A MIDDLE-AGED MAN, whose hair had begun to turn gray, courted two women at the same time. —
One of them was young, and the other well advanced in years. The elder woman, ashamed to be courted by a man younger than herself, made a point, whenever her admirer visited her, to pull out some portion of his black hairs. —
The younger, on the contrary, not wishing to become the wife of an old man, was equally zealous in removing every gray hair she could find. —
Thus it came to pass that between them both he very soon found that he had not a hair left on his head.
Those who seek to please everybody please nobody.