1、上顿陪，下顿陪，终于陪出胃下垂。
1. Accompany the upper meal, accompany the lower meal, finally accompany into gastric下垂.
2、先用盅，再用杯，用完小嘴对瓶吹。
2. First use a cup, then use a glass, after using the small mouth to blow the bottle.
3、你让瞎子去南极，他根本找不着北；你让脑血栓去下叉，他根本勾不着腿；你让大马猴穿旗袍，它根本看不出美；你让潘长江去吻赵海霞，他根本够不着嘴。
3. You let the blind man go to the South Pole, he can’t find the north at all; you let the cerebral thrombosis do the split, he can’t hook the leg at all; you let the big horse monkey wear a cheongsam, it can’t see the beauty at all; you let Pan Changjiang kiss Zhao Haixia, he can’t reach the mouth at all.
4、被咱说过的人都不咋地，赵忠祥的《动物世界》也不让播了，倪萍不做主持人还改道了，崔永元也睡不着觉了。
4. The people I’ve talked about are not very good, Zhao Zhongxiang’s “Animal World” is not allowed to be broadcast anymore, Ni Ping has changed her career instead of being a host, and Cui Yongyuan can’t sleep either.
5、既然大侄儿从乡长变成三胖子，咱就不能再给一棒子、这时候的人是最需要理解，需要安慰、
5. Since the great-nephew has changed from a township head to a fat man, we can’t give him a blow anymore. People at this time need understanding and comfort the most.
6、还有一样家用电器——手电筒。
6. There is another household appliance - flashlight.
7、犯了改，改了犯、犯了在改，改完还犯，千锤百炼。
7. Commit a mistake, correct it, commit again, correct again, commit after correction, and go through countless trials.
8、别说你开车不合格，你长得都违章了。
8. Don’t say you are not qualified to drive, your appearance is already illegal.
9、猫走不走直线，完全取决于耗子。
9. Whether the cat walks in a straight line or not depends entirely on the mouse.
10、九八九八不得了，粮食大丰收，洪水被赶跑，百姓安居乐业，齐夸党地领导，国外比较乱套，成天勾心斗角，昨天内阁下台，今天首相被炒，闹玩金融危机，又要谈和领导，综观世界风云，这边风景更好！
10. 1989 was remarkable, with a bumper harvest of grain, floods driven away, people living in peace and prosperity, praising the Party’s leadership. The world is chaotic, full of intrigue, yesterday the cabinet resigned, today the prime minister was fired, and financial crises occurred. They need to negotiate with leaders, but looking at the global situation, the scenery here is better!
11、那次卖拐把他忽悠瘸了，那次卖车把他忽悠捏了，今天在十分钟之内我要不把他摆平，我就没法跟你们俩当教师爷了！
11. That time selling crutches, I fooled him into limping; that time selling cars, I fooled him into being squeezed. If I don’t level him out within ten minutes today, I can’t be your teacher!
12、没有劳动人民，你吃啥穿啥没有老动人民你还臭美啥劳动人民是最伟大的!
12. Without the working people, what would you eat and wear? Without working people, you wouldn’t even be able to show off. The working people are the greatest!
13、距离拉开了，美没了！吃饭也不喊了，打电话——哈喽啊！饭已OK了，下来眯西吧！
13. The distance has been pulled apart, the beauty is gone! No more calling for meals, making phone calls - Hello! The meal is OK, come down and enjoy it!
14、今早我一开圈门，老母猪以每秒八十脉地速度向前疯跑，咣当撞树上–死了，为什么？
14. This morning when I opened the pigpen door, the old sow ran forward at a speed of 80 beats per second, and crashed into a tree - dead. Why?
15、她比你还难看，她呀没你难看，你呀比她难看。
15. She is uglier than you, she is not as ugly as you, you are uglier than her.
16、我叫不紧张。
16. My name is Not Nervous.
17、耗子给猫当三陪——赚钱不要命。
17. Rats accompanying cats - making money at the risk of their lives.
18、谁说我的脸长得像鞋拔子，这是典型的猪腰子脸。
18. Who says my face looks like a shoehorn? This is a typical pig’s kidney face.
19、秋波，就是秋天的菠菜。
19. Autumn waves refer to spinach in autumn.
20、小样儿，脱了马甲，我照样认识你。
20. Little guy, even without your vest, I still recognize you.
21、我求了一辈子幸福，到老了，明白了，幸福是什么？答，幸福就是遭罪。
21. I’ve been seeking happiness all my life, and now that I’m old, I understand what happiness is. Answer: Happiness is suffering.
22、走了，伤自尊了，太伤自尊了。
22. I’m leaving, my self-esteem is hurt, it’s really hurt.
23、耗子给猫当伴娘，你挣钱不要命了。
23. A rat acting as a bridesmaid for a cat, you’re making money at the expense of your life.
24、由于你没有坚持柱拐，导至了病毒迅速的往上涨，两条腿有两条大筋，好比是两条高速公路，病毒以每小时180公里的速度速速往上转移，你完了，无情的病魔正在吞噬着你的健康细胞，一个崭新的植物人即将诞生。
24. Because you didn’t insist on using a crutch, the virus has rapidly increased. You have two major tendons in your legs, like two highways. The virus is transferring at a speed of 180 kilometers per hour, and you’re done for. The ruthless disease is devouring your healthy cells, and a new plant person is about to be born.
25、白云，黑土向你道歉，请你睁开眼看我多可怜，今天的你我还能否重复昨天的故事，我的这张旧船票还能否登上你的破船！
25. White clouds, black soil apologizes to you, please open your eyes and see how pitiful I am. Can we repeat the story of today’s you and me, and can my old boat ticket still board your broken boat?
26、听说他不当厨师改防忽悠热线了，竟敢扬言不再上当受骗了，残酷的现实已直逼我心里防线了，今年我要不卖他点啥，承诺三年的话题我就没法跟观众兑现了！
26. I heard that he quit being a chef and changed to an anti-fraud hotline. He even dared to claim that he would no longer be deceived. The cruel reality has already pushed my psychological defense line. If I don’t sell him something this year, I won’t be able to fulfill the promise of three years with the audience!
27、别着急，先拨个骚扰电话！
27. Don’t worry, make a prank call first!
28、改革春风吹满地，中国人民真争气，齐心合力跨世纪，一场大水没咋地。
28. The spring breeze of reform blows across the land, the Chinese people are really competitive, working together to cross the century, and a big flood didn’t affect us much.
29、我下一步准备去旅旅游，找个比较大的城市，去趟铁岭。
29. Next, I plan to travel to a larger city, like Tieling.
30、人生在世屈指算，最多三万六千天；家有房屋千万所，睡觉就需三尺宽；总结起来四句话：说人好比盆中鲜花；生活就是一团乱麻；房子修的再好那也是个临时住所；那个小盒才是你永久的家！
30. Life is calculated with fingers, at most 36,000 days; even if you have millions of houses, you only need three feet wide to sleep. In summary, there are four sentences: people are like flowers in a basin; life is a mess; no matter how well the house is built, it’s just a temporary residence; that small box is your permanent home!
31、你打我两下，你下不去手！你骂我两句，你张不开嘴！
31. You hit me twice, but you can’t bring yourself to do it! You scold me, but you can’t open your mouth!
蜡笔小新经典语录，蜡笔小新经典台词
Crayon Shin-chan classic quotes, Crayon Shin-chan classic lines
1、妈妈：游泳真好
1. Mom: Swimming is great.
小新：妈妈，你愈来愈像鱼了
Shin: Mom, you’re becoming more and more like a fish.
妈妈：你是说像美人鱼吗？
Mom: Do you mean like a mermaid?
小新：不是，你的鱼尾纹愈来愈多了
Shin: No, your crow’s feet are increasing.
2、小新：老师，我要上厕所
2. Shin: Teacher, I need to go to the bathroom.
老师：不行，现在是上课时间，刚才下课怎么不去？
Teacher: No, it’s class time. Why didn’t you go during the break?
小新：下课时间那么宝贵，用来上厕所多可惜呀!
Shin: Break time is so precious, it’s a pity to use it to go to the bathroom!
3、妹妹：哥，你是我见过最爱干净的人
3. Sister: Brother, you are the cleanest person I have ever seen.
小新：过奖了，你是怎么看出来的？
1. Xiaoxin: You flatter me, how did you figure it out?
妹妹：不管什么事，你都推得一干二净
Sister: No matter what happens, you always wash your hands clean of any responsibility.
4、小新：有酱油卖吗？
2. Xiaoxin: Do you have soy sauce for sale?
鱼铺老板：没有。
Fish shop owner: No.
小新：有芥末卖吗？
Xiaoxin: Do you have mustard for sale?
鱼铺老板：没有。
Fish shop owner: No.
小新：什么都没有还敢开店。
Xiaoxin: How dare you run a shop when you don’t have anything?
5、老师：现在上‘急救’课，有人受伤，第一步要怎么做？
3. Teacher: Now we’re having a ‘first aid’ class. What should you do first if someone is injured?
小新：我知道，问他要不要器官捐赠？
Xiaoxin: I know, ask if they want to donate their organs?
6、妈妈：小新，你看，妹妹考100分，你才50分
4. Mom: Xiaoxin, look, your sister scored 100 points, and you only got 50.
小新：我是照你的话做的
Xiaoxin: I did what you told me to.
妈妈：我说了什么？
Mom: What did I say?
小新：你说我只要有妹妹的一半就很好了
Xiaoxin: You said that as long as I’m half as good as my sister, it would be fine.
7、妹妹 ：哥，如果有不良少年勒索我们，怎么办？
5. Sister:哥, 如果有不良少年勒索我们, 怎么办?
小新：跑给他追
Xiaoxin: Just run and let them chase you.
妹妹 ：你跑得赢他们吗？
Sister: Can you outrun them?
小新：我只要跑得赢你就行了
Xiaoxin: I only need to outrun you.
8、小新：妈妈，你说做任何事，必须有始有终，不可以半途而废，对不对？
6. Xiaoxin: Mom, you said that to do anything, you must see it through from beginning to end, and not give up halfway, right?
妈妈：没错
Mom: That’s right.
小新：那，连续剧今天是完结篇，你不能阻止我看完
Xiaoxin: Well, today’s the final episode of the TV series, so you can’t stop me from watching it.
9、小新：妹妹，你干嘛那么用功？
9. Xiaoxin: Sister, why are you studying so hard?
妹妹：还不都是因为你。
Sister: It’s all because of you.
小新：我？
Xiaoxin: Me?
妹妹：没错，我们家总要有人有出息吧!
Sister: Yeah, someone in our family has to be successful, right?
10、爸爸：什么？小新，你在看裸女照片!小小年纪就做出这种事？说!这些照片那里来的？
10. Dad: What? Xiaoxin, are you looking at nude photos! At such a young age, doing such a thing? Tell me! Where did you get these photos from?
小新：在你的抽屉拿的
Xiaoxin: I took them from your drawer.
11、妈妈：爸妈今晚有事，要很晚才回来
11. Mom: Mom and Dad have something to do tonight, and we’ll be back very late.
小新：那我会很累耶!
Xiaoxin: I’ll be very tired then!
妈妈 ：为什么？
Mom: Why?
小新：我会看电视看得很累
Xiaoxin: I’ll be tired from watching TV.
12、小毛：我妈妈是硕士，爸爸是博士。
12. Xiaomao: My mom is a master’s degree holder, and my dad is a doctor.
小新：有什么了不起!
Xiaoxin: So what?
小毛：你爸妈是什么士？
Xiaomao: What about your parents’ degrees?
小新：我爸爸是男士，我妈妈是女士。
Xiaoxin: My dad is a gentleman, and my mom is a lady.
13、小新：妈妈，公园有个可怜的欧巴桑，我想帮助她。
13. Xiaoxin: Mom, there’s a poor old lady in the park, and I want to help her.
妈妈：小新真有爱心，就给她10块钱吧!
Mom: Xiaoxin, you’re so kind-hearted. Here’s 10 yuan for her!
妈妈：咦!你怎么买了香肠？
Mom: Huh? Why did you buy sausages?
小新：她就是卖香肠的嘛!
Xiaoxin: She’s the sausage seller!
14、妈妈：上下学不要落单，以免被不良少年勒索
14. Mom: Don’t walk alone to and from school to avoid being extorted by bad teenagers.
小新：可是同学都不肯跟我一起走
Xiaoxin: But my classmates don’t want to walk with me.
妈妈：为什么？
15. Mom: Why?
妹妹 ：他们怕被哥哥勒索
Sister: They’re afraid of being blackmailed by my brother.
15、老师：小新，你的美劳作品太好了，明天学校要派你参加全市的比赛。
15. Teacher: Shin, your art project is amazing. Tomorrow, the school will send you to participate in the city-wide competition.
小新：不行
Shin: No way.
老师：为什么？
Teacher: Why?
小新：劳作是我爸做的，他明天要上班
Shin: My dad made it, and he has to work tomorrow.
16、老师：小新，请用‘左右为难’来造句
16. Teacher: Shin, please make a sentence using “caught in a dilemma.”
小新：我考试时左右为难
Shin: I was caught in a dilemma during the exam.
老师：是题目不会答，让你左右为难？
Teacher: You were caught in a dilemma because you couldn’t answer the questions?
小新：不，是左右同学答案不一样，让我左右为难
Shin: No, I was caught in a dilemma because the answers from the students on my left and right were different.
17、老师：小新，你的毛病就是用词不当，现在考考你用一句成语来形容老师很开心
17. Teacher: Xiaoxin, your problem is improper use of words. Now, I’m going to test you. Use an idiom to describe a teacher who is very happy.
小新：含笑九泉
Xiaoxin: Grinning from ear to ear.
18、爸爸 ：你看廿四孝的故事多感人，你做得到吗？
18. Dad: The stories of the Twenty-Four Filial Exemplars are so touching. Can you do that?
小新：至少我能做到一样，卖身葬父
Xiaoxin: At least I can do one thing, sell myself to bury my father.
19、妈妈：我以为你在写功课，竟然是在玩电动
19. Mom: I thought you were doing your homework, but you were actually playing video games.
小新：这又不能怪我
Xiaoxin: It’s not my fault.
妈妈：难道要怪我？
Mom: Should I be the one to blame?
小新：没错，谁叫你走路声音那么轻
Xiaoxin: Yes, why do you walk so quietly?
20、妈妈：我以为你在写功课，竟然是在玩电动
20. Mom: I thought you were doing your homework, but you were actually playing video games.
小新：这又不能怪我。
Xiaoxin: It’s not my fault.
妈妈：难道要怪我？
Mom: Should I be the one to blame?
小新：没错，谁叫你走路声音那么轻。
Xiaoxin: Yes, why do you walk so quietly.
21、吉永老师：“现在上『急救课』，先做口对口人工呼吸，这样重复做，会怎样？”
21. Teacher Yoshie: “Now we’re having a first aid class. If we do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation like this, repeatedly, what will happen?
小新：“有人会告你性骚扰”。
Xiaoxin: Someone might sue you for sexual harassment.
22、吉永老师：“蝌蚪长大以后变成什么？”
22. Teacher Yoshie: “What do tadpoles turn into when they grow up?”
小新：“平底锅。”
Xiaoxin: Frying pan.
23、美讶：“上完暑期辅导课就要马上回家，为什么不听话？我最讨厌不准时回家的人…..”
23. Mei Ya: “After finishing the summer tutoring class, you should go home right away. Why don’t you listen? I hate people who don’t come home on time…”
小新：“你干嘛那么生气？你下班没马上回家做饭，我也没生气啊!”
Xiaoxin: Why are you so angry? You don’t go home to cook after work, and I’m not angry either!
24、吉永老师：“男女生到青春期会有第二性徵出现，女生平坦的胸部会隆起，就像…..”
24. Teacher Yoshie: “During puberty, boys and girls will develop secondary sexual characteristics. Girls’ flat chests will become more prominent, like… “
小新：“像双安全气囊”
Xiaoxin: Like a pair of safety airbags.
25、小新：“美讶，上次我和小毛打架打输了，这次我打赢了”
25. Xiaoxin: “Meiyan, last time I lost a fight with Xiaomao, but this time I won.”
美讶：“干嘛连打两次架？”
Meiyan: “Why did you have to fight twice?”
小新：“你不是教我，在那里跌倒，就要在那里站起来吗!”
Xiaoxin: “Didn’t you teach me that if you fall somewhere, you have to stand up there?”
26、吉永老师：“小新，你怎么偷同学的橡皮擦？你做这种事，难道不为父母想一想吗？”
26. Teacher Jiyong: “Xiaoxin, how could you steal your classmate’s eraser? Don’t you think about your parents when you do this?”
小新：“就是想过才做的。这样就不用花父母的钱了”
Xiaoxin: “I did it after thinking about it. This way, I won’t have to spend my parents’ money.”
27、小新：脸很痛!
27. Xiaoxin: “My face hurts!”
妈妈：给我看看。
Mother: “Let me see.”
小新：你真的要看吗？
Xiaoxin: “Do you really want to see?”
小新翘起PP来说：给你看我另一张脸。
Xiaoxin sticks out his butt and says: “Here’s my other face for you to see.”
28、妈妈：小新，你这学期捡到10次钱吗？
28. Mother: “Xiaoxin, have you found money ten times this semester?”
小新：没有，只捡到一次
1. Xiaoxin: No, I only picked it up once.
妈妈：那怎么会有十张拾金不昧的荣誉卡？
Mother: Then how could you have ten “finders keepers” cards?
小新：我把捡到的一百元换成10个铜板
Xiaoxin: I exchanged the 100 yuan I found for 10 copper coins.
29、妈妈：小新，你又开电视了
29. Mother: Xiaoxin, you turned on the TV again.
小新：我又不是要看电视
Xiaoxin: I’m not going to watch TV.
妈妈：那你在做什么？
Mother: Then what are you doing?
小新：我在核对报纸上的电视节目表有没有印错。
Xiaoxin: I’m checking if there are any mistakes in the TV program schedule in the newspaper.
30、爸爸：什么？小新，你在看裸女照片!小小年纪就做出这种事？说!
30. Father: What? Xiaoxin, are you looking at nude photos! At such a young age, you’re doing this kind of thing? Tell me!
这些照片那里来的？
Where did you get these photos?
小新：在你的抽屉拿的
Xiaoxin: I took them from your drawer.
31、老师：小新，最近功课写得不错
31. Teacher: Xiaoxin, your recent homework has been well done.
小新：这全是警察扫黄的功劳
Xiaoxin: It’s all thanks to the police’s anti-pornography efforts.
老师：扫黄和功课有什么关系？
Teacher: What does that have to do with your homework?
小新：我爸晚上没地方去，只好在家盯我写功课
Xiaoxin: My dad has nowhere to go at night, so he stays at home supervising me to do my homework.
32、小毛：我妈妈是硕士，爸爸是博士。
32. Xiaomao: My mom is a master’s degree holder, and my dad is a doctor.
小新：有什么了不起!
Xiaoxin: So what!
小毛：你爸妈是什么士？
Xiaomao: What are your parents’ degrees?
小新：我爸爸是男士，我妈妈是女士。
Xiaoxin: My dad is a gentleman, and my mom is a lady.
33、老师：小新，你怎么偷同学的橡皮擦？你做这种事，难道不为父母想一想吗？
33. Teacher: Xiaoxin, how could you steal your classmate’s eraser? Don’t you think about your parents when you do things like this?
小新：就是想过才做的。这样就不用花父母的钱了
Xiaoxin: I did it precisely because I thought about them. This way, I won’t have to spend my parents’ money.
34、老师：小新，几天没上厕所了。
34. Teacher: Xiaoxin, how many days has it been since you last went to the bathroom?
小新：这种事不要问我们男人~
Xiaoxin: Don’t ask such questions from us men~
35、妈妈：小新，要你补英语是希望你不要输在起跑点上
35. Mom: Xiaoxin, I want you to improve your English so you don’t fall behind from the starting line.
小新：我早就输在起跑点上了
Xiaoxin: I’ve already lost at the starting line.
妈妈：你输了什么？
Mom: What did you lose?
小新：遗传。
Xiaoxin: Heredity.
麦兜经典语录
Mcdull’s Classic Quotes
永远不要后退，退到最后是无路可退。
Never back down, or you’ll find yourself with nowhere to retreat.
感谢我的双眼，再小，再眯，我也能看见，日出，日落，花开，花谢。
Thank my eyes, no matter how small and squinty, I can still see the sunrise, sunset, flowers blooming, and flowers withering.
笨鸟先飞，笨猪先肥。
The slow bird flies first, the slow pig gets fat first.
感谢太阳又升起，继续点燃我的梦想。
Thank the sun for rising again, continuing to ignite my dreams.
要懂得珍惜守护身边的每个人，因为前世扭断脖子的回眸，我们才换来了今生的相遇。
Learn to cherish and protect everyone around you, because in our past lives, we twisted our necks to get a glimpse of each other, and that’s how we earned our meeting in this life.
不肥则已，一肥惊人。
If not fat, then be astonishingly fat.
感谢不离不弃的你，让我知道仍有人爱我。感谢你的支持，不论今天有多挫折，我仍会勇敢地活下去。
Thank you for staying by my side, letting me know that there’s still someone who loves me. Thank you for your support, no matter how frustrated I am today, I will still live bravely.
想哭就哭，想笑就笑，不要因为世界虚伪，你也变的虚伪了。
Cry when you feel like crying, and laugh when you feel like laughing. Don’t become hypocritical just because the world is.
勿以骨少而食之，勿以肉少而不食。
Don’t eat something just because it has little meat, and don’t refuse to eat just because it has little meat.
不开心睡一觉，就让他过去吧，伤心还好，伤胃就不好了。
If you’re unhappy, sleep it off and let it go. It’s okay to be sad, but it’s not good to hurt your stomach.
人无百日好，猪无百日肥。
People can’t be happy for a hundred days, and pigs can’t be fat for a hundred days.
瘦为贵，花肉次之，肥为轻。
Thinness is valuable, marbled meat is second, fat is light.
得食者多肉，失食者寡肉。
He who has food has more meat, he who loses food has less meat.
你不尊重我，我尊重你，你还不尊重我，我依旧尊重你。你再不尊重我，我就废了你。
1. If you disrespect me, I will still respect you. If you continue to disrespect me, I will still respect you. But if you disrespect me again, I will eliminate you.
一猪超生，万夫乐开。
2. One pig overbreeds, and ten thousand men rejoice.
在天愿为比翼鸟，在地愿为连尾猪。
3. In heaven, I wish to be a pair of birds with wings entwined; on earth, I wish to be a pig with a connected tail.
水至清则无鱼，猪至肥则无命。
4. Water too clear has no fish; a pig too fat has no life.
不开心睡一觉，就让它过去吧。伤心还好，伤胃就不好了。
5. If you’re unhappy, just sleep it off and let it go. It’s okay to be sad, but don’t let it hurt your stomach.
爱情就像便便；水一冲就再也回不来了。
6. Love is like feces; once flushed, it’s gone forever.
瘦则改之，肥则加勉。
7. If you’re thin, change; if you’re fat, work harder.
大难不死，必有锅粥。
8. If you survive a great disaster, there must be a pot of porridge waiting.
两情若是久长时，又岂在猪猪肉肉。
9. If two hearts are meant to be together for a long time, why focus on the pork between them?
感谢黑夜的来临，我知道今天不论有多失败，全新的明天仍然等待我来证明自己…
10. Thank you, nightfall, for coming. I know that no matter how much I fail today, a brand new tomorrow still awaits for me to prove myself…
感谢我的鼻子，即使塌，也可以让我呼吸新鲜空气！
11. Thank you, my nose, for even if it’s flat, it allows me to breathe fresh air!
猪头诚可贵，猪肉价更高。若为滋味故，两者皆可烧。
12. A pig’s head is valuable, but pork is even more precious. If it’s for the sake of taste, both can be cooked and eaten.
猪虽逊羊三分白，羊却输猪一段香。
13. Although pigs are three shades less white than sheep, sheep lose a fraction of fragrance compared to pigs.
听君一席话，胜做十年猪。
14. Listening to your words for a moment is better than being a pig for ten years.
有事情是要说出来的，不要等着对方去领悟，因为对方不是你，不知道你想要什么，等到最后只能是伤心和失望，尤其是感情。
15. It’s important to speak up about things, don’t wait for the other person to understand, because they’re not you and don’t know what you want. In the end, all you’ll have is sadness and disappointment, especially in relationships.
小朋友和大朋友除了声音不同之外，小朋友的世界，还有很多的幻想，还有很多的希望，希望……失望……希望……失望……久而久之，就变成大朋友。
16. The difference between a child and an adult is not just their voice; a child’s world is filled with fantasies, hopes, hopes… disappointments… hopes… disappointments… Over time, they become adults.
感谢黑夜的来临，我知道今天不论有多失败，全新的明天仍然等待我来证明自己。
17. Thank you, nightfall, for coming. I know that no matter how much I fail today, a brand new tomorrow still awaits for me to prove myself.
感谢我的身材，即使臃肿，我也能到世界各地去旅游。
18. Thank you, my body, for even if it’s bloated, it allows me to travel around the world.
想哭就哭，想笑就笑，不要因为世界虚伪你也变得虚伪了！
19. Cry when you feel like crying, and laugh when you feel like laughing. Don’t become hypocritical just because the world is.
猪生代代无穷已，烧肉年年只相似。
20. The cycle of pig generations is endless, but the taste of grilled pork remains the same every year.
爱情就像便便；有时候努力了很久却只是个屁。
Love is like a bowel movement; sometimes you strain for a long time, but it turns out to be just a fart.
不以肥喜，不以瘦悲。
Do not be happy with fat, do not be sad with thin.
感谢那些曾让我伤心难过的日子，我知道快乐已经离我不远了。
Thank those days that once made me sad, for I know happiness is not far away.
要懂得珍惜守护，身边的每个人，因为前世扭断脖子的回眸，我们才换来了今生的相遇。
We should cherish and protect everyone around us, because only through the countless glances in our past lives have we earned this encounter in our current one.
人无远虑，必有蛋挞。留得青山在，哪怕没蛋挞？一言既出，四个蛋挞！ 本来无一物，何处食蛋挞？一串光阴一串挞。好汉不吃眼前挞。天有不测风云，人有旦夕蛋挞。人生自古谁无死，留取主垫蛋挞。
A person without foresight will surely have egg tarts. As long as the green mountains are there, even without egg tarts? Once a word is spoken, four egg tarts appear! Originally, there was nothing, so where can we find egg tarts? A string of time, a string of tarts. A true man does not eat the tarts in front of him. There are unpredictable clouds and rain in life, as well as morning and evening egg tarts. Since ancient times, who has not died in life? Keep the main pillow for egg tarts.
感谢我的鼻子，即使塌，也让我可以呼吸新鲜空气。
Thank my nose, even if it’s flat, it allows me to breathe fresh air.
感谢老天爷所降下的雨水，为伤心淤积的心灵给刷洗洁净。
Thank the heavens for the rain that cleanses and purifies our sad hearts.
陈二狗的妖孽人生经典语录
Chen Ergou’s classic life quotes
1、不管什么性质的友谊，都是一瓶白酒，封存的时间越长，价值则越高，而一旦启封，可能就只够一个酒鬼滥饮一次，得珍惜。
1. No matter what kind of friendship it is, it is like a bottle of white wine. The longer it is stored, the higher its value. But once opened, it may only be enough for a drunkard to indulge in one time. We must cherish it.
2、薄情寡义沾花惹草的男人不要。精于权谋不留底线的男人不要。刻意标榜离经叛道的男人不要。恃才傲物目中无人的男人不要。同情泛滥好好先生的男人不要。
2. Men who are unfaithful and flirtatious, men who are skilled in scheming without limits, men who deliberately boast about being unconventional, and men who are arrogant and look down on others are all undesirable.
3、于小事得道，于小人成佛。
3. Enlightenment comes from small things, and Buddhahood is achieved through dealing with petty people.
4、有些时候想想看，我们穷人日子过得确实不舒心，不是觉得那些个有钱畜生牲口们站得太高，也不是怪漂亮水灵娘们太傲。就是无奈自己不管怎么努力。都爬不到那个位置，上不了她们的床。
4. Sometimes when we think about it, the lives of the poor are indeed uncomfortable. It’s not because those wealthy people stand too high, nor because beautiful women are too proud. It’s just that no matter how hard we try, we can’t reach that position or get into their beds.
5、饥寒起盗心。则一语中得你这群人。马瘦毛长。人穷志却未必短。野心这东西。是个男人就都或多或少有一点。膨胀后更以为只要坚持不懈就能站在一座城市地顶点。却不知生活要摧破一个家族很容易。夭折一个根基不深得奋斗者更是轻而易举。
5. Hunger and coldness give rise to theft. This saying fits you all. A thin horse has long hair, but a poor man’s ambition may not be short. Ambition is something every man has, more or less. After expanding, they think that as long as they persist, they can stand at the top of a city. However, they don’t know that life can easily destroy a family and abort a struggling person with a shallow foundation.
6、希望就是这样一个骚货，等你真决定不鸟她的时候，她就会很犯贱地主动撩拨你一下，让正准备清心寡欲的你再度**焚身。
6. Hope is such a tease; when you really decide to ignore her, she will shamelessly flirt with you, making you, who are preparing to be pure and detached, burn with desire again.
7、对于一个女人来说，跟男人的博弈中，最原始和最根本的差距在于身体，而非智商或者情商这类外在的因素，你要强大，必须学会保护自己的身体。
7. For a woman, the most fundamental difference in the game with men lies in the body, not in external factors like intelligence or emotional intelligence. To be strong, you must learn to protect your body.
8、在女神控面前萝莉控熟女控御姐控制服控一切控都是浮云。
8. In front of a goddess controller, all other controllers, such as loli, mature woman, sister, and uniform controllers, are nothing.
9、当一件事情需要通过辩论或者争吵来让对方屈服时，这不代表对方的不可理喻，而是自己的无能。
9. When a matter needs to be resolved through debate or argument to make the other party submit, it does not mean that the other party is unreasonable, but rather that you are incompetent.
10、小人物也要活得有尊严，男人没钱，没女人，没枪杆子，都是小事，但没了尊严，路边的狗都不会拿正眼看你。
10. Even small people should live with dignity. For a man, having no money, no woman, and no gun are minor issues, but losing dignity will make even the dogs on the side of the road not look at you straight in the eye.
11、别以为像猪一样拱一两个钟头就是本事。
11. Don’t think that snorting like a pig for a couple of hours is an ability.
12、在骄傲的上海人眼中，不管你是北京人，还是广东人，都是乡下人。
12. In the eyes of proud Shanghai people, whether you are from Beijing or Guangdong, you are all country bumpkins.
13、这个时候那些第一次来酒吧猎艳的纯洁孩子懂得了一个比较极端的真理，男人不坏女人不爱。
13. At this moment, those innocent children who came to the bar for the first time understood an extreme truth: men are not bad, women don’t love.
14、寡情的男人和势利的女人，这样的狗男女往往能有一段从头到尾的蜜月期。一语中的。
14. Men with little affection and women who are snobbish often have a honeymoon period that lasts from beginning to end. Right to the point.
15、处事谨慎如鼠，为人心狠如狼。
15. Be as cautious as a mouse in handling affairs, and as ruthless as a wolf in dealing with people.
16、陈二狗很享受这种被四周雄性牲口鄙视和嫉妒的眼神，牛粪咋了，癞蛤蟆咋了，我是一坨插了鲜花的牛粪，我还是一只吃了天鹅肉的癞蛤蟆，眼红死你们。
16. Chen Ergou enjoys the contempt and jealousy from the surrounding male beasts. So what if I’m cow dung or a toad? I am a lump of cow dung with a fresh flower inserted, and I am a toad that has eaten swan meat. Be envious to death.
17、和傻子争吵肯定是输的，和女人吵架则一开始就输了一半，因为人类天生同情心泛滥，习惯性不分青红皂白地站在弱势一方，尤其当这个女人还很漂亮的时候，
17. Arguing with a fool is definitely a loss, and quarreling with a woman means you’ve lost half the battle from the start, because humans are naturally sympathetic and习惯性ly take the side of the weaker party, especially when the woman is beautiful.
18、恕心养到极处，世间都无罪过。
18. When forgiveness is cultivated to the extreme, there are no faults in the world.
19、看破浮生过半，心情半佛半神仙。
19. Having seen through half of the fleeting life, one’s mood is half-buddha and half-immortal.
20、这个社会好心人未必有好报，但有心人，肯夹着尾巴像一条狗做事地有心人，八成是能上位的。
20. In this society, kind-hearted people may not necessarily receive good rewards, but those who are willing to act like dogs with their tails between their legs have an 80% chance of rising to a higher position.
21、穷山恶水出刁民。
21. Poor mountains and rivers breed tricky people.
22、他没啥大文化，但也知道站在这里看一百年，也进不了那个圈子。
22. He doesn’t have much education, but he knows that even if he stands here for a hundred years, he won’t be able to enter that circle.
23、我心中有猛虎，细嗅蔷薇。
23. In my heart, there is a fierce tiger, sniffing roses gently.
24、“二狗，唐僧取经要九九八十一难，吃我的肉的确没法子让你长生，可你总得做出翻山越岭过五关斩六将的姿态吧，太容易到手的东西谁都不会珍惜，对你对我，都是如此。”
24. “Erdog, Tang Seng’s journey to the West requires 81 trials and tribulations. Eating my flesh won’t make you immortal, but you have to show the attitude of crossing mountains, rivers, and defeating five generals and six commanders. No one will cherish things that come too easily, both for you and for me.”
25、我是生意人，滴水之恩涌泉相报这说法不适合我，但投我以李报你以桃还是能做到地。
25. I am a businessman. The saying “gratitude returns in floods” doesn’t suit me, but I can still repay you with a peach if you give me a plum.
26、年众生马牛，年诸佛龙象。
26. In the years of living beings, horses, cattle, and sheep; in the years of Buddhas, dragons and elephants.
27、一个男人抛开光鲜的外衣。显赫的身世。不错的相貌。剩下什么？是满腹脏水猥亵？是一腔无病呻吟的怨天尤人？还是一胸襟的山河锦绣？
27. When a man sheds his splendid clothes, prominent background, and decent appearance, what’s left? Is it a belly full of filth and obscenity? Is it a heart full of complaining about fate and others? Or is it a chest filled with beautiful landscapes?
28、喜欢一个人，爱一个人，做的什么才算恰如其份。
28. What does one have to do to like and love someone just right?
29、别人越把他当谁都可以欺负一把踩上一脚的傻子看待，他越想笑，他越笑，别人就越把他当不谙世事的傻子，这是个有趣的循环。
29. The more others treat him as a fool who can be bullied and stepped on, the more he wants to laugh. The more he laughs, the more others see him as a naive fool. It’s an interesting cycle.
30、一张苍白消瘦的平静脸孔，朴素到寒酸的穿着，但微微伛偻着站在人群中，似乎比谁都要高大。
30. A pale, thin, and calm face, dressed in simple and shabby clothes, but slightly stooping in the crowd, he seems taller than anyone else.
31、城市这么大人那么多，要爬得比别人高，得多难？比高考时的英语听力测试部分难多了吧？
31. The city is so big and there are so many people. How difficult is it to climb higher than others? It must be much harder than the English listening test part of the college entrance examination, right?
32、身骑白马万人中，左牵黄，右擎苍。一心只想，曹蒹葭。改换素衣归中原，破天荒，射天狼。放下西凉，不去管。
32. Riding a white horse among thousands, leading a yellow horse on the left, and holding a green one on the right. With a heart set on Cao Jianjia. Returning to the Central Plains in plain clothes, breaking the sky, shooting the sky wolf. Let go of Xi Liang, don’t care about it.
33、小夭啊小夭，找男人就得找能控制的，这样才能全身而退，飞蛾扑火的爱情不是谁都消受得起的。
33. Xiaoyao, when looking for a man, you should find one you can control so that you can withdraw completely. Not everyone can afford the love that burns like a moth to a flame.
34、人穷志短，马瘦毛长；饱暖思淫欲，饥寒起盗心。
34. When people are poor, their ambitions are short; when horses are thin, their manes are long. When well-fed and warm, people think of lust; when hungry and cold, they are prone to thievery.
35、对待苛刻上司下达的任务。必须事先让上司觉得自己能完成十分之八，最终给出百分之一百二的成绩，这样非但不会让上级失望，还会给他一个惊喜，即使万一搞砸了，上级心中一开始就有个较低的预期。自己形象也就自然而然鲜亮起来
35. When dealing with demanding tasks from a strict boss, you must first make the boss believe that you can accomplish 80% of it, and then deliver 120% of the results. This way, not only will you not disappoint your superior, but you will also surprise them. Even if you fail, the boss will have a lower expectation from the beginning, and your image will naturally shine.
36、她蹲下来，突然朝着天空比划了一个手势，架构成一个长方形，笑道：“陈二狗，你看，你现在只能看到这么大的天空，所以你能做到知足，但如果有一天你走出这片土地，看到更多，你还会满足两千块钱吗？”
36. She squatted down and suddenly made a gesture towards the sky, forming a rectangle, and laughed, “Chen Ergou, look, you can only see such a small piece of the sky now, so you can be content. But if one day you leave this land and see more, will you still be satisfied with just 2,000 yuan?”
37、是心服，还是口服，我不管。人敬我一尺，我让他一丈，狗咬我一口，我拿砖头砸它一堆，刀口混饭吃其实也就是这么回事。
37. Whether it’s heartful submission or mere lip service, I don’t care. If someone respects me an inch, I’ll give them a foot. If a dog bites me, I’ll smash it with a brick. That’s how one survives in a dog-eat-dog world.
38、在懂点风水会点堪舆的他看来，秦淮河流淌着的不是文人骚客眼中的XX风情，而是一江猩红血水，浓艳悲伧如残阳。
38. In his eyes, who knows a bit about Feng Shui and geomancy, the Qinhuai River does not flow with the romantic charm seen by literary scholars, but rather with a river of blood, as intense and tragic as the setting sun.
39、心不为利衰毁誉称讥苦乐所摧破，是为八风不动。
39. The heart that remains unshaken by gain and loss, praise and criticism, or pain and pleasure is called “unmoved by the eight winds.”
40、富人是不愁吃的猫，高兴就晒太阳，不高兴了就出来逮耗子耍着玩，穷人就是耗子，要活着就得狠狠偷就得掰命逃。
40. The rich are like cats that don’t worry about food, basking in the sun when happy, and catching mice for fun when unhappy. The poor are like mice, having to steal and run for their lives.
41、把仅剩的一点良心给自己在乎的人。
41. Give the last bit of conscience to those you care about.
42、闲看窗外庭前花开花落，漫随海角天边云卷云舒。一切随缘。
42. Leisurely watching the flowers bloom and wither in the courtyard, and the clouds roll and relax at the horizon. Let everything go with the flow.
43、陈二狗边走边酸溜溜想，以后等大爷有钱了，买车的时候连模特一起买了，然后我还不用他们，直接一股脑送给路边的乞丐。
43. Chen Ergou thought sourly as he walked, “When I get rich, I’ll buy a car and the model along with it, and then I won’t use them. I’ll just give them all to the beggars on the street.”
44、任他支离狂悖，任他颠倒颇僻，我自八风不动，我自心如磐石。
44. Let him be crazy and rebellious, let him be upside down and eccentric. I remain unmoved by the eight winds, and my heart is as solid as a rock.
45、上海，对陈二狗来说就是书上那几段苍白的描述，经济，繁华，时尚，这些词汇都无比抽象，像历史书上那幅他看了无数遍怎么看都没看出花样的《向日葵》。
45. For Chen Ergou, Shanghai is just a few pale descriptions from books: economy, prosperity, and fashion. These words are all very abstract, like the “Sunflowers” painting he has seen countless times in history books, unable to see any patterns.
46、陈二狗印象中，他该叫爷爷的人是个喜欢边喝酒边哼京剧的糟老头，他以前总听不懂，等可以听懂了，也没机会再听了。
46. In Chen Ergou’s memory, the person he should call his grandfather was an old man who liked to drink and hum Beijing Opera. He couldn’t understand it before, and when he could understand it, he no longer had the chance to listen.
47、这座城市，同床异枕的情人似乎要多于同床共枕的男女。
47. In this city, it seems that lovers who share a bed but not a pillow are more numerous than men and women who share a bed and a pillow.
48、来用美人计勾引大爷啊，来啊，看最后谁吃了谁。
48. Come and seduce me with your beauty, come on, let’s see who eats whom in the end.
49、勇于敢所为，则杀其身；勇于不敢所为，则活其身。
49. If you dare to act bravely, you may be killed; if you dare not act bravely, you may live.
50、此心拖泥带水，是人生最苦处。
50. This heart, dragging in mud and water, is the most bitter part of life.
51、装几天傻不难，可装了二十多年的傻，那就不是好玩，而是可怕了。
51. Pretending to be foolish for a few days is not difficult, but pretending to be foolish for more than 20 years is not fun, it’s terrifying.
52、闭门即是深山，心静随处净土。
52. Close the door and you’ll find yourself in a deep mountain; keep a peaceful mind, and you’ll find pure land everywhere.
53、其实人与人藏在娘肚子里的时候一样不分贵贱，只是投胎的地方不能选错。
53. In fact, people are the same, regardless of status, when they are in their mother’s womb. The only thing we can’t choose is the place we are born into.
54、从这个世界走到那个世界，需要几代人的攀爬挣扎？
54. How many generations does it take to move from one world to another through climbing and struggling?
55、爷爷总说，人在做天在看，不是老天爷不长眼，是老天爷也有打盹瞌睡的时候。
55. Grandpa always said, “People make their own choices, and heaven watches. It’s not that God doesn’t see, it’s just that even God takes naps and dozes off sometimes.”
56、只觉得能安静守护一个相依为命的亲人，付出多一点，造孽多一点，流血流汗多一点，也是值得的。
56. He just felt that being able to quietly protect a relative who relies on each other, giving a little more, sinning a little more, and shedding more blood and sweat, was all worth it.
57、最让东北虎忌惮的畜生，不是皮糙肉厚的黑瞎子，不是斤的野猪王，而是上了山的守山犬。
57. The most feared animal by the Northeast Tiger is not the thick-skinned black bear, nor the heavy wild boar king, but the mountain-guarding dog that has ascended the mountain.
58、陈二狗抽着旱烟，吞云吐雾，烟雾缭绕把那小土堆衬托得像《西游记》中必有妖孽出现的险地。
58. Chen Ergou, smoking a dry pipe,吞云吐雾 (swallowing clouds and spitting mist), with the smoke环绕 (surrounding) the small mound, making it look like a dangerous place必有妖孽 (must have demons) in “Journey to the West.”
59、陈二狗，你给我站直了，我的男人，就是输得一塌糊涂，打算了手脚，趴在地上，也得停止了腰杆…
59. Chen Ergou, stand up straight for me. My man, even if he loses一塌糊涂 (completely), plans every move, and lies on the ground, he must still stand tall and straight…
60、世界有一半在嘲笑另一半，其实全世界都是傻瓜。
60. Half of the world is laughing at the other half, but in fact, the whole world is full of fools.
61、一样东西要么有价值要么有价格，两者都没有的便是废物，我觉得小红花就是这一类。
61. Everything has either value or price; if it has neither, it’s just waste. I think the little red flower belongs to this category.
62、退一步如果不能海阔天空，那就多退几步；忍一时如果不能风平浪静，那就再忍几分。
62. If taking a step back doesn’t bring a broader horizon, then take a few more steps back; if enduring for a while doesn’t calm the wind and waves, then endure a little longer.
63、世途渺于鸟道，人情浮比鱼蛮。
63. The world’s path is as narrow as a bird’s trail, and human relationships are as fickle as fish.
64、对于一个从没用过面油更别说是化妆品的女人来说，她是不会每天对着镜子感慨岁月无情的。
64. For a woman who has never used face cream, let alone makeup, she won’t lament the merciless passage of time in front of the mirror every day.
65、不管是小人物还是富贵子孙，要成功，都得眼睛看远一点，度量放大一点，脑子多想一点，然后怀六分恶毒，三分炎凉，还得给自己给子孙剩一分善心。
65. Whether you are a small character or a wealthy descendant, to succeed, you must see further, be more tolerant, think more, and then have six parts malice, three parts indifference, and save one part of kindness for yourself and your future generations.
66、这是最好的时代，这也是最坏的时代。
66. This is the best of times, and this is the worst of times.
67、这座城市，同床异枕的情人似乎要多于同床共枕的男女。
67. In this city, it seems that there are more lovers sleeping in separate beds than men and women sleeping together.
68、一种为了让自己满足的道德不足以称作道德，比如救一个人，你如果是抱着救人能带给自己道德感而去救，那不是道德，那仅仅是一种隐性的名利。
68. A morality that exists only to satisfy oneself is not enough to be called morality. For example, if you save someone with the intention of gaining a sense of morality, that is not morality; it is just a hidden form of fame and fortune.
69、她猛然想起自己记恨了二十年的爷爷，老人某次大发雷霆的时候曾经对她母亲说过一句话，曹家的女人，可以看不起将军的儿子，看不起省长的孙子，但哪怕是一个乞丐，只要是站着而不是跪着活着，只要你肯嫁，我就敢答应！
69. She suddenly remembered her grandfather, whom she had resented for twenty years. Once, in a fit of rage, he said to her mother, “Women of the Cao family can look down on the son of a general, the grandson of a provincial governor, but even a beggar, as long as he stands tall and lives with dignity, if you are willing to marry him, I dare to agree!”
70、对于这位不愁吃不愁穿的漂亮女孩来说，文凭就是一张破纸，大好青春不赶紧挥霍难道等着嫁作他人妇再去放浪形骸？
70. For this beautiful girl who doesn’t worry about food or clothing, a diploma is just a piece of waste paper. Shouldn’t she enjoy her youth instead of waiting to marry someone else and then indulge in pleasure?
71、狗急了会跳墙，再不起眼的孬货都有激起狠劲的一刹那。小人物也要活得有尊严，男人没钱，没女人，没枪杆子，都是小事，但没了尊严，路边的狗都不会拿正眼看你。
71. A dog will jump over a wall when cornered; even the most insignificant person has a moment when they can be fierce. A small character must live with dignity. A man without money, without a woman, without a gun, are all trivial matters, but without dignity, even the dogs on the street won’t look at you straight in the eye.
72、生活精心策划的一个个惊喜，总能令人发笑，笑中也许带血，或者带涩。
72. Life’s carefully planned surprises always make people laugh, and the laughter may be tinged with blood or bitterness.
73、那时的陈二狗，只是一只只见过巴掌大天空的癞蛤蟆，现在的陈二狗，也许明天或者后天就会走**运地跳出井底，毕竟上海是一座诞生过黄金荣和周正毅的城市，天堂和地狱也就一线之隔。
73. Back then, Chen Ergou was just a toad that had only seen a sky the size of its palm, but now, he might jump out of the well and have great fortune tomorrow or the day after, after all, Shanghai is a city that has given birth to golden glory and Zhou Zhengyi, where heaven and hell are just a thin line apart.
74、花点心思，我就不信拿不下这妞，她就是性冷淡我也能成.
74. If I put some effort into it, I don’t believe I can’t get this girl, even if she’s frigid, I can still make it happen.
75、勇于敢所为，则杀其身；勇于不敢所为，则活其身。
75. Be brave enough to act, and you may be killed; be brave enough not to act, and you may survive.
76、陈二狗节俭但不意味着他小气，张家寨出了一窝狠人的陈家就没一个是眼界狭窄小肚鸡肠，聪明做人精明做事，这是富贵经常念叨的一句话。
76. Chen Ergou is frugal, but that doesn’t mean he’s stingy. The Chen family from Zhangjia Village, known for their ruthlessness, has no one with narrow-mindedness or small-mindedness. Being smart in life and shrewd in business is a saying often mentioned by Fu Gui.
77、当一件事情需要通过辩论或者争吵来让对方屈服时，这不代表对方的不可理喻，而是自己的无能。
77. When a matter needs to be resolved through debate or quarrel to make the other party submit, it doesn’t mean the other party is unreasonable, but rather it’s a sign of one’s own incompetence.
78、一个男人生前要达到什么高度的不可一世，才可以避免死于无名？
78. What height of greatness must a man achieve in his lifetime to avoid dying in obscurity?
79、陈二狗下意识把那张写有一个号码的纸条拿出来，折成一架纸飞机，放在手心，他望向窗外，抬头望向人生中第一次看到实景的摩天大楼，喃喃道：“我需要这样仰视一辈子吗？”
79. Unconsciously, Chen Ergou took out the piece of paper with a number on it, folded it into a paper airplane, and placed it in his palm. He looked out the window, gazing at the skyscrapers for the first time in his life, and murmured, “Do I have to look up to this for my entire life?”
80、滴水穿石坚如铁，我自岿然不动，心如磐石。
80. Like a drop of water that penetrates stone, I stand firm and unyielding, with a heart as solid as a rock.
81、放下，简单俩个字，寥寥十一画！
81. Let go - just two simple words, consisting of only eleven strokes!
82、一个人将来是否能有煊天赫地的位置，取决于城府，取决于手腕，取决于视野，还得信一点命数，中国那么大，真正能够翻云覆雨的人，也只是一小撮人。有些人懵懵懂懂跌跌撞撞一不小心就鲤鱼跳了龙门，看起来荒诞不经，其实有迹可循。
82. Whether a person can achieve a prominent position in the future depends on their resourcefulness, their tactics, their vision, and a little bit of fate. In such a vast country like China, those who can truly manipulate the situation are just a small group. Some people stumble and accidentally leap through the dragon’s gate like a carp, which may seem absurd, but there is a trace to follow.
83、任别人越把他当谁都可以欺负一把踩上一脚的傻子看待，他越想笑，他越笑，别人就越把他当不谙世事的傻子，这是个有趣的循环。
83. The more others treat him as a fool who can be bullied and stepped on, the more he wants to laugh. The more he laughs, the more others see him as a naive fool, creating an interesting cycle.
84、春天来了，有人就思春了呗。幸好不是夏天，要不然你还不直接奔放了啊。
84. Spring is here, and some people start to have romantic thoughts. Fortunately, it’s not summer, or else you might be more uninhibited.
85、出八分力，做十分成绩，留两分余地不至于那般身心疲倦。
85. Give eighty percent of your effort, achieve one hundred percent of the results, and leave twenty percent of room to avoid extreme exhaustion.
86、我吃过地苦头，你一件都不能少。我拿到手的东西，你一样都不能多。
86. I have suffered hardships, and you must experience them all. What I have obtained, you must not have any more.
87、心不为利衰毁誉称讥苦乐所摧破，是为八风不动。
87. A heart that remains unshaken by gains and losses, praise or criticism, and pleasure or pain is called “unmoved by the eight winds.”
88、竹叶青：好一个狼子野心狠手腕，当浮一大白。
88. Bamboo Green: What an ambitious and ruthless person with cunning tactics, let us raise a glass to that.
89、君子报仇十年不晚，我这种小人物不说十年，好歹也要能等个一年半载吧。
89. A gentleman can wait ten years for revenge, and as a small character like me, I don’t need ten years, but at least a year or two.
90、陈二狗说心里话挺羡慕这类自身资本不俗的公子哥，本来起点就高，还有张小白脸才有的脸蛋，说不定还有一身健身房锻炼出来的肌肉，怪不得中国那么多单身汉怨气滔天，还不是贫富悬殊惹的祸。
90. Chen Ergou honestly envied these young masters with good personal capital. They already had a high starting point, and with a handsome face like Xiao Bai, maybe even a well-built body from the gym, no wonder there are so many resentful bachelors in China. It’s all because of the wealth gap.
91、美女站在舞池里蹦迪就得有被人搭讪和揩油的觉悟。陈二狗不是万花丛中过片叶不沾身的情圣，没啥浪漫情调，起码现在他看来男女之间最后的关系无非就是在一张床上翻滚，大俗？其实是真谛。
91. A beautiful woman dancing in the club must be prepared for being approached and flirted with. Chen Ergou is not a romantic saint who doesn’t get involved with many women, and he doesn’t have much romantic sentiment. At least for now, he sees the ultimate relationship between men and women as nothing more than rolling around on a bed together. Vulgar? Actually, it’s the truth.
92、不让你在我地盘上捅出点不大不小的篓子，你怎么知道我这个朋友的可贵。
92. If I don’t let you cause some small trouble in my territory, how would you know the value of my friendship?
93、将心比心便是佛心。
93. To empathize is to possess a Buddha’s heart.
94、一个人如果没办法秒内扔掉一切可有可无的东西就注定会被生活抛弃。
94. If one cannot discard dispensable things within a second, they are destined to be abandoned by life.
95、世途渺于鸟道，人情浮比鱼蛮。
95. The world’s path is as narrow as a bird’s trail, and human emotions are as fickle as fish.
96、这狗娘养的生活就算把我踩成一团烂泥，我也能给你捏出来一朵狗尾巴花来…
96. Even if this dog-damned life tramples me into a pile of mud, I can still shape a dandelion flower for you…
97、糖罐里泡大的孩子除了长大让人糟践让社会碾压，还能有啥人生。
97. Children who grow up surrounded by sugar jars will only be mistreated and crushed by society when they grow up, what else can they expect in life?
98、曹蒹葭称之为刁民，小夭视作恶人，这也许就是两个女人的不同之处，所处位置不同，便会带来不同的视角，或者俯视，或者仰视。
98. Cao Jianjia calls them troublemakers, while Xiao Yao sees them as villains. This may be the difference between the two women, as their positions lead to different perspectives, either looking down or looking up.
99、个男人不管在外头吃多少苦憋多少怨气。都能带一张干净笑容得脸庞敲开门站在女人身边。这未必是什么了不得惊天壮举。却足够打动要求极高同时也极低得曹蒹葭。
99. A man, no matter how much hardship and grievances he endures outside, can still bring a clean and smiling face to stand by a woman’s side. This may not be a remarkable feat, but it is enough to move Cao Jianjia, who has extremely high yet low demands.
100、心不能浮躁，但手法必须雷霆。
100. The mind cannot be restless, but the approach must be swift and powerful.
101、蚊子肉也是肉啊。
101. Even mosquito meat is meat.
102、我不会看不起谁，路边的清洁工，小饭馆洗碟子的，都有自己的尊严。
102. I won’t look down on anyone, whether it’s a street cleaner or a dishwasher at a small restaurant; they all have their dignity.
103、整日打鹰，却被鹰啄瞎了眼。
103. One spends all day hunting eagles, only to be blinded by an eagle.
104、世界上能打的男人很多，长得帅又能打的也不少，但能拼得一身剁敢把皇帝拉下马、说不要命就不要命的爷们，稀罕。
104. There are many men who can fight in this world, and there are also many handsome men who can fight, but those who dare to risk their lives to bring down an emperor and are willing to give up their lives are rare.
105、大个子富贵小跑去捡起烟杆，捧在怀里，继续蹲着，不去看陈二狗那张几乎狰狞的脸庞，许久缓缓道：“你不欠我，谁都可以欠我，就你不欠我。二狗子，爷爷走了，我不护着你和妈，谁来做这事？这事做着我每天睡觉都香，啃大葱都香，心安。”
105. Big Fuguizi picked up the pipe, held it in his arms, continued squatting, and avoided looking at Chen Ergou’s ferocious face. After a while, he slowly said, “You don’t owe me anything; anyone can owe me, but not you. Ergouzi, Grandpa is gone, if I don’t protect you and mom, who will? Doing this makes my sleep peaceful and even eating green onions feels delicious, my heart is at ease.”
106、活着看到敌人一个个倒下，这就是人生最大的乐趣。
106. To live and see your enemies fall one by one is the greatest pleasure in life.
107、土地下埋有尸骨，还葬有野心。
107. Beneath the land lie buried bones and ambitions.
108、很多苦，苦到说不出口，才最伤人。
108. There is much suffering that is too painful to speak of, which hurts the most.
109、女人跟感情的关系就像猫和老鼠，年轻女孩对待感情就像出道没多久的猫，一见到某只老鼠就以为过了这村没这店了，恨不得吞进肚子里珍藏一辈子，抓丢了就哭的撕心裂肺。逮劳了又患得患失。
109. The relationship between women and emotions is like that of cats and mice; young girls treat emotions like a cat that has just started its career, thinking that if they miss this mouse, there won’t be another one, and they would cry their hearts out if they lose it. Once they catch it, they become anxious and fearful.
110、不知道为什么，我的生日这天总是喜欢下雨，其实，我真不是一个喜欢哭的孩子。如果真有哪一天我在谁面前流泪，我也会说“just water in my eye”（仅仅是水在我眼中）。
110. I don’t know why, but it always rains on my birthday. In fact, I’m really not a child who likes to cry. If there is a day when I shed tears in front of someone, I would also say, “just water in my eye” (it’s just water in my eye).
111、兄弟，说实话，那些门外汉要看到你张脸，肯定要扯些什么你耳掀外露注定一世贫贱，或者你眉眼狭长心思紧窄不会长寿，然后骗你花钱消灾，放心，我不是那种人。
111. Brother, to be honest, those outsiders who see your face will probably say that your exposed ears and narrow eyes are destined for a lifetime of poverty, or that your long and narrow eyebrows and eyes indicate a short lifespan, and then they will trick you into spending money to avert disaster. Don’t worry, I’m not that kind of person.
112、军人脱下军装就不是了，但我是二狗他哥，这是一辈子的事。
112. A soldier may take off his uniform, but I am Ergou’s brother, and that is a lifetime commitment.
113、活着看到敌人一个个倒下，这就是人生最大的乐趣。
113. The greatest pleasure in life is to see your enemies fall one by one while you’re still alive.
114、生活中伤害别人最多的人，肯定是那种对距离感很模糊的男女，十全十美，万事如意，只是傻孩子的一厢情愿罢了，尤其是在情感方面。
114. Those who hurt others the most in life are probably the men and women who have a vague sense of boundaries. Perfection and everything going well are just the wishful thinking of naive children, especially in the realm of emotions.
115、不疯魔不成活。
115. Without madness, there is no life.
116、像一条疯狗，咬过跪过低头过，所以荣耀。
116. Like a mad dog, I have bitten, knelt, and bowed my head, and that’s why I have glory.
郭敬明小说经典语录，郭敬明语录
Guo Jingming’s novel classic quotes, Guo Jingming quotes
1、很多我们以为一辈子都不会忘掉的事情，就在我们念念不忘的日子里．被我们遗忘了。——《小时代》
1. Many things we think we’ll never forget in our lifetime are forgotten in the days when we can’t stop thinking about them. —— “Tiny Times”
2、那些以前说着永不分离的人，早已经散落在天涯了。——《梦里花落知多少》
2. Those who once said they would never be separated have long been scattered across the world. —— “How Much Love Can Remember”
3、没有人能够永远年轻，但永远有人正年轻着。——《小时代》
3. No one can stay young forever, but there will always be people who are young. —— “Tiny Times”
4、时光究竟带走了多少个无法丈量的年华，以至于在回首时，弥漫的大雾几乎隔断了天。——《夏至未至》
4. Time has taken away so many immeasurable years that when looking back, the fog almost blocks the sky. —— “Summer Solstice”
5、一个人身边的位置只有那么多,你能给的也只有那么多,在这个狭小的圈子里,有些人要进来,就有一些人不得不离开。——《小时代》
5. There are only so many positions around a person, and you can only give so much. In this narrow circle, when some people come in, some have to leave. —— “Tiny Times”
6、时间没有等我，是你，忘了带我走。——《夏至未至》
6. Time didn’t wait for me, it’s you who forgot to take me with you. —— “Summer Solstice”
7、大提琴的声音就像一条河，左岸是我无法忘却的回忆，右岸是我值得紧握的璀璨年华，心中流淌的，是我年年岁岁淡淡的感伤。——《左手倒影，右手年华》
7. The sound of the cello is like a river, with the left bank being my unforgettable memories and the right bank being the brilliant years worth holding onto. What flows in my heart is the faint sadness year after year. —— “Left Hand Shadow, Right Hand Time”
8、有时候你会莫名其妙地相信一个你并不熟悉的人。你会告诉他很多很多的事情，甚至这些事情你连你身边最好的死党也没有告诉过。——《悲伤逆流成河》
8. Sometimes you inexplicably trust someone you’re not familiar with. You’ll tell them many things, even things you haven’t told your best friends. —— “Sadness逆流成River”
9、记忆像是倒在掌心的水，不论你摊开还是紧握，终究还是会从指缝中，一滴一滴，流淌干净。——《左手倒影右手年华》
9. Memory is like water poured into the palm of your hand; no matter whether you open your hand or clench your fist, it will eventually flow away drop by drop through your fingers. —— “Left Hand Shadow, Right Hand Time”
10、有些人会一直刻在记忆里的，即使忘记了他的声音，忘记了他的笑容，忘记了他的脸，但是每当想起他时的那种感受，是永远都不会改变的。——《梦里花落知多少》
10. Some people will always be engraved in our memories. Even if we forget their voice, their smile, and their face, the feeling we have when we think of them will never change. —— “How Much Love Can Remember”
11、自己越在乎的人自己就越不能承受他对自己不好。——《梦里花落知多少》
11. The more we care about someone, the less we can bear them treating us poorly. —— “How Much Love Can Remember”
12、我们太年轻，以致都不知道以后的时光，竟然那么长，长得足够让我忘记你，足够让我重新喜欢一个人，就像当初喜欢你那样。——《夏至未至》
12. We are too young to know that the time ahead is so long, long enough for me to forget you and fall in love with someone else, just like I loved you before. —— “Summer Solstice”
13、我们永远都在崇拜着那些闪闪发亮的人。我们永远觉得他们像是神祗一样的存在。他们用强大而无可抗拒的魅力和力量征服着世界。但是我们永远不知道，他们用什么样的代价，去换来了闪亮的人生。——《小时代》
13. We always worship those who shine brightly. We always feel that they are like divine beings. They conquer the world with their irresistible charm and power. But we never know what price they have paid for their shining lives. —— “Tiny Times”
14、你永远也看不到我最寂寞时候的样子，因为只有你不在我身边的时候，我才最寂寞。——《爱与痛的边缘》
14. You will never see me at my loneliest because I am only the loneliest when you are not by my side. —— “Edge of Love and Pain”
15、其实这个世界上，并没有什么是一定可以伤害到你的事情。只要你足够的冷酷，足够的漠然，足够对一切事情都变得不再在乎。只要你慢慢地把自己的心，打磨成一粒光滑坚硬的石子。只要你把自己当作已经死了。那么，这个世界上，就再也没有东西可以伤害到你了。——《悲伤逆流成河》
15. In fact, in this world, there is nothing that can definitely hurt you. As long as you are cold enough, indifferent enough, and no longer care about everything. As long as you slowly polish your heart into a smooth, hard pebble. As long as you think of yourself as already dead. Then, in this world, there is nothing that can hurt you anymore. —— “Sadness Flows Like a River”
16、如果回忆像钢铁般坚硬那么我是该微笑还是哭泣，如果钢铁象记忆般腐蚀那这里是欢城还是废墟？ ——郭敬明
16. If memories are as hard as steel, should I smile or cry? If steel corrodes like memories, is this a city of joy or ruins? —— Guo Jingming
17、时间的齿轮从未停止转动，它用一种最冷酷和理智的方式，让每个生命得以平行前进。——《小时代3 刺金时代》
17. The gears of time never stop turning, allowing every life to move forward in parallel with the most ruthless and rational manner. —— “Tiny Times 3: Young Together”
18、每个人都是一个国王,在自己的世界里纵横跋扈,你不要听我的,但你也不要让我听你的。——《梦里花落知多少》
18. Everyone is a king, dominating in their own world. You don’t have to listen to me, but don’t make me listen to you either. —— “How Are You”
19、当日子成为旧照片当旧照片成为回忆,我们成了背对背行走的路人,沿着不同的方向,固执的一步一步远离,没有雅典,没有罗马,再也没有回去的路。——《猜火车》
19. When days become old photos and old photos become memories, we become strangers walking back-to-back, moving along different directions, stubbornly stepping further and further away. No Athens, no Rome, no way to go back. —— “Trainspotting”
20、流年未亡，夏日已尽。种花的人变成了看花的人，看花的人变成了葬花的人。——《夏至未至》
20. Time hasn’t died, but summer is over. The flower planter becomes the flower watcher, and the flower watcher becomes the flower burial person. —— “The Summer Solstice”
21、当青春变成旧照片，当旧照片变成回忆，当我们终于站在分叉的路口，孤独，失望，彷徨，残忍，上帝打开了那扇窗，叫做成长的大门。——《小时代》
21. When youth turns into old photos, when old photos become memories, when we finally stand at the crossroads, loneliness, disappointment, hesitation, cruelty, God opens the door called growth. —— “Tiny Times”
22、我一直以为山是水的故事，云是风的故事，你是我的故事，可是却不知道，我是不是你的故事。——《梦里花落知多少》
22. I always thought that the mountain is the story of the water, the cloud is the story of the wind, and you are my story, but I don’t know if I am your story. —— “How Are You”
23、也许知道前面有人在等待自己的时候，人就会变得格外勇敢吧。——《夏至未至》
23. Perhaps when people know someone is waiting for them ahead, they become especially brave. —— “The Summer Solstice”
24、这个忧伤而明媚的三月，我从我单薄的青春里打马而过，穿过紫堇，穿过木棉。穿过时隐时现的悲喜和无常。——《左手倒影，右手年华》
24. In this melancholic and bright March, I ride through my thin youth, passing through wisteria, passing through kapok. Passing through the intermittent joys and sorrows, and impermanence. —— “Left Hand Shadow, Right Hand Time”
25、我们的青春，输给了时间;我们的爱，也输给了时间，天地万物都会输给时间，没有人可以逃过它残忍的凝视与审判。丛林般的敌意，潮水般的质疑，黑暗里，我们依然挽手前行。也许我们最终都会成长为自己曾经最讨厌的模样。但在此之前，面对黑暗无边，让我与你并肩。——《小时代2：青木时代》
25. Our youth was lost to time; our love was also lost to time. All things in heaven and earth will be defeated by time, and no one can escape its cruel gaze and judgment. The jungle-like hostility, the tide of doubt, in the darkness, we still move forward hand in hand. Perhaps we will eventually grow into the people we once hated the most. But before that, facing the boundless darkness, let me stand by your side. —— “Tiny Times 2: Young Wood Age”
26、有时候我们蒙住眼睛就可以欺骗自己，世界很黑，很安全。——《夏至未至》
26. Sometimes we can deceive ourselves by covering our eyes, the world is dark and safe. —— “The Summer Solstice”
27、我们平凡而又微茫的生活里，并不是只有轻松的欢笑和捧腹的乐趣。在时光日复一日的缓慢推进里，有很多痛苦就像是图钉一样，随着滚滚而过的车轮被扎进我们的心中。——《小时代》
27. In our ordinary and insignificant lives, there are not only easy laughter and hilarious fun. In the slow passage of time, day after day, there is much pain like thumbtacks, being driven into our hearts by the rolling wheels. —— “Tiny Times”
28、内心的尚痕在每个晚上清楚从头到尾地再疼一遍。那些伤口就像我一样，是个倔强的孩子，不肯愈合，因为内心是温暖潮湿的地方，适合任何东西的生长。 ——郭敬明
28. The inner scars ache clearly from head to toe every night. Those wounds are like me, a stubborn child, unwilling to heal, because the heart is a warm and damp place, suitable for the growth of anything. —— Guo Jingming
29、被风不小心吹送过来的种子。 掉在心房上。 一直沉睡着。沉睡着。 ——郭敬明 《悲伤逆流成河》
29. Seeds accidentally blown by the wind. Falling on the heart. Sleeping all the time. Sleeping. —— Guo Jingming “Sadness Flows Like a River”
30、人终究会长大，岁月剥离掉琥珀般的皮囊，让能抵抗世俗的坚硬躯壳得以破茧而出，用锋利的姿势向世界宣泄力量，宣泄侵略性的年轻。 ——郭敬明 《愿风裁尘》
30. People will eventually grow up, as time peels away the amber-like skin, allowing the tough shell that can resist the secular world to break free from the cocoon, using a sharp posture to vent strength and aggressive youth to the world. ——Guo Jingming “Willing the Wind to Tailor Dust”
31、我们总是不断的做着这样的事，和一些人熟悉，然后离开他们，再去熟悉另外的人然后再离开另外的他们，如此重复，得不到超生 ——郭敬明 《愿风裁尘》
31. We are always constantly doing such things, getting familiar with some people, then leaving them, getting familiar with others, and then leaving them again, repeating this process without achieving redemption. ——Guo Jingming “Willing the Wind to Tailor Dust”
32、我的生活开始变得像罗布泊的流沙无数的旋涡拉扯着我向下沉尽管我知道下一秒钟我就可能被淹没但我无动于衷 任流沙一点一点地淹没我的脚膝胸颈直至没顶 ——郭敬明
32. My life began to resemble the quicksand of Lop Nor, with countless whirlpools pulling me down. Even though I knew I could be engulfed in the next second, I was indifferent, allowing the quicksand to slowly submerge my feet, knees, chest, and neck until it covered my head. ——Guo Jingming
33、当初说一起闯天下 你们还记得吗？ ——郭敬明 《时间煮雨》
33. Do you still remember saying we would venture through the world together? ——Guo Jingming “When Time Cooks Rain”
34、我终于发现自己看人的眼光太过简单，我从来没有去想面具下面是一张怎样的面容，我总是直接把面具当做面孔来对待，却忘记了笑脸面具下往往都是一张流着泪的脸。 ——郭敬明 《梦里花落知多少》
34. I finally realized that my way of looking at people was too simple. I never thought about what kind of face was hidden behind the mask; I always treated the mask as the face itself, forgetting that behind a smiling mask, there is often a face shedding tears. ——Guo Jingming “How Many Flowers Fall in Dreams”
35、我喜欢站在一片山崖上看着匍匐在自己脚下的一幅一幅奢侈明亮的青春泪流满面。 ——郭敬明 《爱与痛的边缘》
35. I like standing on a cliff, watching the luxurious, bright youth sprawled beneath my feet, and weeping tears of joy. ——Guo Jingming “Edge of Love and Pain”
36、我去过的地方越来越多，我记住的风景越来越少。 ——郭敬明 《夏至未至》
36. The more places I visit, the fewer landscapes I remember. ——Guo Jingming “The Summer Solstice Has Not Yet Arrived”
37、你是夏日繁盛的香樟，扎根在我温暖的心房。 ——郭敬明 《夏至未至》
37. You are the flourishing camphor tree in summer, with roots deeply embedded in my warm heart. ——Guo Jingming “The Summer Solstice Has Not Yet Arrived”
38、没有黑暗中的那盏光芒，我担心您像个小孩子一样怕黑怕迷路。 ——郭敬明 《幻城》
38. Without the light in the darkness, I worry that you will be like a child, afraid of the dark and getting lost. ——Guo Jingming “Phantom City”
39、你曾说过不分离，要一直一直在一起，现在我想问问你，是否只是童言无忌？ ——郭敬明 《时间煮雨》
39. You once said we would never be separated and would always be together. Now I want to ask you, was it just innocent words? ——Guo Jingming “When Time Cooks Rain”
40、“那些女孩教会我成长，那些男孩教会我爱。我们要听到大风吹过峡谷，才知道那就是风。我们要看到白云飘过天空，才知道那就是云。我们要爱了，才知道这就是爱。我们要恨了，才知道恨也是因为爱。” ——郭敬明
40. “Those girls taught me to grow up, and those boys taught me love. We must hear the wind blowing through the valley to know that it is the wind. We must see the white clouds drifting across the sky to know that they are clouds. We must love to know that this is love. We must hate to know that hate is also because of love.” ——Guo Jingming
41、你是冰雪的王爵，我是末世的苍雪。 ——郭敬明 《幻城》
41. You are the snow king of ice and snow, and I am the withered snow at the end of the world. ——Guo Jingming “Phantom City”
42、当我的灵气变的无比强大时,我想要保护的人都已经不在了 ——郭敬明 《爵迹》
42. When my aura becomes incredibly powerful, the people I want to protect are no longer here. ——Guo Jingming “The Sealed”
43、我觉得沉默很好，让世界变得和平。 ——郭敬明
43. I think silence is great, as it makes the world peaceful. ——Guo Jingming
44、我也曾经在离你很近很近的地方呐喊过。 然后你在我的呐喊声里，朝着前面的方向，慢慢离我远去。 也是因为没有介质吧。 连接着我们的介质。可以把我的声音，传递进你身体的介质。 ——郭敬明 《悲伤逆流成河》
44. I once shouted very close to you, and then you slowly moved away from me in the direction of my shouting, without hearing my voice. It’s probably because there was no medium connecting us, a medium that could transmit my voice into your body. ——Guo Jingming “Sadness Flows Like a River in Reverse”
45、黑暗中慢慢流淌着悲伤的河流。淹没了所有没有来得及逃走的青春和时间。 ——郭敬明 《悲伤逆流成河》
45. In the darkness, a river of sadness slowly flows, submerging all the youth and time that didn’t manage to escape. ——Guo Jingming “Sadness Flows Like a River in Reverse”
46、风吹起花瓣如同破碎的流年，而你的笑容摇晃摇晃，成为命途中最美的点缀，看天，看雪，看季节深深的暗影。 ——郭敬明
46. The wind blows petals like broken years, and your smile sways, becoming the most beautiful ornament in our fate, watching the sky, the snow, and the deep shadows of the seasons. ——Guo Jingming
47、我们应该只有在年幼的时候 才会有这么奋不顾身的爱情吧 而当我们渐渐长大 就再也想不起那些 因为思念而失眠的夜晚了。 ——郭敬明 《夏至未至》
47. We should only have such selfless love when we are young, and as we grow older, we can no longer remember those nights when we couldn’t sleep because of longing. ——Guo Jingming “The Summer Solstice Has Not Yet Arrived”
48、那些绵延的烈火，温度诅咒了每一寸大地。汹涌的潮水翻涌上滚烫的堤岸，沿路冲刷，沿路焚毁。谁是谁的束缚，在断开一千里的命脉里固执着传承。 ——郭敬明 《幻城》
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49、回忆每一年的自己。 回忆每一个过去的自己。 把他们重叠在一起，把时间折叠在一起，对着滚烫的太阳光线，看一看那些灰色的铅笔线条是不是连绵不绝地画满了整个生命的纸面。 ——郭敬明 《愿风裁尘》
49. Recall every year of yourself. Recall every past self. Overlay them together, fold time together, facing the scorching sunlight, see if those gray pencil lines are continuously drawn across the entire canvas of life. —— Guo Jingming “Willing the Wind to Tailor the Dust”
50、那些曾经牵动我心肠的人已经消失在这个天涯。 ——郭敬明
50. Those who once stirred my heart have vanished into this world. —— Guo Jingming
51、如果我爱一个人，我可以为那个人舍弃一切。 ——郭敬明 《幻城》
51. If I love someone, I can give up everything for that person. —— Guo Jingming “Phantom City”
52、牵着你的手，无论在哪里，都像是在朝天堂奔跑。夏至未至 ——郭敬明 《夏至未至》
52. Holding your hand, no matter where we are, feels like we’re running towards heaven. - Guo Jingming “The Summer Solstice Has Not Yet Arrived”
53、只要人对过去有着流连，那么面对未来，就会比较软弱。 ——郭敬明 《夏至未至》
53. As long as one has an attachment to the past, they will be comparatively weak when facing the future. - Guo Jingming “The Summer Solstice Has Not Yet Arrived”
54、好像人开始慢慢成长，就会慢慢地缅怀一起过去的种种，无论是失败的，还是伟大的。苍白的，还是绚烂的。都像是变成甘草棒一样，在嘴里咀嚼出新的滋味。甜蜜里是一些淡淡的苦涩，让人轻轻皱起眉头来 ——郭敬明 《幻城》
54. As people begin to grow older, they slowly start to reminisce about the past, whether it’s failures or great achievements. Pale or vibrant, they all seem to turn into licorice sticks, chewing out new flavors in the mouth. The sweetness is tinged with a faint bitterness, making people gently frown. — Guo Jingming, “Phantom City”
55、无限漫长时光里的温柔。 无限温柔里的漫长时光。 一直都在。 ——郭敬明 《悲伤逆流成河》
55. The tenderness in the infinitely long time. The infinitely long time in the tenderness. It has always been there. — Guo Jingming, “Sadness逆流成River”
56、每一个生命都像是一颗饱满而甜美的果实。只是有些生命被太早的耗损，露出 里面皱而坚硬的果核。 ——郭敬明 《悲伤逆流成河》
56. Every life is like a plump and sweet fruit. It’s just that some lives are prematurely worn out, revealing the wrinkled and hard core inside. —— Guo Jingming, “Sadness Flows Like a River”
57、当一个人的岁月像荒野一样敞开时，他便无法照顾好自己了。 ——郭敬明 《爱与痛的边缘》
57. When a person’s years unfold like a wilderness, they can no longer take good care of themselves. —— Guo Jingming, “On the Edge of Love and Pain”
58、逃过来回往返的寻觅。 他不曾见到她。 她不曾见到他。 谁都不曾见到它。那个从来未曾来过的夏至。世界开始大雨滂沱。潮汛渐次逼近。 ——郭敬明 《夏至未至》
58. He wandered back and forth, searching. He never saw her. She never saw him. No one ever saw it. The summer solstice that never came. The world began to pour with rain. Floods gradually approached.
59、云在青山月在天。 ——郭敬明 《梦里花落知多少》
59. Clouds over the green mountains, moon in the sky.
60、是这样的时光。镶嵌在这几丈最美好的年华锦缎上。 ——郭敬明 《悲伤逆流成河》
60. It is such a time. Embedded in the most beautiful years of this several-zhang long brocade.
61、你离开一个地方，才能这样仔细地审慎地重看自己。听新的歌，走新的路，一恍神间发现原来费尽心机想要忘记的真的就这么忘记了，剩下的才是刻骨铭心的部分。 ——郭敬明 《爱与痛的边缘》
61. It is only when you leave a place that you can carefully and cautiously re-examine yourself. Listen to new songs, take new paths, and in a moment of distraction, you find that what you tried so hard to forget has truly been forgotten, leaving only the parts that are deeply engraved in your heart. —— Guo Jingming, “The Edge of Love and Pain”
62、风空空洞洞地吹过。一年又这么过去。而来年，还要这么过去。我不知道是安稳的背后隐藏着沮丧，还是沮丧里终归有安稳。只是我们，无法找到。 ——郭敬明
62. The wind blows emptily through. Another year has passed like this. And next year, it will continue to pass in the same way. I don’t know whether there is depression hidden behind the stability, or if there is eventually stability within the depression. It’s just that we cannot find it. —— Guo Jingming
63、蝴蝶是毛毛虫变的，在从蛹破茧而出的瞬间，是撕掉一层皮的痛苦，彻心彻肺，很多蝴蝶就是在破茧的一刻被痛得死掉了，卡在那儿，死在羽化的途中，死在展翅飞翔的前一步。这就有点像我们的成长。 ——郭敬明 《爱与痛的边缘》
63. Butterflies are transformed from caterpillars. In the moment of breaking out of the cocoon, it is the pain of shedding a layer of skin, piercing through the heart and lungs. Many butterflies die in that instant, stuck there, dying on the way to their metamorphosis, dying just before they can spread their wings and fly. This is somewhat similar to our growth. —— Guo Jingming, “Edge of Love and Pain”
64、有时候会觉得，所有的声响，都是一种很随机的感觉。 ——郭敬明 《悲伤逆流成河》
64. Sometimes it feels like all sounds are a very random sensation. —— Guo Jingming, “Sorrow逆流成河” (Note: The original text contains a Chinese character that may not be translated properly. It is suggested to use the original character or find a suitable English equivalent for the title.)
65、梦想去很多的地方，但是每一天，每一天，都在短短的距离里来回。 ——郭敬明 《荒芜尽头与流金地域》
65. I dream of going to many places, but every day, every day, I am trapped in this short distance, going back and forth. —— Guo Jingming, “Desolate Ends and Golden Lands”
66、明明提前知道了，却躲避不了的速度 ——郭敬明 《爵迹》
66. I knew it in advance, but I couldn’t escape the speed. —— Guo Jingming, “The爵迹”
67、我是真不知道，我抬起头来看天，觉得北京的天空比什么时候都肮脏。阳光比什么时候都刺眼。 ——郭敬明 《梦里花落知多少》
67. I really don’t know, I looked up at the sky and felt that the sky in Beijing is dirtier than ever. The sunlight is more dazzling than ever. —— Guo Jingming, “How Much the Flowers Have Fallen in Dreams”
68、双子座注定有双子座的悲哀，我们在劫难逃 ——郭敬明 《爱与痛的边缘》
68. Gemini is destined to have Gemini’s sorrow, and we cannot escape the disaster. —— Guo Jingming, “Edge of Love and Pain”
69、不再回来的十年，大雪负覆盖了纯白的梵唱。记忆一路向北，向北，高唱着黑色的燎原歌和白色的镇魂曲。无法回来的十年，我带你走回最初的沉睡，回归所有未曾开启的盼望。我在这里。 ——郭敬明
69. The ten years that will never come back, heavy snow covers the pure white chanting. Memories go north, north, singing the black prairie song and the white requiem. The ten years that cannot come back, I will take you back to the initial slumber, returning to all the unopened hopes. I am here. —— Guo Jingming
70、我曾经预想过他的答案无非两种，而我的感受也就一种。他说过得不好，那么我很伤心，他说他过得很好，我会更伤心。可是他说他不知道，我的感受也突然复杂起来，是心疼，是忧伤，是恨，是爱，我自己都说不清。 ——郭敬明 《梦里花落知多少》
70. I had anticipated that his answer would be one of two, and my feelings would be just one. If he said he was not doing well, I would be sad; if he said he was doing well, I would be even more sad. But when he said he didn’t know, my feelings suddenly became complicated, with pain, sorrow, hatred, and love, I can’t even explain it myself. —— Guo Jingming, “How Much the Flowers Have Fallen in Dreams”
71、从此在各自的幸福里，那些以前的旧时光，那些你教会我的事，我会永远记得。也请你记得我，记得我撒在你身上的，我最美好的年华，记得我的名字，和那些我用眼泪和难过教会你的事。 ——郭敬明 《夏至未至》
71. From now on, in our own happiness, those old times, the things you taught me, I will always remember. And please remember me, remember the best years of my life that I sprinkled on you, remember my name, and the things I taught you with tears and sadness. —— Guo Jingming, “The Summer Solstice Has Not Yet Arrived”
72、我也忘记了曾经的世界，是否安静得一片弦音。 ——郭敬明 《悲伤逆流成河》
72. I have also forgotten whether the world was once as quiet as a string sound. —— Guo Jingming, “Sadness Flows逆流成河”
73、咱俩的感情像人民币一样坚挺。 ——郭敬明 《梦里花落知多少》
73. Our relationship is as strong as the Chinese yuan. —— Guo Jingming, “How Much the Flowers Have Fallen in Dreams”
74、这个城市没有草长莺飞的传说,它永远活在现实里面,快速的鼓点,匆忙的身影,麻木的眼神,虚假的笑容,而我正在被同化 ——郭敬明
74. This city has no legend of grass growing and orioles flying. It always lives in reality, with fast drumbeats, hurried figures, numb eyes, and fake smiles, and I am being assimilated. —— Guo Jingming
75、快乐是可以共享的东西，而忧伤则不。忧伤是嵌在心里的不可名状的灼热，不可言说。能说出来的就不叫忧伤了。 ——郭敬明 《爱与痛的边缘》
75. Happiness can be shared, but sorrow cannot. Sorrow is an indescribable burning embedded in the heart, unspeakable. If it can be spoken, it is not called sorrow. —— Guo Jingming, “Edge of Love and Pain”
76、年华终究会羽化为华丽的燕尾蝶，在世间撒下耀眼的磷粉。 ——郭敬明 《夏至未至》
76. Time will eventually turn into a gorgeous swallowtail butterfly, spreading dazzling phosphorus powder in the world. —— Guo Jingming, “The Summer Solstice Has Not Yet Arrived”
77、很多时候毫无先兆的悲喜在一瞬间就可以将我淹没。 ——郭敬明 《爱与痛的边缘》
77. Many times, the joy and sorrow without warning can overwhelm me in an instant. —— Guo Jingming, “Edge of Love and Pain”
78、只要知道你还活在这个世上，我就可以了无牵挂。 ——郭敬明 《梦里花落知多少》
78. As long as I know you are still alive in this world, I can be carefree. —— Guo Jingming, “How Much the Flowers Have Fallen in Dreams”
79、朋友总是为你挡风遮雨,如果你在远方承受风雪，而我无能为力，我也会祈祷，让那些风雪降临在我的身上。 ——郭敬明
79. Friends always shelter you from the wind and rain. If you are bearing the snow in the distance, and I am powerless to help, I will pray for the wind and snow to fall on me. —— Guo Jingming
80、若能不去遗忘，只为纪念，只感温暖，那么我宁愿一生只作一季，一个笑容带走一年。 ——郭敬明 《左手倒影右手年华》
80. If I could not forget, just to commemorate, just to feel warm, then I would rather live only one season in my life, and a smile takes away a year. —— Guo Jingming, “Left Hand Shadow, Right Hand Time”
81、那些可以用“希望你……”来开头的句子。希望你别迷路了。希望你学会待定系数法。希望你交到好朋友。希望你别再被人欺负。希望你幸福。希望你一个人，也能够坚强。 ——郭敬明 《最小说》
81. Those sentences that can start with “I hope you…” I hope you don’t get lost. I hope you learn the method of undetermined coefficients. I hope you make good friends. I hope you are not bullied anymore. I hope you are happy. I hope you can be strong even when you are alone. —— Guo Jingming, “The Most Novel”
82、大雨总是淋湿我的眼睛、我的心，淋湿我独自度过的岁月。 ——郭敬明 《愿风裁尘》
82. The heavy rain always soaks my eyes, my heart, and the years I spent alone. ——Guo Jingming “Willing the Wind to Tailor the Dust”
83、那些我埋藏在最最深处，那些我最最小心保护的连接你我的介质。连续而永恒地消失着。 ——郭敬明 《悲伤逆流成河》
83. Those things I bury deep within, those connections I protect most cautiously between you and me, are continuously and eternally disappearing. ——Guo Jingming “Sadness逆流成 River”
84、我这么多年的青春全部都是从他身上流淌过去的，一切的时光经过他的洗涤之后都带上了他的味道，我可以逃避照片逃避情书逃避礼物，可是这种味道一直围绕在我的身边，挥也挥不散。 ——郭敬明 《梦里花落知多少》
84. All my youth over the years has flowed through him, and after being washed by him, all the time has his scent. I can escape from photos, love letters, and gifts, but this scent always lingers around me, unable to be driven away. ——Guo Jingming “How Much the Flowers Have Fallen in Dreams”
85、我也曾经看书看电影哭过，可那都是触景生情，在别人的轨迹中看到自己曾经那么认真那么虔诚可是却无比悲凉的足迹，想到自己这一路这么千山万水的跋涉过来，我就想哭。 ——郭敬明 《梦里花落知多少》
85. I have also cried while watching movies and reading books, but that was all due to the scene, seeing my own once-so-serious and devout yet extremely desolate footprints in the trajectories of others, thinking about my journey through so many mountains and rivers, and I just want to cry. ——Guo Jingming “How Much the Flowers Have Fallen in Dreams”
86、但我想，那个时候，整个院子一定很美，满地都是黄桷树掉落的，花瓣一样的嫩叶。 ——郭敬明 《愿风裁尘》
86. But I think that at that time, the entire courtyard must have been very beautiful, with the ground covered in tender leaves like flower petals fallen from the yellow horn tree. ——Guo Jingming “Willing the Wind to Tailor the Dust”
87、人生是一个重复的圆，你一定会重复曾经让你快乐的点，也一定会重复曾经让你悲伤的点。永无止境。 ——郭敬明 《愿风裁尘》
87. Life is a repetitive circle, and you will definitely repeat the points that once made you happy, as well as those that once made you sad. Endless. ——Guo Jingming “Willing the Wind to Tailor the Dust”
88、我不知道是什么时候开始习惯这种高分贝的地方的，我觉得特安全，在如同海潮一样的嘈杂声里，你的忧伤，难过，仇恨，感情，别人全都看不见，听不见。 ——郭敬明 《梦里花落知多少》
88. I don’t know when I started getting used to such high-decibel places, but I feel very safe here. In the noise like tidal waves, your sorrow, grief, hatred, and emotions are all invisible and inaudible to others. ——Guo Jingming “How Much the Flowers Have Fallen in Dreams”
89、时间的碎片仿佛揣在兜里的图钉，在你冷不丁下意识恐惧或者畏缩的时候把手抄回口袋时，狠狠地刺你一下。 ——郭敬明 《碎时器》
89. The fragments of time are like thumbtacks in your pocket, and when you unconsciously feel fear or shrink back, you put your hand back into your pocket and get pricked hard. ——Guo Jingming “Broken Time Device”
90、凡世的喧嚣和明亮，世俗的快乐和幸福，如同清亮的溪涧，在风里，在我眼前，汨汨而过，温暖如同泉水一样涌出来，我没有奢望，我只要你快乐，不要哀伤”“` ——郭敬明
90. The noise and brightness of the world, the happiness and joy of secular life, are like clear streams flowing by in the wind, in front of my eyes, gurgling past, warm like a spring. I have no extravagant hopes; I just want you to be happy, not sad. ——Guo Jingming
91、如果红莲是火焰，而我的血液是红莲，我愿意让我的血液铺满整个大地，焚烧一切，因为你是我的快乐，是我唯一的信仰。 ——郭敬明 《幻城》
91. If the red lotus is the flame, and my blood is the red lotus, I am willing to let my blood cover the entire earth, burning everything, because you are my happiness, my only faith. ——Guo Jingming “Illusion City”
92、独自看到世间的美景而无人分享，应该是一种遗憾吧？——郭敬明 《夏至未至》
92. Seeing the beautiful scenes of the world alone and having no one to share them with should be a kind of regret, right? ——Guo Jingming “The Summer Solstice Has Not Yet Arrived”
93、黑暗中你沉重的呼吸是清晨弄堂里熟悉的雾。 你温热的胸口。 缓慢流动着悲伤与寂静的巨大河流。 ——郭敬明 《悲伤逆流成河》
93. In the darkness, your heavy breathing is like the familiar mist in the morning alley. Your warm chest, slowly flowing with a vast river of sadness and silence. ——Guo Jingming “Sadness逆流成 River”
94、在每一声痛苦的啼哭里?听见这个世界的悲悯?，但那时的你一无所知?仿佛上帝最初的仁慈?你把万物拆解?，也被众生感谢。 ——郭敬明 《N.世界》
94. In every painful cry, you hear the compassion of the world, but you were oblivious to it, as if it were God’s initial mercy. You took apart everything and were thanked by all living beings. ——Guo Jingming “N. World”
95、哥，全世界除了你，别人都不重要。我可以为了毁灭世界也在所不惜 ——郭敬明 《幻城》
95. Brother, to me, no one else in the world matters except you. I would not hesitate to destroy the world for you. ——Guo Jingming “Illusion City”
96、我只是需要安妮以尖锐的姿态在适当的时候用适当的力度对我的灵魂进行必要的穿刺，好证明我并不麻木，证明我是个好孩子。 ——郭敬明 《爱与痛的边缘》
96. I just need Annie to穿刺 me的灵魂 in a sharp manner at the right time and with the right force, to prove that I am not numb and to prove that I am a good child. ——Guo Jingming “Edge of Love and Pain”
97、雾气中的大块公交车玻璃，伸出手指划一下，便会出现清晰的一道痕迹，只是沿着手指，会有大颗的水滴落下来，如同我们年轻时毫不吝啬的眼泪。 ——郭敬明 《回忆中的城市》
97. In the foggy atmosphere, the large bus window glass becomes clear when you run your finger across it, leaving a distinct trail. However, along the finger path, large droplets of water will fall down, just like the tears we shed without hesitation in our youth. —— Guo Jingming “Cities in Memory”
98、舍得舍得，有舍就有得。得失得失，有得就有失。人世间就是这么奇妙，你又何须苦苦追寻一个目标。 ——郭敬明
98. To give is to receive. With every loss, there is a gain. The world is such a wonderful place; why bother to pursue a single goal relentlessly? —— Guo Jingming
99、时间把脉络轻轻改写，试管里萃取出的青葱色泽，在漫长的消耗里褪成苍白与灰蒙。旭日暖阳是你凝望的双眼。 ——郭敬明 《悲伤逆流成河》
99. Time gently rewrites the context, and the vibrant green color extracted from the test tube fades into pale and gray in the long process of consumption. The warm sunrise is the reflection of your gazing eyes. —— Guo Jingming “Sadness逆流成 River”
100、我梦里花落知多少，在忍不住的笑声中感受心酸。 ——郭敬明 《梦里花落知多少》
100. In my dream, how many flowers have fallen, as I feel the heartache amidst the uncontrollable laughter. —— Guo Jingming “How Many Flowers Have Fallen in My Dreams”
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