1、别跟我说“我爱你”这个谎，因为以前我也对别人撒过。
1. Don’t tell me the lie “I love you,” because I’ve told it to others before.

2、你一本正经的外表掩饰不了你一颗闷骚的心！
2. Your serious appearance can’t hide your sultry heart!

3、幸福就好，不要晒出来，因为晒多了，迟早有一天会晒干的，所以低调。
3. Happiness is enough; don’t show it off, because the more you show, the sooner it will fade away. So keep a low profile.

4、姐从来不抄袭，但没说不复制。
4. I never copy, but I didn’t say I don’t replicate.

5、我一直认为你很特别，只是没想到是这么特别的人渣。
5. I always thought you were special, just didn’t expect you to be such a scumbag.

6、高龄剩女：刚刚我做出了一个艰难的决定，我们结婚吧！
6. Old leftover woman: Just now, I made a difficult decision, let’s get married!

7、一个女人爱你，你是丈夫；十个女人爱你，你是情人；百个女人爱你，你是偶像；千个女人爱你，你是英雄；全国的女人爱你，你是人民币；全世界的女人爱你，呃，你是卫生巾。
7. One woman loves you, you are a husband; ten women love you, you are a lover; a hundred women love you, you are an idol; a thousand women love you, you are a hero; all the women in the country love you, you are the renminbi; all the women in the world love you,呃, you are a sanitary pad.

8、嫁个姓李的，以后儿子取名叫：李刚。
8. Marry someone with the surname Li, and name your son: Li Gang.

9、再发嗲，也改变不了你奔三的年龄和样貌。
9. No matter how coquettish you act, it can’t change your age and appearance that are approaching thirty.

10、于千万人之中，遇见你要遇见的人。于千万年之中，时间无涯的荒野里，没有早一步，也没有迟一步，遇上了也只能轻轻地说一句：“哦，你也在这里吗？”
10. Among thousands of people, meet the one you are meant to meet. In thousands of years, in the boundless wilderness of time, neither a step earlier nor a step later, when you meet, you can only gently say, “Oh, are you also here?”

11、我要你知道，在这个世界上总有一个人是等着你的，不管在什么时候，不管在什么地方，反正你知道，总有这么个人。
11. I want you to know that there is always someone in this world waiting for you, no matter when or where, anyway, you know, there is such a person.

12、在人群中偷看你的笑脸，恍惚间仿佛回到从前。会不会有一天我们再一次地偶然相遇，一见钟情，然后彼此相恋?
12. Watching your smiling face in the crowd, it seems as if I have gone back to the past. Will there be a day when we meet again by chance, fall in love at first sight, and then fall in love with each other?

13、诺言的“诺”字和誓言的“誓”字都是有口无心的。
13. The character “诺” in promise and the character “誓” in oath both have mouths but no hearts.

14、你在做什么？我在仰望天空。30度的仰望是什么？是我想念她的角度。为什么要把头抬到30度？为了不让我的眼泪掉下来……
14. What are you doing? I am looking up at the sky. What is a 30-degree gaze? It’s the angle at which I miss her. Why do I have to raise my head to 30 degrees? To keep my tears from falling…

15、好想来一次安静的认真的努力的唐吉坷德式的单恋……
15. I really want to have a quiet, serious, and dedicated Don Quixote-style unrequited love…

16、人一辈子也无法心心相印，他们孤独的只剩下肉体和金钱的交换了。所以，请等待那个对你生命有特殊意义的人～
16. People can’t be truly close in their entire lives; they are left with only the exchange of flesh and money. So, please wait for the person who has special significance in your life~

17、在我的世界里，你依旧纯洁，脏了的只是这个世界…
17. In my world, you are still pure; it’s just that the world has become dirty…

18、以后你会不经意地想起我，请别忘记我曾那样深深地爱过你……
18. You will inadvertently think of me in the future, please don’t forget how deeply I have loved you…

19、阳光擦干了我思念你的泪水……
19. The sunlight dries my tears of missing you…

20、踮起脚尖，我们就能离幸福更近一点吗？
20. Can we be closer to happiness if we stand on tiptoe?

21、我生命里的温暖就那么多，我全部给了你，但是你离开了我，你叫我以后怎么再对别人笑。
21. All the warmth in my life was given to you, but you left me. How can I smile at others in the future?

22、有些人会一直刻在记忆里的，即使忘记了他的声音，忘记了他的笑容，忘记了他的脸，但是每当想起他时的那种感受，是永远都不会改变的。
22. Some people will always be engraved in our memories. Even if we forget their voice, their smile, and their face, the feeling we have when we think of them will never change.

23、我爱你，没有什么目的。只是爱你。
23. I love you, without any purpose. Just love you.

24、每一个爱情故事的开始总是灿烂如花，而结尾却又总是沉默如土……
24. Every love story begins as brilliantly as a flower, but ends in silence like the earth…

25、感情有时候只是一个人的事情。和任何人无关。爱，或者不爱，只能自行了断。
25. Sometimes, emotions are just a matter of one person. It has nothing to do with anyone else. To love, or not to love, can only be decided by oneself.

26、那些美丽的小鱼，它们睡觉的时候也睁着眼睛。不需要爱情，亦从不哭泣。它们是我的榜样。
26. Those beautiful little fish sleep with their eyes open. They don’t need love and never cry. They are my role models.

27、对弈的人已走,谁还在意推敲红尘之外的一盘残棋？
27. The players have left, who still cares about the unfinished game outside the world of mortals?

28、我们也有过美好的回忆，只是让泪水染得模糊了。
28. We also had beautiful memories, but they have been blurred by tears.

29、我一直在寻找那种感觉，那种在寒冷的日子里，牵起一双温暖的手，踏实地向前走的感觉。
29. I have been searching for that feeling, the feeling of holding a pair of warm hands on a cold day and walking forward steadily.

30、因为平淡，我们的爱情有时会游离原本温馨的港湾；因为好奇，我们的行程会在某个十字路口不经意的拐弯，就在你意欲转身的刹那，你会听见身后有爱情在低声地哭泣。
30. Because of the plainness, our love sometimes drifts away from its originally warm harbor; because of curiosity, our journey may take an unintentional turn at a crossroads, and at the moment you want to turn around, you will hear love crying softly behind you.

31、夜晚来了我还依然睁着眼睛，是因为我看见了你留在月光下的痕迹。
31. I still keep my eyes open at night because I see the traces you left in the moonlight.

32、在这城市里,我相信一定会有那麼一个人,想著同样的事情,怀著相似的频率,在某站寂寞的出口,安排好了与我相遇。
32. In this city, I believe there must be someone who thinks the same things, has a similar frequency, and is waiting for me at a lonely exit, arranged to meet me.

33、用一转身离开，用一辈子去忘记……
33. Leave with a turn, and spend a lifetime forgetting…

34、时间没有等我，是你忘了带我走，我们就这样迷散在陌生的风雨里，从此天各一方，两两相忘。
34. Time didn’t wait for me, you forgot to take me with you. We got lost in the unfamiliar wind and rain, and since then, we have been in different places, forgetting each other.

35、如果有来生，我愿做你的妹妹，即使我们无法步入婚姻的殿堂，我也可以做你永远无法割舍的亲人！
35. If there is an afterlife, I would like to be your sister. Even if we cannot enter the palace of marriage, I can still be your forever irreplaceable family member!

36、知道吗，男孩站在女孩的左边是因为那样可以离她的心更近一些……
36. Do you know that a boy stands on the girl’s left side because it brings him closer to her heart?

37、终有一天你会知道：公交5分钟一班，地铁9分钟一班，我们的爱——一辈子只有这一班！
37. One day you will know: the bus comes every 5 minutes, the subway every 9 minutes, but our love - there is only this one lifetime!

38、为追求到我喜欢的人，我愿意放弃我所拥有的一切，可当我放弃这一切后，她还会接受我的爱吗？
38. To pursue the person I love, I am willing to give up everything I have. But after giving up everything, will she still accept my love?

39、生活，匀速的是爱，不匀速则变成一种伤害……
39. Life, at a constant speed is love, at an uneven speed it becomes a kind of hurt…

40、明知道天要下雨就该带把伞，明知道不会有结果就请别开始！
40. If you know it’s going to rain, you should bring an umbrella; if you know there’s no result, please don’t start!

41、一段感情能给你带来多大痛苦，就曾给你带来过多大快乐……
41. The pain a relationship brings you is proportional to the happiness it once brought you…

42、香港的夜真的就比大陆美吗？
42. Is the night in Hong Kong really more beautiful than that on the mainland?

43、当你穿上了爱情的婚纱，我也披上了和尚的袈裟……
43. When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk’s robe…

44、每个人的灵魂深处都是孤独寂寞的，所以我们才会试图在人群中寻找温暖。
44. Everyone’s soul is deep in loneliness, which is why we try to find warmth in the crowd.

45、人的一生很像是在雾中行走，远远望去，只是迷蒙一片，辨不出方向和吉凶。可是，当你鼓起勇气，放下忧惧和怀疑，一步一步向前走去的时候，你就会发现，每走一步，你都能把下一步路看得清楚一点。往前走，别站在远远的地方观望，你就可以找到你的方向。
45. Life is like walking in the fog; from a distance, everything is blurred, and it’s hard to discern direction and fortune. However, when you summon the courage to let go of fear and doubt, and take one step at a time, you will find that with each step, you can see the next path more clearly. Keep moving forward, don’t just stand and watch from afar, and you will find your direction.

47、你不必逞强，不必说谎，懂你的人自然会知道你原本的模样。
47. You don’t have to pretend to be strong, or lie; those who understand you will know your true self.

48、你的嘴唇是软的，头发是软的，心也是软的，可你总是装出一副强硬的样子来。
48. Your lips are soft, your hair is soft, and your heart is soft, but you always act tough.

49、这个世界还有肮脏的地方，但不应成为让自己肮脏的理由；这个世界还有丑恶的人，但不应成为让自己丑恶的借口。
49. There are still dirty places in this world, but that shouldn’t be a reason to make yourself dirty; there are still ugly people in this world, but that shouldn’t be an excuse for you to become ugly.

50、记得那些大雨中为你撑伞的人、帮你挡住外来之物的人、黑暗中默默抱紧你的人、逗你笑的人、陪你彻。
50. Remember those who held an umbrella for you in the heavy rain, protected you from harm, hugged you silently in the dark, made you laugh, and accompanied you through the night.

51、先别鄙视我，给你个号码牌，先排队，到你的时候再鄙视。
51. Don’t despise me yet; here’s a number card, get in line, and when it’s your turn, you can despise me.

52、只想优美转身，不料华丽撞墙。
52. I just wanted to turn around gracefully, but I ended up hitting the wall.

53、2011年，杜绝搞暧昧，拒绝谈恋爱。
53. In 2011, I will cut off ambiguous relationships and refuse to date.

54、别再逼我，再逼，我就在地上划个圈圈咒诅你被丑女强吻！
54. Don’t push me anymore; if you do, I’ll draw a circle on the ground and curse you to be kissed by an ugly woman!

55、给我一个支点，让我重新撬动你的心好吗？可令我难过的是，直到你离去，也始终不肯给我这个支点……
55. Give me a fulcrum, and let me pry open your heart again, okay? What makes me sad is that you never gave me that fulcrum, even when you left…

56、如果你的婚姻不幸福，那就回来找我吧，哪怕我已经老得走不动了，我也会带你一起私奔的……
56. If your marriage is unhappy, come back to me, even if I’m too old to walk; I’ll elope with you.

57、昨天，我卖身给学业，所以今天我无所事事；而明天，我将嫁身于生计……
57. Yesterday, I sold myself to my studies, so today I have nothing to do; and tomorrow, I will commit myself to making a living…

58、有的人走了就再也没回来过，所以，等待和犹豫才是这个世界上最无情的杀手！
58. Some people never come back once they leave, so waiting and hesitation are the most ruthless killers in the world!

59、当我们都老的时候，我希望——还能吻着你的牙床，直到永远~~~
59. When we are old, I hope I can still kiss your gums and be together forever~~~

60、电话里，她哭着说：“亲爱的，我…我怀孕了…三个月了，不过你放心，不是你的，不用你负责……”
60. On the phone, she cried and said, “Honey, I… I’m pregnant… It’s been three months, but don’t worry, it’s not yours, and you don’t have to take responsibility…”

61、失恋的人虽各不相同，但仰望星空却是唯一的不约而同……
61. Although people who have lost love are different, looking up at the starry sky is the only thing they have in common…

62、我颠倒了整个世界，只为摆正你的倒影……
62. I’ve turned the whole world upside down just to straighten your reflection…

63、如果一个人的感情得到了解脱，那么另一个人将走向可怕的地狱……
63. If one person’s emotions are liberated, then the other person will head towards a terrifying hell…

64、第73次暗恋宣告失败……
64. The 73rd secret admiration has been declared a failure…

65、爱情就是上辈子欠下的情债这辈子来还——我上辈子一定俗不可耐，搞得我今生无债可还！
65. Love is the debt of affection from the previous life that needs to be repaid in this life - I must have been incredibly vulgar in my previous life, making it so that I have no debts to repay in this life!

66、如果以后只有一口稀饭了，你先喝，喝完了，我再把碗舔干净～
66. If there’s only a bowl of porridge left in the future, you drink it first, and after you finish, I’ll lick the bowl clean.

67、当我正不知道用什么形容词来修饰我们爱情的时候，却发现它对于你来说却只是个不可数名词……
67. When I was struggling to find an adjective to describe our love, I realized that for you, it was just an uncountable noun…

68、爱情看起来很浪漫、很纯情，可最终现实是残酷的，因为她经不起油盐酱醋的烹制……
68. Love may seem romantic and pure, but in the end, reality is cruel because it cannot withstand the cooking of oil, salt, soy sauce, and vinegar…

69、有些事终究要学会忘记，有一天，忘记你，忘记我们以前的誓言。曾经小小的幸福小小的感动小小的房子，是那时我大大的幸福大大的感动大大的天地……
69. Some things must eventually be learned to forget. One day, I will forget you and the promises we once made. The once small happiness, small touches, and small house were the great happiness, great touches, and vast world for me at that time…

70、我觉得相亲有以下几点好处。1：可以增加脸皮厚度。2：增强你的应变能力。3：体验什么叫一见钟情。4：对交际能力的一种考验。5：可以让他人对自己进行一次综合性的评估。6：明白感
70. I think there are the following benefits to blind dates: 1: It can increase your thick skin. 2: Enhance your adaptability. 3: Experience what it’s like to fall in love at first sight. 4: A test of your social skills. 5: It allows others to conduct a comprehensive assessment of you. 6: Understand the feeling.
情是怎么从零开始的。
1. How does love start from nothing.

71、偷偷地看你，偷偷地想你，偷偷地爱你——最后，偷偷地哭了……
2. 71, secretly looking at you, secretly thinking of you, secretly loving you - in the end, secretly crying…

72、妈：有男朋友没？我：没有！妈：这个现在可以有。我：这个现在真没有。
72. Mom: Do you have a boyfriend? Me: No! Mom: You can have one now. Me: I really don’t have one now.

73、当我做梦的时候请别叫醒我，让我自然醒。
73. When I’m dreaming, please don’t wake me up, let me wake up naturally.

74、一切向钱看，向厚赚。
74. Everything is about money, aiming to earn more.

75、亲爱的，出去玩累了、受伤了的话就回来吧，我还在这里等你……
75. Darling, if you’re tired or hurt from playing outside, come back, I’m still here waiting for you…

76、有人追求幸福，所以努力；有人拥有幸福，所以放弃……
76. Some people pursue happiness, so they work hard; some people have happiness, so they give up…

77、失恋新的失恋我狂奔着，为的是不让自己感到寂寞……
77. I’m running after a new love, so as not to feel lonely…

78、爱情就像海滩上的贝壳——不要拣最大的，也不要拣最漂亮的，要拣就拣自己最喜欢的，拣到了就永远不再去海滩……
78. Love is like a shell on the beach – don’t pick the biggest or the prettiest, but the one you like the most. Once you find it, never go to the beach again…

79、人生就象高速行驶的列车，初恋正如路边美丽的风景。我们可以坐在车上静静的欣赏它，却不能跳下车去流连忘返。毕竟，终点站才是我们最终目的地～
79. Life is like a high-speed train, and the first love is like the beautiful scenery along the way. We can sit in the train and quietly appreciate it, but we can’t get off and linger. After all, the final destination is our ultimate goal.

80、结婚那天你一定要来做我的伴郞，因为我们承诺过要一起走进婚姻的殿堂……
80. On my wedding day, you must be my best man, because we promised to walk into the marriage hall together…

81、人生就像一场舞会，教会你最初舞步的人却未必能陪你走到散场……
81. Life is like a dance, the one who teaches you the first steps may not be able to accompany you until the end…

82、男友拿着癌症报告书登上火车前，他说：“亲爱的，别哭～如果是误诊，我就回来娶你！如果是确诊，我们就！”然后我们一起抱着头痛哭。。。
82. Before boarding the train with the cancer report in hand, he said, “My dear, don’t cry~ If it’s a misdiagnosis, I’ll come back and marry you! If it’s a confirmation, we’ll!” Then we cried together, holding each other’s heads.

83、毕业那天晚上，你说“我看着你走，你先走”，我说“你先走”……争执了很久，终于，你向南走，我向北走。我们约好谁都不许回头，因为我们知道人生没有回头路可走——彼时的我们曾那样深
83. On the night of graduation, you said, “I’ll watch you leave, you go first,” I said, “You go first”… We argued for a long time, and finally, you went south, and I went north. We agreed not to look back, because we knew there was no turning back in life – we were once so deep.
爱着彼此！
Loving each other!

84、天空爱上大地，但却离大地太远。于是，每当天空想大地的时候，就会下起倾盆大雨……
84. The sky falls in love with the earth, but it is too far away. So, whenever the sky misses the earth, it pours down heavy rain…

85、那一夜，我抽了很多烟，烟雾化成你的脸，我挥一挥手，一切都已成过眼云烟。
85. That night, I smoked a lot of cigarettes. The smoke turned into your face. I waved my hand, and everything had become fleeting clouds and smoke.

86、爱一个人不是向她承诺会对她有多好，而是明知爱的毫无指望，却还一直在那里傻傻地等她……
86. Loving someone is not about promising her how good you will be to her, but knowing that there is no hope in love, yet still foolishly waiting for her…

87、地球之所以是圆的，是因为上帝想让那些走失或者迷路的人能够重新相遇……
87. The earth is round because God wants those who are lost or lost to meet again…

88、有人说平行线最可怕，但我认为最可怕的是相交线——明明他们有过交集，却总会在以后某个时刻相互远离，而且越走越远……
88. Some say parallel lines are the most terrible, but I think the most terrible are intersecting lines - they had an intersection, but they will always move away from each other at some point in the future, and go further and further…

89、当男人对女人说“对不起”的时候，那么，女人将彻底的输了……
89. When a man says “I’m sorry” to a woman, then the woman has completely lost…

90、深深地伤害了最爱我的那个人，那一刻，我听见他心破碎的声音。直到转身，我才发现，原来那声心碎，其实，也是我自己的……
90. Deeply hurting the person who loves me the most, at that moment, I heard the sound of his heart breaking. It was not until I turned around that I realized that the heartbreak was actually my own too…

91、看见你抱着别人，我知道，有时候，哭是没有眼泪的……    摘自： www.yuluju.com     经典语录
91. Seeing you holding someone else, I know that sometimes, crying is without tears… From: www.yuluju.com Classic Quotes

92、世上本没有红色的玫瑰/是谁/用茎上的刺割破手腕/鲜血滴答/和着眼泪/染红了这雪白的花蕾/从此/每当一颗心碎/地上便盛开一朵血红的玫瑰……
92. There were originally no red roses in the world / Who / Used the thorns on the stem to cut their wrists / Blood dripping / Mixing with tears / Dyeing the snow-white buds red / From then on / Whenever a heart breaks / A blood-red rose blooms on the ground…

93、都说从此天涯陌路～什么是天涯？转身，背向你，此刻已是天涯……
93. They say it’s the end of the world and strangers ~ What is the end of the world? Turning around, facing away from you, this moment is already the end of the world…

94、人在天涯似夫妻，新欢情挚，老则无语，对视少味。常道：冷饭热一下～
94. People in the end of the world are like husband and wife, new love is sincere, old then speechless, less taste in their eyes. It is often said: Warm up the cold rice~

95、我对河外星系一无所知——对你，也是一样！
95. I know nothing about extragalactic systems - just like you!

96、爱情是场梦，可有些人却总睡过了头～
96. Love is a dream, but some people always oversleep~

97、你为了一个美丽的未来，放弃了我们温暖的现在……
97. You gave up our warm present for a beautiful future…

98、都说牛郎和织女是最痛苦的，一年只会一天。我说他们其实是最幸福的！有谁364天都被思念着呢～
98. It is said that Cowherd and Weaver Girl are the most painful, only meeting once a year. I say they are actually the happiest! Who is missed for 364 days?

99、如果我是你的一颗泪珠，我会落到你的唇间，长驻你的心里；如果你是我的一颗泪珠，我一辈子也不会哭，因为我怕失去你……
99. If I were a teardrop of yours, I would fall on your lips and stay in your heart forever; if you were a teardrop of mine, I would never cry in my life, because I am afraid of losing you…

100、再过好多年，在白云悬碧空的秋日，在夕阳恋红叶的午后，当我重新翻开你的那一页时，依然会感受到潮湿的印痕……
100. Many years later, on an autumn day with white clouds suspended in the blue sky, on an afternoon when the setting sun is in love with red leaves, when I turn to your page again, I will still feel the damp traces…