1.你知道世界上最冷的地方是哪吗？南极？北极？不，没有你的地方。
1. Do you know the coldest place in the world? The South Pole? The North Pole? No, it’s nowhere without you.
2.你是属什么的？我属龙的，不，你是属于我的。
2. What’s your zodiac sign? I’m a Dragon, no, you belong to me.
3.可以给我借个吻吗？我保证会还给你的。
3. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back to you.
4.你有创可贴吗？刚刚为你倾倒时磕伤了膝盖。
4. Do you have a Band-Aid? I hurt my knee when I fell for you.
5.咱俩友情到头了……该发展成爱情了。
5. Our friendship has come to an end… It’s time to develop into love.
6.我是九你是三，除了你还是你。
6. I am nine, and you are three; besides you, it’s still you.
7.你闻到什么味道了吗？没有啊，怎么你一出来空气都是甜的了。
7. Do you smell something? No, the air is sweeter when you’re around.
8.猜猜我的心在哪边？左边错了，在你那边。
8. Guess which side my heart is on? The left side? Wrong, it’s on your side.
9.我发觉你今天有点怪，怪好看的。
9. I noticed something strange about you today: you look incredibly good.
10.如果你不怕麻烦的话，可以麻烦喜欢我一下吗？
10. If it’s not too much trouble, could you please like me?
11.我有个九个亿的项目想跟你单独谈谈。
11. I have a nine hundred million dollar project I’d like to discuss with you privately.
12.你知道我为什么会感冒吗？因为见到你就没有抵抗力呀，我爱你。
12. Do you know why I caught a cold? Because I have no resistance when I see you, I love you.
13.想试试我的草莓味唇膏吗？
13. Would you like to try my strawberry-flavored lipstick?
14.我想去取一下东西，你等一下。我来娶你。
14. I’d like to pick something up, wait a moment. I’m coming to marry you.
15.我一点也不想你，一点半再想。
15. I don’t miss you at all, I’ll miss you at half past.
16.无聊的时候多想想我，不要浪费时间，知道吗？
16. When you’re bored, think of me more, don’t waste time, okay?
17.这辈子跟我在一起吧，不行我就等等，再不行的话，我就想想别的办法。
17. Spend your whole life with me, if not, I’ll wait; if that doesn’t work, I’ll think of another way.
18.你是心你是肝你是我的四分之三。
18. You are my heart, my liver, and three-fourths of me.
19.你为什么要害我？害你什么？害我那么喜欢你。
19. Why did you hurt me? What did you hurt? You made me like you so much.
20.莫文蔚的阴天，孙燕姿的雨天，周杰伦的晴天，都不如你和我聊天。
20. Mo Wenwei’s cloudy day, Stefanie Sun’s rainy day, Jay Chou’s sunny day, none of them are better than chatting with you.
21.你的脸上有点东西，有什么？有点漂亮。
21. There’s something on your face, what is it? It’s beauty.
22.你猜我喜欢什么制服，被你制服。
22. Can you guess what kind of uniform I like? Your charm征服.
23.我觉得你特像一款游戏，我的世界。
23. I think you’re like a video game, my world.
24.刚刚地震了吗？没有啊，那为什么看到你，我心头一震。
24. Did we just experience an earthquake? No? Then why does my heart tremble when I see you?
25.以后早点睡，为什么？目前我还养不起国宝。
25. Go to bed early, why? Currently, I can’t afford to keep a national treasure.
26.现在几点了？点，不，是我们幸福的起点。
26. What time is it now? It’s point, no, it’s the starting point of our happiness.
27.我生在南方，活在南方，栽在你手里，总算是去过不一样的地方。
27. I was born in the south, lived in the south, and fell into your hands, finally having been to a different place.
28.你可以帮我个忙么？什么忙？帮忙快点爱上我。
28. Can you do me a favor? What favor? Help me fall in love with you faster.
29.莫文蔚的阴天，孙燕姿的雨天，周杰伦的晴天，都不如你和我聊天。
29. Mo Wenwei’s cloudy day, Stefanie Sun’s rainy day, Jay Chou’s sunny day, none of them are as good as chatting with you.
30.我手上划了一道口子你也划一条吧 这样咱俩就是两口子了。
30. I have a cut on my hand, you should make one too, so we can be “two mouths” (a couple).
31.你的笑容没有酒，我却醉的像条狗。
31. Your smile has no alcohol, yet I’m as drunk as a dog.
32.你是方便面我是白开水，今生今世我泡定你了。
32. You’re instant noodles, and I’m boiled water; I’m determined to “soak” you in this life.
33.大年三十晚上的鞭炮再响，也没有我想你那么想。
33. No matter how loud the firecrackers are on New Year’s Eve, they can’t compare to how much I miss you.
34.你知道你和猴子什么区别吗” “一个住在山洞，一个住在我心里”
34. Do you know the difference between you and a monkey? One lives in a cave, and the other lives in my heart.
35.你会弹吉他吗？为什么拨动了我的心弦。
35. Can you play the guitar? Why have you touched my heartstrings?
36.你们那边家乡话的我喜欢你 怎么说？
36. How do you say “I like you” in your hometown dialect?
37.你忙归忙，什么时候有空娶我啊。
37. You’re busy, but when will you have time to marry me?
38.你这种人！我除了恋爱没什么和你好谈的。
38. You, this kind of person! Apart from falling in love, I have nothing else to talk to you about.
39.这是我的手背，这是我的脚背，你是我的宝贝。
39. This is the back of my hand, this is the back of my foot, and you are my baby.
40.只有自己跟自己过得太久了人才会渴望爱情，也才有资格获得爱情。
40. Only those who have been alone for too long can yearn for love and are qualified to receive it.
41.“既然你把我的心已经弄乱了，那你打算什么时候来弄乱我的床？”
41. “Since you’ve already messed with my heart, when do you plan to mess with my bed?”
42.在有生的瞬间能遇到你，竟花光所有运气。
42. It took all my luck to meet you in this fleeting life.
43.三十晚上的鞭炮再响，都没有我想想你那么想
43. The firecrackers on the 30th night are not as loud as how much I miss you.
44.我真很花心，喜欢每一天你和每一个你。
44. I’m really fickle; I like every day with you and every version of you.
45.我最近有点忙，忙什么，忙着喜欢你。
45. I’ve been quite busy lately, busy with what? Busy with liking you.
46.“面对你，我不仅善解人意，我还善解人衣。”
46. “Facing you, I’m not only good at understanding people, but also good at undressing them.”
47.我怀疑你的本质是一本书，不然为什么让我越看越想睡。
47. I suspect that your nature is a book, or why do you make me want to sleep more and more when I look at you?
48.近朱者赤，近你者甜。
48. Being close to a red dye, one becomes red; being close to you, one becomes sweet.
49.我以为开学前见你一面，到学校后就不会想你。
49. I thought seeing you before the start of school would prevent me from thinking of you, but I was wrong.
50.你闻到空气中有烧焦的味道吗？那是我的心在为你燃烧。
50. Do you smell the burnt scent in the air? That’s my heart burning for you.
51.你知不知道为什么我怕你？”“不知道”“因为我怕老婆。
51. Do you know why I’m afraid of you? “I don’t know.” “Because I’m afraid of my wife.”
52.你知道我喜欢喝什么吗？ 呵护你。
52. Do you know what I like to drink? Nurturing you.
53.既然你已经把我的心弄乱了，那么你准备什么时候来弄乱我的床。
53. Since you’ve already messed with my heart, when are you going to mess with my bed?
54.你知道你和星星的区别吗？星星点亮了黑夜，而你点亮了我的心。
54. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars light up the night, while you light up my heart.
55.你能不能别说话了。”“我没有啊。”“那为什么我满脑子都是你的声音。
55. Can you stop talking? “I wasn’t talking.” “Then why is your voice all I can hear in my mind?”
56.你的嘴真好看，特别适合说我爱你。
56. Your lips look so good, perfect for saying “I love you.”
57.我看你挺笨的吹口哨都不会，要不要我嘴对嘴教你。
57. You’re really clumsy; you can’t even whistle. Shall I teach you mouth-to-mouth?
58.你是可爱的男孩，我是可爱。
58. You are a lovely boy, and I am lovely.
59.你以后走路能不能看着点啊，都撞在我心上了。
59. Can you watch where you’re going in the future? You’ve already bumped into my heart.
60.我可以不为别人难过，但你不是别人，你是我的人。
60. I can be indifferent to others’ sorrows, but you are not others; you are my person.
61.你眼瞎吗？撞在我的心口上了。
61. Are you blind? You bumped into my heart.
62.下次见面敲你一下，为什么？因为你，敲好看。
62. Next time I see you, I’ll knock on you. Why? Because you, knock good-looking.
63.我想要去看一看你下辈子的命簿，看你下辈子娶到哪家，我便投胎到那家。
63. I want to take a look at your destiny in the next life, to see which family you will marry, and I will be reborn into that family.
64.做腻了可爱的女孩子，我有点想做你的太太。
64. I’m tired of being a cute girl; I want to be your wife.
65.想说些漂亮的话哄你，但想来想去最漂亮的只有你。
65. I want to say some beautiful words to coax you, but after thinking about it, the most beautiful thing is only you.
66.房产证写你名字，我妈会游泳，难产保大，余生多指教。
66. The property deed will have your name on it, my mom can swim, save the big one in case of difficult labor, and please guide me for the rest of my life.
67.你给我的备注是什么啊？” “一行。” “为什么啊？” “因为干一行，爱一行
67. What’s my备注 for you? “One line.” “Why?” “Because one profession, one love.”
68.你像一个人，我的女人。
68. You are like a person, my woman.
69.你的口红我包了，但以后记得每天还我一点点。
69. I’ll cover your lipstick, but remember to give me a little bit back every day.
70.你妈没教过你什么是礼尚往来吗？我喜欢你你必须嫁给我。
70. Didn’t your mom teach you about reciprocity? I like you, and you must marry me.
71.做什么都十拿九稳，就差你一吻。
71. I’m confident in everything I do, except for your kiss.
72.如果有一天你被困在了一个红色的房子里，那里没有窗也没有门，别怕，那是在我心里。
72. If one day you are trapped in a red house with no windows or doors, don’t be afraid, that’s because you are in my heart.
73.讲真的你未对我半分好，偏巧这感情疯长似野草。
73. Honestly, you haven’t been kind to me at all, but this feeling grows like wild grass.
74.算命的说我旺夫，你要不要验证一下？
74. The fortune teller said I’m good for my husband, do you want to verify it?
75.你爸爸一定是个小偷，把天上的星星偷下来，放到你的眼里。
75. Your dad must be a thief, stealing stars from the sky and putting them in your eyes.
76.最近老是头晕，你知道是什么原因吗？不知道因为爱情使人头晕。
76. I’ve been feeling dizzy lately, do you know why? It’s because love makes people dizzy.
77.不要抱怨，抱我。
77. Don’t complain, hug me.
78.“我肯定是盐吃多了。”“啊？”“不然怎么总是闲的想你啊~！”
78. “I must have eaten too much salt.” “Huh?” “Otherwise, why am I always thinking of you when I’m idle?!”
79.我只是喜欢你，我没有恶意。
79. I just like you, and I have no ill intentions.
80.吃烧烤是先考海鲜还是烤肉烤肉先考虑你
80. When eating barbecue, should I consider seafood or grilled meat first? I should consider you first.
81.像我这么好的女生，以后也不知道便宜了谁。
81. A girl as wonderful as me, I wonder who will be lucky enough to have me in the future.
82.我要超级酷，但是如果你和我聊天的话，我可以不酷那么一小会儿。
82. I want to be super cool, but if you chat with me, I can not be cool for a little while.
83.我对你的爱，就像拖拉机上山，轰轰烈烈……
83. My love for you is like a tractor going up the mountain, vigorous and intense…
84.“你这么完美，就是有一个缺点。”“什么缺点？”“缺点我”
84. “You’re so perfect, but there’s one flaw.” “What flaw?” “The flaw is me.”
85.我想你一定很忙，所以你只看前三个字就好。
85. I think you must be very busy, so just look at the first three words.
86.你喜欢喝水吗？那你已经喜欢上%的我了
86. Do you like water? Then you already like 50% of me.
87.“你以后走路能不能看着点啊。”“非要撞在我心上。”
87. “Can you watch where you’re walking in the future?” “I have to bump into my heart.”
88.我这么喜欢吃伊利巧乐兹，只因为那句喜欢你，没道理。
88. I love eating Yili Qiaokerz so much, just because of the phrase “like you,” it makes no sense.
89.冬有板栗，夏有芒果，你知道四季有什么吗？有你。
89. In winter, there are chestnuts; in summer, there are mangoes. Do you know what all seasons have? They have you.
90.“我有一个人生建议会让你受益一生哦！”“什么人生建议啊。”“这辈子和我在一起。”
90. “I have a life advice that will benefit you for a lifetime!” “What life advice?” “Spend your life with me.”
91.我想要很简单，时光还在，你还在。
91. I want it to be simple: time remains, and you remain.
92.我那么喜欢你，你喜欢我一下会死啊。
92. I like you so much, will it kill you to like me back just a little?
93.我的愿望，就是希望你的愿望里，也有我。
93. My wish is that in your wishes, there is also a place for me.
94.我想你，也想睡你，更想睡醒有你。
94. I miss you, I want to sleep with you, and even more, I want to wake up with you.
95.你以后走路能不能看着点啊？非要撞在我心上。
95. Can you watch where you’re walking in the future? You just have to bump into my heart.
96.任何为人称道的美丽，不及我第一次遇见你。
96. No beauty praised by others can compare to the first time I met you.
97.我不相信永远的爱，因为我只会一天比一天更爱你！
97. I don’t believe in eternal love because I will love you more and more every day!
98.想和你喝酒是假的，余生都醉在你心头却是真的。
98. Wanting to drink with you is fake, but being intoxicated by you for the rest of my life is real.
99.我们都是世界上多余的人，但至少我们对于彼此都是这世界上最重要的人！
99. We are both superfluous people in the world, but at least we are the most important people to each other in this world!
100.这是车票，这是发票，你是我最最最可爱的女票。
100. This is a ticket, this is an invoice, and you are my cutest girlfriend.
1.“我以前有很多爱好，现在就剩一个了”“是什么呢？”“就是爱你”
1. “I used to have many hobbies, now I only have one left.” “What is it?” “Loving you.”
2.“有种手机省电的方式你知道是什么吗”“你在我身边”
2. “Do you know a way to save battery on a phone?” “Being by your side.”
3.你知道有什么整形医院比较好吗？我想整个心给你。
3. Do you know any good plastic surgery hospitals? I want to give you my whole heart.
4.“管好你的嘴”为什么？因为我随时都会有可能亲你。
4. “Mind your own business” Why? Because I might kiss you at any time.
5.“你肯定是开挂了”“不然你在我心里怎么会是满分”
5. “You must have cheated” “Otherwise, how could you be perfect in my heart?”
6.你知道你和星星的区别吗？星星在天上，你在我心里。
6. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky, and you are in my heart.
7.这是手心，这是笔芯，你是我的小甜心。
7. This is the palm of my hand, this is the core of a pen, and you are my little sweet heart.
8.石头和你脑袋碰在一起谁痛？当然我的头痛了，不，是我心痛。
8. Who would feel pain when a rock and your head collide? Of course, my head hurts, but no, it’s my heart that aches.
9.这是果冻，这是树洞，你是我的心动。
9. This is jelly, this is a tree hole, and you are my heart’s flutter.
10.你有没有闻到什么烧焦的味道？那是我的心在燃烧。
10. Have you smelled something burning? That’s my heart on fire.
11.前半生到处浪荡，后半生为你煲汤。
11. In the first half of my life, I wandered around; in the second half, I’ll make soup for you.
12.别让我看见你，不然我见你一次，就喜欢你一次。
12. Don’t let me see you, or every time I see you, I’ll fall for you again.
13.你知道你像什么人吗？什么人?我的女人。
13. Do you know who you resemble? Who? My woman.
14.等下可以帮我洗一下东西吗？”“可以啊，洗什么？”“喜欢我。
14. “Can you help me wash something later?” “Sure, what is it?” “Like you.”
15.于万千人之中我也能一眼便认出你，因为别人走在路上，你走在我心上。
15. Among thousands of people, I can recognize you at a glance because while others walk on the road, you walk in my heart.
16.“喜欢你是件很麻烦的事。”“但我偏偏喜欢找麻烦。”
16. “Liking you is such a troublesome thing.” “But I’m偏偏 fond of finding trouble.”
17.你是不是作弊了，那为什么你在我心里总是满分？
17. Did you cheat? Why are you always perfect in my heart?
18.我是九你是三，除了你还是你。
18. I am nine, and you are three; besides you, there’s still you.
19.每个人都有特别的小爱好， 比如我， 就特别喜欢你。
19. Everyone has their own special hobbies, like me, for example, I just adore you.
20.你最爱上谁的课？爱上你的每一刻。
20. Whose class do you love the most? Falling in love with every moment spent with you.
21.你是什么血型？A型。不，你是我的理想型。
21. What’s your blood type? Type A. No, you are my ideal type.
22.你喜欢那一天，跟你聊天。
22. Which day do you like? The day I chat with you.
23.你可以帮我买一包盐吗？为什么？因为我们的关系变淡了。
23. Can you buy me a pack of salt? Why? Because our relationship has become dull.
24.你去哪里呀？我去你心里。
24. Where are you going? To your heart.
25.你知道我喜欢什么衣服吗？我喜欢被你制服。
25. Do you know what kind of clothes I like? I like being dominated by you.
26.超人是正义联盟，钢铁侠是复仇者联盟，你跟我是什么联盟？海誓山盟。
26. Superman is in the Justice League, Iron Man is in the Avengers, what kind of alliance is between you and me? A pact of eternal love.
27.帮我一张火车票？去哪里？去你心里。
27. Help me buy a train ticket? Where to? To your heart.
28.你脸上有点东西，有什么？有点帅。
28. There’s something on your face, what is it? A bit handsome.
29.你知道我的缺点是什么吗？是缺点你。
29. Do you know what my flaw is? It’s lacking you.
30.猜猜我的心在哪边？左边。错了，在你那边。
30. Guess which side my heart is on? The left side. Wrong, it’s on your side.
31.现在几点了?(点)不，是我们幸福的起点。
31. What time is it now? (Point) No, it’s the starting point of our happiness.
32.其实当你对着我笑的时候，我真的很想把全世界都给你！
32. Actually, when you smile at me, I really want to give you the whole world!
33.你知道我最喜欢吃什么？什么？喜欢痴痴地看着你。
33. Do you know what my favorite food is? What? I like gazing at you foolishly.
34.你会谈吉他吗？不会。你为啥会拨动我的心弦？
34. Can you play the guitar? No. Why do you touch my heartstrings then?
35.我结婚你一定要来。为什么？没有新郎很尴尬啊！
35. You must come to my wedding. Why? It would be awkward without the groom!
36.你今天特别讨厌。为什么？讨人喜欢和百看不厌。
36. You are particularly annoying today. Why? Annoying in a likable and irresistibly charming way.
37.我发现你今天有点怪，为什么？怪可爱的。
37. I find you a bit strange today, why? Strangely cute.
38.其实你像猪，为什么？因为你是我的掌上明珠。
38. Actually, you are like a pig, why? Because you are my precious pearl in the palm of my hand.
39.你的文笔很好，为什么？因为你改写了我的人生。
39. Your writing is very good, why? Because you have rewritten my life.
40.你是什么星座，白羊座，那你是什么星座？为你量身定做。
40. What is your zodiac sign? Aries, then what is your zodiac sign? Custom-made for you.
41.我的眼睛有点疼，你帮我看一下是不是有什么东西？我的眼里全是你。
41. My eyes hurt a bit, could you help me check if there’s something in them? My eyes are full of you.
42.你脑子是不是进水了？没有，那里全部被你占据。
42. Is your brain flooded? No, it’s completely occupied by you.
43.你喜欢吃什么糖?我们的喜糖。
43. What kind of candy do you like? Our wedding candy.
44.今天你必须跟我谈谈？谈什么？谈恋爱。
44. You must talk to me today. About what? About love.
45.我有一件事，永远也不会。哪件事？不会离开你。
45. There’s one thing I’ll never do. What’s that? I’ll never leave you.
46.我觉得你长得像我一个亲戚。谁？我妈的女婿。
46. I think you look like a relative of mine. Who? My mother’s son-in-law.
47.你是不是喜欢我？找出这句话中重复的字。
47. Do you like me? Find the repeated character in this sentence.
48.你知道对我最重要的东西是什么吗，是这句话的第一个字。
48. Do you know what’s most important to me? It’s the first character in this sentence.
49.你现在不珍惜我，我告诉你，过了这个村，我在下个村等你。
49. If you don’t cherish me now, I’ll tell you, after this village, I’ll wait for you in the next village.
50.想吃甜的，但是我这里没有甜的。我就只好想想你了。
50. I want to eat something sweet, but I don’t have any sweets here. So I’ll just think of you.
51.想做你的枕边书，怀中猫，还有意中人。
51. I want to be the book by your pillow, the cat in your arms, and the one you love.
52.我喜欢春天的花，夏天的树，秋天的黄昏，冬天的阳光，还有每天的你。
52. I like the flowers in spring, the trees in summer, the dusk in autumn, the sunshine in winter, and you every day.
53.除了恋爱，我和你没什么可谈的了。
53. Apart from love, I have nothing to talk about with you.
54.在有生的瞬间能遇到你，竟花光我所有运气。
54. Meeting you in this fleeting life has used up all my luck.
55.我做事十拿九稳 其实就差你这一吻。
55. I’m confident in what I do, except I just need your kiss.
56.如果地球没有地心引力，恐怕我的世界都是你。
56. If the Earth didn’t have gravity, I’m afraid my whole world would be you.
57.怕无归期 怕空欢喜 怕来者不是你。
57. I’m afraid of no return, afraid of false joy, and afraid that it’s not you who comes.
58.我的手被划了一道口子，你也划一道，这样我们就是两口子了。
58. My hand has a cut, you also make one, then we’ll be a couple.
59.我想去取一下东西，你等一下，我来娶你了。
59. I want to get something, wait a moment, I’m coming to marry you.
60.我怀疑你的本质是一本书，不然为什么让我越看越想睡。
60. I suspect that your essence is a book, otherwise, why do you make me want to sleep more and more when I look at you?
61.面对你，我不仅善解人意，我还善解人衣。
61. Facing you, I am not only empathetic, but also good at undressing you.
62.最近有谣言说我喜欢你，我要澄清一下，那不是谣言。
62. Recently, there’s a rumor that I like you. I’d like to clarify that it’s not a rumor.
63.你喜欢喝水吗？那你已经喜欢上%的我了。
63. Do you like water? Then you already like 50% of me.
64.我发现昨天很喜欢你，今天也很喜欢你，而且有预感每天也会很喜欢你。
64. I realized that I liked you a lot yesterday, like you a lot today, and have a premonition that I will like you every day.
65.三十晚上的鞭炮再响，都没有我想你那么想。
65. The firecrackers on the 30th night were not as loud as how much I miss you.
66.你知道你和星星有什么区别吗？星星在天上，你在我心里
66. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? Stars are in the sky, and you are in my heart.
67.这是我的手背，这是我的脚背，你是我的宝贝。
67. This is the back of my hand, this is the back of my foot, and you are my baby.
68.你知道五氧化二磷被氧化前是什么样子嘛，什么样子？五二磷。
68. Do you know what diphosphorus pentoxide looked like before it was oxidized? What does it look like? Diphosphorus pentoxide.
69.这是西服，这是迷彩服，你是我的小幸福。
69. This is a suit, this is camouflage clothing, and you are my little happiness.
70.你今天能不能不洗澡，为什么？因为最近流行吃脏脏包。
70. Can you not take a bath today? Why? Because dirty buns are popular recently.
71.我还是喜欢你，像小时候吃辣条，不看日期。
71. I still like you, just like when I was a child and ate spicy strips without checking the date.
72.我身体很好，可以扛米袋子，扛煤气罐，可就是扛不住想你。
72. I am in good health, I can carry rice bags and gas cylinders, but I just can’t bear to miss you.
73.这是弓箭，这是火箭，你是我的甜蜜饯。
73. This is a bow and arrow, this is a rocket, and you are my sweet candy.
74.我玩了年英雄联盟，后来才发现你才是我的英雄。
74. I played League of Legends for years, only to find out that you are my hero.
75.你是我的玫瑰你是我的花，小鸟的情话只给您夸。
75. You are my rose, you are my flower, and the little bird’s love words are only for you.
76.猪撞树上了，你撞我心里了。
76. A pig hit a tree, and you hit my heart.
77.我想吃碗面。什么面？你的心里面。
77. I want to eat a bowl of noodles. What kind of noodles? Your heart noodles.
78.我很能干但有一件事不会。什么?不会离开你。
78. I am capable of doing many things, but there is one thing I can’t do. What’s that? I can’t leave you.
79.“你知道情人眼里出什么吗？”“西施啊。”不，出现你。”
79. “Do you know what comes out of a lover’s eyes?” “Xi Shi.” No, it’s you.
80.你想养狗吗？”什么狗？单身的那种。
80. Do you want to raise a dog? What kind of dog? The single kind.
81.“你好宅啊。”“没有啊。”“可你呆在我的心里就没动过。”
81. “Hello, you’re so宅男.” “No, I’m not.” “But you’ve never moved out of my heart.”
82.“你知道我为什么感冒了吗？”“因为着凉了？”不，因为我对你完全没有抵抗力。
82. “Do you know why I caught a cold?” “Because I got chilled?” No, because I have no resistance to you at all.
83.你是魔术师吗？因为每当我看到你，其他人都消失了。
83. Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, everyone else disappears.
84.我们分手吧。为什么？因为我要跟你结婚。
84. Let’s break up. Why? Because I want to marry you.
85.我不喜欢你了，为什么？因为我爱你。
85. I don’t like you anymore, why? Because I love you.
86.你眼是瞎了吗？是的，被你的美闪瞎了。
86. Are you blind? Yes, blinded by your beauty.
87.我不想撞南墙了，我只想撞你的胸膛。
87. I don’t want to run into the south wall anymore, I just want to run into your chest.
88.你是近视吗？不是（是）那你为什么看不出我喜欢你（难怪你看不出我喜欢你）
88. Are you nearsighted? No (Yes) Then why can’t you see that I like you (No wonder you can’t see that I like you)
89.“大家都说我三观不正。为什么？”全部偏向你。
89. “Everyone says my values are skewed. Why?” They all lean towards you.
90.“你知道喝什么酒最容易醉吗？”什么酒？”和你的天长地久。
90. “Do you know what kind of alcohol makes you drunkest?” What kind of alcohol? A lifetime with you.
1.“我想去旅游。”“去哪？”“你心里。”
1. “I want to go on a trip.” “Where to?” “To your heart.”
2.“我觉得我很自私。”“哪里自私？”“我只喜欢你一个人，不给其他人一点机会。”
2. “I think I’m selfish.” “Where is it selfish?” “I only like you, not giving others a chance.”
3.我有超能力，超喜欢你。
3. I have superpowers, super fond of you.
4.我发现你是个照骗，因为本人比照片好看多了。
4. I found out you’re a photo fraud, because you look much better in person than in photos.
5.你的血型是方型的吗?要不为什么你长的这么正。
5. Is your blood type square? Otherwise, why do you look so perfect.
6.你为什么老是找我聊天，是不是喜欢我。不是的话，我再想想办法。
6. Why do you always talk to me, do you like me? If not, I’ll think of another way.
7.这世界就是个巨大的娃娃机，我站在橱窗旁边，只想要你。
7. The world is a huge claw machine, I stand by the window, only wanting you.
8.我发现你不适合谈恋爱，适合结婚。
8. I found out you’re not suitable for dating, you’re suitable for marriage.
9.你吃东西的样子真可爱，是练过吗?
9. You look so cute when you eat, have you practiced it?
10.你为什么这么庸俗，老是发自拍，害我看了好几遍，手都酸了。
10. Why are you so vulgar, always posting selfies, making me look at them several times, my hand is sore.
11.我觉得你太自恋了，说实话就长成你这样，选美比赛最多拿前三。
11. I think you are too narcissistic. Honestly, with your looks, you can only make it to the top three in a beauty contest.
12.我想升华一下我们纯洁的革命感情
12. I want to sublimate our pure revolutionary friendship.
13.别人爱你只是想和你上床，我不一样，沙发，厨房，都可以。
13. Others love you just to sleep with you, but I’m different. Sofa, kitchen, anywhere is fine.
14.你让我道歉，还是让我告白。
14. Do you want me to apologize, or do you want me to confess my love?
15.我昨晚梦见你了，不知是你想我了还是我想你了。
15. I dreamed of you last night. I wonder if it’s because you missed me or I missed you.
16.无论在哪里遇到你，我都会喜欢上你。
16. No matter where I meet you, I will fall in love with you.
17.你有男朋友吗？没有的话想不想有一个，有的话要不要换一个，不换的话介意不介意多一个。
17. Do you have a boyfriend? If not, would you like one? If you do, would you like to change one? If not, would you mind having one more?
18.你最可爱，我说时来不及思索，但思索之后，还是这样说。
18. You are the cutest. I said it without thinking, but even after thinking, I still say the same.
19.在我眼里你特别好看，从眼睫毛到头皮屑都好看的那种好看。
19. You look particularly good in my eyes, from your eyelashes to your dandruff.
20.愿意跟我体验一下不单身的感觉吗?我骄傲了十几年看见你我就怂了。
20. Would you like to experience the feeling of not being single with me? I’ve been proud for over a decade, but when I see you, I become timid.
21.“我想买块地。”“什么地？”“你的死心塌地！”
21. “I want to buy a piece of land.” “What land?” “Your heart and soul!”
22.“你能不能闭嘴？”“我没有说话啊。”“那为什么我的脑子里全是你的声音？”
22. “Can you shut up?” “I didn’t say anything.” “Then why is your voice all I can hear in my mind?”
23.“你知道我为什么感冒了吗？”“因为着凉了？”“不，因为我对你完全没有抵抗力。”
23. “Do you know why I caught a cold?” “Because I got chilled?” “No, because I have no resistance to you at all.”
24.不要让我再看见你，不然，我看见一次喜欢你一次。
24. Don’t let me see you again, or I’ll fall in love with you every time I see you.
25.“你现在不珍惜我，我告诉你，过了这个村。”“怎么滴？”“我再下个村等你。”
25. “If you don’t cherish me now, I’ll tell you, once this village is gone…” “What then?” “I’ll wait for you in the next village.”
26.你看，我手里有一把土，你要栽在我手里吗？
26. Look, I have a handful of soil in my hand. Do you want to plant yourself in my hands?
27.“同学，我可以认识你吗?”“为什么?”“我想，你的未来和我有关。”
27. “Classmate, can I get to know you?” “Why?” “Because I believe your future is related to mine.”
28.自从你第一次跟我说晚安，我就决定以后每天还你一个晚安。
28. Since the first time you said good night to me, I’ve decided to give you a good night every day.
29.你不陪你女朋友吗?我哪有什么女朋友。哦?你不是说你一直有个女神吗?我不是正在跟她聊天吗?
29. Aren’t you accompanying your girlfriend? I don’t have a girlfriend. Oh? Didn’t you say you’ve always had a goddess? I’m not talking to her right now?
30.你瘦的时候在我心里，胖了就在里面卡着出不来了。
30. When you were thin, you were in my heart; now that you’re chubby, you’re stuck in there and can’t get out.
31.说不过你，但喜欢你。
31. I can’t win an argument with you, but I like you.
32.跟我在一起让我照顾你，你爱谁无所谓。
32. Stay with me and let me take care of you; it doesn’t matter who you love.
33.我一点也不想你，一点半再想你。
33. I don’t miss you at all, maybe in half an hour.
34.“你猜我想吃什么？”“不知道啊。”“痴痴地望着你。”
34. “What do you think I want to eat?” “I don’t know.” “Gazing at you foolishly.”
35.“这辈子就跟我在一起吧，不行的话我再等等，还不行的话我再想想别的办法。”
35. “Stay with me for this life, if not, I’ll wait a bit longer, and if still not, I’ll think of another way.”
36.我怀疑你的本质是一本书，不然为什么让我越看越想睡
36. I suspect that your essence is a book; otherwise, why do you make me want to sleep more and more when I look at you?
37.我还是喜欢你，像小时候吃辣条，不看日期。
37. I still like you, like when I was a child eating spicy strips, without checking the date.
38.我发现昨天很喜欢你，今天也很喜欢你，而且有预感明天也会喜欢你。
38. I found out that I liked you a lot yesterday, I like you a lot today, and I have a premonition that I will like you tomorrow as well.
39.我现在越来越不像自己了。那你像什么？像你老公
39. I’m becoming less and less like myself these days. What do I resemble then? I resemble your husband.
40.你知道我喜欢吃什么吗？痴痴的望着你。
40. Do you know what I like to eat? Gazing at you foolishly.
41.你会弹吉他吗？不会啊那你怎么拨动了我的心弦
41. Can you play the guitar? No? Then how did you touch my heartstrings?
42.我有一个超能力超喜欢你
42. I have a superpower: I super like you.
43.游乐场那个旋转的，有音乐会转的是什么？木马？嗯，mua
43. What is that rotating thing with music at the amusement park? A carousel? Yeah, muah (kiss).
44.我在找一匹马。什么马？你的微信号码。
44. I’m looking for a horse. What horse? Your WeChat number.
45.女孩，我十拿九稳只差你一吻
45. Girl, I’m 90% sure of myself, just missing your kiss.
46.你知道我的缺点是什么吗？是什么？缺点你。
46. Do you know what my flaw is? What? It’s lacking you.
47.你今天怪怪的。怎么了？怪好看的。
47. You look strange today. How so? Strangely attractive.
48.现在几点了(点)不，是我们幸福的起点
48. What time is it (point)? No, it’s the starting point of our happiness.
49.“你能不能闭嘴”“我没有说话啊”“那为什么我满脑子都是你的声音”
49. “Can you shut up?” “I wasn’t talking.” “Then why is your voice filling my mind?”
50.可以帮我洗个东西吗？洗什么？喜欢我
50. Can you help me wash something? What? My love for you.
51.我觉得你不适合谈恋爱。为什么？适合结婚。
51. I don’t think you’re suitable for dating. Why? You’re suitable for marriage.
52.“你有打火机吗？”“没有啊。”“那你是怎么点燃我的心的？”
52. “Do you have a lighter?” “No, I don’t.” “Then how did you light up my heart?”
53.听闻先生治家有方，小女余生愿闻其详
53. I’ve heard that you manage your family well, and I’d like to learn more about it.
54.你闻到什么味道了吗没有啊怎么你一出来空气都是甜的了
54. Do you smell something? No? How come the air is sweet when you’re around?
55.到家了吗？没有，没你的地方都不算家。
55. Have you arrived home? No, it’s not home without you.
56.你知道你和星星有什么区别吗星星在天上，你在我心里
56. Do you know the difference between you and stars? Stars are in the sky, and you are in my heart.
57.不要抱怨，抱我。
57. Don’t complain, hug me.
58.你知道最幸福的数字是几吗？是几？是五为什么？你比个五看看（对方比五后，伸手十指紧扣）
58. Do you know the happiest number is what? Five. Why? Show me five (after the other person shows five, clasp their fingers tightly).
59.你的脸上有点东西，有什么？有点漂亮。
59. There’s something on your face. What? You’re a bit beautiful.
60.你今天特别讨厌讨人喜欢和百看不厌
60. You’re especially annoying today. Annoying in a likable and endlessly charming way.
61.见到你之后我只想成为一种人。什么人？你的人
61. After meeting you, I just want to be one kind of person. What kind of person? Yours.
62.“我觉得你这个人不适合谈恋爱”“为什么”“适合结婚。”
62. “I think you’re not suitable for dating.” “Why?” “You’re suitable for marriage.”
63.我们来玩木头人不许动吧好！我输了为什么？因为我心动了。
63. Let’s play a game of statue. Don’t move. I lost. Why? Because my heart is racing.
64.我很能干但有一件事不会。什么？不会离开你。
64. I’m capable of doing many things, but there’s one thing I can’t do. What? I can’t leave you.
65.这是我的手背，这是我的脚背，你是我的宝贝。
65. This is my hand, this is my foot, and you are my treasure.
66.你为什么要害我呀？害你什么了？害我喜欢你呀。
66. Why did you hurt me? What did I do? You made me fall in love with you.
67.我想在你那里买一块地，什么地买你的死心塌地。
67. I’d like to buy a piece of land from you. What kind of land? Your devotion.
68.你好像我家的一个亲戚。什么？我爸的女婿。
68. You remind me of a relative from my family. Who? My dad’s son-in-law.
69.“你累不累啊”“不累。”“可是你都在我脑里跑了一天了”
69. “Are you tired?” “No, I’m not.” “But you’ve been running through my mind all day.”
70.“你对我笑一下。”(ˊˋ)“你不对我笑一下我晚上怎么睡得着。”
70. “Give me a smile.” (ˊˋ) “If you don’t smile at me, how can I sleep at night?”
71.先生你要点什么？我想点开你的心
71. What would you like to order, sir? I’d like to open your heart.
72.我想在你这里买一块地。什么地？我对你的死心塌地。
72. I’d like to buy a piece of land from you. What land? My devotion to you.
73.“我觉得你都没有见过梦中情人。”“哈？”“手机黑屏的时候看看就知道了。”
73. “I think you’ve never seen your dream lover.” “Huh?” “Just look at your phone when it’s off.”
74.“我想买一块地。”“什么地”“你的死心塌地。”
74. “I’d like to buy a piece of land.” “What land?” “Your devotion to me.”
75.我生在南方，活在南方，栽在你手里，总算是去过不一样的地方
75. I was born in the south, lived in the south, and fell into your hands, finally experiencing a different place.
76.我点的东西怎么还没来？什么东西？我们的未来。
76. Where’s the thing I ordered? What thing? Our future.
77.我想吃碗面。什么面？你的心里面。
77. I’d like to eat some noodles. What kind of noodles? The ones inside your heart.
78.你知道我的缺点是什么吗？是缺点你。
78. Do you know what my flaw is? It’s lacking you.
79.我办事十拿九稳。为什么？少你一吻。
79. I’m confident in my work. Why? Because I’m missing your kiss.
80.你可以帮我个忙么什么忙帮忙快点爱上我!
80. Can you do me a favor? What favor? Hurry up and fall in love with me!
81.我想去个地方什么地方？去你心里！
81. I want to go to a place. What place? Your heart!
82.别让我看见你不然我见你一次就喜欢你一次。
82. Don’t let me see you, or I’ll fall in love with you every time.
83.“你猜我想喝什么？”“不知道啊。”“我想呵护你。”
83. “Can you guess what I want to drink?” “I don’t know.” “I want to take care of you.”
84.我对你的爱，就像拖拉机上山，轰轰烈烈……
84. My love for you is like a tractor going up a mountain, making a grand noise…
85.只许州官放火，不许你离开我。
85. Only officials are allowed to start fires, but you’re not allowed to leave me.
86.“你是哪里人”“杭州人”“不，你是我的心上人”
86. “Where are you from?” “I’m from Hangzhou.” “No, you’re the one in my heart.”
87.“面对你，我不仅善解人意，我还善解人衣。”
87. “Facing you, I’m not only understanding, but also good at undressing you.”
88.“你属什么？”“虎。”“不，你属于我。”
88. “What’s your zodiac sign?” “Tiger.” “No, you belong to me.”
89.你可以笑一个吗？为什么呀？因为我的咖啡忘记加糖了。
89. Can you smile? Why? Because my coffee forgot the sugar.
90.“问你一个问题，你跑步快吗？”“不快啊，怎么了？”“那我应该能追到你。”“挺快啊，怎么了？”“那我可以追你吗？”
90. “I have a question: are you fast at running?” “Not fast, why?” “Then I should be able to catch you.” “Pretty fast, why?” “Then can I chase you?”
91.“总觉得一个脑袋不够用。”“怎么啦？”“每天都超级想你，都不够用~”
91. “I always feel like one brain is not enough.” “What’s wrong?” “I miss you so much every day, it’s just not enough~”
92.“你带火柴了吗？”“没有啊”“那你是怎么点燃我的心的？”
92. “Do you have a match?” “No.” “Then how did you light up my heart?”
93.你不觉得累吗？你已经在我的世界里跑了好几圈了。
93. “Aren’t you tired? You’ve been running around in my world for several laps already.”
94.知道我和唐僧什么区别吗 唐僧取经我娶你。
94. “Do you know the difference between me and Tang Seng? Tang Seng seeks scriptures, I marry you.”
95.东风夜放花千树，我想去你家里住。
95. “The east wind releases a thousand trees of flowers at night, I want to stay at your house.”
96.我想问一条路 到你心里的路。
96. “Can I ask for directions?” “To your heart.”
97.会当凌绝顶，一…一把搂住你。
97. “I will climb to the summit, and then… hold you tight.”
98.我以前喜欢吃肉，但今天看到你我决定开始吃素，因为，你是我的菜。
98. “I used to like eating meat, but today when I saw you, I decided to become a vegetarian because you are my dish.”
99.苦海无涯，回…回头是我呀。
99. “The bitter sea is boundless, turn… around and it’s me.”
100.你有打火机吗？没有啊，那你是怎么点燃我的心的？
100. “Do you have a lighter? No? Then how did you light up my heart?”
1.“记住你自己的身份”“我什么身份”“你是我的人!”
1. “Remember your identity.” “What identity?” “You are mine!”
2.今天我吃醋了，为什么？一想起昨天的我也喜欢你，我就吃醋了。
2. “I’m jealous today, why? Just thinking about how much I liked you yesterday makes me jealous.”
3.“你知道天涯海角子在哪里吗？”“在哪里”“我也不知道”“但我愿意带你一起去找”。
3. “Do you know where the ends of the earth are?” “Where?” “I don’t know either, but I’m willing to search for them with you.”
4.“遇到你，我都没吃过糖了”“为什么”“你太甜”
4. “Since I met you, I haven’t had any candy.” “Why?” “Because you are so sweet.”
5.男：“我可以亲你么？”女：“不可以”男：“我刚刚对你说了什么”男：“我可以亲你么”女：“嗯，可以”
5. Boy: “Can I kiss you?” Girl: “No.” Boy: “What did I just say?” Boy: “Can I kiss you?” Girl: “Yes, you can.”
6.“我可以亲你吗”“不可以”“我刚刚说了什么”“我可以亲你吗”“可以”
6. “Can I kiss you?” “No.” “What did I just say?” “Can I kiss you?” “Yes.”
7.男：我有一个超能力。女：嗯？男：超喜欢你。
7. Boy: I have a superpower. Girl: Really? Boy: I super like you.
8.男：“我发现有人暗恋你。”女：“谁啊？”男：“我啊。”
8. Boy: “I found out someone has a crush on you.” Girl: “Who?” Boy: “Me.”
9.“互换一下礼物行吗”“好呀”“好了，从这一刻开始，你是我的，我是你的。”
9. “Can we exchange gifts?” “Sure.” “Done. From this moment on, you are mine, and I am yours.”
10.“我有点怕你”“我很凶吗？”“不，因为我怕老婆。”
10. “I’m a little afraid of you.” “Am I scary?” “No, because I’m afraid of my wife.”
11.“有人追你吗？”“没有”“你好，我叫没有。”
11. “Is someone chasing you?” “No.” “Hello, my name is No.”
12.男：“能在愚人节骗我一次吗？”女：“好啊！”男：“你喜欢我吗？”
12. Boy: “Can you fool me once on April Fool’s Day?” Girl: “Sure!” Boy: “Do you like me?”
13.你知道我最喜欢吃什么吗？不知道啊，痴痴地看着你啊。
13. Do you know what my favorite food is? I don’t know, gazing at you foolishly.
14.“从今天开始我要吃素“为什么啊？”“因为，你是我的菜。”
14. “Starting today, I’m going to eat vegetarian.” “Why?” “Because you are my dish.”
15.“今天早上照了照镜子，然后就想到了找你”“为什么”“这么多日子来，你知道的，每次看到好的东西我都想给你”
15. “I looked in the mirror this morning, and then I thought of finding you.” “Why?” “You know, all these days, every time I see something good, I want to give it to you.”
16.我想你一定很忙，所以你只看前三个字就好。
16. I think you must be very busy, so just look at the first three words.
17.说起我男朋友的优点,总结起来就是五个字:”会挑女朋友”
17. Speaking of my boyfriend’s advantages, they can be summarized in five words: “Good at choosing a girlfriend.”
18.”如果你不怕麻烦的话””那就麻烦你跟我在一起吧”
18. “If you don’t mind the trouble…” “Then I trouble you to be with me.”
19.”我昨晚失眠了””意思就是想你想了一夜”
19. “I couldn’t sleep last night.” “Meaning I thought of you all night long.”
20.“你知道为什么后羿射日他要留下一颗太阳吗？”“不知道”“因为要让我们晒恩爱”
20. “Do you know why Houyi left one sun after shooting the other nine?” “I don’t know.” “It’s because we need to show our love in the sun.”
21.男：“你知道我的缺点是什么吗？”女：“你缺点那么多，我怎么知道”男：“不，有一个你肯定知道—那就是缺你。”
21. Boy: “Do you know what my biggest flaw is?” Girl: “You have so many flaws, how would I know?” Boy: “No, there’s one you definitely know - it’s missing you.”
22.“我觉得你让我很感冒”“为什么”“因为我对你没有抵抗力”
22. “I think you give me a cold.” “Why?” “Because I have no resistance to you.”
23.男：想知道星星和你有什么区别吗？女：一个很闪一个不。男：星星永远在天上，你一直在我心里。
23. Boy: Do you want to know the difference between stars and you? Girl: One is very shiny, the other is not. Boy: Stars are always in the sky, but you are always in my heart.
24.这是我的手背，这是我的脚背，对了，还有一个最重要的，这是我的宝贝（指着妹子）
24. This is the back of my hand, this is the back of my foot, and by the way, the most important one is my baby (pointing at the girl).
25.男：猜猜我的心在哪边？女：左边男：错咯，你在哪边它就在哪边。
25. Boy: Guess which side my heart is on? Girl: The left side. Boy: Wrong, it’s on the side where you are.
26.男：我觉得你今天应该很累。女：今天还好呀/有点累。男：怎么会/你在我脑子里走来走去，满满一整天，昨天在梦里也是。
26. Boy: I think you must be tired today. Girl: I’m fine today/a little tired. Boy: How could that be? You’ve been walking around in my mind all day, and you were in my dreams last night too.
27.男：感冒了。女：怎么弄的。男：不知道，一见到你抵抗力下降不感冒才怪。
27. Boy: I caught a cold. Girl: How did that happen? Boy: I don’t know, my resistance drops as soon as I see you, and it’s no wonder I catch a cold.
28.男：我今天学了一句外语。女：什么外语?男：&￥&#(做我女朋友的意思)女：什么意思?男：做我女朋友!
28. Boy: I learned a foreign language today. Girl: What foreign language? Boy: &￥&# (It means “Be my girlfriend.”) Girl: What does it mean? Boy: Be my girlfriend!
29.“你知道我喜欢吃什么吗？”“你喜欢吃什么？”“我喜欢痴痴的望着你。”
29. “Do you know what I like to eat?” “What do you like to eat?” “I like to gaze at you foolishly.”
30.女：小哥哥，小哥哥，给你个东西你要吗?男：什么呀?女：你把手伸开，(男生伸开之后，女生把手放在上边)我、你要吗!
30. Girl: Little brother, little brother, do you want something from me? Boy: What is it? Girl: Open your hand (After the boy opens his hand, the girl puts her hand on top) Me, do you want me?
31.“一个人的时候想去很多地方，两个人的时候就不一样了”“怎么不一样了？”“两个人的时候只想呆在有你的地方。”
31. “When I’m alone, I want to go to many places; but when I’m with someone, it’s different.” “How is it different?” “When I’m with someone, I just want to stay wherever you are.”
32.“你想清楚再跟我说话”“我没有在想清楚我在想你”
32. “Think clearly before talking to me.” “I’m not thinking clearly; I’m thinking of you.”
33.“我可以向你问路吗”“去哪里”“到你心里”
33. “May I ask you for directions?” “Where to?” “To your heart.”
34.“振作点，人不能在一棵树上吊死!”“你的体重需要两棵树。”
34. “Cheer up, one should not hang on a single tree!” “I’d need two trees for my weight.”
35.男：我们打个赌，你输了做我女票。女：什么赌？男：我比你高！
35. Boy: Let’s make a bet, if you lose, you become my girlfriend. Girl: What kind of bet? Boy: That I’m taller than you!
36.男：你最近是不是长肉肉了.女：讨厌，你猜胖了。男：因为我最近觉得你在我心里的分量越来越重了。
36. Boy: Have you gained weight recently? Girl: Ugh, how rude! You think I’ve gotten fat? Boy: Because I feel your importance in my heart growing heavier and heavier.
37.男：最近有谣言说我喜欢你。女：谣言嘛，我不介意。男：我要和你澄清一下男：那可不是谣言
37. Boy: There’s a rumor going around that I like you. Girl: Just a rumor, I don’t mind. Boy: I need to clarify something for you. Boy: That’s not just a rumor.
38.男：今天是哦，最不应该做什么呢？女：告白？男：那我只能把这句“我喜欢你”放到明天说咯。
38. Boy: Today is, um, what day should I avoid doing something? Girl: Confessing? Boy: Then I’ll have to save “I like you” for tomorrow.
39.男：“你是什么血型”。女：“o型”。男：“你是我的理想型”。
39. Boy: What’s your blood type? Girl: O type. Boy: You’re my ideal type.
40.女：你长得特别像我一个亲戚。男：啊？谁啊！女：我妈的女婿。
40. Girl: You look especially like one of my relatives. Boy: Who? Girl: My mom’s son-in-law.
41.男：我最怕的就是你。女：怕我干嘛？我又不会怎么你。男：怕失去你。
41. Boy: The person I fear the most is you. Girl: Why are you afraid of me? I won’t do anything to you. Boy: I’m afraid of losing you.
42.男：你今天有点怪。女：怎么怪了？男：怪好看的。
42. Boy: You look a bit strange today. Girl: How so? Boy: Strangely beautiful.
43.“你单身多久了？”“从出生到现在”“不好意思让你等这么久。”
43. “How long have you been single?” “Since birth.” “Sorry to have kept you waiting for so long.”
44.“我觉得所有的门都应该让你敲？”“为什么这么说呢？”“因为你敲好看。”
44. “I think all doors should let you knock on them.” “Why is that?” “Because you look great when you knock.”
45.“你吃烧烤会先烤什么！”“先烤肉啊”“我会先考虑你……”
45. “What would you grill first at a barbecue?” “Meat, of course.” “I’d consider you first…”
46.小时候我想当科学家，长大后我想当艺术家，现在，我只想去你家。
46. When I was young, I wanted to be a scientist; when I grew up, I wanted to be an artist; now, I just want to go to your house.
47.“我今天考试考得很差”“为什么”“因为我不管遇到什么问题，我的答案都会是你”
47. “I did very poorly on an exam today.” “Why?” “Because no matter what the question was, my answer would always be you.”
48.“人没有氧气就活不下去，但我可以，你知道为什么吗”“不知道”“因为我有你这个小淘气”
48. “People can’t live without oxygen, but I can. Do you know why?” “I don’t know.” “Because I have you, my little mischief.”
49.“我有那么多支笔，你知道我最喜欢哪一支吗？”“不知道”“你这个北鼻”
49. “I have so many pens, do you know which one I like the most?” “I don’t know.” “You, my dear.”
50.“你知道昨天是什么日子吗？”“什么日子？”“是我爱了你一天的日子”
50. “Do you know what day it was yesterday?” “What day?” “A day when I loved you for 24 hours.”
51.“同学打扰一下请问这道题怎么做”“不好意思我不会”“哦你不会啊那我给你讲讲吧”
51. “Excuse me, classmate, do you know how to solve this problem?” “Sorry, I don’t know.” “Oh, you don’t know? Then let me explain it to you.”
52.“你先走吧，我怕我拖你后腿”“没事，我腿粗”
52. “You go ahead, I’m afraid I’ll hold you back.” “No worries, I have thick legs.”
53.我的每支笔都好甜啊，嗯？因为每支笔都知道你的名字。
53. Every pen I have is so sweet, huh? Because every pen knows your name.
54.“今天早上照了照镜子，然后就想到了找你”“为什么”“这么多日子来，你知道的，每次看到好的东西我都想给你”
54. “I looked in the mirror this morning, and then I thought of finding you.” “Why?” “You know, all these days, every time I see something good, I want to give it to you.”
55.“有人跟你告白过吗?”“曾经有过一个。”“那我就是第二个。”
55. “Has anyone ever confessed to you?” “There was one before.” “Then I’m the second.”
56.男：“你生日几号？”女：“为什么告诉你？”男：“我密码忘了”
56. Male: “What’s your birthday?” Female: “Why should I tell you?” Male: “I forgot my password.”
57.“你长得特别像我一个亲戚”“像谁？”“我妈的女婿”
57. “You look a lot like one of my relatives.” “Who?” “My mother’s son-in-law.”
58.“你这么完美，就是有一个缺点。”“什么缺点？”“缺点我”
58. “You’re so perfect, but there’s one flaw.” “What flaw?” “The flaw is me.”
59.“稍等，我取个东西。”“取啥”“我娶你。”
59. “Wait a moment, let me get something.” “What are you getting?” “Marrying you.”
60.“你会不会爱上我？”“不会”“好吧，我来教你”
60. “Will you fall in love with me?” “No.” “Okay, I’ll teach you.”
61.“猜猜我的心脏在哪边？”“肯定左边。”“错在你那边。”
61. “Guess which side my heart is on?” “Definitely the left side.” “Wrong, it’s on your side.”
62.“跟你说一个坏消息”“什么坏消息？”“我对你的思想不单纯了”
62. “I have some bad news for you.” “What bad news?” “My thoughts about you are no longer innocent.”
63.“你喜欢暴富吗”“喜欢啊“不过我不喜欢”“为什么”“因为我喜欢抱你”
63. “Do you like sudden wealth?” “I do.” “But I don’t.” “Why not?” “Because I like hugging you.”
64.“我还是很喜欢你”“像你妈打你，不讲道理”
64. “I still like you a lot.” “Like your mom spanking you, without any reason.”
65.“我觉得我很自私。”“哪里自私？”“我只喜欢你一个人，不给其他女孩任何机会。”
65. “I think I’m selfish.” “Where are you selfish?” “I only like you, not giving any chance to other girls.”
66.“你可以帮我洗个东西吗？”“可以啊，洗什么？”“喜欢我”
66. “Can you help me wash something?” “Sure, what is it?” “Like me.”
67.“我觉得我跟你玩捉迷藏的话我一定会输”“为什么”“因为爱一个人，藏也藏不住”
67. “I think I would lose if I played hide and seek with you.” “Why?” “Because when you love someone, you can’t hide it.”
68.“我缺了一样生活必需品”“缺了什么？”“你呀”
68. “I’m missing a daily necessity.” “What’s missing?” “You.”
69.男：“你可以借我你的杯子吗？”女：“干嘛？”男：“因为我想借你一辈子。”
69. Male: “Can I borrow your cup?” Female: “What for?” Male: “Because I want to borrow you for a lifetime.”
70.男：我忍你很长时间了。女：切，那你要怎样。男：忍你一辈子。
70. Male: I’ve been tolerating you for a long time. Female: So what? Male: Tolerate you for a lifetime.
71.男：“我想成为一种人。”女：“什么人？”男：“你的人。”
71. Boy: “I want to become a certain kind of person.” Girl: “What kind of person?” Boy: “Yours.”
72.男：“人没有氧气就活不下去，但我可以，你知道为什么吗”女：“不知道”男：“因为我有你这个小淘气”
72. Boy: “People can’t live without oxygen, but I can. Do you know why?” Girl: “I don’t know.” Boy: “Because I have you, my little mischief.”
73.男：“我缺了一样生活必需品”女：“缺了什么？”男：“你呀”
73. Boy: “I’m missing a necessity in life.” Girl: “What’s missing?” Boy: “You.”
74.男：“今天早上照了照镜子，然后就想到了找你”女：“为什么”男：“这么多日子来，你知道的，每次看到好的东西我都想给你”
74. Boy: “I looked in the mirror this morning, and then I thought of finding you.” Girl: “Why?” Boy: “You know, all these days, every time I see something good, I want to give it to you.”
75.男：“记住你自己的身份”女：“我什么身份”男：“你是我的人！”
75. Boy: “Remember your identity.” Girl: “What identity?” Boy: “You are mine!”
76.男：“我昨晚的梦实现了”女：“梦还能实现？”男：“和喜欢的人聊天”。
76. Boy: “My dream from last night came true.” Girl: “Dreams can come true?” Boy: “Chatting with the person I like.”
77.“我觉得我们的友情只能到今天为止”“为什么”“接下来我们只能谈爱情”
77. “I think our friendship can only last until today.” “Why?” “From now on, we can only talk about love.”
78.“你知道我的缺点是什么吗？”“你缺点那么多，我怎么知道”“不，有一个你肯定知道—那就是缺你。”
78. “Do you know what my flaw is?” “You have so many flaws, how would I know?” “No, there’s one you must know - it’s missing you.”
79.“我肯定是盐吃多了。”“啊？”“不然怎么总是闲的想你啊~！”
79. “I must have eaten too much salt.” “Huh?” “Otherwise, why do I always have idle thoughts about you?”
80.“你喜欢猫还是狗”“狗”“汪汪汪”“你喜欢猫还是狗”“猫”“喵喵喵”
80. “Do you like cats or dogs?” “Dogs.” Boy: “Woof woof woof!” “Do you like cats or dogs?” “Cats.” Boy: “Meow meow meow!”
1.“A到Z之间你喜欢哪两个字母啊？”“不知道啊”“我喜欢U and I ”
1. “Which two letters do you like between A and Z?” “I don’t know.” “I like U and I.”
2.“你东西掉了”“啊 什么东西啊？”“你把手伸出来，你把我弄掉了”
2. “Did you drop something?” “What thing?” “Just extend your hand, you dropped me.”
3.“你有打火机吗？”“没有”“那你是怎么点亮我的心的？”
3. “Do you have a lighter?” “No.” “Then how did you light up my heart?”
4.“你猜我想吃什么”“不知道啊”“痴痴地望着你”
4. “Guess what I want to eat.” “I don’t know.” “To gaze at you foolishly.”
5.“你累不累啊？”“不累。”“可是你都在我心里跑了一天了。”
5. “Are you tired?” “No.” “But you’ve been running in my heart all day.”
6.“呃，刚才我让你帮我点的东西怎么还没来啊？”“不好意思，你让我点什么了？”“我们的未来”
6. “Uh, why hasn’t the thing I asked you to order come yet?” “Sorry, what did you ask me to order?” “Our future.”
7.你跑的快吗?很快啊!那我追的到你吗?
7. “Can you run fast?” “Very fast!” “Then can I catch up with you?”
8.“你可以笑一个吗？”“为什么啊？”“因为我的咖啡忘加糖了。”
8. “Can you smile?” “Why?” “Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.”
9.“你妈妈是不是姓方啊？”“不是啊，我妈姓……”“你妈妈要是不姓方，你为什么长得那么正呢。”
9. “Is your mother’s surname Fang?” “No, my mother’s surname is…” “If your mother’s surname isn’t Fang, why do you look so perfect?”
10.“爱或者不爱，给我一个字的答复”“不爱”“一个字的答复好吗!重来”
10. “Love or not, give me a one-word answer.” “Not.” “One-word answer, please! Try again.”
11.“你有几个眼睛”“”“你有几个嘴巴”“”“嗯 我也爱你”
11. “How many eyes do you have?” “How many mouths do you have?” “Well, I love you too.”
12.“你长得个性像我一个亲戚”“像谁”“我妈的女婿”
12. “You look like a relative of mine.” “Like who?” “My mother’s son-in-law.”
13.“我昨晚失眠了”“想什么了？”“想你想了一夜”
13. “I couldn’t sleep last night.” “What were you thinking about?” “I was thinking about you all night.”
14.“今年只有一个旅游计划”“就是，见你”
14. “I only have one travel plan this year.” “Which is, to see you.”
15.“猜猜我的心脏在哪边”“肯定左边。”“错在你那边。”
15. “Guess which side my heart is on.” “Definitely on the left side.” “Wrong, it’s on your side.”
16.“跟你说一个坏消息”“什么坏消息”“我对你的思想不单纯了”
16. “I have some bad news for you.” “What bad news?” “My thoughts about you are no longer pure.”
17.“你喜欢暴富吗”“喜欢阿”“但是我不喜欢”“为什么”“因为我喜欢抱你”
17. “Do you like sudden wealth?” “I do.” “But I don’t.” “Why not?” “Because I like hugging you.”
18.假如你到了一个地方，那里没有门没有窗。别担心，你是在我心里。
18. If you find yourself in a place with no doors and no windows, don’t worry, you are in my heart.
19.“一天天的脑子里想些什么”“想你”
19. “What are you thinking about day and night?” “Thinking about you.”
20.爱或者不爱，给我一个字的答复”“不爱”“一个字的答复好吗!重来”
20. Love or not, give me a one-word answer. “Not love.” “One-word answer, please! Try again.”
21.“如果风吹痒了你的耳朵。”“哦，然后呢？”“就说明我在想你。”
21. “If the wind tickles your ears.” “Oh, and then what?” “It means I’m thinking about you.”
22.情书是我抄的，但喜欢你是真的。玫瑰是我偷的，但我爱你是真的。
22. The love letter I wrote for you is copied, but my love for you is real. The rose I stole is not mine, but my love for you is true.
23.“什么都能够错。”“别再错过我了。”
23. “Everything can be wrong.” “Just don’t miss me again.”
24.“我犹豫了好几天，最后决定扔个硬币，正面朝上就跟你表白。”“如果背面朝上呢”“翻过来呗。”
24. “I hesitated for several days and finally decided to flip a coin. If it’s heads, I’ll confess to you.” “What if it’s tails?” “Just flip it over.”
25.“你等着我务必要你好看。”“阿！还等什么阿快点儿此刻就把我变好看吧。”
25. “You wait, I must make you look good.” “Ah! What are you waiting for? Make me look good right now.”
26.“你想养狗吗”“什么狗”“单身的那种”
26. “Do you want a dog?” “What kind of dog?” “The single kind.”
27.“毫无征兆的想你。”“是我不可告人的秘密。”
27. “Thinking of you without warning.” “It’s my unspeakable secret.”
28.“我发现有人暗恋你。”“谁阿”“我阿。”
28. “I found out someone has a crush on you.” “Who?” “Me.”
29.你为什么要害我？我害你？害我那么喜欢你。
29. Why did you hurt me? I didn’t hurt you. You made me like you so much.
30.你上辈子必须是碳酸饮料吧？不然为什么望见你，我就开心得想冒泡呢。
30. You must have been a carbonated drink in your previous life, right? Otherwise, why do I feel so happy and bubbly when I see you?
31.你夹娃娃很厉害吧。不厉害啊！那你怎样紧紧夹住我的心！
31. Are you great at claw machines? Not really! Then how do you manage to tightly grip my heart!
32.你会喜欢我吗”“不会。”“那我教你好啦。”
32. Could you like me? “No.” “Then let me teach you.”
33.你会弹吉他吗？不会。那你为什么能拨动我的心弦。
33. Can you play the guitar? No. Then why can you pluck my heartstrings.
34.“能在愚人节骗我一次吗”“好阿”“你喜欢我吗”
34. “Can you trick me on April Fool’s Day?” “Sure” “Do you like me?”
35.“做不了好人，也不想做坏人。”“。。。。”“只想做你的心上人。”
35. “I can’t be a good person, nor do I want to be a bad one.” “……” “I just want to be the one in your heart.”
36.“你笑的样貌。仿佛.”“像啥”“像夏天西瓜最中间的那一口。”
36. “Your smiling face. It’s as if.” “Like what?” “Like the most delicious bite in the middle of a summer watermelon.”
37.“苹果不是梨。”“废话。”“所以谁都不是你！”
37. “An apple is not a pear.” “Obviously.” “So no one else is you!”
38.“躲得过初一。”“也躲但是十五。”“不，是躲但是你。”
38. “You can avoid the first day, but not the fifteenth.” “No, it’s avoiding you.”
39.“就想和你一齐到老。”“其他的没想那么周到。
39. “I just want to grow old with you.” “I haven’t thought about anything else so thoroughly.”
40.我能够跟你要个东西吗？要什么？要你。
40. May I ask for something from you? What? You.
41.妹子，帮个忙。什么忙？我爸妈想要个儿媳妇!
41. Girl, could you do me a favor? What? My parents want a daughter-in-law!
42.冬天到了喝点什么？不明白。呵护你。
42. What should we drink when winter comes? I don’t know. Take care of you.
43.等下能够帮我洗一下东西吗”“能够阿，洗什么”“喜欢我。
43. “Can you help me wash something later?” “Sure, what is it?” “Like me.”
44.“最近都在干嘛呢”“一向吃。”“一向吃怎样还这么瘦。”“痴痴地等你.”
44. “What have you been doing lately?” “Eating all the time.” “How can you still be so thin after eating all the time?” “Waiting for you foolishly.”
45.问：背着我感觉重么？答：重阿，全世界都在我身上了阿！
45. Q: Does it feel heavy carrying me on your back? A: Heavy, the whole world is on my back!
46.请问你有女朋友吗？没有，好，此刻你已经有了。
46. Do you have a girlfriend? No, well, you do now.
47.请管好你的嘴，为什么？因为我随时会亲它。
47. Please mind your mouth, why? Because I might kiss it at any time.
48.你明白我最大的缺点是什么？不明白。缺你。
48. Do you know my biggest flaw? No. It’s not having you.
49.你明白我喜欢吃什么吗？我喜欢痴痴的望着你。
49. Do you know what I like to eat? I like to gaze at you foolishly.
50.你明白你和猴子的区别是什么吗？猴子住在树上，你住在我心里。
50. Do you know the difference between you and a monkey? Monkeys live in trees, you live in my heart.
51.你有男朋友吗？没有的话想不想有一个，有的话要不要换一个，不换的话介意不介意多一个。
51. Do you have a boyfriend? If not, would you like to have one? If you do, would you like to change him or would you mind having an additional one?
52.你此刻在哪儿？在家。错，你此刻在我的脑海里。
52. Where are you right now? At home. Wrong, you are in my mind.
53.“我有一个人生推荐会让你受益一生哦!”“什么人生推荐阿。”“这辈子和我在一齐。”
53. “I have a life recommendation that will benefit you for a lifetime!” “What kind of life recommendation?” “Spend this life together with me.”
54.“我肯定是盐吃多了。”“阿”“不然怎样总是闲的想你阿~!”
54. “I must have eaten too much salt.” “What do you mean?” “Otherwise, I wouldn’t always be idle and thinking of you~!”
55.“我觉得我很自私。”“哪里自私”“我只喜欢你一个人，不给其他女孩任何机会。”
55. “I think I’m very selfish.” “Where is it selfish?” “I only like you, not giving any other girl a chance.”
56.“我还是很喜欢你”“像你妈打你，不讲道理”
56. “I still really like you.” “Like your mom hitting you, without reason.”
57.“我要偷你的体温”“说人话”“要抱抱”
57. “I want to steal your body heat.” “Speak human language.” “I want a hug.”
58.“我刚刚点的东西怎样还没来？”“你有点什么嘛？”“我有点喜欢你。”
58. “Why hasn’t the thing I just ordered arrived yet?” “What do you have?” “I have a little bit of liking you.”
59.”我结婚你务必要来””为什么””因为没有新娘会很尴尬”
59. “You must come to my wedding.” “Why?” “Because it would be embarrassing without a bride.”
60.“你为什么失眠？”“月色与你，太过撩人。”
60. “Why can’t you sleep?” “The moonlight and you are too enticing.”
61.我只是喜欢你，我没有恶意。
61. I just like you, I have no ill intentions.
62.“身上的每一斤肉。”“都在想你。”
62. “Every pound on my body.” “Is thinking of you.”
63.“这天早上照了照镜子，然后就想到了找你”“为什么”“这么多日子来，你明白的，每次看到好的东西我都想给你”
63. “I looked in the mirror this morning, and then I thought of finding you.” “Why?” “You know, all these days, every time I see something good, I want to give it to you.”
64.如果哪一天我想环游世界了，我能够围着你转一圈吗？
64. If one day I want to travel around the world, can I go around you?
65.我想你务必很忙，所以你只看前三个字就好。
65. You are busy, so just look at the first three words.
66.你忙归忙，什么时候有空嫁给我。
66. No matter how busy you are, when do you have time to marry me?
67.”问你个问题，老爸老妈老姐老哥老公哪个和你没有血缘关系””老公阿””诶~老婆真聪明~”
67. “Answer me a question, which one of dad, mom, sister, brother, and husband has no blood relationship with you?” “Husband.” “Ah~ Wife is so smart~”
68.未经允许”“？”“擅自个性喜欢你。”
68. “Unauthorized” “What?” “I like you without permission.”
69.“你想清楚再跟我说话”“我没有在想清楚我在想你”
69. “Think it through before talking to me.” “I’m not thinking clearly, I’m thinking of you.”
70.男：“从今天开始我要吃素。”女：“为什么啊？”男：“因为，你是我的菜。”
70. Boy: “From today on, I will be a vegetarian.” Girl: “Why?” Boy: “Because, you are my dish.”
71.男：“我以前有很多爱好，现在就剩一个了。”女：“是什么呢？”男：“就是爱你。”
71. Man: “I used to have many hobbies, but now I only have one left.” Woman: “What is it?” Man: “Loving you.”
72.男：“我们来玩个游戏吧！”女：“好呀！”男：“一二三木头人不许动！”女：“你动了！”男：“因为我对你心动了啊。”
72. Man: “Let’s play a game!” Woman: “Sure!” Man: “One, two, three, freeze!” Woman: “You moved!” Man: “Because my heart is beating for you.”
73.男：“我有一个，很正经很严肃的问题。”女：“什么问题？”男：“你什么时候结婚？”女：“唔，不知道唉”男：“那好吧等你想好了我再娶你”
73. Man: “I have a very serious and important question.” Woman: “What is it?” Man: “When are you getting married?” Woman: “Um, I don’t know.” Man: “Alright, I’ll wait for you to decide, and then I’ll marry you.”
74.男：我觉得我们应该去游泳。女：为什么啊……大冷天的，我不去。男：笨蛋，不然我们怎么坠入爱河啊。
74. Man: “I think we should go swimming.” Woman: “Why? It’s so cold, I don’t want to go.” Man: “Fool, how else can we fall in love?”
75.男：最近胸口好闷。女：怎么了？女：生病了吗？男：因为你卡在我心头。
75. Man: “Lately, I’ve been feeling so stuffy in my chest.” Woman: “What’s wrong? Are you sick?” Man: “It’s because you’re stuck in my heart.”
76.女：“一天天的脑子里想些什么呢！”男：“想你”
76. Woman: “What on earth are you thinking about all day?” Man: “Thinking about you.”
77.“从前有我爱你和我不爱你两个人，我不爱你死了剩下谁？”“我爱你啊”“我也爱你”
77. “Once upon a time, there were two people: I love you and I don’t love you. I don’t love you died, who is left?” “I love you.” “I love you too.”
78.“你能模仿下啄木鸟吗”“怎么模仿”“就拿我的脸当树”
78. “Can you imitate a woodpecker?” “How?” “Just use my face as a tree.”
79.男：“照的这张自拍真丑”女：“恩。”男：“还不及你本人十分之一好看”
79. Man: “This selfie I took is so ugly.” Woman: “Mm-hmm.” Man: “It’s not even one-tenth as beautiful as you are in person.”
80.“我可以亲你吗”“不可以”“那我刚刚对你说了什么”“我可以亲你吗”“嗯，可以”
80. “May I kiss you?” “No.” “Then what did I just say to you?” “May I kiss you?” “Yes, you may.”
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