1.凡是钱能解决的问题，就不是大问题。
1. Any problem that can be solved with money is not a big problem.

2.人的贪念就在于得到的太容易。
2. The greed of people lies in the fact that they get things too easily.

3.任何时候，利润都不可能实现最大化，当你在追求最高利润的时候，其实也就把自己的路给堵死了。我看，获得合理利润，就可以了嘛！
3. At any time, profits cannot be maximized. When you pursue the highest profits, you actually block your own way. I think, obtaining reasonable profits is enough!

4.“你呀！一看就是个成不了大事的主儿，鼠目寸光。人做事不是图短平快，也许你干十件，只有一件有好处，但就那一件，够你吃一辈子。做事的时候，先不要想着回报，有了这心态，你才能往高走。懂么？”
4. “You! You look like someone who can’t accomplish great things, with a short-sighted vision. People don’t do things for quick success. Maybe you do ten things, and only one of them brings benefits, but that one thing is enough for you to live on for a lifetime. When doing things, don’t think about the return first. With this mindset, you can go higher. Do you understand?”

5.会下围棋吗？围棋有一种说法呀，叫争先手，为了争先手呢，宁可放弃一些小的得失，重要的是大局。
5. Do you know how to play Go? There is a saying in Go, called “fighting for the initiative.” To fight for the initiative, you may have to give up some minor gains. What’s important is the overall situation.

6.现在的社会太现实太残酷了，没有人再认为亲情是重要的了。但我告诉你，凡是钱能解决的问题，就不是大问题。人这一辈子，有许多困扰是无法解决的，比方说生老病死，比方说众叛亲离，比方说勾心斗角，比方说不再相爱。所有的这一切，都比房子啊，钞票啊要严重得多。一个人可以背金钱的债，却不能背感情的债。背金钱的债你有还清的希望，而背了感情的债也许到死都会愧疚。
6. Nowadays, society is too realistic and cruel. No one thinks that family affection is important anymore. But let me tell you, any problem that can be solved with money is not a big problem. In this life, there are many troubles that cannot be solved, such as birth, aging, illness, and death, as well as betrayal, scheming, and no longer being in love. All of these are much more serious than houses or money. A person can owe money, but not emotional debts. You have hope of repaying money, but emotional debts may haunt you until death.

7.一个人的伟大，并不是说你为社会作出了多少贡献，你多有成就，而在你面对诱惑的时候，懂得放弃。
7. A person’s greatness is not about how much contribution you have made to society or how accomplished you are, but about knowing how to give up when faced with temptation.

8.当人选择了向上的阶梯之时，就要丢弃很多细枝末节。
8. When a person chooses to climb upwards, they must let go of many trivial matters.

9.人之所以慷慨，是因为他拥有的比挥霍的多，人把慷慨，当做一种赞美，但并不是每一个人都能做到这一点，尤其是对不相干的人。你跟小贝都没有错，错的是你们的阅历和你们的人生经历还没有让你们看穿这一点。
9. People are generous because they have more than they spend. Generosity is considered a compliment, but not everyone can achieve this, especially towards unrelated people. You and Xiao Bei are not wrong; it’s just that your experiences and life journeys have not yet allowed you to see through this point.

11.原本在光鲜亮丽的背后，就是褴褛衣衫。国际大都市就像是一个舞台，每个人都把焦点放在镁光灯照射的地方，观众所看到的，就是华美壮丽绚烂澎湃。对于光线照不到的角落，即便里面有灰尘，甚至有死耗子，谁会注意呢？
11. Behind the glamorous and bright side, there is always ragged clothing. A big international city is like a stage where everyone focuses on the spotlight, and the audience sees only the magnificent, splendid, and surging scene. As for the corners not illuminated by the light, even if there is dust or dead rats, who would pay attention?

12.关系这个东西啊，你就得常动。越动呢就越牵扯不清，越牵扯不清你就烂在锅里。要总是能分得清你我他，生分了。每一次，你都得花时间去摆平，要的就是经常欠。欠多了也就不愁了，他替你办一件是办，办十件还是办啊。等办到最后，他一见到你头就疼，那你就赢了，要风得风，要雨得雨。”
12. Relationships, you have to keep them active. The more you stir them up, the more entangled they become, and the more entangled they are, the more you are stuck in the pot. If you can always distinguish between you, me, and them, it becomes distant. Each time, you have to spend time to settle things, and what you want is to be in debt often. When you owe a lot, you don’t have to worry anymore. They will do one thing for you or ten things. In the end, when they see you, their head hurts, and then you have won. You can get whatever you want.”

13.我在替它（小蜗牛）担心啊，它这么慢，这么小，这么弱，需要在这个复杂的大千世界里按照自己的步调行走，随便谁一个无意的脚步都会把它踏扁了，我很舍不得。
13. I’m worried about it (the little snail). It’s so slow, small, and weak, and it needs to walk in this complex world at its own pace. Any unintentional step by others could crush it, and I can’t bear it.

14.其实你可以变一种活法，不走你姐姐的路，这个世界本来就是多样的，每个人都会在到自己的位置。
14. In fact, you can change your way of living and not follow your sister’s path. The world is diverse, and everyone will find their own place.

15.一个人可以背金钱的债，却不能背感情的债。背金钱的债你有还清的希望，而背了感情的债也许到死都会愧疚。
15. A person can owe money, but not emotional debts. You have hope of repaying money, but emotional debts may haunt you until death.

16.一个人的伟大，并不是说你为社会作出了多少贡献，你多有成就，而在你面对诱惑的时候，懂得放弃。
16. A person’s greatness is not about how much you have contributed to society or how accomplished you are, but about knowing how to give up when faced with temptation.

17.假如海藻出来，像一个惊慌的小白兔，四下环顾，我就悄悄尾随，给她披上我的风衣，在夜色的掩护下拉住她的手，义无反顾的走。
17. If seaweed comes out, like a panicked little white rabbit, looking around in all directions, I will quietly follow her, put my coat on her, and hold her hand under the cover of night, walking resolutely.

18.如果是因为有什么外力，超出了你的解决能力，告诉我，让我来帮助你。我年龄虚长你几岁，至少能帮你出出主意。相信我，这世上没有什么问题，是不能够商量的。
18. If there is some external force beyond your ability to solve, tell me and let me help you. I am a few years older than you and can at least offer some advice. Believe me, there is no problem in this world that cannot be discussed.

19.如果一个人对亲人都不顾，那还能指望他顾别的吗？
19. If a person does not care for their relatives, what else can we expect from them?

20.女人对红杏出墙的向往，就像每个男人渴望拥有一个处女，是无法抑制的念头。
20. A woman’s longing for an extramarital affair is like every man’s desire to possess a virgin, an uncontrollable thought.

21.爱一个人，就让她给你生个孩子，然后用我们两个的鲜血，浇灌这一朵花朵，这样我们永远都不会分开了。
21. If you love someone, let her give birth to a child for you, and then use the blood of both of us to nourish this flower, so that we will never be separated.

23.和我的女人讲话客气点……别那么大声！
23. Speak politely to my woman… don’t shout so loud!

24.每个男人都会犯的错，不过是走向中年对青春的羡慕，走向成功对仰慕的承受，走向人生之巅对幸福的又一次追求。
24. The mistakes every man makes are nothing more than envying youth in middle age, enduring admiration for success, and pursuing happiness once again at the peak of life.

25.你是我的脚踝……我唯一会受伤的地方，也是致命的地方。
25. You are my ankle… the only place where I can get hurt, and it is also a fatal spot.

26.金元跟大棒并用，恩威并重，必要的时候，还是压想点手段，总之呢，一定要快到斩乱麻，不要拖成鸡肋。房市这个东西，它可以让你一夜暴富，也可以让你瞬间赤贫。赶上大年了，败絮可以当黄金卖，赶上小年，黄金得按铜称。
26. Use both gold and the big stick, combining kindness and force, and when necessary, apply some pressure. In short, act quickly to resolve the mess and don’t let it drag on like a chicken’s ribs. The real estate market can make you rich overnight or leave you destitute in an instant. In prosperous years, trash can be sold as gold, and in lean years, gold is weighed like copper.

27.我希望能在物质上帮助你，并且最终让你获得精神上的快乐。
27. I hope to help you materially and ultimately bring you spiritual happiness.

28.现在的社会太现实太残酷了，没有人再认为亲情是重要的了。但我告诉你，凡是钱能解决的问题，就不是大问题。人这一辈子，有许多困扰是无法解决的，比方说生老病死，比方说众叛亲离，比方说勾心斗角，比方说不再相爱。所有的这一切，都比房子啊，钞票啊要严重得多。一个人可以背金钱的债，却不能背感情的债。背金钱的债你有还清的希望，而背了感情的债也许到死都会愧疚。
28. Today’s society is too realistic and cruel. No one believes that family affection is important anymore. But I tell you, any problem that can be solved with money is not a big problem. In this life, there are many troubles that cannot be solved, such as birth, aging, illness, and death, as well as betrayal, intrigue, and no longer being in love. All of these are far more serious than houses or money. One can owe money, but not emotional debts. You may have hope of repaying a financial debt, but an emotional debt may leave you feeling guilty until death.

29.每个男人都希望有辆陆虎，（抵得上海藻老板那奥迪的3倍有余），在城里呆久了，开着它在草原上驰骋、飞奔。
29. Every man dreams of owning a Land Rover (worth more than three times that of Guan’s Audi), and after living in the city for a long time, driving it to gallop and race across the grasslands.

30.精神要更强大一些，但通往精神的路很多，物质是其中一部分。
30. The spirit should be stronger, but there are many paths to the spirit, and material things are just one part of it.

31.就像是泰坦尼克号，船沉了，你可以再造，仿造，故事可以流传。但死的那些人呢？早都喂了海里的鱼虾了。 ——《蜗居》宋思明比喻烂尾楼可重获新生，但新生的主人往往不是以前的那个了
31. Just like the Titanic, the ship sank, but you can rebuild it, imitate it, and the story can be passed down. But what about the people who died? They have long been food for the fish and shrimp in the sea. —— Song Siming in “Snail House” compares the possibility of a revived abandoned building, but the new owner is often not the same as before.

32.如果时光可以倒流，我会带着你们过另一种生活，不要太多的钱，每天去菜场斤斤计较，为文、评职称而与人争得面红耳赤，也为女儿考不上好学校而心焦。也许，这样，才是一种幸福的生活，而我以前并没有意识到。
32. If time could turn back, I would lead you to a different kind of life, without too much money, haggling over every ounce at the market, arguing with others for literature and titles, and worrying about our daughter not getting into a good school. Perhaps this is the happy life I didn’t realize before.

33.在我看来，这世界上啊，没什么事情是不可商量的，总会有一把钥匙呢，把双方的门都打开，只是有时候，他们总爱把自己的钥匙像宝贝一样地藏起来，其实你不打开门让别人进来，你也出不去，我呢就是站在局外，找到这把钥匙，打开双方的门，给他们建一个通道，然后就各取所需……商人看起来很精明，其实很愚笨，他们的交易只是物换钱，钱换物，就像是单行道，而我是立交桥。
33. In my opinion, there is nothing in this world that cannot be negotiated. There is always a key that can open the doors of both parties. Sometimes, they just love to hide their keys like treasures. In fact, if you don’t open the door to let others in, you can’t get out either. I stand outside the situation, find this key, open the doors for both sides, build a passage for them, and then they can each take what they need… Merchants may seem shrewd, but they are actually very foolish. Their transactions are just exchanging goods for money and money for goods, like a one-way street, while I am an overpass.

34.人在江湖走，总会遇高手，做事情一定要善始善终，你既然答应了，你就得完成，你现在想把这一摊扔给谁？
34. When you walk in the world, you will always meet experts. You must finish what you have promised. Who do you want to leave this mess to now?

35.25岁未婚，前途无量！
35. 25 years old and unmarried, the future is boundless!

36.选择题做错，零分！
36. If you make a mistake on a multiple-choice question, you get zero points!

37.你怎么连犯罪的天赋都没有？不惜一切代价就是不惜一切代价，要么日后牢里见……
37. How can you not even have the talent for crime? “At all costs” means at all costs. Otherwise, see you in jail later…

38.精神要更强大一些，但通往精神的路很多，物质是其中一部分。
38. The spirit should be stronger, but there are many paths to the spirit. Material things are just a part of it.

40.一个人的伟大，并不是说你为社会作出了多少贡献，你多有成就，而在你面对诱惑的时候，懂得放弃。
40. A person’s greatness is not about how much contribution you have made to society or how accomplished you are, but about knowing how to give up when facing temptation.

41.爱她就让她为你生个孩子，然后用两个人的血浇灌同一棵花朵。这样，我们就永远不会分开了。
41. If you love her, let her have a child for you, and then water the same flower with the blood of both. In this way, we will never be apart.

42.只要是钱能解决的问题，就不是问题！
42. As long as money can solve the problem, it’s not a problem!

43.人之所以慷慨，是因为他拥有的比挥霍的多。人把慷慨当做一种赞美，但并不是每一个人，都能做到这一点，尤其是对不相干的人。
43. People are generous because they have more than they spend. People praise generosity, but not everyone can do it, especially for strangers.

44.现在的社会太现实太残酷了，没有人再认为亲情是重要的了。但我告诉你，凡是钱能解决的问题，就不是大问题。
44. Nowadays, society is too realistic and cruel. No one thinks family affection is important anymore. But I tell you, as long as money can solve the problem, it’s not a big problem.

45.你跟小贝都没有错，错的是你们的人生阅历和你们的人生经历，还没有让你们看穿这一点。
45. Neither you nor Xiaobei are wrong. It’s just that your life experiences and personal history haven’t allowed you to see through this point yet.

46.人的贪念就在于得到的太容易。
46. The root of human greed lies in getting things too easily.

47.每个男人都希望有辆陆虎，（抵得上海藻老板那奥迪的3倍有余），在城里呆久了，开着它在草原上驰骋、飞奔。
47. Every man dreams of having a Land Rover (worth more than three times the Audi of Guan’s boss), and after living in the city for a long time, driving it to gallop and run on the grasslands.

48.如果时光可以倒流，我会带着你们过另一种生活，不要太多的钱，每天去菜场斤斤计较，为文、评职称而与人争得面红耳赤，也为女儿考不上好学校而心焦。也许，这样，才是一种幸福的生活，而我以前并没有意识到。
48. If time could go back, I would lead you to a different kind of life, without too much money, haggling at the vegetable market every day, arguing with people for literature and titles, and worrying about our daughter not getting into a good school. Maybe this is a happy life, which I didn’t realize before.

49.你借钱的理由很充分，很打动我，给我一个机会，让我来帮你解决这个不算是烦恼的问题。
49. Your reason for borrowing money is very convincing and touching. Give me a chance to help you solve this problem that’s not really a worry.

50.我已经过了为钱烦恼的年龄了，钱对我来说只是一个工具，不是最终目的。我已经不需要金钱来装裱自己了，所以说钱对我没有什么根本意义。
50. I have already passed the age of worrying about money. Money is just a tool for me, not the ultimate goal. I don’t need money to decorate myself anymore, so money has no fundamental meaning to me.
蔡康永语录
Cai Kangyong’s Quotes

1.评判幸福与否的一个重要标准不是说是否能拥有什么，而是是否能拒绝什么。
1. An important criterion for judging happiness is not whether you can have something, but whether you can refuse something.

2.有时候，我伸出手去借一点这余烬的温暖，有时候，我用眼睛见证这余烬覆盖的繁华。
2. Sometimes, I reach out to borrow a little warmth from the dying embers; sometimes, I witness the prosperity covered by the dying embers with my eyes.

3.幸福感的一个标准，是可不可以常常保持对不喜欢的事情说不要。
3. A criterion for happiness is whether you can often say “no” to things you dislike.

4.你不必假装有深度，只要懂得欣赏别人的深度，已经是 一种美德了。
4. You don’t have to pretend to be profound; appreciating the depth of others is already a virtue.

5.人生没有信仰，既不可怜，也没有可骄傲的，只是没有这个需求罢了。
5. Having no faith in life is neither pitiful nor praiseworthy; it’s just a lack of that need.

6.有些人，我们把他留在回忆里，是为了要藉由他们，来怀念当时的自己。
6. Some people, we keep them in our memories to miss ourselves at that time through them.

7.你恋爱了，只是你爱的人，有时并不真的存在。他可能只是一堵无辜的白墙，被你狂热的，把你心里最嚮往的爱情电影，全部在他身上投影一遍。
7. You’re in love, but the person you love may not really exist. They might just be an innocent white wall, on which you project all your most yearned-for love movies狂热地.

8.容易发怒的意思就是：别人做了蠢事，然后我们代替他们，表现出笨蛋的样子。
8. Being easily angered means: someone does a stupid thing, and then we take their place and act like fools.

9.别人骂你一句，你会骂他一句，这叫吵架。别人赞美你一句，你回一句赞美，这叫社交。
9. When someone insults you, you insult them back; that’s called arguing. When someone praises you, and you return the praise, that’s called socializing.

10.重复的事，一定很无聊吗？太阳每天升起一次，降下一次，确实是非常重复的事，但我还是动不动就被日出和夕阳给打动啊。
10. Are repetitive things necessarily boring? The sun rises and sets once every day, which is indeed a very repetitive event, but I am still often moved by the sunrise and sunset.

11.你以为你喜欢的人就是你喜欢的人吗，喜欢从来都是误会。
11. Do you really think the person you like is the person you like? Liking someone has always been a misunderstanding.

12.镜子很脏的时候，我们并不会误以为是自己的脸脏；那为什么别人随口说出糟糕的话时，我们要觉得糟糕的是我们自己？
12. When the mirror is dirty, we don’t mistake our face for being dirty; so why, when someone casually says something terrible, do we think we are terrible?

13.除非那人，可以使你比单身时过得更好，不然何必为了那人脱离单身。
13. Unless that person can make your life better than when you were single, why leave single life for them?

14.人不要太任性，因为你是活给未来的你。不要让未来的你讨厌现在的你。
14. Don’t be too willful because you live for your future self. Don’t let your future self dislike your current self.

15.如果什么都不坚持只是一味的让步，那怎么会叫“妥协”？那叫“放弃”。
15. If you don’t insist on anything and just keep giving in, how can that be called “compromise”? That’s called “giving up.”

16.每做一事，最好只追求一个最在乎的目标，其余都可让步，这样达成目标的机会才高。
16. When doing something, it’s best to pursue only one most important goal, and be willing to compromise on everything else. This way, the chances of achieving the goal are higher.

17.我们哭了，才知道这就是伤心；我们跌倒，才知道这就是痛；我们爱了，才知道这就是爱。
17. We cry, and then we know this is sadness; we fall, and then we know this is pain; we love, and then we know this is love.

18.说话是一件靠自己用点心，就可以不断进步的事。而把话说好，收获最大，当然也是我们自己。
18. Speaking is something you can constantly improve by putting in a little effort. And speaking well brings the greatest rewards, of course, to ourselves.

19.批评的目的在于打动对方，使得对方能认识到自己的错误，回到正确的轨道上，而不是贬低对方。
19. The purpose of criticism is to touch the other person, making them realize their mistakes and get back on the right track, rather than belittling them.

20.预先把事情想到最惨，然后决定，那就算了吧，这是悲观。预先把事情想到最惨，然后决定，最惨也就这样，这是乐观。
20. Thinking of things as the worst in advance and then deciding, forget it, that’s pessimism. Thinking of things as the worst in advance and then deciding, this is as bad as it gets, that’s optimism.

21.我们有时候，感觉眼前的山谷好深，迎面刮来的风好强，我们忽然有了鹰的觉悟，于是，对爱展开翅膀，纵身跃去，放手一搏。
21. Sometimes we feel the valley in front of us is so deep, and the wind blowing towards us is so strong. We suddenly have the awareness of an eagle, so we spread our wings for love, leap, and take a chance.

22.人不要太任性，因为你是活给未来的你。不要让未来的你讨厌现在的你。
22. Don’t be too willful because you live for your future self. Don’t let your future self dislike your current self.

23.我并没有喜欢哪一种类型的人。如果我喜欢你，我喜欢的就只是你。
23. I don’t have a preference for any particular type of person. If I like you, what I like is just you.

24.恋爱最珍贵的纪念物, 是你留在我身上的如同河川留给地形的， 那些你对我，造成的改变。
24. The most precious souvenir of love is the changes you’ve made in me, like the way rivers leave their mark on the landscape.

25.对于幸福感高低的一个重要的判断标准是，可不可以常常保持对很多不喜欢的事情说不要。
25. An important criterion for judging one’s level of happiness is the ability to often say no to many things they dislike.

26.在说话之时，所有我们嫌弃别人、觉得别人表现得很差的部分，往往都是我们自己的问题。
26. When speaking, all the parts we dislike about others and think they perform poorly are often our own issues.

27.幸福没有一定的样子，因为幸福不是量产的。幸福是，每个人自己、边做边学、手工制作的。
27. Happiness has no fixed appearance because it is not mass-produced. Happiness is something each person creates on their own, learning and making it as they go.

28.留一点空当，让听的人消化，只要你的话值得一听，不用担心，对方一样会见识到你威力的。
28. Leave some space for the listener to digest. If your words are worth listening to, don’t worry, they will still appreciate your power.

29.如果只看合乎自己口味的书，那你永远只能知道你已经知道的事。
29. If you only read books that suit your taste, you will never learn anything new; you will only know what you already knew.

30.将来的你一定会感激现在拼命的自己。
30. Your future self will be grateful for the hard work you put in now.

31.在爱情里面，你竭尽所能地付出，有时只会换来竭尽所能的嫌弃。
31. In love, sometimes you give your all, only to receive rejection in return.

32.要分手就分手吧，不用说什么你配不上我这种话，我们又不是手机和充电器。
32. If you want to break up, just break up. There’s no need to say things like “you don’t deserve me.” We’re not phones and chargers.

33.你要把你的未来，全部通通交给他。你这是爱？还是懒？
33. Are you giving your entire future to him because you love him, or because you’re lazy?

34.除非那人，可以使你比单身时过得更好，不然何必为了那人脱离单身。
34. Unless that person can make your life better than when you were single, why bother leaving the single life for them?

35.你很重要，因为你就是你能拥有的全部。你存在，整个世界才存在。你看得到阳光，整个世界才看得到阳光。你失去平衡，世界就失去平衡。你消失，世界就消失。所以你很重要，你就是你能拥有的全部。
35. You are important because you are all you have. You exist, and the whole world exists. When you see the sunlight, the whole world sees the sunlight. When you lose balance, the world loses balance. When you disappear, the world disappears. So you are important, because you are all you have.

36.有时候，在恋情都已经结束了很久以后，我们才渐渐醒悟原来那时候我们爱那个人的方式，错了。然后，我们就忽然很想把那个人找回来，重新再爱一遍。
36. Sometimes, long after a relationship has ended, we gradually realize that the way we loved that person back then was wrong. Then, we suddenly want to find that person and love them all over again.

37.当我单向的爱着你的时候，我只好是太阳，我依靠我自己的光支撑。等到我终于也被你爱着的时候，我休息变成月亮，我依靠你的光，确认我存在。
37. When I loved you unilaterally, I had to be the sun, relying on my own light to sustain myself. When I was finally loved by you, I became the moon, relying on your light to confirm my existence.

38.你以为你对他的想念，已经到了极致了，已经不可能想念得更多了，结果，在某一个意想不到的时刻，你又成功的，比原来想他的程度，再更多想念他一点点。
38. You think your longing for him has reached its peak, that it couldn’t possibly be any stronger. Yet, at an unexpected moment, you find yourself missing him just a little bit more than before.

39.你说什么样的话，你就是什么样的人。
39. The words you speak define the person you are.

40.如果永远只看合乎你想法的书，你永远只会知道你已经知道的事。
40. If you only read books that confirm your ideas, you will never learn anything new; you will only know what you already knew.

41.讲话时最好自觉的降低音量 , 不光是因为太大声会吵到别人 , 而是因为如果一个人连自己的音量都控制不好, 会让别人很难信任你其他各方面的能力。
41. When speaking, it’s best to consciously lower your volume. It’s not just because being too loud disturbs others, but also because if someone can’t control their own volume, it makes others find it hard to trust their other abilities.

42.你不是英国女王，离场不必惊动大家。
42. You are not the Queen of England; you don’t need to make a grand exit.

43.适度的挑衅，绝对能让谈话热络。因为每个人都希望自己的意见被重视，被探讨，而不是被一个没有原则的人点头称是，敷衍了事。
43. Moderate provocation can definitely make a conversation lively. Because everyone wants their opinions to be valued and discussed, rather than being nodded and appeased by a person without principles.

44.有些人的生命没有风景，是因为他只在别人造好的、最方便的水管里流过来流过去。你不要理那些水管，你要真的流经一个又一个风景，你才会是一条河。
44. Some people’s lives have no scenery because they only flow back and forth in the most convenient pipelines created by others. Don’t pay attention to those pipelines; you need to truly flow through one scenery after another to become a river.

45.少给别人找麻烦的办法，就是把麻烦在自己手里解决掉。
45. The way to cause less trouble for others is to solve the trouble in your own hands.

46.幸福感的一个标准，是可不可以常常保持对不喜欢的事情说不要。
46. A criterion for happiness is whether you can often say no to things you dislike.

47.把无谓的胜利留给对方，懂得认输的人会说话。
47. Leave meaningless victories to the other party; those who know how to admit defeat are good at speaking.

48.蝴蝶这样美丽，蜘蛛看着，爱上了蝴蝶。蜘蛛忍不住在网上织出一句又一句「我爱你」，织成了森林中最美的一张网。蝴蝶很感动， 快乐的降落在网上，就被黏住，怎么挣扎都动不了，力气用完，蝴蝶就死掉了，死在无数句「我爱你」上面。蜘蛛看着眼前的这一幕， 不能明白发生了什么事情。 —-《康永，没人在乎的小报导》
48. The butterfly was so beautiful that the spider, watching it, fell in love. The spider couldn’t help but weave “I love you” over and over again on the web, creating the most beautiful web in the forest. The butterfly was touched and happily landed on the web, only to be stuck and unable to move no matter how hard it struggled. After exhausting its strength, the butterfly died, right on the countless “I love you” words. The spider, watching the scene before its eyes, couldn’t understand what had happened. —-From “Kang Yong, the Unconcerned News Report”

49.他们爱说「我从不去那种地方」,「我从不想那种事」,「我从不和那种人做朋友」。他们自认有原则, 但其实他们只是很害怕, 他们害怕 “ 改变 ” 。他们只愿死守住 不知谁硬塞给他们的那些没意思的想法, 过一辈子。唉, 做为植物的蒲公英, 都比他们勇敢啊, 敢让种籽飞翔去流浪。 —-《康永，给残酷社会的善意短信》
49. They love to say “I never go to such places,” “I never think about such things,” “I never befriend such people.” They consider themselves principled, but in fact, they are just very afraid. They fear “change.” They would rather stick to the uninteresting ideas that someone else has forced upon them and live their whole lives. Alas, even the plant dandelion is braver than them, daring to let its seeds fly away and wander. —-From “Kang Yong’s Kind Messages for a Cruel Society”

50.用了作不路边原谅，路边起以算了。我们没第小眼学久了的时候到天下觉得累了，我们跟自己说算了。我们于生有原谅对过觉，于生有气不一个错误十向只月中于了作学之求多小眼到原谅。我们只是累了，主第到天来想就种才还用算了，小眼到外风替我们把这件生这情撤销抹除，不表示我们该原谅。 —-《奇葩说》
50. We forgive by the roadside and let it go. When we have been learning for a long time and feel tired, we tell ourselves to let it go. We have forgiven and forgotten the past, and we have learned to forgive the mistakes of the past. We just get tired and want the wind to erase the feelings for us, but that doesn’t mean we should forgive. —-From “Qi Pa Shuo”

51.生种而来眼学的痛苦折磨得生种而来眼学快死了，生种而来眼学不着格觉得这种痛苦是“可替代”的。你这眼学是每讲，安慰不了生种而来眼学。 —-《蔡康永的说病轻只把成道》
51. The pain and torment from birth make people feel they are dying, and they can’t be consoled by words. —-From “Cai Kangyong’s Light Talk on Illness”

52.把对方看在眼里，放在心里。交谈时不时地望著对方，带一点点观察，让对望充分感觉到，她在你眼中的存在。让对方觉得被重视。 —-《蔡康永的说话之道》
52. Keep the other person in your eyes and in your heart. Occasionally look at the other person during a conversation, with a little observation, allowing them to fully feel their presence in your eyes. Make the other person feel valued. —-From “Cai Kangyong’s Art of Speaking”

53.得么主如中却的好打人相是，和有个人大作叫实一在自己的得么主如中却每叫要有格过风为么每叫要有格过风。和有个人大作想聊自己的感觉。我们和有次想说“我”时，尽量改成“你”或“要而却都”，主没自对再种能种别畅所欲言吧！ —-《蔡康永的说就子好打人大道》
53. It’s good to focus on others and talk about their feelings. When we want to say “I,” try to change it to “you” or “we,” so that others can express themselves more freely! —-From “Cai Kangyong’s Great Way of Speaking Well”

54.你的成长，如星上升。更多旅程，俟君发以时利也征。
54. Your growth rises like a star. More journeys await you in due time.

55.请避免在和新对笑样交对声要没时，下而说前得夫得的坏来下，将是第为一为们可以预感到：有一得夫得她得夫得，你也主作能这出可有还讲一为们 —-《蔡康永说来下还别时主事去道》
55. Please avoid talking negatively about your ex when interacting with someone new, as we can sense: if there’s someone who constantly speaks ill of their ex, you might also become a topic of conversation for them. —- “Cai Kangyong on How to Speak When Saying Goodbye”

56.你的人生就是你的，你感觉到风时，风才在吹；你把宇宙放在你的心里，宇宙才存在。其他的别人替你决定的、别人替你相信的、别人替你承认的，你也许要背负，但时候到了，你也可以放下。
56. Your life is your own. The wind only exists when you feel it blowing; the universe only exists when you place it in your heart. Other things that others decide for you, believe for you, or accept for you, you may have to bear, but when the time comes, you can also let them go.

57.烂学校只会考验我们的耐心，好学校才能考验我们的梦想和热情。
57. Bad schools only test our patience, while good schools can test our dreams and passion.

58.如何使用生命，简称使命。
58. How to use life, also known as one’s mission.

59.遇到对方提起了一个你完全不想接的话题，不要急着反抗，而是轻巧的把对方热衷的话题连接到一个很生活的方向，就行了。
59. When encountering a topic that you don’t want to engage in, don’t rush to resist, but instead, skillfully connect the topic they are passionate about to a more everyday direction, and that’s enough.

60.希望我们都继续像月亮，偶尔安慰一些寂寞的人。
60. I hope we can all continue to be like the moon, occasionally comforting those who are lonely.

61.我并没有喜欢哪一种类型的人 。如果我喜欢你，我喜欢的就只是你。
61. I don’t particularly like a certain type of person. If I like you, it’s just you that I like.

62.把无谓的胜利留给对方，懂得认输的人会说话。 —-《蔡康永的说话之道》
62. Leave the unnecessary victories to the other party; those who know how to admit defeat can speak well. —- “Cai Kangyong’s Art of Speaking”

63.知足是美德吗？成子看你的知足是哪一种，如果你感到知足了就，对生一多更有和用往下发想，作成你的知足好作是积极的，如果你说你只之如知足，说完了就，样才们对生一多越来越提不起劲来上，作成你的知足好作是消极的，这种知足最好免了
63. Is contentment a virtue? It depends on the type of contentment you have. If you feel content and it makes you more positive and motivated in life, then your contentment is positive. If you just say you are content and then become increasingly uninterested in life, your contentment is negative, and it’s best to avoid it.

64.那个年代， 尚无手机， 比较便于， 不经意的， 失去联络， 遗失彼此。
64. Back in those days, there were no mobile phones, making it easier to accidentally lose contact and lose each other.

65.这句话说的太漂亮，让人喝彩：你以为你喜欢的人就是你喜欢的人吗，喜欢从来都是误会。 —-《奇葩说》
65. This sentence is so beautiful that it deserves applause: “Do you really think the person you like is the one you like? Liking someone is always a misunderstanding.” —- “Qipa Talk”

66.谈过的恋爱，你都将不风可我像剪掉的头发，风一吹，如用声每飘样一了。 —-《爱了如用声每风可我了和不过来》
66. The relationships you’ve had will be like my hair that has been cut off; once the wind blows, it will float away as if it never existed. —- “Loved and Gone with the Wind”

67.爱人就该懒惰。身为别人的爱人，我们要勤于练习我们的懒惰——不该看见的事，我们就看不见；不必记住的事，我们就记不住；即使追究了也毫无意义的事，我们就非常懒得去追究。 —-《再错也要谈恋爱》
67. Lovers should be lazy. As someone’s lover, we should be diligent in practicing our laziness - we won’t see things we shouldn’t, remember things we don’t need to, and we will be very lazy in pursuing things that are meaningless even if we do. —- “Even If It’s Wrong, We Should Still Be in Love”

68.纽约人很多都很不耐烦，你要掏心掏肺，他们不一定有那个心情听呢。 —-《LA流浪记》
68. Many people in New York are impatient; if you bare your soul to them, they may not be in the mood to listen. —- “LA Wandering Chronicles”

69.女生为什么不适合追男生？女生太专情。 —-《奇葩说Ⅱ女生该不该主动追男生》
69. Why are girls not suitable for chasing boys? Girls are too dedicated. —- “Qipa Talk II: Should Girls Take the Initiative to Chase Boys?”

70.两个人在一起后，彼此感到幻灭，但仍然在一起。这就是爱的第二阶段了吧。互相放心了，不必再装了。
70. When two people are together and feel disillusioned with each other, but still choose to be together, that is the second stage of love, right? They feel at ease with each other and no longer need to pretend.

71.“有些厕所能够得到五颗星的评鉴，有些却只能得到两颗半……” 他翻着那份杂志对全国名厕所的评鉴报告，显出很感慨的样子—— “整个宇宙充满了竞争，即使身为厕所也无法避免，这就是人生。” —-《你睡不著我受不了》
71. “Some toilets can get a five-star rating, while others can only get two and a half…” He flipped through the magazine with the national toilet ratings report, looking very sentimental - “The entire universe is full of competition; even as a toilet, it cannot avoid it. This is life.” —- “If You Can’t Sleep, I Can’t Stand It”

72.我并没有喜欢哪一种类型的人。如果我喜欢你，我喜欢的就只是你。
72. I don’t particularly like a certain type of person. If I like you, it’s just you that I like.

73.将来的你一定会感激现在拼命的自己。
73. Your future self will definitely be grateful for the hard work you put in now.

74.如果想念你，他会找；如果想要你，他会说；如果在乎你，他会真情流露；如果这些都没发生，那么他就不劳你费心了。
74. If he misses you, he will search; if he wants you, he will say; if he cares for you, he will show his true feelings. If none of these happen, then you don’t need to worry about him.

75.容易发怒的意思就是：别人做了蠢事，然后我们代替他们，表现出笨蛋的样子。
75. Being easily angered means: others do foolish things, and then we take their place and act like fools.

76.你越会说话，别人就越快乐，别人越快乐，就会越喜欢你；别人越喜欢你，你得到的帮助就越多，你会越快乐。
76. The more eloquent you are, the happier others will be. The happier others are, the more they will like you. The more they like you, the more help you will receive, and the happier you will be.

77.没有失恋过的人，对我来说，是另一个世界的人。
77. People who have never experienced heartbreak are, to me, from another world.

78.如果只看合乎自己口味的书，那你永远只能知道你已经知道的事。
78. If you only read books that suit your taste, you will never learn anything new, only what you already know.

79.你说什么样的话，你就是什么样的人。
79. The words you speak define the person you are.

80.有些人的生命没有风景，是因为他只在别人造好的、最方便的水管里流过来流过去。你不要理那些水管，你要真的流经一个又一个风景，你才会是一条河。
80. Some people’s lives have no scenery because they only flow through the most convenient pipelines created by others. Don’t pay attention to those pipelines; instead, truly experience one scenery after another, and you will become a river.

81.我不是因为喜欢你而同性恋，也不是因为同性恋而喜欢你，我只是喜欢上了一个人，而我们恰好是同性。
81. I’m not gay because I like you, nor do I like you because I’m gay. I simply fell in love with a person, and we just happen to be of the same sex.

82.你的人生就是你的，你感觉到风时，风才在吹；你把宇宙放在你的心里，宇宙才存在。其他的别人替你决定的、别人替你相信的、别人替你承认的，你也许要背负，但时候到了，你也可以放下。
82. Your life is your own. The wind only blows when you feel it; the universe only exists when you keep it in your heart. Other things that others decide for you, believe for you, or admit for you, you may have to bear, but when the time comes, you can also let them go.

83.少给别人找麻烦的办法，就是把麻烦在自己手里解决掉。
83. The best way to cause less trouble for others is to solve the problems in your own hands.

84.不恋爱，不会死，但，爱了，就会活过来。
84. Not being in love won’t kill you, but once you are in love, you will come back to life.

85.幸福感的一个标准，是可不可以常常保持对不喜欢的事情说不要。——蔡康永
85. A criterion for happiness is being able to often say no to things you dislike. – Cai Kangyong

86.遇到对方提起了一个你完全不想接的话题，不要急着反抗，而是轻巧的把对方热衷的话题连接到一个很生活的方向，就行了。——蔡康永
86. When the other party brings up a topic you don’t want to engage in, don’t rush to resist. Instead, skillfully connect their passionate topic to a more everyday direction, and that’s enough. – Cai Kangyong

87.如何使用生命，简称使命。——蔡康永
87. How to use life is简称使命. – Cai Kangyong

88.选择我爱的人是给自己制造伤口，选择爱我的人是给自己一副盔甲。——蔡康永
88. Choosing the person you love is creating a wound for yourself; choosing the person who loves you is giving yourself a suit of armor. – Cai Kangyong

89.美好的人，并不是那么难遇到。难遇到的，是美好而且深爱我们的人。因为深爱，我们才得以享有体会进而理解他们的美好，他们的不为外人所知的美好。——蔡康永
89. It’s not difficult to meet wonderful people. What’s hard to encounter is a wonderful person who deeply loves us. Because of their deep love, we can enjoy, experience, and understand their beauty, the beauty that is unknown to others. – Cai Kangyong

90.人和人的相遇都只有一段，我会错过我的，你也会错过你的，公平。——蔡康永
90. The encounters between people are all temporary. I will miss mine, and you will miss yours. It’s fair. – Cai Kangyong

91.“正在做的事情”本身就很有趣，沉默反而比喋喋不休更丰富，更值得回味。——蔡康永
91. “What you are doing” is interesting in itself. Silence is richer and more memorable than endless chatter. – Cai Kangyong

92.要分手就分手吧，不用说什么你配不上我这种话，我们又不是手机和充电器。
92. If you want to break up, just break up. There’s no need to say things like you don’t match me. We’re not phones and chargers.

93.你要把你的未来，全部通通交给他。你这是爱？还是懒？
93. Are you handing over your entire future to him? Is this love, or is it laziness?

94.你恋爱了，只是你爱的人，有时并不真的存在。他可能只是一堵无辜的白墙，被你狂热的，把你心里最向往的爱情电影，全部在他身上投影一遍。
94. You’re in love, but sometimes the person you love doesn’t really exist. They might just be an innocent white wall, on which you project all the romantic movies in your heart passionately.

95.重复的事，一定很无聊吗？ 太阳每天升起一次，降下一次，确实是非常重覆的事， 但我还是动不动就被日出和夕阳给打动啊。
95. Is repetition necessarily boring? The sun rises and sets every day, which is indeed a repetitive event, but I am still often moved by the sunrise and sunset.

96.你很重要，因为你就是你能拥有的全部。你存在，整个世界才存在。你看得到阳光，整个世界才看得到阳光。你失去平衡，世界就失去平衡。你消失，世界就消失。所以你很重要，你就是你能拥有的全部。
96. You are important because you are all you have. You exist, and the whole world exists. You see the sunlight, and the whole world sees the sunlight. If you lose balance, the world loses balance. If you disappear, the world disappears. So you are important, you are all you have.

97.如果永远只看合乎你想法的书，你永远只会知道你已经知道的事。
97. If you only read books that conform to your ideas, you will only know what you already know.

98.镜子很脏的时候，我们并不会误以为是自己的脸脏；那为什么别人随口说出糟糕的话时，我们要觉得糟糕的是我们自己？
98. When a mirror is dirty, we don’t mistake our face for being dirty; so why do we feel bad about ourselves when someone else says something terrible casually?

99.你不是英国女王，离场不必惊动大家。
99. You are not the Queen of England; you don’t need to make a scene when you leave.

100.适度的挑衅，绝对能让谈话热络。因为每个人都希望自己的意见被重视，被探讨，而不是被一个没有原则的人点头称是，敷衍了事。
100. Moderate provocation can definitely make a conversation lively. Because everyone wants their opinions to be valued and discussed, rather than being blindly agreed upon by someone without principles.

101.把无谓的胜利留给对方，懂得认输的人会说话。
101. Leave unnecessary victories to the other party; those who know how to admit defeat are good at communication.

102.烂学校只会考验我们的耐心，好学校才能考验我们的梦想和热情。
102. Bad schools only test our patience, while good schools can test our dreams and passion.

103.会在乎青春的人，就势必已经不在青春里了；会察觉自己在流浪的人，就势必将要结束流浪。
103. If you care about youth, you must no longer be in your youth; if you realize you are wandering, you are about to end your wandering.

104.把对方看在眼里，放在心里。交谈时不时地望著对方，带一点点观察，让对望充分感觉到，她在你眼中的存在。让对方觉得被重视。
104. Keep the other person in your eyes and in your heart. Look at them from time to time during the conversation, with a little observation, letting them fully feel their existence in your eyes. Make them feel valued.

105.爱情是否被高估，那大概要看这个人是站在人生的高处还是低谷吧？如果正好是站在人生的高处，大概会觉得爱情没有那么高；而如果不小心站到人生的低谷，大概会希望爱情从上面伸出手来，将自己拉上去。
105. Whether love is overrated probably depends on whether a person is at the peak or the valley of their life. If they happen to be at the peak, they might think love is not that high; while if they accidentally find themselves at the valley, they might hope love will reach out a hand from above and pull them up.

106.评判幸福与否的一个重要标准不是说是否能拥有什么，而是是否能拒绝什么。
106. An important criterion for judging happiness is not whether you can possess something, but whether you can refuse something.

107.想成为别人心中的天使？想被人重视？你不妨练习设置障碍，别老是扮演呼之即来、挥之即去的角色，你又不是别人桌上现成的苹果。
107. Want to be an angel in others’ hearts? Want to be valued? You might as well practice setting obstacles and not always play the role of someone who is easily summoned and dismissed. You are not an apple readily available on someone else’s table.

108.人生本来就是矛盾组成的，所以我觉得人格分裂是比较正常的状况，我们永远都应该处于着一种不太舒服的、对自己不断的觉醒，而不是觉得自己已经完整圆融到什么都懂、什么都了解的地步。
108. Life is made up of contradictions, so I think personality schizophrenia is a relatively normal condition. We should always be in a state of discomfort and constant self-awareness, rather than feeling complete and knowledgeable about everything.

109.不用在这些节日，特别对我说：你爱我的。当你说出你爱我的那一日，那一日就是，我的节日。最深沉的爱，总是风雨兼程；最浓厚的情，总是冷暖与共。
109. There’s no need to say “you love me” on these holidays. The day you say you love me is my holiday. The deepest love always goes through wind and rain; the strongest affection always shares the ups and downs.

110.不要轻易拒绝让你自己感觉到自己有多好的机会。
110. Don’t easily refuse opportunities that make you feel how good you are.

111.我并不要你昏迷，我只要你脆弱。脆弱但是清醒，这样你才能明白我的苦心，接受我的好心。
111. I don’t want you to be unconscious; I just want you to be vulnerable. Vulnerable but awake, so that you can understand my kindness and accept my good intentions.

112.你老是觉得你是可怜虫，别人都在欺负你，你确实就会常常说出可怜虫心态的话。但不只如此，反过来也一样：你每句话都说可怜虫才会说的话，说久了，你就会是可怜虫。
112. If you always think of yourself as a poor creature and that others are bullying you, you will often speak with the mentality of a poor creature. But not only that, the other way around is also true: if you keep speaking the way a poor creature would, eventually you will become one.

113.两个人在一起后，彼此感到幻灭，但仍然在一起。这就是爱的第二阶段了吧。互相放心了，不必再装了。
113. When two people are together and feel disillusioned with each other, but still stay together, that must be the second stage of love. They are at ease with each other and no longer need to pretend.

114.你没有上进心不是过错，但你没有上进心会错过。
114. Not having ambition is not a fault, but without ambition, you will miss out.

115.请避免在和新对象交往时，常说前任的坏话，因为他们可以预感到：有一天，你也会这样讲他们。
115. Please avoid speaking ill of your ex-partners when you are in a new relationship, as they can foresee that one day, you will do the same to them.

116.我无意中流浪到他的人生里去，而他则一直在他自己的人生里流浪。
116. I unintentionally wandered into his life, while he has always been wandering in his own life.

117.等候上菜的时间，超过了真正进食的时间。等候雨来的时间，超过了雨落下的时间。而等候爱的时间，远远超过了真正恋爱的时间。
117. The time spent waiting for food to be served surpasses the time spent actually eating. The time spent waiting for rain to come surpasses the time the rain falls. And the time spent waiting for love far exceeds the time spent actually being in love.

118.人生凡有疆界之处，皆为牢狱。
118. Wherever there are boundaries in life, there are prisons.

119.重复，一定无聊吗？太阳每天升起，每天落下，不断重复，但日出和日落，仍然永远是最动人的事啊。
119. Is repetition necessarily boring? The sun rises and sets every day, repeating the same cycle, yet sunrises and sunsets remain the most touching events.

120.在爱情里面，你竭尽所能地付出，有时只会换来竭尽所能的嫌弃。
120. In love, you give your all, but sometimes it only brings about the other’s utmost disdain.

121.人生何必如初见， 但求相看两不厌。
121. There is no need for life to be like the first encounter; it is enough to not grow tired of each other.

122.人不要太任性，因为你是活给未来的你。不要让未来的你讨厌现在的你。
122. Do not be too willful, for you are living for your future self. Do not let your future self dislike your current self.

123.除非那人，可以使你比单身时过得更好，不然何必为了那人脱离单身。
123. Unless someone can make your life better than when you were single, why leave the single life for them?

124.别人骂你一句，你会骂他一句，这叫吵架。别人赞美你一句，你回一句赞美，这叫社交。
124. When someone insults you, and you insult them back, that is called an argument. When someone praises you, and you return the praise, that is called socializing.

125.在恋爱中受到的每一次伤害，是不是如同木头石头被雕刻时 所承受的每一刀，最后终于会 把隐藏在我们里面的那个 更值得鉴赏的自己、逐步的显现在对方的眼前。——蔡康永
125. Every time you are hurt in love, is it like the strokes of a chisel on wood and stone, gradually revealing the more admirable self hidden within us to our partners? — Cai Kangyong

126.所有这些高高在上的，类似神明、君王、老大、总裁，是不跟你谈心诉苦的。反之，会跟你诉苦的，才把你当平等的人看待的、才是愿意跟你交朋友的。——蔡康永
126. Those who are high and mighty, like gods, kings, bosses, and CEOs, do not share their troubles with you. On the contrary, those who are willing to share their sorrows with you treat you as an equal and are willing to be friends with you. — Cai Kangyong

127.人这么喜欢自己的名字，当别人给你写电子邮件、跟你讲电话时，如果三不五时提起你的名字，你专心而且认同的程度都会因此大大提高。——蔡康永
127. People love their names so much that when others mention your name in emails or phone calls, your level of attention and agreement will greatly increase. — Cai Kangyong

128.我们哭了，才知道这就是伤心；我们跌倒，才知道这就是痛；我们爱了，才知道这就是爱。——蔡康永
128. We cry and then know that this is sadness; we fall and then know that this is pain; we love and then know that this is love. — Cai Kangyong

129.以为被爱了，结果不是的，这样可以去哪个单位申诉吗？——蔡康永
129. If you think you are loved, but you are not, where can you file a complaint? — Cai Kangyong

130.爱人就该懒惰。身为别人的爱人，我们要勤于练习我们的懒惰。不该看见的事，我们就看不见；不必记住的事，我们就记不住；即使追究了也毫无意义的事，我们就非常懒得去追究。——蔡康永
130. Lovers should be lazy. As someone’s lover, we should be diligent in practicing our laziness. We will not see what we should not see; we will not remember what we do not need to remember; and we will be very lazy in pursuing things that are meaningless even if we do. — Cai Kangyong

131.有快乐就有痛苦，没有痛过的快乐就不值钱。痛过才有的快乐，叫做“痛快”。——蔡康永
131. There is pain in happiness, and happiness without pain is worthless. Happiness that has been through pain is called “thrilling.” — Cai Kangyong

132.人生前期越嫌麻烦，越懒得学，后来就越可能错过让你动心的人和事，错过新风景。——蔡康永
132. The more trouble you avoid and the lazier you are to learn in the early stages of life, the more likely you are to miss the people and things that move your heart, and miss new scenery. — Cai Kangyong

133.少给别人找麻烦的方法，就是把麻烦在自己手上就解决掉。别人并不是为了伺候你而存在的。——蔡康永
133. The best way to avoid causing trouble for others is to solve the trouble yourself. Others are not here to serve you. — Cai Kangyong

134.有时候，在恋情都已经结束了很久以后，我们才渐渐醒悟原来那时候我们爱那个人的方式，错了。然后，我们就忽然很想把那个人找回来，重新再爱一遍。
134. Sometimes, it takes a long time after a relationship has ended for us to realize that the way we loved that person was wrong. Then, we suddenly want to find that person back and love them all over again.

135.这句话说的太漂亮，让人喝彩：你以为你喜欢的人就是你喜欢的人吗，喜欢从来都是误会。
135. This sentence is so beautiful that it deserves applause: Do you think the person you like is the person you like? Liking has always been a misunderstanding.

136.你以为你对他的想念，已经到了极致了，已经不可能想念得更多了，结果，在某一个意想不到的时刻，你又成功的，比原来想他的程度，再更多想念他一点点。
136. You think your longing for him has reached its peak, and it’s impossible to miss him more, but at an unexpected moment, you successfully miss him just a little bit more than before.

137.当我单向的爱着你的时候，我只好是太阳，我依靠我自己的光支撑。等到我终于也被你爱着的时候，我休息变成月亮，我依靠你的光，确认我存在。
137. When I loved you unilaterally, I had to be the sun, relying on my own light to support myself. When I was finally loved by you, I rested and became the moon, relying on your light to confirm my existence.

138.谈过的恋爱，并不会像剪掉的头发，风一吹就飘走了。 谈过的恋爱，会变成叶片上的纹脉、脚踝上的微血管， 贮存记忆、维持生命，难以察觉，但一直存在。——蔡康永
138. Past relationships do not disappear like cut hair, blown away by the wind. They become the veins on leaves and the capillaries on ankles, storing memories and sustaining life, hard to detect but always there. — Cai Kangyong

139.话题卡住了，就换话题，不要恋栈，用力挽留，另开一个话题即可。暂且丢开就不会手忙脚乱，有机会再绕回来就可以了。但对于天生防卫心就强或个性冷淡的人，只需有礼地说清楚该说的话，就可以闪了。——蔡康永
139. If the topic is stuck, just change the topic instead of insisting on it. Put it aside for now and you won’t be flustered; you can come back to it later if there’s a chance. For people with a strong defensive mindset or a cold personality, just politely say what needs to be said and then leave. — Cai Kangyong

140.约会就是约会，就是要含情脉脉，吃喝点菜都是调情的好机会。——蔡康永
140. A date is a date, meant to be affectionate, with eating and ordering dishes as good opportunities for flirting. — Cai Kangyong

141.透过研究说话，你会比较根本地搞清楚自己和别人的关系，搞清楚自己和别人在想什么，以及，最重要的，自己到底是一个什么样的人。——蔡康永
141. By studying communication, you will fundamentally understand the relationships between yourself and others, what they are thinking, and, most importantly, what kind of person you really are. — Cai Kangyong

142.我们爱那个人的心，灵魂，才华，个性。我们爱的，不是那个人的繁殖能力。——蔡康永
142. We love the heart, soul, talent, and personality of that person. What we love is not their reproductive ability. — Cai Kangyong

143.如果你讲了具体的事而不是抽象的道理，听的人比较爱听，也比较听得懂，记得住。——蔡康永
143. If you talk about specific things instead of abstract principles, listeners will be more interested, understand better, and remember more. — Cai Kangyong

144.追逐钱的人，最后如果真的赚到了一堆钱，他会非常开心。追逐梦想的人，最后如果得到的是一场梦，他会非常难过。——蔡康永
144. Those who chase money will be very happy if they eventually make a fortune. Those who chase dreams will be very sad if all they get is a dream. — Cai Kangyong

145.成长本来就是一件扫兴的事情。——蔡康永
145. Growth is inherently an anticlimactic process. — Cai Kangyong

146.其实一切，最后都是记忆，所以，请尽量正确的记忆：如果不是恋爱，就不要记忆为恋爱。如果不是吻，就不要记忆为吻。而，如果是真的爱，那当然，万勿错过，就一定要记忆为：爱。——蔡康永
146. In the end, everything is just a memory, so please remember accurately: if it’s not love, don’t remember it as love; if it’s not a kiss, don’t remember it as a kiss. And if it’s true love, of course, don’t miss it, and remember it as love. — Cai Kangyong

147.我们许愿，祈求愿望实现，只是有时愿望是以令我们悲伤的方式实现。就像天空真的下起了钻石之雨，而我们被困在激将脱水而死的沙漠里。——蔡康永
147. We make wishes and pray for their fulfillment, but sometimes our wishes come true in a way that makes us sad. Just like when the sky really rains diamonds, and we are trapped in a desert about to die of dehydration. — Cai Kangyong

148.你不必假装有深度，只要懂得欣赏别人的深度，已经是一种美德了。——蔡康永
148. You don’t have to pretend to be deep; appreciating the depth of others is already a virtue. — Cai Kangyong

149.我们只是一直学着笑嘻嘻地面对荒谬古怪的浮世，因为如果真能学会这样生活，艰辛的步伐有时也能成为小小的舞蹈。——蔡康永
149. We just keep learning to face the absurd and bizarre world with a smile, because if we can really learn to live this way, sometimes the difficult pace can become a little dance. —— Cai Kangyong

150.你不要理会那些水管，你要真的流经一个又一个风景，你才会是一条河。——蔡康永
150. Don’t pay attention to those pipes; you need to truly flow through one scenery after another to become a river. —— Cai Kangyong

151.不过要能说出这种话来，还是需要事先为自己做一点功课而且要视讲话大风对象，而改变你高攀的对方。——蔡康永
151. However, to say such words, you still need to do some homework in advance and change your approach according to the person you are speaking to. —— Cai Kangyong

152.你眉目如初，是我最想潜匿的湖。——蔡康永
152. Your eyebrows and eyes remain unchanged, the lake where I most want to hide. —— Cai Kangyong

153.有风格的料理师傅，是不会任凭客人想点什么，就做什么的。客人可以要求吃生鱼片，可是有风格的师父，会决定此刻最适合做生鱼片的，是哪一种鱼。——蔡康永
153. A stylist chef will not just cook whatever the customers want. Customers can request sushi, but a stylist chef will decide which fish is best suited for sushi at the moment. —— Cai Kangyong

154.每一滴水，都有它出生的地方。只是当水滴遇到别的水滴时，再遇到别的水滴时，再遇到别的别的别的水滴时，它们就变成了海。每一滴水再也不必去认它的出生地。——蔡康永
154. Every drop of water has its birthplace. But when a drop meets other drops, and then more, and even more, they become the sea. No longer does each drop need to recognize its birthplace. —— Cai Kangyong

155.撒娇是察觉到了自己被爱的可能。——蔡康永
155. Coquetry is the realization of the possibility of being loved. —— Cai Kangyong

156.作为恋爱者的我，很明白的知道，不管怎么爱，我都会后悔的；可是同时，我也很明白的知道，不管怎么爱，我都不会后悔的——蔡康永
156. As a person in love, I clearly know that no matter how I love, I will regret it; but at the same time, I also clearly know that no matter how I love, I will not regret it. —— Cai Kangyong

157.我喜欢这种死掉的宁静，我不要再乱想事情、破坏这个宁静。——蔡康永
157. I like this kind of dead silence; I don’t want to think about things and break this tranquility. —— Cai Kangyong

158.批评的目的在于打动对方，使得对方能认识到自己的错误，回到正确的轨道上，而不是贬低对方。——蔡康永
158. The purpose of criticism is to touch the other person, making them realize their mistakes and get back on the right track, rather than belittling them. —— Cai Kangyong

159.有一天，这些都会过去的，想到这结果，我就欣慰。——蔡康永
159. One day, all of this will pass, and thinking of this outcome, I am comforted. —— Cai Kangyong

160.在说话之时，所有我们嫌弃别人、觉得别人表现得很差的部分，往往都是我们自己的问题。——蔡康永
160. When we speak, all the parts we dislike about others and think they perform poorly are often our own issues. —— Cai Kangyong

161.恋爱最珍贵的纪念物, 是你留在我身上的如同河川留给地形的， 那些你对我，造成的改变。——蔡康永
161. The most precious souvenir of love is the changes you left on me, like the ones rivers leave on the landscape. —— Cai Kangyong

162.心里最崇拜谁，不必变成那个人，而是用那个人的精神和方法，去变成你自己。——蔡康永
162. If you admire someone the most in your heart, you don’t have to become that person, but use their spirit and methods to become yourself. —— Cai Kangyong

163.爱情非常的被动，需要对方的反应；爱情也非常的涣散，需要对方的人格。——蔡康永
163. Love is very passive, requiring the other person’s response; love is also very scattered, requiring the other person’s character. —— Cai Kangyong

164.有时候，我伸出手去借一点这余烬的温暖，有时候，我用眼睛见证这余烬覆盖的繁华。——蔡康永
164. Sometimes, I reach out to borrow a little warmth from the embers; sometimes, I witness the prosperity covered by the embers with my eyes. —— Cai Kangyong

165.人生没有信仰，既不可怜，也没有可骄傲的，只是没有这个需求罢了。——蔡康永
165. Life without faith is neither pitiful nor proud; it’s just that there is no need for it. —— Cai Kangyong

166.非不为也，实不能也。以德报怨，何以报直？抛弃你的人你原谅他，那留下来陪伴你的人算什么？你要如何回报他的爱。——蔡康永
166. Not that I don’t want to, but I can’t. Repaying grievances with virtue, how can I repay loyalty? If you forgive those who abandoned you, what about those who stayed to accompany you? How will you return their love? —— Cai Kangyong

167.我们的人生仍然需要别人的尊重和信任。——蔡康永
167. Our lives still need the respect and trust of others. —— Cai Kangyong

168.世界，是由想记得的人与想忘记的人所组成。——蔡康永
168. The world is composed of those who want to remember and those who want to forget. —— Cai Kangyong

169.流浪时，要有随身法宝，要会闪人之步法、攻人之剑招，不然会被心情不好的老虎吃掉。——蔡康永
169. When wandering, one must have portable magical tools, master the art of evading others’ steps, and the sword techniques for attacking. Otherwise, one might be eaten by a tiger in a bad mood. —— Cai Kangyong

170.非不为也，实不能也。——蔡康永
170. It’s not that I don’t want to, but I really can’t. —— Cai Kangyong

171.如果一直快乐，那就是硬撑的。——蔡康永
171. If one is always happy, then it’s just putting on a facade. —— Cai Kangyong

172.问的问题越具体，回答的人越省力。回答的人越省力，他就越有力气和你聊下去。——蔡康永
172. The more specific the question, the easier it is for the person answering. The easier it is for them, the more energy they have to continue the conversation with you. —— Cai Kangyong

173.人生难免出现尖锐的问题，逃得过就逃，这是我们的天性，但逃不过的话，就处理吧。——蔡康永
173. Life inevitably presents尖锐 (sharp) questions. If we can escape, we will, as it is our nature. But if we can’t escape, then let’s deal with it. —— Cai Kangyong

174.希望我们都继续像月亮，偶尔安慰一些寂寞的人。——蔡康永
174. I hope we can all continue to be like the moon, occasionally comforting those who are lonely. —— Cai Kangyong

175.往左一步，又往右一步；往前一步，又往后一步；只有踏着这样反反复覆的步子，舞蹈，才成为可能的事情。只有踏着这样反反复覆的步子，爱情才成为可能的事情。爱情的真相，如此。——蔡康永
175. Take a step left, then a step right; take a step forward, then a step back. Only by stepping in such repetitive patterns can dancing become possible. Only by stepping in such repetitive patterns can love become possible. The truth of love is just like this. —— Cai Kangyong

176.纽约人很多都很不耐烦，你要掏心掏肺，他们不一定有那个心情听呢。——蔡康永
176. Many people in New York are impatient. If you bare your soul to them, they might not be in the mood to listen. —— Cai Kangyong

177.生活非常麻烦，你我各有辛酸，何苦互相为难？——蔡康永
177. Life is very troublesome, and we all have our own hardships. Why make things difficult for each other? —— Cai Kangyong

178.可是一般活在真实世界上的人，又都很怕痛，一旦要为对方捐出一个眼角膜或一个肾，这爱情里的牺牲奉献，立刻变得很形而下，很生命中不可承受之重了。——蔡康永
178. However, people who live in the real world are generally afraid of pain. Once they are asked to donate a cornea or a kidney for their partner, this act of sacrifice and dedication in love suddenly becomes very tangible and unbearable in life. —— Cai Kangyong

179.依恋或者心碎，最后都可能变成，下一次爱的原因。——蔡康永
179. Attachment or heartbreak, in the end, may both become the cause of the next love. —— Cai Kangyong

180.你必须培养主见，自我锻炼。就如同所有的人生乐趣一样，只靠别人喂给你的，你迟早会厌倦，最后破坏了珍贵的好胃口。——蔡康永
180. You must develop your own opinions and exercise your judgment. Just like all the pleasures in life, if you rely solely on others to feed you, you will eventually grow tired and ruin your precious appetite. —— Cai Kangyong

181.八卦事避免不掉的，八卦是一定要的，但可以追求比较有品味的方式来八卦，而不是到处在别人背后说坏话。——蔡康永
181. Gossip is inevitable, and it is necessary to gossip. However, we can pursue a more tasteful way of gossiping instead of spreading rumors behind others’ backs. —— Cai Kangyong

182.谈恋爱必须翘课，因为对大部分人来说，上学就是为了等放学，每天上学最快乐的事，就是“终于放学了”。可是，对恋爱中的人来说，“等待”实在是太痛苦的折磨啊！嗯，谈恋爱，非翘课不可！——蔡康永
182. To be in love, one must skip classes, because for most people, going to school is just waiting for the end of the day. The happiest moment of going to school every day is when “finally, school is over.” But for those in love, “waiting” is such a painful torment! Well, to be in love, skipping classes is a must! —— Cai Kangyong

183.自嘲，是有自信的人，才做得到的事！——蔡康永
183. Self-deprecation can only be achieved by confident people! —— Cai Kangyong

184.如果什么都不坚持只是一味的让步，那怎么会叫“妥协”？那叫“放弃”。——蔡康永
184. If you don’t insist on anything and just keep making concessions, how can it be called “compromise”? That’s called “giving up.” —— Cai Kangyong

185.我无意放大世界的善意，也无意放大世界的恶意，只是依照比例实时接收有晴有雨的天气。世界与我，彼此而已。——蔡康永
185. I have no intention of magnifying the world’s kindness or malice. I just receive the weather with its mix of sunshine and rain in proportion and in real-time. The world and I are just like that. —— Cai Kangyong

186.十二年来，有笑泪有阴晴，相伴一场人来人往，只是日常。——蔡康永
186. Over the past twelve years, there have been laughter, tears, and changes in the weather, as people come and go. It’s just part of everyday life. —— Cai Kangyong

187.人来人往，只是日常。——蔡康永
187. People coming and going is just part of everyday life. —— Cai Kangyong

188.爱情，光荣，正义，尊严，文明，这些一再在灰黯时刻拯救我、安慰我的力量，对很多人来讲“没有用”，我却坚持相信这才都是人生的珍宝，才禁得起反复追求。——蔡康永
188. Love, glory, justice, dignity, civilization – these forces that have repeatedly saved and comforted me in dark times may seem “useless” to many people. However, I坚持 (insist) on believing that these are the treasures of life, worth pursuing over and over again. —— Cai Kangyong

189.床也会见证很多我们脆弱的时刻。有时只是太累，躺在床上仰望天花板，怀疑把自己搞这么累人生还剩什么意义。有时则是心碎，趴在床上哭。有时生了病，和自己的身体吵架，却又没办法甩门一走了之。——蔡康永
189. Beds also witness many of our vulnerable moments. Sometimes we’re just too tired, lying in bed and staring at the ceiling, wondering if there’s any meaning left in life after making ourselves so exhausted. Sometimes it’s heartbreak, crying on the bed. Sometimes we’re sick, arguing with our own bodies, yet unable to just walk away. — Cai Kangyong

190.那个年代，尚无手机，比较便于，不经意的，失去联络，遗失彼此。——蔡康永
190. In those days, without mobile phones, it was easier to inadvertently lose contact and lose each other. — Cai Kangyong

191.追逐金钱的人，如果最后得到了一堆钱，应该会很高兴。但是追逐梦想的人，如果最后得到的是一场梦，会非常伤心。——蔡康永
191. People who chase money, if they end up with a pile of money, should be very happy. But those who chase dreams, if all they get is a dream, will be very sad. — Cai Kangyong

192.人生的梦想不必都在很早的时候实现，有一些留在人生的后半段实现好像会更有趣。——蔡康永
192. Not all of life’s dreams need to be realized early on; some are more interesting when achieved in the latter half of life. — Cai Kangyong

193.这个世界上，坚强的人需要保护弱小的人。有些人敏感、脆弱，但他们没有罪过。他们不需要改变，而需要我们更多的去承认，去包容，去保护他们。——蔡康永
193. In this world, strong people need to protect the weak. Some people are sensitive and fragile, but they are not at fault. They don’t need to change; instead, we need to acknowledge, tolerate, and protect them more. — Cai Kangyong

194.我新的领悟的说话之道，就是“对你好”因为我说得让你开心，你也会把我放在你心上。——蔡康永
194. My new understanding of the art of speaking is to be “good to you” because when I make you happy with what I say, you will also keep me in your heart. — Cai Kangyong

195.梦太逼真，像我们的第二个人生。——蔡康永
195. Dreams are so realistic, like our second life. — Cai Kangyong

196.所谓长大，就是一个扫兴的过程。——蔡康永
196. Growing up is essentially a disappointing process. — Cai Kangyong

197.所有厚重颓废的，天塌下来也不甩的，讲究派头的文明，都是以浪费生命为基本态度的。你再怎么挥霍，也不可能比浪费生命更阔绰。——蔡康永
197. All the heavy, decadent, unyielding, and stylish civilizations are based on the attitude of wasting life. No matter how extravagant you are, you can’t be more extravagant than wasting life. — Cai Kangyong

198.我们人类当然是自私的，当然都希望自己过得好。但这一点也不妨碍我们也愿意别人好，因为别人好，我们自己才有更多机会过得更好。——蔡康永
198. Of course, we humans are selfish and want the best for ourselves. But that doesn’t prevent us from also wanting the best for others, because when others are well, we have more opportunities to be better ourselves. — Cai Kangyong

199.遇到别人意见与你相左，可语带保留，迂回提醒，适时认输无妨，把无谓的胜利让给对方，人缘留给自己。——蔡康永
199. When encountering someone with a different opinion, you can be reserved in your speech, gently remind them indirectly, and it’s okay to concede at the right time. Let them have the unnecessary victory, and keep the popularity for yourself. — Cai Kangyong

200.对于幸福感高低的一个重要的判断标准是，可不可以常常保持对很多不喜欢的事情说不要。——蔡康永
200. An important criterion for judging the level of happiness is whether you can often say no to many things you dislike. — Cai Kangyong
乔布斯语录
Steve Jobs Quotes

1.活着就是为了改变世界。
1. The purpose of living is to change the world.

2.我们认为看电视的时候，人的大脑基本停止工作，打开电脑的时候，大脑才开始运转。
2. We believe that when watching TV, the human brain basically stops working, and when you turn on the computer, the brain starts functioning.

3.我是我所知唯一一个在一年中失去2.5亿美元的人…这对我的成长很有帮助。
3. I am the only person I know who has lost $2.5 billion in a year… It has been very helpful for my growth.

4.我愿意把我所有的科技去换取和苏格拉底相处的一个下午。
4. I would trade all of my technology for an afternoon with Socrates.

5.品牌不是打上苹果的标志就是苹果的品质，打上苹果的标志也需要信心和对客户的承诺。
5. A brand is not just about having the Apple logo; it also requires confidence and commitment to customers.

6.人生短暂，过着过着你就没了。
6. Life is short, and before you know it, you’ll be gone.

7.请遵从你内心的声音，它们已经知道你想成为什么样的人。
7. Listen to your inner voice, for it already knows what you want to become.

8.你看不到点点滴滴，你只能将它们连接起来。所以你必须相信，点将以某种方式连接你的未来。你必须相信某些东西 - 你的直觉，命运，生活，业力等等。这种做法从来没有让我失望，而且这一切使我的生活发生了巨大的变化。——斯坦福大学毕业典礼演讲，2005年6月
8. You can’t connect the dots looking forward; you can only connect them looking backward. So you have to trust that the dots will somehow connect in your future. You have to trust in something - your gut, destiny, life, karma, whatever. This approach has never let me down, and it’s made all the difference in my life. - Stanford University Commencement Address, June 2005

9.这是我的关键词：重点和简单。简单可以比复杂更难：你必须努力工作才能让思维变得简单。——1998年5月25日
9. Here’s to the crazy ones: the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes… the ones who see things differently. They’re not fond of rules, and they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them, but the only thing you can’t do is ignore them because they change things. They push the human race forward, and while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do. - “Think Different” Ad Campaign, 1997

10.成为公墓里最富有的人对我来说并不重要，晚上睡觉说我们做了一些美好的事情，那对我来说很重要。——1993年5月25日
10. Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn’t matter to me. Going to bed at night saying we’ve done something wonderful… that’s what matters to me. - May 25, 1993

11.小组团队设计产品真的很难。很多时候，人们不知道他们想要什么，直到你展示给他们。——1998年5月25日
11. Designing products as a group is really tough. A lot of times, people don’t know what they want until you show it to them. - May 25, 1998

12.你的工作将占据你生活的很大一部分，唯一真正满足的方法就是做你认为伟大的工作。做好工作的唯一方法就是热爱你的工作。如果你还没有找到它，继续寻找。就像所有的内心事物一样，当你找到它的时候你会知道的。而且，就像任何伟大的事情一样，随着岁月的流逝，情况会越来越好。所以继续寻找，直到你找到它。——斯坦福大学毕业典礼演讲，2005年6月
12. Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work. And the only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking. Don’t settle. As with all matters of the heart, you’ll know when you find it. And, like any great relationship, it just gets better with time. So keep looking, until you find it. - Stanford University Commencement Address, June 2005

13.我会一直和苹果公司保持关系。我希望在我整个人生中，我都会有我的生命和苹果公司的生命互相交织。可能有几年我不在，但我会一直回来的。——1985年2月1日
13. I will always stay connected with Apple. I hope to have a small part of my life and a big part of Apple’s life overlap for a long time. There may be a few years when I’m not there, but I’ll always come back. - February 1, 1985

14.没有人想死，即使想上天堂的人也不想死去。然而，死亡是我们共同的归宿。没有人逃脱过，因为死亡很可能是生命中最好的一个发明。这是生命的一场旅程，它清除旧的为新的让路。现在新的是你，但是从现在开始不久，你会逐渐变老，被清除。对不起，如此戏剧性，但是这是真的。——斯坦福大学毕业典礼演讲，2005年6月
14. No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet, death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because death is very likely the single best invention of life. It is life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now, the new is you. But someday, not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it’s true. - Stanford University Commencement Address, June 2005

15.我认为，如果你做了一件事情，事情变得相当不错，那么你应该去做其他的事情，而不是长时间的停滞不前。只要弄清楚下一步是什么。——2006年5月
15. I think if you do something and it turns out pretty good, then you should go do something else, not dwell on it for too long. Just figure out what’s next. - May 2006

16.活着就是为了改变世界，难道还有其他原因吗？
16. The purpose of life is to change the world, is it not?

17.不要为别人而活，也不要为今天的自己而活，把今天的工作做好了，明天自然属于你，薪水自然比别人高。
17. Don’t live for other people, or for the person you were before. Focus on the present, and the future will take care of itself, with greater rewards than others.

18.成为卓越的代名词并不是因为他有多么聪明，而在于他有多么勤劳。
18. Becoming a master of something isn’t about being smart; it’s about working hard.

19.东方佛学中有一句话：永远保持初学者的心态；拥有初学者的心态是件了不起的事情。
19. In Eastern philosophy, there’s a saying: “Stay hungry, stay foolish.” Staying foolish is a great thing.

20.成就一番伟业的唯一途径就是热爱自己的事业。如果你还没能找到让自己热爱的事业，继续寻找，不要放弃。跟随自己的心，总有一天你会找到的。
20. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking. Don’t give up. Follow your heart, and you’ll find it someday.

21.我认为看电视的时候，人的大脑基本停止工作，打开电脑的时候，大脑才开始运转。
21. I think a TV is a device that turns your brain off, while a computer is a device that encourages your brain to engage.

22.让团队中那些说“不可能”的人感到实现不了是可耻的。
22. Make it shameful for those who say “it’s impossible” in the team to not be able to achieve it.

23.产品一定是让人感觉最新，但坚决不做小白鼠去尝试前无古人的新产品。
23. Products must always make people feel the latest, but never be the first to try products that have never been seen before.

24.你的时间有限，不要浪费于重复别人的生活。不要让别人的观点淹没了你内心的声音。
24. Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t let others’ opinions drown out the voice inside you.

25.你不能只问顾客要什么，然后想法子给他们做什么。等你做出来，他们已经另有新欢了。
25. You can’t just ask customers what they want and then try to make it for them. By the time you finish, they’ll have something new they want.

26.你的时间有限，所以最好别把它浪费在模仿别人这种事上。
26. Your time is limited, so it’s best not to waste it on imitating others.

27.佛教中有一句话：初学者的心态;拥有初学者的心态是件了不起的事情。
27. There is a saying in Buddhism: the mind of a beginner; having the mind of a beginner is a great thing.

28.每一个生命来到世间，都注定改变世界。这样的改变应该让每个鲜活的生命在回首时都发自内心地呐喊：“我曾经来过！”、“我就是传奇。”
28. Every life that comes into the world is destined to change it. Such change should make every vibrant life shout from the heart when looking back: “I have been here!”, “I am a legend.”

29.不要小看ipod上的一颗按钮，它和别人不一样的是我们做了21个方案、84000次测试、57次改进，用户的满意源于不必要的坚持。
29. Don’t underestimate a button on the iPod. What’s different from others is that we made 21 designs, conducted 84,000 tests, and made 57 improvements. Customer satisfaction comes from unnecessary persistence.

30.把标志画那么大干吗？苹果的产品要在任何时候都让人一眼认出是苹果的产品而非是苹果的标志。
30. Why make the logo so big? Apple’s products should be recognizable as Apple’s products at all times, not just by the logo.

31.产品设计时的所有功能都是一个整体，不应该有任何理由去砍功能，破坏整体性。
31. All functions in product design are a whole and should not be cut for any reason, disrupting the integrity.

32.领袖和跟风者的区别就在于创新，你的时间有限，所以不要浪费在模仿别人这种事上。
32. The difference between a leader and a follower lies in innovation. Your time is limited, so don’t waste it on imitating others.

33.所有的产品一定会离开苹果商店但不能离开苹果系统，我们要帮助客户持续使用苹果产品，直到寿终正寝。
33. All products will eventually leave the Apple store, but they cannot leave the Apple ecosystem. We want to help customers continue using Apple products until they reach the end of their life.

34.比别人少用一条线获得更低的工艺成本，比别人提供多一种价值认同并获得更高的利润，这就是苹果。
34. Achieve lower manufacturing costs by using fewer lines than others, and gain higher profits by providing more value recognition. This is what Apple is about.

35.梦想吧，就像明天不会再到来一样。在没有悔恨、没有重来的生命里，用梦想作为我们抵抗世俗、挑战平庸、实现“大我”的支点，按自己所“梦”去活，按自己所“想”去做，改变自己，改变他人，改变世界!
35. Dream as if tomorrow will never come. In a life without regrets or second chances, use dreams as our fulcrum to resist conformity, challenge mediocrity, and achieve the “greater self.” Live according to your dreams, act according to your thoughts, change yourself, change others, and change the world!

36.并不是每个人都需要种植自己的粮食，也不是每个人都需要做自己穿的衣服，我们说着别人发明的语言，使用别人发明的数学…我们一直在使用别人的成果。使用人类的已有经验和知识来进行发明创造是一件很了不起的事情。
36. Not everyone needs to grow their own food, nor does everyone need to make their own clothes. We speak languages invented by others, use mathematics invented by others… We have always been using the achievements of others. Using humanity’s existing experience and knowledge for invention and creation is a great thing.

37.你的时间有限，所以不要为别人而活。不要被教条所限，不要活在别人的观念里。不要让别人的意见左右自己内心的声音。最重要的是，勇敢的去追随自己的心灵和直觉，只有自己的心灵和直觉才知道你自己的真实想法，其他一切都是次要。
37. Your time is limited, so don’t live for others. Don’t be limited by dogma, don’t live in other people’s concepts. Don’t let others’ opinions sway your inner voice. Most importantly, bravely follow your heart and intuition, as only they know your true thoughts. Everything else is secondary.

38.我愿意把我所有的科技去换取和苏格拉底相处的一个下午。
38. I would trade all my technology for an afternoon with Socrates.

39.不要按照用户的坏习惯去设计，也不要按照程序员的思维去设计！
39. Don’t design according to users’ bad habits, nor according to programmers’ thinking!

40.有好的想法要坚持，不要被其他人的观点的噪声掩盖你真正的内心的声音。当你的想法站不住时，立即大度的丢弃，这其实是更是一种坚持。
40. Stick to good ideas and don’t let the noise of other people’s opinions drown out your true inner voice. When your idea doesn’t hold up, discard it generously. This is actually a form of persistence.

41.任何一款产品都不应该带着BUG去见用户，那怕失信于媒体推迟发布时间。
41. No product should meet users with BUGS, even if it means disappointing the media and delaying the release time.

42.要有勇气追随心声，听从直觉–它们在某种程度上知道你想成为的样子。其他事情都是其次的。
42. Have the courage to follow your heart and listen to your intuition—they somehow know what you want to become. Everything else is secondary.

43.你想用卖糖水来度过余生，还是想要一个机会来改变世界？
43. Do you want to spend the rest of your life selling sugar water, or do you want a chance to change the world?

44.死亡很可能是唯一的、最好的生命创造。它是生命的促变者。它送走老一代，给新一代开出道路。
44. Death is likely the only, and best, creator of life. It is the catalyst for life. It clears the way for the old generation and paves the road for the new one.

45.你如果出色地完成了某件事，那你应该再做一些其他的精彩事儿。不要在前一件事上徘徊太久，想想接下来该做什么。
45. If you have done something exceptionally well, then you should do some other wonderful things. Don’t dwell too long on the previous thing, think about what to do next.

46.是否能成为墓地里最富有的人，对我而言无足轻重。重要的是，当我晚上睡觉时，我可以说：我们今天完成了一些美妙的事。
46. Whether I become the richest person in the cemetery is of little importance to me. What matters is that when I go to bed at night, I can say: we have done something wonderful today.

47.谨记自己总会死去，是让自己避免陷入“人生有所失”思考的最佳方法。
47. Remembering that you will always die is the best way to avoid falling into the trap of “life’s losses.”
牛根生语录
Niugensheng’s Quotes

1.一两智慧胜过十吨辛苦，脑袋决定口袋。
1. A little wisdom is worth more than ten tons of hard work; the mind determines the pocket.

2.要么自我革命，要么被人革命，没有第三条道路！
2. Either revolutionize yourself or be revolutionized by others; there is no third path!

3.一个人一生只做一件事，肯定比三年做东、五年做西的人更容易成功。
3. A person who does only one thing in their life is more likely to succeed than someone who does different things every three or five years.

4.我母亲教我的两句话让我终生难忘：要想知道，打个颠倒；吃亏是福，占便宜是祸。
4. My mother taught me two sentences that I will never forget in my life: To know, just reverse it; losing is a blessing, and gaining is a disaster.

5.产品质量的好坏，就是人格品行的好坏。
5. The quality of a product is a reflection of one’s character and conduct.

6.善待每一头牛，因为它们都是母亲。
6. Treat every cow kindly, as they are all mothers.

7.小胜凭智，大胜靠德。
7. Small victories rely on intelligence, while great victories depend on virtue.

8.如果缺乏必要的竞争壁垒，“先驱”变“先烈”也是极有可能的事情。
8. Without the necessary competitive barriers, it is quite possible for a “pioneer” to become a “martyr.”

9.品牌＝品质＋品位＋品行。
9. Brand = Quality + Taste + Conduct.

10.可以越级关怀，但不可以越级管理。
10. You can care for others across levels, but you cannot manage across levels.

11.一切竞争从设计时开始。
11. All competition begins at the design stage.

12.先做人，后做事。
12. Be a person first, then do things.

13.想赢两三个回合，赢三年五年，有点智商就行；要想一辈子赢，没有德商绝对不行。
13. To win two or three rounds, or for three to five years, a little intelligence is enough; but to win for a lifetime, you absolutely cannot do without moral commerce.

14.发射自己的光，但不要吹灭别人的灯。
14. Shine your own light, but don’t blow out others’ lamps.

15.一个产品，抓眼球，揪耳朵，都不如暖人心。
15. A product that captures the eye and tugs at the ear is not as effective as one that warms the heart.

16.有人说我作秀，我说作一次秀容易，但要作无数次的秀、一辈子的秀是挺难的。
16. Some say I’m putting on a show; I say it’s easy to put on a show once, but to put on countless shows and a show for a lifetime is quite difficult.

17.经营中的98%是有关人性，只要换位思考，将对方关心的利益想清楚了，凡事就迎刃而解。
17. In business, 98% is about human nature. As long as you put yourself in others’ shoes and think clearly about their interests, everything becomes easy.

18.在经营理念上我们有四句话，经营的百分之九十八是人心；品牌的百分之九十八是文化；矛盾的百分之九十八来自误会；资源的百分之九十八是靠整合。
18. In our business philosophy, we have four statements: 98% of business is about people; 98% of brand is about culture; 98% of conflicts come from misunderstandings; 98% of resources rely on integration.

19.营销的98%是在家里完成的。
19. 98% of marketing is accomplished at home.

20.野蛮社会，体力可以统御财力和智力；资本社会，财力可以雇用体力和智力；信息社会，智力可以整合财力和体力。
20. In a barbaric society, physical strength can dominate financial resources and intelligence; in a capitalist society, financial resources can hire physical strength and intelligence; in an information society, intelligence can integrate financial resources and physical strength.

21.听不到奉承的人是一种幸运，听不到批评的人却是一种危险。
21. It is fortunate to not hear flattery, but it is dangerous to not hear criticism.

22.这个世界不是有权人的世界，不是有钱人的世界，而是有心人的世界。有心人擅长“三大做”：做事，做势，做市。
22. The world does not belong to the powerful or the wealthy, but to those with a heart. People with a heart excel at “three major actions”: doing things, creating momentum, and making markets.

23.思路决定出路，布局决定结局。
23. Your mindset determines your way out, and your layout determines the outcome.

24.你有几斤几两只有上市后才知道。
24. Only after going public will you know your true worth.

25.一个企业、一个组织、一个团队，如果聚精会神只做一件事，做好的可能性就比较大；如果东也想做，西也想做，不能做到专一、专注、专心、专业，那么，到头来，每个领域都可能只是个二流角色，弄不好还会沦入三流、末流。迄今为止，做企业成功的招数很多，但有一条肯定屡验不爽：聚焦，聚焦，再聚焦！
25. A company, organization, or team that focuses solely on one thing has a higher chance of success; if they want to do everything and cannot be dedicated, focused, or professional, they may end up as second-rate players or even worse. So far, there is one surefire way to succeed in business: focus, focus, and focus again!

26.企业总要找马骑，企业跑在平路上的时候，找到的可能是银行的资金，它是一匹比较温顺的马；可是当你跑在山路上的时候，找到的可能就是风险投资，它是一匹烈马，烈马的特点是——你行的时候，你指挥它，你不行的时候，它指挥你。
26. Companies always need to find a horse to ride. When a company is running on flat ground, it may find bank funding, which is a gentle horse; but when running on a mountain road, it may find venture capital, which is a wild horse. The characteristic of a wild horse is that when you’re doing well, you command it; when you’re not, it commands you.

27.当企业利润低的话我们会不安，当企业利润自然升高的时候，我们同样也会不安，因为你经常拿走别人应得的利益，别人就会离你而去，他一走，你的生态圈就崩溃了，你的利益就不存在了。
27. We feel uneasy when our profits are low, and we also feel uneasy when our profits naturally rise, because if you constantly take away what others deserve, they will leave you. Once they leave, your ecosystem collapses, and your interests no longer exist.

28.成功是优点的发挥，失败是缺点的积累。
28. Success is the result of playing on your strengths, while failure is the result of accumulating weaknesses.

29.好心态才有好状态。
29. A good mindset leads to a good state.

30.不管螺丝是怎么设计的，正向拧不开的时候，反向必定拧的开。
30. No matter how a screw is designed, if you can’t turn it clockwise, you must be able to turn it counterclockwise.

31.有德有才，破格重用；有德无才，培养使用；有才无德，限制录用；无德无才，坚决不用。
31. Those with both virtue and talent should be promoted; those with virtue but no talent should be trained and used; those with talent but no virtue should be restricted in employment; those with neither virtue nor talent should be resolutely not used.

32.不问我的一双手能干多少事，惟问移泰山需要多少双手；不问我的一口锅能煮多少斤米，惟问劳千军需要多少口锅；不问我的一盏灯能照多少里路，惟问亮天下需要多少盏灯。
32. Don’t ask how much I can do with my two hands; ask how many hands are needed to move Mount Tai. Don’t ask how much rice my pot can cook; ask how many pots are needed to feed a thousand soldiers. Don’t ask how far my lamp can shine; ask how many lamps are needed to light the world.

33.三合论：在合适的时间、合适的地点把合适的人放上去。衡量人才要坚持岗位标准，离开岗位去谈抽象意义的人才没有太大的实际意义。陈景润是数学天才，但是在教师岗位上却算不上好人才，所以岗位要与人匹配，千万不能错位，错位之后成本太高。除了人岗匹配，态度问题也值得关注，如果你有智慧，请你拿出智慧，如果没有智慧，请你流出汗水，如果没有汗水，请你让出岗位。
33. Sanhe Theory: Place the right person at the right time and in the right place. When evaluating talent, it is essential to adhere to position standards; discussing abstract talents without considering the position has little practical significance. Chen Jingrun is a mathematical genius, but he is not considered a good talent in the teaching position. Therefore, it is crucial to match positions with people and avoid misplacement, as it leads to high costs. In addition to matching people with positions, attitude is also worth paying attention to. If you have wisdom, please use it; if you don’t, please work hard; if you can’t do that, please give up the position.

34.创业和守业不是前后关系，不是并列关系，而是包含与被包含的关系，创业是永恒的，守业是相对的；守业是创业的另一种表现形式，一切守业都是创业的子集。
34. Entrepreneurship and business maintenance are not sequential or parallel relationships, but rather one of inclusion and being included. Entrepreneurship is eternal, while business maintenance is relative; business maintenance is another form of entrepreneurship, and all business maintenance falls under the category of entrepreneurship.

35.把“创业”与“守业”视作两个不同范畴的概念是有害的，它会使许多人误解为，创业是需要“动”的，守业是需要“静”的；创业是需要“激情”的，守业是需要“寂寞”的；创业是需要“扩张”的，守业是需要“内敛”的；创业是需要“大刀阔斧”的，守业是需要“平平淡淡”的……一句话，创业比守业离创造更近，守业比创业离激情更远。
35. Treating “entrepreneurship” and “business maintenance” as two different concepts is harmful, as it leads many people to misunderstand that entrepreneurship requires “action,” while business maintenance requires “stillness”; entrepreneurship needs “passion,” while business maintenance needs “loneliness”; entrepreneurship requires “expansion,” while business maintenance requires “restraint”; entrepreneurship requires “bold actions,” while business maintenance requires “simplicity”… In short, entrepreneurship is closer to creation, and business maintenance is farther from passion.

36.一个人智力有问题，是次品；一个人的灵魂有问题，就是危险品。经营人心就是经营事业。
36. If a person has intellectual problems, they are a substandard product; if a person’s soul has problems, they are dangerous. Managing people’s hearts is managing the business.

37.人非“生而知之”，那么，一定是“学而知之”、“思而知之”、“行而知之”。
37. People are not “born knowing,” so they must “learn to know,” “think to know,” and “do to know.”

38.这个世界不缺少发现，而是缺少发现后的思考。
38. The world is not lacking in discoveries, but rather in thinking after discovering.

39.我们提倡全民喝奶，但你不一定喝蒙牛奶，只要你喝奶就行。
39. We advocate that everyone drinks milk, but you don’t necessarily have to drink Mengniu milk. As long as you drink milk, it’s fine.

40.这个世界凡是高端深奥的东西，没有一个不藏在深处、细处、隐秘处。
40. In this world, all high-end, profound things are hidden deep, in detail, and in secrecy.

41.股东投资求回报，银行注入图利息，员工参与为收入，合作伙伴需赚钱，父老乡亲盼税收。只有消费者、股东、银行、员工、社会、合作伙伴六者的‘均衡收益’，才是真正意义的‘可持续收益’；只有与最大多数人民大众命运关联的事业，才是真正‘可持续的事业’。”
41. Shareholders invest for returns, banks inject funds for interest, employees participate for income, partners need to make money, and fellow villagers look forward to taxes. Only when consumers, shareholders, banks, employees, society, and partners achieve “balanced benefits” can there be a truly meaningful “sustainable benefit”; only a business that is connected to the fate of the majority of the people can be considered a “sustainable business.”

42.企业如何做大？我们认为企业在四个方面必须有前瞻性，首先大远见、大胸怀、大责任感、大产业链为其四大才可能做好。
42. How can a company grow? We believe that a company must have foresight in four aspects: great vision, great ambition, great sense of responsibility, and a great industrial chain to be successful.

44.我觉得自己没缺过什么人才，我认为使用是对人才最大的培养。比如，你需要三个人做一件事，现在去劳动力市场找来三个人，就算都是矮子，里面也能选拔出一个将军来。像米卢教练，他从不带甲级队，就带乙级队、丙级队，把他们带成乙级队、甲级队，这才是好教练！
44. I feel that I have never lacked talent. I believe that using talent is the best way to cultivate it. For example, if you need three people to do a job and you find three people in the labor market, even if they are all short, you can still select a general from among them. Like Coach Milutin, he never coached first-class teams, only second and third-class teams, and brought them up to first and second-class levels. That’s a great coach!

45.(辞去总裁只当董事长)我给自己的定位是：能不做的就不做，只解决总裁与书记不能解决的问题。
45. (Resigning as CEO to be only the chairman) My self-positioning is: not to do what I can avoid, and only solve problems that the CEO and secretary cannot solve.

46.我的父亲养牛送奶年，我是子承父业；我的母亲给了我教育，她嘱咐我的两句话让我终生难忘，一句是‘要想知道，打个颠倒’，另一句是‘吃亏是福，占便宜是祸’。
46. My father raised cows and delivered milk for years, and I am following in his footsteps; my mother gave me education, and the two words she told me that I will never forget are, “To understand, reverse the situation” and “It’s a blessing to suffer losses, and a disaster to take advantage.”
罗永浩语录
Luo Yonghao’s Quotes

1.真正的猛男，敢于直视惨淡的人生。
1. A true man dares to face the bleak reality of life.

2.英语教育界像这种老骗子我见的多了。
2. In the field of English education, I have seen many old fraudsters like this one.

3.不由得你不佩服！
3. You can’t help but admire it!

4.我不是为了输赢，我就是认真。
4. I’m not in it for winning or losing, I just take it seriously.

5.骠悍的人生不需要解释！
5. A fierce life doesn’t need any explanation!

6.不被嘲笑的梦想，是不值得去实现的。
6. A dream not mocked is not worth pursuing.

7.小孩打架是比发育。
7. Children fighting is a comparison of development.

8.一说谎话就出汗了哈……
8. As soon as I tell a lie, I start sweating, huh…

9.左倾右倾不重要，重要的是被打倒！
9. Left-leaning or right-leaning is not important, what matters is getting knocked down!

10.什么是梨型的身材？恩？你们看我干什么？我老罗是标准的桶型身材！
10. What is a pear-shaped figure? Hmm? Why are you looking at me? I, Old Luo, have a standard barrel-shaped figure!

11.没有袁隆平，中科院那帮废物吃什么啊？
11. Without Yuan Longping, what would those losers at the Chinese Academy of Sciences eat?

12.中国教育的两大悲哀∶（一）每个学校都有一个变态的中年妇女当教导主任。（二）每个学校都有一个好色的男体育老师一上课就让男生玩球，自己领女生做游戏。
12. The two great tragedies of Chinese education are: (1) every school has a perverted middle-aged woman as the head teacher; (2) every school has a lecherous male PE teacher who lets the boys play ball while he takes the girls for games.

13.顺着倪大姐的思路，这道题应该选什么？
13. Following Sister Ni’s line of thinking, what should we choose for this question?

14.从这个事情上，同学们又看到了你们罗老师的另外一个优点（或老派知识分子的高风亮节）……
14. From this incident, the students have once again seen another virtue (or the noble integrity of an old-fashioned intellectual) in your teacher Luo…

15.眼睛血丝密布，脑门上青筋暴露，脚上出现了汗毛。
15. The eyes are riddled with red veins, the forehead reveals bulging veins, and the feet have started to show sweaty hair.

16.“永远年轻，永远热泪盈眶。”当你试图放弃一个你知道是正确的事情的时候，希望你能再看看这句话。
16. “Forever young, forever tears in your eyes.” When you try to give up something you know is right, I hope you can look at this sentence again.

17.真正坚强并且心态健康的人，被朋友出卖、被亲人误解、被爱人抛弃，也不会对人性失去信心。
17. Truly strong and mentally healthy people will not lose faith in humanity even when betrayed by friends, misunderstood by relatives, or abandoned by their loved ones.

18.有思想的人到哪儿都不合群。
18. Thoughtful people are outcasts everywhere.

19.做你想做的，做你该做的，不要为了怕被利用而选择不作为。——《我的奋斗》
19. Do what you want to do, do what you should do, and don’t choose inaction for fear of being taken advantage of. —— “My Struggle”

20.吹牛的前提是，你必须有能力把事情做到九成，剩下一成可以吹牛，但吹完也一定要做到。——《我的奋斗》
20. The premise of boasting is that you must have the ability to accomplish things up to 90%, and the remaining 10% can be exaggerated, but you must also achieve it after boasting. —— “My Struggle”

21.像我这种牛人，想找个人佩服一下的时候我就去照镜子。
21. For someone as amazing as me, when I want to find someone to admire, I just look in the mirror.

22.公开出丑可以克服自身各种心理障碍。——《我的奋斗》
22. Public embarrassment can help overcome various psychological barriers. - “My Struggle”

23.失败只有一种，那就是半途而废。
23. There is only one kind of failure, and that is giving up halfway.

24.希望那些喜欢用”枪打出头鸟”这样的道理教训年轻人，并且因此觉得自己很成熟的中国人有一天能够明白这样一个事实，那就是：有的鸟来到世间，是为了做它该做的事，而不是专门躲枪子儿的。——《我的奋斗》
24. I hope that those Chinese people who like to teach young people with the principle of “the bird that sticks out gets shot” and feel very mature because of it will one day understand this fact: some birds come to the world to do what they are supposed to do, not just to dodge bullets. - “My Struggle”

25.面对挫折、不要愤怒、不要抗议，只管埋头默默擦亮你的武器，准备下一次的战斗。我们是做事的，不是要给人家看某种表情的。——《我的奋斗》
25. When facing setbacks, don’t be angry or protest, just quietly polish your weapons and prepare for the next battle. We are here to get things done, not to show off certain expressions. - “My Struggle”

26.他跟你要八块你转身就走，这时候他一般就会说“五块怎么样”，你一看差不多也就成交了。有一回下课的时候，一个学生特兴奋地跑到前面跟我说“老罗，我砍到了三块八！”。我心想，太无耻了！盗版小犯也是人啊！
26. If he asks for eight yuan and you turn around and leave, he will usually say, “How about five yuan?” If you think it’s close enough, then the deal is done. One time after class, a student excitedly ran up to me and said, “Old Luo, I got it down to 3.8 yuan!” I thought, how shameless! Even pirates are human!

27.……对不起，我有点激动啊。
27. …I’m sorry, I’m a bit excited.

28.一个家里有一个男孩儿一个女孩儿一点事情都没有，有两个女孩儿平时鸡毛蒜皮的小事也无所谓，但是如果有两个男孩，尤其是在民风相对彪悍的东北……
28. A family with one boy and one girl has no issues. With two girls, trivial matters are also insignificant. But if there are two boys, especially in the relatively tough Northeast…

29.这是我一点不成熟的意见。
29. This is my somewhat immature opinion.

30.令人愉悦的忧伤。
30. Pleasant sorrow.

31.繁殖是指同种之间的。比如一只狗生了一窝小崽子，有胖的瘦的矮的丑的。不能说母狗一看，咦……有一只猪，一只猫，一只鸭，还有条鱼！
31. Reproduction refers to that between the same species. For example, if a dog gives birth to a litter of puppies, there are fat ones, thin ones, short ones, ugly ones. You can’t say that the mother dog looks and sees a pig, a cat, a duck, and a fish!

32.这个题巨简单无比以至于都不好意思做了。
32. This question is incredibly simple to the point of being embarrassing to do.

33.我咽了一口苦水，不过在她看来是一口口水。
33. I swallowed a mouthful of bitter water, but to her, it seemed like a mouthful of saliva.

34.以前上课时老师们都说女孩子要自立。哦，忘了，你们是考GRE的，考GRE的女生是什么？猛女！
34. When I was in class, teachers used to say that girls should be independent. Oh, I forgot, you are taking the GRE. What are girls who take the GRE? Tough girls!

35.背过词典的我只见过老俞和那个广东疯子。
35. The only people I’ve seen who have memorized dictionaries are Old Yu and that crazy guy from Guangdong.

36.把有限的马屁集中火力拍到一个人的屁股上。
36. Focus your limited flattery on the buttocks of one person.

37.老罗：你那兜儿里有桃儿。女生：呵呵，不好意思，这是留给我姥姥的……（我心想：谁TMD想吃了）
37. Old Luo: You have peaches in your bag. Girl: Hehe, sorry, these are for my grandma… (I thought: Who the hell wants to eat them?)

38.拉斯维加斯离婚也方便，大家都开着车排队去离婚，以至于你慢一点儿后面的人都不愿意：“快点快点！还让不让人离婚了？”老俞去了之后两眼直放光：“太方便了！真的是太方便了！”。
38. Divorce in Las Vegas is also convenient. Everyone drives and lines up to get divorced, so if you’re a bit slow, people behind you won’t be happy: “Hurry up, hurry up! Are you still letting people get divorced?” After Old Yu went there, his eyes shone with excitement: “It’s so convenient! It’s really so convenient!”

39.我到新东方后劝退了不少老教师。
39. Since I joined New Oriental, I’ve persuaded many old teachers to leave.

40.痴呆型精神病患者最幸福。已经达到一个高深的境界，每天都处于非常high的状态。而且干啥随便∶你是傻子你怕什么？可以被养得白白胖胖，永远处于放风状态。
40. Dementia patients are the happiest. They have reached a profound state, always in a very high mood. And they can do whatever they want: if you’re a fool, what are you afraid of? You can be well-fed and always in a relaxed state.

41.我真嫉妒你们能遇到这么牛的老师！
41. I’m really jealous that you can meet such an awesome teacher!

42.这道题是新东方有史以来最有争议的题，但是罗老师的到来……我只是站在了巨人的肩上。
42. This question has been the most controversial one in New Oriental’s history, but with the arrival of Teacher Luo… I am just standing on the shoulders of giants.

43.你说说你的思维都混乱到什么程度了。
43. Tell me, how confused have you become in your thinking?

44.“老罗，这节课不要讲题了，咱们扯淡吧！”我听了差点没从讲台上栽下去。
44. “Lao Luo, let’s not discuss questions in this class, let’s just chat!” I almost fell off the podium when I heard this.

45.这时我赶紧掏出记事本，写遗嘱。
45. At that moment, I quickly took out my notebook and started writing my will.

46.遇到误会解不解释呢？绝不解释！只有两种情况我才解释∶亲人误会我。如果我不解释，他们会难过。法院误会我。除了这两种，绝不解释。真正硬朗彪悍，不解释！连我这种人你都误会，你还能干啥？
46. When encountering misunderstandings, should we explain or not? Never explain! There are only two situations in which I would explain: when my relatives misunderstand me, and if I don’t explain, they will be upset; when the court misunderstands me. Apart from these two situations, never explain. Truly tough and manly, no explanation! If you even misunderstand someone like me, what else can you do?

47.当学生向老俞提问时，老俞会给他讲个他自己奋斗的小故事，把学生都感动坏了，就忘了刚才的问题了。
47. When students ask questions to Teacher Yu, he would tell them a small story about his own struggles, which would move the students so much that they would forget the question they just asked.

48.这道题多年来在新东方一直讲不明白，直到你们罗老师加盟了新东方。老教师都对我说∶老罗，你可真牛！我赶紧说∶快别这么说，我只是站在了巨人的肩膀上！
48. This question has been unclear in New Oriental for years, until Teacher Luo joined New Oriental. The old teachers said to me: “Teacher Luo, you are really amazing!” I quickly replied: “Please don’t say that, I am just standing on the shoulders of giants!”

49.在美国的研究生院里中国学生从来不参加课堂讨论，以至于教授都以为他们什么都不会。可是一考试就是第一一考试就是第一，那美国教授不就崩溃了吗？他根本理解不了，于是感叹道“啊，神秘的东方！”
49. In American graduate schools, Chinese students never participate in class discussions, so the professors think they know nothing. But as soon as they take exams, they always rank first. When they take exams, they always rank first, doesn’t that make the American professors collapse? They can’t understand it at all, so they exclaim, “Ah, the mysterious East!”

50.猛男的另一个特征，哭的时候要躲起来。
50. Another characteristic of a tough man is to hide when he cries.

51.这个题目是在侮辱我们的智慧。
51. This question is an insult to our intelligence.

52.幸福的直哆嗦。
52. So happy that I shiver with joy.

53.这道题，自从老罗出现以后，就解决了。老教师对我说：老罗，你真TMD牛啊！我说：快别这么说了，我只不过是站在巨人的肩膀上。
53. This question has been solved since Teacher Luo appeared. The old teacher said to me: “Teacher Luo, you are really TMD amazing!” I said: “Please don’t say that, I am just standing on the shoulders of giants.”

54.啊，该睡觉了，喝两杯咖啡。
54. Ah, it’s time to sleep, let me drink two cups of coffee.

55.就是这么彪悍！就是这么硬朗！
55. That’s how tough and manly we are!

56.日本是不是一个集体BT的民族？是！但是我从不骂他们BT，我要证明他们是如何BT。
56. Is Japan a collectively bizarre nation? Yes! But I never call them bizarre, I want to prove how bizarre they are.

57.我爸一边给人家赔药费，一边心里窃喜：TMD，这才是我儿子！
57. While my dad was paying for the other person’s medical expenses, he secretly rejoiced in his heart: “TMD, this is my son!”

58.雷锋一生扶过六千个老太太过马路。
58. Lei Feng has helped 6,000 old ladies cross the road in his life.

59.有些同学可能怀疑我的人品，我再给你们讲一个故事：“我们家原来有一棵樱桃树……你们都笑！你们笑我就不讲了。”
59. Some students may doubt my character, so let me tell you another story: “We used to have a cherry tree in our family… You all laugh! If you laugh, I won’t tell the story.”

60.“松软的肌肉和梨型的身材”……什么叫“梨形的身材”啊？咦，你们看我干什么？我绝对不是梨形的身材，我是标准的水桶身材！
60. “Soft muscles and pear-shaped figure”… What do you mean by “pear-shaped figure”? Why are you looking at me? I definitely don’t have a pear-shaped figure; I have a standard barrel-shaped figure!

61.大家都是出来混的，都不容易！
61. We are all out here struggling, and it’s not easy for anyone!

62.像我这种牛人，想找个人佩服一下的时候我就去照镜子。
62. When I, a great person like me, want to find someone to admire, I just look in the mirror.

63.ETS本来就是病态的出题，我门也就要用不正常的思路做题了。
63. ETS’s questions are inherently pathological, so we must use unconventional thinking to solve them.

64.直面惨淡的人生，正视淋漓的鲜血，彪焊的活下去！
64. Face the bleak life head-on, confront the dripping blood, and live boldly!

65.这时候你发现了一个无比体贴的第三选项，大喊一声“啊！倪萍！”
65. At this moment, you discover an incredibly considerate third option and exclaim, “Ah! Ni Ping!”

66.愚蠢本能发作了。
66. Stupidity instinct takes over.

67.瞪我干什么，我是从纯生物学角度来看待的，我们就是排斥同性恋，要是中国多些同性恋，人口就不是问题了……当然，我是异性恋了。
67. Why are you staring at me? I’m looking at this from a purely biological perspective; we just reject homosexuality. If there were more homosexuals in China, the population issue wouldn’t be a problem… Of course, I’m heterosexual.

68.我觉得你们感情没破裂……（男的给女的一巴掌，女的踹男的一脚以后）啊？真的破裂了……
68. I think your relationship hasn’t fallen apart yet… (After the man slaps the woman and she kicks him back) Ah? It really is broken…

69.穿喇叭裤就是流氓了？简直就是逻辑混乱！
69. Wearing bell-bottoms makes you a hooligan? That’s just illogical!

70.我咽下一口苦水，她还以为是咽口水。
70. I swallow a mouthful of bitterness, and she thinks I’m just swallowing saliva.

71.如果几年以后你来新东方看到一个人，咦，面熟，就是想不起来是谁，好像是罗永浩的弟弟，注意，我没有弟弟！
71. If, in a few years, you come to New Oriental and see someone who looks familiar but you can’t remember who they are, like they’re Luo Yonghao’s brother, note that I don’t have a brother!

72.人生总有几次踩到大便的时候。
72. In life, there are always a few times when you step in poop.

73.像我这样的奇男子……
73. What a wonderful man I am…

74.你们真是气死我了……哎…求求你们了！
74. You guys really drive me crazy… Oh, please!

75.要是让我遇见，我就废了他！
75. If I ever meet him, I’ll crush him!

76.我们今年的春节联欢会的主题就是突出“联欢”两个字。——这就是倪大姐的逻辑
76. The theme of our Spring Festival Gala this year is to highlight the word “gala” – that’s Ni’s logic.

77.令人愉悦的忧伤……
77. Delightful sorrow…

78.老罗：这句话对不对？对不对？对吗？不对吗？我们：……不对……老罗：你告诉我哪不对了？这简直就是没有再对的了！无聊的题，下一道！
78. Old Luo: Is this statement right? Right? Is it? Not right? We: …Wrong… Old Luo: Tell me what’s wrong with it? This is as right as it can be! Boring question, next!

79.风。冷风。冷风吹。——古龙这样写是为了赚稿费（按行计费）
79. Wind. Cold wind. Cold wind blows. – Gu Long writes this way to earn more money (paid by the line)

81.我走来走去，为中国的命运苦苦思索。
81. I pace back and forth, pondering the fate of China.

82.好了，笑话讲完了，刚才趴着的同学可以继续睡了。
82. Alright, the jokes are over; the students who were lying down can continue sleeping.

84.如果倪萍考不过GRE，那只有一个可能就是她不背单词。
84. If Ni Ping fails the GRE, the only possibility is that she didn’t memorize vocabulary.

85.你们知道老俞怎么讲填空吗？老俞以前教课的时候经常是“A，B直接排除；D，E一看必然就是错的，所以这道题选C”。那有的学生就问了“我怎么就看不出来D，E错得那么必然呢？”。这时候，老俞就会放下书，走到讲台前，给大家讲一段人生立志的小故事，底下学生都感动坏了，就忘了刚才的问题了。
85. Do you know how Lao Yu explains fill-in-the-blank questions? When Lao Yu used to teach, he often said, “A, B can be eliminated directly; D, E are obviously wrong, so the answer is C.” Some students asked, “How can’t I see that D and E are so obviously wrong?” At this time, Lao Yu would put down his book, walk to the front of the class, and tell an inspiring life story. The students were all moved and forgot their previous question.

86.当年我上住宿班的时候老俞还不象现在这么忙。上山给每期学员作一次动员演讲。那时老俞在我们心中就是神啊。一天听说晚上老俞来作演讲。于是都早早跑到演讲处集合。老俞吃过饭来了，拿起话筒，什么都没说呢，就是一个响亮的饱嗝。要多不合时宜有多不合时宜。我们当时听了都傻了，互相看了看，脸上都洋溢着痴呆幸福的光芒说∶多么平易近人的饱嗝啊！
86. Back when I attended the residential class, Lao Yu wasn’t as busy as he is now. He would go up the mountain to give a motivational speech to each group of students. At that time, Lao Yu was like a god in our hearts. One day, we heard that Lao Yu would give a speech in the evening. So we all rushed to the venue early. Lao Yu came after dinner, picked up the microphone, and before saying anything, he let out a loud burp. It was so inappropriate. We were all stunned, looked at each other, and with happy, vacant expressions, said: “What a down-to-earth burp!”

87.杀虫剂是干什么的啊？就是帮助昆虫搞优生学的。越来越好的杀虫剂把一个个小虫子搞得象小泰森似的。遇到不怎么样的杀虫剂就象下场毛毛雨，好点呢，就是洗个澡。而且这些小虫子洗澡时也不闲着，一边洗一边唱∶“我们是害虫，我们是害虫！”
87. What is insecticide for? It’s for helping insects with eugenics. Better and better insecticides make little bugs like tiny Tysons. When they encounter not-so-good insecticides, it’s like a light rain; at best, it’s just a bath. And these little bugs don’t idle while bathing, singing: “We are pests, we are pests!”

88.这就是十三岁的少年罗永浩第一次看到活生生的黑人！
88. This is the first time 13-year-old Luo Yonghao saw a living black person!

89.GRE是什么，就是让中国人体验美国人愚蠢程度的考试。
89. What is the GRE? It’s an exam that allows Chinese people to experience the level of stupidity of Americans.

91.女生就这点不好，你吵不过可以打嘛，打不过可以不打嘛！干什么去打小报告呢？
91. Girls have this bad habit: if you can’t win an argument, you can fight; if you can’t win the fight, don’t fight at all! Why report to a higher authority?

92.最土最庸俗最家常便饭的就是孔子。所以得到广泛流传。象老子庄子那都太酷拉。从远处骑个小毛驴戴个墨镜。走过你身边。然后消失在远方，可是你还觉得那墨镜在他背后。巨酷无比。语言所不能表达的就是禅，最酷。不能渐悟，只能顿悟。师傅拿个棍子。你问∶“什么是禅啊，我怎么还没悟到啊？”师傅上去就一棍子打在头上∶接着悟！当时有多少徒弟被打傻打死啊。有的徒弟聪明，被打了一下，就“啊，我懂了！”于是下山收徒弟，手里也拿个棍儿，徒弟说悟不出，上去就打∶接着悟！聪明的徒弟怎么样啊？也不用接着悟，也不用挨打，直接拿个棍就下山收徒弟。办起住宿班、冲刺班、周班、周班……
92. The most common and ordinary thing is Confucius, so it has been widely spread. Laozi and Zhuangzi were too cool. They would ride a donkey from afar, wearing sunglasses, pass by you, and disappear into the distance, but you still feel that the sunglasses are behind them. Incredibly cool. What language cannot express is Zen, the coolest. It cannot be gradually understood, only suddenly enlightened. The master takes a stick. You ask: “What is Zen? Why haven’t I realized it yet?” The master hits you on the head with the stick: Keep enlightening! How many disciples were made foolish or even killed by this? Some clever disciples, after being hit once, would say, “Ah, I understand!” So they went down the mountain to collect disciples, holding a stick in their hands. When their disciples couldn’t realize it, they would hit them: Keep enlightening! Clever disciples don’t need to keep enlightening or be hit; they directly take a stick and go down the mountain to collect disciples. They start residential classes, sprint classes, weekly classes, and so on…
郭台铭语录
Guo Taiming’s quotations

1.成长来自什么？胸怀千万里，心思细如丝。
1. Growth comes from what? Having a heart as vast as millions of miles and a mind as delicate as silk threads.

2.有压力，才称得上是工作，不然就是玩耍。既然工作难逃压力，就要有一套方法来管理流程，也就是纪律。
2. There is pressure, which makes it work; otherwise, it’s just play. Since work inevitably involves pressure, there must be a set of methods to manage the process, that is, discipline.

3.“跆拳道打得好，一定是马步蹲得扎实；少林寺和尚功夫千变万化，是挑了多少年水上山。”
3. “If Taekwondo is good, it must be because of solid horse stance; Shaolin Temple monks have ever-changing Kung Fu because they have carried water up the mountain for years.”

4.“做一个主帅，用行动表现，胜过一百篇演讲。美丽的词藻，倒不如以身作则。我认为员工对经营层的信任都是从这方面开始的。”
4. “To be a commander, actions speak louder than a hundred speeches. Beautiful words are not as good as leading by example. I believe that employees’ trust in the management layer starts from this aspect.”

5.不为物欲，不为虚名，享受工作，享受挑战，除非太阳不再升起，否则不能不达到目标。
5. Not for material desires, not for empty fame, enjoy work, enjoy challenges, unless the sun no longer rises, otherwise we must achieve our goals.

6.在快速成长的企业,领袖应该要多一点霸气。
6. In rapidly growing enterprises, leaders should have more dominance.

7.没有希望，只有欲望，人就完了。
7. Without hope, only with desires, people are doomed.

8.走出实验室，没有高科技，只有执行的纪律。
8. Stepping out of the laboratory, there is no high technology, only the discipline of execution.

9.错误并不可怕，可怕的是一再犯同样的错误。
9. Mistakes are not terrible, what’s terrible is making the same mistakes over and over again.

10.不懂就要问，想要保住面子的人，最后连里子都会输掉。
10. If you don’t understand, ask. Those who want to save face will eventually lose everything.

11.“创新”将是以知识融合经验，提升制造科技的“核心竞争力”。
11. “Innovation” will be the integration of knowledge and experience, enhancing the “core competitiveness” of manufacturing technology.