1.我有三句话想跟你说，包括下面这一句，谢谢我讲完了。
1. I have three things I want to tell you, including this one. Thank you, I’m done.
2.我好想你哟，什么时候才能见到你？你想得我晚上都睡不着，辗转反侧，难以入眠，夜不能寐。借我的钱该还了吧？
2. I miss you so much, when can I see you? I think of you so much that I can’t sleep at night, tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep, sleepless nights. It’s time to return the money you borrowed, right?
3.你有一颗善良的心，你会大公无私地帮助这个世界上每一个需要帮助的人，大家都说你是天上降临人间专门帮助别人的天使，可惜的是，脸先着地了！
3. You have a kind heart, and you selflessly help everyone in the world who needs help. Everyone says you are an angel sent from heaven to help others, but unfortunately, you fell face-first!
4.你以为你躲起来，我就找不到你了吗？没用的，不管在什么地方，你身上总有一种吸引别人注意的气场，你也不是不知道，这么久不洗澡，那味儿会很大的！
4. Do you think you can hide from me? It’s useless. No matter where you are, you always have an aura that attracts people’s attention. You know it too, not taking a bath for so long, that smell will be strong!
5.你一直想穿越回到古代当皇上，终于有一个高人施法术帮你穿越回去了，你那个高兴啊，你拿镜子一照，妈啊，高人法术太厉害了吧，回到人猿时代了！
5. You always wanted to go back in time to be an emperor, and finally, a master cast a spell to help you go back. You were so happy, but when you looked in the mirror, oh my, the master’s spell was too powerful! You went back to the Age of Apes!
6.怎么搞的?拨你的手机，语音提示说：您拨打的是外地小懒猪，请在所拨打的号码前加拨猪圈区号。真不敢相信，再拨打一遍，语音提示：机主已被屠宰。
6. What’s going on? I called your phone, and the voice message said: “The number you dialed is for an out-of-town little lazy pig, please dial the pigpen area code before the number.” I can’t believe it, I called again, and the voice message said: “The owner of the phone has been slaughtered.”
7.我能想到最浪漫的事，就是看你慢慢地变胖。那样我就有猪肉吃咯。哦耶!
7. The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you slowly gain weight. That way, I’ll have pork to eat. Oh yeah!
8.听说吃大蒜可以预防甲流，觉得很有道理，你想呀：吃了大蒜，别人嫌你有味儿，不愿接近你，甲流病毒也就近不了身了!哈哈，出门前别忘了含两瓣大蒜哦!
8. I heard that eating garlic can prevent H1N1 flu, and it makes sense. You think about it: after eating garlic, people don’t want to get close to you because of the smell, and the H1N1 virus can’t get near you either! Haha, don’t forget to chew two cloves of garlic before going out!
9.遇到你是我心动的开始，爱上你是我幸福的选择;追求你是我走向幸福的起点;拥有你是我最珍贵的财富;踏入红毯是我永恒的动力!遗憾的是我发错人了!
9. Meeting you was the beginning of my heartbeat, falling in love with you was my happy choice; pursuing you was the start of my journey to happiness; having you is my most precious treasure; stepping onto the red carpet is my eternal motivation! Unfortunately, I sent this message to the wrong person!
10.千万别动!静静的看着这条短信!看看上面，看看下面，别忘了左边和右边!看完了吗?看完就删除吧!
10. Don’t move! Quietly read this message! Look at the top, the bottom, and don’t forget the left and right sides! Finished reading? Delete it then!
11.千万次地问自己，为何最近总想你，牵肠挂肚惦记你，梦中影像总是你，发条信息也为你，不好意思提醒你，鼓足勇气问问你：啥时候请我吃饭呀？
11. I’ve asked myself a thousand times, why do I always think of you lately, care about you deeply, always see you in my dreams, and send messages for you? I’m sorry to remind you, I muster up the courage to ask you: when will you treat me to a meal?
12.新年到了，有四个字要对你说，虽然有一点不好意思，但这不是害羞的时候，不说出来，我会后悔莫及，所以我很真心地对你说，红包拿来！
12. The New Year is here, and there are four words I want to tell you. Although it’s a bit embarrassing, this is not the time to be shy. If I don’t say it, I’ll regret it, so I sincerely say to you, give me the red envelope!
13.饿的时候不吃!我做到了;困的时候不睡!我也做到了;冷的时候不加衣，我又做到了。我这么强的一个人，可惜啊，想你的时候，不告诉你，我没做到。
13. When I’m hungry, I don’t eat! I’ve done it; when I’m sleepy, I don’t sleep! I’ve done that too; when I’m cold, I don’t add clothes, and I’ve done that as well. I’m such a strong person, but when I think of you, I haven’t been able to tell you.
14.真希望和你一起去看海，却一直没有去；真希望和你去登山，却因茫然而没有去；真希望和你一起去流浪，结果碰到了警察，说：逛街不许带狗！
14. I really hope to go see the sea with you, but we never went; I really hope to go hiking with you, but we didn’t go because of confusion; I really hope to wander with you, but we ended up encountering the police, who said: “No dogs allowed when shopping!”
15.我要告诉你一件事哟，你千万不要告诉别人，听说城里人最近老打狗，不知道你主人最近打你了没有啊？老主人怀念你啊！
15. I want to tell you something, and you must not tell anyone else. I heard that people in the city have been beating dogs lately. Do you know if your owner has beaten you recently? Your old owner misses you!
16.注意啦，夏季空调省电攻略送给你，我多年的经验，是朋友才告诉你：第一步，找到空调电源；第二步，拔掉电源；第三步，检查效果，看，电表转慢了吧。
16. Pay attention, here’s a summer air conditioner power-saving strategy for you, based on my years of experience. I’m only telling you because we’re friends: Step 1, find the air conditioner power supply; Step 2, unplug it; Step 3, check the results. See, the electric meter is spinning slower now.
17.有一种默契叫做心照不宣，有一种感觉叫做妙不可言，有一种思念叫做望眼欲穿，有一种白痴会最后看完！
17. There is a kind of tacit understanding called unspoken, a feeling called indescribable, a longing called yearning, and a fool who will read till the end!
18.春天的花很艳，那是你明媚的笑容；夏天的太阳炽热，那是你的激情；秋天的硕果累累，那是你的收成；冬天的风吹来了，小青娃，你该冬眠了！
18. The flowers in spring are so beautiful, just like your bright smile; the sun in summer is scorching hot, just like your passion; the fruits in autumn are abundant, just like your harvest; the winter wind is blowing, Little Frog, it’s time for you to hibernate!
19.沐浴着微风，你潇洒轻松；沐浴着阳光，你玉树临风；你味道浓浓，鸡鸭鱼肉都需要你的调控，你是厨房里的英雄！我不能没有你，大葱！
19. Bathed in the breeze, you are relaxed and cool; bathed in the sunlight, you are elegant and poised; your taste is rich, and the cooking of chicken, duck, and fish all depends on your control. You are the hero in the kitchen! I can’t live without you, green onion!
20.学语文就是为了发短信；学数学就是为了数钞票；学英语就是为了装洋气；学物理就是为了制造原子弹；学美术就是为了不用看二师兄的照片也能画得像你！
20. Learning Chinese is for sending text messages; learning math is for counting money; learning English is for pretending to be sophisticated; learning physics is for making atomic bombs; learning art is for drawing you without even looking at a photo of you, Second Brother!
21.看着你一天比一天消瘦的身躯，我难受得吃不下睡不着，我求求你了，别再瘦下去了，如果你再继续这样瘦下去的话，别人会以为我…我给你喂瘦肉精呢！
21. Seeing you getting thinner day by day, I feel so upset that I can’t eat or sleep. Please, don’t get any thinner. If you continue to lose weight like this, people will think I’m… feeding you lean meat hormone!
22.哥们，我昨天去看演出，发现有一个演员跟你长得一模一样，我就问工作人员：长得像我哥们那个演员是谁啊？工作人员说：那个是…从非洲买来的猩猩。
22. Buddy, I went to a show yesterday and saw an actor who looked just like you. I asked the staff, “Who is the actor that looks like my buddy?” The staff said, “That’s… the chimpanzee bought from Africa.”
23.你在我心目中，就像“好多鱼”一样。你知道，我最喜欢好多鱼了，它不仅味道好，而且更是因为你—-真的“好多余”！哈，玩笑啦，想你啦，回电哦！
23. You are like “So Many Fish” in my heart. You know, I love So Many Fish the most, not only because of its great taste but also because of you - you are really “so unnecessary”! Ha, just kidding, I miss you, call me back!
24.耳朵痒吗?那代表我在想你，眼睛痒吗?那代表我想见你，嘴痒吗?那代表我想吻你，身体痒吗?那代表……别瞎想了，都快长虱子了，赶快洗澡去吧!
24. Is your ear itching? It means I’m thinking of you. Is your eye itching? It means I want to see you. Is your mouth itching? It means I want to kiss you. Is your body itching? It means… Stop thinking nonsense, you’re almost getting lice! Hurry up and take a bath!
25.男：我可以亲你吗，女：不可以，男:我刚刚说啥？，女:我可以亲你吗，男：可以。
25. Boy: Can I kiss you? Girl: No. Boy: What did I just say? Girl: Can I kiss you? Boy: Yes.
26.“很怀念那段日子，你在我前面扭捏的走在乡间的小路，低着头，乡亲们见了我们都夸你：嘿，又漂亮又干净!也夸我：多好的孩子，这么小年级就出来放猪!”
26. “I really miss those days when you walked ahead of me on the country path, twirling and wriggling, with your head down. The villagers saw us and praised you: ‘Hey, she’s so beautiful and clean!’ They also praised me: ‘What a good child, so young and already herding pigs!’”
27.这次发信息，主要有三个目的：一是联络感情;二是打发时间;三是我很负责任地告诉你：天气凉了，记得不要再穿开裆裤了。
27. The main purpose of this message is threefold: to maintain our relationship; to pass the time; and to responsibly inform you that the weather is getting colder, remember not to wear open-crotch pants anymore.
28.夜已深，独自走在小巷，突然觉得好孤独，好寂寞，好害怕，我心中急切地想着你，念着你，盼着你，要是你在我身边该多好啊，我真的很需要你——手电筒！
28. It’s late at night, walking alone in the alley, suddenly feeling so lonely, so lonely, and scared. I desperately think of you, miss you, and long for you. If only you were by my side, I really need you - flashlight!
29.记得我那次真的狠下心了，扭头准备离开，身后传来了你无助的哭声与撕心裂肺的喊叫，突然之间我感觉到了我是多么地需要你。我一回身把你抱紧：“这头猪我真的不卖了！”
29. I remember that time when I really made up my mind to leave, turning my head and preparing to go. Behind me, I heard your helpless crying and heart-wrenching screams. Suddenly, I realized how much I needed you. I turned around and hugged you tightly: “I won’t sell this pig!”
30.今晚夜色很美，很想跟你分享，很想带你一起欣赏……不过，我怕别人用异样的眼光看我们，毕竟晚上带只蠢猪出门，是很难不引起旁人注意的！
30. The night is beautiful tonight, and I really want to share it with you, and take you to appreciate it together… But I’m afraid that people will look at us strangely, after all, taking a stupid pig out at night is hard not to attract attention!
31.阳光明媚，微风轻轻吹，杨柳多情地摇动着枝条，桃花吐着迷人的芳香，小溪在唱着欢快的歌儿，好一幅春天的画卷，我想说的是…好好工作，老板来啦！
31. The sun is shining brightly, the breeze is gently blowing, the willows are shaking their branches affectionately, the peach blossoms are emitting a charming fragrance, and the stream is singing a cheerful song. What a beautiful spring scene! What I want to say is… work hard, the boss is coming!
32.你真的想知道我喜欢你的哪一点吗？可是我真的不敢说出口，但是又不得不说出口。我就是喜欢你离我远一点。
32. Do you really want to know what I like about you? But I dare not say it, yet I have to say it. I just like you to stay away from me.
33.我很希望能一定陪在你的身边，你睡得好吗？吃得饱吗？晚上会冷吗？我知道你总不会照顾自己。每次我一走开，你就会从猪栏里跳出来！
33. I really hope I can always be by your side. Do you sleep well? Are you well-fed? Do you feel cold at night? I know you never take care of yourself. Every time I leave, you jump out of the pigsty!
34.前天我送你回家，走到一幢豪华的大楼前，你深情地看着我说到了，你回去吧。我久久望着你的背影，看见上面写着四个字：精神病院。
34. The day before yesterday, I walked you home and arrived in front of a luxurious building. You looked at me affectionately and said you were home, and told me to go back. I gazed at your back for a long time and saw four words written on it: Mental Hospital.
35.刚听说你被拐卖，真的把我吓坏，你虽然从小痴呆，但对社会无害，谁人如此大胆，竟敢拿你去卖，我真替他担心，卖得掉才怪。
35. I just heard that you were kidnapped, which really scared me. Although you’ve been mentally challenged since childhood, you’re harmless to society. Who would dare to sell you? I’m really worried for them; it’ll be strange if they can sell you.
36.实在有点想你了，很想和你一起见见面，就这样地看看你，可我真的又不想……我心里好乱—-每次看到你我都心里乱跳，精神病院检查结果出来了，你真的是脑残！
36. I can’t help but miss you and want to meet you, just to look at you. But I really don’t want to… My heart is in turmoil every time I see you. The results from the mental hospital are in; you really are mentally challenged!
37.我知道你喜欢我，但我真的不喜欢你，虽然你肚子里已经有了我的血肉，但还是请你不要再骚扰我了，否则我就对你不客气了，你个死蚊子！
37. I know you like me, but I really don’t like you. Even though you have my child in your belly, please stop bothering me, or I will be unkind to you, you dead mosquito!
38.难以忘记把你捧着手心的感觉，难以忘记吻着你时的丝丝心动，难以忘记你的特有的味道，让我再狠命的吮吸你一下吧——香烟。
38. It’s hard to forget the feeling of holding you in my palm, the tingling heartbeat when kissing you, and your unique taste. Let me suck on you one more time, cigarette.
39.八戒化斋一直未归。这天，一个酷似八戒的人从远处走来，悟空说可能是妖精，唐僧说：发条短信试试，回的就是八戒，不回就是妖精！
39. Bajie has been gone for a long time collecting alms. One day, a person who looks like Bajie came from afar. Wukong said it might be a demon, and Tang Seng said: Send a text message to test, if they reply, it’s Bajie; if not, it’s a demon!
40.夏日周末，酷暑炎热，骄阳似火，我很想你。一想你就浑身燥热，一燥热就特别想和你见面，一见面我就迫不及待地想扑进你的怀里…我亲爱的游泳池！
40. On a hot summer weekend, I miss you so much. Thinking of you makes me feel hot all over. When I’m hot, I especially want to meet you. Once we meet, I can’t wait to jump into your arms… my dear swimming pool!
41.请先摸摸你那红嫩的小脸，再摸摸你的小肚子！好！这次养猪知识讲座到此结束，明天见！
41. Please touch your rosy little face and then your belly. Alright! This pig farming knowledge lecture ends here. See you tomorrow!
42.听说那天你披了一个破麻袋，迈着怪怪的步伐；被当做小偷给抓起来了，还给你带上了狗牌？
42. I heard that you wore a torn sack and walked with a strange gait that day. You were caught as a thief and given a dog tag?
43.我一直想对你说三个字，可你知道它的份量，我怕一旦说出咱们连朋友都没得做。可我控制不住感情鼓起勇气对你说：你是猪。
43. I’ve always wanted to say three words to you, but you know their weight. I’m afraid that once I say them, we won’t be friends anymore. But I can’t control my feelings and muster the courage to tell you: You are a pig.
44.五脏属五行，肝属木，心属火，肺属金，肾属水，脾属土。我帮你算了一下，原来你五行缺火和金，难怪那么长时间不请我吃饭，原来你没心没肺啊！
44. The five organs correspond to the five elements: liver to wood, heart to fire, lungs to metal, kidneys to water, and spleen to earth. I calculated for you and found that you lack fire and metal. No wonder you haven’t invited me for a meal for so long; it turns out you have no heart and lungs!
45.自从我第一次看见你时，就已经深深地被你吸引住了，你的那行为举止，让我忍不住实在想多看你两眼，现在我实在憋不住了，想对你说：你简直就是一只会两条腿走路的小狗。
45. Since the first time I saw you, I was deeply attracted to you. Your behavior made me unable to resist looking at you more. Now I can’t hold back any longer and want to tell you: You are just a little dog walking on two legs.
46.给马桶好好擦了身以后，马桶为了感谢我，问我有什么愿望可以帮我实现，我就说：希望你帮我照顾正在看短信的这头猪！希望他每次便便的时候都开开心心！
46. After cleaning the toilet thoroughly, it thanked me and asked if there was any wish it could help me fulfill. I said: I hope you take care of the pig who is reading this message! I hope he is always happy when he uses the toilet!
47.你是江南第八怪，不回家总在外，不喝酒老吃菜，不谈情老做爱，做爱经常套不带，常拿小姐当被盖，不给钱竟耍懒，经常让人拿脚踹。
47. You are the eighth weirdo from the south of the Yangtze River. You never go home and always stay outside, never drink but eat a lot of vegetables, never talk about love but have sex often, frequently have sex without a condom, treat prostitutes as quilts, refuse to pay and act lazy, and often get kicked.
48.真是一件怪事？刚拨了一下你的手机，提示音回复：对方正在裸奔。怕听错了！又拨了过去，这时候提示音回复：对不起，所拨的用户已奔出地球。
48. Isn’t it strange? I just called your phone, and the prompt said: The recipient is running naked. Afraid I misheard, I called again, and this time the prompt said: Sorry, the user you dialed has run out of the Earth.
49.为了你，我做了好多准备，专门跑了一趟超市，买了许多你需要的东西，这下子好了，万事具备，你这只鸭子终于可以下锅了。
49. For you, I have made many preparations, specifically ran to the supermarket, and bought many things you need. Now everything is ready, and you, this duck, can finally be cooked.
50.公猪马上被杀，只听对主人苦苦哀求：杀我不要紧，只是求你们不要让我老婆看到，不要让她难过，不要打扰她，就让它在那里玩她的手机吧。
50. The boar is about to be killed, and he pleads to the owner: “It doesn’t matter if you kill me, but please don’t let my wife see it, don’t let her be sad, don’t disturb her, just let her play with her phone there.”
51.你表现出色立了大功，组织决定嘉奖你。你脖子挂着奖章坐在桌边，面对丰盛的宴席你不为所动，我疑惑间，却见你飞身越起，扑向一物，仔细一看：一根骨头。
51. You have performed well and made a great contribution, so the organization decided to reward you. You sit at the table with a medal around your neck, unmoved by the sumptuous feast. I am puzzled, but then I see you leap forward and pounce on something. Upon closer inspection, it turns out to be a bone.
52.一直想见到你，却因事忙不能和你想见，今天终于有时间了。所以我特意来狗窝看看你。
52. I have always wanted to see you, but I was too busy to meet with you. Today, I finally have some time, so I came to the doghouse to see you.
53.你知道吗，今天癞蛤蟆向天鹅表白了，天鹅说：谁长成你这样子还不如去死！癞蛤蟆不服气：那隔壁的猪头还活得好好的呢！猪头郁闷地说：我只是在看短信，咋又中枪了？
53. You know, today the toad confessed to the swan, and the swan said, “If anyone looks like you, they might as well die!” The toad was unconvinced: “But the pig next door is still living a good life!” The pig sighed, “I’m just reading a text message, why am I getting involved?”
54.养在家里的是家猪，生在山中的叫野猪，读这信息的是蠢猪，如果在笑的是笨猪，生气的是肥猪，不理我的是死猪，不回复的连猪都不如。
54. The ones raised at home are domestic pigs, the ones born in the mountains are wild boars, the one reading this message is a foolish pig, the one laughing is a silly pig, the one getting angry is a fat pig, the one ignoring me is a dead pig, and the one who doesn’t reply is worse than a pig.
55.最近流行老鼠爱大米，让我不禁想起你。你柔若无骨的嫩肌肤，你弱不禁风的小身体，真是让我提心又吊胆：该死的米虫！可别来祸害我家的米！
55. Recently, it has become popular for mice to love rice, which reminds me of you. Your tender and delicate skin, your frail little body, really make me worried: Damn rice worm! Don’t come to harm my family’s rice!
56.今夜的月光真的很美很美，真想与你一起漫步在大街上，我好喜欢和你一起肩并肩的走着的感觉……只是，我害怕别人用异样的眼光看我，毕竟晚上带头猪上街，很容易被人注意的！
56. Tonight’s moonlight is truly beautiful, and I really want to take a walk with you on the street. I love the feeling of walking side by side with you… but I’m afraid others will look at me strangely, after all, taking a pig out on the street at night is quite noticeable!
57.最近一段时间老流行着老鼠爱大米，这让我不由自主地想起了你。你那柔若无骨的肌肤，你那弱不禁风的小身了，真让我提心吊胆：该死的虫子！不要再来祸害我家的米了！
57. Recently, it has become popular for mice to love rice, which makes me think of you involuntarily. Your tender and delicate skin, your frail little body, really make me worried: Damn bug! Stop harming my family’s rice!
58.猪是猪变的，牛是牛变的，你是什么变的？人变啊。不是，你是你妈妈生的。
58. Pigs come from other pigs, cows come from other cows, what do you come from? Human. No, you were born from your mother.
59.在我的眼里，你一直无忧无虑，吃饭是那么香那么甜，睡觉时都那么舒坦。有时候感觉：真羡慕你这样的小狗生活！
59. In my eyes, you have always been carefree, enjoying your meals so much, and sleeping so comfortably. Sometimes I feel: I really envy your dog-like life!
60.你长的很有创意，活着是你的勇气，丑不是你的本意，是上帝发了脾气，活下去，没有你，谁来衬托世界的美丽！
60. You have a very creative appearance, and living is your courage. Ugliness is not your intention; it’s just that God got angry. Keep living, without you, who would highlight the beauty of the world?
61.你与我静静地走在家乡的小路上，你害羞地低头不语。乡亲们见了我都说：好孩子，打扮得干净又漂亮，可惜这么小年纪就出来放猪！
61. Walking quietly with you on the hometown’s path, you shyly lower your head and don’t speak. The villagers see me and say, “What a good child, so clean and pretty, but it’s a pity that you’re out herding pigs at such a young age!”
62.自我感觉良好的往下来，自我感觉幽默的往下来，自我感觉有魅力的往下看，自我感觉聪明的往下来，嗯，是挺不要脸的。
62. For those who think they are good-looking, scroll down; for those who think they are humorous, scroll down; for those who think they are charming, scroll down; for those who think they are smart, scroll down. Well, you are quite shameless.
63.大家注意了，智力大比拼：选手是象，猪和你。比赛结果已经出来了：第一是象要比猪强，你要比象强。最后的排名是：你象猪。好的，来点掌声！
63. Attention everyone, it’s time for an intelligence contest: The competitors are an elephant, a pig, and you. The results are in: First place goes to the elephant, stronger than the pig, and you are stronger than the elephant. The final ranking is: You are like a pig. Okay, let’s have some applause!
64.有了你以后，我相信命运的安排；有了你以后，我相信缘份的注定；可能这所有一切都是在冥冥之中牵引着你和我。真想生气地说：我上辈子我欠了你多少啊！
64. With you, I believe in fate’s arrangement; with you, I believe in the predestined encounter; perhaps all of this is guiding you and me in the unseen world. I really want to say angrily: How much do I owe you from my previous life?
65.说你是凤凰，我说你是乌鸦；你说你是玫瑰花，我说你是？]蛤蟆；你说你是活泼的小鹿，我说你是淘气的小猪！
65. If I say you are a phoenix, I say you are a crow; if you say you are a rose, I say you are a toad; if you say you are a lively deer, I say you are a mischievous pig!
66.一种喜欢加上一种迷恋，汇成我对你火热的爱；生活的点滴日常琐碎，我都要紧紧把你依赖；不管风雨抑或坎坷，人生有你我就无所畏惧。真的需要你，钱！
66. A kind of fondness plus a kind of infatuation, converge into my fiery love for you; the trivialities of daily life, I rely on you tightly; no matter the wind and rain or the rough roads, with you in my life, I fear nothing. I really need you, money!
67.说你啥好呢？你果然与众不同！给点阳光，你就灿烂；给点幸福，你就浪漫；给点夸奖，你就屁颠；给点赞美，你就臭美；给点表扬，你就疯狂。
67. What should I say about you? You are indeed different from others! Give you some sunshine, and you shine brightly; give you some happiness, and you become romantic; give you some praise, and you strut around; give you some compliments, and you become smug; give you some applause, and you go wild.
68.你知道吗？我们很久以前就认识了，你紧紧地跟着我，用你的脸贴着我，用你的鼻嗅着我，还用你的嘴温柔地咬了我一口……那时候，我叫吕洞宾。
68. Do you know? We knew each other a long time ago. You followed me closely, pressing your face against mine and sniffing me with your nose, even gently biting me with your mouth… At that time, I was called Lu Dongbin.
69.你血压高，血脂高，职位不高。大会不发言，小会不发言，前列腺发炎。政绩不突出，业绩不突出，腰间盘突出。
69. You have high blood pressure, high blood lipids, but not a high position. You don’t speak at big meetings, nor at small meetings, but you have prostatitis. Your achievements are not outstanding, nor your performance, but your lumbar disc is protruding.
70.看了牛郎织女的故事后，我才知道什么叫–爱情；看了桃园三结义的故事后，我才知道什么叫–兄弟；看了你和猩猩的合照后，我才知道什么叫–绝配！
70. After reading the story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, I finally understood what love is; after reading the story of the Peach Garden Oath, I finally understood what brotherhood is; after seeing your photo with the chimpanzee, I finally understood what a perfect match is!
71.看到那么多人喜欢你，我也暗暗地给自己鼓劲，一定要尝试着去追求你，当我走近你的那一刹那，闻着身上所发出的气息，我终于忍不住吐了…臭豆腐！
71. Seeing so many people like you, I secretly encouraged myself to try to pursue you. When I approached you and smelled the odor emanating from your body, I couldn’t help but vomit… stinky tofu!
72.假如时光可以静止，我希望停留在你最幸福的那一刻。假如时光可以倒流，我希望回到你我儿童的时光，过着无忧虑的日子，每天都能见到你那满脸的，鼻涕！
72. If time could stand still, I wish to stay at the moment when you are the happiest. If time could go back, I wish to return to our childhood, living carefree days, and seeing you with a runny nose every day!
73.真不明白，为何每天晚上你总是尽量站在有光的地方，后来经人提醒我才明白，原来你是想当夜明猪呀！
73. I really don’t understand why you always try to stand in the light every night. Later, someone reminded me, and I finally understood that you wanted to be a luminous pig!
74.你拽，你拽，最会是当别人不存在，整天就只会到处去晒，也不怕把别人都吓坏，别以为自己长得很帅，其实你只是天蓬元帅！
74. You are so arrogant, always acting as if others don’t exist, showing off everywhere, not afraid to scare others. Don’t think you are handsome; in fact, you are just Marshal Tian Peng!
75.那个夏日的午后，我带你走进青纱帐。太阳高高地照着，微风撩起我的衣衫，我们一起度过了美好的下午：你低头吃草，我看小人书！
75. On that summer afternoon, I took you into the green curtain. The sun was shining high, the breeze lifting my clothes, and we spent a beautiful afternoon together: you eating grass, me reading a comic book!
76.据说，男女对视不足秒，是没好感；对视秒，是有好感；对视秒，会情愫暗生；对视秒，那是感情深厚；而我，竟和你对视秒，我……我想吐啊！
76. It is said that if men and women look at each other for less than a second, they have no affection; if they look at each other for a second, they have affection; if they look at each other for seconds, romantic feelings will arise; if they look at each other for seconds, their feelings are deep; and I, after looking at you for seconds, I… I want to vomit!
77.你好可爱——可怜没人爱；你长得真不错——长得这样真的不是你的错；你是天才——天生的蠢才；你很气质——小气又神经质。
77. You are so cute - pitiful that no one loves you; you look really good - it’s not your fault to look like that; you are a genius - a naturally born fool; you are very temperamental - stingy and neurotic.
78.清晨你轻轻地走近我的床前，深情地吻着我的脸，你那深遂的眼眸始终注视着我，实在无法拒绝你——“狗狗乖，带你去散步”。
78. In the early morning, you gently approached my bedside, kissing my face passionately, your deep eyes always staring at me, I couldn’t refuse you - “Good dog, let’s go for a walk.”
79.温馨提醒：天气多变，小心穿衣！小雨是我想你，阵雨是心不移，刮风是送心意，阴天是很惦记，晴天是不分离，多云是有惊喜！如果下雪，那就是你没睡醒！
79. Warm reminder: The weather is changeable, be careful with your clothing! Light rain means I miss you, showers mean my heart is unchanging, wind sends my thoughts, cloudy days mean I care, sunny days mean we won’t be separated, and cloudy days bring surprises! If it snows, that means you haven’t woken up yet!
80.自打与你失去联系那天起，我就天天牵挂着你，到处寻找你的下落，也许你不知道我有多着急，但是，我依然不会放弃，因为——猪肉涨价了，你升值啦！
80. Since the day I lost contact with you, I have been worrying about you every day, searching for your whereabouts. Maybe you don’t know how anxious I am, but I will never give up because - pork prices have risen, and you have increased in value!
81.经过我一番查经引典，并访遍中外心理学家、自然学家、物理学家等等，结合我做的实验，我终于找到了一个避暑方法，那就是：哪凉快哪呆着去！
81. After consulting various references and visiting psychologists, naturalists, physicists, and others from both China and abroad, combined with my own experiments, I finally found a way to escape the heat: just stay where it’s cool!
82.有个人对我说，你除了吃什么也不会，我把他狠狠地揍了一顿，居然这么诋毁你，别人我不知道，你我还不知道吗？除了吃，你至少还会睡觉、奔跑和拉磨！
82. Someone told me that you can do nothing but eat. I gave them a good beating, how dare they slander you like that! I may not know others, but I know you can do more than just eat; you can also sleep, run, and grind flour!
83.你不苟言笑，却爱卖弄风骚；你嘴虽不甜，却讨人喜欢；你爱献殷勤，却无不轨之心；你天生还有看门的本领，看你瞪圆了双目，这块骨头赏给你了。
83. You may not be a joker, but you love to show off your charm; although your words may not be sweet, you are still likable; you may be eager to please, but you have no ill intentions; you are naturally gifted with the ability to guard, and as you stare at me with your round eyes, here’s a bone for you.
84.夜已很深，我从梦中醒来，在郊外的草地上，当你慢慢地向我靠近，我的心狂跳不止，这一切来得太突然，让我不知所措地大叫…老鼠！
84. It’s late at night, and I wake up from my dream on the grassland outside the city. As you slowly approach me, my heart races uncontrollably. Everything happens so suddenly that I can’t help but scream… mouse!
85.你的国语标准么？请跟我一起念：万万望望，望旺万旺，万腕忘忘，万旺万旺。好了，狗狗别叫了，吃骨头啰！
85. Is your Mandarin standard? Please chant with me: Wan wan wang wang, wang wang wan wan, wan wan wang wang, wan wang wan wan. Alright, stop barking, doggie, it’s time for a bone!
86.日复一日单调忙碌的生活，有时会让人忘了自己的存在，这时，你只需拿一把榔头在大拇指上轻轻一砸，便可轻而易举地找回你自己。
86. The monotonous and busy daily life may sometimes make you forget your own existence. In such moments, you just need to gently hit your thumb with a hammer to easily find yourself again.
87.我真的很喜欢你大大的耳朵宽宽的脸，厚厚的嘴唇黑黑的眼。你的歌声很奇妙，歌词总是一个调–哼哼哼-哼哼哼。你就是我的宠物猪崽崽！
87. I really like your big ears, wide face, thick lips, and black eyes. Your singing is quite peculiar; the lyrics always follow the same tune - humming, humming. You are my pet piglet!
88.你天生脑袋带漩，脸黑五指不见，两片菜叶掩面，江湖飞壁走檐，闹得鸡飞狗唤，美女见了傻眼。自认丐帮老大，实住精神病院。
88. You are born with a swirl on your head, dark face with five fingers invisible, covering your face with two leaves, leaping over walls and rooftops, causing chaos among chickens and dogs, and stunning beauties. You claim to be the leader of the beggars’ gang, but in reality, you live in a mental hospital.
89.一天一只螳螂对着一只蚂蚁炫耀说：你看我有两把刀多么帅气。蚂蚁正要说话，这时过来一只鸡一口就吃掉了螳螂，蚂蚁见到，摇摇头说：不知道现在正严打吗？还敢拿着个刀在街上乱跑。
89. One day, a mantis showed off its two swords to an ant, saying how handsome it looked. The ant was about to speak when a chicken came by and swallowed the mantis. The ant shook its head and said, “Don’t you know there’s a crackdown going on? How dare you run around with a sword in the street?”
90.若思念是一缕青烟，让狂风吹到你身边，让你知道我有多想你；若牵挂是一滴雨水，让大雨在你头上下起，让你知道我有多念你；感冒了吧？
90. If missing you is like a wisp of smoke, let the strong wind blow it to you, so you know how much I miss you; if worrying about you is like a drop of rain, let the heavy rain pour on your head, so you know how much I care for you; did you catch a cold?
91.最新健身法：单腿站立，头侧偏，站立的单腿弯曲，然后迅速伸直，使身体脱离地面，做自由落体。同时单手击打头部，脑中的积水会自耳孔流出，做做看！
91. The latest fitness method: stand on one leg, tilt your head, bend the standing leg, and then quickly straighten it, making your body脱离地面, perform a free fall. At the same time, slap your head with one hand, and the fluid in your brain will flow out of your ear孔. Give it a try!
92.师傅感冒了，念个经就好；大师兄感冒了，翻个筋斗就好；我感冒了，舞回铲就好；你感冒了，别出门才好。二师兄，你一感冒，全球发愁，真牛。
92. When the master catches a cold, chanting a sutra will make it better; when the eldest disciple catches a cold, doing a somersault will help; when I catch a cold, dancing with a shovel will do the trick; but when you catch a cold, it’s better not to go out. Second brother, when you catch a cold, the whole world worries, you’re really something.
93.昨天在网上看到你用的那个型号手机辐射特别大，吓了我一跳，刚要通知你，又看到说对智商小于的人不起作用，我才放心，你也别担心，继续用吧。
93. Yesterday, I saw online that the model of your mobile phone has a particularly high radiation level, which startled me. I was about to notify you, but then I saw that it has no effect on people with an IQ less than… I felt relieved, so don’t worry, just keep using it.
94.今天我们一起去回忆童年吧，我们一起玩丢手绢，一起玩投沙包，我就不信了，用尽我全部的力量还不能把你的头变成蒙古包。
94. Let’s recall our childhood together today. We’ll play “dropping handkerchiefs” and “throwing sandbags.” I don’t believe that using all my strength, I still can’t turn your head into a Mongolian yurt.
95.实在报歉，这么晚打扰你，我只是想问一下：你睡了没？
95. I’m really sorry to bother you so late, but I just want to ask: have you gone to bed?
96.上厕所没带上纸，准备打电话叫人送，拿出手机一看，呃没信号，谁建的厕所！服了。
96. I went to the bathroom without bringing any toilet paper and was about to call someone to bring some. I took out my phone and saw there was no signal. Who built this bathroom? I’m amazed.
97.你想出人头地吗？你想发财致富吗？你想光宗耀祖吗？你想大富大贵吗？你想升官发财吗？别胡思乱想了，洗洗睡吧，明天还得上班呢！
97. Do you want to make a name for yourself? Do you want to get rich? Do you want to bring honor to your family? Do you want to be wealthy and prestigious? Do you want to climb the social ladder and make a fortune? Stop daydreaming, go wash up and sleep, you still have to go to work tomorrow!
98.听说你最近变了，戒烟戒酒戒赌戒色，戒贪戒烦戒工作戒爱情，所以人们都叫你八戒。
98. I heard that you’ve changed recently, quitting smoking, alcohol, gambling, and lust, as well as greed, annoyance, work, and love. That’s why people call you “Bajie.”
99.看着万里无云的天空，听着小溪哗啦哗啦的流水声，身边的小草随风轻轻地摇摆着，大自然是多么美好啊，可惜空气被你刚才放的一个屁给污染了！
99. Looking at the cloudless sky, listening to the gurgling sound of the stream, and the grass swaying gently in the wind by your side, nature is so beautiful. It’s a pity that the air was polluted by the fart you just let out!
100.记得那天晚上，你梦到了自己拥有了一双梦寐以求的可以飞翔的翅膀，我就轻轻地扇动着翅膀然后轻轻地来到你的面前—-然后踢你一脚说：别做梦了，笨蛋！
100. I remember that night when you dreamed of having a pair of long-awaited wings to fly. I gently flapped the wings and came to you, then kicked you and said, “Stop dreaming, idiot!”
101.谢谢你春天陪我观百花，夏日伴我看夕阳，秋季陪我赏落叶，冬天伴我看雪景。如果没有你，再美的风景都是模糊的，真的谢谢你…眼镜！
101. Thank you for accompanying me to watch the flowers in spring, enjoy the sunset in summer, appreciate the falling leaves in autumn, and gaze at the snow scene in winter. Without you, even the most beautiful scenery would be blurred. I really appreciate you… glasses!
102.经常删朋友圈和微博的原因是：因为这一秒高傲冷漠的自己，讨厌上一秒愚昧矫情的自己。
102. The reason for frequently deleting WeChat moments and Weibo posts is that the arrogant and indifferent self of this second dislikes the ignorant and melodramatic self of the previous second.
103.从猴子变成人需要成千上万年，从人变回猴子只用一瓶酒。
103. It takes thousands of years for a monkey to evolve into a human, but it only takes a bottle of alcohol for a human to devolve into a monkey.
104.好看的皮囊你玩不起，有趣的灵魂不搭理你，精致的皮囊千篇一律，匹配的灵魂万里挑一。
104. You can’t afford the beautiful appearance, and the interesting soul won’t pay attention to you. Exquisite appearances are a dime a dozen, but matching souls are one in a million.
105.弗洛依德已经分析不了你了，只能用中国最著名的一个词眼形容你：贱。
105. Freud can no longer analyze you; a famous Chinese term can describe you: cheap.
106.看到你的脸，就觉得你爸妈在制造你的时候没认真。
106. Seeing your face makes me think your parents didn’t take it seriously when they created you.
107.失败并不可怕，可怕的是你还相信这句话。
107. Failure is not terrible; what’s terrible is that you still believe in this statement.
108.不行就分，喜欢就买，重启试试，关你屁事，关我屁事。经常运用这个简单粗暴的法则，你将解决人生的烦恼。
108. If it doesn’t work, break up; if you like it, buy it; try restarting; mind your own business, mind my own business. Often using this simple and crude rule, you will solve the troubles in life.
109.生命将我们磨圆，是为了让我们滚得更远。
109. Life grinds us down to make us roll further.
110.成年人的生活，除了发胖和掉头发，别的都不容易。
110. In adult life,除了发胖和掉头发, everything else is not easy.
111.你备胎无数，你感情不断，并不是因为你很迷人，而是你廉价又百搭！
111. You have countless backup partners and continuous relationships, not because you are charming, but because you are cheap and versatile!
112.不要坚信不疑一个东西，因为，当它背叛你的时候，你承受不起。
112. Don’t blindly believe in something, because when it betrays you, you can’t bear it.
113.有人说不要常抱怨，因为生活就是如人饮水冷暖自知就好，我想问你被热水烫到不会大叫吗？
113. Some people say don’t complain often, because life is like drinking water, knowing its temperature by oneself is enough. I ask you, would you not scream when scalded by hot water?
114.我需要你的时候，你不是不在，而是不在意；所以，你需要我的时候，我不是不想，而是不想理。
114. When I needed you, you were not absent, but you didn’t care; so when you need me, I don’t want to, but I just don’t want to bother.
115.见识越广，计较越少，经历越多，抱怨越少，越闲，越矫情。
115. The more you experience and see, the less you care; the more you go through, the less you complain; the more idle you are, the more melodramatic you become.
116.有时候发现一个事实，长得比你好看的人，往往比你还聪明，是不是很戳心。
116. Sometimes you find a fact: people who look better than you are often smarter than you, isn’t that heartbreaking?
117.宁愿保持沉默让人看起来像个傻子，也不要一开口就证明自己确实如此。
117. It’s better to remain silent and let people think you’re a fool than to open your mouth and prove them right.
118.有病你治病，你别找我啊，我又不是兽医。
118. If you’re sick, seek a doctor; don’t come to me, I’m not a veterinarian.
119.你连几点睡觉都控制不了，你还想控制人生。你的问题在于，你什么都可以懂，可你懒啊！
119. If you can’t even control when you go to bed, how do you expect to control your life? Your problem is that you understand everything, but you’re just lazy!
120.当你的身后有雄狮追逐，你不用跑的比狮子快，你只要跑得比别人快，就能生存。
120. When a lion is chasing you, you don’t need to run faster than the lion; you just need to run faster than others to survive.
121.能用钱解决的问题都不是问题，但如何有钱才是你最大的问题。
121. Problems that can be solved with money are not real problems, but having money is your biggest issue.
122.你不是孙悟空也不是至尊宝，你只是城墙下那群人中的一个，观望着别人的爱情，咀嚼着自己的青春，活得像条狗。
122. You’re neither Sun Wukong nor Zhen Zhen Bao; you’re just one of the people under the city wall, watching others’ love stories and chewing on your own youth, living like a dog.
123.你可以爱错三五个人渣，但你不能爱一个人渣三五次。走错路可能是运气不好，但是总往一个坑里跳就是智商不好。
123. You can love the wrong people a few times, but you can’t love the same person渣 three or five times. Taking the wrong path might be bad luck, but always jumping into the same pit is a sign of low IQ.
124.如果吼叫能解决问题，驴将统治世界。这是今年看到最经典的一句话。——控制情绪，温柔说话。
124. If screaming could solve problems, donkeys would rule the world. This is the most classic sentence I’ve seen this year. - Control your emotions and speak gently.
125.世界上没有真正的傻子，不要和任何人耍小聪明，不被戳穿你进步不了，被戳穿你下不来台。
125. There are no real fools in the world; don’t play tricks on anyone, as you won’t progress if you’re not exposed, and you’ll be embarrassed if you are.
126.你若安好，备胎到老。
126. If you’re fine, I’ll be your backup until I’m old.
127.有时候你不努力一下，都不知道什么是绝望。
127. Sometimes, you don’t know what despair is until you give it a try.
128.我的人生目标是三十岁时，在北京拥有一套自己的房子。现在我的目标已经实现一半了：我已经三十岁了。
128. My life goal was to own a house in Beijing by the time I was 30. Now, half of my goal has been achieved: I’m already 30.
129.你以为有钱人是你想象的那么快乐么，你错了，有钱人的快乐是你想象不到的。
129. Do you think the rich are as happy as you imagine? You’re wrong; the happiness of the wealthy is beyond your imagination.
130.注重细节，从小事做起，因为你也做不了大事。
130. Pay attention to details and start with small things, because you can’t handle big tasks.
131.世上无难事，只要肯放弃。
131. There are no difficult tasks, as long as you’re willing to give up.
132.我的意中人是盖世英雄，有一天他会踩着七色云彩娶别人。
132. My true love is a hero, and one day he will marry someone else, treading on a seven-colored cloud.
133.你以为赵默笙真的是傻白甜么，你忘了他跟何以琛考了同一所大学。
133. Do you think Zhao Mochan is really a naive and innocent girl? You forgot that she and He Yichen attended the same university.
134.你只有努力过了才知道，智商上的差距是不可逾越的。
134. Only after trying hard can you realize the insurmountable gap in intelligence.
135.如果他秒回了你，只能说明他在玩手机。
135. If he replies to you in seconds, it only means he’s playing with his phone.
136.对今天解决不了的事，不必着急，因为明天还是解决不了。
136. Don’t worry about problems you can’t solve today, because you still won’t be able to solve them tomorrow.
137.你全力做到的最好，可能还不如别人的随便搞搞。
137. Your best effort might still not be as good as someone else’s casual attempt.
138.别指望减肥了，八戒走了十万八千里也没见他瘦下来，而且他还吃素！
138. Don’t count on losing weight; even after traveling 108,000 miles, Pigsy didn’t lose weight, and he was a vegetarian!
139.别相信灰姑娘的童话，如果鞋子真的合脚，当时就不会掉下来。
139. Don’t believe in Cinderella’s fairy tale; if the shoe really fit, it wouldn’t have fallen off in the first place.
140.喜欢一个人就勇敢的表白，也许你还能知道你是几号备胎呢？
140. If you like someone, confess bravely; maybe you’ll find out which backup you are.
141.如果你不出去走一走，你永远不知道宅在家里有多舒服。
141. If you don’t go out for a walk, you’ll never know how comfortable it is to stay at home.
142.不管做什么，我们都必须使出吃奶的力，反正留着也没奶吃。
142. No matter what we do, we must give it our all; otherwise, we won’t even have milk to drink.
143.当你觉得自己又丑又穷的时候，不要悲伤，至少你的判断还是对的。
143. When you feel ugly and poor, don’t be sad; at least your judgment is correct.
144.失败并不可怕，可怕的是你相信了这句话。
144. Failure is not terrible; what’s terrible is if you believe this statement.
145.别减肥了，你丑不仅是因为胖。
145. Don’t lose weight; your ugliness is not just because of your weight.
146.上帝为你关上一道门的同时，还会顺带夹你的脑子。
146. When God closes a door for you, He might also accidentally pinch your brain.
147.上帝是公平的，给了你丑的外表，一定会给你低的智商，以免让你显得不协调。
147. God is fair; He gave you an ugly appearance and must also give you low intelligence, so you don’t look out of place.
148.你要是喜欢一个女生，从现在就开始好好学习，将来找好工作挣好多钱，等她结婚的时候多出点份子钱。
148. If you like a girl, start studying hard now, find a good job and earn lots of money in the future, so you can give more gift money when she gets married.
149.知道为什么自古红颜多薄命吗?因为没有人在意丑的人活多久。
149. Do you know why beautiful people often have short lives? Because no one cares how long ugly people live.
150.现在父母从小就让孩子参加各种兴趣班，为了不让孩子输在起跑线上，殊不知，有些人，出生在终点线上。
150. Nowadays, parents enroll their children in various interest classes from a young age, so as not to let their children lose at the starting line. Little do they know, some people are born at the finish line.
1.男：你爸妈挺不容易的。女：怎么啦？男：把你拉扯这么大不容易。女：是不容易。男：为了让你爸妈轻松点，我愿意从你爸妈手中接过这个重担!
1. Boy: Your parents must have had a hard time raising you. Girl: What do you mean? Boy: It’s not easy to raise you. Girl: It’s not easy. Boy: To make your parents’ lives easier, I’m willing to take over the burden from them!
2.女：那个男的好帅啊。男：那又怎样，他女朋友有我的好看吗?
2. Girl: That guy is so handsome. Boy: So what? Is his girlfriend as pretty as mine?
3.男：我喜欢你。女：我有男朋友了。男：放心好了，我是不会和你抢男朋友的。
3. Boy: I like you. Girl: I have a boyfriend. Boy: Don’t worry, I won’t steal your boyfriend.
4.女：好饿啊，到哪吃饭？男：那你先答应做我女朋友，才能吃饭！女：为什么？男：我订的是情侣餐厅。
4. Girl: I’m so hungry, where should we eat? Boy: Promise to be my girlfriend first, then we can eat! Girl: Why? Boy: I booked a couple’s restaurant.
5.女：那我回去了？男：回去前，先把这个带上，不然怕你走丢了。女：女朋友证？！
5. Girl: Should I go back then? Boy: Before you leave, take this with you, or I’m afraid you’ll get lost. Girl: A girlfriend certificate?!
6.男：我有件很要紧的事需要你帮忙。女：什么事？男：做我女朋友。
6. Boy: I have something very important for you to help with. Girl: What is it? Boy: Be my girlfriend.
7.男：我们友尽吧。女：为什么。男：因为要开始爱情了。
7. Man: Let’s end our friendship. Woman: Why? Man: Because it’s time to start a love story.
8.男：你喜欢吃糖吗？女：不喜欢。男：那你为什么这么甜。
8. Man: Do you like candy? Woman: No. Man: Then why are you so sweet?
9.男：你喜欢吃糖吗？女：喜欢。男：难怪你这么甜。
9. Man: Do you like candy? Woman: Yes. Man: No wonder you’re so sweet.
10.男：我可以跟你撒个谎吗？女：什么？男：我不喜欢你。
10. Man: Can I lie to you? Woman: What? Man: I don’t like you.
11.男：给个机会吧？女：什么机会？男：做你男朋友的机会！
11. Man: Give me a chance, will you? Woman: What kind of chance? Man: A chance to be your boyfriend!
12.男：喂，把手拿过来。女：干嘛？男：我想牵下女朋友的手。
12. Man: Hey, give me your hand. Woman: Why? Man: I want to hold my girlfriend’s hand.
13.女：下雨了，没雨伞怎么办？男：你在我心里，雨淋不到你！
13. Woman: It’s raining, and we don’t have an umbrella. What should we do? Man: You’re in my heart, so the rain can’t touch you!
14.男：我们打个赌，你输了做我女票。女：什么赌？男：我比你高！
14. Man: Let’s make a bet, if you lose, you’ll be my girlfriend. Woman: What kind of bet? Man: That I’m taller than you!
15.男：今天是哦，今天应该最做什么呢？女：告白啊！男：嗯，我喜欢你！
15. Man: Today is, um, what should we do today? Woman: Confess! Man: Yeah, I like you!
16.你在干嘛”“我在想你吖”
16. “What are you doing?” “I’m thinking of you.”
17.“今天早上照了照镜子，然后就想到了找你”“为什么”“这么多日子来，你知道的，每次看到好的东西我都想给你”
17. “This morning, I looked in the mirror and then thought of finding you.” “Why?” “You know, all these days, every time I see something good, I want to give it to you.”
18.我对你的爱，一直到新闻联播大结局那天。
18. My love for you will last until the day the news broadcast ends.
19.见什么世面，见见你就好了
19. There’s no need to see the world; just seeing you is enough.
20.我跟你说过多少次了啊 抱怨没用 你得抱我
20. I’ve told you so many times, complaining is useless, you have to hug me.
21.今天遇到一个人，背影好像你……。
21. Today, I met someone who looked like you from behind…
22.人生不长，该珍惜就别保持不近不远，我只想再抱你紧一点。
22. Life is short, so don’t keep our relationship at a distance; I just want to hold you tighter.
23.我想触动你的心，就像你触动了我的心那样。
23. I want to touch your heart, just like you’ve touched mine.
24.你是我的北极星，告诉我前进的方向
24. You are my North Star, guiding me in the right direction.
25.爱是神奇的，它使得数学法则失去了平衡;两个人分担痛苦，只有半个痛苦;而两个人共享一个幸福，却有两个幸福。
25. Love is magical, it makes mathematical laws lose balance; when two people share pain, there’s only half the pain, but when they share happiness, there are two happinesses.
26.不管你在乎不在乎我，我依旧会在乎你。
26. No matter if you care about me or not, I will still care about you.
27.你闯进我的镜头，我按下了永远
27. You walked into my frame, and I pressed the forever button.
28.我想着多逛会儿，没准会遇到你……。
28. I thought of strolling a bit longer, maybe I would run into you…
29.你还小，我不忍心跟你谈恋爱。
29. You’re still young, I can’t bear to date you.
30.假如你问我喜欢什么?我会说喜欢看你的眼睛，因为里面有我幸福的微笑！假如你要送我礼物，我要你上衣的第二颗纽扣，因为那是靠你心脏最近的地方！
30. If you ask me what I like, I would say I like your eyes because they hold my happy smile! If you want to give me a gift, I want the second button from your shirt because it’s the closest place to your heart!
31.晚什么安，我巴不得你想我到夜不能寐。
31. Goodnight? I wish you couldn’t sleep without thinking of me.
32.你怕，我怕，我还没说怕什么呢！关于你的所有，我都怕。
32. You’re scared, I’m scared, I haven’t even said what I’m scared of! I’m scared of everything about you.
33.“我知道有三个人喜欢你”“谁呀？”“我呀我呀我呀”
33. “I know there are three people who like you” “Who?” “Me, me, me!”
34.“你喜欢猫还是狗”“狗诶”“汪~”
34. “Do you like cats or dogs?” “Dogs!” “Woof~”
35.“你心不心疼我啊?”“心在你那里，疼不疼你说了算。”
35. “Do you care about me?” “Your heart is with me, you decide if it hurts.”
36.“你想养狗吗?”“什么狗?”“单身的那种”
36. “Do you want a dog?” “What kind of dog?” “The single kind.”
37.“你是不是喜欢我呀” “总赖在我心里赶都赶不走”
37. “Do you like me?” “You keep lingering in my heart, and I can’t drive you away.”
38.“你的腿一定很累吧?”“为什么?”“因为你在我的脑海中跑了一整天。”
38. “Your legs must be tired, right?” “Why?” “Because you’ve been running in my mind all day.”
39.“我的眼睛一定有问题，我的视线无法自你身上离开。”
39. “There must be something wrong with my eyes; I can’t tear my gaze away from you.”
40.没打雷好烦， 找不到理由往你怀里钻。
40. It’s so annoying that there’s no thunder; I can’t find a reason to dive into your arms.
41.春眠不觉晓，处……处对象可好。
41. In spring, I don’t feel the dawn, how about… being in a relationship?
42.我和你除了恋爱没什么好谈的。
42. Besides dating, there’s nothing else to talk about with you.
43.世上最浪漫和最自私的话就是：你是我一个人的。
43. The most romantic and selfish thing in the world is: You belong to me alone.
44.我喜欢春天的花，夏天的树，秋天的黄昏，冬天的雪以及每天的你。
44. I like the flowers in spring, the trees in summer, the dusk in autumn, the snow in winter, and you every day.
45.浪荡一生 钟情一人 微风十里 只想要你。
45. After a lifetime of wandering, I fall for one person. Gentle breeze for ten miles, I just want you.
46.“你真不要脸”“我要你，不要脸”。
46. “You’re shameless” “I want you, no shame.”
47.你是哪里人×××你是我的心上人。
47. Where are you from? You are the apple of my eye.
48.你为什么要害我哪有害我这么喜欢你。
48. Why would you harm me when it hurts me to like you so much?
49.给个机会吧？什么机会？做你男朋友的机会！
49. Give me a chance, please? What kind of chance? A chance to be your boyfriend!
50.我们打个赌，你输了做我女票。什么赌？我比你高！
50. Let’s make a bet, if you lose, you’ll be my girlfriend. What kind of bet? That I’m taller than you!
51.你爸妈挺不容易的怎么啦?把你拉扯这么大不容易是不容易为了让你爸妈轻松点，我愿意从你爸妈手中接过这个重担!
51. Your parents must have had a hard time raising you, right? It’s not easy to bring you up. To make your parents’ lives easier, I’m willing to take over the responsibility from them!
52.我喜欢你我有男朋友了放心好了，我是不会和你抢男朋友的。
52. I like you, but don’t worry, I won’t steal your boyfriend.
53.你的话已经锁在我的记忆里了那钥匙你就替我保管一辈子吧。
53. Your words are already locked in my memory, so please keep the key for me for the rest of my life.
54.我不允许你大声的跟我喊，省省吧，嗓子不痛吗?喊坏了我还心疼呢!
54. I won’t allow you to shout at me loudly. Save your voice, doesn’t it hurt? I would feel bad if you damaged it!
55.如果你愿意，我就喜欢你，如果你不愿意，我就单相思，你愿意吗?
55. If you’re willing, I’ll love you; if not, I’ll have a one-sided love. Are you willing?
56.我与世界只差一个你，因为是你，晚一点没关系。
56. The only difference between me and the world is you. Because it’s you, it’s okay if it’s a little late.
57.这世界上一共三种人，坏人，好人，我的人。
57. There are three kinds of people in this world: bad people, good people, and my people.
58.是除了你，我就没人要了。只是除了你，我谁都不想要。
58. It’s not that no one else would want me except you; it’s just that I don’t want anyone else except you.
59.想和你喝酒是假，想醉你怀里是真。
59. Wanting to drink with you is fake, but wanting to get drunk in your arms is real.
60.我是个披荆斩棘的女英雄，做不了安安稳稳的小公主，我野心特别大，我要天下，也要你
60. I’m a fearless female hero, unable to be a gentle little princess. My ambition is huge; I want the world and I want you.
61.我爱你，不光因为你的样子，还因为和你在一起时我的样子;我爱你，不光因为你为我而做的事，还因为为了你我能做成的事;我爱你，因为你能唤出我最真的那部分，我心里最美丽的地方被你的光芒照得通亮。
61. I love you, not only because of who you are, but also because of who I am when I’m with you. I love you, not only for what you’ve done for me, but also for what I can achieve for you. I love you because you can bring out the最真实的 part of me, and the most beautiful place in my heart is illuminated by your light.
62.我的世界不允许你的消失，不管结局是否完美。
62. I won’t allow your disappearance from my world, no matter if the outcome is perfect or not.
63.我不会撩汉，要不你撩我一下。
63. I’m not good at flirting, so why don’t you flirt with me for once?
64.曾经每天都很平淡，你使日子变得多滋味，工作感觉很枯燥，你使我变得干劲足，做饭总是要辛苦，但为你我不觉得累。宝贝，告诉你个秘密生活因你而美好。
64. Life used to be plain and dull every day, but you’ve made it more interesting. Work used to feel tedious, but you’ve given me the motivation. Cooking can be tiring, but I don’t feel exhausted when it’s for you. Baby, I have a secret to tell you: life is beautiful because of you.
65.因为你住在我心里，所以到处都是你。
65. You are everywhere because you live in my heart.
66.说夜色美的人一定没有看见过你笑的样子。
66. Those who say the night is beautiful must not have seen your smiling face.
67.我很怕黑我要你的安慰，我很憔悴我要你的抚慰，没有你的呵护我不能入睡，没有你的明天我不能面对，不想你我永远也学不会！
67. I’m afraid of the dark, I need your comfort; I’m haggard, I need your solace. Without your care, I cannot fall asleep; without you, I cannot face tomorrow. I’ll never stop missing you!
68.能我女朋友吗？不行的话，我再想想办法。
68. Can I be your boyfriend? If not, I’ll think of another way.
69.我不要短暂的温存，只要你一世的陪伴。
69. I don’t want fleeting tenderness, just your lifelong companionship.
70.我不喜欢这世界，我只喜欢你，喜欢有你的世界。
70. I don’t like this world, I only like you, and the world with you in it.
71.你有男朋友吗?没有的话想不想有一个，有的话要不要换一个，不换的话介意不介意多一个。
71. Do you have a boyfriend? If not, would you like one? If yes, would you like to change? If not, would you mind having one more?
72.我有一个很长的故事，故事很暖心，但需要一辈子的时间，慢慢讲给你听。
72. I have a very long story to tell, a heartwarming story that will take a lifetime to narrate to you slowly.
73.她问:“我的缺点多不多？”他:“像星星一样多。”“那优点呢？”“像太阳一样少。”“那为什么会选我呢？”“因为太阳一出来，星星就消失了”
73. She asked, “Do I have many flaws?” He replied, “As many as the stars.” “What about my strengths?” “As few as the sun.” “Then why did you choose me?” “Because when the sun comes out, the stars disappear.”
74.喜欢春天的花，夏天的树，秋天的黄昏，冬天的雪以及每天的你。
74. I love the flowers of spring, the trees of summer, the dusk of autumn, the snow of winter, and you every day.
75.四季春秋，沧山泱水，都不及你嫣然一笑。
75. Four seasons and mountains and rivers are not as beautiful as your smile.
76.多希望你能明白我，即使我什么也不说。
76. I wish you could understand me, even if I don’t say anything.
77.下辈子我们还在一起，你不来，我不老。
77. In the next life, let’s still be together. If you don’t come, I won’t age.
78.纵然世间任我挑，我的选择仍是你。
78. Even if I could choose from the whole world, my choice would still be you.
79.即使忍受寂寞，我也不在乎，你每天都快乐，亦是我的幸福。
79. I don’t mind enduring loneliness, as long as you are happy every day, that is my happiness too.
80.“我有超能力”，“什么？”“超级喜欢你”
80. “I have superpowers,” “What are they?” “Super喜欢你” (Super like you).
81.“你有打火机吗”，“没有”，“那你是怎么点燃了我的心的？”
81. “Do you have a lighter?” “No.” “Then how did you light my heart on fire?”
82.“英雄联盟重要还是我重要？”“我敢打英雄联盟不敢打你，你说谁重要？”
82. “Is League of Legends more important than me?” “I dare to play League of Legends but not dare to play with you. Who do you think is more important?”
83.如果哪一天我想环游世界了，我可以围着你转一圈吗？
83. If one day I want to travel the world, can I just spin around you?
84.我是预言家，昨天验了你的身份，你是我男朋友！
84. I am a fortune-teller, and I checked your identity yesterday. You are my boyfriend!
85.这世界上一共三种人，坏人，人妖，我的人。
85. There are three types of people in this world: bad people, ladyboys, and my people.
86.水在流，鱼在游，爱你不需要理由;风在吹，雨在下，我会陪你到天涯;天苍苍，野茫茫，我想陪你去飞翔;你有情，我有爱，和你相恋到永恒;我们永远不分别！
86. Water flows, fish swim, I love you without reason; wind blows, rain falls, I will accompany you to the ends of the earth; the sky is vast, the wilderness is boundless, I want to fly with you; you have feelings, I have love, let’s be in love forever; we will never part.
87.我想你一定很忙，所以你只看前三个字就好。
87. I know you must be very busy, so just look at the first three words.
88.我都舍不得欺负的人，哪能让别人欺负。
88. The person I’m reluctant to bully, I wouldn’t let others bully either.
89.遇见你，是我一生的幸运；喜欢你，是我做过最好的事情。
89. Meeting you is the luckiest moment of my life; liking you is the best thing I’ve ever done.
90.如果这一生我可以有次好运，我愿意把次都分给你，只留两次给自己：一次是遇见你，一次是永远陪你走！
90. If I could have good luck in my life, I’d give it all to you, keeping only two for myself: one for meeting you, and one for being with you forever!
91.我们的爱平淡但不平凡，简约而不简单，因为我们相互懂得，懂的珍惜，懂的包容。只有这样，平淡才演绎着不平凡。简约才续写着不简单。宝贝，你是我今生最美的风景。
91. Our love is plain but extraordinary, simple but not simplistic, because we understand each other, cherish each other, and are tolerant. Only in this way can plainness become extraordinary and simplicity become not simple. Baby, you are the most beautiful scenery in my life.
92.看着微笑的你，突然发现，我真是世界上最幸福的人。
92. Looking at your smiling face, I suddenly realize that I am the happiest person in the world.
93.你心上有荒芜的沙漠，我是默默的种树人，余生多长我便种多久。
93. If there’s a barren desert in your heart, I’ll be the silent tree planter, planting for as long as you need.
94.希望有一天，我可以不用对着手机和你说晚安，你就在我身边。
94. I hope one day I won’t have to say goodnight to you through my phone, but have you right by my side.
95.临渊羡鱼，不如退而拥你。
95. It’s better to embrace you than to envy the fish in the abyss.
96.去到你的城市 吹过你吹过的风，算不算相拥。
96. Going to your city, breathing the air you’ve breathed, does that count as an embrace?
97.遇见你，是我最美丽的意外。
97. Meeting you is the most beautiful accident in my life.
98.无论多豪华的婚礼，都不代表幸福婚姻。两个人终生相处和睦与否和宴开几席，多少首饰全无关联。
98. No matter how luxurious the wedding is, it doesn’t represent a happy marriage. Whether two people can live in harmony for a lifetime has nothing to do with the number of banquet tables or the amount of jewelry.
99.手握爱情的画笔，在生活的卷轴里涂上幸福的一笔，手捧爱情的花朵，在人生的道路上洒满芬芳，拥你在怀，便拥有了所有的快乐，我爱你到永远！
99. Holding the brush of love, paint a happy stroke on the scroll of life; holding the flower of love, scatter fragrance along the path of life. With you in my arms, I possess all the happiness. I love you forever!
100.我想你一定很忙，所以只看前三个字就好。
100. I know you must be very busy, so just look at the first three words.
1.男：你知道我怕什么吗？女：不知道。男：我最怕失去你。
1. Boy: Do you know what I’m afraid of? Girl: I don’t know. Boy: I’m most afraid of losing you.
2.男：我的梦想实现了。女：真的？什么梦想？男：和喜欢的人聊天，也就是你。
2. Boy: My dream has come true. Girl: Really? What dream? Boy: Talking to the person I like, that’s you.
3.我告诉你一个秒减两斤的办法。什么办法？把你的心放我这。
3. I’ll tell you a way to lose two pounds in seconds. What’s the method? Put your heart in my hands.
4.我低血糖，你快跟我说几句甜言蜜语。
4. I have low blood sugar; you should say some sweet words to me.
5.我有一个人生建议会让你受益一生，什么建议？这辈子和我在一起。
5. I have a life suggestion that will benefit you for a lifetime: stay with me in this life.
6.打扰一下。怎么了？请问我可以打扰你一辈子吗？
6. Excuse me. What’s wrong? May I disturb you for a lifetime?
7.如果你脸上写着英文单词，我早就过八级了。
7. If there were English words written on your face, I would have already passed level 8.
8.一张嘴就是你的名字，一闭眼就是你的样子。
8. A mouthful of your name, a glimpse of your appearance when I close my eyes.
9.中国哪里的姑娘最好看？朋友圈。错，我眼前的姑娘最好看。
9. Where are the most beautiful girls in China? WeChat Moments. No, the girl right in front of me is the most beautiful.
10.你觉得咱俩合适吗？不合适。我也觉得咱俩不合适当朋友，所以我们还是当对象吧！
10. Do you think we are suitable? No. I also think we are not suitable to be friends, so let’s be partners!
11.“你以后会孤独的”“为什么?”“因为我的心里只有你一个人住”
11. “You will be lonely in the future.” “Why?” “Because there’s only room for you in my heart.”
12.我没什么出息，就想花你的钱，睡你的床。
12. I have no ambition; I just want to spend your money and sleep in your bed.
13.你很像一个人。谁？我的下一任男朋友。
13. You look like someone. Who? My next boyfriend.
14.因为有了你，心里再装不下其他人。
14. Because of you, I can’t fit anyone else in my heart.
15.“我今天肯定是盐吃多啦。”“啊?为什么吃那么多盐。”“不然怎么总是咸的想你啊~!”
15. “I must have eaten too much salt today.” “What? Why did you eat so much salt?” “Otherwise, how could I always miss you so much?”
16.男：我可以亲你吗？女：不可以。男：我刚刚说了什么？女：我可以亲你吗？男：可以的。
16. Boy: Can I kiss you? Girl: No. Boy: What did I just say? Girl: Can I kiss you? Boy: Yes, you can.
17.男：最近感觉胸口闷得慌。女：怎么了？男：你住进我心里。
17. Boy: Lately, I feel so stuffy in my chest. Girl: What’s wrong? Boy: It’s because you’ve moved into my heart.
18.男：你知道吗，有人暗恋你。女：谁啊？男：我啊。
18. Boy: You know, someone has a crush on you. Girl: Who? Boy: Me.
19.你可知我百年的孤寂只为你一人守侯，千夜的恋歌只为你一人而唱。
19. You know, my century of loneliness is only for waiting for you, and my thousand nights of love songs are only sung for you.
20.一心一意等着你，十分幸福拥有你，百分之百爱着你，千里迢迢难见你，十万火急发给你，百万人中找到你，千万不能失去你，真的好想你！
20. Wholeheartedly waiting for you, extremely happy to have you, loving you百分之百, traveling thousands of miles to see you, sending you an urgent message, finding you among millions of people, never wanting to lose you, really missing you!
21.有时候我真想忘了你，只记得这个世界，然而，我常常忘了整个世界，只记得你。当你难过的时候，我希望能陪在你身边，尽全力让你笑起来。我不知道遇见你是对是错，但我知道遇见你我开心过。
21. Sometimes I really want to forget you and only remember the world, but often I forget the whole world and only remember you. When you are sad, I wish I could be by your side, doing my best to make you smile. I don’t know if meeting you is right or wrong, but I know I have been happy since I met you.
22.每次和你发性格后我都很忏悔，其实我的目地是很单纯的，我只想要你在意我。
22. Every time I have a temper tantrum with you, I feel very regretful. In fact, my goal is very simple; I just want you to care about me.
23.爱情使人忘记时间，时间也使人忘记爱情。
23. Love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget love.
24.思念就像河流般，滔滔不绝地流向大海，流向我的心房。
24. Missing you is like a river, endlessly flowing towards the sea, flowing into my heart.
25.夜深了，我开始思念了，思念你的发髻，思念你的鼻息，思念你走路时的小心翼翼，思念你爱我时的无声无息。因为爱情，我们化作了整体。
25. It’s late at night, and I start to miss you, missing your hair bun, missing your breath, missing your cautious steps, missing your silent love for me. Because of love, we have become one.
26.在爱情的世界里，我一无所有，也一无所知，在情感的小站里，我愿你是第一位来客，也是永远的主人，伴着我宠着我；一生一世。
26. In the world of love, I have nothing and know nothing. In the small station of emotions, I wish you were the first visitor and the eternal master, accompanying me and pampering me; for a lifetime.
27.我们曾经的陌生变熟悉，从熟悉变知已，时间创造着真挚，使你我的距离悄然靠近，在你的生活中，也许我不是最出色的，可你却是我今生最难忘的！
27. Our once strangers have become familiar, and from familiar to confidants; time creates sincerity, bringing you and me closer together. In your life, I may not be the most outstanding, but you are the most unforgettable person in my life!
28.这个世界有你就足够了，余年只希望一切安好。
28. Having you in this world is enough for me, and I wish for nothing but peace and happiness in the remaining years.
29.这辈子我只希望和你在一起，陪伴在你身边。
29. In this life, I just want to be with you, accompanying you by your side.
30.我想给你这个世界上最好的，但发觉你就是这世界上最好的。
30. I want to give you the best in this world, but I realize that you are the best thing in this world.
31.一秒钟的时间来向你，五十九秒的时间去回味。
31. One second to come to you, fifty-nine seconds to savor the moment.
32.我就两愿望，一是你在我身边，二是我在你身边。
32. I have two wishes: one is for you to be by my side, and the other is for me to be by your side.
33.你要是我就是因为我除你还是你。
33. If you were me, it’s because I am you, and you are still you.
34.我喜欢简单的事物，纯正通透；我喜欢复杂的事物，曲折迷离。我喜欢你。
34. I like simple things, pure and transparent; I like complex things, full of twists and turns. I like you.
35.“你以后会孤独的”“为什么?”“因为我的心里只有你一个人住”
35. “You will be lonely in the future.” “Why?” “Because there is only one person living in my heart, and that’s you.”
36.遇见你之前，我看过很多风景，唯独你，最吸引我。
36. Before I met you, I had seen many landscapes, but you are the most attractive to me.
37.这个世界上，从来就没有最好的，只有最合适的。比如云朵和天空，微风和草地，比如我眼中的你，以及，你眼中的我。
37. In this world, there has never been the best; there is only the most suitable. Like clouds and the sky, gentle breezes and grasslands, like you in my eyes, and me in your eyes.
38.我相信我们可以一起，等青丝变白发。
38. I believe we can be together, waiting for our black hair to turn white.
39.终于熬过了漫漫长夜，醒来发现心早已飞到你床前。看见你那庸懒的睡意；实在很美，不忍心吵醒。轻扶你的脸暇，发现你已醒，于是情不自禁对你说我爱你
39. After finally getting through the long night, I woke up to find that my heart had already flown to your bedside. Seeing your lazy sleepiness, it is truly beautiful, and I couldn’t bear to wake you up. Gently touching your face, I found that you were already awake, so I couldn’t help but say “I love you.”
40.我会爱你直到永远，不要担心会失去我。
40. I will love you forever, don’t worry about losing me.
41.只有你知我的情绪，也只有你能带给我情绪。
41. Only you know my emotions, and only you can bring emotions to me.
42.你一定是方型血，不然怎么长得这么正。
42. You must have square blood, otherwise, how can you look so handsome?
43.本意并不是想和你喝酒，是想醉在你怀里。
43. I didn’t mean to drink with you; I wanted to get drunk in your arms.
44.我想你会特别忙因此你只要看前面的三个字就可以了。
44. I think you will be very busy, so you just need to look at the first three words.
45.一生游荡唯爱一人无论如何我只要你。
45. I have wandered through life, loving only one person, no matter what, I just want you.
46.你是我第一个爱上的人，我担心自己做得不够好，让你对爱情失去信心。
46. You are the first person I have ever fallen in love with. I worry that I may not be good enough and cause you to lose faith in love.
47.我喜欢你，你也喜欢我，我骨子里带着传统的中国习惯，比如相爱的人就要在一起。
47. I like you, and you like me too. I am deeply rooted in traditional Chinese customs, such as being together with the person you love.
48.“我喜欢你，如果你不喜欢我，就把前四个字还给我。”
48. “I like you, if you don’t like me, give me back the first four words.”
49.“你是我见过第二好看的女孩。”“那第一呢？”“第一是我女朋友。”“你不是单身吗？”“所以你愿意当我女朋友，成为第一好看的女孩吗?”
49. “You are the second most beautiful girl I have ever seen.” “Who’s the first?” “My girlfriend.” “Aren’t you single?” “So would you like to be my girlfriend and become the most beautiful girl?”
50.我对你的感情，就像以自然对数e为底的指数函数，不论经过多少求导的风雨，依然不改本色。
50. My feelings for you are like the exponential function with the natural logarithm e as its base; no matter how many derivatives it goes through, it remains unchanged.
51.像斐波那契数列，不重复，不终止，愈久愈绵延，是我对你的想念。
51. Like the Fibonacci sequence, non-repeating and endless, my thoughts of you grow longer and more profound over time.
52.爱你没有理由，爱你毫无保留。爱你天长地久，爱你别无所求。
52. I love you without reason, without reservation. I love you forever, and I ask for nothing in return.
53.都说流星有求必应，我愿在星空下等待，等到一颗星被我感动，载着我的思念和祝福，落在你熟睡的枕边。
53. They say that shooting stars grant wishes. I am willing to wait under the starry sky until one is moved by me, carrying my thoughts and blessings, and landing on your sleeping pillow.
54.如果能用一辈子换你停留在我视线中，我将毫不保留。
54. If I could exchange a lifetime for you to stay in my sight, I would do so without hesitation.
55.爱一个人好辛苦，不知被爱的你是否有心有灵犀？哪怕一句普通话语、一丝安慰动作对我来说倍加珍惜难忘，使我牵肠挂肚！
55. Loving you is hard, but do you, the one who is loved, have a heart-to-heart connection? Even a simple word or a comforting gesture from you is precious and unforgettable to me, making me worry about you constantly!
56.认识你才知道有一种心情叫做依恋，有一种感觉叫喜欢。
56. It was only after meeting you that I learned there is a feeling called attachment and another called liking.
57.世界因为有你而变的如此美丽，生活因为有你而变得如此充实，生命因为有你而变得如此有意义！
57. The world has become so beautiful because of you, life has become so fulfilling because of you, and life has become so meaningful because of you!
58.你是大自然精美的创造，注定有不可磨灭的闪耀，你的为艺术美而存在，焕发着青春的味道，使我一见面就为之倾倒，于是明白了什么叫做一见钟情。
58. You are a magnificent creation of nature, destined to have an indelible shine. You exist for the beauty of art, radiating the taste of youth, and I was captivated the moment I saw you. Then I understood what it means to fall in love at first sight.
59.世界并不会对你温柔以待，上帝也不会对你特殊照顾，但我会。
59. The world may not treat you gently, and God may not give you special care, but I will.
60.“遇到你之前，我对未来有很多很多要求。”“什么要求？”“遇到你以后，我只要求是你。”
60. “Before I met you, I had so many requirements for my future.” “What requirements?” “After meeting you, my only requirement is for it to be with you.”
61.别人都是你生命里的糖，我硬是要做你人生中的那根葱。
61. Others are the sugar in your life, but I insist on being the onion in your life.
62.想和你在春天种一片麦芽，想和你在秋天喝一杯酒，当春天的麦芽酿成秋天的酒，你就会发现对我你的爱没有一点保留。
62. I want to plant a field of barley with you in spring and share a glass of wine with you in autumn. When the spring barley is brewed into autumn wine, you will find that your love for me is without reservation.
63.北上看到的冰川是你，南下追寻的极光是你，西去流浪的经幡是你，东去皈依的佛经也是你，世不遇你，生无可喜。
63. The glaciers I see when I head north are you, the auroras I pursue when I go south are you, the prayer flags I wander with when I travel west are you, and the Buddhist scriptures I turn to when I head east are also you. Without you in my world, life has no joy.
64.爱那么俗气的事我才不会说，真要我等你的话，一场梦境，不过是一辈子。
64. Love is such a common thing, I would never say it. But if you really want me to wait for you, it’s just a dream, a lifetime dream.
65.不要愁老之将至，你老了一定很可爱。而且，假如你老了十岁，我当然也同样老了十岁，世界也老了十岁，上帝也老了十岁，一切都是一样。
65. Don’t worry about growing old; you will definitely be adorable when you’re old. Moreover, if you age ten years, I will also be ten years older, the world will be ten years older, and God will be ten years older. Everything will be the same.
66.但愿来生我们自幼相识，能终日在一起，每天每天从清晨到夜深，恨不得所有人都走开。
66. I wish we had known each other since childhood in the next life, so we could be together all day, every day, from dawn to深夜,恨不得 everyone else would leave us alone.
67.原是今生今世已惘然，山河岁月空惆怅，而我，终将是要等着你的。
67. Originally, this life has already been confused, the mountains and rivers and years are empty and melancholic, and I, will eventually wait for you.
68.对你这种人，除了恋爱，我没什么和你谈的！
68. For someone like you, I have nothing to talk about with you except love!
69.如她伤你心，如她说别离。如果未嫌弃，我即奔向你。
69. If she hurts your heart, if she says goodbye. If not disgusted, I will run to you.
70.所有好吃的都归你，我不馋。漂亮的新衣服都归你，我喜欢看。午后的阳光都归你，这样暖。周末的回笼觉都归你，你太懒。这世界上你想要的都归你，你归我管。
70. All the delicious food belongs to you, I’m not greedy. Beautiful new clothes belong to you, I like watching. The afternoon sunlight belongs to you, it’s so warm. Weekend lazy mornings belong to you, you’re too lazy. Everything you want in this world belongs to you, and you are under my control.
71.我想你一定很忙所以只看前三个字就好。
71. I think you must be very busy, so just look at the first three words.
72.我对你的爱，一直到新闻联播大结局那天。
72. My love for you will last until the day the news broadcast ends.
73.我跟你说过多少次了啊抱怨没用你得抱我。
73. How many times have I told you that complaining is useless, you have to hug me.
74.今天遇到一个人，背影好像你……。
74. Today, I met someone who looked like you from behind…
75.人生不长，该珍惜就别保持不近不远，我只想再抱你紧一点。
75. Life is not long, so don’t keep a distance, just let me hold you tighter.
1.你是近视吗？不是（是）那你为什么看不出我喜欢你（难怪你看不出我喜欢你）
1. Are you nearsighted? No (Yes) Then why can’t you see that I like you? (No wonder you can’t see that I like you)
2.“大家都说我三观不正。为什么？”全部偏向你。
2. “Everyone says my values are not right. Why?” They all lean towards you.
3.“你知道喝什么酒最容易醉吗？”什么酒？”和你的天长地久。
3. “Do you know what kind of alcohol is easiest to get drunk on?” What kind of alcohol?” A lifetime with you.
4.“你真不要脸”“我要你，不要脸”。
4. “You’re shameless” “I want you, I don’t care about face.”
5.你是哪里人？你是我的心上人。
5. Where are you from? You are the one in my heart.
6.“你嘴唇裂了哎”“忘记擦唇膏了”“我嘴上有，分你点“
6. “Your lips are cracked” “I forgot to put on lipstick” “I have some on my lips, let me share some with you.”
7.“你知道周冬雨和金城武演的电影叫是什么吗?”“《喜欢你》”“我也喜欢你”
7. “Do you know the name of the movie starring Zhou Dongyu and Takeshi Kaneshiro?” “Likes You” “I like you too.”
8.给个机会吧？什么机会？做你男朋友的机会！
8. Give me a chance, what chance? The chance to be your boyfriend!
9.“我结婚你一定要来哦。”“什么意思？”“你白痴啊？婚礼没有新娘想什么话？”
9. “You must come to my wedding.” “What do you mean?” “You idiot, can a wedding be held without a bride?”
10.“你能不能告诉我你喜欢谁？”“你管是谁呢，反正不是你！”“你骗我一下会死啊?”“骗了啊，你没死啊!”
10. “Can you tell me who you like?” “Whoever it is, it’s not you!” “Can’t you lie to me?” “I did lie, and you’re still alive!”
11.“你知道你缺点什么吗？”“缺点什么啊？”“缺点我”
11. “Do you know what you’re missing?” “What am I missing?” “You’re missing me.”
12.“你有事没事干嘛老找我啊？”“我有事啊，请问你是钟无艳吗?”
12. “Why are you always looking for me when you have nothing to do?” “I do have something. Are you Zhong Wuyan?”
13.“我在想你到底是怎么样的一个人?”“一个无法离开你的人。”
13. “I’m wondering what kind of person you really are?” “A person who can’t live without you.”
14.“坚强点，人不能在一棵树上吊死啊。”“你的体重需要一棵树不够。需要两颗。”
14. “Be strong, one cannot hang on the same tree.” “Your weight requires more than one tree. You need two.”
15.“你好，请问你累吗？”“为什么累？”“因为你在我脑子里跑了一天，能不累吗。”
15. “Hi, are you tired?” “Why would I be tired?” “Because you’ve been running in my mind all day, how could you not be tired?”
16.“你心不心疼我啊?”“心在你那里，疼不疼你说了算。”
16. “Do you care about me?” “Your heart is with you, you decide if it hurts or not.”
17.“你猜我想喝什么？”“不知道啊。”“我想呵护你。”
17. “Can you guess what I want to drink?” “I don’t know.” “I want to take care of you.”
18.男：你知道猴子和你的区别吗？女：猴子有尾巴，我没有。男：错了，你在我身边，它在动物园。
18. Male: Do you know the difference between monkeys and you? Female: Monkeys have tails, I don’t. Male: Wrong, when you’re with me, it’s in the zoo.
19.男：你什么时候结婚？女：不知道。男：那等你想好了，你告诉我，我马上娶你。
19. Male: When are you getting married? Female: I don’t know. Male: Once you’ve decided, let me know, and I’ll marry you right away.
20.“今天早上照了照镜子，然后就想到了找你”“为什么”“这么多日子来，你知道的，每次看到好的东西我都想给你”
20. “This morning, I looked in the mirror and thought of you.” “Why?” “You know, all these days, every time I see something nice, I want to give it to you.”
21.“你是不是喜欢我呀” “总赖在我心里赶都赶不走”
21. “Do you like me?” “You always linger in my heart, and I can’t drive you away.”
22.你在干嘛”“我在想你吖”
22. “What are you doing?” “I’m thinking of you.”
23.“我昨晚做了个梦，现在实现了”“什么梦啊？”“和喜欢的人聊天”
23. “I had a dream last night, and now it has come true.” “What kind of dream?” “Chatting with someone I like.”
24.我们打个赌，你输了做我女票。什么赌？我比你高！
24. Let’s make a bet, if you lose, you’ll be my girlfriend. What kind of bet? I’m taller than you!
25.“你想养狗吗?”“什么狗?”“单身的那种”
25. “Do you want a dog?” “What kind of dog?” “The single kind.”
26.男：今天你有点怪。女：哪里怪了？男：怪好看的。
26. Male: You look a bit strange today. Female: Where is it strange? Male: Strangely beautiful.
27.“你知道的，我这个人比较没有出息。”“………..”“我就想花你的钱，睡你的床，当你老婆。”
27. “You know, I’m not very ambitious.” “………..” “I just want to spend your money, sleep in your bed, and be your wife.”
28.“你是哪里人”“杭州人”“不，你是我的心上人”
28. “Where are you from?” “I’m from Hangzhou.” “No, you’re the one in my heart.”
29.“面对你，我不仅善解人意，我还善解人衣。”
29. “Facing you, I’m not only good at understanding people, but also good at undressing them.”
30.“你属什么？”“虎。”“不，你属于我。”
30. “What’s your zodiac sign?” “Tiger.” “No, you belong to me.”
31.你可以笑一个吗？为什么呀？因为我的咖啡忘记加糖了。
31. Can you smile? Why? Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.
32.“问你一个问题，你跑步快吗？”“不快啊，怎么了？”“那我应该能追到你。”“挺快啊，怎么了？”“那我可以追你吗？”
32. “Ask you a question, are you fast at running?” “No, why?” “Then I should be able to catch up with you.” “Pretty fast, why?” “Then can I chase you?”
33.“总觉得一个脑袋不够用。”“怎么啦？”“每天都超级想你，都不够用~~~”
33. “I always feel like one brain isn’t enough.” “What’s wrong?” “I think about you so much every day, it’s not enough.”
34.“你带火柴了吗？”“没有啊”“那你是怎么点燃我的心的？”
34. “Do you have a match?” “No.” “Then how did you light my heart on fire?”
35.“你知道情人眼里出什么吗？”“西施啊。”不，出现你。”
35. “Do you know what comes out of a lover’s eyes?” “Xi Shi.” No, it’s you.
36.你想养狗吗？”什么狗？单身的那种。
36. “Do you want a dog?” “What kind of dog?” “The single kind.”
37.“你好宅啊。”“没有啊。”“可你呆在我的心里就没动过。”
37. “You’re so宅男 (homebody).” “No, I’m not.” “But you’ve never moved out of my heart.”
38.“你知道我为什么感冒了吗？”“因为着凉了？”不，因为我对你完全没有抵抗力。
38. “Do you know why I caught a cold?” “Because I got cold?” No, because I have no resistance to you.
39.“我们交换礼物好不好?”“好啊”“现在你是我的，我是你的。”
39. “Shall we exchange gifts?” “Sure.” “Now you’re mine, and I’m yours.”
40.“你喜欢谁?”“我自己。”“那你听好了，我会做你一辈子的情敌。
40. “Who do you like?” “Myself.” “Listen carefully, I will be your lifelong rival in love.”
41.“生活归生活 理想归理想 现实归现实”“你到底想说什么？”“我想说，你归我～ ”
41. “Life is life, ideals are ideals, reality is reality.” “What are you trying to say?” “I’m trying to say, you belong to me.”
42.“你最近是不是又胖了？”“没有啊，为什么这么说？”“那为什么，在我心里的分量越来越重了。”
42. “Have you gained weight recently?” “No, why do you say that?” “Then why are you getting heavier in my heart?”
43.“我很能干但有一件事不会。”“什么？”“不会离开你。”
43. “I’m capable of doing many things, but there’s one thing I can’t do.” “What’s that?” “I can’t leave you.”
44.“现在几点？”“点”“不对，是我们幸福的起点。”
44. “What time is it?” “O’clock.” “No, it’s the starting point of our happiness.”
45.“你手机有导航吗？我找个地方”“你要去哪里呢？”“去你心里。”
45. “Do you have a navigation app on your phone? I need to find a place.” “Where do you want to go?” “To your heart.”
46.“你知道你和猪有什么区别吗？”“不知道”“它在圈里 而你在我心里”
46. “Do you know the difference between you and a pig?” “No.” “It’s in the pen, while you’re in my heart.”
47.“你猜猜我在干嘛”“猜不到 你说在干嘛”“我在跟全世界最漂亮的女孩聊天呢”
47. “Guess what I’m doing?” “I can’t guess, what are you doing?” “I’m chatting with the most beautiful girl in the world.”
48.“你猜我爱打王者还是爱喝酒”“爱喝酒”“错 爱你”
48. “Do you think I like playing King of Glory or drinking?” “Drinking.” “Wrong, I love you.”
49.“你知道我最喜欢什么神么？”“你的眼神”
49. “Do you know what god I like the most?” “Your eyes’ gaze.”
50.“快说游戏和我哪个重要”“我敢打游戏不敢打你 你说呢”
50. “Tell me, is the game more important than me?” “I dare to play games but not dare to hit you. What do you think?”
51.“你知道昨天是什么日子吗？”“什么日子？”“是我爱了你一天的日子”
51. “Do you know what day it was yesterday?” “What day was it?” “It was a day when I loved you for 24 hours.”
52.“你肯定是开挂了”“不然你在我心里怎么会是满分”
52. “You must be cheating.” “Otherwise, how could you be a perfect score in my heart?”
53.“我缺了一样生活必需品”“缺了什么？”“你呀”
53. “I’m missing a daily necessity.” “What’s that?” “You.”
54.“我背你吧！”“为什么呀？”“昨晚一整夜你都在我梦里钻来钻去，肯定累坏了。”
54. “Let me carry you!” “Why?” “You’ve been running around in my dreams all night, you must be exhausted.”
55.男：“你的眼睛真好看”女：“哈哈，哪儿有”男：“但是没我的好看”女：“emmm……”男：“因为我的眼睛里有你呀”女：“哈哈”
55. Male: “Your eyes are so beautiful.” Female: “Haha, where?” Male: “But not as beautiful as mine.” Female: “emmm…” Male: “Because my eyes have you in them.” Female: “Haha.”
56.“你知道今天刮什么风吗？”“西北风吗？”“不对哦”“那是什么？”“是想你想得快发疯”
56. “Do you know what kind of wind it is today?” “Northwest wind?” “No.” “Then what is it?” “It’s the wind that makes me crazy thinking about you.”
57.“我看你骨骼惊奇”“恩？然后呢”“是块和我在一起的好料呀”
57. “I see you have extraordinary bones.” “Uh, and then?” “You’re perfect for being with me.”
58.“你看我跟昨天比有啥变化吗”“有啥变化？”“今天的我比昨天的我更爱你”
58. “Do you see any difference between me today and yesterday?” “What difference?” “Today’s me loves you more than yesterday’s me.”
59.“我有两个被子”“是因为太冷了吗？”“不是，宠你一辈子和爱你一辈子”
59. “I have two quilts.” “Is it because it’s too cold?” “No, it’s to pamper you for a lifetime and love you for a lifetime.”
60.“一周有七天”“你猜我喜欢哪一天？”“有你的每一天”
60. “There are seven days in a week.” “Guess which day I like best?” “Every day with you.”
61.“把心做的像迷宫”“就是为了让你进得来”“出不去啊”
61. “Make my heart a maze” “Just so you can come in” “And not be able to get out”
62.“自从认识你后，牙就经常疼。”“为什么会牙疼？”“因为和你在一起太甜了。”
62. “Ever since I met you, my teeth have often ached.” “Why do they ache?” “Because being with you is just too sweet.”
63.“女人是水做的”“你不是”“那是….”“你是为我量身定做的。”
63. “Women are made of water.” “You’re not.” “Then…” “You were made just for me.”
64.“我不能跟你玩木头人”“为什么”“因为我总会心动”
64. “I can’t play the statue game with you.” “Why not?” “Because my heart always skips a beat around you.”
65.“你为什么乱动我东西”“我动你什么了”“我的心”
65. “Why do you mess with my stuff?” “What did I mess with?” “My heart.”
66.“最近体重上升了”“但是我绝对没有偷吃”“只是把你放进了我心里”
66. “I’ve gained weight recently.” “But I definitely haven’t been sneaking extra food.” “It’s just because I’ve put you in my heart.”
67.“今天早上照了照镜子，然后就想到了找你”“为什么”“每次看到好的东西我都想给你”
67. “This morning, I looked in the mirror and then thought of you.” “Why?” “Every time I see something good, I want to give it to you.”
68.“猜猜我的心脏在哪边”“肯定左边”“错，在你那边”
68. “Guess which side my heart is on.” “Definitely the left side.” “Wrong, it’s on your side.”
69.“其实我很花心”“哦 这样吗？”“因为你的一举一动我都喜欢呀”
69. “Actually, I’m quite fickle.” “Oh, really?” “Because I like every little thing you do.”
70.“每次过安检我总是过不去”“为什么啊？”“因为他们说我心里装着一个你呀”
70. “Every time I go through security checks, I can never pass.” “Why?” “Because they say I have you in my heart.”
71.不想赌球，只想一睹你的芳容。
71. I don’t want to bet on soccer, I just want to see your beautiful face.
72.不明白什么叫梅开二度，只找到没你这日子难过。
72. I don’t understand what “plum blossoms blooming twice” means, I just know life is hard without you.
73.不想进球门，想进你心门。
73. I don’t want to score a goal, I want to enter your heart.
74.“我忍你很长时间了”“怎样？”“我准备忍你一辈子”
74. “I’ve been tolerating you for a long time.” “Really?” “I’m prepared to tolerate you for a lifetime.”
75.“我一直有个梦想”“什么梦想？”“娶你”
75. “I’ve always had a dream.” “What dream?” “To marry you.”
76.“我可以亲你吗”“不要脸”“好 那亲嘴”
76. “May I kiss you?” “Shameless.” “Alright, then I’ll kiss your lips.”
77.“我从不听情话。”“可对我而言。‘’“你说的每一句都是情话。”
77. “I never listen to love words.” “But for me…” “Every word you say is a love word.”
78.“假如你到了一个地方，那里没有门没有窗。”“别担心，你是在我心里。”
78. “If you were in a place with no doors or windows.” “Don’t worry, you’re in my heart.”
79.“我觉得我好花心”“为什么”“因为你每个样子我都喜欢”
79. “I think I’m fickle.” “Why?” “Because I like every single one of your looks.”
80.“我第一次见到你我就发烧了”“为什么？”“因为一见钟情的体温是°啊”
80. “The first time I saw you, I had a fever.” “Why?” “Because the temperature of love at first sight is °C!”
81.“我喜欢上一个人”“她一定很漂亮吧”“你太自恋了”
81. “I’ve fallen for someone.” “She must be very beautiful.” “You’re so narcissistic.”
82.“我昨晚做了一个噩梦”“为什么噩梦”“没有你的梦都是噩梦”
82. “I had a nightmare last night.” “Why a nightmare?” “Because dreams without you are all nightmares.”
83.“你猜我喜欢喝什么”“可乐？果汁？矿泉水”“错，我想呵护你。”
83. “Can you guess what I like to drink?” “Cola? Juice? Mineral water?” “Wrong, I want to take care of you.”
84.“你知道我喜欢昨天还是今天”“明天？”“有你的每一天”
84. “Do you know if I like yesterday or today more?” “Tomorrow?” “Every day with you.”
85.“我更笨就没把你放在眼里”“你在说一遍”“因为我把你放在心里”
85. “I’m so stupid that I didn’t even put you in my eyes.” “Say that again?” “Because I have you in my heart.”
86.“怎么了 心情不好？”“你管我”“一言为定”
86. “What’s wrong? Are you in a bad mood?” “None of your business.” “It’s a deal.”
87.“你也太不像话了吧”“啊”“美得不像话”
87. “You’re too outrageous, isn’t it?” “Huh?” “You’re so beautiful it’s outrageous.”
88.“记住你自己的身份”“我什么身份”“你是我的人!”
88. “Remember your own identity.” “What identity?” “You are mine!”
89.“你知道喝什么酒最容易醉吗？”“你的天长地久”
89. “Do you know what kind of alcohol gets you drunkest?” “Your everlasting love.”
90.“最近我一直在酿一款酒”“什么酒，这么厉害”“和你的天长地久呀”
90. “Recently, I’ve been brewing a special wine.” “What kind of wine? It’s so amazing.” “The everlasting love between you and me.”
91.“不好意思有人问我要你电话我给他了，对不起”“你给谁了？？”“他叫丘比特，他叫我告诉你，有个爱你的男孩把电话给他了”
91. “I’m sorry, someone asked me for your phone number and I gave it to him.” “Who did you give it to?” “His name is Cupid, and he told me to tell you that a boy who loves you gave him your number.”
92.“你欠我的钱准备什么时候还我”“我说明时候欠你钱了”“你知不知道 我每天为了想你花了多少时间！！时间就是金钱啊。”
92. “When are you planning to pay back the money you owe me?” “When did I owe you money?” “Do you know how much time I spend thinking about you every day? Time is money!”
93.世界上最省钱的环球之旅，就是绕你一圈你就是我的全世界。
93. The most cost-effective trip around the world is to go around you, because you are my whole world.
94.“别熬夜了，熬夜对身体不好。”“我知道熬夜不好，可是我睡不着，差你这颗安眠药啊！”
94. “Don’t stay up late, it’s not good for your health.” “I know staying up late is not good, but I can’t sleep without you, my sleeping pill.”
95.“告诉你个事。”“说……..”“昨晚我梦到娶你了，不过听说梦里都是反的。”“然后呢。”“所以现实应该你你嫁给我。”
95. “Let me tell you something.” “What…” “Last night I dreamed of marrying you, but I heard that dreams are the opposite.” “So?” “So in reality, you should marry me.”
96.“小姐姐，小姐姐，你的快递到了没？”“什么快递，没收到啊”“我的一厢情愿你没收到吗？”
96. “Miss, miss, have you received your express delivery?” “What express delivery? I didn’t get it.” “Haven’t you received my one-sided love?”
97.“你是.我是.知道为什么吗？”“因为我除了你还是你啊。”
97. “You are… I am… Do you know why?” “Because besides you, there’s still you.”
98.“你知道最冷的地方是哪里吗？”“不知道”“是没有你的地方。”
98. “Do you know the coldest place on Earth?” “I don’t know.” “It’s the place without you.”
99.“装你和我的盒子叫什么？”“不知道”“天作之合。”
99. “What do you call the box that holds you and me?” “I don’t know.” “A perfect match made in heaven.”
100.“你知道你跟月亮有什么区别嘛？”“月亮印在水里，你印在我心里”
100. “Do you know the difference between you and the moon?” “The moon is reflected in the water, but you are imprinted in my heart.”
1.风雨不改，爱你依然。
1. Unchanged by wind and rain, my love for you remains the same.
2.你若不离，我亦不弃。
2. If you never leave, I will never give up.
3.风雨不改，爱你依然。
3. Unchanged by wind and rain, my love for you remains.
4.时光停滞，岁月静好。
4. Time stands still, and the years are peaceful.
5.人心不古，世态炎凉。
5. People’s hearts are no longer ancient, and the world is cold.
6.为你赌注，义无反顾。
6. I bet on you, without hesitation.
7.夏有乔木，雅望天堂。
7. In summer, there are tall trees and a beautiful paradise.
8.灯笼易灭，恩宠难寻。
8. Lanterns are easily extinguished, and favor is hard to find.
9.轻摸眼眶，仍有余凉。
9. Gently touch my eyes, and there is still lingering coolness.
10.不怕天黑，只怕心碎。
10. I am not afraid of the dark, but I am afraid of a broken heart.
11.岁月无声，叫人害怕。
11. Silent years are terrifying.
12.琉璃歌，唱尽三生情。
12. A glass song, singing the love of three lives.
13.手放开，让彼此自由。
13. Let go, and set each other free.
14.我这一生，只为吻你。
14. In this life, I exist only to kiss you.
15.因为懂得，所以慈悲
15. Because I understand, I am compassionate.
16.时光停滞，岁月静好。
16. Time stands still, and the years are peaceful.
17.一见钟情，再见倾心。
17. Love at first sight, and then my heart is captivated.
18.心若向阳，何来畏惧。
18. If the heart faces the sun, where is there fear?
19.我的未来，与你同在。
19. My future is with you.
20.我这一生，只为吻你。
20. In this life, I exist only to kiss you.
21.天南地北，随遇而安
21. From the south to the north, I will adapt to any situation.
22.爱上你，我输得彻底。
22. I am completely defeated when I fall in love with you.
23.执子的手，漫漫的走。
23. Holding your hand, we walk slowly together.
24.半夏时光，半支离歌。
24. Midsummer days, half a song of separation.
25.心有灵犀，一点就通。
25. With a heart-to-heart connection, we understand each other instantly.
26.一日就旧，情何以堪。
26. In just one day, everything seems old; how can love bear this?
27.与爱无关，寂寞有染。
27. Unrelated to love, loneliness is still contagious.
28.静静想你心在等待。
28. Quietly thinking of you, my heart waits in silence.
29.繁星落城，漫若浮光。
29. Countless stars fall upon the city, like a floating glow.
30.不灭之光，照向远方
30. The undying light shines towards the distant horizon.
31.有美人兮，见之不忘。
31. There is a beautiful woman, unforgettable once seen.
32.没有你，我依然很好。
32. Without you, I am still doing well.
33.有多少爱，能够重来？
33. How much love can be rekindled?
34.静水流深，沧笙踏歌。
34. Silent waters run deep; the blue flute steps on the song.
35.花开花落，人世无常。
35. Flowers bloom and wither, reflecting the impermanence of human life.
36.爱有多久，天长地久。
36. Love lasts as long as the heavens and the earth.
37.你是我手心里的，宝。
37. You are the treasure in the palm of my hand.
38.知不知道，你很重要。
38. Do you know how important you are to me?
39.繁华已尽，空散云烟。
39. The prosperity has faded, leaving only scattered clouds and smoke.
40.灯笼易灭，恩宠难寻。
40. The lantern is easily extinguished, and grace is hard to find.
41.梦醒繁华，一城荒芜。
41. Awakened from the dream of prosperity, the city lies in desolation.
42.梦醒繁华，一城荒芜。
42. Awake from the dream, a city in ruins.
43.若真若幻，惜情惜义。
43. True or illusory, cherish love and loyalty.
44.爱你的感觉，最完美。
44. The feeling of loving you, the most perfect.
45.交人交心，浇花浇根
45. Make friends with the heart, water the flowers with the roots.
46.我，越来越喜欢你了。
46. I, more and more like you.
47.谁为了谁，辜负了谁。
47. Who for whom, failed whom.
48.咫尺天涯，阴阳两隔。
48. Inches apart, yet worlds apart.
49.爱与时光，终年不遇。
49. Love and time, never to meet again.
50.天不老，心似双丝网。
50. Heaven never ages, but the heart is like a double-layered net.
51.我是真的，真的爱你！
51. I really, truly love you!
52.心的位置，已经空了。
52. The place in my heart, already empty.
53.红尘初妆，山河无疆。
53. The world’s first makeup, boundless mountains and rivers.
54.几分痴情，几分在意。
54. A bit of infatuation, a bit of care.
55.繁星落城，漫若浮光。
55. Stars fall upon the city, like floating light.
56.文字太轻，回忆太重。
56. Words are too light, memories too heavy.
57.绿水无忧，因风皱面。
57. Green waters are carefree, but rippled by the wind.
58.花在墙里，我在墙外
58. Flowers inside the wall, me outside the wall.
59.爱你的心，永不止步。
59. My love for you, never stops.
60.一辈子承诺：我爱你！
60. A lifetime promise: I love you!
61.知不知道，你很重要。
61. Do you know, you are very important.
62.回首万年，情衷伊人。
62. Looking back for ten thousand years, my love for you remains true.
63.心跳多久，爱你多久。
63. My heart beats for as long as my love for you lasts.
64.你是我手心里的宝。
64. You are the treasure in the palm of my hand.
65.寂寞，只愿一人独享。
65. Loneliness, I wish to enjoy it all by myself.
66.心若一动，泪就千行。
66. Once my heart stirs, tears flow like a thousand rivers.
67.衬人心欢，衬己心酸。
67. Delighting others’ hearts, while leaving a bitter taste in my own.
68.降温结成爱情的冰。
68. Cooling down to form the ice of love.
69.你，是我今生的新娘。
69. You are my bride in this life.
70.同片天空，不一样的路。
70. Under the same sky, we walk different paths.
71.我的快乐，望你常在。
71. May my happiness always be with you.
72.爱你，等于爱上寂寞。
72. Loving you is like falling in love with loneliness.
73.才会相思，便害相思。
73. Only when longing for you, do I suffer from lovesickness.
74.一刻，也不能离开你。
74. I cannot bear to be apart from you even for a moment.
75.我很平凡，也很简单。
75. I am ordinary and simple.
76.不能长久，就别拥有。
76. If we cannot be together forever, then I would rather not have it at all.
77.你，是我今生的新娘。
77. You are my bride in this life.
78.执子的手，漫漫的走。
78. Holding your hand, let us walk together through the long journey.
79.明夕何夕，君已陌路。
79. Tomorrow, who knows what it will bring, for you have become a stranger to me.
80.容我爱你，深不见底。
80. Allow me to love you, a love so deep it has no bottom.
81.相识虽浅，似是经年。
81. Though our acquaintance is brief, it feels like an eternity.
82.执手若无，泪溅花上。
82. Holding hands as if nothing, tears splashing on the flowers.
83.才会相思，便害相思。
83. Only when I start to miss you, I am stricken with longing.
84.你的半步，我得天涯。
84. Your half step, I must travel to the ends of the earth.
85.爱情，没有天长地久。
85. Love has no forever.
86.守一段情，念一个人。
86. Guarding a relationship, thinking of a person.
87.才会相思，便害相思。
87. Only when I start to miss you, I am stricken with longing.
88.知不知道，你很重要。
88. Do you know, you are very important.
89.心若向阳，无畏悲伤。
89. If the heart faces the sun, there is no fear of sadness.
90.心软是病，可你是命。
90. A soft heart is a disease, but you are my destiny.
91.春宵酒醒，芬芳何寻?
91. When I wake up from the spring night’s drunkenness, where can I find the fragrance?
92.与你相伴，死亦无憾。
92. To be with you, even death would leave no regrets.
93.受情于此，困之于你
93. Trapped by emotions, confined by you.
94.幸福右边荒芜人烟。
94. Happiness lies to the right, desolation to the left.
95.人来人往，繁华似锦。
95. People come and go, bustling like a splendid brocade.
96.我决定，爱你一万年。
96. I decide to love you for ten thousand years.
97.你在梦里辗转成歌。
97. You turn into a song in my dreams.
98.幸福右边，荒芜人烟。
98. Happiness lies to the right, desolation to the left.
99.喜怒哀乐，告知与我
99. Share your joys and sorrows with me.
100.山河永寂，怎堪欢颜。
100. The mountains and rivers are eternally silent, how can I bear to smile?
101.永不放开，最后溺爱。
101. Never let go, the ultimate indulgence.
102.如人饮水，冷暖自知。
102. Like a person drinking water, one knows the temperature best.
103.我不寂寞，只是孤单
103. I am not lonely, just alone.
104.我想，能和你在一起。
104. I wish, I could be with you.
105.清风湿润，茶烟轻扬。
105. The breeze is moist, the tea smoke gently rises.
106.心有猛虎，细嗅蔷薇
106. With a heart of a fierce tiger, I gently sniff the roses.
107.轻摸眼眶，仍有余凉。
107. Gently touch my eye socket, still feeling the lingering coolness.
108.我决定，爱你一万年。
108. I decide, to love you for ten thousand years.
109.一见钟情，再见倾心。
109. Love at first sight, and then fall for you again upon seeing you.
110.如人饮水，冷暖自知。
110. Like a person drinking water, one knows the temperature best.
111.你若安好，便是晴天。
111. If you are well, it is a sunny day.
112.生能尽欢，死亦无憾。
112. To live fully and joyfully, to die without regrets.
113.君子报仇，十年不晚。
113. A gentleman seeks revenge, but ten years is not too late.
114.你的半步，我的天涯。
114. Your half step, my world apart.
115.满心欢喜，不动声色
115. Overjoyed, yet unexpressed.
116.既已伤，何故空留痕。
116. Since already hurt, why leave an empty trace behind.
117.容我爱你，深不见底。
117. Allow me to love you, deep beyond measure.
118.生性淡漠，并非无情
118. Born indifferent, but not heartless.
119.千秋功名，一世葬你。
119. A lifetime of achievements and fame, an eternity to bury you.
120.不能久伴，就别深拥。
120. If unable to stay together long, don’t hold on too tight.
121.我是真的，真的爱你！
121. I truly, truly love you!
122.你快乐，所以我快乐。
122. Your happiness makes me happy.
123.爱情无价，千情刻真。
123. Love is priceless, a thousand feelings engraved in truth.
124.心很久，没人关心了。
124. My heart has been neglected for so long.
125.中意着你，不弃不离。
125. I am fond of you, never to abandon or forsake.
126.既然大爱，何必等待。
126. Since it is great love, why wait?
127.琉璃歌，唱尽三生情。
127. A song of colored glaze, singing the emotions of three lives.
128.我的世界，只有你懂。
128. Only you understand my world.
129.我爱你，关你什么事！
129. I love you, what does it matter to you!
130.浮伤年华，忧伤说笑。
130. Floating injuries of time, sorrowful laughter and talk.
131.你若安好，便是晴天。
131. If you are well, it is a sunny day.
132.红尘初妆，山河无疆。
132. The world of mortals begins with makeup, mountains and rivers boundless.
133.醉梦一生，扑朔一世。
133. A lifetime of drunken dreams, a lifetime of confusion.
134.望顶繁花，如水似流。
134. Gazing at the top of the blooming flowers, like water flowing.
135.山河拱手，为君一笑。
135. Mountains and rivers at your feet, for a smile from you.
136.水落红莲，唯闻玉磬
136. Water falls red lotus, only the sound of jade chimes.
137.终牵绊，憔思花容颜。
137. Forever entangled, thinking of the haggard flower-like face.
138.吟风于春，薄酒夜夏。
138. Chanting the wind in spring, thin wine on a summer night.
139.不离不弃，生死相依。
139. Never to abandon or forsake, together through life and death.
140.我这一生，只为吻你。
140. I live this life, just to kiss you.
141.学会，走出痛苦迷区。
141. Learn to walk out of the maze of pain.
142.静守时光，以待流年。
142. Quietly guarding time, waiting for the passing years.
143.两国相战，不斩来使。
143. When two countries are at war, they do not kill messengers.
144.你的姓氏，我的名字。
144. Your surname, my name.
145.如若互伤，不若不遇。
145. If we hurt each other, it’s better not to have met.
146.清风湿润，茶烟轻扬。
146. The breeze is moist, and the tea smoke gently rises.
147.一见钟情，再见倾心。
147. Love at first sight, fall in love again upon seeing each other.
148.其实，我也曾在乎过。
148. Actually, I once cared too.
149.日久生情，日久情疏。
149. The longer we are together, the deeper our feelings grow; the longer we are apart, the more distant our emotions become.
150.清风湿润，茶烟轻扬。
150. The breeze is moist, and the tea smoke gently rises.
151.静水流深，沧笙踏歌
151. Still waters run deep, and the blue flute steps on the song.
152.生能尽欢，死亦无憾。
152. If we can enjoy life to the fullest, we will have no regrets in death.
153.窈宨淑女，君子好逑。
153. A gentle and graceful lady is the perfect match for a gentleman.
154.你快乐，所以我快乐。
154. Your happiness makes me happy.
155.既已伤，何故空留痕。
155. Since we are already hurt, why leave an empty trace behind?
156.静守时光，以待流年。
156. Quietly guarding time, waiting for the passing years.
157.落花有意，流水无情。
157. The falling flowers have intent, but the flowing water is heartless.
158.一人一心，白首不离。
158. One heart, one person, together till white hair.
159.生死挈阔，与子成说。
159. Life and death are vast, and I make a promise with you.
160.忧伤说笑，浮伤年华。
160. Sorrowful laughter, fleeting injuries of time.
161.时光易老，人心易变。
161. Time ages easily, and people’s hearts change easily.
162.一人一心，白首不离。
162. One heart, one mind, together till the end of our hair turns white.
163.向来缘浅，奈何情深？
163. Our fate has always been shallow, but how can I bear such deep affection?
164.生死挈阔，与子成说。
164. Through life and death, I promise to be with you.
165.今生今世，永远爱你。
165. In this life, I will love you forever.
166.恋上被你宠的感觉。
166. I’ve fallen in love with the feeling of being pampered by you.
167.半夏彼岸，似水流年。
167. At the midsummer’s彼岸, time flows like water.
168.执子之手，与子偕老。
168. Holding your hand, growing old together with you.
169.思念无果，转瞬滂沱。
169. My longing is fruitless, yet in an instant, it pours like rain.
170.一刻，也不能离开你。
170. I can’t bear to be away from you for even a moment.
171.咫尺天涯，阴阳两隔。
171. So close, yet so far, separated by life and death.
172.一眼之念，一念执着。
172. A glance, a thought, and I am persistent.
173.我，越来越喜欢你了。
173. I like you more and more.
174.繁华已尽，空散云烟。
174. The prosperity has faded, leaving only the clouds and smoke.
175.琥珀心，奈何九世醉。
175. Amber heart, how can I bear the drunkenness of nine lives?
176.我中有你，你中有我。
176. I am in you, and you are in me.
177.执子之手，与子偕老。
177. Holding your hand, growing old together with you.
178.一辈子承诺：我爱你！
178. A lifetime promise: I love you!
179.面朝大海，春暖花开。
179. Facing the sea, with spring blossoms and warm flowers.
180.容我爱你，深不见底。
180. Allow me to love you, a love so deep it’s unfathomable.
181.柔情似水，佳期如梦。
181. Tenderness like water, a beautiful date like a dream.
182.有美人兮，见之不忘。
182. There is a beauty, unforgettable once seen.
183.一人一心，白首不离。
183. One heart, one person, together till white hair never part.
184.二八佳人，你在哪里
184. Where are you, the fair lady of sixteen?
185.风花雪月，长恨时别。
185. Romance and sorrow, long-lasting resentment when apart.
186.我中有你，你中有我。
186. You are in me, and I am in you.
187.卖萌的心，永不止步
187. The heart that plays cute, never stops.
188.易水人去，明月如霜。
188. The people of Yi River are gone, the bright moon is like frost.
189.风花雪月，长恨时别。
189. Romance and sorrow, long-lasting resentment when apart.
190.友谊不变，感情不减
190. Friendship remains unchanged, affection never fades.
191.今日种种，似水无痕。
191. Today’s events, like water without a trace.
192.喜你人多，怪我懦弱
192. Blame my timidity for being liked by so many.
193.忘不了你，离不开你。
193. I can’t forget you, can’t live without you.
194.厮守终生，不离不弃。
194. Together for life, never to desert each other.
195.向来缘浅，奈何情深。
195. Destiny is shallow, but emotions run deep.
196.已失去的，留作回忆。
196. What has been lost, becomes a memory.
197.向来缘浅，奈何情深
197. Destiny is shallow, but emotions run deep.
198.有生之年，相识与你
198. In my lifetime, to meet you.
199.独揽萤火，照亮寂寞。
199. Alone, grasping fireflies, illuminating the loneliness.
200.我爱你，关你什么事！
200. I love you, what does it matter to you?
201.醉在现实，醒在梦里。
201. Drunk in reality, awake in dreams.
202.心有灵犀，一点就通。
202. A heart that understands, communicates with ease.
203.矢志不渝，只因是你。
203. Unwavering determination, all because it’s you.
204.面朝大海，春暖花开。
204. Facing the sea, with spring blossoms.
205.生死挈阔，与子成说。
205. Life and death, together we make a promise.
206.你在梦里，辗转成歌。
206. You are in my dreams, turning into a song.
207.不忘初心，方得始终。
207. Stay true to the original aspiration, and you will reach the ultimate goal.
208.我的幸福，与你无关。
208. My happiness has nothing to do with you.
209.有你相伴，遗世无憾
209. With you by my side, I have no regrets in this world.
210.爱情无价，千情刻真。
210. Love is priceless, a thousand emotions engraved in truth.
211.不忘初心，方得始终。
211. Stay true to the original aspiration, and you will reach the ultimate goal.
212.眼泪是回忆的常客。
212. Tears are the frequent visitors of memories.
213.老鼠扛刀，满街找猫。
213. A mouse carries a knife, searching the streets for cats.
214.易水人去，明月如霜。
214. People leave by the Easy Water, the bright moon like frost.
215.半夏时光，半支离歌。
215. Half of summer, half a song of separation.
216.梦醒繁华，一城荒芜。
216. Awake in the bustling world, a city lies in desolation.
217.你若安好，便是晴天。
217. If you are well, it is a sunny day.
218.麻雀虽小，肝胆俱全。
218. Though a sparrow is small, it has a complete set of guts.
219.时过境迁，物是人非。
219. Time passes, things change, people are no longer the same.
220.山河拱手，为君一笑。
220. Mountains and rivers are offered with both hands, for a smile from you.
221.如花美眷，似水流年。
221. Beautiful companions like flowers, time flows like water.
222.不能久伴，就别深拥。
222. If we cannot stay together long, don’t hold me tight.
223.爱你的感觉，最完美。
223. The feeling of loving you is the most perfect.
224.爱情无价，千情刻真。
224. Love is priceless, with a thousand true emotions.
225.天不老，心似双丝网。
225. The sky does not age, but our hearts are like a double silk net.
226.如花美眷，似水流年。
226. Beautiful as flowers, fleeting like flowing years.
227.喜欢热闹，享受孤独。
227. I enjoy the hustle and bustle, and also cherish the solitude.
228.素时景年，一世疏离。
228. In the plain days of life, we are separated for a lifetime.
229.我爱你，到天荒地老。
229. I love you until the end of time.
230.时光孤岛，与君苍老。
230. On the isolated island of time, I grow old with you.
231.不能久伴，就别深拥。
231. If we cannot stay together long, don’t hold me tight.
232.你情我愿，互不相欠。
232. We are willing in love, with no debts to each other.
233.心如荒岛，囚我终老。
233. My heart is like a deserted island, imprisoning me for the rest of my life.
234.执子的手，漫漫的走。
234. Holding your hand, we walk slowly together.
235.风雨不改，爱你依然。
235. Unchanged by wind and rain, my love for you remains.
236.为醉而醉，似醉非醉。
236. To get drunk for the sake of drunkenness, seeming intoxicated but not quite.
237.无人处暗弹相思泪。
237. In the solitude, I secretly shed tears of longing.
238.静守时光，以待流年。
238. Quietly guarding the passage of time, waiting for the years to pass.
239.生死挈阔，与子成说。
239. Life and death are boundless, let’s make a promise together.
240.柔情似水，佳期如梦。
240. Tenderness is like water, and the beautiful moments are like dreams.
241.岁月静好，现世安稳
241. May the years be peaceful, and the present world stable.
242.我爱你，到天荒地老。
242. I love you, till the end of time.
243.你困住我，年深月久
243. You’ve captivated me, for ages.
244.与友欢笑，那是极好
244. Laughing with friends, that’s the best.
245.心软是病，可你是命。
245. A soft heart is a disease, but you are my life.
246.你是我跳动的心脏。
246. You are my beating heart.
247.一路走来，几许尘埃
247. Along the way, so much dust.
248.素时景年，一世疏离。
248. In the plain days, a lifetime of estrangement.
249.厮守海角，非你不娶！
249. Together at the sea’s edge, I will marry no one but you!
250.时光不老，我们不散。
250. Time never ages, we never part.
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