1.“昨晚睡得一点都不好”“怎么啦”“被子太轻 压不住想你的心”
1. “I didn’t sleep well last night.” “What’s wrong?” “The quilt was too light to suppress my thoughts of you.”

2.“其实我每天只想你一次”“那么少”“因为一想就是一整天”
2. “Actually, I only think of you once a day.” “So little?” “Because once I think of you, it lasts the whole day.”

3.“遇见你之后 我不再抱怨生活”“为什么呀”“因为我想抱你”
3. “After meeting you, I no longer complain about life.” “Why not?” “Because I want to hug you.”

4.“你知道你在我心里是什么嘛”“是什么”“我未来孩子妈”
4. “Do you know what you are in my heart?” “What is it?” “The mother of my future child.”

5.“我以前有很多爱好”“然后呢”“现在只剩下一个了，只剩下爱你”
5. “I used to have many hobbies.” “What then?” “Now there’s only one left, loving you.”

6.“你要是太阳的话，你猜我是什么”“不知道”“我是冰激凌啊”“为什么”“因为你融化了我的心”
6. “If you were the sun, what do you think I would be?” “I don’t know.” “I would be ice cream.” “Why?” “Because you melted my heart.”

7.“你一定是作弊了”“我作弊？我哪里作弊了？”“不作弊那你在我心里怎么是满分”
7. “You must have cheated.” “I cheated? Where did I cheat?” “If you didn’t cheat, how could you be perfect in my heart?”

8.“从认识你那天起我就瘦了”“为什么”“因为我把我的心交给你了”
8. “I’ve been losing weight since I met you.” “Why?” “Because I’ve given my heart to you.”

9.“你喜欢养什么宠物啊？”“小猫呗，乖乖的”“那你知道我想养什么吗？”“什么？”“养你”
9. “What kind of pet do you like to keep?” “A kitten, it’s so cute and obedient.” “Do you know what I want to keep?” “What?” “Keep you.”

10.“你知道为什么我比你重吗”“因为你胖”“因为你在我心里啊”
10. “Do you know why I’m heavier than you?” “Because you’re fat.” “It’s because you’re in my heart.”

11.“愿不愿意走这段路”“什么路啊？”“这段路叫余生”
11. “Are you willing to walk this path?” “What path?” “This path is called the rest of our lives.”

12.“我想把自己晒黑”“为什么”“这样就可以暗中保护你”
12. “I want to tan myself.” “Why?” “So I can secretly protect you.”

13.“昨晚做了一个美梦”“什么美梦”“有你的梦”
13. “I had a beautiful dream last night.” “What kind of dream?” “A dream with you in it.”

14.“北边在哪儿？”“那边啊，是不是傻”“我看到你之后，我就找不到北了”
14. “Where is the north?” “Over there, are you silly?” “I can’t find the north since I saw you.”

15.“你知道圣旨是什么吗？”“是什么？”“是你对我说的每一句话”
15. “Do you know what an imperial decree is?” “What is it?” “It’s every word you say to me.”

16.“你以后会孤独的”“为什么呀”“因为你一个人住在我心里，没有邻居。”
16. “You’ll be lonely in the future.” “Why?” “Because you live alone in my heart, with no neighbors.”

17.“你是不是有魔法”“没有啊”“那为什么我见到你就高兴”
17. “Do you have any magic?” “No.” “Then why am I so happy when I see you?”

18.“你想，上天吗”“想啊，哈哈”“那我把你宠上天吧”
18. “Do you want to go to heaven?” “Yes, haha.” “Then I’ll spoil you to the sky.”

19.“我挺羡慕你的”“羡慕我啥？”“羡慕有我喜欢你”
19. “I’m quite envious of you.” “What do you envy?” “Envy that I like you.”

20.“我发现你特别讨厌”“我哪里讨厌了？”“讨人喜欢，百看不厌”
20. “I find you particularly annoying.” “Where am I annoying?” “Annoyingly lovable, never tire of looking at you.”

21.“请记住喜欢不能当饭吃”“嗯，确实不能”“但被你喜欢，能好好吃饭。”
21. “Remember, liking someone can’t be eaten.” “Yeah, it can’t.” “But being liked by you makes me eat well.”

22.“我想当你的鞋”“为什么？”“因为我想陪你走完余生的路。”
22. “I want to be your shoes.” “Why?” “Because I want to accompany you for the rest of your life.”

23.“我想套一样东西但是我觉得很难套得到”“套娃娃吗？”“不是，套你的心”
23. “I want to catch something, but I think it’s hard to catch.” “Stuffed dolls?” “No, your heart.”

24.“我可以跟你撒个谎吗？”“？？？”“我不喜欢你”
24. “Can I lie to you?” “???” “I don’t like you.”

25.“你知道我最喜欢吃什么水果吗”“什么水果？”“是你这个开心果”
25. “Do you know what fruit I like the most?” “What fruit?” “You, the happy fruit.”

26.“以后出去我要一直牵着你”“干嘛，为什么？”“贵重物品要随身携带”
26. “I want to always hold your hand when we go out.” “Why?” “Valuable items should be carried with you.”

27.“我打算去一个很暖的地方”“什么地方啊”“你心里”
27. “I plan to go to a very warm place.” “What place?” “Your heart.”

28.“今天我的头晕了一天”“怎么了”“没事 就是想你想过头了”
28. “My head has been dizzy all day today.” “What’s wrong?” “Nothing, I just thought of you too much.”

29.“我好像当一只猫”“啊？”“这样就能喜欢你九辈子”
29. “I wish I could be a cat.” “Huh?” “So I could like you for nine lives.”

30.“我最近出了点意外”“什么意外”“意外的爱上你”
30. “I had an accident recently.” “What accident?” “Accidentally falling in love with you.”

31.“你知道老婆饼里为什么没有老婆吗？”“为什么啊？”“因为你的老婆就在这”
31. “Do you know why there’s no wife in a wife cake?” “Why?” “Because your wife is right here.”

32.“最近有一个愿望”“什么愿望”“睁眼是你，闭眼也是你”
32. “I have a wish recently.” “What wish?” “To see you when I open my eyes and when I close them.”

33.“你知道我和唐僧的区别吗？”“不知道”“唐僧取经，我娶你”
33. “Do you know the difference between me and Tang Seng?” “No.” “Tang Seng seeks scriptures, I marry you.”

34.“你三秒钟的语音”“怎么？”“我能反复听一个月”
34. “Your three-second voice message.” “What about it?” “I can listen to it over and over for a month.”

35.“我决定要做个小偷”“为什么”“因为要偷走你的心”
35. “I’ve decided to be a thief.” “Why?” “To steal your heart.”

36.“我身体很好”“扛风扛雨”“就是扛不住想你”
36. “I’m in good health.” “Resistant to wind and rain.” “Just can’t resist thinking of you.”

37.“我要告诉你一件事情噢，我要搬家了”“搬到哪里去啊？”“搬到.你心里”
37. “I want to tell you something, I’m moving.” “Where to?” “To your heart.”

38.“你最近是不是又胖了”“没有啊”“那你在我心里的分量怎么越来越重了呢？”
38. “Have you gained weight recently?” “No.” “Then why are you getting heavier in my heart?”

39.“你是哪里人？”“江西人”“你不是我的心上人吗？”
39. “Where are you from?” “Jiangxi.” “Aren’t you the one I love?”

40.“我最近真的有点忙”“忙什么？”“忙着喜欢你”
40. “I’ve been really busy lately.” “Busy with what?” “Busy liking you.”

41.“我给你讲个故事吧 故事有点长”“什么故事？”“我想你了”
41. “Let me tell you a story. It’s a bit long.” “What story?” “I miss you.”

42.“我觉得我上辈子是碳酸饮料”“为什么？”“因为我一见到你就开心得不停的冒泡”
42. “I think I was a carbonated drink in my previous life.” “Why?” “Because I’m bubbling with happiness whenever I see you.”

43.你晓得泰语 撒那嘿呦是甚么意义吗?我爱你。我也是。
43. “Do you know what ‘sanahayu’ means in Thai?” “I love you. So do I.”

44.“你累吗”“不累啊”“你已经在我脑子里跑了一天了，怎么会不累”
44. “Are you tired?” “No, I’m not.” “You’ve been running in my mind all day, how could you not be tired?”

45.“我忍你很长时间了”“嗯？那你要怎样”“当然是选择忍你一辈子咯”
45. “I’ve been tolerating you for a long time.” “Hmm? So what are you going to do?” “Of course, I choose to tolerate you for a lifetime.”

46.“你觉得世界上最干净最清澈的是什么东西”“水吗？”“不对，是我的眼睛”“为什么啊？”“因为我的眼里只有你”
46. “What do you think is the cleanest and clearest thing in the world?” “Water?” “No, it’s my eyes.” “Why?” “Because my eyes only have you.”

47.“我觉得你像一只猪”“哪里像了？”“我的掌上明珠”
47. “I think you’re like a pig.” “How am I like a pig?” “My precious in palm.”

48.“小时候的梦想是当个科学家”“现在呢？”“现在只想和你成家”
48. “My childhood dream was to be a scientist.” “What about now?” “Now I just want to start a family with you.”

49.“我给你变个魔术，看好了 biubiubiu 变完了”“啥？”“我变得更喜欢你了”
49. “I’ll show you a magic trick. Watch closely, biubiubiu, it’s done.” “What?” “I’ve become even more fond of you.”

50.“可以借你块钱吗？”（借了接收之后你还她元）“？？？”“借你一生，还你一世”
50. “Can I borrow some money from you?” (After borrowing and receiving it back, return her the amount.) “???” “Borrow your lifetime, and repay you for an eternity.”

51.“遇见你之后 我就觉得人生苦短啊。”“为什么”“因为甜的那部分很长。”
51. “After meeting you, I feel life is too short.” “Why?” “Because the sweet part is very long.”

52.“你知道我的缺点是什么吗？”“是什么呀？”“缺点啊。”
52. “Do you know what my flaw is?” “What is it?” “A flaw.”

53.“知道我手指之间为什么有缝隙吗？”“为什么？”“因为等你来填满啊”
53. “Do you know why there’s a gap between my fingers?” “Why?” “Because I’m waiting for you to fill it.”

54.“昨晚我做了噩梦了”“什么噩梦？”“没有你的梦都是噩梦”
54. “I had a nightmare last night.” “What nightmare?” “A nightmare without you.”

55.“你想什么时候结婚啊？”“不知道啊 没想过”“那等你什么时候想好了告诉我一声，我娶你”
55. “When do you want to get married?” “I don’t know, I’ve never thought about it.” “Let me know when you decide, and I’ll marry you.”

56.“我结婚你一定要来”？“为什么？”“因为没有新娘会很尴尬”
56. “You must come to my wedding.” “Why?” “Because it would be embarrassing without a bride.”

57.“你能帮我洗（喜）个东西吗？”“洗什么？”“喜（洗）欢我啊”
57. “Can you help me wash (like) something?” “Wash what?” “Like (wash) me.”

58.“我们友尽吧”“为什么”“因为要开始爱情了～”
58. “Let’s end our friendship.” “Why?” “Because we’re about to start a love story.”

59.“希望有一天。”“我爱你可以倒过来写。
59. “I hope one day.” “I love you” can be written in reverse.

60.“你稍微记一下”“我找你的时候”“就是爆炸想你”“没找你的时候”“就是憋着在想你”
60. “Please remember this.” “When I’m looking for you,” “it means I’m extremely missing you.” “When I’m not looking for you,” “it means I’m holding back my thoughts of you.”

61.“你想养狗吗？”“什么狗？”“单身的那种”
61. “Do you want a dog?” “What kind of dog?” “The single type.”

62.“我要偷你的体温”“说人话”“要抱抱”
62. “I want to steal your body heat.” “Speak human language.” “I want a hug.”

63.“你知道我最喜欢什么酒吗？”“什么酒”“和你的天长地久”
63. “Do you know what kind of wine I like the most?” “What wine?” “The one that lasts forever with you.”

64.“木做的门是什么门？”“木门”“铁做的门是什么门？”“铁门”“那通往幸福的门是什么门？”“福门”“福门？不是，是我们”
64. “What kind of door is made of wood?” “Wooden door.” “What kind of door is made of iron?” “Iron door.” “Then what kind of door leads to happiness?” “Fortune door.” “Fortune door? No, it’s us.”

65.“呃，你会喜欢我吗？”“不会”“没关系啊，我可以教你啊”
65. “Uh, would you like me?” “No.” “It’s okay, I can teach you.”

66.“你知道最幸福的数字是什么吗？”“”“为什么？”“因为，”
66. “Do you know the happiest number?” “Why?”

67.“ 你属什么？”“我属兔”“ 你不是属于我吗？”
67. “What’s your zodiac sign?” “I’m a rabbit.” “Aren’t you supposed to be with me?”

68.“你喜欢吃糖吗？”“不喜欢”“那你为什么这么甜？”
68. “Do you like candy?” “No.” “Then why are you so sweet?”

69.“呃，你知道我以前姓什么吗？”“姓什么”“没遇到你之前我姓王，遇到你之后我就姓福（幸福）了”
69. “Uh, do you know what my last name was before?” “What was it?” “Before meeting you, my last name was Wang. After meeting you, my last name is Fu (happiness).”

70.“天气这么冷，你知道怎么取暖吗？”“不知道。”“我也不知道，但我知道怎么娶你。”
70. “It’s so cold, do you know how to keep warm?” “No.” “I don’t know either, but I know how to marry you.”

71.”我们来玩一个游戏吧”“好啊”“谁要是在三秒内先动了谁就输了”“好啊”“我输了，我心动了”
71. “Let’s play a game.” “Okay.” “Whoever moves first in three seconds loses.” “Okay.” “I lost, I have a crush on you.”

72.“如果我长胖了你还爱我吗”“你知道 “重要”是什么意思吗？”“什么意思？”“重要就是 ：你再重，我都要”
72. “If I gain weight, will you still love me?” “Do you know what ‘important’ means?” “What does it mean?” “Important means: no matter how heavy you are, I still want you.”

73.“你喜欢你自己吗？”“特别喜欢”“那我要做你一辈子的情敌”
73. “Do you like yourself?” “I like myself very much.” “Then I will be your lifelong rival in love.”

74.“你是什么血型？”“O型”“不，你是我的理想型”
74. “What’s your blood type?” “Type O.” “No, you are my ideal type.”

75.“你知道我为什么最近吃素吗？”“不知道”“因为你是我的菜啊”
75. “Do you know why I’ve been vegetarian lately?” “No.” “Because you are my dish.”

76.问你个问题，老爸老妈老姐老哥老公哪个和你没有血缘关系?””老公啊””诶~老婆真聪明~
76. “Which one of these is not related to you by blood: dad, mom, sister, brother, or husband?” “Husband.” “Ah, my wife is so smart.”

77.“我做事向来十拿九稳。”“什么？”“差一吻，你的吻”
77. “I’m always 90% sure in what I do.” “What?” “Short of one kiss, your kiss.”

78.“我犹豫了好几天，最后决定扔个硬币，正面朝上就跟你表白。”“如果背面朝上呢?”“翻过来呗。”
78. “I hesitated for several days and finally decided to flip a coin. If it’s heads, I’ll confess to you.” “What if it’s tails?” “Flip it over.”

79.“你为什么要害我！”“我害你什么了？”“害我那么喜欢你！”
79. “Why did you hurt me?” “What did I do to hurt you?” “You made me like you so much!”

80.“请管好你的嘴。”“为什么？”“因为我随时会亲它。”
80. “Please watch your mouth.” “Why?” “Because I might kiss it at any time.”

81.“你知道圣旨是什么吗”“是什么啊？”“就是你对我说的每一句话～”
81. “Do you know what an imperial decree is?” “What is it?” “It’s every word you say to me.”

82.“你知道我为什么比你个高吗”“不知道”“因为天塌下来我帮你抗”
82. “Do you know why I’m taller than you?” “No idea.” “Because I’ll support you when the sky falls.”

83.“我的终极目标是把你骗到手”“然后养到老”
83. “My ultimate goal is to deceive you into my hands.” “And then raise you until we’re old.”

84.“你最近是不是又胖了？”“没有啊，为什么这么说？”“那你为什么在我心里的分量越来越重了呢？”
84. “Have you gained weight recently?” “No, why do you say that?” “Then why are you becoming heavier in my heart?”

85.“你脸上有东西”“没有啊，哪里？有什么？”“有我的目光”
85. “There’s something on your face.” “Where? What is it?” “It’s my gaze.”

86.“你肯定是近视吧？”“为什么这么说”“不近视的话怎么会看不出来我喜欢你呢～”
86. “You must be nearsighted, right?” “Why do you think so?” “If you weren’t, how could you not see that I like you?”

87.”你也太喜欢我了吧”“我怎么啦？””为了见我居然偷偷跑进我的梦里～”
87. “You must like me so much.” “What did I do?” “You even sneaked into my dreams just to see me.”

88.“遇到你之前，我对未来有很多很多要求。”“什么要求？”“遇到你以后，我只要求是你。”
88. “Before I met you, I had many requirements for the future.” “What requirements?” “After meeting you, I only want it to be you.”

89.“哇，你的眼睛真好看”“真的吗？”“不过没我的好看，因为我的眼睛里面全是你”
89. “Wow, your eyes are so beautiful.” “Really?” “But not as beautiful as mine, because my eyes are full of you.”

90.“真羡慕你。”“羡慕什么？”“拥有我这么可爱又有趣的人。”
90. “I’m so envious of you.” “What for?” “For having someone as lovely and interesting as me.”

91.“要是我和你生一个孩子你觉得他会是什么座？”“什么座？双子座？”“不，我们的杰作。”
91. “What do you think our child would be if we had one?” “What sign? Gemini?” “No, our masterpiece.”

92.“你是我的温带海洋性气候”“什么意思？”“每天都是暖暖的”
92. “You’re my temperate maritime climate.” “What does that mean?” “It’s warm every day.”

93.“你听说过养猪致富吗”“听说过”“那我养你怎么样”
93. “Have you heard of getting rich by raising pigs?” “Yes, I have.” “How about I raise you?”

94.“你知道你哪里好吗”“哪好”“做我女朋友刚刚好”
94. “Do you know what’s good about you?” “What is it?” “Being my girlfriend is just perfect.”

95.“自从认识你之后，我就经常牙疼。”“为什么？”“可能是因为你太甜了吧。”
95. “I’ve had toothaches often since I met you.” “Why?” “Probably because you’re so sweet.”

96.“我想成为十七世纪的英国”“为啥”“这样就可以殖民你的心了”
96. “I want to be the 17th-century British Empire.” “Why?” “So I can colonize your heart.”

97.“我脑子进水了，可是我不想把水抽出来”“为什么”“那样的话不就把你也抽出来了吗？”
97. “My brain is full of water, but I don’t want to pump it out.” “Why not?” “If I do, I’ll pump you out too, right?”

98.“-你手机有导航吗？帮我找个地方。”“去哪？”“你心里。”
98. “-Do you have a navigation app on your phone? Help me find a place.” “Where?” “In your heart.”

99.“你妈妈教过你礼尚往来吗”“教过啊”“其实我喜欢你，你往来一下”
99. “Did your mom teach you the concept of reciprocity?” “Yes, she did.” “Actually, I like you, so please reciprocate.”

100.“你今天看起来有点怪”“怎么怪？”“怪好看的”
100. “You look a bit strange today.” “How so?” “Strangely beautiful.”

100个撩妹套路
1. “I’m a little afraid of you.” “Am I scary?” “No, because I’m afraid of my wife.”

1.“我有点怕你”“我很凶吗？”“不，因为我怕老婆。”
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2.“有人追你吗？”“没有”“你好，我叫没有。”
2. “Is someone chasing you?” “No.” “Hello, my name is No.”

3.女：小哥哥，小哥哥，给你个东西你要吗?男：什么呀?女：你把手伸开，(男生伸开之后，女生把手放在上边)我、你要吗!
3. Girl: Little brother, little brother, do you want something I have? Boy: What is it? Girl: Open your hand (after the boy opens his hand, the girl puts her hand on top) me, do you want!

4.“一个人的时候想去很多地方，两个人的时候就不一样了”“怎么不一样了？”“两个人的时候只想呆在有你的地方。”
4. “When I’m alone, I want to go to many places; it’s different when I’m with someone.” “How is it different?” “When I’m with someone, I just want to stay wherever you are.”

5.“你想清楚再跟我说话”“我没有在想清楚我在想你”
5. “Think clearly before talking to me.” “I’m not thinking clearly; I’m thinking of you.”

6.“互换一下礼物行吗”“好呀”“好了，从这一刻开始，你是我的，我是你的。”
6. “Can we exchange gifts?” “Sure!” “Alright, from this moment on, you’re mine, and I’m yours.”

7.“同学打扰一下请问这道题怎么做”“不好意思我不会”“哦你不会啊那我给你讲讲吧”
7. “Excuse me, classmate, could you help me with this question?” “I’m sorry, I don’t know.” “Oh, you don’t know? Then let me explain it to you.”

8.“你先走吧，我怕我拖你后腿”“没事，我腿粗”
8. “You go ahead, I’m afraid I’ll hold you back.” “No worries, I have thick legs.”

9.男：“你可以借我你的杯子吗？”女：“干嘛？”男：“因为我想借你一辈子。”
9. Boy: “Can I borrow your cup?” Girl: “What for?” Boy: “Because I want to borrow you for a lifetime.”

10.男：我忍你很长时间了。女：切，那你要怎样。男：忍你一辈子。
10. Boy: I’ve been tolerating you for a long time. Girl: So what do you want? Boy: To tolerate you for a lifetime.

11.“我可以亲你吗”“不可以”“那我刚刚对你说了什么”“我可以亲你吗”“嗯，可以”
11. “Can I kiss you?” “No.” “What did I just say to you?” “Can I kiss you?” “Yes, you can.”

12.“我觉得你让我很感冒”“为什么”“因为我对你没有抵抗力”
12. “I think you give me a cold.” “Why?” “Because I have no resistance to you.”

13.我的每支笔都好甜啊，嗯？因为每支笔都知道你的名字。
13. My every pen is so sweet, huh? Because every pen knows your name.

14.你知道我最喜欢吃什么吗？不知道啊，痴痴地看着你啊。
14. Do you know what my favorite food is? I don’t know, gazing at you foolishly.

15.“从今天开始我要吃素“为什么啊？”“因为，你是我的菜。”
15. “I’m going to become a vegetarian from today.” “Why?” “Because you are my dish.”

16.“今天早上照了照镜子，然后就想到了找你”“为什么”“这么多日子来，你知道的，每次看到好的东西我都想给你”
16. “I looked in the mirror this morning, and then I thought of finding you.” “Why?” “You know, all these days, every time I see something good, I want to give it to you.”

17.我想你一定很忙，所以你只看前三个字就好。
17. I think you must be very busy, so just look at the first three words.

18.说起我男朋友的优点,总结起来就是五个字:”会挑女朋友”
18. Speaking of my boyfriend’s advantages, they can be summarized in five words: “good at choosing a girlfriend.”

19.”如果你不怕麻烦的话””那就麻烦你跟我在一起吧”
19. “If you don’t mind the trouble…” “Then trouble yourself by being with me.”

20.”我昨晚失眠了””意思就是想你想了一夜”
20. “I couldn’t sleep last night.” “Meaning I thought of you all night.”

21.“你知道为什么后羿射日他要留下一颗太阳吗？”“不知道”“因为要让我们晒恩爱”
21. “Do you know why Houyi shot down the sun but left one?” “I don’t know.” “Because we need to show our love in the sun.”

22.“你单身多久了？”“从出生到现在”“不好意思让你等这么久。”
22. “How long have you been single?” “Since birth until now.” “Sorry for making you wait for so long.”

23.“我觉得所有的门都应该让你敲？”“为什么这么说呢？”“因为你敲好看。”
23. “I think all doors should let you knock on them.” “Why do you say that?” “Because you look great when you knock.”

24.“你吃烧烤会先烤什么！”“先烤肉啊”“我会先考虑你……”
24. “What would you grill first at a barbecue?” “Meat, of course.” “But I’d think about you first…”

25.小时候我想当科学家，长大后我想当艺术家，现在，我只想去你家。
25. When I was young, I wanted to be a scientist. When I grew up, I wanted to be an artist. Now, I just want to go to your house.

26.“我今天考试考得很差”“为什么”“因为我不管遇到什么问题，我的答案都会是你”
26. “I did very poorly on my exam today.” “Why?” “Because no matter what problem I encountered, my answer would always be you.”

27.“人没有氧气就活不下去，但我可以，你知道为什么吗”“不知道”“因为我有你这个小淘气”
27. “Humans can’t live without oxygen, but I can. Do you know why?” “I don’t know.” “Because I have you, my little naughty one.”

28.“我有那么多支笔，你知道我最喜欢哪一支吗？”“不知道”“你这个北鼻”
28. “I have so many pens, do you know which one I like the most?” “I don’t know.” “You, my dear.”

29.“你知道昨天是什么日子吗？”“什么日子？”“是我爱了你一天的日子”
29. “Do you know what day it was yesterday?” “What day?” “It was the day I loved you for a whole day.”

30.今天我吃醋了，为什么？一想起昨天的我也喜欢你，我就吃醋了。
30. Today I’m jealous. Why? Just thinking about how much I liked you yesterday makes me jealous.

31.“你知道天涯海角子在哪里吗？”“在哪里”“我也不知道”“但我愿意带你一起去找”。
31. “Do you know where the ends of the earth are?” “Where?” “I don’t know either.” “But I’m willing to search for them together with you.”

32.“遇到你，我都没吃过糖了”“为什么”“你太甜”
32. “Since I met you, I haven’t eaten any candy.” “Why?” “Because you’re so sweet.”

33.“你可以帮我洗个东西吗？”“可以啊，洗什么？”“喜欢我”
33. “Can you help me wash something?” “Sure, what is it?” “My love for you.”

34.“我觉得我跟你玩捉迷藏的话我一定会输”“为什么”“因为爱一个人，藏也藏不住”
34. “I think I would lose if I played hide and seek with you.” “Why?” “Because when you love someone, you can’t hide it.”

35.“我缺了一样生活必需品”“缺了什么？”“你呀”
35. “I’m missing a daily necessity in my life.” “What’s missing?” “You.”

36.“我觉得我们的友情只能到今天为止”“为什么”“接下来我们只能谈爱情”
36. “I think our friendship can only last until today.” “Why?” “From now on, we can only talk about love.”

37.“你知道我的缺点是什么吗？”“你缺点那么多，我怎么知道”“不，有一个你肯定知道—那就是缺你。”
37. “Do you know what my flaw is?” “You have so many flaws, how would I know?” “No, there’s one you must know—it’s missing you.”

38.“我肯定是盐吃多了。”“啊？”“不然怎么总是闲的想你啊~！”
38. “I must have eaten too much salt.” “Huh?” “Otherwise, why would I always have time to think of you?!”

39.“你喜欢猫还是狗”“狗”“汪汪汪”“你喜欢猫还是狗”“猫”“喵喵喵”
39. “Do you like cats or dogs?” “Dogs.” “Woof woof woof.” “Do you like cats or dogs?” “Cats.” “Meow meow meow.”

40.“照的这张自拍真丑”“恩..”“还不及你本人十分之一好看”
40. “This selfie is really ugly.” “Hmm…” “It’s still not as beautiful as you in person.”

41.“你知道我为什么不上天嘛？”“为什么”“因为地上有你啊”
41. “Do you know why I don’t go to the sky?” “Why?” “Because you are on the ground.”

42.“我们来玩个游戏吧！”“好呀！”“一二三木头人不许动！“你动了！！”“因为我对你心动了啊。”
42. “Let’s play a game!” “Sure!” “One, two, three, freeze!” “You moved!” “Because my heart skips a beat for you.”

43.男：“能在愚人节骗我一次吗？”女：“好啊！”男：“你喜欢我吗？”
43. Man: “Can you trick me once on April Fool’s Day?” Woman: “Sure!” Man: “Do you like me?”

44.男：“我想成为一种人。”女：“什么人？”男：“你的人。”
44. Man: “I want to become a certain kind of person.” Woman: “What kind of person?” Man: “Your person.”

45.男：“人没有氧气就活不下去，但我可以，你知道为什么吗”女：“不知道”男：“因为我有你这个小淘气”
45. Man: “People can’t live without oxygen, but I can. Do you know why?” Woman: “I don’t know.” Man: “Because I have you, my little mischief.”

46.男：“我缺了一样生活必需品”女：“缺了什么？”男：“你呀”
46. Man: “I’m missing a daily necessity in my life.” Woman: “What’s missing?” Man: “You.”

47.男：“今天早上照了照镜子，然后就想到了找你”女：“为什么”男：“这么多日子来，你知道的，每次看到好的东西我都想给你”
47. Man: “I looked in the mirror this morning and thought of you.” Woman: “Why?” Man: “You know, all these days, every time I see something good, I want to give it to you.”

48.男：“记住你自己的身份”女：“我什么身份”男：“你是我的人！”
48. Man: “Remember your identity.” Woman: “What identity?” Man: “You are mine!”

49.男：“我昨晚的梦实现了”女：“梦还能实现？”男：“和喜欢的人聊天”。
49. Man: “My dream from last night came true.” Woman: “Dreams can come true?” Man: “Chatting with the person I like.”

50.男：“从今天开始我要吃素。”女：“为什么啊？”男：“因为，你是我的菜。”
50. Man: “From today on, I’m going to eat vegetarian.” Woman: “Why?” Man: “Because you are my dish.”

51.男：“我以前有很多爱好，现在就剩一个了。”女：“是什么呢？”男：“就是爱你。”
51. Man: “I used to have many hobbies, but now I only have one left.” Woman: “What is it?” Man: “Loving you.”

52.男：“我们来玩个游戏吧！”女：“好呀！”男：“一二三木头人不许动！”女：“你动了！”男：“因为我对你心动了啊。”
52. Man: “Let’s play a game!” Woman: “Sure!” Man: “One, two, three, freeze!” Woman: “You moved!” Man: “Because my heart skips a beat for you.”

53.男：“我有一个，很正经很严肃的问题。”女：“什么问题？”男：“你什么时候结婚？”女：“唔，不知道唉”男：“那好吧等你想好了我再娶你”
53. Man: “I have a very serious question.” Woman: “What’s the question?” Man: “When are you getting married?” Woman: “Um, I don’t know.” Man: “Alright, I’ll wait until you decide, and then I’ll marry you.”

54.男：我觉得我们应该去游泳。女：为什么啊……大冷天的，我不去。男：笨蛋，不然我们怎么坠入爱河啊。
54. Man: “I think we should go swimming.” Woman: “Why? It’s cold outside, I don’t want to go.” Man: “Fool, how else can we fall in love?”

55.男：最近胸口好闷。女：怎么了？女：生病了吗？男：因为你卡在我心头。
55. Man: “Recently, I’ve been feeling quite stuffy in my chest.” Woman: “What’s wrong?” Woman: “Are you sick?” Man: “It’s because you’re stuck in my heart.”

56.女：“一天天的脑子里想些什么呢！”男：“想你”
56. Woman: “What are you thinking about all day?” Man: “Thinking about you.”

57.“从前有我爱你和我不爱你两个人，我不爱你死了剩下谁？”“我爱你啊”“我也爱你”
57. “Once upon a time, there were two people: I love you and I don’t love you. I don’t love you died, who is left?” “I love you.” “I love you too.”

58.“你能模仿下啄木鸟吗”“怎么模仿”“就拿我的脸当树”
58. “Can you imitate a woodpecker?” “How?” “Just use my face as a tree.”

59.男：“照的这张自拍真丑”女：“恩。”男：“还不及你本人十分之一好看”
59. Man: “This selfie I took is really ugly.” Woman: “Mm.” Man: “It’s still not as beautiful as you in person.”

60.男：“你知道我的缺点是什么吗？”女：“你缺点那么多，我怎么知道”男：“不，有一个你肯定知道—那就是缺你。”
60. Man: “Do you know what my flaw is?” Woman: “You have so many flaws, how would I know?” Man: “No, there’s one you must know—missing you.”

61.“我可以向你问路吗”“去哪里”“到你心里”
61. “May I ask you for directions?” “Where to?” “To your heart”

62.“振作点，人不能在一棵树上吊死!”“你的体重需要两棵树。”
62. “Cheer up, one cannot hang on just one tree!” “Your weight would require two trees.”

63.男：我今天学了一句外语。女：什么外语?男：&￥&#(做我女朋友的意思)女：什么意思?男：做我女朋友!
63. Boy: I learned a foreign phrase today. Girl: What phrase? Boy: &￥&# (It means “Be my girlfriend”) Girl: What does it mean? Boy: Be my girlfriend!

64.“你知道我喜欢吃什么吗？”“你喜欢吃什么？”“我喜欢痴痴的望着你。”
64. “Do you know what I like to eat?” “What do you like to eat?” “I like to gaze at you lovingly.”

65.“记住你自己的身份”“我什么身份”“你是我的人!”
65. “Remember your identity.” “What identity?” “You are my person!”

66.“你长得特别像我一个亲戚”“像谁？”“我妈的女婿”
66. “You look a lot like one of my relatives.” “Who?” “My mom’s son-in-law.”

67.“你这么完美，就是有一个缺点。”“什么缺点？”“缺点我”
67. “You’re so perfect, except for one flaw.” “What flaw?” “The flaw of not having me.”

68.“我还是很喜欢你”“像你妈打你，不讲道理”
68. “I still like you very much.” “Like your mom hitting you, without reason.”

69.“我觉得我很自私。”“哪里自私？”“我只喜欢你一个人，不给其他女孩任何机会。”
69. “I think I’m selfish.” “How so?” “I only like you, not giving other girls any chance.”

70.男：我们打个赌，你输了做我女票。女：什么赌？男：我比你高！
70. Boy: Let’s make a bet, if you lose, you become my girlfriend. Girl: What kind of bet? Boy: I’m taller than you!

71.男：今天是哦，最不应该做什么呢？女：告白？男：那我只能把这句“我喜欢你”放到明天说咯。
71. Boy: Today is a day when I shouldn’t do something. Girl: What shouldn’t you do? Boy: Confess my feelings. So I’ll say “I like you” tomorrow.

72.男：“你是什么血型”。女：“o型”。男：“你是我的理想型”。
72. Boy: “What’s your blood type?” Girl: “Type O.” Boy: “You’re my ideal type.”

73.女：你长得特别像我一个亲戚。男：啊？谁啊！女：我妈的女婿。
73. Girl: You look a lot like one of my relatives. Boy: Ah? Who? Girl: My mom’s son-in-law.

74.男：我最怕的就是你。女：怕我干嘛？我又不会怎么你。男：怕失去你。
74. Boy: I’m most afraid of you. Girl: Why be afraid of me? I won’t do anything to you. Boy: I’m afraid of losing you.

75.男：你今天有点怪。女：怎么怪了？男：怪好看的。
75. Boy: You look a bit strange today. Girl: How so? Boy: Strangely beautiful.

76.男：“我可以亲你么？”女：“不可以”男：“我刚刚对你说了什么”男：“我可以亲你么”女：“嗯，可以”
76. Boy: “Can I kiss you?” Girl: “No.” Boy: “What did I just say?” Boy: “Can I kiss you?” Girl: “Yes, you can.”

77.“我可以亲你吗”“不可以”“我刚刚说了什么”“我可以亲你吗”“可以”
77. “Can I kiss you?” “No.” “What did I just say?” “Can I kiss you?” “Yes, you can.”

78.男：我有一个超能力。女：嗯？男：超喜欢你。
78. Boy: I have a superpower. Girl: Hmm? Boy: I super like you.

79.男：“我发现有人暗恋你。”女：“谁啊？”男：“我啊。”
79. Boy: I found out someone has a crush on you. Girl: Who? Boy: Me.

80.“今天早上照了照镜子，然后就想到了找你”“为什么”“这么多日子来，你知道的，每次看到好的东西我都想给你”
80. “This morning, I looked in the mirror and then thought of you.” “Why?” “You know, all these days, every time I see something good, I want to give it to you.”

81.“有人跟你告白过吗?”“曾经有过一个。”“那我就是第二个。”
81. “Has anyone ever confessed to you?” “There was one before.” “Then I’ll be the second one.”

82.男：“你生日几号？”女：“为什么告诉你？”男：“我密码忘了”
82. Man: “When is your birthday?” Woman: “Why should I tell you?” Man: “I forgot my password.”

83.“稍等，我取个东西。”“取啥”“我娶你。”
83. “Wait a moment, I’ll get something.” “What are you getting?” “I’m marrying you.”

84.“你会不会爱上我？”“不会”“好吧，我来教你”
84. “Do you think you’ll fall in love with me?” “No.” “Alright, let me teach you.”

85.“猜猜我的心脏在哪边？”“肯定左边。”“错在你那边。”
85. “Guess which side my heart is on?” “Definitely the left side.” “Wrong, it’s on your side.”

86.“跟你说一个坏消息”“什么坏消息？”“我对你的思想不单纯了”
86. “I have some bad news for you.” “What bad news?” “My thoughts about you are no longer innocent.”

87.“你喜欢暴富吗”“喜欢啊“不过我不喜欢”“为什么”“因为我喜欢抱你”
87. “Do you like sudden wealth?” “I do.” “But I don’t.” “Why not?” “Because I like hugging you.”

88.女：好饿啊，到哪吃饭？男：那你先答应做我女朋友，才能吃饭！女：为什么？男：我订的是情侣餐厅。
88. Woman: “I’m so hungry, where should we eat?” Man: “First, promise to be my girlfriend, then you can eat!” Woman: “Why?” Man: “I booked a couple’s restaurant.”

89.男：我今天学了一句外语。女：什么外语？男：&￥&#（做我女朋友的意思）女：什么意思？男：做我女朋友！
89. Man: “I learned a foreign phrase today.” Woman: “What foreign phrase?” Man: “&￥&#“ (Means ‘Be my girlfriend’) Woman: “What does it mean?” Man: “Be my girlfriend!”

90.“我给你讲个故事吧”“嗯”“从前有我爱你和我不爱你两个人，我不爱你死了剩下谁”“我爱你啊”“我也爱你”
90. “Let me tell you a story.” “Okay.” “Once upon a time, there were two people: I love you and I don’t love you. I don’t love you died, who is left?” “I love you.” “I love you too.”

91.“你的打火机呢？”“啊？我没啊”“那请问，你是怎么燃烧我的心的”
91. “Where’s your lighter?” “Uh, I don’t have one.” “Then how did you manage to set my heart on fire?”

92.太好了，你又胖了一圈，我爱你的地方又多了好多。
92. It’s great, you’ve gained some weight, and I love more parts of you now.

93.男：“木做的门是什么门？”女：“木门。”男：“铁做的门是什么门？”女：“铁门。”男：“那幸福做的门呢？”女：“幸福门。”男：“不对，是我们。”
93. Man: “What kind of door is made of wood?” Woman: “A wooden door.” Man: “What kind of door is made of iron?” Woman: “An iron door.” Man: “What about a door made of happiness?” Woman: “A happiness door.” Man: “No, it’s us.”

94.男：“跟你说一个坏消息”女：“什么坏消息”男：“我对你的思想不单纯了”
94. Man: “I have some bad news for you.” Woman: “What bad news?” Man: “My thoughts about you are no longer pure.”

95.男：“我有那么多支笔，你知道我最喜欢哪一支吗？”女：“不知道”男：“你这个北鼻”
95. Man: “I have so many pens, do you know which one I like the most?” Woman: “I don’t know.” Man: “You, babe.”

96.男：“你会喜欢我吗？”女：“不会。”男：“那我教你好啦。”
96. Man: “Will you like me?” Woman: “No.” Man: “Then let me teach you.”

97.“你想清楚再跟我说话”“我没有在想清楚我在想你”
97. “Think clearly before talking to me.” “I’m not thinking clearly, I’m thinking of you.”

98.“最近都在干嘛呢？”“一直吃。”“一直吃怎么还这么瘦。”“痴痴地等你..”
98. “What have you been doing lately?” “Eating all the time.” “How can you still be so thin after eating all the time?” “Waiting for you foolishly…”

99.“跟你说一个坏消息”“什么坏消息”“我对你的思想不单纯了”
99. Man: “I have some bad news for you.” Woman: “What bad news?” Man: “My thoughts about you are no longer pure.”

100.男：“我们一起交换礼物好不好？”女：“好啊。”男：“那好，从现在开始，你是我的，我是你的。”
100. Man: “Shall we exchange gifts?” Woman: “Sure.” Man: “Alright, from now on, you are mine, and I am yours.”

新土味情话
New Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

1.我现在越来越不像自己了。那你像什么？像你老公。
1. I’m less and less like myself now. What do I look like? Like your husband.

2.你知道我喜欢吃什么吗？痴痴的望着你。
2. Do you know what I like to eat? Staring at you lovingly.

3.你会弹吉他吗？不会啊那你怎么拨动了我的心弦。
3. Can you play the guitar? No? Then how did you touch my heartstrings?

4.我有一个超能力，超喜欢你。
4. I have a superpower: I super like you.

5.其实你像猪，为什么？因为你是我的掌上明珠。
5. Actually, you’re like a pig, why? Because you are my precious pearl in the palm of my hand.

6.我在找一匹马。什么马？你的微信号码。
6. I’m looking for a horse. What horse? Your WeChat number.

7.女孩，我十拿九稳只差你一吻。
7. Girl, I’m 90% sure, just missing your kiss.

8.你知道我的缺点是什么吗？是什么？缺点你。
8. Do you know what my weakness is? What? It’s you.

9.你今天怪怪的。怎么了？怪好看的。
9. You look weird today. What’s wrong? You look strangely beautiful.

10.现在几点了(点)不，是我们幸福的起点。
10. What time is it? (O’clock) No, it’s the starting point of our happiness.

11.“你能不能闭嘴”“我没有说话啊”“那为什么我满脑子都是你的声音”
11. “Can you shut up?” “I’m not talking.” “Then why do I hear your voice in my head?”

12.可以帮我洗个东西吗？洗什么？喜欢我。
12. Can you help me wash something? What? To like you.

13.我觉得你不适合谈恋爱。为什么？适合结婚。
13. I don’t think you’re suitable for dating. Why? Because you’re suitable for marriage.

14.哪来的好脾气，还不是因为喜欢你。
14. Where does my good temper come from? It’s all because I like you.

15.每个人都有特别的小爱好， 比如我， 就特别喜欢你。
15. Everyone has special little hobbies, like me, I especially like you.

16.你最爱上谁的课？爱上你的每一刻。
16. Whose class do you love the most? Falling in love with every moment with you.

17.你是什么血型？A型。不，你是我的理想型。
17. What’s your blood type? Type A. No, you’re my ideal type.

18.你喜欢那一天，跟你聊天。
18. Which day do you like the most? The day I chat with you.

19.你可以帮我买一包盐吗？为什么？因为我们的关系变淡了。
19. Can you buy me a pack of salt? Why? Because our relationship has become dull.

20.你去哪里呀？我去你心里。
20. Where are you going? To your heart.

21.你知道我喜欢什么衣服吗？我喜欢被你制服。
21. Do you know what kind of clothes I like? I like being dominated by you.

22.超人是正义联盟，钢铁侠是复仇者联盟，你跟我是什么联盟？海誓山盟。
22. Superman is in the Justice League, Iron Man is in the Avengers, what kind of alliance is there between you and me? A pact of eternal love.

23.帮我一张火车票？去哪里？去你心里。
23. Help me buy a train ticket? Where to? To your heart.

24.你脸上有点东西，有什么？有点帅。
24. There’s something on your face, what is it? A little handsome.

25.我发现你今天有点怪，为什么？怪可爱的。
25. I find you a bit strange today, why? Strangely cute.

26.你现在在哪儿？在家。你现在在我的脑海里。
26. Where are you now? At home. You are now in my mind.

27.你今天特别讨厌，讨人喜欢和百看不厌。
27. You’re particularly annoying today, in a likable and never-tiring way.

28.你爸爸一定是个小偷，把天上的星星偷下来放到你的眼里。
28. Your father must be a thief, stealing stars from the sky and putting them in your eyes.

29.最近老是头晕，你知道是什么原因吗？不知道。因为爱情使人头晕。
29. I’ve been feeling dizzy lately, do you know why? I don’t know. Because love makes people dizzy.

30.这里哪都好，就是没有你。
30. Everything here is good, except there’s no you.

31.不要抱怨，抱我。
31. Don’t complain, hug me.

32.“你有打火机吗？”“没有啊。”“那你是怎么点燃我的心的？”
32. “Do you have a lighter?” “No, I don’t.” “Then how did you light up my heart?”

33.听闻先生治家有方，小女余生愿闻其详。
33. I’ve heard that you manage your family well, I’d like to learn more about it for the rest of my life.

34.你闻到什么味道了吗？没有啊。怎么你一出来空气都是甜的了。
34. Do you smell something? No? How come the air is sweet when you come out?

35.到家了吗？没有，没你的地方都不算家。
35. Have you arrived home? No, without you, no place is home.

36.你知道你和星星有什么区别吗星星在天上，你在我心里。
36. Do you know what’s the difference between you and the stars? Stars are in the sky, but you are in my heart.

37.不要抱怨，抱我。
37. Don’t complain, hug me.

38.你知道最幸福的数字是几吗？是几？是五为什么？你比个五看看（对方比五后，伸手十指紧扣）
38. Do you know what the happiest number is? What is it? Five. Why? Show me five (after the other person shows five, hold their ten fingers tightly together).

39.你的脸上有点东西，有什么？有点漂亮。
39. There’s something on your face. What? You’re a little beautiful.

40.你今天特别讨厌讨人喜欢和百看不厌
40. You’re particularly annoying today, in a likable and never-boring way.

41.见到你之后我只想成为一种人。什么人？你的人
41. After meeting you, I just want to be one kind of person. What kind of person? Yours.

42.“我觉得你这个人不适合谈恋爱”“为什么”“适合结婚。”
42. “I don’t think you’re suitable for dating.” “Why?” “You’re suitable for marriage.”

43.我们来玩木头人不许动吧好！我输了为什么？因为我心动了
43. Let’s play a game of freeze, don’t move. Okay! I lost. Why? Because my heart is racing.

44.我很能干但有一件事不会。什么？不会离开你。
44. I’m capable of doing many things, but there’s one thing I can’t do. What? I can’t leave you.

45.这是我的手背，这是我的脚背，你是我的宝贝。
45. This is my hand, this is my foot, and you are my baby.

46.你为什么要害我呀？害你什么了？害我喜欢你呀。
46. Why did you hurt me? What did I do? You made me fall in love with you.

47.我想在你那里买一块地什么地买你的死心塌地
47. I want to buy a piece of land from you. What land? Your devotion.

48.你好像我家的一个亲戚。什么？我爸的女婿。
48. You seem like a relative of mine. Who? My dad’s son-in-law.

49.“你累不累啊”“不累。”“可是你都在我脑里跑了一天了”
49. “Are you tired?” “No, I’m not.” “But you’ve been running in my mind all day.”

50.“你对我笑一下。”(ˊˋ)“你不对我笑一下我晚上怎么睡得着。”
50. “Give me a smile.” (ˊˋ) “If you don’t smile at me, how can I sleep at night?”

51.先生你要点什么？我想点开你的心
51. What would you like to order, sir? I’d like to open your heart.

52.我想在你这里买一块地。什么地？我对你的死心塌地。
52. I’d like to buy a piece of land from you. What land? My devotion to you.

53.“我觉得你都没有见过梦中情人。”“哈？”“手机黑屏的时候看看就知道了。”
53. “I think you’ve never seen your dream lover.” “Huh?” “Just look at your phone screen when it’s off.”

54.“我想买一块地。”“什么地”“你的死心塌地。”
54. “I’d like to buy a piece of land.” “What land?” “Your devotion to me.”

55.我生在南方，活在南方，栽在你手里，总算是去过不一样的地方
55. I was born in the south, lived in the south, and fell into your hands, finally experiencing a different place.

56.我点的东西怎么还没来？什么东西？我们的未来。
56. Where’s the thing I ordered? What thing? Our future.

57.我想吃碗面什么面你的心里面
57. I’d like to eat a bowl of noodles, what kind of noodles? From your heart.

58.我手上划了一道口子你也划一条吧 这样咱俩就是两口子了。
58. I’ve got a cut on my hand; you should make one too, so we’ll be a couple.

59.你的笑容没有酒，我却醉的像条狗。
59. Your smile has no alcohol, yet I’m drunk like a dog.

60.你是方便面我是白开水，今生今世我泡定你了。
60. You’re instant noodles, and I’m boiling water; I’m determined to be with you in this life.

61.大年三十晚上的鞭炮再响，也没有我想你那么想。
61. No matter how loud the firecrackers are on New Year’s Eve, they can’t compare to how much I miss you.

62.你知道你和猴子什么区别吗” “一个住在山洞，一个住在我心里”
62. What’s the difference between you and a monkey? “One lives in a cave, and the other lives in my heart.”

63.你会弹吉他吗？为什么拨动了我的心弦。
63. Can you play the guitar? Because you’ve strummed my heartstrings.

64.你们那边家乡话的我喜欢你 怎么说？
64. How do you say “I like you” in your hometown dialect?

65.你忙归忙，什么时候有空娶我啊。
65. You’re busy, but when do you have time to marry me?

66.你这种人！我除了恋爱没什么和你好谈的。
66. You! I have nothing to discuss with you except for love.

67.你闻到空气中有烧焦的味道吗？那是我的心在为你燃烧。
67. Do you smell something burning in the air? That’s my heart burning for you.

68.你知不知道为什么我怕你？”“不知道”“因为我怕老婆。
68. Do you know why I’m afraid of you? “I don’t know.” “Because I’m afraid of my wife.”

69.你知道我喜欢喝什么吗？ 呵护你。
69. Do you know what I like to drink? Nurturing you.

70.既然你已经把我的心弄乱了，那么你准备什么时候来弄乱我的床。
70. Since you’ve already messed up my heart, when are you planning to mess up my bed?

71.你知道你和星星的区别吗？星星点亮了黑夜，而你点亮了我的心。
71. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? Stars light up the night, while you light up my heart.

72.你能不能别说话了。”“我没有啊。”“那为什么我满脑子都是你的声音。
72. Can you stop talking? I wasn’t talking. Then why is your voice all I can hear?

73.你的嘴真好看，特别适合说我爱你。
73. Your lips look so good, perfect for saying “I love you.”

74.我看你挺笨的吹口哨都不会，要不要我嘴对嘴教你。
74. You’re really clumsy, you can’t even whistle. Shall I teach you mouth-to-mouth?

75.会当凌绝顶，一…一把搂住你。
75. When one reaches the summit, one… embraces you.

76.我以前喜欢吃肉，但今天看到你我决定开始吃素，因为，你是我的菜。
76. I used to like eating meat, but after seeing you today, I’ve decided to become a vegetarian because you are my dish.

77.苦海无涯，回…回头是我呀。
77. The sea of suffering is boundless, turn… around and there I am.

78.你有打火机吗？没有啊，那你是怎么点燃我的心的？
78. Do you have a lighter? No? Then how did you ignite my heart?

79.见什么世面，见见你就好了。
79. What’s the point of seeing the world when all I need is to see you?

80.你是属什么的？我属龙的，不，你是属于我的。
80. What’s your zodiac sign? I’m the Dragon, no, you belong to me.

81.糟糕，是心动的感觉。
81. Oh no, it’s that heart-fluttering feeling.

82.我的床不大不小，用来睡你刚刚好。
82. My bed is neither too big nor too small, just right for you to sleep in.

83.你现在不珍惜我，我告诉你，过了这个村，我在下个村等你。
83. If you don’t cherish me now, I’ll tell you, after this village, I’ll wait for you in the next one.

84.我是九你是三，除了你还是你。
84. I am nine and you are three, besides you, there’s still you.

85.你闻到什么味道了吗？没有啊，怎么你一出来空气都是甜的了。
85. Do you smell something? No? How come the air is sweet when you come out?

86.猜猜我的心在哪边？左边错了，在你那边。
86. Guess which side my heart is on? Wrong, it’s on the left. No, it’s on your side.

87.我发觉你今天有点怪，怪好看的。
87. I noticed you look a bit strange today, strangely beautiful.

88.如果你不怕麻烦的话，可以麻烦喜欢我一下吗？
88. If it’s not too much trouble, could you please like me?

89.我有个九个亿的项目想跟你单独谈谈。
89. I have a nine hundred million yuan project I’d like to discuss with you privately.

90.你知道我为什么会感冒吗？因为见到你就没有抵抗力呀，我爱你。
90. Do you know why I caught a cold? Because I have no resistance when I see you, I love you.

91.想试试我的草莓味唇膏吗？
91. Want to try my strawberry-flavored lipstick?

92.遇见你的时候上帝在我耳边说了四个字“在劫难逃”。
92. When I met you, God whispered four words in my ear, “inevitable fate.”

93.我一点也不想你，一点半再想。
93. I don’t miss you at all, maybe in half an hour.

94.无聊的时候多想想我，不要浪费时间，知道吗？
94. Think of me more when you’re bored, don’t waste time, got it?

95.这辈子跟我在一起吧，不行我就等等，再不行的话，我就想想别的办法。
95. Spend your life with me, if not, I’ll wait; if still not, I’ll think of another way.

96.你是心你是肝你是我的四分之三。
96. You are my heart, my liver, and three-fourths of me.

97.你为什么要害我？害你什么？害我那么喜欢你。
97. Why are you harming me? What harm? You’re making me like you so much.

98.莫文蔚的阴天，孙燕姿的雨天，周杰伦的晴天，都不如你和我聊天。
98. Karen Mok’s cloudy day, Stefanie Sun’s rainy day, Jay Chou’s sunny day, all pale in comparison to chatting with you.

99.你的脸上有点东西，有什么？有点漂亮。
99. There’s something on your face, what is it? It’s your beauty.

100.你猜我喜欢什么制服，被你制服。
100. Guess what kind of uniform I like, being conquered by you.

100条很甜很撩的句子
1. You are the sugar to my coffee, the music to my life. 2. Every time I see you, my heart skips a beat. 3. You make my world a brighter place just by being in it. 4. I could spend all day listening to the sound of your voice. 5. You are the most beautiful person I have ever met, inside and out. 6. I can’t help but smile whenever I think of you. 7. You are my sunshine on a rainy day. 8. I love the way your eyes sparkle when you laugh. 9. You are the reason I believe in love at first sight. 10. I would walk a thousand miles just to be with you. 11. You are the missing piece to my puzzle, the other half of my soul. 12. I never knew what true happiness was until I met you. 13. You are the only one who can make my heart race like this. 14. I would do anything for you, just to see you smile. 15. You are my dream come true, my heart’s desire. 16. I can’t imagine a single day without you in my life. 17. You are the reason I wake up with a smile on my face every morning. 18. I love the way you make me feel, like I’m the most important person in the world. 19. You are my home, my sanctuary, my everything. 20. I never knew I could love someone as much as I love you. 21. You are the first thing I think of when I wake up and the last thing I think of before I go to sleep. 22. I love how you always know the right words to say to make me feel better. 23. You are my rock, my support, my strength. 24. I can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with you. 25. You are the most wonderful, kind, and loving person I have ever met. 26. I love the way your hand fits perfectly in mine. 27. You make my heart skip a beat every time you walk into the room. 28. I never knew I could fall so deeply in love with someone. 29. You are my forever, my always, my everything. 30. I love how you always make me feel like the most special person in the world. 31. You are my sunshine after the storm, my light in the darkness. 32. I can’t help but fall more in love with you every day. 33. You are the reason I believe in true love and soulmates. 34. I love the way your mind works, the way you see the world. 35. You are my best friend, my confidant, my everything. 36. I love how you always know how to make me laugh, even when I’m feeling down. 37. You are my heart, my soul, my everything. 38. I can’t imagine going through life without you by my side. 39. You are the reason I never want to let go of your hand. 40. I love how you always make me feel like I’m the only one who matters. 41. You are my forever love, my one and only. 42. I love the way you always support and encourage me in everything I do. 43. You are my rockstar, my superhero, my everything. 44. I can’t wait to see what the future holds for us. 45. You are the reason I believe in second chances and new beginnings. 46. I love how you always make me feel like I’m the most important person in your life. 47. You are my home, my safe haven, my sanctuary. 48. I never knew I could love someone as much as I love you. 49. You are the reason I believe in true happiness and joy. 50. I love the way you always make me feel like I’m the luckiest person in the world. 51. You are my forever and always, my one true love. 52. I love how you always make me feel like I’m the most precious person in your life. 53. You are my sunshine on a cloudy day, my rainbow after the storm. 54. I can’t help but fall more in love with you every time I see you. 55. You are the reason I believe in love, trust, and loyalty. 56. I love the way you always make me feel like I’m the most important thing in your world. 57. You are my heart, my soul, my everything. 58. I can’t imagine a single day without your love and support. 59. You are the reason I never want to let go of your hand, never want to be apart from you. 60. I love how you always make me feel like I’m the most special person in your life. 61. You are my forever love, my one

1.想说些漂亮的话哄你，但想来想去最漂亮的只有你。
1. I want to say something beautiful to coax you, but after thinking about it, the most beautiful thing is you.

2.房产证写你名字，我妈会游泳，难产保大，余生多指教。
2. The property deed is in your name, my mom can swim, save the bigger one in case of difficult labor, and guide me for the rest of my life.

3.不要不要，除了你我什么都不要。
3. Don’t want anything else, except for you, I don’t want anything else.

4.想咬你一口，尝尝你到底什么做的，居然这么可爱。
4. I want to take a bite of you, to taste what you’re made of, you’re so cute.

5.真想睡觉的时候翻身一滚就滚进你怀里，想想都甜啊。
5. I really want to roll over in bed and end up in your arms when I wake up, just thinking about it makes me feel sweet.

6.从认识你，就没想过换人。
6. Since I met you, I’ve never thought about changing to someone else.

7.一个美女在吃糖葫芦，怎么问才能让她相信我不是来搭讪而是想知道糖葫芦在哪买的
7. A beautiful woman is eating candied hawthorn, how can I ask her to believe that I’m not trying to chat her up but really want to know where she bought it?

8.那个，我想打听一下，你吃的糖葫芦是在哪儿买的
8. Excuse me, I’d like to inquire, where did you buy the candied hawthorn you’re eating?

9.再有一万年，深情也不变。
9. Even after ten thousand years, my deep affection will not change.

10.在男生没看到你的时候，你可以一直盯着他，等他看你的时候，马上慌张的挪开眼神。据说“注视超过三秒，再露出不好意思的表情，然后低头笑一下”，这一行为能让岁以上的男人失眠一晚上。
10. When a guy is not looking at you, you can keep staring at him, and when he looks at you, quickly shift your gaze with a flustered expression. Then lower your head and smile. It is said that this behavior can make men over 18 years old lose sleep for a night.

11.梦里有你，香甜无比；心里有你，无比开心；身边有你，无比幸福。你是我一切美好事物的来源。
11. Having you in my dreams is incredibly sweet; having you in my heart is extremely happy; having you by my side is extremely blissful. You are the source of all the beautiful things in my life.

12.你的名字明明简单的要命，但总是占满了我的心。
12. Your name is clearly very simple, but it always fills my heart.

13.无论你在不在我身边，想到世界的角落有一个你，觉得整个世界也变得温柔安定了，内心也更加敞亮了。
13. Whether you are by my side or not, thinking that there is a you in a corner of the world makes me feel that the whole world has become gentle and stable, and my heart is more open.

14.桥上的你在看风景，殊不知你就是我的风景。
14. You on the bridge are watching the scenery, not knowing that you are my scenery.

15.你给我的备注是什么啊？” “一行。” “为什么啊？” “因为干一行，爱一行
15. What’s the note I’ve given you? “One line.” “Why?” “Because I love what I do, one at a time.”

16.你像一个人 ，我的女人。
16. You’re like a person, my woman.

17.你的口红我包了，但以后记得每天还我一点点。
17. I’ll cover your lipstick, but remember to give me a little bit back every day.

18.你妈没教过你什么是礼尚往来吗？我喜欢你你必须嫁给我。
18. Didn’t your mom teach you what is reciprocity? I like you, so you must marry me.

19.做什么都十拿九稳，就差你一吻。
19. I’m confident in everything I do, except for your kiss.

20.如果有一天你被困在了一个红色的房子里，那里没有窗也没有门，别怕，那是在我心里。
20. If one day you are trapped in a red house with no windows or doors, don’t be afraid, that’s because you are in my heart.

21.讲真的你未对我半分好，偏巧这感情疯长似野草。
21. To be honest, you haven’t been the slightest bit kind to me, but coincidentally, this affection grows like wild grass.

22.我的手被划了一道口子，你也划一道，这样我们就是两口子了。
22. My hand got a cut, and if you get one too, then we’ll be “two cuts” (a couple).

23.我想去取一下东西，你等一下，我来娶你了。
23. I’ll go get something, wait a moment, I’m coming to marry you.

24.我怀疑你的本质是一本书，不然为什么让我越看越想睡。
24. I suspect that your nature is a book, otherwise, why do you make me want to sleep more and more when I look at you?

25.面对你，我不仅善解人意，我还善解人衣。
25. Facing you, I am not only understanding, but also good at undressing you.

26.最近有谣言说我喜欢你，我要澄清一下，那不是谣言。
26. Recently, there’s a rumor that I like you. I’d like to clarify that it’s not a rumor.

27.你喜欢喝水吗？那你已经喜欢上%的我了。
27. Do you like water? Then you already like 50% of me.

28.我发现昨天很喜欢你，今天也很喜欢你，而且有预感每天也会很喜欢你。
28. I realized that I liked you a lot yesterday, like you a lot today, and I have a premonition that I will like you every day.

29.三十晚上的鞭炮再响，都没有我想你那么想。
29. No matter how loud the firecrackers are on the 30th night, they don’t compare to how much I miss you.

30.你知道你和星星有什么区别吗？星星在天上，你在我心里
30. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? Stars are in the sky, but you are in my heart.

31.这是我的手背，这是我的脚背，你是我的宝贝。
31. This is the back of my hand, this is the back of my foot, and you are my baby.

32.你知道五氧化二磷被氧化前是什么样子嘛，什么样子？五二磷。
32. Do you know what phosphorus pentoxide looks like before it’s oxidized? What does it look like? Five-two-phosphorus.

33.这是西服，这是迷彩服，你是我的小幸福。
33. This is a suit, this is camouflage clothing, and you are my little happiness.

34.你今天能不能不洗澡，为什么？因为最近流行吃脏脏包。
34. Can you not take a bath today? Why? Because dirty buns are popular recently.

35.我还是喜欢你，像小时候吃辣条，不看日期。
35. I still like you, like when I was a child and eating spicy strips without checking the date.

36.我身体很好，可以扛米袋子，扛煤气罐，可就是扛不住想你。
36. I am in good health, I can carry rice bags and gas cylinders, but I just can’t bear to miss you.

37.这是弓箭，这是火箭，你是我的甜蜜饯。
37. This is a bow and arrow, this is a rocket, and you are my sweet candy.

38.我玩了年英雄联盟，后来才发现你才是我的英雄。
38. I played League of Legends for years, only to find out that you are my true hero.

39.你是我的玫瑰你是我的花，小鸟的情话只给您夸。
39. You are my rose, you are my flower, and the little bird’s sweet talk is only for you.

40.猪撞树上了，你撞我心里了。
40. A pig hit a tree, and you hit my heart.

41.这是我的手背，这是我的脚背，你是我的宝贝。
41. This is the back of my hand, this is the back of my foot, and you are my treasure.

42.只有自己跟自己过得太久了人才会渴望爱情，也才有资格获得爱情。
42. Only those who have spent too much time with themselves long for love and are qualified to receive it.

43.“既然你把我的心已经弄乱了，那你打算什么时候来弄乱我的床？”
43. “Since you’ve already messed up my heart, when do you plan to mess up my bed?”

44.在有生的瞬间能遇到你，竟花光所有运气。
44. Meeting you in this fleeting life has used up all my luck.

45.我真很花心，喜欢每一天你和每一个你。
45. I’m really fickle, I like every day’s you and every version of you.

46.我最近有点忙，忙什么，忙着喜欢你。
46. I’ve been a bit busy lately, busy with what? Busy with liking you.

47.“面对你，我不仅善解人意，我还善解人衣。”
47. “Facing you, I’m not only good at understanding people, but also good at understanding their clothes.”

48.我怀疑你的本质是一本书，不然为什么让我越看越想睡。
48. I suspect that your essence is a book, otherwise, why do you make me want to sleep more and more when I look at you?

49.近朱者赤，近你者甜。
49. Being close to a good person makes you good, and being close to you makes me sweet.

50.我以为开学前见你一面，到学校后就不会想你。
50. I thought that seeing you before school started would stop me from missing you once I’m at school.

51.“我肯定是盐吃多了。”“啊？”“不然怎么总是闲的想你啊~！”
51. “I must have eaten too much salt.” “Huh?” “Otherwise, why am I always idle and thinking of you~!”

52.吃烧烤是先考海鲜还是烤肉烤肉先考虑你
52. When eating barbecue, should I consider seafood first or grilling meat first? I’ll consider you first.

53.像我这么好的女生，以后也不知道便宜了谁。
53. A girl like me, I wonder who will get the bargain in the future.

54.我要超级酷，但是如果你和我聊天的话，我可以不酷那么一小会儿。
54. I want to be super cool, but if you chat with me, I can be not that cool for a little while.

55.我那么喜欢你，你喜欢我一下会死啊。
55. I like you so much, will it kill you to like me back just a little?

56.任何为人称道的美丽，不及我第一次遇见你。
56. No beauty praised by others can compare to the first time I met you.

57.我不相信永远的爱，因为我只会一天比一天更爱你！
57. I don’t believe in eternal love because I will love you more and more with each passing day!

58.想和你喝酒是假的，余生都醉在你心头却是真的。
58. Wanting to drink with you is fake, but being intoxicated by you for the rest of my life is real.

59.我们都是世界上多余的人，但至少我们对于彼此都是这世界上最重要的人！
59. We are both superfluous people in the world, but at least we are the most important people to each other in this world!

60.其实当你对着我笑的时候，我真的很想把全世界都给你！
60. Actually, when you smile at me, I really want to give you the whole world!

61.想吃甜的，但是我这里没有甜的。我就只好想想你了。
61. I want to eat something sweet, but there’s nothing sweet here. So I’ll just think of you.

62.想做你的枕边书，怀中猫，还有意中人。
62. I want to be the book by your side, the cat in your arms, and the one you love.

63.我喜欢春天的花，夏天的树，秋天的黄昏，冬天的阳光，还有每天的你。
63. I like the flowers in spring, the trees in summer, the dusk in autumn, the sunlight in winter, and you every day.

64.除了恋爱，我和你没什么可谈的了。
64. Besides love, I have nothing to talk about with you.

65.我真的很想跟你一起喝酒，但更想你醉在我怀里。
65. I really want to drink with you, but I want you to be intoxicated in my arms even more.

66.我们去结婚吧，除了你，别的人我都不要。
66. Let’s get married; I don’t want anyone but you.

67.谢谢你，把我宠成了一个孩子。
67. Thank you for spoiling me like a child.

68.最甜的一个字是乖，两个字是过来，三个字是亲一口，四个字是我的公主，五个字是最喜欢你啦。
68. The sweetest word is “obey,” two words are “come here,” three words are “kiss you,” four words are “my princess,” and five words are “I like you the most.”

69.我的愿望，就是希望你的愿望里，也有我。
69. My wish is that in your wishes, there’s also a place for me.

70.我想你，也想睡你，更想睡醒有你。
70. I miss you, I want to sleep with you, and even more, I want to wake up with you.

71.从前车马很慢，书信很远，一生只够爱一个人。
71. In the past, carriages were slow, letters were far away, and a lifetime was only enough to love one person.

72.夜阑卧听风吹雨，铁马冰河入梦来，铁马是你，冰河也是你！
72. Lying in bed at night, listening to the wind and rain, the iron horse and icy river enter my dream; the iron horse is you, and the icy river is also you!

73.你的情话我听着，你的余生我陪着。
73. I listen to your sweet words, and I will accompany you for the rest of your life.

74.要抱抱，要摸头，要托腮，要你全部的宠爱。
74. I want a hug, a head pat, a cheek support, and all your love and affection.

75.我听说，喜鹊喝多了可乐会变成乌鸦，欢迎光临说多了会变成谢谢惠顾，你的猫太爱你会变成兔子，啊还听人说会因为太害羞把想说的话藏在句头。
75. I heard that magpies turn into crows after drinking too much cola, “welcome光临” turns into “thank you for your patronage” after being said too many times, your cat turns into a rabbit if it loves you too much, and some people even hide their words out of shyness at the beginning of a sentence.

76.如果想念有声音，恐怕早已震耳欲聋。
76. If missing you had a sound, it would probably be deafening by now.

77.因为有你，世界变得美丽；因为有你，生活有了意义；因为有你，一切都是甜蜜。
77. Because of you, the world becomes beautiful; because of you, life has meaning; because of you, everything is sweet.

78.耳中所听皆是你的呢喃，心之所向是指你为南，目之所及除你之外尽是荒野。
78. All I hear is your whisper, all my heart desires is pointing south with you, and all I see is wilderness except for you.

79.世间五味俱全，谢谢你给我的甜。
79. The world has all five flavors, thank you for the sweetness you bring.

80.等你想回头的时候，我一定在你身后。
80. When you want to turn back, I will definitely be behind you.

81.我在什么事情上都很大方，只是一样，十分吝啬，就是你是我的。
81. I am generous in everything, but there is one thing I am very stingy with, and that is you, you belong to me.

82.我喜欢你，不需要其他的条件，我喜欢你，如此简单而已。
82. I like you, no other conditions are needed, I like you, it’s just that simple.

83.你的眼睛已经是美的不可方物了，但我的更美，因为里面满满的都是你。
83. Your eyes are already incredibly beautiful, but mine are even more beautiful because they are filled with you.

84.遇到你，我开始心动了；爱上你，我选择了幸福；拥有你，我拥有了最好的。
84. Meeting you made my heart race; falling in love with you, I chose happiness; having you, I have the best.

85.现在是不知怎么了，一张嘴就是你的名字，一闭眼就是你的样子，改不掉了也不想改！
85. Now I don’t know what’s going on, but as soon as I open my mouth, your name comes out, and when I close my eyes, I see your face. I can’t change it and don’t want to!

86.我喜欢你，是那种一想到你的名字，心里动辄海啸山鸣的喜欢。
86. I like you so much that just thinking of your name causes a storm and an avalanche in my heart.

87.“美女，你好，你真漂亮，老远就看见你了，就想过来跟你打个招呼
87. “Hello, beautiful lady, you are so pretty. I saw you from afar and wanted to come over and say hello.”

88.如果你感到辛苦，那就转过身到我怀里来躲一躲吧，就算我比你小，怀抱也不够大不够暖，但是我会用全身气力抱紧你，不会松开手的，对你会很温柔。
88. If you feel tired, just turn around and hide in my arms. Even though I am younger than you and my embrace may not be big or warm enough, I will hold you tightly with all my strength and never let go. I will be very gentle with you.

89.我很爱你，即使这个世界上，有比你高，比你帅，比你懂事的男生，都不关我的事。
89. I love you, and even if there are guys in this world who are taller, handsomer, and more sensible than you, it doesn’t concern me.

90.我觉得你特像一款游戏，我的世界。
90. I think you are like a video game, my world.

91.刚刚地震了吗？没有啊，那为什么看到你，我心头一震。
91. Did there just happen to be an earthquake? No? Then why do I feel a shock in my heart when I see you?

92.以后早点睡，为什么？目前我还养不起国宝。
92. Go to bed early from now on, why? Because I can’t afford to keep a national treasure up late.

93.现在几点了？点，不，是我们幸福的起点。
93. What time is it now? It’s point, no, it’s the starting point of our happiness.

94.我生在南方，活在南方，栽在你手里，总算是去过不一样的地方。
94. I was born in the south, lived in the south, and fell into your hands, so I have been to a different place.

95.你可以帮我个忙么？什么忙？帮忙快点爱上我。
95. Can you do me a favor? What favor? Help me fall in love with you faster.

96.你是可爱的男孩，我是可爱。
96. You are a lovely boy, and I am lovely.

97.你以后走路能不能看着点啊，都撞在我心上了。
97. Can you watch where you’re walking in the future? You’ve already bumped into my heart.

98.我可以不为别人难过，但你不是别人，你是我的人。
98. I can be sad for others, but you are not others; you are my person.

99.你眼瞎吗？撞在我的心口上了。
99. Are you blind? You bumped into my heart.

100.下次见面敲你一下，为什么？因为你，敲好看。
100. Next time we meet, I’ll knock on you. Why? Because you, knock good-looking.

100句土味情话大全撩妹
1. You are the apple of my eye. 2. I’d be lost without you. 3. You light up my life. 4. You make my heart race. 5. You are my sunshine. 6. You are my dream girl. 7. I can’t take my eyes off you. 8. You are the love of my life. 9. You are my everything. 10. You make my world a better place. 11. You are the missing piece to my puzzle. 12. You are my soulmate. 13. I am addicted to you. 14. You are my heart’s desire. 15. You are my lucky charm. 16. You are my perfect match. 17. You are my better half. 18. You complete me. 19. You are my one and only. 20. You are my true love. 21. You are my forever. 22. You make my heart skip a beat. 23. You are my happiness. 24. You are my reason to smile. 25. You are my reason to live. 26. You are my inspiration. 27. You are my muse. 28. You are my everything and more. 29. You are my world. 30. You are my sanctuary. 31. You are my safe haven. 32. You are my home. 33. You are my paradise. 34. You are my angel. 35. You are my treasure. 36. You are my precious gem. 37. You are my diamond in the rough. 38. You are my shining star. 39. You are my guiding light. 40. You are my beacon of hope. 41. You are my sunshine on a cloudy day. 42. You are my rainbow after the storm. 43. You are my breath of fresh air. 44. You are my oasis in the desert. 45. You are my saving grace. 46. You are my lucky star. 47. You are my guardian angel. 48. You are my destiny. 49. You are my forever and always. 50. You are my heart’s home. 51. You are my love story. 52. You are my fairy tale. 53. You are my happily ever after. 54. You are my daydream. 55. You are my fantasy. 56. You are my wildest dream. 57. You are my moon and stars. 58. You are my universe. 59. You are my everything and beyond. 60. You are my life’s purpose. 61. You are my true north. 62. You are my compass. 63. You are my anchor. 64. You are my rock. 65. You are my foundation. 66. You are my support. 67. You are my strength. 68. You are my courage. 69. You are my hero. 70. You are my knight in shining armor. 71. You are my savior. 72. You are my protector. 73. You are my defender. 74. You are my champion. 75. You are my warrior. 76. You are my partner in crime. 77. You are my best friend. 78. You are my confidant. 79. You are my shoulder to lean on. 80. You are my listening ear. 81. You are my sounding board. 82. You are my cheerleader. 83. You are my biggest fan. 84. You are my biggest supporter. 85. You are my rock star. 86. You are my superstar. 87. You are my shining example. 88. You are my role model. 89. You are my inspiration to be a better person. 90. You are my reason to be a better man. 91. You are my motivation. 92. You are my drive. 93. You are my ambition. 94. You are my goal. 95. You are my dream come true. 96. You are my heart’s wish. 97. You are my heart’s desire. 98. You are my heart’s longing. 99. You are my heart’s treasure. 100. You are my heart’s joy.

1.知道我和唐僧什么区别吗？唐僧取经我娶你。
1. Do you know the difference between me and Tang Seng? Tang Seng seeks scriptures, I seek to marry you.

2.我想问一条路，到你心里的路。
2. I want to ask for directions, to the road in your heart.

3.我有超能力，超喜欢你。
3. I have a superpower, I super like you.

4.我一点也不想你，一点半再想。
4. I don’t miss you at all, I’ll think about you at half past.

5.我发现你不适合谈恋爱，适合结婚。
5. I’ve discovered that you’re not suitable for dating, you’re suitable for marriage.

6.你吃东西的样子真可爱，是练过吗?
6. The way you eat is really cute, have you practiced it?

7.你为什么这么庸俗，老是发自拍，害我看了好几遍，手都酸了。
7. Why are you so vulgar, always posting selfies, making me look at them several times, my hand is sore.

8.我觉得你太自恋了，说实话就长成你这样，选美比赛最多拿前三。
8. I think you’re too narcissistic, to be honest, looking like you, you can only get top three in a beauty contest.

9.你比较喜欢猫还是狗，猫：喵;狗：汪汪。
9. Do you prefer cats or dogs? Cat: Meow; Dog: Woof woof.

10.你有男朋友吗?没有的话想不想有一个，有的话要不要换一个，不换的话介意不介意多一个。
10. Do you have a boyfriend? If not, would you like one? If you do, would you like to change one? If not, would you mind having one more?

11.你最可爱，我说时来不及思索，但思索之后，还是这样说。
11. You are the cutest, I said it without thinking, but after thinking, I still say the same.

12.从今以后我只能称呼你为“您”了，因为你在我心上。
12. From now on, I can only address you as “You”, because you are in my heart.

13.你不觉得累吗？你已经在我的世界里跑了好几圈了。
13. Aren’t you tired? You’ve been running around in my world for several laps.

14.最近有个谣言说我喜欢你，我要澄清一下，那不是谣言。
14. Recently, there’s a rumor that I like you, I want to clarify, it’s not a rumor.

15.我是九，你是三，除了你，还是你。
15. I am nine, you are three, besides you, it’s still you.

16.“我想买块地。”“什么地？”“你的死心塌地！”
16. “I want to buy a piece of land.” “What land?” “Your undying devotion!”

17.“你能不能闭嘴？”“我没有说话啊。”“那为什么我的脑子里全是你的声音？”
17. “Can you shut up?” “I didn’t say anything.” “Then why is my brain full of your voice?”

18.“你知道我为什么感冒了吗？”“因为着凉了？”“不，因为我对你完全没有抵抗力。”
18. “Do you know why I caught a cold?” “Because I’m cold?” “No, because I have no resistance to you.”

19.不要让我再看见你，不然，我看见一次喜欢你一次。
19. Don’t let me see you again, otherwise, every time I see you, I’ll like you once.

20.“你现在不珍惜我，我告诉你，过了这个村。”“怎么滴？”“我再下个村等你。”
20. “If you don’t cherish me now, I tell you, after this village.” “What then?” “I’ll wait for you in the next village.”

21.你看，我手里有一把土，你要栽在我手里吗？
21. Look, I have a handful of soil in my hand. Do you want to be planted in my hand?

22.“我想去旅游。”“去哪？”“你心里。”
22. “I want to go on a trip.” “Where to?” “To your heart.”

23.“我觉得我很自私。”“哪里自私？”“我只喜欢你一个人，不给其他人一点机会。”
23. “I think I’m selfish.” “How so?” “I only like you, not giving others a chance.”

24.你眼瞎吗？撞我心口上了。
24. Are you blind? You bumped into my heart.

25.野心不大，有你就拥有天下！
25. I don’t have much ambition; having you means having the world!

26.我发现你是个照骗，因为本人比照片好看多了。
26. I’ve discovered that you’re a “photo fraud” because you look much better in person than in photos.

27.你知道我最大的缺点是什么吗？是缺点你。
27. Do you know what my biggest flaw is? It’s that I lack you.

28.在我眼里你特别好看，从眼睫毛到头皮屑都好看的那种好看。
28. In my eyes, you are particularly good-looking, the kind of good-looking that extends from your eyelashes to your dandruff.

29.愿意跟我体验一下不单身的感觉吗?我骄傲了十几年看见你我就怂了。
29. Would you like to experience the feeling of not being single with me? I’ve been arrogant for over a decade, but when I see you, I become humble.

30.我想升华一下我们纯洁的革命感情。
30. I want to elevate our pure revolutionary friendship.

31.在有生的瞬间能遇到你，竟花光我所有运气。
31. To meet you in this short life has used up all my luck.

32.我做事十拿九稳 其实就差你这一吻。
32. I’m confident in what I do, but I’m actually missing your kiss.

33.这是车票，这是发票，你是我最最最可爱的女票。
33. This is a ticket, this is a receipt, and you are my most adorable girlfriend.

34.这是手心，这是笔芯，你是我的小甜心。
34. This is the palm of my hand, this is the core of a pen, and you are my little sweet heart.

35.石头和你脑袋碰在一起谁痛？当然我的头痛了，不，是我心痛。
35. If a rock and your head collide, whose pain would it be? Of course, my head would hurt, but no, it’s my heart that aches.

36.这是果冻，这是树洞，你是我的心动。
36. This is jelly, this is a tree hole, and you are my heart’s movement.

37.你有没有闻到什么烧焦的味道？那是我的心在燃烧。
37. Have you smelled something burning? That’s my heart on fire.

38.前半生到处浪荡，后半生为你煲汤。
38. I wandered around in the first half of my life, and in the second half, I’ll make soup for you.

39.别让我看见你，不然我见你一次，就喜欢你一次。
39. Don’t let me see you, or every time I see you, I’ll fall for you again.

40.你知道你像什么人吗？什么人?我的女人。
40. Do you know what kind of person you are? What kind of person? You are my woman.

41.等下可以帮我洗一下东西吗？”“可以啊，洗什么？”“喜欢我。
41. “Can you help me wash something later?” “Sure, what is it?” “My feelings for you.”

42.于万千人之中我也能一眼便认出你，因为别人走在路上，你走在我心上。
42. Among thousands of people, I can recognize you at a glance because others walk on the road, while you walk in my heart.

43.“喜欢你是件很麻烦的事。”“但我偏偏喜欢找麻烦。”
43. “Liking you is such a troublesome thing.” “But I happen to enjoy looking for trouble.”

44.算命的说我旺夫你要不要验证一下。
44. The fortune teller said I’m a lucky wife, do you want to give it a try?

45.如果地球没有地心引力，恐怕我的世界都是你。
45. If the Earth didn’t have gravity, I’m afraid my whole world would be you.

46.怕无归期 怕空欢喜 怕来者不是你。
46. Afraid of no return, afraid of false joy, afraid that it’s not you who comes.

47.你是不是作弊了，那为什么你在我心里总是满分？
47. Did you cheat? Why do you always score full marks in my heart?

48.别人爱你只是想和你上床，我不一样，沙发，厨房，都可以。
48. Others love you just wanting to sleep with you, I’m different, sofa, kitchen, anywhere.

49.你让我道歉，还是让我告白。
49. Do you want me to apologize, or do you want me to confess my love?

50.我昨晚梦见你了，不知是你想我了还是我想你了。
50. I dreamed of you last night, I don’t know if it’s because you missed me or I missed you.

51.无论在哪里遇到你，我都会喜欢上你。
51. No matter where I meet you, I will fall in love with you.

52.“同学，我可以认识你吗?”“为什么?”“我想，你的未来和我有关。”
52. “Classmate, can I get to know you?” “Why?” “Because I think your future is related to mine.”

53.自从你第一次跟我说晚安，我就决定以后每天还你一个晚安。
53. Ever since you first said goodnight to me, I decided to give you a goodnight every day from now on.

54.你不陪你女朋友吗?我哪有什么女朋友。哦?你不是说你一直有个女神吗?我不是正在跟她聊天吗?
54. Aren’t you with your girlfriend? I don’t have a girlfriend. Oh? Didn’t you say you’ve always had a goddess? I’m not talking to her right now?

55.你瘦的时候在我心里，胖了就在里面卡着出不来了。
55. When you were thin, you were in my heart; when you got fat, you got stuck in there and couldn’t get out.

56.说不过你，但喜欢你。
56. I can’t win an argument with you, but I like you.

57.跟我在一起让我照顾你，你爱谁无所谓。
57. Be with me and let me take care of you, it doesn’t matter who you love.

58.我一点也不想你，一点半再想你。
58. I don’t miss you at all, I’ll miss you after half an hour.

59.“你猜我想吃什么？”“不知道啊。”“痴痴地望着你。”
59. “What do you think I want to eat?” “I don’t know.” “To gaze at you lovingly.”

60.你近视吗(不近视啊)那你怎么看不出我喜欢你
60. Are you nearsighted? (No, I’m not nearsighted) Then why can’t you see that I like you?

61.你有没有问到什么烧焦的味道那是我的心在燃烧
61. Have you smelled something burning? It’s my heart on fire for you.

62.你知道我的缺点是什么吗是缺点你
62. Do you know what my flaw is? It’s that I’m lacking you.

63.我办事十拿九稳。为什么？少你一吻。
63. I’m confident in everything I do. Why? Because I’m missing your kiss.

64.你可以帮我个忙么什么忙帮忙快点爱上我!
64. Can you do me a favor? What favor? Help me fall in love with you quickly!

65.我想去个地方什么地方？去你心里！
65. I want to go to a place. Where? To your heart!

66.别让我看见你不然我见你一次就喜欢你一次。
66. Don’t let me see you, or I’ll fall in love with you every time I do.

67.“你猜我想喝什么？”“不知道啊。”“我想呵护你。”
67. “Can you guess what I want to drink?” “I don’t know.” “I want to take care of you.”

68.莫文蔚的阴天，孙燕姿的雨天周杰伦的晴天，都不如你和我聊天
68. Karen Mok’s cloudy day, Stefanie Sun’s rainy day, Jay Chou’s sunny day, all are not as good as chatting with you.

69.我对你的爱，就像拖拉机上山，轰轰烈烈……
69. My love for you is like a tractor going up the mountain, vigorous and intense…

70.只许州官放火，不许你离开我。
70. Only the government officials are allowed to start a fire, but you are not allowed to leave me.

71.“你是哪里人”“杭州人”“不，你是我的心上人”
71. “Where are you from?” “Hangzhou.” “No, you are the one in my heart.”

72.“面对你，我不仅善解人意，我还善解人衣。”
72. “Facing you, I’m not only understanding, but also good at undressing you.”

73.“你属什么？”“虎。”“不，你属于我。”
73. “What’s your zodiac sign?” “Tiger.” “No, you belong to me.”

74.你可以笑一个吗？为什么呀？因为我的咖啡忘记加糖了。
74. Can you smile? Why? Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.

75.“问你一个问题，你跑步快吗？”“不快啊，怎么了？”“那我应该能追到你。”“挺快啊，怎么了？”“那我可以追你吗？”
75. “I have a question for you, are you fast at running?” “Not fast, why?” “Then I should be able to catch up with you.” “Pretty fast, why?” “Then can I chase after you?”

76.“总觉得一个脑袋不够用。”“怎么啦？”“每天都超级想你，都不够用~”
76. “I always feel like one brain isn’t enough.” “Why?” “Because I think of you so much every day, and it’s not enough~”

77.“你带火柴了吗？”“没有啊”“那你是怎么点燃我的心的？”
77. “Do you have any matches?” “No.” “Then how did you light my heart on fire?”

78.你不觉得累吗？你已经在我的世界里跑了好几圈了。
78. Aren’t you tired? You’ve been running around in my world for several laps already.

79.知道我和唐僧什么区别吗 唐僧取经我娶你。
79. Do you know the difference between me and Tang Seng? Tang Seng seeks scriptures, while I want to marry you.

80.东风夜放花千树，我想去你家里住。
80. In the eastern wind, a thousand trees bloom at night; I want to live in your house.

81.我想问一条路 到你心里的路。
81. I want to ask for directions, directions to your heart.

82.莫文蔚的阴天，孙燕姿的雨天，周杰伦的晴天，都不如你和我聊天。
82. Karen Mok’s cloudy day, Stefanie Sun’s rainy day, Jay Chou’s sunny day, all are not as good as chatting with you.

83.“这辈子就跟我在一起吧，不行的话我再等等，还不行的话我再想想别的办法。”
83. “Spend your whole life with me, if not, I’ll wait a bit longer, and if still not, I’ll think of another way.”

84.我怀疑你的本质是一本书，不然为什么让我越看越想睡。
84. I suspect that your essence is a book, otherwise, why do you make me want to sleep more and more when I look at you?

85.我还是喜欢你，像小时候吃辣条，不看日期。
85. I still like you, like when I was a child eating spicy strips, without checking the date.

86.你有没有闻到烧焦的味道？那是我的心在为你燃烧。
86. Have you smelled the burning? That’s my heart burning for you.

87.我对你的爱就像拖拉机上山，轰轰烈烈。
87. My love for you is like a tractor going up the mountain, grand and vigorous.

88.大年三十晚上的鞭炮在响，也没有我想你那么想。
88. The firecrackers on the night of Lunar New Year’s Eve are ringing, but they don’t compare to how much I miss you.

89.你会弹吉他吗？为什么拨动了我的心弦？
89. Can you play the guitar? Why have you touched my heartstrings?

90.我的手被划了一口子，你也划一下，这样我们就是两口子。
90. My hand has been cut, you should cut yours too, so we become a couple.

91.你不要仗着我爱你，你就刻意为所欲为。
91. Don’t take advantage of my love for you to do whatever you want.

92.我想去取一下东西，你等一下，我来娶你了。
92. I want to get something, wait a moment, I’m coming to marry you.

93.你上辈子一定是碳酸饮料吧，为什么我一看到你就能开心的冒泡？
93. Were you a carbonated drink in your previous life? Why do I feel so happy and bubbly when I see you?

94.你最近是不是又胖了？为什么你在我心里的分量越来越重了呢？
94. Have you gained weight recently? Why are you becoming heavier in my heart?

95.嘴甜是因为心甜，心甜是因为里面有你。
95. My sweet talk comes from a sweet heart, and my sweet heart has you inside.

96.做腻了可爱的女孩子，我有点想做你的太太。
96. I’m tired of being a cute girl, I want to be your wife.

97.你的血型是方型的吗?要不为什么你长的这么正。
97. Is your blood type square? Otherwise, why do you look so handsome?

98.你为什么老是找我聊天，是不是喜欢我。不是的话，我再想想办法。
98. Why do you always chat with me, do you like me? If not, I’ll think of another way.

99.这世界就是个巨大的娃娃机，我站在橱窗旁边，只想要你。
99. This world is a huge claw machine, I stand by the window, only wanting you.

100.我发现昨天很喜欢你，今天也很喜欢你，而且有预感明天也会喜欢你。
100. I found that I liked you a lot yesterday, I like you a lot today, and I have a premonition that I will like you tomorrow as well.