1.什么都可以错，别再错过我。
1. You can be wrong about anything, just don’t be wrong about me.
2.我的幸福，就是和你温暖的过一辈子。
2. My happiness is to spend a warm lifetime with you.
3.看过怦然心动吗？所以你懂我对你感觉？怦然心动。
3. Have you seen “Flipped”? That’s how I feel about you, flipped.
4.好想从现在开始抱着你，紧紧的抱着你，一直走到上帝面前。
4. I wish to hold you tightly from now on, all the way to God’s presence.
5.你是他人心里的恶魔，也是我心中的仙女。
5. You are a demon in others’ hearts, but a fairy in mine.
6.那天下着大雨，我遇到了你，你没看我，我没看雨。
6. It was raining heavily that day, I met you, you didn’t look at me, I didn’t look at the rain.
7.不是我喜欢的样子你都有，而是你所有的样子我都喜欢。
7. It’s not that you have all the looks I like, but that I like all the looks you have.
8.你是年少的欢喜，这话我想反过来说给你听。
8. You are the joy of my youth, I want to say this in reverse to you.
9.请你从我梦里出去，或者，再也不要离开。
9. Please get out of my dreams, or never leave.
10.我在你在的城市，吹着你吹的风，这样算不算相拥？
10. I am in your city, breathing the same air you breathe, does this count as embracing?
11.不要烦我，再烦我，就娶了我。
11. Don’t annoy me, or I will marry you.
12.与我牵手，你就算闭眼走路也不会迷失方向。
12. Holding my hand, you won’t lose your way even with your eyes closed.
13.纵使你是仙人掌，我也要抱住你，哪怕遍体鳞伤。
13. Even if you are a cactus, I will hold you tight, even if it leaves me scarred.
14.你知道吗，不会有人如你一般，让我动心。
14. You know, no one will ever move my heart like you do.
15.牵着我的手，闭着眼睛走你也不会迷路。
15. Holding my hand, you won’t get lost even with your eyes closed.
16.情书是抄袭的，但我对你的情感是真实的。
16. The love letter may be plagiarized, but my feelings for you are real.
17.我不想当你人生的过客，只想陪你走到人生的结局。
17. I don’t want to be a passer-by in your life, I just want to accompany you to the end.
18.我曾经说过，没有你的存在的时候，就是我最孤单的时刻。
18. I once said, the moments without you are my loneliest.
19.你瘦的时候在我心里，胖了就在里面卡着出不来了。
19. When you were thin, you were in my heart; now you’re fat and stuck inside.
20.假如你到了一个地方，那里没有门没有窗。别担心，你是在我心里。
20. If you find yourself in a place with no doors and windows, don’t worry, you are in my heart.
21.没什么特别的事，只想听听你的声音。
21. Nothing special, I just want to hear your voice.
22.好羡慕你，马上就拥有我这么有趣的人了。
22. I’m so envious of you, because you’ll soon have someone as interesting as me.
23.你吃东西的样子真可爱，是练过吗？
23. The way you eat is really cute, have you practiced it?
24.你了解我最爱的是什么吗，其实是这话的第一字。
24. Do you know my favorite thing? It’s actually the first word of this sentence.
25.这里哪都好就是没有你。
25. This place is good in every way, but it doesn’t have you.
26.我时刻在想你，没有你我吃不下饭，睡不好觉，你在哪里！
26. I’m always thinking of you; without you, I can’t eat or sleep well. Where are you?
27.你有男朋友我只有一个情敌，你没男朋友全世界都是我情敌。
27. If you have a boyfriend, I have only one rival; if you don’t have a boyfriend, the whole world is my rival.
28.我想你应该很忙吧，那就只看前三个字就好了！
28. I guess you must be busy, so just look at the first three words!
29.我没啥事，我只想聆听你的声音。
29. I don’t have any business; I just want to listen to your voice.
30.再累，再苦，再疼，也只是为了你能够喜欢我而已。
30. No matter how tired, bitter, or painful it is, it’s all just to make you like me.
31.我只想待在你身边，即使不说话。
31. I just want to stay by your side, even if we don’t talk.
32.希望有一天，我可以不用对着手机和你说晚安，你就在我身边。
32. I hope that one day, I can say goodnight to you without a phone, and you’ll be right beside me.
33.我永远都在你身后默默跟随，你只需要回头就好。
33. I’ll always be behind you, silently following; all you have to do is turn around.
34.我想把世界上最好的都给你，却发现世界上最好的就是你。
34. I want to give you the best things in the world, but then I realized that the best thing in the world is you.
35.见到你第一面我就想认识你，他们斯文人把这个叫做一见钟情。
35. The moment I saw you, I wanted to get to know you; the cultured people call this love at first sight.
36.我后悔遇见你，你让我知道没有你的那种撕心裂肺的感觉。
36. I regret meeting you because you made me know the heart-wrenching feeling of not having you.
37.对你这种人，除了恋爱，我没什么和你谈的！
37. With someone like you, I have nothing to talk about except love!
38.你很小，我狠不下心和你在一起。
38. You’re too young; I can’t bring myself to be with you.
39.遇见你，是我一生的幸运；喜欢你，是我做过最好的事情。
39. Meeting you is the luckiest thing in my life; liking you is the best thing I’ve ever done.
40.再累，再苦，再疼，也只是为了你能喜欢我而已。
40. No matter how tired, bitter, or painful it is, it’s all just to make you like me.
41.若你不高兴了，就随便折腾我，谁让我喜欢你呢。
41. If you’re unhappy, feel free to mess with me, because I like you.
42.你那两个字的名字，形成不了一句话语，却把我的心充实了。
42. Your two-character name doesn’t form a sentence, but it fills my heart.
43.你从一个陌生人，变成了一个我最舍不得离开的人。
43. You’ve transformed from a stranger into someone I can’t bear to part with.
44.你是个有担当的人，在你的责任里加我一个吧。
44. You’re a responsible person; add me to your responsibilities.
45.我想得到的不难办，还有时间，还有你。
45. What I want isn’t difficult to achieve. There’s still time, and there’s you.
46.自从遇到你，我感觉永远都是情人节。
46. Since meeting you, I feel like every day is Valentine’s Day.
47.喜欢你的笑容，喜欢静静的看着你，我的忧愁像云一般一下子就飞去了。
47. I love your smile and quietly watching you; my sorrows vanish like clouds in an instant.
48.可以帮我洗个东西吗？洗什么？喜欢我！
48. Can you help me wash something? What? Like me!
49.此生，你不来，我不老，你若不离我便不弃。
49. In this life, I won’t age if you don’t come, and I won’t leave if you don’t abandon me.
50.我不喜欢等，我只喜欢你。
50. I don’t like waiting; I just like you.
51.你的名字只有两个字，虽构不成一句话，但已经装满了我的心。
51. Your name has only two characters, which can’t form a sentence, but it has filled my heart.
52.可爱不是长久之计，可爱我是长久之计。
52. Being cute isn’t a long-term plan, but being with me is.
53.你的上半辈子没有我的陪伴，后半辈子就让我陪你走过吧。
53. You didn’t have my company in the first half of your life; let me accompany you through the second half.
54.我的生活中不能少了你，未来好不好都不重要。
54. My life cannot be without you; whether the future is good or not is unimportant.
55.希望我的下一场恋爱，能从你身上开始，我希望将我积攒了许久的关爱，全都给予你。
55. I hope my next relationship starts with you, and I want to give you all the love I’ve saved for so long.
56.你在的时候，你是一切；你不在的时候，一切是你！
56. When you’re here, you’re everything; when you’re not, everything is you!
57.我们打个赌吧，你输了做我女朋友，我输了做你男朋友。
57. Let’s make a bet: if you lose, you become my girlfriend; if I lose, I become your boyfriend.
58.我不是生来就会傻笑的，我只是遇到你的那一刻才学会傻笑的。
58. I wasn’t born knowing how to smile foolishly; I only learned to do so when I met you.
59.烂记于心不只是你的名字，还有你可爱的样子。
59. I have more than just your name memorized; I also remember your lovely appearance.
60.来生你我一起度过，你不来找我，我就不老去。
60. In the next life, let’s spend it together; if you don’t come to me, I won’t age.
61.宝贝，慢点走，你的男票掉了。
61. Baby, walk slowly, you dropped your boyfriend.
62.我可能是一罐可乐，看到你我就会开心的冒泡。
62. I might be a can of cola, and seeing you makes me burst with happiness.
63.喜欢你，就开始愿意为你省钱，放着，我来。
63. Liking you means I’m willing to save money for you, just let me handle it.
64.我突然笑得很开心，因为我想起了你。
64. I suddenly smiled happily because I thought of you.
65.时间有两种，与你在一起的时间和与你分开的时间。
65. There are two kinds of time: the time spent with you and the time apart from you.
66.如果你不珍惜我，我告诉你过了这个村我在下个村等你。
66. If you don’t cherish me, I’ll tell you that I’ll wait for you in the next village after this one.
67.看着微笑的你，突然发现，我真是世界上最幸福的人。
67. Looking at your smiling face, I suddenly realize that I am the happiest person in the world.
68.这世界就是个巨大的娃娃机，我站在橱窗周围，只想要你。
68. The world is a huge claw machine, and I stand around the window, only wanting you.
69.你是预言家，昨天验明了你的身份，你是我男朋友。
69. You are the prophet. Yesterday, I verified your identity, and you are my boyfriend.
70.你怕了，我也怕，我都没提到怕啥呢，其实，你的所有，我全都害怕。
70. You are scared, and so am I. I haven’t even mentioned what I’m afraid of, but in fact, I’m afraid of everything about you.
71.众生皆苦，只有你是草莓味的。
71. All beings are bitter, only you are strawberry-flavored.
72.想见你一面，想遍了你每个不在身边的日日夜夜。
72. I want to see you, thinking of you every day and night when you’re not around.
73.你是百看不厌的书，我甘愿翻阅细读，字字珍贵，句句入心。
73. You are a book that never gets old, and I’m willing to read it carefully, cherishing every word and sentence.
74.把余生都交给风，你不必愧疚，我不必怀念。
74. Leave the rest of my life to the wind, no guilt for you, no memories for me.
75.想了你太多遍，都快把你的模样忘记了。
75. I’ve thought of you so many times that I almost forgot what you look like.
76.你又胖了真好，我能喜欢你的地方，又多了一圈。
76. It’s great that you’ve gained weight; I have one more circle of places to like about you.
77.所有的背影，让我感觉全是你。
77. All the silhouettes make me feel like they are all you.
78.我有一个很长很长的故事，需要一生一世，慢慢讲给你听。
78. I have a very long story that takes a lifetime to tell you slowly.
79.最美莫过于未来有一天，睡前吻你，半夜抱你，醒来有你。
79. The most beautiful thing is the day in the future when I can kiss you before sleep, hold you in the middle of the night, and wake up with you.
80.你是否在乎我，不重要的，我依然在意你。
80. Whether you care about me or not is not important; I still care about you.
81.我没有别的想法，我只是傻傻地喜欢你。
81. I have no other thoughts; I just foolishly like you.
82.你是独一无二的，让我怎样不去疼惜。
82. You are one of a kind, how could I not cherish you?
83.假如可以得到你，我的生活一定是有趣的。
83. If I could have you, my life would definitely be interesting.
84.跟我在一起让我照顾你，你爱谁无所谓。
84. Let me take care of you when we are together; it doesn’t matter who you love.
85.你是我的现在，也是我的未来。
85. You are my present and also my future.
86.送你的玫瑰花是我偷的，可我对你的爱意却是真的。
86. The roses I sent you were stolen, but my love for you is real.
87.我不待见这样的世界，我只心仪你，有你的世界才让我喜欢。
87. I don’t like this world; I only have a crush on you, and it’s the world with you that I like.
88.并不是没你，我就一辈子单身了。而是，没有你，我就不想脱单了。
88. It’s not that I’ll be single for life without you. It’s just that without you, I don’t want to be in a relationship anymore.
89.我发现你是个照骗，因为本人比照片好看多了。
89. I found out that you are a “photo fraud” because you look much better in person than in photos.
90.曾经我好像不懂什么是爱，后来我与你相遇了，就什么都懂了。
90. I used to not understand what love was, but after meeting you, I understood everything.
91.总是针对我做什么，莫非是想扑倒我。
91. Are you always targeting me because you want to seduce me?
92.感谢你的笑容，迷乱了我的少年岁月。
92. Thank you for your smile, which has captivated my youth.
93.我希望我的下一场恋爱，要么，不开始。要么，一辈子。
93. I hope my next relationship will either not start at all, or last a lifetime.
94.不是除了你，我就没人要了。只是除了你，我谁都不想要。
94. It’s not that no one else would want me except you; it’s just that I don’t want anyone else but you.
95.我都不愿意欺负的人，他人岂能欺辱？
95. I wouldn’t even bully you, how could others dare to mistreat you?
96.有你，你就是我的所有；没你，我的所有是你！
96. With you, you are my everything; without you, everything I have is you!
97.你白发苍苍说带我流浪，我还是没犹豫，就随你去天堂。
97. If you say you want to wander with me when your hair turns gray, I won’t hesitate to follow you to heaven.
98.如果可能，我甘愿付出一辈子的时光，伴你身旁。
98. If possible, I am willing to spend a lifetime by your side.
99.玫瑰，你的；巧克力，你的；钻戒，你的；你，我的。
99. The roses, yours; the chocolates, yours; the diamond ring, yours; you, mine.
100.做我男朋友吧，行就答应，不行我再想想办法。
100. Be my boyfriend, if you agree, then it’s settled. If not, I’ll think of another way.
1.现在几点了？快点了。不，是我们幸福的起点。
1. What time is it now? It’s time. No, it’s the starting point of our happiness.
2.你知道这道菜怎么吃最好吃吗？趁热吗？我喂你吃
2. Do you know the best way to eat this dish? While it’s hot? Let me feed it to you.
3.“你累不累啊？”“不累。”“可是你都在我心里跑了一天了。”
3. “Are you tired?” “No, I’m not.” “But you’ve been running in my heart all day.”
4.我一点也不想你，一点半再想你。
4. I don’t miss you at all, I’ll miss you at half past.
5.你为什么要害我呀？害你什么了？害我喜欢你呀。
5. Why are you making me suffer? What did I do to you? Made me fall in love with you.
6.“你对我笑一下，你不对我笑一下我晚上怎么睡得着。”
6. “You smile at me, if you don’t smile at me, how can I sleep at night?”
7.你知道我喜欢吃什么吗？痴痴的望着你。
7. Do you know what I like to eat? Staring at you lovingly.
8.见到你之后我只想成为一种人。什么人？你的人
8. After meeting you, I just want to be one kind of person. What kind of person? Your person.
9.你可以笑一个吗？为什么呀？因为我的咖啡忘记加糖了。
9. Can you smile? Why? Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.
10.我想在你这里买一块地。什么地？我对你的死心塌地。
10. I want to buy a piece of land from you. What land? My unwavering love for you.
11.我好心塞啊为什么？因为我的心被你填满了。
11. I feel so stuffed, why? Because my heart is filled with you.
12.近朱者赤，近你者甜。
12. Being close to something red makes you red, being close to you makes you sweet.
13.你会弹吉他吗？不会啊那你怎么拨动了我的心弦。
13. Can you play the guitar? No? Then how did you touch my heartstrings?
14.到家了吗？没有，没你的地方都不算家。
14. Have you arrived home? No, without you, no place is home.
15.“呃，你会喜欢我吗？”“不会”“没关系啊，我可以教你啊”
15. “Uh, would you like me?” “No.” “It’s okay, I can teach you.”
16.你属什么？虎呀。不，你属于我。
16. What is your zodiac sign? Tiger. No, you belong to me.
17.你脸上有点东西什么东西？有点帅气。
17. There’s something on your face. What is it? A little handsome.
18.我有一个超能力，超喜欢你。
18. I have a superpower, super like you.
19.我觉得你好像一款游戏。什么游戏？我的世界。
19. You remind me of a video game. What game? My world.
20.你是哪里人？湖南人。不，是我的心上人。
20. Where are you from? Hunan. No, you are the one in my heart.
21.我结婚你一定要来为什么？因为没有新娘会很尴尬。
21. You must come to my wedding. Why? Because it would be embarrassing without a bride.
22.我想去个地方什么地方？去你心里！
22. I want to go somewhere. Where? To your heart!
23.给你变个魔术好，我变完了啥？我变得更加喜欢你了。
23. Let me perform a magic trick for you. I’m done. What happened? I’ve become even more fond of you.
24.我点的东西怎么还没来？什么东西？我们的未来。
24. Why hasn’t my order arrived yet? What order? Our future.
25.我觉得你不适合谈恋爱。为什么？适合结婚。
25. I don’t think you’re suitable for dating. Why? You’re suitable for marriage.
26.你知道我最想喝什么么最想呵护你
26. Do you know what I want to drink the most? What? To take care of you.
27.“晚安。”“晚什么安，我巴不得你想我想得夜不能寐。”
27. “Goodnight.” “What goodnight? I’d rather you couldn’t sleep because you miss me so much.”
28.可以帮我洗个东西吗？洗什么？喜欢我。
28. Can you help me wash something? What? My feelings for you.
29.“你猜我想喝什么？”“不知道啊。”“我想呵护你。”
29. “What do you think I want to drink?” “I don’t know.” “To take care of you.”
30.我现在越来越不像自己了。那你像什么？像你老公
30. I’m becoming less and less like myself. What do I look like then? Like your husband.
31.“你属什么？”“虎。”“不，你属于我。”
31. “What’s your zodiac sign?” “Tiger.” “No, you belong to me.”
32.我很能干但有一件事不会。什么？不会离开你。
32. I’m capable of doing many things, but there’s one thing I can’t do. What’s that? I can’t leave you.
33.我想在你那里买一块地。什么地？买你的死心塌地。
33. I’d like to buy a piece of land from you. What land? Your devotion.
34.“你猜我想吃什么？”“不知道啊。”“痴痴地望着你。”
34. “What do you think I want to eat?” “I don’t know.” “To gaze at you lovingly.”
35.“我是可爱的女孩子。”“嗯？”“你是可爱啊。”
35. “I’m a lovely girl.” “Hmm?” “You are lovely.”
36.我们来玩木头人不许动吧好！我输了为什么？因为我心动了
36. Let’s play a game of freeze. I lost. Why? Because my heart is racing for you.
37.“我觉得你都没有见过梦中情人。”“哈？”“手机黑屏的时候看看就知道了。”
37. “I don’t think you’ve ever seen your dream lover.” “Huh?” “Just look at the black screen of your phone.”
38.我点的东西还没来吗？什么东西我们的未来。
38. Has my order arrived yet? What order? Our future.
39.你今天怪怪的。怎么了？怪好看的。
39. You look strange today. How so? You’re strangely attractive.
40.你知道我最大的缺点是什么吗？是缺点你。
40. Do you know what my biggest flaw is? It’s that I lack you.
41.“你以后走路能不能看着点啊。”“非要撞在我心上。”
41. “Can you watch where you’re going when you walk?” “You just had to bump into my heart.”
42.“你这么完美，就是有一个缺点。”“什么缺点？”“缺点我”
42. “You’re so perfect, but there’s one flaw.” “What flaw?” “The flaw is me.”
43.算命的说我旺夫你要不要验证一下。
43. The fortune teller said I’m a lucky wife for you. Do you want to verify it?
44.微风轻轻起，我好喜欢你。
44. The breeze is gently blowing, I really like you.
45.我妈说等我长大了，就把我嫁给你。
45. My mom said that when I grow up, she would marry me to you.
46.我想你一定很忙，所以你只看前三个字就好。
46. I think you must be very busy, so just look at the first three words.
47.我想要很简单，时光还在，你还在。
47. My wish is simple: time remains, and you’re still here.
48.冬有板栗，夏有芒果你知道四季有什么吗？有你。
48. Winter has chestnuts, summer has mangoes. Do you know what all seasons have? You.
49.漫漫长夜无心睡眠我们来聊天吧。
49. Long night without sleep, let’s chat.
50.我真很花心，喜欢每一天你和每一个你。
50. I’m really fickle, I like every day’s you and every version of you.
51.我只是喜欢你，我没有恶意。
51. I just like you, I have no ill intentions.
52.我最近有点忙，忙什么，忙着喜欢你。
52. I’ve been a bit busy lately, busy with what? Busy with liking you.
53.像我这么好的女生，以后也不知道便宜了谁。
53. A girl like me, I wonder who will get the bargain in the future.
54.要不要试试我草莓味的新唇膏。
54. Would you like to try my new strawberry-flavored lipstick?
55.我要超级酷，但是如果你和我聊天的话，我可以不酷那么一小会儿。
55. I want to be super cool, but if you chat with me, I can be not that cool for a little while.
56.我以为开学前见你一面，到学校后就不会想你。
56. I thought if I saw you before school starts, I wouldn’t miss you at school.
57.我这么喜欢吃伊利巧乐兹，只因为那句喜欢你，没道理。
57. I love eating Yili Qiaokezi so much, just because of the phrase “like you,” it doesn’t make sense.
58.“我肯定是盐吃多了。”“啊？”“不然怎么总是闲的想你啊~！”
58. “I must have eaten too much salt.” “Huh?” “Otherwise, why am I always idle thinking of you~!”
59.“我有一个人生建议会让你受益一生哦！”“什么人生建议啊。”“这辈子和我在一起。”
59. “I have a life advice that will benefit you for a lifetime!” “What life advice?” “Spend this life with me.”
60.你会弹吉他吗不会那你为什么能拨动我的心弦。
60. Can you play the guitar? No? Then why can you touch my heartstrings?
61.你现在在哪儿在家你现在在我的脑海里。
61. Where are you now? At home. Now you’re in my mind.
62.不要抱怨，抱我。
62. Don’t complain, hug me.
63.这是我的手背，这是我的脚背，你是我的宝贝。
63. This is the back of my hand, these are the backs of my feet, and you are my baby.
64.你上辈子一定是碳酸饮料吧，为什么我一看到你就能开心的冒泡。
64. You must have been a carbonated drink in your previous life, because every time I see you, I can’t help but bubble with happiness.
65.冬天到了喝点什么，不知道呵护你。
65. What should I drink in winter? I don’t know how to take care of you.
66.要不要试试我草莓味的新唇膏。
66. Would you like to try my new strawberry-flavored lipstick?
67.等下可以帮我洗一下东西吗？”“可以啊，洗什么？”“喜欢我。
67. Can you help me wash something later? “Sure, what is it?” “Washing my love for you.”
68.你会弹吉他吗不会那你为什么能拨动我的心弦。
68. Do you know how to play the guitar? No? Then why can you touch my heartstrings?
69.于万千人之中我也能一眼便认出你，因为别人走在路上，你走在我心上。
69. Among thousands of people, I can recognize you at a glance because while others walk on the road, you walk in my heart.
70.像我这么好的女生，以后也不知道便宜了谁。
70. A girl as good as me, I wonder who will be lucky enough to have me in the future.
71.你知道我喜欢什么季节吗不知道我喜欢有你的季节。
71. Do you know what season I like? I like the season with you.
72.“喜欢你是件很麻烦的事。”“但我偏偏喜欢找麻烦。”
72. “Liking you is a troublesome thing.” “But I just happen to enjoy looking for trouble.”
73.吃烧烤是先考海鲜还是烤肉烤肉先考虑你。
73. When eating barbecue, should I grill seafood or meat first? I’ll consider you first.
74.等下可以帮我洗一下东西吗？”“可以啊，洗什么？”“喜欢我。
74. Can you help me wash something later? “Sure, what is it?” “Washing my love for you.”
75.冬天到了喝点什么，不知道呵护你。
75. What should I drink in winter? I don’t know how to take care of you.
76.“喜欢你是件很麻烦的事。”“但我偏偏喜欢找麻烦。”
76. “Liking you is a troublesome thing.” “But I just happen to enjoy looking for trouble.”
77.算命的说我旺夫你要不要验证一下。
77. The fortune teller said I’m good for my husband’s career, do you want to give it a try?
78.你现在在哪儿在家你现在在我的脑海里。
78. Where are you now? At home. Now you’re in my mind.
79.只有自己跟自己过得太久了人才会渴望爱情，也才有资格获得爱情。
79. Only those who have spent too much time with themselves long for love and are qualified to receive love.
80.我怀疑你的本质是一本书，不然为什么让我越看越想睡。
80. I suspect that your essence is a book, otherwise, why do you make me want to sleep more and more when I look at you?
81.近朱者赤，近你者甜。
81. Close to the red, one becomes red; close to you, one becomes sweet.
82.我以为开学前见你一面，到学校后就不会想你。
82. I thought if I saw you once before school started, I wouldn’t miss you when I got to school.
83.你的眼睛真漂亮里面只适合装我。
83. Your eyes are so beautiful, they’re only suitable for holding me.
84.用我三生烟火，换你一生迷离。为你尘埃落定，倾覆一世繁华。
84. I’d use three lifetimes of fireworks in exchange for a lifetime of bewilderment for you. For you, I’ll settle the dust and overturn a prosperous world.
85.我只是喜欢你，我没有恶意。
85. I just like you, and I have no ill intentions.
86.吃烧烤是先考海鲜还是烤肉烤肉先考虑你。
86. When eating barbecue, should I consider seafood or grilled meat first? Grilled meat, first consider you.
87.于万千人之中我也能一眼便认出你，因为别人走在路上，你走在我心上。
87. Among thousands of people, I can recognize you at a glance because while others walk on the road, you walk in my heart.
88.在有生的瞬间能遇到你，竟花光所有运气。
88. To meet you in this fleeting life has exhausted all my luck.
89.这里哪都好，就是没有你。
89. Everything here is good, except for the absence of you.
90.这是我的手背，这是我的脚背，你是我的宝贝。
90. This is the back of my hand, this is the back of my foot, and you are my treasure.
91.只有自己跟自己过得太久了人才会渴望爱情，也才有资格获得爱情。
91. Only those who have spent too much time with themselves long for love and are qualified to receive it.
92.最近老是头晕你知道是什么原因吗不知道因为爱情使人头晕。
92. Lately, I’ve been feeling dizzy. Do you know the reason? No, it’s because love makes one dizzy.
93.你爸爸一定是个小偷把天上的星星偷下来放到你的眼里。
93. Your father must be a thief who stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
94.你的眼睛真漂亮里面只适合装我。
94. Your eyes are so beautiful, they’re only suitable for holding me.
95.你过来我有个天想跟你聊一下。
95. Come over, I have some sky to chat with you about.
96.染最艳的头发留最深的疤只为寻找最爱的她。
96. Dye the most vibrant hair and leave the deepest scars, all in search of my beloved.
97.你今天特别讨厌讨人喜欢和百看不厌。
97. You’re particularly annoying today, in a lovable and never-tiring way.
98.你爸爸一定是个小偷把天上的星星偷下来放到你的眼里。
98. Your father must be a thief who stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
99.最近老是头晕你知道是什么原因吗不知道因为爱情使人头晕。
99. Lately, I’ve been feeling dizzy. Do you know the reason? No, it’s because love makes one dizzy.
100.我其实很花心，我喜欢每天的你还有各种各样的你。
100. I’m actually very fickle; I like you every day and all the different versions of you.
1.“你知道现在几点吗?”“六点。”“不，是我们幸福的起点。”
1. “Do you know what time it is?” “Six o’clock.” “No, it’s the starting point of our happiness.”
2.“我喜欢上一个小哥哥。”“那他一定很帅。”“你太自恋了。”
2. “I have a crush on a handsome guy.” “He must be handsome.” “You’re so narcissistic.”
3.“我怀疑你是碳酸饮料。”“为什么?”“因为一遇见你，我就开心地冒泡泡。”
3. “I suspect you’re a carbonated beverage.” “Why?” “Because when I meet you, I’m happy and bubbly.”
4.“你永远也看不到我寂寞的样子”“为什么了”“因为只有你不在我身边的时候，我才是最寂寞的”
4. “You’ll never see me lonely” “Why?” “Because I’m only lonely when you’re not by my side.”
5.“我好像找不到方向了”“你要去哪里”“通往你的心里，该怎么走?”
5. “I seem to have lost my way” “Where do you want to go?” “To your heart, how do I get there?”
6.“你知道你现在像什么吗?”“像什么?”“像地球。”“为什么?”“因为你对我有吸引力。”
6. “Do you know what you look like now?” “Like what?” “Like the Earth.” “Why?” “Because you’re attractive to me.”
7.“咱俩友情到头了，该发展成爱情了。”“别人是喜欢你，而我是只喜欢你。”“我可以称呼你为您吗?这样我就可以把你放在心上。”
7. “Our friendship has come to an end, it’s time to develop into love.” “Others like you, but I only like you.” “May I call you ‘Your Majesty’? So I can keep you in my heart.”
8.“我这么胖，你为什么还这么喜欢我”“你瘦的时候进我心里，胖的时候就卡住了，出不来了”
8. “I’m so fat, why do you still like me?” “You entered my heart when you were thin, and now you’re stuck and can’t get out.”
9.“最近我看到你就觉得头很晕” “为什么?” “因为爱情使人头昏脑胀”
9. “Recently, I feel dizzy when I see you.” “Why?” “Because love makes one’s head spin.”
10.“请管好你的嘴。”“为什么?”“因为我随时会亲它。”
10. “Please watch your mouth.” “Why?” “Because I might kiss it at any time.”
11.“我掐指一算，你五行缺我。”“我是迷人的男人，你是迷人。”
11. “I’ve calculated, you lack me in your life.” “I’m a charming man, and you’re charming.”
12.“你知道你和星星有什么区别吗?”“有什么区别”“星星在天上，而你在我心里。”
12. “Do you know the difference between you and the stars?” “What’s the difference?” “The stars are in the sky, while you’re in my heart.”
13.“最近我看到你就觉得头很晕”“为什么?”“因为爱情使人头昏脑胀”
13. “Recently, I feel dizzy when I see you.” “Why?” “Because love makes one’s head spin.”
14.“我觉得你长得像我一个亲戚。”“谁？”“我妈的儿媳妇。”
14. “I think you look like a relative of mine.” “Who?” “My mother’s daughter-in-law.”
15.“孔子、孟子、老子，你知道你最适合当什么子吗?”“不知道。”“我的妻子。”
15. “Confucius, Mencius, Laozi, which ‘zi’ do you think you’re most suitable to be?” “I don’t know.” “My wife.”
16.情人眼里出什么？西施？不，是出现你。
16. What does a lover’s eye create? Xi Shi? No, it’s you.
17.“我想在你那里买一块地。”“买什么地?”“买你的死心塌地。”
17. “I’d like to buy a piece of land from you.” “What land?” “Your unwavering devotion.”
18.“你有男朋友吗”“没有”“那恭喜你，现在有了。”
18. “Do you have a boyfriend?” “No.” “Congratulations, now you do.”
19.“喂，知道风灌进胸膛是什么感觉么”“不知道啊”“就知道不知道，因为进入的人是你啊。”
19. “Hey, do you know what it feels like when the wind enters the chest?” “I don’t know.” “Of course you don’t, because it’s you who’s entering.”
20.“做我女朋友行不行?不行我再想想办法。”“你的口红我包了，但以后记得每天还我一点点。”
20. “Will you be my girlfriend? If not, I’ll think of another way.” “I’ll cover your lipstick, but remember to give me a little bit back every day.”
21.“妈我爱你，倒过来怎么说?”“你爱我吗”“爱。”
21. “Mom, I love you, how do you say it backwards?” “Do you love me?” “Yes.”
22.“我背你好吗？”“为什么要背我呢？”“因为你是我一辈子的人。”
22. “May I carry you on my back?” “Why do you want to carry me?” “Because you are the person I will be with for my entire life.”
23.“帮我看看我眼睛怎么了?”“没看到有什么啊”“没吗?再仔细找找”“真的没有”“有，我的眼睛里有你啊”
23. “Can you take a look at my eyes and tell me what’s wrong?” “I don’t see anything.” “Really? Take a closer look.” “I still don’t see anything.” “Well, I have you in my eyes.”
24.“你可以笑一个吗?”“为什么啊?”“因为我的咖啡忘加糖了。”
24. “Can you smile for me?” “Why?” “Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.”
25.“我觉得你这个人不适合谈恋爱。”“为什么?”“适合结婚。”
25. “I think you are not suitable for dating.” “Why?” “Because you are perfect for marriage.”
26.被你赞过的朋友圈，叫甜甜圈。
26. The Moments you’ve liked are called “doughnut Moments.”
27.我在找一匹马。什么马？你的微信号码。
27. I’m looking for a horse. What horse? Your WeChat number.
28.你知道我的缺点是什么吗？是什么？缺点你。
28. Do you know what my flaw is? What is it? It’s lacking you.
29.“牛肉，羊肉，猪肉你猜我喜欢哪个？”“我喜欢你这个心头肉”
29. “Beef, mutton, pork, which one do you think I like?” “I like the ‘heart meat’ that is you.”
30.“你肯定是开挂了”“不然你在我心里怎么会是满分”
30. “You must be cheating.” “Why?” “Otherwise, how could you be perfect in my heart?”
31.“你为什么要害我”“？？？怎么了”“害我这么……喜欢你”
31. “Why are you harming me?” “What happened?” “You’re making me… like you so much.”
32.先生你要点什么？我想点开你的心。
32. Sir, what would you like to order? I’d like to open your heart.
33.你知道我的心在哪边么？左边啊不，在你那边
33. Do you know which side my heart is on? The left side? No, it’s on your side.
34.你猜我什么星座。双鱼座？错，为你量身定做。
34. What’s your zodiac sign? Pisces? Wrong, it’s tailor-made for you.
35.我办事十拿九稳。为什么？少你一吻。
35. I’m very confident in what I do. Why? Because I’m missing your kiss.
36.我心眼小所以只装得下你一个人呀！
36. My heart is small, so it can only hold you.
37.亲爱的，我们要永远在一起，只和你在一起。
37. Dear, we will be together forever, only with you.
38.你这么这么宅啊？没有啊。有啊，你在我心里就没动过。
38. Are you really that sedentary? No, I haven’t. Yes, you’ve never moved from my heart.
39.“你知道喝什么酒最容易醉吗？”“你的天长地久”
39. “Do you know what kind of alcohol gets you the most drunk?” “Your eternal love.”
40.你好像我家的一个亲戚。什么？我爸的女婿。
40. You seem like a relative from my family. Who? My dad’s son-in-law.
41.你今天特别讨厌讨人喜欢和百看不厌
41. You’re especially adorable and never tiresome to be around today.
42.你知道最幸福的数字是几吗？是几？是五为什么？你比个五看看（对方比五后，伸手十指紧扣）
42. Do you know the happiest number? It’s five. Why? Show me five (after the other person shows five, interlock ten fingers).
43.你猜我的心在哪边？左边？错了，在你那边。
43. Can you guess which side my heart is on? The left side? Wrong, it’s on your side.
44.“你有打火机吗？”“没有啊。”“那你是怎么点燃我的心的？”
44. “Do you have a lighter?” “No, I don’t.” “Then how did you light up my heart?”
45.你的脸上有点东西，有什么？有点漂亮。
45. There’s something on your face. What is it? It’s your beauty.
46.我最近一直在找一家店。什么店？你的来电。
46. I’ve been looking for a shop recently. What shop? Your call.
47.我可以称呼你为您吗？这样我就可以把你放在心上了。
47. May I call you “Your Honor”? This way, I can keep you in my heart.
48.你是什么血型？A型。不，是我的理想型。
48. What’s your blood type? Type A. No, you’re my ideal type.
49.只许州官放火，不许你离开我。
49. Officials are allowed to start fires, but you’re not allowed to leave me.
50.你知道我最喜欢什么酒吗？什么酒和你的天长地久。
50. Do you know what kind of wine I like the most? The kind that lasts forever with you.
51.“你知道我为什么感冒了吗？”“因为着凉了？”“不，因为我对你完全没有抵抗力。”
51. “Do you know why I caught a cold?” “Because I got cold?” “No, because I have no resistance to you.”
52.“对不起。”“你永远都不要和我说对不起，永远都不要。”
52. “I’m sorry.” “You should never say sorry to me, ever.”
53.“你想什么时候结婚啊？”“不知道啊 没想过”“那等你什么时候想好了告诉我一声，我娶你”
53. “When do you want to get married?” “I don’t know, I’ve never thought about it.” “Let me know when you decide, and I’ll marry you.”
54.“我结婚你一定要来”？“为什么？”“因为没有新娘会很尴尬”
54. “You must come to my wedding.” “Why?” “Because it would be awkward without a bride.”
55.“我要偷你的体温”“说人话”“要抱抱”
55. “I want to steal your body heat.” “Speak human.” “I want a hug.”
56.“你想养狗吗？”“什么狗？”“单身的那种”
56. “Do you want a dog?” “What kind of dog?” “The single kind.”
57.“你喜欢吃糖吗？”“不喜欢”“那你为什么这么甜？”
57. “Do you like candy?” “No, I don’t.” “Then why are you so sweet?”
58.“有时候真的挺羡慕你的”“被我这么帅气的男人喜欢着”
58. “Sometimes I really envy you.” “For being liked by such a handsome guy like me.”
59.“天气这么冷，你知道怎么取暖吗？”“不知道。”“我也不知道，但我知道怎么娶你。”
59. “The weather is so cold, do you know how to keep warm?” “I don’t know.” “I don’t know either, but I know how to marry you.”
60.“我上辈子应该是做了什么了不起的大事”“这辈子才能遇到你”
60. “I must have done something great in my previous life” “to meet you in this life.”
61.“如果我长胖了你还爱我吗”“你知道 “重要”是什么意思吗？”“什么意思？”“重要就是 ：你再重，我都要”
61. “If I gain weight, will you still love me?” “Do you know what ‘important’ means?” “What does it mean?” “It means: no matter how heavy you are, I will always want you.”
62.“你喜欢你自己吗？”“特别喜欢”“那我要做你一辈子的情敌”
62. “Do you like yourself?” “I really like myself.” “Then I will be your lifelong rival in love.”
63.“我们必须要在一起”“为什么？”“为了世界和平”
63. “We must be together.” “Why?” “For world peace.”
64.“你可以笑一个吗？”“为什么啊？”“因为我的咖啡忘加糖了。”
64. “Can you smile?” “Why?” “Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.”
65.“你妈妈是不是姓方啊？”“不是啊，我妈姓……”“你妈妈要是不姓方，你为什么长得那么正呢。”
65. “Is your mother’s surname Fang?” “No, my mother’s surname is…” “If your mother’s surname isn’t Fang, then why do you look so perfect?”
66.“爱或者不爱，给我一个字的答复”“不爱”“一个字的答复好吗!重来”
66. “Love or not, give me a one-word answer.” “No love.” “A one-word answer, please! Try again.”
67.“你有几个眼睛”“”“你有几个嘴巴”“”“嗯 我也爱你”
67. “How many eyes do you have?” (No response) “How many mouths do you have?” (No response) “Well, I love you too.”
68.“每次碰见你”“都是假装没看见”“却用余光看了几千遍”
68. “Every time I see you,” “I pretend not to see you,” “but I’ve looked at you thousands of times with my peripheral vision.”
69.“你问我有多爱你”“春梦对象都是你”
69. “You ask me how much I love you?” “You are the object of my spring dreams.”
70.“他们都很迷人”“我不一样”“我很磨人”
70. “They are all charming,” “I am different,” “I am very grinding.”
71.“想让你爸妈开心吗？”“想啊~”“想就带我回家”
71. “Do you want to make your parents happy?” “Yes!” “Then take me home.”
72.“想和你喝酒是假”“想醉你怀里是真”
72. “Wanting to drink with you is fake,” “Wanting to be intoxicated in your arms is true.”
73.“你知道最幸福的数字是什么吗？”“”“为什么？”“因为，”
73. “Do you know what the happiest number is?” (No response) “Why?” “Because,”
74.“ 你属什么？”“我属兔”“ 你不是属于我吗？”
74. “What is your zodiac sign?” “I am a rabbit.” “Aren’t you supposed to belong to me?”
75.“你能帮我洗（喜）个东西吗？”“洗什么？”“喜（洗）欢我啊”
75. “Can you help me wash (like) something?” “Wash what?” “Like (wash) me!”
76.“哇，你的眼睛真好看”“真的吗？”“不过没我的好看，因为我的眼睛里面全是你’
76. “Wow, your eyes are so beautiful.” “Really?” “But they are not as beautiful as mine, because my eyes are full of you.”
77.“你今天看起来有点怪”“怎么怪？”“怪性感的”
77. “You look a little strange today.” “How strange?” “Strangely sexy.”
78.“白天想让你心里有我”“晚上想让你身上有我”
78. “During the day, I want to be in your heart,” “At night, I want to be on your body.”
79.“喂！把手给我一下”“干嘛”“我想感受一下我未来女朋友的手”
79. “Hey! Give me your hand for a moment.” “What for?” “I want to feel the hand of my future girlfriend.”
80.“我本来是要行走江湖的”“但遇见你之后，我决定不去了”
80. “I was originally going to wander the world,” “But after meeting you, I decided not to go.”
81.“我肯定是盐吃多了。”“啊？”“不然怎么总是闲的想你啊~！”
81. “I must have eaten too much salt.” “Huh?” “Otherwise, how could I always have time to think about you?!”
82.“嘘，你听”“听什么？”“我的心在为你跳呀”
82. “Shh, listen” “What to?” “My heart is beating for you.”
83.“不要未来”“只要你来”“陪我到可可西里看一看海”
83. “I don’t want the future” “Just you coming” “Accompany me to see the sea in Hoh Xil”
84.“我和你在一起是有图谋的”“想图你一辈子”
84. “I have an ulterior motive for being with you” “I want to scheme you for a lifetime”
85.“我生气归生气”“吃醋归吃醋”“但我从没想过离开你”
85. “I’m angry, but I’m angry” “Jealous, but I’m jealous” “But I’ve never thought about leaving you”
86.“我的终极目标是把你骗到手”“然后养到老”
86. “My ultimate goal is to deceive you” “Then raise you until old age”
87.“我们友尽吧”“为什么”“因为要开始爱情了～”
87. “Let’s end our friendship” “Why?” “Because we’re starting a love story~”
88.“希望有一天。”“我爱你可以倒过来写。
88. “I hope one day.” “I love you can be written in reverse.”
89.“你稍微记一下”“我找你的时候”“就是爆炸想你”“没找你的时候”“就是憋着在想你”
89. “Remember this” “When I’m looking for you” “It means I’m extremely missing you” “When I’m not looking for you” “It means I’m holding back my thoughts of you”
90.“你肯定是近视吧？”“为什么这么说”“不近视的话怎么会看不出来我喜欢你呢～”
90. “You must be short-sighted, right?” “Why do you say that?” “If you weren’t short-sighted, how could you not see that I like you?”
91.你也太喜欢我了吧？我怎么啦？为了见我居然偷偷跑进我的梦里。
91. You like me too much, don’t you? What did I do? You even sneaked into my dreams just to see me.
92.“遇到你之前，我对未来有很多很多要求。”“什么要求？”“遇到你以后，我只要求是你。”
92. “Before I met you, I had many requirements for the future.” “What requirements?” “After meeting you, I only want it to be you.”
93.“你知道圣旨是什么吗”“是什么啊？”“就是你对我说的每一句话～”
93. “Do you know what an imperial edict is?” “What is it?” “It’s every word you say to me.”
94.“你知道我为什么比你个高吗”“不知道”“因为天塌下来我帮你抗”
94. “Do you know why I’m taller than you?” “I don’t know.” “Because I’ll help you bear the sky if it collapses.”
95.“真羡慕你。”“羡慕什么？”“拥有我这么可爱又有趣的人。”
95. “I’m really envious of you.” “Envious of what?” “For having such a lovely and interesting person like me.”
96.“你知道我为什么最近吃素吗？”“不知道”“因为你是我的菜啊”
96. “Do you know why I’ve been vegetarian lately?” “I don’t know.” “Because you are my dish.”
97.“你最近是不是又胖了？”“没有啊，为什么这么说？”“那你为什么在我心里的分量越来越重了呢？”
97. “Have you gained weight recently?” “No, why do you say that?” “Then why are you getting heavier in my heart?”
98.“看不惯就滚”“床单我都铺好了”
98. “If you can’t stand it, just leave.” “I’ve already prepared the bedsheet.”
99.“你知道我最喜欢什么酒吗？”“什么酒”“和你的天长地久”
99. “Do you know what kind of wine I like the most?” “What wine?” “The everlasting love with you.”
100.“木做的门是什么门？”“木门”“铁做的门是什么门？”“铁门”“那通往幸福的门是什么门？”“福门”“福门？不是，是我们”
100. “What kind of door is made of wood?” “Wooden door.” “What kind of door is made of iron?” “Iron door.” “Then what kind of door leads to happiness?” “Fortune door.” “Fortune door? No, it’s us.”
1.男：我可以亲你吗？女：不可以。男：我刚刚说了什么？女：我可以亲你吗？男：可以的。
1. Man: Can I kiss you? Woman: No. Man: What did I just say? Woman: Can I kiss you? Man: Yes, you can.
2.男：最近感觉胸口闷得慌。女：怎么了？男：你住进我心里。
2. Man: Lately, I’ve been feeling a bit stuffy in my chest. Woman: What’s wrong? Man: It’s because you’ve moved into my heart.
3.男：今天你有点怪。女：哪里怪了？男：怪好看的。
3. Man: You look a bit strange today. Woman: Strange how? Man: Strangely beautiful.
4.男：你走路能看路吗？女：我看了呀，又没撞到你。男：可是你撞进了我心里。
4. Man: Can you watch where you’re walking? Woman: I am watching, I didn’t bump into you. Man: But you’ve bumped into my heart.
5.男：我忍你很久了。女：那你想干嘛？男：我要忍你一辈子。
5. Man: I’ve been putting up with you for a long time. Woman: So what do you want to do? Man: I want to put up with you for the rest of my life.
6.男：我们两个去游泳吧。女：为什么？男：不去水里，我们怎么坠入爱河。
6. Man: Let’s go swimming together. Woman: Why? Man: How can we fall in love without going into the water?
7.男：我们去吃饭吧，但是你要答应我一件事。女：什么事。男：我订的是情侣餐厅，只有情侣才可以进，所以你要答应做我女朋友。
7. Man: Let’s go have dinner, but you have to promise me one thing. Woman: What is it? Man: I’ve booked a couple’s restaurant, only couples are allowed, so you have to promise to be my girlfriend.
8.男：从前有两个人，一个叫我爱你另一个叫你不爱我，两人打架，你不爱我跑了，谁胜了。女：我爱你。男：我也爱你。
8. Man: Once upon a time, there were two people, one named I Love You and the other named You Don’t Love Me. They fought, and You Don’t Love Me ran away. Who won? Woman: I Love You. Man: I love you too.
9.“你知道吗，遇见你根本没有快乐。”“什么？”“能遇见你就已经很开心了，还要什么快乐。”
9. “You know, meeting you has no happiness at all.” “What?” “Meeting you is already very happy, who needs happiness?”
10.“你知道的，我这个人比较没有出息。”“………..”“我就想花你的钱，睡你的床，当你老婆。”
10. “You know, I’m not very ambitious.” “………..” “I just want to spend your money, sleep in your bed, and be your wife.”
11.“别熬夜了，熬夜对身体不好。”“我知道熬夜不好，可是我睡不着，差你这颗安眠药啊！”
11. “Don’t stay up late, it’s not good for your health.” “I know staying up late is not good, but I can’t sleep, I’m missing you as a sleeping pill!”
12.“告诉你个事。”“说……..”“昨晚我梦到娶你了，不过听说梦里都是反的。”“然后呢。”“所以现实应该你你嫁给我。”
12. “Let me tell you something.” “Say……..” “Last night, I dreamed of marrying you, but I heard that dreams are the opposite.” “And then?” “So in reality, you should marry me.”
13.“小姐姐，小姐姐，你的快递到了没？”“什么快递，没收到啊”“我的一厢情愿你没收到吗？”
13. “Miss, miss, have you received your express delivery?” “What express delivery, I didn’t receive it.” “My one-sided love, haven’t you received it?”
14.“你是.我是.知道为什么吗？”“因为我除了你还是你啊。”
14. “You are… I am… Do you know why?” “Why?” “Because I am you, and you are me.”
15.“我结婚你一定要来哦。”“什么意思？”“你白痴啊？婚礼没有新娘想什么话？”
15. “You have to come to my wedding.” “What do you mean?” “Are you stupid? A wedding without a bride?”
16.“你能不能告诉我你喜欢谁？”“你管是谁呢，反正不是你！”“你骗我一下会死啊?”“骗了啊，你没死啊!”
16. “Can you tell me who you like?” “Why do you care, it’s definitely not you!” “Can’t you lie to me?” “I did lie, you’re not dead!”
17.“你知道你缺点什么吗？”“缺点什么啊？”“缺点我”
17. “Do you know what you’re missing?” “What am I missing?” “You’re missing me.”
18.男：你知道猴子和你的区别吗？女：猴子有尾巴，我没有。男：错了，你在我身边，它在动物园。
18. Man: Do you know the difference between monkeys and you? Woman: Monkeys have tails, I don’t. Man: Wrong, when you’re with me, it’s in the zoo.
19.男：你什么时候结婚？女：不知道。男：那等你想好了，你告诉我，我马上娶你。
19. Man: When are you getting married? Woman: I don’t know. Man: When you decide, let me know, I’ll marry you right away.
20.男：你知道吗，有人暗恋你。女：谁啊？男：我啊。
20. Man: You know, someone has a crush on you. Woman: Who? Man: Me.
21.男：你知道我怕什么吗？女：不知道。男：我最怕失去你。
21. Boy: Do you know what I’m afraid of? Girl: No. Boy: I’m afraid of losing you.
22.男：我的梦想实现了。女：真的？什么梦想？男：和喜欢的人聊天，也就是你。
22. Boy: My dream has come true. Girl: Really? What dream? Boy: To chat with the person I like, that’s you.
23.“我有两个被子”“是因为太冷了吗？”“不是，宠你一辈子和爱你一辈子”
23. “I have two quilts” “Is it because it’s too cold?” “No, to pamper you for a lifetime and love you for a lifetime.”
24.“我昨晚做了个梦，现在实现了”“什么梦啊？”“和喜欢的人聊天”
24. “I had a dream last night, and now it has come true” “What kind of dream?” “Chatting with the person I like.”
25.“你知道最冷的地方是哪里吗？”“不知道”“是没有你的地方。”
25. “Do you know the coldest place?” “I don’t know.” “It’s the place without you.”
26.“装你和我的盒子叫什么？”“不知道”“天作之合。”
26. “What do you call the box with you and me in it?” “I don’t know.” “A perfect match made in heaven.”
27.“你知道你跟月亮有什么区别嘛？”“月亮印在水里，你印在我心里”
27. “Do you know the difference between you and the moon?” “The moon is reflected in the water, but you are imprinted in my heart.”
28.“我今天肯定是盐吃多啦。”“啊?为什么吃那么多盐。”“不然怎么总是咸的想你啊~!”
28. “I must have eaten too much salt today.” “What? Why did you eat so much salt?” “Otherwise, how could I always miss you so much?”
29.“你有事没事干嘛老找我啊？”“我有事啊，请问你是钟无艳吗?”
29. “Why do you always come to me when you have nothing to do?” “I do have something, are you Zhong Wuyan?”
30.“我在想你到底是怎么样的一个人?”“一个无法离开你的人。”
30. “I’m wondering what kind of person you are?” “A person who cannot live without you.”
31.“坚强点，人不能在一棵树上吊死啊。”“你的体重需要一棵树不够。需要两颗。”
31. “Be strong, one cannot hang on the same tree.” “Your weight requires more than one tree. You need two.”
32.“你好，请问你累吗？”“为什么累？”“因为你在我脑子里跑了一天，能不累吗。”
32. “Hello, are you tired?” “Why tired?” “Because you’ve been running in my mind all day, how could you not be tired?”
33.“世界上什么都是善变的，唯有我爱你这件事不会变。”“我跟你不一样哦，我会变的，因为我每天都会变得比昨天更爱你一点。”
33. “Everything in the world is changeable, only my love for you will never change.” “I’m different from you, I will change, because every day I will love you more than yesterday.”
34.男：我的笔是甜的。女：？？男：因为我每只都刻了你的名字。
34. Boy: My pen is sweet. Girl: Huh? Boy: Because I’ve engraved your name on every one of them.
35.男：自从认识你之后，我就只剩一个爱好了。女：什么爱好？男：喜欢你。
35. Boy: Since I met you, I have only one hobby left. Girl: What hobby? Boy: Loving you.
36.男：你会喜欢我吗？女：不喜欢。男：那我教你。、男：最近有人传我喜欢你。女：谁说的？男：我说的。
36. Boy: Will you like me? Girl: No. Boy: Then let me teach you. Boy: Recently, people have been saying that I like you. Girl: Who said that? Boy: I did.
37.男：你生日哪天？女：怎么？男：你生日就是我的密码。
37. Boy: When is your birthday? Girl: Why? Boy: Your birthday is my password.
38.男：你知道我的心在哪里吗？女：不是你的右边吗？男：不对，它在你那边。
38. Boy: Do you know where my heart is? Girl: Isn’t it on your right side? Boy: No, it’s with you.
39.男：告诉你一个坏消息。女：怎么了？男：我对你已经思想不单纯了。
39. Boy: I have some bad news for you. Girl: What happened? Boy: My thoughts about you are no longer pure.
40.“请问腻歪反过来怎么说？”“歪腻”“我也爱你”
40. “How do you say ‘nauseating’ backward?” “Nesuac” “I love you too.”
41.你知道你像什么人吗?”“什么人?”“我的女人”
41. Do you know who you resemble? “Who?” “My woman.”
42.“你知道你这个人多无趣吗”“什么”“我越看越想睡”
42. “Do you know how boring you are?” “What?” “The more I look at you, the more I want to sleep.”
43.“出门下楼右转走一千米”“然后呢”“民政局不见不散”
43. “Go out, downstairs, turn right, and walk a kilometer.” “What then?” “Meet you at the Civil Affairs Bureau.”
44.“你知道你和老鼠的区别在哪里吗”“不知道”“她住在洞里而你住在我的心里”
44. “Do you know the difference between you and a mouse?” “No.” “She lives in a hole, while you live in my heart.”
45.“你长得好像一只猪噢”“哎！！”“我的掌上明珠”
45. “You look like a pig.” “Hey!!” “My precious pearl in the palm of my hand.”
46.“你喜欢晴天还是阴天，还是下雨天？”“喜欢晴天，你呢？”“我喜欢有你的每一天”
46. “Do you like sunny days, cloudy days, or rainy days?” “I like sunny days, how about you?” “I like every day with you.”
47.“自从认识你，牙就经常疼了”“为什么会疼？”“因为和你在一起太甜了”
47. “Ever since I met you, my teeth have often ached.” “Why does it hurt?” “Because being with you is so sweet.”
48.“你就像部照相机”“为什么这么说？”“看到你我就忍不住嘴角上扬。”
48. “You’re like a camera.” “Why do you say that?” “When I see you, I can’t help but smile.”
49.“大家都说迪士尼是世界上最令人感到幸福的地方。”“实际上，那是因为他们从未待在你身边。”
49. “Everyone says Disneyland is the happiest place in the world.” “Actually, that’s because they’ve never been by your side.”
50.“我好像发烧了”“怎么回事？”“我想你想到头脑发热”
50. “I think I have a fever.” “What’s wrong?” “I miss you so much that my mind is on fire.”
51.“我背你吧”“为什么呀”“昨晚一整夜你都在我梦里钻来跑去肯定累坏了”
51. “Let me carry you on my back.” “Why?” “You must be exhausted from running around in my dreams all night.”
52.“你能笑一下吗”“因为我的咖啡没有放糖”
52. “Can you smile?” “Because my coffee has no sugar.”
53.“一个人的时候就想去很多地方看看，两个人的时候就不一样了”“为什么就不一样了”“两个人的时候就只想待在有你的地方”
53. “When I’m alone, I want to visit many places; but it’s different when I’m with someone.” “Why is it different?” “When I’m with someone, I just want to stay wherever you are.”
54.“你闻到什么味道了吗？”“没有啊。”“怎么你一出来空气都是甜的。”
54. “Do you smell something?” “No, I don’t.” “How come the air is sweet when you come out?”
55.“如果跟你玩捉迷藏我肯定老是输”“为什么”“因为喜欢一个人藏都藏不住啊！”
55. “If I play hide-and-seek with you, I’m sure I’ll lose all the time.” “Why?” “Because it’s impossible to hide when you like someone!”
56.“我感觉我盐吃多了”“？？”“因为闲得总是想你。”
56. “I feel like I’ve eaten too much salt.” “Really?” “Because I’m always thinking about you when I’m idle.”
57.“喏，我手上多了道小口子”“那怎么办，给你贴个创口贴？”“不要，你也要在手上添一道小口子。”“为什么”“因为这样我们就是两口子啦”
57. “Look, I’ve got a small cut on my hand.” “What should I do? Should I put a band-aid on it?” “No, you should also make a small cut on your hand.” “Why?” “So we can be ‘two-mouthed’ (a pun on ‘husband and wife’ in Chinese).”
58.“你知道最幸福的数字是几吗？”“是几？”“是五”“为什么？”“你比个五看看（对方比五后，伸手十指紧扣）”
58. “Do you know what the happiest number is?” “What is it?” “It’s five.” “Why?” “Make a five with your hand (the other person makes a five, and then they clasp their hands together).”
59.“你知道你什么类型吗”“什么类型啊”“我喜欢的类型”
59. “Do you know what type you are?” “What type?” “My favorite type.”
60.“我总感觉在哪里见过你”“在哪里呀”“在我的结婚证上”
60. “I always feel like I’ve seen you somewhere before.” “Where?” “On my marriage certificate.”
61.”记住你自己的身份””我什么身份””你是我的人!”
61. “Remember your identity.” “What identity?” “You are mine!”
62.男：喂，把手拿过来。女：干嘛!?男：我想牵下女朋友的手。
62. Boy: “Hey, give me your hand.” Girl: “What for?” Boy: “I want to hold my girlfriend’s hand.”
63.男：我可以跟你撒个谎吗?女：?男：我不喜欢你。男：今天几号?女：呀!男：我也爱你!男：给个机会吧?女：什么机会?男：做你男朋友的机会!
63. Boy: “Can I lie to you?” Girl: “What about?” Boy: “I don’t like you.” Boy: “What’s today’s date?” Girl: “Oh!” Boy: “I love you too!” Boy: “Give me a chance?” Girl: “What chance?” Boy: “A chance to be your boyfriend!”
64.”一天天的脑子里想些什么呢””想你”
64. “What are you thinking about all day?” “Thinking about you.”
65.“我们来交换礼物好不好”“好啊”“嗯好现在开始我是你的你是我的”
65. “Shall we exchange gifts?” “Sure!” “Okay, starting now, I’m yours and you’re mine.”
66.“圆规为什么能画圆”“因为….它的心一直没变”
66. “Why can a compass draw a circle?” “Because… its heart has never changed.”
67.女：好饿啊，到哪吃饭?男：那你先答应做我女朋友，才能吃饭!女：为什么?男：我订的是情侣餐厅。女：那我回去了?男：回去前，先把这个带上，不然怕你走丢了。女：女朋友证?!
67. Girl: “I’m so hungry, where should we eat?” Boy: “Promise to be my girlfriend first, and then you can eat!” Girl: “Why?” Boy: “I’ve booked a couple’s restaurant.” Girl: “Then I’ll go back.” Boy: “Before you go, take this with you, so you don’t get lost.” Girl: “A girlfriend certificate?”
68.“你想清楚再跟我说话”“我没有在想清楚我在想你”
68. “Think clearly before talking to me.” “I’m not thinking clearly; I’m thinking about you.”
69.“你能给我模仿一下啄木鸟吗?”“怎么模仿啊?我不会啊”“你就把我的脸当成树就好了啊!”
69. “Can you imitate a woodpecker for me?” “How? I can’t do it.” “Just treat my face like a tree!”
70.“我可以向你问路吗?”“到那里?”“到你心里!”
70. “May I ask you for directions?” “Where to?” “To your heart!”
71.女：下雨了，没雨伞怎么办?男：你在我心里，雨淋不到你!
71. Girl: It’s raining, and I don’t have an umbrella. What should I do? Boy: You are in my heart, where the rain can’t touch you!
72.“爱或者不爱，你给我一个一个字的答案。”“不爱”“调皮，一个字的答案好嘛!重来”
72. “Love or not love, give me a one-word answer.” “Not love.” “Naughty, is a one-word answer okay? Try again.”
73.“今天早上照了照镜子，然后就想到了找你”“为什么”“这么多日子来，你知道的，每次看到好的东西我都想给你”
73. “I looked in the mirror this morning and then thought of finding you.” “Why?” “You know, all these days, every time I see something good, I want to give it to you.”
74.“我就俩爱好”“喜欢吃，喜欢你”“简单的说就是：喜欢吃你”
74. “I have two hobbies.” “Liking to eat and liking you.” In simple terms, it means: “Liking to eat you.”
75.“你想扑进谁的怀里”“反正不是你”“骗我一下会死阿”“骗你了阿，没死”
75. “Whose arms do you want to throw yourself into?” “Not yours.” “Would it die if you lied to me?” “I lied to you, but I didn’t die.”
76.“你好，请问这里有人吗?”“有人。”“打扰了，说完，我默默收回了指着你心的手。”
76. “Hello, is anyone here?” “Yes, there is.” “Sorry, I’ll stop pointing at your heart.”
77.“上帝对我太残酷了”“嗯?”“让我今天才遇到你”
77. “God is so cruel to me.” “Huh?” “Making me meet you only today.”
78.“你喜欢猫还是狗?”“猫”“喵～”
78. “Do you like cats or dogs?” “Cats.” “Meow~”
79.“有人跟你告白过吗?”“曾经有过一个。”“那我就是第二个。”
79. “Has anyone ever confessed to you?” “There was one before.” “Then I’m the second one.”
80.“你怎么跑来了?”“我想看到你”“我会打电话给你啊”“打电话看不到你”
80. “Why did you come running?” “I wanted to see you.” “I could call you, though.” “But I can’t see you on the phone.”
1.女：“一天天的脑子里想些什么呢！”男：“想你”
1. Girl: “What are you thinking about all day?” Boy: “Thinking about you.”
2.“从前有我爱你和我不爱你两个人，我不爱你死了剩下谁？”“我爱你啊”“我也爱你”
2. “Once upon a time, there were two people: me loving you and me not loving you. I stopped loving you, so who is left?” “I love you.” “I love you too.”
3.“你能模仿下啄木鸟吗”“怎么模仿”“就拿我的脸当树”
3. “Can you imitate a woodpecker?” “How?” “Just use my face as a tree.”
4.“同学打扰一下请问这道题怎么做”“不好意思我不会”“哦你不会啊那我给你讲讲吧”
4. “Excuse me, classmate, could you help me with this problem?” “Sorry, I don’t know.” “Oh, you don’t know? Then let me explain it to you.”
5.“你先走吧，我怕我拖你后腿”“没事，我腿粗”
5. “You go first, I’m afraid I’ll hold you back.” “No worries, I have thick legs.”
6.男：“你可以借我你的杯子吗？”女：“干嘛？”男：“因为我想借你一辈子。”
6. Boy: “Can I borrow your cup?” Girl: “What for?” Boy: “Because I want to borrow you for a lifetime.”
7.男：“我们来玩个游戏吧！”女：“好呀！”男：“一二三木头人不许动！”女：“你动了！”男：“因为我对你心动了啊。”
7. Boy: “Let’s play a game!” Girl: “Sure!” Boy: “One, two, three, freeze!” Girl: “You moved!” Boy: “That’s because my heart is beating for you.”
8.男：“我有一个，很正经很严肃的问题。”女：“什么问题？”男：“你什么时候结婚？”女：“唔，不知道唉”男：“那好吧等你想好了我再娶你”
8. Boy: “I have a very serious question.” Girl: “What is it?” Boy: “When are you getting married?” Girl: “Um, I don’t know.” Boy: “Alright, I’ll wait until you decide, and then I’ll marry you.”
9.男：我觉得我们应该去游泳。女：为什么啊……大冷天的，我不去。男：笨蛋，不然我们怎么坠入爱河啊。
9. Boy: I think we should go swimming. Girl: Why? … It’s so cold, I don’t want to. Boy: Fool, otherwise, how can we fall in love?
10.男：最近胸口好闷。女：怎么了？女：生病了吗？男：因为你卡在我心头。
10. Boy: Lately, I’ve been feeling so stuffy in my chest. Girl: What’s wrong? Girl: Are you sick? Boy: Because you are stuck in my heart.
11.男：我忍你很长时间了。女：切，那你要怎样。男：忍你一辈子。
11. Man: I’ve been putting up with you for a long time. Woman: So what do you want to do? Man: Put up with you for a lifetime.
12.男：“今天早上照了照镜子，然后就想到了找你”女：“为什么”男：“这么多日子来，你知道的，每次看到好的东西我都想给你”
12. Man: I looked in the mirror this morning and thought of finding you. Woman: Why? Man: You know, all these days, every time I see something good, I want to give it to you.
13.男：“记住你自己的身份”女：“我什么身份”男：“你是我的人！”
13. Man: Remember your identity. Woman: What identity? Man: You are my person!
14.男：“我昨晚的梦实现了”女：“梦还能实现？”男：“和喜欢的人聊天”。
14. Man: My dream from last night came true. Woman: Dreams can come true? Man: Talking with the person I like.
15.男：“从今天开始我要吃素。”女：“为什么啊？”男：“因为，你是我的菜。”
15. Man: From today on, I’m going to be a vegetarian. Woman: Why? Man: Because you are my dish.
16.男：“我以前有很多爱好，现在就剩一个了。”女：“是什么呢？”男：“就是爱你。”
16. Man: I used to have many hobbies, now I only have one left. Woman: What is it? Man: Loving you.
17.男：“照的这张自拍真丑”女：“恩。”男：“还不及你本人十分之一好看”
17. Man: This selfie I took is really ugly. Woman: Really? Man: It’s not even one-tenth as beautiful as you in person.
18.男：“你知道我的缺点是什么吗？”女：“你缺点那么多，我怎么知道”男：“不，有一个你肯定知道—那就是缺你。”
18. Man: Do you know what my flaw is? Woman: You have so many flaws, how would I know? Man: No, there’s one you must know—it’s lacking you.
19.“我可以向你问路吗”“去哪里”“到你心里”
19. May I ask you for directions? Where to? To your heart.
20.“振作点，人不能在一棵树上吊死!”“你的体重需要两棵树。”
20. Cheer up, you can’t hang yourself on one tree! Your weight needs two trees.
21.男：我今天学了一句外语。女：什么外语?男：&￥&#(做我女朋友的意思)女：什么意思?男：做我女朋友!
21. Man: I learned a foreign language today. Woman: What foreign language? Man: &￥&# (It means “Be my girlfriend”) Woman: What does it mean? Man: Be my girlfriend!
22.“你知道我喜欢吃什么吗？”“你喜欢吃什么？”“我喜欢痴痴的望着你。”
22. Do you know what I like to eat? What do I like to eat? I like gazing at you lovingly.
23.“记住你自己的身份”“我什么身份”“你是我的人!”
23. Remember your identity. What identity? You are my person!
24.“你长得特别像我一个亲戚”“像谁？”“我妈的女婿”
24. You look a lot like one of my relatives. Who? My mom’s son-in-law.
25.“你这么完美，就是有一个缺点。”“什么缺点？”“缺点我”
25. You are so perfect, but there is one flaw. What flaw? The flaw is me.
26.“我还是很喜欢你”“像你妈打你，不讲道理”
26. I still like you very much. Like your mom hitting you, without reason.
27.“我觉得我很自私。”“哪里自私？”“我只喜欢你一个人，不给其他女孩任何机会。”
27. I think I’m very selfish. Where am I selfish? I only like you, not giving any chance to other girls.
28.男：我们打个赌，你输了做我女票。女：什么赌？男：我比你高！
28. Man: Let’s make a bet, if you lose, you’ll be my girlfriend. Woman: What kind of bet? Man: I’m taller than you!
29.男：今天是哦，最不应该做什么呢？女：告白？男：那我只能把这句“我喜欢你”放到明天说咯。
29. Man: Today is, oh, the day when I shouldn’t do something. Woman: Confess? Man: Then I can only save this “I like you” for tomorrow.
30.男：“你是什么血型”。女：“o型”。男：“你是我的理想型”。
30. Man: What’s your blood type? Woman: O type. Man: You are my ideal type.
31.女：你长得特别像我一个亲戚。男：啊？谁啊！女：我妈的女婿。
31. Woman: You look a lot like one of my relatives. Man: Really? Who? Woman: My mom’s son-in-law.
32.男：我最怕的就是你。女：怕我干嘛？我又不会怎么你。男：怕失去你。
32. Man: I’m most afraid of you. Woman: Why be afraid of me? I won’t do anything to you. Man: I’m afraid of losing you.
33.男：你今天有点怪。女：怎么怪了？男：怪好看的。
33. Man: You look a bit strange today. Woman: How so? Man: Strangely beautiful.
34.男：“我可以亲你么？”女：“不可以”男：“我刚刚对你说了什么”男：“我可以亲你么”女：“嗯，可以”
34. Man: “Can I kiss you?” Woman: “No.” Man: “What did I just say to you?” Man: “Can I kiss you?” Woman: “Yes, you can.”
35.“我可以亲你吗”“不可以”“我刚刚说了什么”“我可以亲你吗”“可以”
35. “Can I kiss you?” “No.” “What did I just say?” “Can I kiss you?” “Yes, you can.”
36.男：我有一个超能力。女：嗯？男：超喜欢你。
36. Man: I have a superpower. Woman: Really? Man: I’m super fond of you.
37.男：“我发现有人暗恋你。”女：“谁啊？”男：“我啊。”
37. Man: “I found out someone has a crush on you.” Woman: “Who?” Man: “Me.”
38.“今天早上照了照镜子，然后就想到了找你”“为什么”“这么多日子来，你知道的，每次看到好的东西我都想给你”
38. “I looked in the mirror this morning, and then I thought of finding you.” “Why?” “You know, all these days, every time I see something good, I want to give it to you.”
39.“有人跟你告白过吗?”“曾经有过一个。”“那我就是第二个。”
39. “Has anyone ever confessed to you?” “There was one before.” “Then I’m the second.”
40.男：“你生日几号？”女：“为什么告诉你？”男：“我密码忘了”
40. Man: “What’s your birthday?” Woman: “Why tell you?” Man: “I forgot my password.”
41.男：“木做的门是什么门？”女：“木门。”男：“铁做的门是什么门？”女：“铁门。”男：“那幸福做的门呢？”女：“幸福门。”男：“不对，是我们。”
41. Man: “What kind of door is made of wood?” Woman: “A wooden door.” Man: “What kind of door is made of iron?” Woman: “An iron door.” Man: “What about a door made of happiness?” Woman: “A happy door.” Man: “No, it’s us.”
42.男：“跟你说一个坏消息”女：“什么坏消息”男：“我对你的思想不单纯了”
42. Man: “I have some bad news for you.” Woman: “What bad news?” Man: “My thoughts about you are no longer innocent.”
43.男：“我有那么多支笔，你知道我最喜欢哪一支吗？”女：“不知道”男：“你这个北鼻”
43. Man: “I have so many pens, do you know which one I like the most?” Woman: “I don’t know.” Man: “You, baby.”
44.男：“你会喜欢我吗？”女：“不会。”男：“那我教你好啦。”
44. Man: “Will you like me?” Woman: “No.” Man: “Let me teach you then.”
45.“你想清楚再跟我说话”“我没有在想清楚我在想你”
45. “Think clearly before talking to me.” “I’m not thinking clearly, I’m thinking of you.”
46.“最近都在干嘛呢？”“一直吃。”“一直吃怎么还这么瘦。”“痴痴地等你..”
46. “What have you been doing lately?” “Eating all the time.” “How can you still be so thin after eating all the time?” “Waiting for you foolishly…”
47.“跟你说一个坏消息”“什么坏消息”“我对你的思想不单纯了”
47. Man: “I have some bad news for you.” Woman: “What bad news?” Man: “My thoughts about you are no longer innocent.”
48.男：“我们一起交换礼物好不好？”女：“好啊。”男：“那好，从现在开始，你是我的，我是你的。”
48. Man: “Shall we exchange gifts?” Woman: “Sure.” Man: “Alright, from now on, you are mine, and I am yours.”
49.我可以亲你吗”“不可以”“那我刚刚对你说了什么”“我可以亲你吗”“嗯，可以”
49. “Can I kiss you?” “No.” “What did I just say to you?” “Can I kiss you?” “Yes, you can.”
50.男：“我今天考试考得很差”女：“为什么”男：“因为我不管遇到什么问题，我的答案都会是你”
50. Man: “I did really bad on today’s exam.” Woman: “Why?” Man: “Because no matter what the question was, my answer would always be you.”
51.男：“知道你和猴子有什么区别吗？”女：“猴子有尾巴而我没有？”男：“不，猴子住在山洞里，而你住在我心里。”
51. Man: “Do you know the difference between you and a monkey?” Woman: “Monkeys have tails, and I don’t?” Man: “No, monkeys live in caves, and you live in my heart.”
52.女：小哥哥，小哥哥，给你个东西你要吗？男：什么呀？女：你把手伸开，（男生伸开之后，女生把手放在上边）我、你要吗！?
52. Woman: “Little brother, little brother, do you want something from me?” Man: “What is it?” Woman: “Open your hand,” (after the man opens his hand, the woman puts her hand on top) “Me, do you want me?”
53.女：“何为孤寂？”男：“清风、艳日、无笑意。”女：“可否具体？”男：“左拥，右抱，无情欲。”女：“可否再具体？”男：“不得你。”
53. Woman: “What is loneliness?” Man: “Gentle breeze, bright sun, no laughter.” Woman: “Can you be more specific?” Man: “Embracing on the left, holding on the right, no desire.” Woman: “Can you be even more specific?” Man: “Without you.”
54.男：遇到你之后我只想成为一种人。女：什么人？男：你的人。
54. Man: “After meeting you, I just want to be one kind of person.” Woman: “What kind of person?” Man: “Yours.”
55.男：“好饿啊。”女：“走去吃饭。”男：“不想吃饭想吃你。”
55. Man: “I’m so hungry.” Woman: “Let’s go eat.” Man: “I don’t want to eat, I want to eat you.”
56.男：“我想去旅游了。”女：“想去哪？”男：“你的被窝一日游。”
56. Man: “I want to go traveling.” Woman: “Where do you want to go?” Man: “A one-day tour of your bed.”
57.男：“你可以帮我洗个东西吗？”女：“可以啊，洗什么？”男：“喜欢我”
57. Man: “Can you help me wash something?” Woman: “Sure, what is it?” Man: “Like you.”
58.男：“能在愚人节骗我一次吗？”女：“好啊！”男：“你喜欢我吗？”
58. Man: “Can you fool me once on April Fool’s Day?” Woman: “Sure!” Man: “Do you like me?”
59.男：“我想成为一种人。”女：“什么人？”男：“你的人。”
59. Man: “I want to be one kind of person.” Woman: “What kind of person?” Man: “Yours.”
60.男：“人没有氧气就活不下去，但我可以，你知道为什么吗”女：“不知道”男：“因为我有你这个小淘气”
60. Man: “People can’t live without oxygen, but I can. Do you know why?” Woman: “I don’t know.” Man: “Because I have you, my little mischief.”
61.男：“我缺了一样生活必需品”女：“缺了什么？”男：“你呀”
61. Man: “I’m missing a daily necessity.” Woman: “What’s missing?” Man: “You.”
62.“我肯定是盐吃多了。”“啊？”“不然怎么总是闲的想你啊~！”
62. “I must have eaten too much salt.” “Huh?” “Otherwise, why am I always thinking of you when I’m idle?”
63.“你喜欢猫还是狗”“狗”“汪汪汪”“你喜欢猫还是狗”“猫”“喵喵喵”
63. “Do you like cats or dogs?” “Dogs.” “Woof woof woof.” “Do you like cats or dogs?” “Cats.” “Meow meow meow.”
64.“你想清楚再跟我说话”“我没有在想清楚我在想你”
64. “Think clearly before talking to me.” “I’m not thinking clearly, I’m thinking of you.”
65.“你想养狗吗?”“什么狗?”“单身的那种”
65. “Do you want to raise a dog?” “What kind of dog?” “The single kind.”
66.“你以后走路能不能看着点啊。”“非要撞在我心上。”
66. “Can you watch where you’re walking in the future?” “You just had to bump into my heart.”
67.男：“我有点怕你”女：“我很凶吗？”男：“不，因为我怕老婆。”
67. Man: “I’m a little afraid of you.” Woman: “Am I fierce?” Man: “No, because I’m afraid of my wife.”
68.“猜猜我的心脏在哪边？”“肯定左边。”“错在你那边。”
68. “Guess which side my heart is on?” “Definitely the left side.” “Wrong, it’s on your side.”
69.“跟你说一个坏消息”“什么坏消息？”“我对你的思想不单纯了”
69. “I have some bad news for you.” “What bad news?” “My thoughts about you are no longer innocent.”
70.“你喜欢暴富吗”“喜欢啊“不过我不喜欢”“为什么”“因为我喜欢抱你”
70. “Do you like sudden wealth?” “I do.” “But I don’t.” “Why not?” “Because I like holding you.”
71.女：好饿啊，到哪吃饭？男：那你先答应做我女朋友，才能吃饭！女：为什么？男：我订的是情侣餐厅。
71. Female: I’m so hungry, where should we eat? Male: Promise to be my girlfriend first, then we can eat! Female: Why? Male: I booked a couple’s restaurant.
72.男：我今天学了一句外语。女：什么外语？男：&￥&#（做我女朋友的意思）女：什么意思？男：做我女朋友！
72. Male: I learned a foreign phrase today. Female: What foreign phrase? Male: &￥&# (Meaning “Be my girlfriend”) Female: What does it mean? Male: Be my girlfriend!
73.“我给你讲个故事吧”“嗯”“从前有我爱你和我不爱你两个人，我不爱你死了剩下谁”“我爱你啊”“我也爱你”
73. “Let me tell you a story.” “Okay.” “Once upon a time, there were two people: I love you and I don’t love you. When I don’t love you died, who was left?” “I love you.” “I love you too.”
74.“你的打火机呢？”“啊？我没啊” “那请问，你是怎么燃烧我的心的”
74. “Where’s your lighter?” “Uh, I don’t have one.” “Then how did you manage to set my heart on fire?”
75.太好了，你又胖了一圈，我爱你的地方又多了好多。
75. That’s great, you’ve gained a bit of weight, and I love so many more parts of you now.
76.“互换一下礼物行吗”“好呀”“好了，从这一刻开始，你是我的，我是你的。”
76. “Can we exchange gifts?” “Sure.” “Done. From this moment on, you’re mine, and I’m yours.”
77.“稍等，我取个东西。” “取啥”“我娶你。”
77. “Wait a moment, let me get something.” “What is it?” “I’m marrying you.”
78.“你会不会爱上我？”“不会”“好吧，我来教你”
78. “Will you fall in love with me?” “No.” “Alright, let me teach you.”
79.“帮我个忙好吗” “啥” “教我爱上你”
79. “Can you do me a favor?” “What?” “Teach me to fall in love with you.”
80.“我想窃取你的温度”“啥意思”“来，抱一个。”
80. “I want to steal your temperature.” “What do you mean?” “Come here, give me a hug.”
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