1.男人最大的烦恼是债主，女人最大的烦恼是情人。
1. A man’s biggest worry is his creditor, and a woman’s biggest worry is her lover.

2.对于男人来说，最漂亮的女人是不能得到的女人；对于女人来说，最潇洒的男人是已经拥有的男人。
2. For men, the most beautiful woman is the one they cannot obtain; for women, the most dashing man is the one they already possess.

3.男人善于发现老婆的缺点，女人善于发现老公的优点。
3. Men are good at finding their wives’ flaws, while women are good at discovering their husbands’ virtues.

4.男人是女人的整个世界；女人是男人的一个月亮。
4. A man is a woman’s entire world; a woman is one of a man’s many moons.

5.当女人走投无路的时候，她会和一个男人结婚；当男人走投无路的时候，一个女人会和他离婚。
5. When a woman is desperate, she will marry a man; when a man is desperate, a woman will divorce him.

6.一个忧郁的女人背后必然有一段不幸的爱情，一个憔悴的男人的背后必然有一桩不幸的婚姻。
6. Behind a melancholic woman, there must be an unhappy love; behind a haggard man, there must be an unhappy marriage.

7.女人再婚是为了赌气，男人再婚是为了碰运气。
7. Women remarry to vent their anger, while men remarry to take a chance.

8.女人总是希望她是他的最后一个女人；男人总是希望他是她的第一个男人。
8. Women always hope to be a man’s last woman; men always hope to be a woman’s first man.

9.男人恋爱意味着丰富并走向成熟；女人恋爱时意味着单纯并滑向深渊。
9. Men’s love enriches and leads to maturity; women’s love means simplicity and slipping into the abyss.

10.男人考验女人的方法是远走高飞；女人考验男人的方式是约会迟到。
10. Men test women by distancing themselves; women test men by being late for dates.

11.女人单位发了一千块钱，她会告诉男人发了一千块钱，告诉自己的朋友发了五百；男人单位发了一千块钱，他会告诉女人发了五百，告诉自己的朋友发了一千五。
11. When a woman receives one thousand yuan from her workplace, she will tell men she received one thousand, and her friends she received five hundred; when a man receives one thousand yuan, he will tell women he received five hundred and his friends he received one thousand five.

12.男人看女人，恋爱时最漂亮，结婚后最普通，离婚时最难看，离婚后又变漂亮；女人看男人，恋爱时最诚恳，结婚后最无聊，离婚前最虚伪，离婚后又变诚恳。
12. Men see women as most beautiful when in love, most ordinary after marriage, and most unattractive during divorce, but beautiful again after divorce; women see men as most sincere during love, most boring after marriage, most hypocritical before divorce, and sincere again after divorce.

13.女人对男人的期望比物价涨得还快，男人对女人的感情比股市变得还勤。
13. Women’s expectations of men rise faster than prices, while men’s feelings for women change more frequently than the stock market.

14.聪明的男人视女人为猎物，愚笨的男人视女人为宠物。
14. Smart men treat women as prey, while foolish men treat women as pets.

15.女人要离婚是抓住了男人的把柄，男人要离婚是摸清了女人的底细。
15. Women divorce when they have caught a man’s weakness, while men divorce when they have figured out a woman’s secrets.

16.聪明的男人说一半留一半，聪明的女人睁一只眼闭一只眼。
16. Smart men speak half and keep half in reserve; smart women keep one eye open and one eye closed.

17.男人想到女人就有力量，女人想到男人就变美丽。
17. Men feel empowered when thinking of women, while women become more beautiful when thinking of men.

18.女人单身是因为没有男人值得爱；男人单身是因为没有女人给予爱。
18. Women are single because there are no men worth loving; men are single because no women offer love.

19.女人最恨的男人是陈世美；男人最喜欢的女人是潘金莲。
19. The man women hate the most is Chen Shimei; the woman men like the most is Pan Jinlian.

20.男人的爱情是东张西望，女人的爱情是悄悄对比。
20. Men’s love is about looking around, while women’s love is about quiet comparison.

21.男人如果爱上女人，经常找不到北；女人如果爱上男人，常常把男人弄得找不到北。
21. If a man falls in love with a woman, he often loses his way; if a woman falls in love with a man, she often makes the man lose his way.

22.男人选择女人，目光瞄准脸蛋；女人选择男人，心思放在钱包。
22. When a man chooses a woman, he aims at her face; when a woman chooses a man, she focuses on his wallet.

23.男人的肩膀和怀抱，随时可以慷慨就义；女人的肩膀和怀抱却是爱情，只能留给她所爱的人。
23. A man’s shoulders and embrace are always ready for sacrifice; a woman’s shoulders and embrace are for love and can only be given to the one she loves.

24.女人永远徘徊在单身或是结婚之间。男人只是徘徊在美丽的女人与不再美丽的老婆之间。
24. Women are always hovering between being single or married. Men only hover between beautiful women and their no-longer-beautiful wives.

25.女人维持自己身材的唯一办法就是不停的恋爱；男人维持自己身价的唯一办法就是不断的成功。
25. The only way for a woman to maintain her figure is by constantly being in love; the only way for a man to maintain his value is by continuous success.

26.男人要是提出离婚，往往是他已经不喜欢她的妻子了；女人要是提出离婚，往往是她丈夫已经不喜欢她了。
26. If a man proposes divorce, it is often because he no longer likes his wife; if a woman proposes divorce, it is because her husband no longer likes her.

27.男人和女人结婚可能是为了事业；女人和男人离婚一定是为了爱情。
27. A man may marry a woman for his career; a woman must divorce a man for love.

28.男人追求女人，是迅猛出击，但结果往往雨过天晴；女人追求男人，则缓慢渗透，却可以滴水穿石。
28. When a man pursues a woman, he moves quickly, but the result often fades away like rain; when a woman pursues a man, she slowly infiltrates, yet can wear through stone.

29.男人把钱花在嘴上，女人把钱花在脸上。
29. Men spend money on their mouths, while women spend money on their faces.

30.男人把女朋友托付给自己的哥们照顾，最后女朋友成了哥们的老婆，哥们照当；女人把男朋友托付给姐们照顾，结果姐们成了男朋友的老婆，姐们也当不成了。
30. If a man entrusts his girlfriend to his buddy for care, in the end, the girlfriend becomes the buddy’s wife, and the buddy remains; if a woman entrusts her boyfriend to her friend, the result is her friend becoming the boyfriend’s wife, and the friend is no longer.

31.男人违章停车被罚款会和交警吵一架，女人在一边劝；女人违章停车被罚款会和身边的男人吵一架，交警在一边劝。
31. When a man gets a parking ticket and argues with the traffic police, the woman will persuade him; when a woman gets a parking ticket and argues with the man beside her, the traffic police will persuade her.

32.男人就像蓝牙，你在身边，他就处于连接状态。但你一走开，他就搜寻其他外围设备了！女人像wifi，她们可以看到所有可连接的设备，但会选择最好的一个！
32. Men are like Bluetooth; when you are nearby, they are connected. But as soon as you walk away, they search for other peripheral devices! Women are like Wi-Fi; they can see all available devices but choose the best one.

33.女人温柔时充满幻想；男人温柔时充满渴望。
33. When women are gentle, they are full of fantasies; when men are gentle, they are full of desires.

34.男人恋爱时对对方无所企求；女人恋爱时对对方无所不求。
34. When in love, men have no demands of their partners; women, on the other hand, have endless requests.

35.离婚时不要财产的男人，一定不是好男人；离婚时不要财产的女人，一定是好女人。
35. A man who doesn’t ask for property during a divorce is definitely not a good man; a woman who doesn’t ask for property during a divorce is definitely a good woman.

36.女人看重的是男人的明天，男人看重的是女人的今天。
36. Women value a man’s future, while men value a woman’s present.

37.在家里最不怕老婆的男人也不敢顶撞岳母；在家里最怕老公的女人也敢顶撞婆婆。
37. Even the most fearless man at home dares not contradict his mother-in-law; even the most timid woman at home dares to contradict her mother-in-law.

38.男人和老婆的关系再差，他和岳母的关系也是好的；女人和老公的关系再好，她和婆婆的关系也是差的。
38. No matter how bad a man’s relationship with his wife is, his relationship with his mother-in-law is good; no matter how good a woman’s relationship with her husband is, her relationship with her mother-in-law is poor.

39.女人上街时总忘不了照照镜子，男人上街时总爱查看钱包里的票子。
39. When going out, women always remember to look in the mirror, while men always check the money in their wallets.

40.再聪明的女人在自己的相貌上也是糊涂的，再愚蠢的男人在女人的相貌上也是清醒的。
40. No matter how smart a woman is, she is confused about her own appearance; no matter how foolish a man is, he is clear about a woman’s appearance.

41.男人痛苦的时候无话可说，女人愤怒的时候啥话都说。
41. When men are in pain, they have nothing to say; when women are angry, they say anything.

42.让男人累心的女人必定美貌，让女人累心的男人一定多金。
42. Women who make men exhausted must be beautiful; men who make women exhausted must be wealthy.

43.恋爱着的男人想法表现自己，恋爱着的女人尽情地打扮自己。
43. Men in love try to show themselves; women in love dress themselves up to the fullest.

44.女人对你说“讨厌”的时候表明她喜欢你；男人对你说“讨厌”的时候他是真的讨厌你。
44. When a woman says “I hate you,” she means she likes you; when a man says “I hate you,” he really dislikes you.

45.女人因为愚蠢而善良；男人因为善良而愚蠢。
45. Women are kind because they are foolish; men are foolish because they are kind.

46.男人主动吻女人是突发事件；女人主动吻男人是预谋事件。
46. A man kissing a woman is a sudden event; a woman kissing a man is a premeditated event.

47.女人像百事可乐，有一定的保鲜期；男人像人头马XO，越老越值钱。
47. Women are like Pepsi, with a certain shelf life; men are like Rémy Martin XO, more valuable as they age.

48.女人能够忍受不幸的婚姻，不能忍受不幸的爱情；男人能够忍受不幸的爱情，不能忍受不幸的婚姻。
48. Women can endure an unhappy marriage but not an unhappy love; men can endure an unhappy love but not an unhappy marriage.

49.男人是上帝根据世界的需要而创造的，女人是上帝根据男人的需要而创造的。
49. Men were created by God according to the needs of the world; women were created by God according to the needs of men.

50.男人饮酒的理由是“最近特别累”；女人醉酒的原因是“最近比较烦”。
50. Men drink because “they are very tired lately”; women get drunk because “they are quite annoyed lately.”

51.女人闯红灯，通常是和男朋友赌气；男人闯红灯，通常是为了和朋友比勇气。
51. Women run red lights, usually due to a quarrel with their boyfriends; men run red lights, usually to compete with friends in courage.

52.男人恋爱时最常说的话是“我爱你，真的。”女人结婚后最常问的话是“你还爱我吗？说真话！”
52. The most common thing men say when in love is “I love you, really.” The most common thing women ask after marriage is “Do you still love me? Tell the truth!”

53.男人喜欢和漂亮的女人交朋友；女人喜欢找听话的男人做老公。
53. Men like to make friends with beautiful women; women like to find obedient men as husbands.

54.男人吻女人是回收贷款；女人吻男人是放出投资。
54. Men kissing women is like collecting a loan; women kissing men is like making an investment.

55.男人撒谎是种习惯，女人撒谎是种需要。
55. Men lie as a habit; women lie out of necessity.

56.女人就像鸡蛋，外面坚硬内心纯洁里面柔滑；男人就像芒果，外面很黄内心更黄。
56. Women are like eggs, with a hard shell, pure hearts, and smooth insides; men are like mangoes, yellow on the outside and even yellower inside.

57.男人因为软弱常常遭到女人们的白眼，女人凭借眼泪经常博得男人们的同情。
57. Men often get the cold shoulder from women for being weak; women often gain men’s sympathy with their tears.

58.女人攒私房钱是为了将来花在老公身上，男人攒私房钱是为了将来花在其他女人身上。
58. Women save private money for future spending on their husbands; men save private money for future spending on other women.

59.男人在街上东张西望被称作心怀不轨，女人在路上左瞅右瞧被叫做明眸善睐。
59. Men who look around in the street are called suspicious; women who glance around on the road are called bright-eyed.

60.男人读到博士是因为智商低，女人读到博士是因为情商低。
60. Men pursue a Ph.D. because of low IQ; women pursue a Ph.D. because of low EQ.

61.男人恋爱时想着尽量表现自己，女人恋爱时想着尽情打扮自己。
61. Men think about showcasing themselves when in love, while women think about dressing up to the fullest.

62.男人永远都很粗鲁，大意，男人永远都不懂女人的小心思；而女人永远都在注重细节，感情细腻，女人也永远都不会懂男人的无所谓。
62. Men are always rude and careless; they never understand the subtle thoughts of women. Women always pay attention to details and have delicate feelings, but they never understand men’s indifference.

63.女人就像是雪梨，外甜内酸。男人通常还没吃到心就仍了，永远也不知道女人的内心是酸的。男人就像洋葱，女人很努力的一层一层的去剥，每剥一层都会伤心的流泪。剥到最后，才发现原来男人是没心的。
63. Women are like pears, sweet on the outside and sour inside. Men usually throw them away before reaching the core, never knowing the sourness within a woman’s heart. Men are like onions; women try hard to peel layer by layer, crying with each layer. In the end, they find out that men have no heart.

64.男人是期货，是现货，是俏货，是跳楼货；女人是橄榄球，追着抢，是篮球，追着跑，是乒乓球，打来打去，是高尔夫球，打的越远越好。
64. Men are futures, spot goods, hot items, or clearance goods; women are like rugby, chased and grabbed, like basketball, chased and run after, like table tennis, hit back and forth, or like golf, hit further away the better.

65.女人坚持独身，人们会认为她有毛病；男人坚持独身，人们会认为他有事业心。
65. If a woman remains single, people think she has issues; if a man remains single, people think he is career-oriented.

66.男人热恋时聪明至极；女人热恋时却愚蠢无比。
66. Men become extremely smart when in love; women become incredibly foolish when in love.

67.男人就像桃子，男人外表很软，里面很硬，要慢吃慢咬；女人就像是鸡蛋，女人外壳很硬，里面很软，要轻拿轻放。
67. Men are like peaches, with a soft exterior and a hard interior, requiring slow eating and biting; women are like eggs, with a hard shell and soft inside, requiring gentle handling.

68.男人的最好包装是成熟，女人的最好包装是温柔。
68. The best packaging for men is maturity; the best packaging for women is gentleness.

69.男人是女人的价格，女人是男人的商标。
69. Men are the price of women; women are the trademark of men.

70.女人被爱情控制，男人被女人控制。
70. Women controlled by love; men controlled by women.

71.失败的男人喜欢和别人比老婆，成功的女人喜欢和别人比老公。
71. Unsuccessful men like to compare their wives with others; successful women like to compare their husbands with others.

72.男人失恋会更大胆追求新的爱情，女人失恋对追求新的爱情更加胆怯。
72. Men become more daring in pursuing new love after a breakup; women become more cautious in pursuing new love after a breakup.

73.男人恋爱是因为轻率出击；女人恋爱是因为躲闪不及。
73. Men fall in love due to impulsive actions; women fall in love because they can’t avoid it.

74.男人成熟了不一定是因为好女人，女人觉醒了一定是因为坏男人。
74. Men may mature not because of a good woman; women definitely awaken because of a bad man.

75.男人恋爱希望把复杂的过程弄简单；女人恋爱喜欢将简单的事情弄复杂。
75. Men in love want to simplify the process; women in love like to complicate things.

76.女人习惯把赌注押在爱情上；男人习惯把赌注押在婚姻上。
76. Women are used to betting on love; men are used to betting on marriage.

77.男人有情人会有一种成就感，女人有情人会有一种负罪感。
77. Men feel a sense of achievement when having a lover; women feel a sense of guilt when having a lover.

78.男人恋爱后变得可怜巴巴；女人恋爱后变得神经兮兮。
78. Men become pitiful after falling in love; women become nervous after falling in love.

79.结婚前男人借钱也要让女人吃好，结婚后女人借钱也要让男人吃好。
79. Before marriage, men borrow money to make sure women eat well; after marriage, women borrow money to make sure men eat well.

80.成功的男人背后一定有个和伟大的女人；伟大的女人背后一定有位不成功的男人。
80. Behind a successful man, there must be a great woman; behind a great woman, there must be an unsuccessful man.

81.男人以世界为家，女人以家为世界。
81. Men take the world as their home, while women take their home as their world.

82.男人渴望向女人倾诉苦衷，女人却愿意听男人炫耀成功。
82. Men long to confide their troubles to women, but women prefer to listen to men boast about their successes.

83.女人的错靠男人弥补，男人的错靠礼物弥补。
83. Women’s mistakes rely on men to make up for, while men’s mistakes rely on gifts to make up for.

84.男人为结婚而恋爱；女人为爱情而结婚。
84. Men fall in love for the sake of marriage; women marry for the sake of love.

85.女人的幸福在于：他真的爱我；男人的幸福在于：她值得我爱。
85. A woman’s happiness lies in: he truly loves me; a man’s happiness lies in: she is worth my love.

86.男人订婚前，像孙子，百依百顺；订婚后，像儿子，学会顶嘴；结婚后，像老子，发号施令。女人订婚前，像燕子，爱怎么飞就怎么飞；订婚后，像鸽子，能飞却不敢飞远；结婚后，像鸭子，想飞已力不从心。
86. Before engagement, men are like grandsons, obedient in every way; after engagement, they are like sons, learning to talk back; after marriage, they are like masters, giving orders. Women before engagement are like swallows, flying as they please; after engagement, they are like doves, able to fly but afraid to go far; after marriage, they are like ducks, unable to fly even if they want to.

87.男人想恋爱需要好技术，女人想恋爱需要易容术。
87. Men need good skills to fall in love, while women need the art of disguise.

88.男人赚钱后想和老婆离婚，男人赚不到钱老婆想和他离婚。
88. When men make money, they want to divorce their wives; when men don’t make money, their wives want to divorce them.

89.男人要想俘获女人的心，一定不能穿得比她差。女人要想捕获女人的心，至少不能穿得比她好！
89. To win a woman’s heart, men must not dress worse than her. To win another woman’s heart, women must not dress better than her!

90.不论天气好不好，都会上街的是女人；无论天气好不好，都不想逛街的是男人。
90. Women go out shopping regardless of the weather; men don’t want to go shopping no matter how good the weather is.

91.结婚前男人借钱也要让女人吃好，结婚后女人借钱也要让男人吃好。
91. Before marriage, men borrow money to make sure women eat well; after marriage, women borrow money to make sure men eat well.

92.女人恋爱期间渴望对方裸露心灵；男人恋爱期间渴望对方裸露身体。
92. During love, women long for their partners to open up emotionally; during love, men long for their partners to be physically exposed.

93.男人有钱就变坏，女人变坏就有钱。
93. Men become bad when they have money, and women become bad to get money.

94.男人这本书的内容要比封面吸引人，女人这本书的封面通常是比内容更吸引人。
94. The content of a man’s book is more attractive than the cover, while the cover of a woman’s book is usually more attractive than the content.

95.男人的眼睛靠辐射；而女人的心靠传导。
95. Men’s eyes rely on radiation, while women’s hearts rely on conduction.

96.男人学英语是为了证明自己很行，女人学英语则证明自己已经不行。
96. Men learn English to prove they are capable, while women learn English to prove they are already inadequate.

97.女人用耐心化妆来掩饰自己的面容；男人用故作深沉来掩饰自己的内容。
97. Women use patient makeup to cover their appearance; men use feigned depth to hide their true selves.

98.女人的青春标志一种价值；而男人的青春表示一种肤浅。
98. A woman’s youth signifies a kind of value, while a man’s youth signifies superficiality.

99.恋爱中女人学会了说梦话；恋爱中男人改掉了说脏话。
99. In love, women learn to talk in their dreams; in love, men stop using foul language.

100.男人什么诺都敢许；女人什么东西都敢要。
100. Men dare to make any promise; women dare to ask for anything.

1.男人最大的烦恼是债主，女人最大的烦恼是情人。
1. A man’s biggest worry is his creditor, and a woman’s biggest worry is her lover.

2.对于男人来说，最漂亮的女人是不能得到的女人；对于女人来说，最潇洒的男人是已经拥有的男人。
2. For men, the most beautiful woman is the one they cannot obtain; for women, the most dashing man is the one they already possess.

3.男人善于发现老婆的缺点，女人善于发现老公的优点。
3. Men are good at discovering their wife’s shortcomings, while women are good at finding their husband’s virtues.

4.男人是女人的整个世界；女人是男人的一个月亮。
4. A man is a woman’s entire world; a woman is one of a man’s moons.

5.恋爱着的男人想法表现自己，恋爱着的女人尽情地打扮自己。
5. Men in love try to show themselves; women in love dress themselves up to the fullest.

6.女人对你说“讨厌”的时候表明她喜欢你；男人对你说“讨厌”的时候他是真的讨厌你。
6. When a woman says “I hate you,” it means she likes you; when a man says “I hate you,” he truly dislikes you.

7.女人因为愚蠢而善良；男人因为善良而愚蠢。
7. Women are kind because they are foolish; men are foolish because they are kind.

8.男人主动吻女人是突发事件；女人主动吻男人是预谋事件。
8. A man kissing a woman is a sudden event; a woman kissing a man is a premeditated event.

9.女人像百事可乐，有一定的保鲜期；男人像人头马XO，越老越值钱。
9. Women are like Pepsi, with a certain shelf life; men are like Rémy Martin XO, becoming more valuable as they age.

10.女人能够忍受不幸的婚姻，不能忍受不幸的爱情；男人能够忍受不幸的爱情，不能忍受不幸的婚姻。
10. Women can endure an unhappy marriage but not an unhappy love; men can endure an unhappy love but not an unhappy marriage.

11.男人是上帝根据世界的需要而创造的，女人是上帝根据男人的需要而创造的。
11. Men were created by God according to the needs of the world; women were created by God according to the needs of men.

12.当女人走投无路的时候，她会和一个男人结婚；当男人走投无路的时候，一个女人会和他离婚。
12. When a woman is cornered, she will marry a man; when a man is cornered, a woman will divorce him.

13.一个忧郁的女人背后必然有一段不幸的爱情，一个憔悴的男人的背后必然有一桩不幸的婚姻。
13. Behind a melancholic woman, there must be an unhappy love; behind a haggard man, there must be an unhappy marriage.

14.女人再婚是为了赌气，男人再婚是为了碰运气。
14. Women remarry to vent their anger; men remarry to take a chance.

15.男人和女人结婚可能是为了事业；女人和男人离婚一定是为了爱情。
15. Men and women may get married for their careers; women divorce men definitely for love.

16.男人饮酒的理由是“最近特别累”；女人醉酒的原因是“最近比较烦”。
16. Men drink because “I’ve been particularly tired lately”; women get drunk because “I’ve been quite annoyed lately.”

17.女人闯红灯，通常是和男朋友赌气；男人闯红灯，通常是为了和朋友比勇气。
17. Women run red lights, usually due to a quarrel with their boyfriends; men run red lights, usually to compete with friends in courage.

18.男人恋爱时最常说的话是“我爱你，真的。”女人结婚后最常问的话是“你还爱我吗？说真话！”
18. The most common thing a man says when in love is “I love you, truly.” The most common question a woman asks after marriage is “Do you still love me? Tell the truth!”

19.男人喜欢和漂亮的女人交朋友；女人喜欢找听话的男人做老公。
19. Men like to make friends with beautiful women; women like to find obedient men as husbands.

20.男人追求女人，是迅猛出击，但结果往往雨过天晴；女人追求男人，则缓慢渗透，却可以滴水穿石。
20. Men pursue women with a swift attack, but the result often fades away like a passing storm; women pursue men slowly, yet their persistence can wear through stone.

21.男人把钱花在嘴上，女人把钱花在脸上。
21. Men spend money on their mouths, while women spend money on their faces.

22.男人把女朋友托付给自己的哥们照顾，最后女朋友成了哥们的老婆，哥们照当；女人把男朋友托付给姐们照顾，结果姐们成了男朋友的老婆，姐们也当不成了。
22. Men entrust their girlfriends to their buddies for care, only to find that their girlfriends become their buddies’ wives, and the buddies remain; women entrust their boyfriends to their girlfriends for care, only to find that their girlfriends become their boyfriends’ wives, and the girlfriends are no longer.

23.男人违章停车被罚款会和交警吵一架，女人在一边劝；女人违章停车被罚款会和身边的男人吵一架，交警在一边劝。
23. Men argue with traffic police when fined for illegal parking, while women try to persuade them; women argue with the men beside them when fined for illegal parking, while traffic police try to persuade them.

24.男人就像蓝牙，你在身边，他就处于连接状态。但你一走开，他就搜寻其他外围设备了！女人像wifi，她们可以看到所有可连接的设备，但会选择最好的一个！
24. Men are like Bluetooth; when you are around, they are connected. But as soon as you leave, they start searching for other peripheral devices! Women are like Wi-Fi; they can see all available devices to connect to, but they choose the best one!

25.男人永远都很粗鲁，大意，男人永远都不懂女人的小心思；而女人永远都在注重细节，感情细腻，女人也永远都不会懂男人的无所谓。
25. Men are always rude and inattentive, never understanding women’s subtle thoughts; while women are always focused on details and emotional nuances, never understanding men’s indifference.

26.女人就像是雪梨，外甜内酸。男人通常还没吃到心就仍了，永远也不知道女人的内心是酸的。男人就像洋葱，女人很努力的一层一层的去剥，每剥一层都会伤心的流泪。剥到最后，才发现原来男人是没心的。
26. Women are like pears, sweet on the outside but sour inside. Men usually throw them away before getting to the core, never knowing the sourness within women. Men are like onions; women try hard to peel off layer by layer, crying each time. In the end, they find out that men have no heart.

27.男人是期货，是现货，是俏货，是跳楼货；女人是橄榄球，追着抢，是篮球，追着跑，是乒乓球，打来打去，是高尔夫球，打的越远越好。
27. Men are futures, spot goods, hot items, or fire sale goods; women are like rugby, chased and grabbed, like basketball, chased and run after, like table tennis, hit back and forth, or like golf, hit farther the better.

28.女人坚持独身，人们会认为她有毛病；男人坚持独身，人们会认为他有事业心。
28. When a woman remains single, people think she has issues; when a man remains single, people think he is career-oriented.

29.男人热恋时聪明至极；女人热恋时却愚蠢无比。
29. Men are extremely clever during their love affairs; women, on the other hand, are incredibly foolish.

30.男人有情人会有一种成就感，女人有情人会有一种负罪感。
30. Men feel a sense of achievement when having a lover, while women feel guilty.

31.男人恋爱后变得可怜巴巴；女人恋爱后变得神经兮兮。
31. Men become pitiful after falling in love; women become neurotic.

32.女人恋爱期间渴望对方裸露心灵；男人恋爱期间渴望对方裸露身体。
32. During love, women long for their partner to reveal their soul; men long for their partner to reveal their body.

33.男人有钱就变坏，女人变坏就有钱。
33. Men become bad when they have money; women become bad to get money.

34.男人这本书的内容要比封面吸引人，女人这本书的封面通常是比内容更吸引人。
34. The content of a man’s book is more attractive than the cover, while a woman’s book cover is usually more attractive than the content.

35.男人的眼睛靠辐射；而女人的心靠传导。
35. Men’s eyes rely on radiation; women’s hearts rely on conduction.

36.女人温柔时充满幻想；男人温柔时充满渴望。
36. When gentle, women are full of fantasies; when gentle, men are full of desires.

37.男人恋爱时对对方无所企求；女人恋爱时对对方无所不求。
37. Men have no expectations in love; women have endless demands.

38.离婚时不要财产的男人，一定不是好男人；离婚时不要财产的女人，一定是好女人。
38. A man who doesn’t ask for property during a divorce is definitely not a good man; a woman who doesn’t ask for property during a divorce is definitely a good woman.

39.女人看重的是男人的明天，男人看重的是女人的今天。
39. Women value a man’s future, while men value a woman’s present.

40.在家里最不怕老婆的男人也不敢顶撞岳母；在家里最怕老公的女人也敢顶撞婆婆。
40. The most fearless husband at home dares not contradict his mother-in-law; the most timid wife at home dares to contradict her mother-in-law.

41.男人和老婆的关系再差，他和岳母的关系也是好的；女人和老公的关系再好，她和婆婆的关系也是差的。
41. No matter how bad a man’s relationship with his wife is, his relationship with his mother-in-law is still good; no matter how good a woman’s relationship with her husband is, her relationship with her mother-in-law is still poor.

42.女人上街时总忘不了照照镜子，男人上街时总爱查看钱包里的票子。
42. When women go out, they never forget to look in the mirror; when men go out, they always check the money in their wallets.

43.再聪明的女人在自己的相貌上也是糊涂的，再愚蠢的男人在女人的相貌上也是清醒的。
43. Even the smartest woman is confused about her own appearance, while even the most foolish man is clear about a woman’s appearance.

44.男人痛苦的时候无话可说，女人愤怒的时候啥话都说。
44. When men are in pain, they have nothing to say; when women are angry, they say anything.

45.让男人累心的女人必定美貌，让女人累心的男人一定多金。
45. Women who make men worried must be beautiful; men who make women worried must be wealthy.

46.男人吻女人是回收贷款；女人吻男人是放出投资。
46. Men kissing women is like reclaiming a loan; women kissing men is like making an investment.

47.男人撒谎是种习惯，女人撒谎是种需要。
47. Lying is a habit for men, while lying is a need for women.

48.女人就像鸡蛋，外面坚硬内心纯洁里面柔滑；男人就像芒果，外面很黄内心更黄。
48. Women are like eggs, with a hard outer shell, pure heart, and soft inside; men are like mangoes, yellow on the outside and even yellower inside.

49.男人因为软弱常常遭到女人们的白眼，女人凭借眼泪经常博得男人们的同情。
49. Men often suffer from women’s disdain due to their weakness, while women often gain men’s sympathy with their tears.

50.女人攒私房钱是为了将来花在老公身上，男人攒私房钱是为了将来花在其他女人身上。
50. Women save private money for future spending on their husbands, while men save private money for future spending on other women.

51.男人在街上东张西望被称作心怀不轨，女人在路上左瞅右瞧被叫做明眸善睐。
51. When men look around on the street, they are called suspicious; when women look around, they are called bright-eyed.

52.男人读到博士是因为智商低，女人读到博士是因为情商低。
52. Men pursue a Ph.D. because of low IQ; women pursue a Ph.D. because of low EQ.

53.男人恋爱时想着尽量表现自己，女人恋爱时想着尽情打扮自己。
53. When in love, men think about showing their best side, while women think about dressing up.

54.男人学英语是为了证明自己很行，女人学英语则证明自己已经不行。
54. Men learn English to prove themselves capable; women learn English to prove they are already inadequate.

55.女人用耐心化妆来掩饰自己的面容；男人用故作深沉来掩饰自己的内容。
55. Women use patience in makeup to cover their appearance; men use pretended depth to cover their content.

56.女人的青春标志一种价值；而男人的青春表示一种肤浅。
56. A woman’s youth signifies a value; a man’s youth signifies superficiality.

57.恋爱中女人学会了说梦话；恋爱中男人改掉了说脏话。
57. In love, women learn to talk in their dreams; in love, men get rid of swearing.

58.男人什么诺都敢许；女人什么东西都敢要。
58. Men dare to make any promise; women dare to ask for anything.

59.女人总是希望她是他的最后一个女人；男人总是希望他是她的第一个男人。
59. Women always hope to be a man’s last woman; men always hope to be a woman’s first man.

60.男人恋爱意味着丰富并走向成熟；女人恋爱时意味着单纯并滑向深渊。
60. For men, falling in love means enrichment and maturity; for women, falling in love means simplicity and sliding into the abyss.

61.男人考验女人的方法是远走高飞；女人考验男人的方式是约会迟到。
61. Men test women by running away; women test men by being late for dates.

62.女人单位发了一千块钱，她会告诉男人发了一千块钱，告诉自己的朋友发了五百；男人单位发了一千块钱，他会告诉女人发了五百，告诉自己的朋友发了一千五。
62. When a woman gets a 1,000 yuan bonus at work, she tells men it’s 1,000 yuan, but tells her friends it’s 500; when a man gets a 1,000 yuan bonus, he tells women it’s 500, but tells his friends it’s 1,500.

63.男人看女人，恋爱时最漂亮，结婚后最普通，离婚时最难看，离婚后又变漂亮；女人看男人，恋爱时最诚恳，结婚后最无聊，离婚前最虚伪，离婚后又变诚恳。
63. Men see women as most beautiful when dating, most ordinary after marriage, ugliest during divorce, and beautiful again after divorce; women see men as most sincere when dating, most boring after marriage, most hypocritical before divorce, and sincere again after divorce.

64.男人就像桃子，男人外表很软，里面很硬，要慢吃慢咬；女人就像是鸡蛋，女人外壳很硬，里面很软，要轻拿轻放。
64. Men are like peaches, with a soft exterior and a hard interior, to be eaten slowly and carefully; women are like eggs, with a hard shell and a soft inside, to be handled gently.

65.男人的最好包装是成熟，女人的最好包装是温柔。
65. The best packaging for men is maturity; the best packaging for women is tenderness.

66.男人是女人的价格，女人是男人的商标。
66. Men are the price of women; women are the trademark of men.

67.女人被爱情控制，男人被女人控制。
67. Women are controlled by love; men are controlled by women.

68.失败的男人喜欢和别人比老婆，成功的女人喜欢和别人比老公。
68. Unsuccessful men like to compare their wives with others; successful women like to compare their husbands with others.

69.男人失恋会更大胆追求新的爱情，女人失恋对追求新的爱情更加胆怯。
69. Men become more daring in pursuing new love after a breakup, while women become more cautious.

70.聪明的男人视女人为猎物，愚笨的男人视女人为宠物。
70. Smart men see women as prey; foolish men see women as pets.

71.女人要离婚是抓住了男人的把柄，男人要离婚是摸清了女人的底细。
71. Women want a divorce when they catch a man’s weakness; men want a divorce when they know a woman’s secrets.

72.聪明的男人说一半留一半，聪明的女人睁一只眼闭一只眼。
72. Smart men speak half and keep half; smart women keep one eye open and one eye closed.

73.男人想到女人就有力量，女人想到男人就变美丽。
73. Men feel empowered thinking of women; women become more beautiful thinking of men.

74.女人单身是因为没有男人值得爱；男人单身是因为没有女人给予爱。
74. Women remain single because there are no men worth loving; men remain single because no women offer love.

75.女人最恨的男人是陈世美；男人最喜欢的女人是潘金莲。
75. The man women hate the most is Chen Shimei; the woman men like the most is Pan Jinlian.

76.男人的爱情是东张西望，女人的爱情是悄悄对比。
76. Men’s love is looking around; women’s love is comparing quietly.

77.男人如果爱上女人，经常找不到北；女人如果爱上男人，常常把男人弄得找不到北。
77. When men fall in love with women, they often lose their way; when women fall in love with men, they often make the men lose their way.

78.男人选择女人，目光瞄准脸蛋；女人选择男人，心思放在钱包。
78. When men choose women, they focus on their faces; when women choose men, they pay attention to their wallets.

79.男人的肩膀和怀抱，随时可以慷慨就义；女人的肩膀和怀抱却是爱情，只能留给她所爱的人。
79. Men’s shoulders and arms can be sacrificed at any time; women’s shoulders and arms are for love and can only be given to those they love.

80.女人永远徘徊在单身或是结婚之间。男人只是徘徊在美丽的女人与不再美丽的老婆之间。
80. Women always hover between being single or married; men only hover between beautiful women and their no-longer-beautiful wives.

81.女人维持自己身材的唯一办法就是不停的恋爱；男人维持自己身价的唯一办法就是不断的成功。
81. The only way for a woman to maintain her figure is to constantly fall in love; the only way for a man to maintain his value is through continuous success.

82.男人要是提出离婚，往往是他已经不喜欢她的妻子了；女人要是提出离婚，往往是她丈夫已经不喜欢她了。
82. When a man proposes divorce, it is often because he no longer loves his wife; when a woman proposes divorce, it is often because her husband no longer loves her.

83.男人渴望向女人倾诉苦衷，女人却愿意听男人炫耀成功。
83. Men long to confide in women, but women prefer to listen to men boast about their successes.

84.女人的错靠男人弥补，男人的错靠礼物弥补。
84. A woman’s mistake relies on a man to make up for it, while a man’s mistake relies on gifts to make up for it.

85.男人为结婚而恋爱；女人为爱情而结婚。
85. Men fall in love for the sake of marriage; women marry for the sake of love.

86.女人的幸福在于：他真的爱我；男人的幸福在于：她值得我爱。
86. A woman’s happiness lies in: he truly loves me; a man’s happiness lies in: she is worth my love.

87.男人订婚前，像孙子，百依百顺；订婚后，像儿子，学会顶嘴；结婚后，像老子，发号施令。女人订婚前，像燕子，爱怎么飞就怎么飞；订婚后，像鸽子，能飞却不敢飞远；结婚后，像鸭子，想飞已力不从心。
87. Before engagement, a man is like a grandson, obedient in every way; after engagement, he becomes like a son, learning to talk back; after marriage, he is like the head of the household, giving orders. Before engagement, a woman is like a swallow, flying as she pleases; after engagement, she becomes like a dove, able to fly but afraid to go far; after marriage, she is like a duck, unable to fly even if she wants to.

88.男人想恋爱需要好技术，女人想恋爱需要易容术。
88. Men need good skills to fall in love, while women need the art of disguise.

89.男人赚钱后想和老婆离婚，男人赚不到钱老婆想和他离婚。
89. When a man makes money, he wants to divorce his wife; when a man doesn’t make money, his wife wants to divorce him.

90.男人恋爱是因为轻率出击；女人恋爱是因为躲闪不及。
90. Men fall in love due to impulsive actions; women fall in love because they are unable to avoid it.

91.结婚前男人借钱也要让女人吃好，结婚后女人借钱也要让男人吃好。
91. Before marriage, a man borrows money to make sure the woman eats well; after marriage, a woman borrows money to make sure the man eats well.

92.成功的男人背后一定有个和伟大的女人；伟大的女人背后一定有位不成功的男人。
92. Behind a successful man, there must be a great woman; behind a great woman, there must be an unsuccessful man.

93.男人以世界为家，女人以家为世界。
93. Men regard the world as their home, while women see their home as their world.

94.男人要想俘获女人的心，一定不能穿得比她差。女人要想捕获女人的心，至少不能穿得比她好！
94. To win a woman’s heart, a man must not dress worse than her. To win another woman’s heart, a woman must not dress better than her.

95.不论天气好不好，都会上街的是女人；无论天气好不好，都不想逛街的是男人。
95. Women go out shopping regardless of the weather; men have no desire to go shopping no matter the weather.

96.结婚前男人借钱也要让女人吃好，结婚后女人借钱也要让男人吃好。
96. Before marriage, a man borrows money to make sure the woman eats well; after marriage, a woman borrows money to make sure the man eats well.

97.男人成熟了不一定是因为好女人，女人觉醒了一定是因为坏男人。
97. A man may mature not because of a good woman, but a woman awakens definitely because of a bad man.

98.男人恋爱希望把复杂的过程弄简单；女人恋爱喜欢将简单的事情弄复杂。
98. Men in love want to simplify the process; women in love enjoy complicating things.

99.女人习惯把赌注押在爱情上；男人习惯把赌注押在婚姻上。
99. Women are used to placing their bets on love; men are used to placing their bets on marriage.

100.女人对男人的期望比物价涨得还快，男人对女人的感情比股市变得还勤。
100. Women’s expectations of men rise faster than the price of goods, while men’s feelings for women change more frequently than the stock market.