1.天要赐我辉煌,我定比天猖狂。
1. If heaven grants me glory, I shall be even more rampant than heaven itself.

2.天若阻我,我便撕裂这天!地若拦我,我便踏碎这地!
2. If heaven dares to obstruct me, I will tear it apart! If the earth dares to stand in my way, I will shatter it!

3.你那么骄傲,为何不脱光炫耀。
3. You’re so proud, why not strip and show off?

4.我的耳朵不是垃圾桶,别什么话都往这里扔!
4. My ears are not trash cans; don’t throw everything in here!

5.我不怕输,就怕赢的窝囊。
5. I’m not afraid of losing, I’m afraid of winning in a miserable way.

6.人们日常所犯的最大的错误,是对外人太客气,而对最亲密的人太苛刻!
6. The biggest mistake people make in their daily lives is being too polite to strangers and too harsh on their closest ones!

7.如果无法忘记他,就不要忘记好了,真正的忘记是不需要努力的。
7. If you can’t forget him, just don’t forget; true forgetting doesn’t require effort.

8.人的骨子里总有一种说不清的特质叫做犯贱。
8. There’s an indescribable quality in human nature called being a masochist.

9.不求门当户对,只求感觉到位。不求应有竟有,只求该有都有!
9. I don’t seek a perfect match; I just want the right feelings. I don’t want everything one should have, just what’s necessary.

10.能被抢走的东西,都是垃圾!
10. Anything that can be taken away is trash!

11.一生不轻爱,一爱爱一生。
11. I won’t fall in love lightly, but once I do, it’ll be for a lifetime.

12.有些人如果不离开你,也许你永远不会长大。
12. If some people never leave you, you may never grow up.

13.如果觉得生活是一种刁难,一开始就输了。如果觉得刁难是一种雕刻,迟早都会赢的。
13. If you think life is a challenge, you’ve already lost. If you see challenges as a form of sculpting, you’ll eventually win.

14.属于我的,我怕我让给你,你都拿不稳。
14. What’s mine, I’m afraid even if I give it to you, you won’t be able to hold on to it.

15.有人感激过你的善良吗,貌似他们只会得寸进尺。
15. Has anyone ever appreciated your kindness? It seems they just keep pushing their luck.

16.我会好好的生活, 不为别的 ,就为这些年我亏欠自己的。
16. I will live a good life, not for anything else, but to make up for the years I’ve owed myself.

17.暗恋,有的时候以为到点了,其实他妈永远也到不了点。
17. Sometimes in a secret love, you think it’s the right time, but actually, it never comes.

18.酒,喝的半醉的好,喝的太多就醉了。爱,还是半真的好,爱的太深就心碎了。
18. Wine, it’s best to drink it half-intoxicated; too much and you’ll get drunk. Love, it’s better to be half in love; too deep and your heart will break.

19.学会坚强 ,其实一个人也可以活得漂亮,自己笑给自己看,自己哭给自己听。
19. Learn to be strong; you can live beautifully on your own, laughing and crying for yourself.

20.我们结婚时在手指上纹个戒指谁先离婚谁就剁手指。
20. When we get married, let’s tattoo a ring on our fingers; whoever divorces first will have their finger chopped off.

21.给时间一点时间,让过去过去,让开始开始。
21. Give time some time, let the past pass, and let the beginning begin.

22.背后说我的人。我想告诉你。我不是你娘。没那么多故事让你惦记。
22. To those who talk about me behind my back, I want to tell you: I’m not your mother, and I don’t have that many stories for you to remember.

23.女人再彪悍还得要躺在男人身下受精!
23. No matter how tough a woman is, she still has to lie beneath a man and be fertilized!

24.你有你的背景,我有我的故事。没有读懂我的故事,别给我多余的评价。别用昨日的眼光 ,看今日的我。
24. You have your background, I have my story. If you haven’t read my story, don’t give me unnecessary evaluations. Don’t judge me today by the standards of yesterday.

25.贱人永远都是贱人,就算经济危机了,你也贵不了!
25. A despicable person will always be despicable; even in an economic crisis, you won’t become more valuable!

26.你有你的背景.我有我的故事.不是很硬.但你别碰。
26. You have your background, I have my story. It’s not that impressive, but don’t touch it.

27.是鬼别装人,是人别装神,是B别装紧,是货别装纯。
27. If you’re a ghost, don’t pretend to be human; if you’re a person, don’t pretend to be a god; if you’re loose, don’t pretend to be tight; if you’re a product, don’t pretend to be pure.

28.女人装比那叫资本 ,男人装比那叫变态。
28. When a woman shows off, it’s called capital; when a man shows off, it’s called perversion.

29.女人选一种姿态让自己活的无可取代。
29. Women should choose a posture that makes them irreplaceable.

30.失败不是告诉你你没出息,而是在提醒你你真的该努力了。
30. Failure is not telling you that you’re worthless; it’s reminding you that you really need to work harder.

31.女人,要么留她清白,要么许她未来!
31. Women, either leave them innocent or promise them a future!

32.不要什么话都跟别人讲,你说的是心里话,他们听着是笑话。
32. Don’t tell everyone everything; what you say as your inner thoughts, they may hear as a joke.

33.请别把我当傻瓜,有些事不是我不知道,只是我看在眼里,埋在心里。
33. Please don’t treat me as a fool; there are some things I know but just keep them in my eyes and bury them in my heart.

34.我要做个思想上的女流氓,生活上的好菇凉。
34. I want to be a female hooligan in thought and a good girl in life.

35.强势的姑娘只是想找到比她更强势的男人,保护她。
35. Strong women just want to find a man who is even stronger to protect them.

36.单身不是自私的选择,而是比和错的人在一起更明智的选择。
36. Being single is not a selfish choice; it’s a wiser choice than being with the wrong person.

37.流血一周不死的生物也只有女人。
37. The only creature that doesn’t die after bleeding for a week is a woman.

38.你有你的背景,我有我的故事。没有读懂我的故事,别给我多余的评价。别用昨日的眼光 ,看今日的我。
38. You have your background, I have my story. If you haven’t read my story, don’t give me unnecessary evaluations. Don’t judge me today by the standards of yesterday.

39.既然心知肚明,何必句句煽情。
39. Since we both know the truth, why be so sentimental in every sentence?

40.我有能力给你幸福,也有实力让你滚蛋。
40. I have the ability to give you happiness, and the strength to make you leave.

41.男人被甩,金钱问题;女人被甩,面貌问题,我被甩,你的脑袋有问题。
41. Men are dumped for financial issues; women are dumped for appearance issues; I’m dumped because there’s a problem with your head.

42.生活不是劲舞团 ,没有宠爱一生的版本。
42. Life is not a dance team, there is no version of a lifetime pampered.

43.当有人在装酷时,姐都会低下头。不是姐修养好,姐只是在找砖头。
43. When someone is acting cool, I always lower my head. It’s not because I have good manners, I’m just looking for a brick.

44.哥发的不是寂寞,是春;姐叫的不是孤独,是床。
44. What I’m showing off is not loneliness, but spring; what my sister screams is not solitude, but bed.

45.金钱造就了女人、而你造就了我。
45. Money created women, and you created me.

46.你又不是人民币,怎么能让人人喜欢你?
46. You’re not the Chinese yuan, how can everyone like you?

47.花有百样红,人与狗不同。
47. Flowers come in a hundred shades of red, but people are different from dogs.

48.小三其实 没有错, 错在经不起 诱惑。
48. The mistress is not actually at fault; the fault lies in the inability to resist temptation.

49.穷耐克,富阿迪,流氓一身阿玛尼。
49. Poor people wear Nike, rich people wear Adidas, and gangsters wear Armani.

50.水至清则无鱼,人至贱则无敌。
50. If the water is too clear, there will be no fish; if a person is too shameless, they will be invincible.

51.半夜雨,半夜云,半夜喊叫更吓人。
51. Midnight rain, midnight clouds, midnight screams are even more terrifying.

52.开奥迪,穿迪奥,没事就吃奥利奥。
52. Drive an Audi, wear Dior, and eat Oreos when you’re bored.

53.最低奋斗目标:农妇山泉 有点田。
53. The lowest struggle goal: a farmer’s wife, mountain spring, and a little farmland.

54.狗就是狗,可人有的时候不是人。
54. A dog will always be a dog, but sometimes people are not human.

55.我说过做人要低调。可你非要给我掌声和尖叫。
55. I said that being a person should be low-key. But you insist on giving me applause and screams.

56.广告就是告诉别人,钱还可以这么花。
56. Advertising is telling others that money can be spent this way.

57.对一个人最好的报复,就是把他当成路人甲。
57. The best revenge for someone is to treat them as a passerby.

58.别用你的狗眼看不起我,我有你想象不到的强大。
58. Don’t look down on me with your dog eyes, I am stronger than you can imagine.

59.看见他们的结婚照,我真想把它PS成黑白的挂墙上。
59. Seeing their wedding photos, I really want to Photoshop them into black and white and hang them on the wall.

60.别跟姐说白头偕老,姐要永远黑发飘飘。
60. Don’t talk to me about growing old together, I want to keep my black hair flowing forever.

61.用扯淡的态度,面对操蛋的人生。
61. Face the messed-up life with a nonsensical attitude.

62.一个新世纪de女人,要做到抢钱,抢粮,抢男人。
62. A woman in the new century should be good at seizing money, seizing food, and seizing men.

63.你要是鲜花,以后牛都不敢拉屎了。
63. If you are a flower, cows will be afraid to poop in the future.

64.捂好自己的裤裆,尊重别人的裤裆。
64. Protect your own crotch and respect others’ crotches.

65.女人擅长的只是化妆,而男人擅长的却是伪装。
65. Women are good at makeup, while men are good at disguising.

66.机会就像处女一样,难得,并且只有一次。
66. Opportunities are like virginity, rare and only once.

67.一直被模仿,从未被超越。
67. Always being imitated, never being surpassed.

68.距离产生的不是美,而是第三者。
68. Distance doesn’t create beauty, but rather a third party.

69.小三的威力、一般人貌似抵挡不住。
69. The power of a mistress, it seems, is hard for ordinary people to resist.

70.每个女人总会为某一个男人而下贱。
70. Every woman will be cheap for a certain man.

71.人不可貌相,小三不可斗量。
71. One should not judge by appearances, and a mistress should not be underestimated.

72.都说姐漂亮,其实都是妆出来的。
72. They all say I’m beautiful, but it’s actually made up.

73.货有过期日,人有看腻时。你在我心里,能牛逼几时。
73. Goods have an expiration date, and people have a time to get tired of things. How long can you be awesome in my heart?

74.人比人得死,货比货得扔。
74. Comparing people to people leads to death, and comparing goods to goods leads to throwing them away.

75.人家有的是背景,而我有的是背影。
75. Others have backgrounds, while I have a silhouette.

76.距离产生的不是美是小三。
76. Distance doesn’t create beauty, but rather a mistress.

77.人生没有彩排的机会,每时每刻都是在现场直播。
77. Life doesn’t have a rehearsal opportunity; every moment is a live broadcast.

78.低调闷骚的高调,高调被打的征兆。
78. Low-key and restrained high-profile behavior, a sign of being beaten up.

79.现实社会低调人,低调小伙最迷人。
79. In today’s society, low-key guys are the most charming.

80.女人是招商银行,男人则是建设银行。
80. Women are like the Merchants Bank, while men are like the Construction Bank.

81.我只是习惯了你,并非缺你不可。
81. I’m just used to you, not necessarily indispensable.

82.我可以学着对你宽容,但绝不允许你放纵。
82. I can learn to be tolerant towards you, but I will never allow you to indulge.

83.在高冷和逗比两种模式随意切换的人才是高手。
83. The person who can switch between aloof and funny modes effortlessly is the real master.

84.百毒不侵那是神,不懂感情那是鬼,带着面具那是人。
84. Being immune to all poisons is a god, not understanding emotions is a ghost, wearing a mask is a human.

85.孤独之路我一人走,只恨世间有太多狗。
85. I walk the lonely path alone, only hating that there are too many dogs in the world.

86.拥有过的,失去了的,回头想想, 一个简单的微笑便可以释怀了,因为我知道,都再也回不去了!
86. What I once had, what I’ve lost, looking back, a simple smile can let go, because I know, it’s all gone forever!

87.用一根火柴烧一座蜃楼,借这场大雨让自己逃走。
87. Use a match to burn a mirage, and borrow the heavy rain to escape.

88.神马开始变驴腿,浮云开始变雨水。
88. The once mighty starts to become a donkey’s leg, the floating clouds turn into raindrops.

89.他们说天使会爱上恶魔是因为相惜相恋成爱。
89. They say angels fall in love with demons because they cherish and love each other.

90.人生自古都会死只是死的有先后。
90. Since ancient times, everyone will die, just with a difference in timing.

91.下次再有男生讪笑你腿粗。你就回他:就你腿细,你三条腿都细。
91. Next time a guy mocks your thick legs, just reply: “Just because your legs are thin, doesn’t mean your three legs are all thin.”

92.血肉横飞只是开始而已,魂飞魄散才是真正的好戏。
92. Blood and flesh flying is just the beginning; the true spectacle is when the soul disperses.

93.如果我不能死在她的心里,那么就让她死在我的手里。
93. If I can’t die in her heart, then let her die in my hands.

94.你可以重重把我打倒但别指望我求饶。
94. You can knock me down, but don’t expect me to beg for mercy.

95.上帝给你一双作弊的眼睛,你却用来翻白眼,浪费资源。
95. God gave you a pair of cheating eyes, yet you use them to roll your eyes, wasting resources.

96.偶宁可要骑着猪的王子、也不要骑着白马的王子猪。
96. I’d rather have a prince riding a pig than a prince riding a white horse who’s actually a pig.

97.毕竟我人已经这么丑了 成绩你可不可以漂亮点。
97. After all, I’m already so ugly, can’t my grades be more beautiful?

98.我庆幸人潮汹涌哪怕我遇见了好多狗。
98. I’m grateful for the crowd, even though I’ve met many dogs.

99.我终于赚了两个亿,一个失,一个回忆。
99. I’ve finally earned two hundred million, one is loss, the other is memories.

100.宁可独自狂欢,也不要在狂欢中孤单。
100. Better to revel alone than to be lonely in a crowd.