1.孩子在街上走，穿着打扮看出娘的手艺，说话办事显出爹的教养。——郭德纲
1. A child walks on the street, their attire reflecting their mother’s skill, and their speech and actions revealing their father’s upbringing. —— Guo Degang
2.太多时候，我们不是因为失败而生气，而是因为我们没有为失败找到一个好理由。——郭德纲
2. Too often, we are not angry because of failure, but because we haven’t found a good excuse for it. —— Guo Degang
3.人生在世，谁都会吃屎，但是别嚼。跟狗抢路，让狗先过，不丢人。——郭德纲
3. In life, everyone will experience hardships, but don’t dwell on them. Let the dog pass first, it’s not humiliating. —— Guo Degang
4.山阻石拦，大江必定东流去； 雪辱霜欺，梅花依旧向阳开。——郭德纲
4. Mountains and stones may block the way, but the river still flows eastward; snow and frost may insult, but the plum blossoms still face the sun. —— Guo Degang
5.一个人三十岁之前不狂，没有出息；三十岁之后还狂，肯定没有出息。——郭德纲
5. If a person isn’t ambitious before the age of thirty, they have no prospects; if they are still ambitious after thirty, they definitely have no prospects. —— Guo Degang
6.只谈乾坤风月，莫论人间是非。——郭德纲
6. Only talk about the universe and the moon, not about the是非 (right and wrong) of the human world. —— Guo Degang
7.奈何桥上奈何愁，奈何桥下浣溪流，奈何人人奈何泪，奈何奈何洗春秋。——郭德纲
7. On the Naihe Bridge, there is endless sorrow; beneath it flows the Huanxi Brook. Everyone sheds tears of helplessness, washing away the years. —— Guo Degang
8.高雅不是装出来的，孙子才是装出来的。——郭德纲
8. Elegance is not put on; only fools pretend to be. —— Guo Degang
9.有些人涂着再高端的香水我都能闻出人渣的味。——郭德纲
9. Some people wear high-end perfume, but I can still smell the scent of scum. —— Guo Degang
10.静坐思过观花谢，三省吾身饮清泉。留得五湖明月在，不愁偷笑钓鱼船。——郭德纲
10. Meditate quietly, watching flowers wither; reflect on oneself with clear spring water. With the bright moon over the five lakes, there’s no need to worry about the mocking fishing boat. —— Guo Degang
11.我把棉裤一脱，春姑娘就来了。——郭德纲
11. When I took off my cotton pants, the spring girl arrived. —— Guo Degang
12.大海波涛浅，小人方寸深。从来名利地，易起是非心。——郭德纲
12. The waves of the sea may be shallow, but the hearts of petty people are deep. In the realm of fame and fortune, disputes easily arise. —— Guo Degang
13.西游记里面，唐僧唐长老带着一个仆人，叫沙和尚，还有俩宠物，一个猴一个猪，旅游的故事。——郭德纲
13. In Journey to the West, Tang Sanzang, also known as Tang the Elder, travels with a servant called Sha Monk, and two pets, a monkey and a pig. —— Guo Degang
14.耳目宽而天地窄，是非少则日月长。五夜鸡鸣，唤起窗前明月。一觉睡醒，看破梦里当年。——郭德纲
14. With broad ears and eyes, the world seems narrow; with fewer是非 (disputes), days and months feel longer. A rooster crows at dawn, awakening the bright moon before the window. Upon waking, one sees through the dreams of the past. —— Guo Degang
15.能人背后有能人，能人背后有人弄。——郭德纲
15. Behind an able person, there is another able person; behind them, someone is scheming. —— Guo Degang
16.大难不死，必有下回。——郭德纲
16. Those who survive great difficulties will surely have more to come. —— Guo Degang
17.一路走来，各种坎坷，各种不顺和阻碍，终于我也看到了花团锦簇，也看到了灯彩佳话。那一夜，我也曾梦见百万雄兵。——郭德纲
17. Along the way, I’ve faced various frustrations, setbacks, and obstacles, but finally, I’ve seen the beauty and joy of life. That night, I also dreamt of a million brave soldiers. —— Guo Degang
18.想出名，先出书；想出书，先出事。——郭德纲
18. To become famous, publish a book; to publish a book, first create some trouble. —— Guo Degang
19.为什么有时候他们很多人都恨我，就是因为我说对了。——郭德纲
19. Why do some people hate me? It’s because I speak the truth. —— Guo Degang
20.劝赌不劝嫖，劝嫖两不交。——郭德纲
20. Persuade others to quit gambling, not prostitution; persuading someone to visit a prostitute will lead to no friendship. —— Guo Degang
21.竹影扫阶尘不动。兽有长舌不能说，人有短舌不该说。——郭德纲
21. The bamboo shadow sweeps the steps, but the dust doesn’t move. Animals with long tongues cannot speak, while humans with short tongues should not speak. — Guo Degang
22.我希望能说一辈子的相声，等到八十多岁还能跟于谦老师站在小茶馆的舞台给大家说相声。那时候，估计我的头发都掉光了，于老师的头发也白了，一脑袋的白毛，还烫头，跟喜羊羊似的。——郭德纲
22. I hope to perform crosstalk for a lifetime, and when I’m in my eighties, I can still stand on the stage of a small teahouse with Teacher Yu Qian to entertain everyone. By then, my hair will probably be gone, and Teacher Yu’s hair will be white, with a head full of white hair, still perming it, like Pleasant Goat. — Guo Degang
23.有人说要抛弃传统相声，这就值左右开弓一千四百个大嘴巴！——郭德纲
23. Some people say they want to abandon traditional crosstalk, which deserves a good slap on both sides of their face, 1,400 times! — Guo Degang
24.修合无人见，存心有天知。——郭德纲
24. When no one is around to see, your true intentions are known only to the heavens. — Guo Degang
25.东风也有转南时，瓦片也有翻身日。——郭德纲
25. The east wind also turns south sometimes, and even a tile can have its day of turning over. — Guo Degang
26.泰坦尼克号沉了，对人类来说是一场巨大的灾难，但对船上餐厅里活着的海鲜来说就是生命的奇迹。——郭德纲
26. The sinking of the Titanic was a great disaster for mankind, but for the seafood alive in the ship’s restaurant, it was a miracle of life. — Guo Degang
27.真放肆不在饮酒放荡，假矜持偏要慷慨激昂。万事留一线，江湖好相见。——郭德纲
27. True audacity is not in drinking and debauchery, while false modesty insists on being passionate and fervent. Leave a thread for everything, and it will be easier to meet again in the world. — Guo Degang
28.什么叫草根？其实草根很便宜，人参、灵芝、冬虫夏草，都是这些不上档次的东西，我们比不了人家大棚里的香椿芽、韭黄。——郭德纲
28. What is a grassroots person? In fact, grassroots people are very cheap, like ginseng, Ganoderma lucidum, and Cordyceps sinensis, all these low-class things. We can’t compare to the high-class people who have Chinese toon shoots and chives in their greenhouses. — Guo Degang
29.品人情冷暖、世态炎凉，观荣辱纷争、死走逃亡，自浊自清自安然。台上笑传千万，台下苦闷凄惶。——郭德纲
29. To experience the warmth and coldness of human emotions, the ups and downs of the world, to witness the struggles for honor and disgrace, and the fleeing from death, one should remain clear and composed. Laughter spreads across the stage, while sorrow and despair linger behind the scenes. — Guo Degang
30.装三分痴呆防死，留七分正经谋生。——郭德纲
30. Pretend to be a little foolish to avoid danger, and keep a serious attitude to make a living. — Guo Degang
31.功名富贵，人间惊见白首；诗酒琴书，世外喜逢青眼。巿争利朝争名，伶逐势恶逐威。——郭德纲
31. Fame and wealth are fleeting in this world; poetry, wine, and music are the true joys in life. People compete for money and status, while performers chase trends and power. — Guo Degang
32.我争者人必争，极力争未必得。我让者人必让，极力让未必失。——郭德纲
32. What I fight for, others will fight for too, but striving hard may not guarantee success. What I give up, others will give up as well, but letting go may not necessarily lead to loss. — Guo Degang
33.魑魅魍魉乱吼纷飞，恨雾凄凄催人泪垂。人做鬼，狗做贼，至这般又怨谁？满座的高朋移在哪里饮酒，骨肉的相知又在何处作陪？红粉佳人变成了残荷败蕊，三千食客也忙着去把墙推。——郭德纲
33. Demons and goblins howl and fly about chaotically; the mist of hatred brings tears to people’s eyes. Humans become ghosts, dogs become thieves, and who can be blamed for this state? Where have the high-ranking friends gone to drink, and where are the close relatives to accompany each other? The beautiful ladies have become withered lotus flowers, and the three thousand diners are busy pushing the walls down. — Guo Degang
34.你欺负我，我退一步；你又欺负我，我再退一步；你还欺负我，我弄死你。——郭德纲
34. If you bully me, I’ll take a step back; if you bully me again, I’ll take another step back; if you still bully me, I’ll kill you. — Guo Degang
35.人在天涯，身不由己，风雨踏歌行。江湖子弟，拿得起来放得下。放不下，也得放。活一百岁的没几个人，开心就笑，不开心待会儿再笑。高高兴兴比什么都强，跟谁较劲都是跟自己较劲。一辈子，忍一忍也就过去了。——郭德纲
35. A person far away from home has no control over their life, walking through the wind and rain, singing as they go. The children of the martial world can pick up and let go. If you can’t let go, you must. Few people live to be a hundred years old; laugh when you’re happy, and wait to laugh when you’re not. Happiness is stronger than anything, and competing with others is just competing with yourself. A lifetime passes with a little patience. — Guo Degang
36.人心弯弯曲曲水，世路重重叠叠山。——郭德纲
36. The human heart is like a winding river, while the path of life is like layers of mountains. — Guo Degang
37.文能提笔安天下，武能上马定乾坤。上炕认识媳妇，下炕认识鞋。——郭德纲
37. With literary talent, one can bring peace to the world; with martial skill, one can stabilize the universe. Recognize your wife when getting into bed, and know your shoes when getting out of bed. — Guo Degang
38.风前看月，雾后观灯。霜前菊冲，雪后梅丰。醉中论剑，梦里歌声。——郭德纲
38. Watch the moon in front of the wind, observe the lanterns after the fog. Appreciate the chrysanthemums before frost, and enjoy the plum blossoms after snow. Discuss swordsmanship while drunk, and sing in your dreams. — Guo Degang
39.其实我挺厌恶那种不明白任何情况，就劝你一定要大度的人，离他远一点，雷劈他的时候会连累到你。——郭德纲
39. I really dislike those people who advise you to be generous without understanding the situation. Stay away from them, or you might get hit when lightning strikes them. — Guo Degang
40.心中有事天地小，心中无事一床宽；红尘闹市争热饭，何惧闲人语二三。要得富贵长生，天做主由不得我；要得钢骨正气，我做主由不得天。山阻石拦，大江必定东流去；雪辱霜欺，梅花依旧向阳开。——郭德纲
40. When the heart is troubled, the world seems small; when the heart is at ease, even a bed feels spacious. In the bustling world, people compete for
41.无君子之才，少大人之量，当面有贪人之意，背后有害人之心。倾三江之水，难洗君心之墨。——郭德纲
41. Without the talent of a gentleman, lacking the magnanimity of an adult, with a greedy heart in the face and a malicious intent behind one’s back. Even with the water of three rivers, it is difficult to wash away the ink in your heart. – Guo Degang
42.人生在世，无非是让别人笑笑，偶尔，也笑笑别人。——郭德纲
42. Life is nothing more than making others laugh, and occasionally, laughing at others. – Guo Degang
43.不明白任何情况就劝你一定要大度的人，这种人你要离他远一点，因为雷劈他的时候会连累到你。——郭德纲
43. If someone advises you to be magnanimous without understanding any situation, keep away from them, because when lightning strikes them, it may involve you as well. – Guo Degang
44.小人永远是小人，他不会因为你的客气而有所改变，世上的恶人都是被怂人给惯出来的，我所做的是伸张正义。——郭德纲
44. A petty person will always be petty; they won’t change just because of your politeness. The evil people in the world are nurtured by those who indulge them. What I do is to uphold justice. - Guo Degang
45.忍忍忍，难难难。身处池畔，自浊自清自安然。若不登高看，怎知海天蓝。人到用时仁义少，事无经过不知烦。静坐思过观花谢，三省吾身饮清泉。留得五湖明月在，不愁偷笑钓鱼船。——郭德纲
45. Endure, endure, endure; difficulty, difficulty, difficulty. Standing by the pond, one’s turbidity and clarity come from within, and one remains calm. Without climbing high to look, how can one know the blue of the sea and sky? When people are needed, there is little benevolence and righteousness; without experiencing something, one does not know the troubles. Sitting quietly, reflecting on the withering flowers and sipping clear spring water, one contemplates oneself. As long as the bright moon over the five lakes remains, there’s no need to worry about the mocking laughter of the fishing boat. - Guo Degang
46.人们做了好事总想让鬼神知道，做了坏事总以为鬼神不知道，太让鬼神为难了！——郭德纲
46. People always want the gods and ghosts to know when they do good deeds, but they think the gods and ghosts won’t know when they do bad things. It’s really hard for the gods and ghosts! — Guo Degang
47.一入江湖深似海，从此节操是路人。有人夸你，别信。有人骂你，别听。——郭德纲
47. Once you enter the martial world, it’s like being in the deep sea; from then on, your sense of morality becomes a stranger. If someone praises you, don’t believe it. If someone scolds you, don’t listen. — Guo Degang
48.有话好好说我都能接受，您跟作死似的骂街，我还以为放生那鳖有微博呢。等黑名单够数了，在不破坏生态平衡状态下，我带诸位上河边放生去。——郭德纲
48. If you have something to say, please say it nicely, and I will accept it. When you curse like you’re dying, I thought the turtle being released had a Weibo account. When the blacklist has enough people, without disrupting the ecological balance, I will take you all to the riverbank to release them. — Guo Degang
49.现如今，不仅是相声界，我们这个社会充斥的假的东西太多，抽假烟、喝假酒、看假球、听假唱、穿假名牌儿、戴一假头套，天底下就王八是真的，还叫甲鱼。——郭德纲
49. Nowadays, not only in the crosstalk industry, but also in our society, there are too many fake things: counterfeit cigarettes, fake alcohol, fake soccer games, lip-syncing performances, fake designer clothes, and fake wigs. The only real thing in the world is the turtle, and it’s called soft-shelled turtle. - Guo Degang
50.日后倘有马高镫短水尽山穷，无人解难之时言语一声，都不管，我管你。——郭德纲
50. If there comes a time when you’re in a difficult situation with no one to help, just say the word, and I’ll be there for you. - Guo Degang
51.我要了份鱼翅炒饭，用三双筷子愣没找着鱼翅，你能告诉我鱼翅在哪吗？厨师说，我叫鱼翅。——郭德纲
51. I ordered a shark fin fried rice, but I couldn’t find any shark fin with three pairs of chopsticks. Can you tell me where the shark fin is? The chef said, “My name is Shark Fin.” - Guo Degang
52.穷人在十字街头耍十把钢钩，钩不着亲人骨肉；富人在深山老林，抡木棒打不散无义的宾朋，大将军手中枪，翻江倒海挡不住饥寒穷三个字，英雄至此未必英雄。——郭德纲
52. The poor man in the crossroads, with ten steel hooks, cannot hook the flesh and blood of his relatives; the rich man in the deep mountains and forests, swinging a wooden stick, cannot disperse unrighteous friends. The great general’s spear, turning rivers and seas, cannot stop the three words of hunger, cold, and poverty. A hero may not necessarily be a hero here. - Guo Degang
53.狐朋狗友的交情才是发自肺腑的纯洁。——郭德纲
53. The friendship of狐朋狗友 (shady friends) is the purest and comes from the depths of the heart. - Guo Degang
54.之乎者也懒把红尘望，纵身无蟒顶无纱，无有那一路杏花马蹄忙，也敢比无冕状元郎。——郭德纲
54. Not caring about the worldly matters, with a lazy gaze on the secular world, even without a python on the head and no gauze, without the busy almond blossoms and horse hooves along the way, I dare to compare myself to an un-crowned scholar. - Guo Degang
55.“反三俗”大会上我很感慨，看着好多同行激昂慷慨的样子，我特别想劝他们一句话，不要以勤工俭学的身份给我讲黑社会的故事。人与人之间要想诋毁对方最好的办法是从道德方面进攻。——郭德纲
55. “At the ‘anti-vulgar’ conference, I felt quite emotional. Seeing so many of my peers passionately expressing themselves, I really wanted to say to them, ‘Don’t tell me stories about the underworld while pretending to be a diligent student.’ The best way to discredit someone is to attack them from a moral standpoint.” - Guo Degang
56.半夜灯前当年事，一时风雨到心头。——郭德纲
56. “In the midnight lamplight, memories of the past come to mind, and suddenly a storm brews in my heart.” - Guo Degang
57.如果你认为人人身上皆有善，那你还没有遇到所有人。——郭德纲
57. “If you think everyone has kindness within them, it means you haven’t met everyone yet.” - Guo Degang
58.完了，你也不理我了，我成狗不理了。——郭德纲
58. “It’s over, you’re not talking to me anymore, I’ve become the ‘dog that ignores people.’” - Guo Degang
59.人的野心会随着位置的变化而不断变化！——郭德纲
59. Human ambition constantly changes with one’s position! —— Guo Degang
60.平生四恨：一恨鲫鱼多刺，二恨海棠无香，三恨人情如纸，四恨小人猖獗。——郭德纲
60. Four grievances in life: first, the numerous bones in crucian carp; second, the fragrance-less begonias; third, the papery nature of human relationships; fourth, the rampant petty people. —— Guo Degang
61.人和猪的区别就在于：猪一直是猪， 而人有时候却不是人。——郭德纲
61. The difference between humans and pigs is that pigs are always pigs, while humans are sometimes not human. — Guo Degang
62.天涯犹在，不诉薄凉。——郭德纲
62. The ends of the earth are still there, and there is no need to complain about the coldness. — Guo Degang
63.不要以为有纹身的都是流氓，岳飞还有纹身呢。——郭德纲
63. Don’t think that everyone with tattoos is a hooligan; even Yue Fei had tattoos. — Guo Degang
64.走自己的路，想说谁说谁去吧！——郭德纲
64. Go your own way and let others talk. — Guo Degang
65.开心就笑，不开心就待会儿笑。——郭德纲
65. Laugh when you’re happy, and wait a while before laughing when you’re not. — Guo Degang
66.珠丸之珍，雀不祈弹。 金鼎之贵，鱼不求烹。 富贵长生，天作主由不得我。 钢骨正气，我作主由不得天。——郭德纲
66. The precious pearl, the sparrow does not pray to be shot. The valuable golden tripod, the fish does not seek to be cooked. Wealth and longevity are controlled by heaven, not by me. Strong will and righteous spirit, I am in control, not heaven. — Guo Degang
67.我不怕我自己没能耐，我怕我以为自己有能耐。——郭德纲
67. I’m not afraid that I’m incapable; I’m afraid that I think I’m capable. — Guo Degang
68.万里江山鸿爪遍，一天风月马蹄宽。——郭德纲
68. Thousands of miles of rivers and mountains, the horse’s hooves are wide. — Guo Degang
69.刘关张桃园三结义，护送唐僧西天取经，红楼梦里讲述了这个故事！——郭德纲
69. Liu, Guan, and Zhang made a sworn brotherhood in the Peach Garden, escorting Tang Sanzang to the West to obtain the scriptures, and the story is told in Dream of the Red Chamber! — Guo Degang
70.花经夜雨香犹在，月被云遮光怎迷。先生浩气垂千古，南北山头猎猎旗。三尺土埋师徒义，两段情缘死不渝。冷观霄小空嘁嘁，羞与他人共典仪。——郭德纲
70. The fragrance of flowers remains after the night rain, the moon’s light is obscured by clouds, how can it be dazzling? The great spirit of the teacher lasts for thousands of years, the north and south mountain peaks flutter with flags. Three feet of soil buries the loyalty of master and disciple, two sections of love are unyielding even in death. Coldly watching the trivial chatter, ashamed to share the ceremony with others. — Guo Degang
71.宁学桃园三结义，不学瓦岗一炉香。——郭德纲
71. I would rather learn from the sworn brotherhood of the Peach Garden than the incense of the Wagon Fort. — Guo Degang
72.万事留一线，江湖好相见。——郭德纲
72. Leave a thread for everything, and it will be easier to meet in the world. — Guo Degang
73.数载浮游客燕京，遥望桑梓衣未荣。苦海难寻慈悲岸，穷穴埋没大英雄。——郭德纲
73. For years, I have been a wandering guest in Yanjing, gazing at my hometown from afar, my clothes not yet glorious. The sea of suffering is hard to find a compassionate shore, and the poor cave buries a great hero. — Guo Degang
74.好比说厨师炒菜，你可以发明新的菜，但最起码你要知道什么叫炒勺，哪个叫漏勺，你拿个痰桶炒菜说是革新，那谁敢吃啊？——郭德纲
74. Just like a chef cooking, you can invent new dishes, but at least you should know what a frying pan is and what a colander is. If you use a spittoon to cook and call it innovation, who would dare to eat it? — Guo Degang
75.黄金非为贵，德重鬼神钦。钱财堪如粪，仁义价千金。尘埃方埋嗔，春雨润枯心。满城争议论，谁是最伤心？——郭德纲
75. Gold is not the most valuable, virtue is more impressive to gods and ghosts. Money is as good as manure, benevolence and righteousness are worth a thousand gold. Dust buries anger, spring rain moistens the withered heart. The whole city is full of debates, who is the most heartbroken? — Guo Degang
76.三分能耐六分运气一分贵人扶持，给你一个平台，换张三就是张三，换李四就是李四，李四没成那就是因为没让他上，他上了可能比张三还好，所以说一个人，机遇，太重要了！——郭德纲
76. Three points of ability, six points of luck, and one point of support from a noble person. Give someone a platform, and Zhang San will be Zhang San, Li Si will be Li Si. If Li Si didn’t succeed, it’s because he wasn’t given the chance. If he had the chance, he might be better than Zhang San. So for a person, opportunity is too important! — Guo Degang
77.一去残冬晓日红，三杯泪酒奠苍穹。鸡肠曲曲今何在？始信人间报应灵。——郭德纲
77. The残冬 (residual winter) has passed, the morning sun is red, three cups of tears and wine offer to the sky. Where is the twisted chicken intestine now? I now believe that retribution on earth is real. — Guo Degang
78.别人看天我看天，他天我天不一般。他人看天天下走，我看苍天大如圈。——郭德纲
78. When others look at the sky, I look at the sky, but our skies are different. Others walk under the sky every day, but I see the sky as big as a circle. — Guo Degang
79.人不要和人性作斗争。——郭德纲
79. Do not struggle against human nature. — Guo Degang
80.人莫心高，自有生辰造化 命由天定，何必巧用机关。——郭德纲
80. One should not be overly ambitious, for one’s fate is determined by one’s birth and heaven’s will. Why use cunning and schemes? — Guo Degang
81.肉分五花三层，人分三六九等。——郭德纲
81. There are various types of meat, and people are divided into different social classes. —— Guo Degang
82.脑仁象松籽儿，打开就一碗卤煮。——郭德纲
82. The brain is like a pine nut, once opened, it’s just a bowl of stewed food. —— Guo Degang
83.流氓会武术，谁也挡不住。——郭德纲
83. When a hooligan knows martial arts, no one can stop him. —— Guo Degang
84.一巴掌宽护心毛，胸前还纹着带鱼。——郭德纲
84. A palm-width of chest hair, and a tattoo of a ribbon fish on the chest. —— Guo Degang
85.手榴弹是贵，要是一块钱六个，我先扔你一百块钱的。——郭德纲
85. Hand grenades are expensive, but if they were six for a dollar, I’d throw a hundred dollars’ worth at you. —— Guo Degang
86.我是有车族。不过最近这车有个毛病，提速特慢，开始我还以为化油器脏了，后来一查，敢情掉了一脚蹬子！——郭德纲
86. I’m a car owner. Lately, my car has a problem; it’s slow to accelerate. At first, I thought the carburetor was dirty, but then I found out it was missing a pedal! —— Guo Degang
87.老僧斋罢禅房睡，不闻江湖草木声。——郭德纲
87. After the old monk finished his vegetarian meal and slept in the meditation room, he didn’t hear the sounds of the world. —— Guo Degang
88.胸有方心，身无媚骨。——郭德纲
88. Having a square heart and no flattering bones. —— Guo Degang
89.以前的朋友都成了富翁，这个称几个亿，那个称几十个亿，我只有五百万，像素。——郭德纲
89. My old friends have become millionaires, some worth hundreds of millions, others tens of millions, while I only have five million, in pixels. —— Guo Degang
90.大丈夫生六尺躯，何不另其千古。——郭德纲
90. A great man, six feet tall, should be remembered for eternity. —— Guo Degang
91.天下最不是人的就是人。——郭德纲
91. The most inhumane thing in the world is humans themselves. —— Guo Degang
92.花钱如尿裤子一般，痛快。——郭德纲
92. Spending money is as refreshing as wetting one’s pants. —— Guo Degang
93.你无耻的样子，颇有我年轻时候的神韵。——郭德纲
93. Your shameless appearance has the charm of my youth. —— Guo Degang
94.要不是打不过你，我早跟你翻脸了。——郭德纲
94. If I could beat you, I would have already turned my back on you. —— Guo Degang
95.好些天都没吃饭了，看谁都像烙饼。——郭德纲
95. I haven’t eaten for several days, and everyone looks like a pancake to me. —— Guo Degang
96.你不能进了肯德基说要一个佛跳墙，给我炒十个菜，蒸点儿大闸蟹，那儿不会有的。你指着肯德基出佛跳墙，那是你的问题。——郭德纲
96. You can’t go into KFC and order a Buddha Jumps Over the Wall; they don’t have it there. If you ask for Buddha Jumps Over the Wall at KFC, that’s your problem. —— Guo Degang
97.为恶畏人知，恶中犹有善路。为善急人知，善处即是恶根。——郭德纲
97. When doing evil, fear others knowing, there is still a path to goodness. When doing good, eager for others to know, the good act becomes the root of evil. —— Guo Degang
98.我可以不恨你，但绝不会原谅你！——郭德纲
98. I can not hate you, but I will never forgive you! —— Guo Degang
99.中国男人的三大典范，董永，许仙和宁采臣，一个娶了神仙，一个娶了妖怪，最后一个连鬼都不放过。——郭德纲
99. The three great Chinese men are Dong Yong, Xu Xian, and Ning Caichen. One married a fairy, one married a monster, and the last one didn’t even spare a ghost. —— Guo Degang
100.人生在世就是让人笑笑，偶尔也笑话笑话别人。——郭德纲
100. Life is about making people laugh and occasionally making fun of others. —— Guo Degang
悲伤逆流成河经典语录
1.被风不小心吹送过来的种子。掉在心房上。一直沉睡着。沉睡着。——郭敬明
1. Seeds accidentally blown over by the wind. Falling on the heart. Sleeping. Sleeping. - Guo Jingming
2.我也曾经是你手里的宝贝，我也曾经是你对每个人夸奖不停的掌上明珠，你也在睡前对我讲过那些故事，为什么现在我就变成了多余的，就像病毒一样，躲着我，不躲我你会死吗？我是瘟疫吗？——郭敬明
2. I was once the treasure in your hands, the pearl you praised to everyone, and you told me those stories before bedtime. Why have I become unnecessary now, like a virus, avoiding me, would you die if you didn’t avoid me? Am I a plague? - Guo Jingming
3.一些瓜子壳卡进茶几腿和地面间的缝隙里，怎么都扫不出来。——郭敬明
3. Some melon seeds got stuck in the gap between the legs of the coffee table and the ground, and no matter how much I sweep, I can’t get them out. - Guo Jingming
4.我们好像愈成长就愈怀念曾经的日子。愈长大就愈害怕长大。——郭敬明
4. It seems that the more we grow, the more we miss the days of the past. The older we get, the more afraid we are of growing up. - Guo Jingming
5.很多年过去了。很多人不见了。很多事改变了。很多梦消失了。但我依然和最开始的时候一样。你们会看见吗？——郭敬明
5. Many years have passed. Many people have disappeared. Many things have changed. Many dreams have vanished. But I am still the same as when I started. Will you see it? - Guo Jingming
6.因为普通，所以日渐散发出美好而温暖的触感，嵌进生命的年轮，一圈一圈地粉刷着苍白的年华。——郭敬明
6. Because it is ordinary, it gradually exudes a beautiful and warm touch, embedded in the rings of life, painting the pale years layer by layer. - Guo Jingming
7.是这样的时光。镶嵌在这几丈最美好的年华锦缎上。——郭敬明
7. It is such a time. Inlaid on the most beautiful brocade of these few feet. - Guo Jingming
8.生活里到处都是这样悲伤的隐喻。如同曾经我和你在每一个清晨，一起走向那个光线来源的出口。——郭敬明
8. Life is full of such sad metaphors. Just like when I was with you in every morning, walking towards the exit of the light source together. - Guo Jingming
9.既然我们向往光明，那就要同时学会拥抱黑夜。——郭敬明
9. Since we yearn for the light, we must also learn to embrace the night. - Guo Jingming
10.黑暗中你沉重的呼吸是清晨弄堂里熟悉的雾。你温热的胸口。缓慢流动着悲伤与寂静的巨大河流。——郭敬明
10. In the darkness, your heavy breathing is the familiar fog in the morning alley. Your warm chest. Slowly flowing with a vast river of sadness and silence. - Guo Jingming
11.被时间承载于玻璃上的青春标本，在时间持续不停的风化里终于流徙成为宇宙里漂浮的尘埃，他们汇聚成漫长的光河。——郭敬明
11. The youth specimens carried on glass, in the continuous weathering of time, finally migrate to become the floating dust in the universe, gathering into a long river of light. - Guo Jingming
12.像是在电影院里不小心睡着，醒了之后发现情景少了一段，身边的人都看的津津有味，自己却再也找不回来。于是依然朦朦胧胧地追着看下去，慢慢发现少掉的一截，也几乎不会影响未来的情景。——郭敬明
12. It’s like accidentally falling asleep in the cinema, waking up to find a missing scene, and everyone around is enjoying it, but you can never find it again. So you continue to watch in a daze, slowly discovering that the missing part hardly affects the future scenes. - Guo Jingming
13.不同的人生活在不同的世界里，红色的，蓝色的，白色的，黄色的.为什么唯独你生活在黑色的世界里.——郭敬明
13. Different people live in different worlds, red, blue, white, yellow. Why do you live in a black world? - Guo Jingming
14.为什么，唯独你，活在灰色的世界里呢？——郭敬明
14. Why, only you, live in a gray world? - Guo Jingming
15.真想快点离开这里。 真想快点去更远的地方。 但是，是你一个人，还是和我一起？——郭敬明
15. I really want to leave here quickly. I really want to go to a farther place quickly. But is it just you, or with me? - Guo Jingming
16.有时候会觉得，所有的声响，都是一种很随机的感觉。——郭敬明
16. Sometimes it feels like all the sounds are a very random sensation. - Guo Jingming
17.其实夜晚是如何的漫长与寒冷。那些光线，那些日出，那些晨雾，一样都会准时而来。——郭敬明
17. In fact, the night is so long and cold. The light, the sunrise, the morning fog, will all come on time. - Guo Jingming
18.我们活在这样复杂的世界里，被其中如同圆周率一样从不重复的毫无规则的事情拉扯着朝世界尽头盲目的跋涉而去……——郭敬明
18. We live in such a complex world, pulled by things as unpredictable as pi towards the end of the world… - Guo Jingming
19.黑暗中慢慢流淌着悲伤的河流。淹没了所有没有来得及逃走的青春和时间。你们本来可以逃得很远的。但你们一直都停留在这里，任河水翻涌高涨，直到从头顶倾覆下来。连同声音和光线，都没有来得及逃脱这条悲伤的巨大长河。——郭敬明
19. In the darkness, the river of sadness slowly flows. Submerging all the youth and time that didn’t have time to escape. You could have run far away. But you have always stayed here, letting the river surge and rise until it pours from above. Even the sound and light didn’t have time to escape this huge river of sadness. - Guo Jingming
20.你没有听见吧？可我真的曾经呐喊过。——郭敬明
20. You didn’t hear it, right? But I really did shout. - Guo Jingming
21.记忆里你神色紧张地把耳朵贴向我的胸口听我的心跳声。 然后就再也没有离开过。——郭敬明
21. In my memory, you looked nervous as you pressed your ear against my chest to listen to my heartbeat. And then you never left. — Guo Jingming
22.任何的生物，都有一种趋利避害的本能，会自然选择让自己不受伤的环境，自然选择让自己舒服的环境，自然选择让自己活下去的环境。比如水里的草虫，会迅速地从盐水里游向淡水；比如羚羊，会在枯季里飞快地从戈壁往依然有灌木生长的草原迁徙；比如被针扎到，会迅速地在感受疼痛之前就飞快地把手抽回；比如我，逼自己不要想起你。因为每次想起你的时候，就觉得痛苦的不得了。所以每一个生命都是在顽强的保护自己吧。——郭敬明
22. All living beings have an instinct to seek benefits and avoid harm. They naturally choose environments that won’t hurt them, make them comfortable, and allow them to survive. For example, aquatic insects quickly swim from saltwater to freshwater; antelopes quickly migrate from the Gobi Desert to grasslands where shrubs still grow during the dry season; when pricked by a needle, one quickly pulls their hand back before feeling the pain; and as for me, I force myself not to think of you. Because every time I think of you, I feel unbearable pain. So every living being is trying to protect themselves. — Guo Jingming
23.遥远到像是从此时到彼时的路程里，每天与每天之间，都插进了一张磨砂玻璃，两百张磨砂玻璃背后的事情，看上去就像一整个冬天也无法散尽的大雾——郭敬明
23. Distant as if it were the journey from now to then, between each day and the next, a frosted glass is inserted, and behind 200 frosted glasses, events look like a thick fog that cannot be dispersed even in a whole winter. — Guo Jingming
24.我也曾经在离你很近很近的地方呐喊过。然后你在我的呐喊声里，朝着前面的方向，慢慢离我远去。也是因为没有介质吧。连接着我们的介质。可以把我的声音，传递进你身体的介质。——郭敬明
24. I once shouted near you. And in my shouting, you slowly moved away from me in the direction you were facing. Perhaps it was because there was no medium. The medium that connects us. The one that can transmit my voice into your body. — Guo Jingming
25.其实我们每一个人，在过去、现在和未来这三个时态里，一定都会愿意活在过去。现在的种种痛苦,和未来不知道会经历的什么样的痛苦，都触动着我们的本能。启动趋利避害的系统，让我们不愿意活在当下，也不愿意去期待未来。——郭敬明
25. In fact, each of us, in the past, present, and future tenses, would definitely prefer to live in the past. The pain of the present and the unknown pain of the future both touch our instincts. Activating the system of seeking benefits and avoiding harm, making us unwilling to live in the present and unwilling to expect the future. — Guo Jingming
26.如果本身就没有学会游泳，那么紧紧抓着稻草有什么用呢。——郭敬明
26. If one has not learned how to swim, what’s the use of clutching at a straw? — Guo Jingming
28.身体像缺氧般浮在半空。落不下来。落不到地面上脚踏实地。所有的关节都被人栓上了银亮的丝线，像个木偶一样地被人拉扯着关节，僵尸般地开阖，在街上朝前行走。——郭敬明
28. The body floats in mid-air like it’s缺氧, unable to fall down. Unable to touch the ground and walk firmly. All joints are tied with shiny silver threads, like a puppet being pulled by someone, walking like a zombie on the street. — Guo Jingming
海贼王经典语录大全
One Piece Classic Quotes Collection
1.比如说有一块肉，英雄会把它分给别人，而海贼会拿它来开宴会。 我喜欢吃肉！ 我不是英雄，我只做我想做的事，保护我想要保护的人而已。——路飞《海贼王》
1. For example, if there is a piece of meat, a hero would share it with others, while a pirate would use it to hold a feast. I like to eat meat! I’m not a hero; I just do what I want, protect the people I want to protect. — Luffy, One Piece
2.只管把目标定在高峰，人家要笑就让他去笑！——马歇尔•D•蒂奇《海贼王》
2. Just set your goal high, and let others laugh if they want to! — Marshall D. Teach, One Piece
3.对不起，我对活一千年没有兴趣，我只要今天能活着就好。——波特卡斯•D•艾斯《海贼王》
3. I’m not interested in living for a thousand years; I just want to be alive today. — Portgas D. Ace, One Piece
4.不要随随便便同情失败者，这会伤了他的自尊心。——山治《海贼王》
4. Don’t casually sympathize with losers; it hurts their pride. — Sanji, One Piece
5.所有人都知道，自由并不是放纵，那是火一般的梦想。——波特卡斯D艾斯《海贼王》
5. Everyone knows that freedom is not indulgence; it’s a fiery dream. — Portgas D. Ace, One Piece
6.我不是天生的王者，但我骨子里流动着不让我低头的血液。——蒙奇•D•路飞《海贼王》
6. I’m not a natural-born king, but my blood won’t let me bow down. — Monkey D. Luffy, One Piece
7.一个人的死，对于这个世界来说不过是多了一座坟墓，但对于相依为命的人来说，却是整个世界都被坟墓掩埋。——《海贼王》
7. One person’s death is just one more tombstone for the world, but for those who rely on each other, it’s as if the whole world is buried in graves. — One Piece
8.为什么遇到如此强大的敌人你也不愿逃跑？—— 那是因为身后，有至爱之人。——波特卡斯•D•艾斯《海贼王》
8. Why don’t you run away when facing such a powerful enemy? — It’s because there are loved ones behind us. — Portgas D. Ace, One Piece
9.我不管这个世上的人怎么说我，我只想依照我的信念做事，绝不后悔，不管现在将来都一样！——索隆《海贼王》
9. No matter what people in this world say about me, I just want to act according to my beliefs, never regretting, no matter now or in the future! - Zoro, “One Piece”
10.人什么时候才会死？被子弹贯穿心脏的时候？不对！得了不治之症的时候？不对！喝下毒蘑菇汤的时候？不对！是被人遗忘的时候！——《海贼王》
10. When will a person die? When a bullet pierces their heart? No! When they get an incurable disease? No! When they drink a soup made of poisonous mushrooms? No! It’s when they are forgotten! - “One Piece”
11.这个世界并不是掌握在那些嘲笑者的手中，而恰恰掌握在能够经受得住嘲笑与批评仍不断往前走的人手中。——《海贼王》
11. The world is not in the hands of those who mock, but in the hands of those who can withstand ridicule and criticism and keep moving forward. - “One Piece”
12.人生中有些事你不竭尽所能去做，你永远不知道你自己有多出色 ——索隆
12. There are things in life that you will never know how great you can be unless you give it your all. - Zoro
13.不知所措，才是人生。——冥王•雷利《海贼王》
13. Being at a loss is what life is all about. - Pirate King Rayleigh, “One Piece”
14.除非我不想赢，否则没有人能让我输！——《海贼王》
14. Unless I don’t want to win, no one can make me lose! - “One Piece”
15.遇到迷茫时，任何人都会变得软弱。 一旦坚信自己可以帮到别人，他们就会变得很强大。——娜美《海贼王》
15. When faced with confusion, anyone can become weak. Once they firmly believe they can help others, they become strong. - Nami, “One Piece”
16.灾难总是接踵而至，这正是世间的常理。你以为只要解释一下，就有谁会来救你吗？要是死了，就只能说明我不过是如此程度的男人。——罗罗诺亚•索隆《海贼王》
16. Disasters always come one after another; this is the way of the world. Do you think someone will come to save you just by explaining? If I die, it just means I am only a man of this level. - Roronoa Zoro, “One Piece”
17.在这片海洋中，若无法向上攀游，就只有往下沉沦，是要前进或是溺死，就得看自己的选择。 既然这么不甘心，就变的更强！——斯摩格《海贼王》
17. In this ocean, if you cannot swim upwards, you can only sink. Whether to advance or drown depends on your choice. Since you are so unwilling, become stronger! - Smoker, “One Piece”
18.弱者，连死的方式都无从选择。——堂吉诃德•多弗朗明哥《海贼王》
18. The weak cannot even choose the way they die. - Donquixote Doflamingo, “One Piece”
19.永远也不要忘记能够笑的坚强，就算受伤，我们也从不彷徨。——《海贼王》
19. Never forget the strength that allows you to laugh, even when hurt, we never hesitate. - “One Piece”
20.人生充满了起起落落。关键在于，在顶端时好好享受；在低谷时不失勇气。——《海贼王》
20. Life is full of ups and downs. The key is to enjoy the top and not lose courage when at the bottom. - “One Piece”
21.能原谅女人谎言的才是真正的男人。——山治《海贼王》
21. A true man can forgive a woman’s lies. - Sanji, “One Piece”
22.如果你坚持了自己的梦想，全世界都会为你让路。——《海贼王》
22. If you persist in pursuing your dreams, the whole world will make way for you. - “One Piece”
23.所谓理想，只是同时拥有实力的人才能说的“现实”。所谓弱就是一种罪。——沙克洛克达尔《海贼王》
23. Ideals are only the “reality” that those who possess strength can speak of. Weakness is a sin. - Crocodile, “One Piece”
24.将过去和羁绊全部丢弃,不要吝惜那为了梦想流下的泪水。——蒙奇•D•路飞《海贼王》
24. Discard the past and connections, do not be stingy with the tears shed for dreams. - Monkey D. Luffy, “One Piece”
25.历史虽然会一再重演，但人类却无法回到过去。——妮可•罗宾《海贼王》
25. Although history may repeat itself, humans cannot go back to the past. - Nico Robin, “One Piece”
26.只要把垃圾都藏在黑暗之中，世界看起来自然就歌舞升平了。——尾田荣一郎《海贼王》
26. As long as all the garbage is hidden in the darkness, the world naturally appears to be peaceful and joyful. - Eiichiro Oda, “One Piece”
27.我不是英雄，我只做我想做的事，保护我想要保护的人而已。——路飞《海贼王》
27. I am not a hero; I just do what I want to do and protect the people I want to protect. - Luffy, “One Piece”
28.永远也不要忘记能够笑的坚强。——尾田荣一郎《海贼王》
28. Never forget the strength that allows you to laugh. - Eiichiro Oda, “One Piece”
29.既然已经决定做一件事，那么除了当初决定做这件事的我之外，没人可以叫我傻瓜。——索隆《海贼王》
29. Since I’ve already decided to do something, no one can call me a fool except the me who made that decision. - Zoro, “One Piece”
30.你没听过这句伟大的名言么？“肚子饿了就要吃！”——蒙其•D•路飞《海贼王》
30. Haven’t you heard of this great saying? “When you’re hungry, you eat!” - Monkey D. Luffy, “One Piece”
31.我做不到的由你来，你做不到的由我来。——山治《海贼王》
31. What I can’t do, you do; what you can’t do, I do. - Sanji, “One Piece”
32.胜利和败北都要品尝、经历过四处逃窜的辛酸、痛苦和悲伤的回忆、这样才能独当一面、就算痛哭流涕也没关系！——红发《海贼王》
32. To win and lose, to taste and experience the bitterness of fleeing everywhere, the painful and sad memories, only then can one stand on their own, even if it means crying one’s heart out! - Shanks, “One Piece”
33.如果一直想着麻烦的事，只会更麻烦。——罗罗诺亚•索隆《海贼王》
33. If you keep thinking about troublesome things, it will only become more troublesome. - Roronoa Zoro, “One Piece”
34.按照自己的喜好去做,得不到别人的赞赏也没关系。——贝尔梅丽《海贼王》
34. Do as you like, and it doesn’t matter if you don’t get others’ praise. - Bellmerry, “One Piece”
35.人的梦想，是不会终结的！——马歇尔•D•蒂奇《海贼王》
35. A person’s dream will never end! - Marshall D. Teach, “One Piece”
36.可是 ，团队精神到底是什么啊？ 互相帮助互相袒护就算是吗 ？也有人这么认为吧 ！我是认为那根本只是唬人 ！应该是每个人抱着必死的决心做自己的事！ ”我做好自己的部分了，接下来轮到你了，做不好的话我就揍扁你！“要有这种决心才算是起码的团队精神吧！ 所以从这点考虑的话 ，就算伙伴都是特立独行的人也没什么大不了的 ！我是这么想的。——索隆《海贼王》
36. But, what is teamwork really? Is it about helping and protecting each other? Some people might think so! I think that’s just a bluff! It should be about everyone doing their own thing with a determination to die! “I’ve done my part, now it’s your turn. If you can’t do it well, I’ll beat you up!” Having this determination is the minimum requirement for teamwork, right? So considering this, even if the partners are all independent individuals, it’s not a big deal! That’s what I think. - Zoro, “One Piece”
37.谁也没有办法把过去发生的事情一笔勾销，要记住教训，勇敢的活下去。——《海贼王》
37. No one can erase the past, so remember the lessons and live bravely. - “One Piece”
38.让我存活于这世上的力量既不是内脏也不是肌肉，没错，是灵魂。——布鲁克《海贼王》
38. The power that allows me to exist in this world is neither internal organs nor muscles; that’s right, it’s the soul. - Brook, “One Piece”
39.受尽苦难而不厌，此乃修罗之道。——索隆《海贼王》
39. To endure suffering without getting tired is the path of the修罗 (Shura). - Zoro, “One Piece”
40.就算彼此错过也是一种缘分！——马歇尔•D•蒂奇《海贼王》
40. Even if we miss each other, it’s still a kind of fate! - Marshall D. Teach, “One Piece”
41.骂人可以不带脏字，干架也不见得非得动拳头！——马歇尔•D•蒂奇《海贼王》
41. You can insult someone without using foul language, and you don’t necessarily have to use fists to fight! - Marshall D. Teach, “One Piece”
42.听着……乔巴，男子汉，即……即使……遇……到可能会杀死自己的强敌……也，也不能倒下。就算对方是……死也赢不了的敌人……男人……有时候是绝对不能逃避……战斗的……！尤其……尤其是当……伙伴的梦想……被人嘲笑的时候！——乌索普《海贼王》
42. Listen… Chopper, a man, even when facing an enemy who might kill him… must not fall. Even if the enemy is someone you can’t beat even if you die… sometimes a man must never run away… from a battle…! Especially… when… the dreams of his partners… are being ridiculed! - Usopp, “One Piece”
43.要是错过了，肯定会后悔一辈子的。——路飞《海贼王》
43. If you miss it, you’ll regret it for the rest of your life. - Luffy, “One Piece”
44.以前的事不可能忘掉的 也没必要忘掉！可是更重要的应该是未来的事才对吧。《海贼王》
44. You can’t forget the past, nor is it necessary to forget it! But what’s more important should be the future, right? - “One Piece”
45.是死是活都听天由命，害怕的话你就输了！——马歇尔•D•蒂奇《海贼王》
45. Whether you live or die is up to fate; if you’re scared, you’ve already lost! - Marshall D. Teach, “One Piece”
46.痛苦的时候不能在一起的话，那还算什么同伴。 ——《海贼王507集》
46. If you can’t be together during tough times, then what’s the point of being companions? - “One Piece Episode 507”
47.一个人只要多笑，就会变得很幸福。——哈古瓦尔•D•萨乌罗《海贼王》
47. A person who laughs more often will become happier. - Higuma D. Sauros, “One Piece”
48.如果不树立危机感，你就无法成长。——士兵先生《海贼王》
48. If you don’t create a sense of crisis, you won’t grow. - Soldier, “One Piece”
49.一个人诞生在这个世界上，绝对不会是永远孤单的。——哈古瓦尔•D•萨乌罗《海贼王》
49. A person born into this world will never be eternally alone. - Hagure D. Sauro, “One Piece”
50.一个人的力量是有限度的，不论想做什么事，一个人的力量是不够的，人是需要同伴的!——尾田荣一郎《海贼王》
50. One person’s strength is limited, no matter what they want to do, their power is not enough, and they need companions! - Eiichiro Oda, “One Piece”
51.我的船上没有手下……只有伙伴！——尾田荣一郎《海贼王》
51. There are no subordinates on my ship… only partners! - Eiichiro Oda, “One Piece”
52.路飞:我不会剑术,不懂航海,不会烧菜,更不会吹牛。阿龙:那你能干什么? 路飞:我能打赢你!——《海贼王》
52. Luffy: I don’t know swordsmanship, navigation, cooking, or boasting. Arlong: Then what can you do? Luffy: I can beat you! - “One Piece”
53.伤心的时候只要开怀笑就行了！——萨龙《海贼王》
53. When you’re sad, just laugh wholeheartedly! - Saloon, “One Piece”
54.即使会使普通人昏倒的伤，我也绝对不能倒下！即使会使普通人死掉的伤，我也不可以死…因为如果我是普通人，就绝对赢不了“鹰眼”，所以我不可以是普通人！——索隆《海贼王》
54. Even if an injury that would knock out an ordinary person, I must not fall! Even if an injury that would kill an ordinary person, I cannot die… because if I were an ordinary person, I would never beat “Hawk Eye,” so I cannot be an ordinary person! - Zoro, “One Piece”
55.那真可惜了，我从来就没有向神祈祷过。我根本不相信有神，更不会尊敬他——索隆《海贼王》
55. That’s a pity, I’ve never prayed to God. I don’t believe in God, nor do I respect Him. - Zoro, “One Piece”
56.我的人生，没有遗憾，其实我真正想要的东西并不是名声。我想知道的只是自己应不应该被生下来的答案。——波特卡斯•D•艾斯《海贼王》
56. My life has no regrets; what I truly want is not fame. I just want to know if I should have been born. - Portgas D. Ace, “One Piece”
57.坏蛋也好，什么都好，反正我要我的名字轰动全世界！——尾田荣一郎《海贼王》
57. Whether I’m a villain or anything else, I just want my name to shake the world! - Eiichiro Oda, “One Piece”
58.打架论什么头衔太没意思了，胜者为王，就这么简单。——索隆《海贼王》
58. Fighting over titles is boring; the winner is the king, it’s that simple. - Zoro, “One Piece”
59.奇迹只会降临在不言放弃的人身上，不要小看奇迹！——尾田荣一郎《海贼王》
59. Miracles only happen to those who never give up; don’t underestimate miracles! - Eiichiro Oda, “One Piece”
60.只要被人说是弱者就气得浑身发抖的，那他就是真正的弱者！——《One Piece》
60. If someone gets angry at being called weak, then they are truly weak! - “One Piece”
61.听好了，路飞。我们一定要——活得没有遗憾哦！总有一天要出海！随心所欲地活着！比谁都要自由！——波特卡斯•D•艾斯《海贼王》
61. Listen, Luffy. We must - live without regrets! One day, we’ll go out to sea! Live freely as we please! Be freer than anyone else! - Portgas D. Ace, “One Piece”
62.还有一件让我放心不下的事，就是不能看到你实现梦想的那一时刻。——波特卡斯•D•艾斯《海贼王》
62. There’s one thing that still worries me: not being able to see the moment when you achieve your dream. - Portgas D. Ace, “One Piece”
63.也许这个世界上并没有偶然，有的只是必然。“缘”不紧不慢地悄然形成。——雷利《海贼王》
63. Perhaps there are no coincidences in this world; there are only inevitabilities. “Fate” forms quietly, neither fast nor slow. - Rayleigh, “One Piece”
64.请把那把刀给我吧！我要会连她的份也一起努力的，我要成为世界第一的大剑客，我要让我的名字，响彻天堂！——索隆《海贼王》
64. Give me that sword! I will work hard for her share as well, I want to become the world’s greatest swordsman, I want my name to resound in heaven! - Zoro, “One Piece”
65.痛是你活着的证明。——伦巴海贼团约基船长《海贼王》
65. Pain is proof that you’re alive. - Captain Yoki of the Rumbar Pirates, “One Piece”
66.所谓理想，只是同时拥有实力的人才能说的“现实”。——尾田荣一郎《海贼王》
66. Ideals are only the “reality” that those with strength can speak of. - Eiichiro Oda, “One Piece”
67.背部受伤是身为剑客的耻辱。——罗罗亚•索隆《海贼王》
67. A swordman’s shame is to have his back injured. - Roronoa Zoro, “One Piece”
68.真正的强者也是会有找不到出拳的理由的，同样的，我也找不到去骂人的理由！——马歇尔•D•蒂奇《海贼王》
68. Even a true strong person may find no reason to punch, and likewise, I can find no reason to insult others! - Marshall D. Teach, “One Piece”
69.路飞，你听得到么？我让你担心了吧？我如果不能成为世界第一的大剑客的话，你会很困扰对吧？我绝对，绝对不会再被人打败了。在打赢那个人成为世界第一之前，我绝不会再被任何人打败！你有什么不满意的么？海贼王！——罗罗诺亚•索隆《海贼王》
69. Luffy, can you hear me? I must have worried you, right? If I can’t become the world’s greatest swordsman, you’ll be troubled, won’t you? I absolutely, absolutely won’t be defeated by anyone anymore. Until I defeat that person and become the world’s best, I won’t be defeated by anyone else! Is there anything you’re dissatisfied with, Pirate King! — Roronoa Zoro, One Piece
70.“听着，路飞。我们一定要过一段无怨无悔的人生。将来一定要出海，随心所欲地活着。比谁都要自由。”——波特卡斯•D•艾斯《海贼王》
70. “Listen, Luffy. We must live a life without regrets. In the future, we must go out to sea and live freely, more than anyone else.” — Portgas D. Ace, One Piece
71.不管发生什么事，也不要憎恨这个时代！没被人表扬也无所谓！要有能时刻保持微笑的坚强…只要挣扎着活下去，肯定会有很多快乐的事，不断发生！——贝鲁梅尔《海贼王》
71. No matter what happens, don’t hate this era! It doesn’t matter if no one praises you! Have the strength to always maintain a smile… As long as you struggle to live, there will definitely be many happy things happening continuously! — Bellmelt, One Piece
72.在这个辽阔的世界面前，可笑的梦想将成为你们前进的方向。——《海贼王》
72. In the face of this vast world, ridiculous dreams will become your direction forward. — One Piece
73.不要总是着眼于失去的东西，失去的东西是不会回来的。问问自己你现在还剩下什么！——《One Piece》
73. Don’t always focus on what you’ve lost; what’s lost won’t come back. Ask yourself what you still have! — One Piece
74.人活着就是为了赎罪，弱小，就是我们最大的罪过。这个世界是强者的天下，谁会在意籍籍无名的家伙的死活。弱者，连自己死亡的方式都不能选择。——特拉法尔加•罗《海贼王》
74. People live to atone for their sins; weakness is our greatest sin. This world belongs to the strong; who cares about the life and death of obscure people? The weak can’t even choose the way they die. — Trafalgar Law, One Piece
75.在这片海的前方，要是再出现这么强的敌人的话，我一定要变得更强才行，否则就无法保护我的伙伴。因为就算我的伙伴力量不是很强，我也需要他们在我的身边。如果我无法变得比任何人都强的话，我就会失去他们所有的人。所以我想尽办法要变得更强，为了不失去任何一个伙伴，为了让他们都留在我的身边。——蒙奇•D•路飞《海贼王》
75. If such a strong enemy appears again in front of this sea, I must become even stronger; otherwise, I won’t be able to protect my friends. Because even if my friends aren’t very strong, I need them by my side. If I can’t become stronger than anyone else, I’ll lose all of them. So, I try every possible way to become stronger, so as not to lose a single friend and to keep them all by my side. — Monkey D. Luffy, One Piece
76.偏离了男人之道也好，偏离了女人之道也罢，不逾越本分就是为人之道。——Mr•2•冯克雷《海贼王》
76. Straying from the path of a man or a woman, not exceeding one’s bounds is the way of a person. — Mr. 2 Bon Clay, One Piece
77.一个白痴，一个路痴，一个花痴，一个骗子，一个小偷加财迷，一个怪物小朋友，一个腹黑女，一个变态，最后一个色骷髅。——《海贼王》
77. An idiot, a directionally challenged person, a romantic fool, a liar, a thief and a miser, a monster kid, a scheming girl, a pervert, and finally, a lecherous skeleton. — One Piece
78.命运这东西一直在测量人们的价值。——死神毒Q《海贼王》
78. Fate is always measuring people’s worth. — Death Mockingbird, One Piece
79.人经历过一次又一次的风浪会变得更强，可是船不一样，对它而言，日积月累下来的只有伤痛。——罗罗亚•索隆《海贼王》
79. People become stronger through repeated trials and tribulations, but ships are different; all they accumulate is pain. — Roronoa Zoro, One Piece
80.苦难算什么，我本来，就喜欢走上阿修罗之路。——罗罗诺亚索隆《海贼王》
80. Sufferings are nothing; I was born to walk the path of the修罗 (Asura). — Roronoa Zoro, One Piece
81.即使相处的时间不多，但所谓的友情是不在乎相处的时间长短的。——《海贼王》
81. Even if the time spent together isn’t long, so-called friendship doesn’t care about the length of time spent together. — One Piece
82.平淡的日子是惧怕风雨的胆小鬼的向往。即使在梦里也不敢想的愿望，并不是遥不可及。 任何人任何事，都没有剥夺他人生存的权利。 实现不了的承诺，就是背负的罪孽！——《海贼王》
82. Ordinary days are the aspirations of cowards who fear wind and rain. Dreams that not even in a dream dare to think of are not out of reach. No person or thing has the right to deprive others of their lives. Unfulfilled promises are sins one must bear! — One Piece
83.即使你现在是一个人，总有一天一定会遇上同伴的！海域是无限的，总有一天，必定会出现守护你的同伴。出生在这个世界上，绝对不会永远孤独一人！——哈古瓦鲁・D・萨龙《海贼王》
83. Even if you are alone now, one day you will definitely meet companions! The sea is infinite, and one day, there will surely be companions who will protect you. Born in this world, you will never be alone forever! - Hagwar D. Sauron, One Piece
84.我有时候会头脑一热，觉得如果有时候逃跑的话，恐怕就会失去十分重要的东西，非常害怕，而那时，路飞在我身后。——波特卡斯•D•艾斯《海贼王》
84. Sometimes I get carried away and think that if I run away, I might lose something very important. I’m very scared, and at that time, Luffy is behind me. - Portgas D. Ace, One Piece
85.我要成为海贼，不停地打胜仗，永不言败。然后获得最高的名声，只有这样才能证明我的存在，不论这世上有多少人不认同我，有多么讨厌我，我一定要成为大海贼，让他们记住我，我绝不会逃跑，绝不会言败，绝不会因恐惧而退缩。我要让我的名字传遍世界的每一个角落。——波特卡斯•D•艾斯《海贼王》
85. I want to become a pirate, keep winning battles, and never admit defeat. Then I will gain the highest reputation, only in this way can I prove my existence. No matter how many people in this world do not approve of me or hate me, I must become a great pirate, let them remember me, I will never run away, never admit defeat, and never shrink back because of fear. I want my name to spread to every corner of the world. - Portgas D. Ace, One Piece
86.如果在这里退缩了一步，那么过去那些重要的誓言、约定，就全部会消失不见，而我再也无法回到这里了。——索隆《海贼王》
86. If I take a step back here, then all those important oaths and promises will disappear, and I will never be able to come back here. - Zoro, One Piece
87.不懂得“和平”的小鬼和不明白“战争”的小鬼，他们的价值观是不同的。站在顶点的人可以重新书写善恶！现在只有这个地方才是中立啊！正义会胜？那是当然的吧，只有胜者，才是正义啊！——唐吉可德•多弗朗明戈《海贼王》
87. Children who don’t understand “peace” and those who don’t understand “war” have different values. The person at the top can rewrite good and evil! Only this place is neutral now! Will justice win? Of course, only the winner is justice! - Donquixote Doflamingo, One Piece
88.只要活下去，一定会有快乐的事，会有很多快乐的事。我已经决定不再哭了，我下定决心要一个人奋斗。——娜美《海贼王》
88. As long as you live, there will be happy things, and there will be many happy things. I have decided not to cry anymore, and I am determined to struggle alone. - Nami, One Piece
89.要是向力量屈服，那我身为男人就没有任何意义。我绝不会在人生中留下悔恨。——波特卡斯•D•艾斯《海贼王》
89. If I succumb to power, then there is no point in me being a man. I will never leave regrets in my life. - Portgas D. Ace, One Piece
90.在这世界上，活着才是胜利！——马歇尔•D•蒂奇《海贼王》
90. In this world, living is victory! - Marshall D. Teach, One Piece
91.有人把酒跟食物倒在我身上也好，吐口水在我身上也好，这些我都可以一笑置之，不过，不管是什么原因，我绝不原谅伤害我朋友的人。——香克斯•杰克《海贼王》
91. If someone pours wine and food on me, or spits on me, I can just laugh it off. However, no matter the reason, I will never forgive those who hurt my friends. - Shanks, One Piece
92.倘若出生于东海的我是无名小卒的话，那么被我砍倒的你到底又是哪根地上的葱呢。——索隆《海贼王》
92. If I, born in the East Blue, am a nobody, then what kind of onion on earth have you cut down? - Zoro, One Piece
93.越是大型的魔术表演，其门道往往就越是简单！人们认定不可能发生这种事的常识，固定观念往往孕育出盲点！——唐吉诃德•多弗朗明戈《海贼王》
93. The larger the magic show, the simpler its tricks often are! People’s common sense and fixed notions that something is impossible often create blind spots! - Donquixote Doflamingo, One Piece
94.直到今天我们还做着同样的梦，乘着这个被托付的梦想前进。——告别梅利《海贼王》
94. Until today, we are still having the same dream, moving forward with this entrusted dream. - Farewell to Merry, One Piece
95.如果放弃，我将终身遗憾。——路飞《海贼王》
95. If I give up, I will regret it for the rest of my life. - Luffy, One Piece
96.不要让朋友为自己而等待，因为等待是一种极为孤独寂寞的过程！——《海贼王》
96. Don’t let friends wait for you, because waiting is an extremely lonely and lonely process! - One Piece
97.为了路飞，我心甘情愿成为真正的怪物。——乔巴《海贼王》
97. For Luffy, I am willing to become a real monster. - Chopper, One Piece
98.我以前可是个吹牛大王呢，是天下第一骗子，可是现在我退步了，所以只能说到做到——乌索普《海贼王》
98. I used to be the biggest liar, the number one liar in the world, but now I have regressed, so I can only do what I say. - Usopp, One Piece
99.如果，这是你的希望的话，不管什么地方，我都愿意去！——波雅·汉考克《海贼王》
99. If this is your wish, no matter where it is, I am willing to go! - Boa Hancock, One Piece
100.人家不是要你死才救你的，让人家救一回，又跑去死，是懦夫才会做的。——路飞对山治说的《海贼王》
1. They didn’t save you just to let you die. Let someone save you once, and then run to death again; that’s what a coward would do. —— Luffy to Sanji in “One Piece”
的世界遍体鳞伤，在我的世界歇斯底里，在我的世界黯然神伤，甚至在我的世界里想你，就全都变成了和你无关的事。因为我都知道，我从来不允许自己后悔。因为我都知道，青春的河从来就不会逆流。——郭敬明
2. The world is scarred, in my world I’m hysterical, in my world I’m heartbroken, even thinking of you in my world becomes something unrelated to you. Because I know, I never allow myself to regret. Because I know, the river of youth never flows backward. —— Guo Jingming
杀阡陌经典语录
3. Kill Qian Mo classic quotes
1.我功力散尽，命不久矣。我便再也不是圣君了。还当我是圣君的话，请你替我，照顾好小不点。——《花千骨》
4. 1. My power is gone, and my life is short. I am no longer the Saint Lord. If you still see me as the Saint Lord, please take care of Little One for me. —— “The Journey of Flower”
2.但单春秋的命是我的，除了我，任何人都别想动他。
5. 2. But the life of Dan Chunqiu is mine, and no one else can touch him except me.
3.生命将逝之际，他轻轻吻她。 “美人的吻，可是从不轻易给人的……小不点，记得我…………——《花千骨》
6. 3. As life fades away, he gently kisses her. “A beauty’s kiss is never given easily… Little One, remember me…” —— “The Journey of Flower”
4.小不点，姐姐怎么就那么美。——《花千骨》
7. 4. Little One, why is my sister so beautiful? —— “The Journey of Flower”
5.如果我连我最心爱的人都保护不了，那我当这个魔君还有何意义！
8. 5. If I can’t even protect the one I love the most, what’s the point of me being the Demon Lord!
6.你在绝情殿对着那个木头人会很闷的。——《花千骨》
9. 6. You will be bored in the Jueqing Hall with that wooden person. —— “The Journey of Flower”
7.你别再和我耍什么诡计，我的耐心有限，之所以那么久只是逼你们没有挑起战火是因为怕小不点难做。否则就算把她救出来，她也会生气不理我。——《花千骨》
10. 7. Don’t try any tricks with me anymore, my patience is limited. The reason I haven’t started a war for so long is to force you not to provoke me, because I’m afraid Little One will have a hard time. Otherwise, even if I save her, she will be angry and ignore me. —— “The Journey of Flower”
8.摩严，我绝对不会让八十年前的事再发生一次，哪怕倾尽我整个妖魔二界之力，也会保护她。——《花千骨》
8. Mo Yan, I will never let what happened eighty years ago happen again. Even if it takes the entire power of the demon and ghost realms, I will protect her. ——《The Journey of Flower》
9.这剑你从何而来？这明明是白子画平时的随身佩剑，他爷爷的上次交战时还不小心让他伤到我的脸，好久都愈合不了了，差点毁了我惊天动地的花容月貌。害的我闯天宫又下东海的到处去偷灵药。——《花千骨》
9. Where did you get this sword? This is clearly Bai Zihua’s usual personal sword. His grandfather accidentally injured my face during the last battle, and it took a long time to heal, almost ruining my stunning beauty. It forced me to sneak into the Heavenly Palace and the East Sea to steal spiritual medicines. ——《The Journey of Flower》
10.美也好丑也罢，最终不过是一杯黄土罢了。——《花千骨》
10. Whether beautiful or ugly, in the end, it’s just a cup of yellow soil. ——《The Journey of Flower》
11.你竟敢弄断我的头发，我不和你玩了。
11. You dare to cut my hair, I won’t play with you anymore.
12.满眼繁华，不过都是过眼云烟，时候到了也就散了。——《花千骨》
12. The bustling scenery is just fleeting clouds and mist, and when the time comes, it will disperse. ——《The Journey of Flower》
13.不要求他，小不点，姐姐带你走，去他什么狗屁仙界魔界。去他的狗屁妖神，姐姐带你一起走，咱们什么都不要了，你想去哪我们就去哪。——《花千骨》
13. Don’t ask him, little one, sister will take you away, to his so-called fairy and demon realms. Forget about those demon gods, sister will take you away together, and we’ll leave everything behind. Wherever you want to go, we’ll go there. ——《The Journey of Flower》
14.“白子画，你再狠也狠不过我，我不想说的事情，没有任何人可以逼出。我不会再让你见到小骨了，不会再让你去伤害她。你就死了这条心吧！”——《花千骨》
14. “Bai Zihua, you can’t be more ruthless than me. I won’t say anything I don’t want to, and no one can force me. You won’t see Xiao Gu again, and you won’t hurt her anymore. Just give up on that thought!” ——《The Journey of Flower》
15.每个人都有执念，而我的愿望，是想要保护一件东西。先是她，然后是你。可是，亏我一生自负拥有这世上最美的容貌，却没有可以保护自己所爱的能力。我输了，输的好彻底。可是小不点，你要相信，姐姐是真的喜欢你……——《花千骨》
15. Everyone has their own obsession, and my wish is to protect something. First, it was her, and then it was you. However, despite my lifelong pride in having the most beautiful appearance in the world, I lack the ability to protect those I love. I lost, and lost so completely. But little one, you have to believe that I truly like you… ——《The Journey of Flower》
16.我知道你打什么算盘，可是我不在乎。也别以为将这丫头收作小不点的徒弟我就会放过她。我再给你五天时间，这是最后的期限。到时杀了这丫头，灭了你长留山，攻占整个仙界，我就不信我救不了她出蛮荒！——《花千骨》
16. I know what you’re planning, but I don’t care. And don’t think that by taking this girl as Xiao Bu Dian’s apprentice, I’ll let her go. I’ll give you five more days, and that’s the final deadline. Kill this girl, destroy your Chang Liu Mountain, and conquer the entire fairy realm. I don’t believe I can’t save her from the wilderness! ——《The Journey of Flower》
17.得了神器又如何？得了洪荒之力又如何？一统天下又能如何？满眼繁花，不过是过眼烟云，时候到了，也该散了。——《花千骨》
17. So what if I have the divine artifact? So what if I have the power of the primordial chaos? So what if I rule the world? The bustling flowers are just fleeting clouds and mist, and when the time comes, they should disperse as well. ——《The Journey of Flower》
18.每个人都有执念，我有我想保护的东西，最开始是她，后来是你。——《花千骨》
18. Everyone has their own obsession, and I have something I want to protect, first it was her, and then it was you. ——《The Journey of Flower》
19.姐姐变成这个样子，你是不是嫌姐姐丑？没关系，姐姐也嫌自己丑。你快走吧，别让姐姐难堪。——《花千骨》
19. Sister has become like this, do you think sister is ugly? It’s okay, sister thinks she’s ugly too. You should leave quickly, don’t embarrass sister. ——《The Journey of Flower》
20.只要能救出小不点,别说是我这条命,就是毁了我的这张睑,我也不在乎!——《花千骨》
20. As long as I can save Xiao Bu Dian, let alone my life, even if it means destroying my face, I don’t care! ——《The Journey of Flower》
21.杀阡陌：一、小不点,你说姐姐怎么长得这么好看呢? 二、能有这么好听的声音,除了我,还能有谁呢? 三、怎么,美人怒?你说,是你怒起来美,还是我怒起来更美?
21. Kill Qian Mo: 1. Little one, you say how can sister be so beautiful? 2. Who else but me can have such a pleasant voice? 3. What’s wrong, beauty is angry? You say, is it your anger that makes you more beautiful, or is it mine when I’m angry?
23.傻瓜，你以为我爱的是琉夏，一直把你当成她么？你跟她对我同样重要，可是我对你有一点却是不同的。知道她喜欢竹染我会生气，可是看见你和别的男子在一起，我却是会吃醋啊。——《花千骨》
23. Fool, do you think I love Liu Xia and always treat you as her? You both mean the same to me, but there is one thing that’s different. Knowing she likes Zhu Ran makes me angry, but seeing you with another man makes me jealous. ——《The Journey of Flower》
24.每个人都有执念，而我的愿望，是想要保护一件东西。先是她，然后是你。可是，亏我一生自负拥有这世 上最美的容貌，却没有可以保护自己所爱的能力。我输了，输的好彻底。可是小不点，你要相信，姐姐是 真的喜欢你…… 小不点，你若在，愿意原谅他么？会不会怪姐姐自作主张？他疯癫为你，痴狂为你，内疚、后悔、思念、 寻找，整整受了三十年的折磨，是不是也够了？你愿意再给他最后一个机会么？——《花千骨》
24. Everyone has obsessions, and my wish is to protect something. First, it was her, and then it was you. But despite my lifelong pride in having the most beautiful appearance in the world, I lacked the ability to protect those I loved. I lost, and lost so thoroughly. But little one, you must believe that your sister truly likes you… Little one, if you were here, would you be willing to forgive him? Would you blame your sister for taking the initiative? He went mad for you, obsessed with you, and suffered guilt, regret, longing, and searching for thirty years. Is that enough? Would you be willing to give him one last chance? ——《The Journey of Flower》
25.你若为门中弟子伤她一分，我便灭你满门；你若为天下众生损她一毫，我便杀尽天下人。——《花千骨》
25. If you, as a disciple of the sect, harm her in the slightest, I will wipe out your entire sect; if you harm her for the sake of all living beings in the world, I will kill every person on earth. ——《The Journey of Flower》
30.这个世界上最残忍的一句话，不是对不起，也不是我恨你，而是，我们再也回不去。 再也，回不去。 就是这样再简单不过的一句话，生生的将两个原本亲密的人隔为疏离。——郭敬明
30. The cruelest sentence in this world is not “I’m sorry,” nor is it “I hate you,” but rather, “We can never go back.” Never, ever back. Such a simple sentence separates two once intimate people into distant strangers. ——Guo Jingming
老罗语录，罗永浩语录
Lao Luo’s Quotes, Quotes from Luo Yonghao
1.骠悍的人生不需要解释！
1. A fierce life requires no explanation!
2.不被嘲笑的梦想，是不值得去实现的。
2. Dreams that are not mocked are not worth achieving.
3.小孩打架是比发育。
3. Children fighting is a comparison of development.
4.真正的猛男，敢于直视惨淡的人生。
4. A true tough guy dares to face the bleakness of life.
5.英语教育界像这种老骗子我见的多了。
5. I’ve seen too many old fraudsters in the English education world.
6.不由得你不佩服！
6. You have to admire it!
7.我不是为了输赢，我就是认真。
7. I’m not for winning or losing; I just take things seriously.
8.“永远年轻，永远热泪盈眶。” 当你试图放弃一个你知道是正确的事情的时候，希望你能再看看这句话。
8. “Forever young, forever tears in my eyes.” When you try to give up something you know is right, I hope you can look at this sentence again.
9.真正坚强并且心态健康的人，被朋友出卖、被亲人误解、被爱人抛弃，也不会对人性失去信心。
9. Truly strong and mentally healthy people, even when betrayed by friends, misunderstood by relatives, and abandoned by lovers, will not lose faith in humanity.
10.有思想的人到哪儿都不合群。
10. Thoughtful people don’t fit in anywhere.
11.做你想做的，做你该做的，不要为了怕被利用而选择不作为。——《我的奋斗》
11. Do what you want to do, do what you should do, and don’t choose inaction for fear of being used. ——《My Struggle》
12.吹牛的前提是，你必须有能力把事情做到九成，剩下一成可以吹牛，但吹完也一定要做到。——《我的奋斗》
12. The premise of boasting is that you must have the ability to accomplish 90% of the task, and the remaining 10% can be exaggerated, but you must also achieve it after boasting. ——《My Struggle》
13.像我这种牛人，想找个人佩服一下的时候我就去照镜子。
13. When a great person like me wants to find someone to admire, I just look in the mirror.
14.公开出丑可以克服自身各种心理障碍。——《我的奋斗》
14. Public embarrassment can overcome various psychological barriers. ——《My Struggle》
15.失败只有一种，那就是半途而废。
15. There is only one kind of failure, and that is giving up halfway.
16.希望那些喜欢用”枪打出头鸟”这样的道理教训年轻人，并且因此觉得自己很成熟的中国人有一天能够明白这样一个事实，那就是：有的鸟来到世间，是为了做它该做的事，而不是专门躲枪子儿的。——《我的奋斗》
16. I hope that those Chinese people who like to use the principle “the bird that sticks out gets shot” to teach young people, and thus feel very mature, will one day understand this fact: some birds come to the world to do what they should do, not just to dodge bullets. ——《My Struggle》
17.面对挫折、不要愤怒、不要抗议，只管埋头默默擦亮你的武器，准备下一次的战斗。我们是做事的，不是要给人家看某种表情的。——《我的奋斗》
17. When facing setbacks, don’t be angry or protest; just quietly polish your weapons and prepare for the next battle. We are here to get things done, not to show off certain expressions to others. - “My Struggle”
18.他跟你要八块你转身就走，这时候他一般就会说“五块怎么样”，你一看差不多也就成交了。有一回下课的时候，一个学生特兴奋地跑到前面跟我说“老罗，我砍到了三块八！”。我心想，太无耻了！盗版小犯也是人啊！
18. If he asks for eight yuan and you turn to leave, he’ll usually say, “How about five yuan?” If you think it’s close enough, then you can make a deal. One time after class, a student excitedly ran up to me and said, “Lao Luo, I bargained it down to three yuan eight!” I thought, how shameless! Even pirates are human!
19.……对不起，我有点激动啊。
19… I’m sorry, I’m a bit excited.
21.女生就这点不好，你吵不过可以打嘛，打不过可以不打嘛！干什么去打小报告呢？
21. Girls are like this: if you can’t win an argument, you can fight; if you can’t win a fight, you can just not fight! Why report to the teacher?
23.一个家里有一个男孩儿一个女孩儿一点事情都没有，有两个女孩儿平时鸡毛蒜皮的小事也无所谓，但是如果有两个男孩，尤其是在民风相对彪悍的东北……
23. A family with one boy and one girl has no issues, and two girls can handle trivial matters. But if there are two boys, especially in the relatively tough Northeast…
24.这是我一点不成熟的意见。
24. This is my somewhat immature opinion.
25.令人愉悦的忧伤。
25. Pleasant sorrow.
26.好了，笑话讲完了，刚才趴着的同学可以继续睡了。
26. Alright, the jokes are finished, and the students who were lying down can continue sleeping.
28.繁殖是指同种之间的。比如一只狗生了一窝小崽子，有胖的瘦的矮的丑的。不能说母狗一看，咦……有一只猪，一只猫，一只鸭，还有条鱼！
28. Reproduction refers to the same species. For example, when a dog gives birth to a litter of puppies, there are fat ones, thin ones, short ones, ugly ones, and so on. You can’t say the mother dog looks and sees a pig, a cat, a duck, and a fish!
29.这个题巨简单无比以至于都不好意思做了。
29. This question is incredibly simple to the point of being embarrassing to do.
30.我咽了一口苦水，不过在她看来是一口口水。
30. I swallowed a mouthful of bitter water, but to her, it seemed like a mouthful of saliva.
31.以前上课时老师们都说女孩子要自立。哦，忘了，你们是考GRE的，考GRE的女生是什么？猛女！
31. In class, teachers used to say that girls should be independent. Oh, I forgot, you guys are taking the GRE, so what are girls taking the GRE? Tough girls!
32.背过词典的我只见过老俞和那个广东疯子。
32. The only people I’ve seen who have memorized dictionaries are Old Yu and that crazy guy from Guangdong.
33.把有限的马屁集中火力拍到一个人的屁股上。
33. Focus your limited flattery on one person’s butt.
34.老罗：你那兜儿里有桃儿。女生：呵呵，不好意思，这是留给我姥姥的……（我心想：谁TMD想吃了）
34. Lao Luo: You have peaches in your bag. Girl: Hehe, sorry, those are for my grandma… (I thought: Who the hell wants to eat them?)
35.拉斯维加斯离婚也方便，大家都开着车排队去离婚，以至于你慢一点儿后面的人都不愿意：“快点快点！还让不让人离婚了？”老俞去了之后两眼直放光：“太方便了！真的是太方便了！”。
35. Divorce is also convenient in Las Vegas; everyone drives and lines up to get divorced, so if you’re a bit slow, people behind you won’t like it: “Hurry up, hurry up! Are you letting people get divorced or not?” After going there, Old Yu’s eyes shone with excitement: “It’s so convenient! It really is so convenient!”
36.我到新东方后劝退了不少老教师。
36. Since I joined New Oriental, I’ve persuaded many old teachers to leave.
37.痴呆型精神病患者最幸福。已经达到一个高深的境界，每天都处于非常high的状态。而且干啥随便∶你是傻子你怕什么？可以被养得白白胖胖，永远处于放风状态。
37. Senile mentally ill patients are the happiest. They’ve reached a profound state, being in a very high mood every day. And they can do whatever they want: if you’re a fool, what are you afraid of? You can be well-fed and always in a relaxed state.
38.我真嫉妒你们能遇到这么牛的老师！
38. I’m really envious that you can meet such an awesome teacher!
39.这道题是新东方有史以来最有争议的题，但是罗老师的到来……我只是站在了巨人的肩上。
39. This question has been the most controversial in New Oriental’s history, but with the arrival of Teacher Luo… I just stood on the shoulders of a giant.
40.你说说你的思维都混乱到什么程度了。
40. You say my thinking is so chaotic.
41.“老罗，这节课不要讲题了，咱们扯淡吧！”我听了差点没从讲台上栽下去。
41. “Lao Luo, don’t talk about the problem in this class, let’s just chat!” I almost fell off the podium when I heard this.
42.这时我赶紧掏出记事本，写遗嘱。
42. At this moment, I quickly took out my notebook and wrote a will.
43.遇到误会解不解释呢？绝不解释！只有两种情况我才解释∶亲人误会我。如果我不解释，他们会难过。法院误会我。除了这两种，绝不解释。真正硬朗彪悍，不解释！连我这种人你都误会，你还能干啥？
43. When there is a misunderstanding, should I explain or not? Never explain! There are only two situations in which I would explain: when my relatives misunderstand me, and if I don’t explain, they will be upset; when the court misunderstands me. Apart from these two situations, never explain. That’s what being truly tough and manly is all about, no explanation! If you even misunderstand a person like me, what else can you do?
44.当学生向老俞提问时，老俞会给他讲个他自己奋斗的小故事，把学生都感动坏了，就忘了刚才的问题了。
44. When students ask questions to Old Yu, he would tell them a small story about his own struggles, which would move the students so much that they would forget the question they just asked.
45.这道题多年来在新东方一直讲不明白，直到你们罗老师加盟了新东方。老教师都对我说∶老罗，你可真牛！我赶紧说∶快别这么说，我只是站在了巨人的肩膀上！
45. This problem has been unclear in New Oriental for many years, until you, Teacher Luo, joined New Oriental. The old teachers said to me: “Old Luo, you are really great!” I hurriedly replied: “Please don’t say that, I am just standing on the shoulders of giants!”
46.你们知道老俞怎么讲填空吗？老俞以前教课的时候经常是“A，B直接排除；D，E一看必然就是错的，所以这道题选C”。那有的学生就问了“我怎么就看不出来D，E错得那么必然呢？”。这时候，老俞就会放下书，走到讲台前，给大家讲一段人生立志的小故事，底下学生都感动坏了，就忘了刚才的问题了。
46. Do you know how Old Yu explains fill-in-the-blank questions? When Old Yu used to teach, he often said, “A, B can be eliminated directly; D, E is obviously wrong at first glance, so the answer to this question is C.” Some students asked, “How can I not see D, E being so obviously wrong?” At this time, Old Yu would put down his book, walk to the podium, and tell a short inspirational story about life. The students would be so moved that they would forget the question they just asked.
47.在美国的研究生院里中国学生从来不参加课堂讨论，以至于教授都以为他们什么都不会。可是一考试就是第一一考试就是第一，那美国教授不就崩溃了吗？他根本理解不了，于是感叹道“啊，神秘的东方！”
47. In American graduate schools, Chinese students never participate in class discussions, so that professors think they don’t know anything. But as soon as they take an exam, they rank first. When they take another exam, they rank first again. Wouldn’t that make American professors collapse? They just can’t understand it, so they exclaim, “Ah, the mysterious East!”
48.猛男的另一个特征，哭的时候要躲起来。
48. Another characteristic of a tough man is to hide when he cries.
49.这个题目是在侮辱我们的智慧。
49. This question is an insult to our intelligence.
50.幸福的直哆嗦。
50. So happy that I shiver with joy.
51.这道题，自从老罗出现以后，就解决了。老教师对我说：老罗，你真TMD牛啊！我说：快别这么说了，我只不过是站在巨人的肩膀上。
51. Since Old Luo appeared, this problem has been solved. The old teachers said to me: “Old Luo, you are really TMD great!” I said: “Please don’t say that, I am just standing on the shoulders of giants.”
52.啊，该睡觉了，喝两杯咖啡。
52. Ah, it’s time to sleep, I’ll have two cups of coffee.
53.就是这么彪悍！就是这么硬朗！
53. That’s how tough and manly it is!
54.愚蠢本能发作了。
54. Stupidity instinct takes over.
55.瞪我干什么，我是从纯生物学角度来看待的，我们就是排斥同性恋，要是中国多些同性恋，人口就不是问题了……当然，我是异性恋了。
55. Why are you staring at me? I am looking at it from a purely biological perspective. We just reject homosexuality. If there were more homosexuals in China, the population problem wouldn’t be an issue… Of course, I am heterosexual.
56.我觉得你们感情没破裂……（男的给女的一巴掌，女的踹男的一脚以后）啊？真的破裂了……
56. I think your relationship hasn’t broken down yet… (After the man slaps the woman and the woman kicks the man) Ah? It’s really broken down…
57.穿喇叭裤就是流氓了？简直就是逻辑混乱！
57. Wearing bell-bottoms makes you a hooligan? That’s just logically chaotic!
58.我咽下一口苦水，她还以为是咽口水。
58. I swallowed a mouthful of bitter water, and she thought I was just swallowing saliva.
59.如果几年以后你来新东方看到一个人，咦，面熟，就是想不起来是谁，好像是罗永浩的弟弟，注意，我没有弟弟！
59. If a few years later, you come to New Oriental and see a familiar face, like, “Oh, I know him, but I can’t remember who he is. He looks like Luo Yonghao’s brother.” Note, I don’t have a brother!
60.人生总有几次踩到大便的时候。
61. There are always a few times in life when you step in dog poop.
61.什么是梨型的身材？恩？你们看我干什么？我老罗是标准的桶型身材！
62. What does a pear-shaped figure look like? Huh? Why are you all looking at me? I, Old Luo, am the quintessential barrel-shaped figure!
62.没有袁隆平，中科院那帮废物吃什么啊？
63. Without Yuan Longping, what would those useless folks at the Chinese Academy of Sciences eat?
63.中国教育的两大悲哀∶（一）每个学校都有一个变态的中年妇女当教导主任。（二）每个学校都有一个好色的男体育老师一上课就让男生玩球，自己领女生做游戏。
64. The two greatest sorrows of Chinese education: (1) Every school has a perverted middle-aged woman as the head teacher. (2) Every school has a lecherous male PE teacher who, when class starts, lets the boys play ball while he takes the girls to play games.
64.顺着倪大姐的思路，这道题应该选什么？
65. Following Sister Ni’s line of thought, what should we choose for this question?
65.从这个事情上，同学们又看到了你们罗老师的另外一个优点（或老派知识分子的高风亮节）……
66. From this incident, students have once again seen another of your teacher Luo’s merits (or the lofty principles of an old-fashioned intellectual)…
66.眼睛血丝密布，脑门上青筋暴露，脚上出现了汗毛。
67. Eyes riddled with bloodshot veins, forehead marred with bulging blue veins, and the appearance of sweat hairs on the feet.
67.这就是十三岁的少年罗永浩第一次看到活生生的黑人！
67. This is the first time 13-year-old Luo Yonghao has seen a living black person!
68.GRE是什么，就是让中国人体验美国人愚蠢程度的考试。
68. What is GRE? It’s an exam that allows Chinese people to experience the level of stupidity of Americans.
69.日本是不是一个集体BT的民族？是！但是我从不骂他们BT，我要证明他们是如何BT。
69. Is Japan a nation of collective BT (perverts)? Yes! But I never call them BT, I want to prove how they are BT.
70.我爸一边给人家赔药费，一边心里窃喜：TMD，这才是我儿子！
70. My dad, while paying for someone’s medical expenses, secretly rejoices in his heart: TMD, this is my son!
71.雷锋一生扶过六千个老太太过马路。
71. Lei Feng has helped six thousand old ladies cross the street in his lifetime.
72.有些同学可能怀疑我的人品，我再给你们讲一个故事：“我们家原来有一棵樱桃树……你们都笑！你们笑我就不讲了。”
72. Some classmates might doubt my character. Let me tell you another story: “We used to have a cherry tree in our family… You’re all laughing! If you keep laughing, I won’t continue.”
73.“松软的肌肉和梨型的身材”……什么叫“梨形的身材”啊？咦，你们看我干什么？我绝对不是梨形的身材，我是标准的水桶身材！
73. “Soft muscles and pear-shaped figure”… What do you mean by “pear-shaped figure”? Oh, why are you looking at me? I definitely don’t have a pear-shaped figure; I have a standard barrel-shaped figure!
74.大家都是出来混的，都不容易！
74. We’re all out here trying to make a living, and it’s not easy for anyone!
75.像我这种牛人，想找个人佩服一下的时候我就去照镜子。
75. As an awesome person like me, when I want to admire someone, I just look in the mirror.
76.ETS本来就是病态的出题，我门也就要用不正常的思路做题了。
76. ETS’s questions are inherently pathological, so we must adopt unconventional thinking to tackle them.
77.直面惨淡的人生，正视淋漓的鲜血，彪焊的活下去！
77. Face the bleak life head-on, confront the dripping blood, and live on with tenacity!
78.这时候你发现了一个无比体贴的第三选项，大喊一声“啊！倪萍！”
78. At this moment, you discover an incredibly considerate third option and exclaim, “Ah! Ni Ping!”
79.像我这样的奇男子……
79. A man of extraordinary character like me…
80.你们真是气死我了……哎…求求你们了！
80. You guys are really driving me crazy… Oh, please!
81.要是让我遇见，我就废了他！
81. If I ever come across him, I’ll put an end to him!
82.我们今年的春节联欢会的主题就是突出“联欢”两个字。——这就是倪大姐的逻辑
82. The theme of our Spring Festival Gala this year is to emphasize the word “gala.” - This is Ni’s logic.
83.令人愉悦的忧伤……
83. Pleasing sorrow…
84.老罗：这句话对不对？对不对？对吗？不对吗？我们：……不对……老罗：你告诉我哪不对了？这简直就是没有再对的了！无聊的题，下一道！
84. Old Luo: Is this statement right or wrong? Right or wrong? Right? Wrong? Us: …Wrong… Old Luo: Tell me what’s wrong with it? This is as right as it can be! Boring question, next one!
85.风。冷风。冷风吹。——古龙这样写是为了赚稿费（按行计费）
85. Wind. Cold wind. Cold wind blows. - Gu Long wrote this way to earn more manuscript fees (paid by line)
86.Ezra Pound是美国世纪文学界的泰斗。在美国写诗得不到认可，就去英国混。在英国混出头了。然后肆无忌惮。大骂美国，还写道∶资本主义排斥诗人。美国是资本主义，英国不是么？！头脑极度混乱，诗人的标志。后来E。P开始研究政治。一个诗人研究什么政
1. Ezra Pound was a literary giant in the American 20th-century literature scene. 2. When his poetry was not recognized in the United States, he went to the United Kingdom to make a name for himself. 3. In the UK, he gained prominence. 4. Then, he became unbridled and openly criticized the United States, even writing: “Capitalism excludes poets.” 5. The United States is capitalist, isn’t the UK too? 6. His mind was extremely confused, a sign of a poet. 7. Later, E.P. began to study politics. 8. A poet studying what politics?
87.治？而且他居然拥护墨索里尼，参与了一个反美电台。他酷爱中国文化，对中国文化病态痴迷。把孔子的着作都翻译成英文。狂迷中国饮食，在整个意大利没找到中餐馆，于是大怒∶居然没有中餐馆，这个国家完蛋了！
87. He was a doctor? And he actually supported Mussolini, participating in an anti-American radio station. He had a pathological obsession with Chinese culture, translating all of Confucius’ works into English. He was crazy about Chinese cuisine and became furious when he couldn’t find a Chinese restaurant in the entire Italy: “There are no Chinese restaurants in this country, it’s doomed!”
88.我走来走去，为中国的命运苦苦思索。
88. I paced back and forth, pondering the fate of China.
89.如果倪萍考不过GRE，那只有一个可能就是她不背单词。
89. If Ni Ping can’t pass the GRE, the only possibility is that she didn’t memorize the vocabulary.
90.当年我上住宿班的时候老俞还不象现在这么忙。上山给每期学员作一次动员演讲。那时老俞在我们心中就是神啊。一天听说晚上老俞来作演讲。于是都早早跑到演讲处集合。老俞吃过饭来了，拿起话筒，什么都没说呢，就是一个响亮的饱嗝。要多不合时宜有多不合时宜。我们当时听了都傻了，互相看了看，脸上都洋溢着痴呆幸福的光芒说∶多么平易近人的饱嗝啊！
90. Back when I was in the boarding class, Lao Yu wasn’t as busy as he is now. He would go up the mountain to give a motivational speech to each group of trainees. At that time, Lao Yu was like a god in our hearts. One day, we heard that Lao Yu would come to give a speech in the evening. So we all rushed to the lecture hall early. Lao Yu came after dinner, picked up the microphone, and before saying anything, let out a loud burp. It was as inappropriate as it could be. We were all stunned at the time, looked at each other, and our faces were filled with the glow of blissful stupidity, saying: What a down-to-earth burp!
91.杀虫剂是干什么的啊？就是帮助昆虫搞优生学的。越来越好的杀虫剂把一个个小虫子搞得象小泰森似的。遇到不怎么样的杀虫剂就象下场毛毛雨，好点呢，就是洗个澡。而且这些小虫子洗澡时也不闲着，一边洗一边唱∶“我们是害虫，我们是害虫！”
91. What is the purpose of insecticides? They help insects with eugenics. The better the insecticides, the more they turn little bugs into little Tysons. When they encounter not-so-good insecticides, it’s like a drizzle, and when it’s better, it’s like taking a shower. Moreover, these little bugs don’t idle while taking a shower; they sing, “We are pests, we are pests!”
92.一说谎话就出汗了哈……
92. Sweating when telling a lie, huh…
93.左倾右倾不重要，重要的是被打倒！
93. It doesn’t matter if you lean left or right; what matters is getting knocked down!
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