1.你从小缺盖，长大缺爱，腰系麻绳，头顶锅盖。
1. You’ve been lacking a lid since childhood, and love when you grew up, with a hemp rope around your waist and a pot lid on your head.
2.水至清则无鱼，人至贱则无敌。
2. If the water is too clear, there will be no fish; if a person is too despicable, they will be invincible.
3.树不要皮，必死无疑，人不要脸，天下无敌。
3. A tree without bark is doomed to die, and a person without shame is unstoppable.
4.你要是鲜花，牛都不敢拉粪了。
4. If you were a flower, even cows would be afraid to make dung.
5.我觉得世界上就只有两种人能吸引人，一种是特漂亮的一种就是你这样的。
5. I think there are only two types of people in the world that can attract others: one is extremely beautiful, and the other is like you.
6.他们怎么能管你叫猪呢？？这太不像话了！总不能人家长的像什么就叫人家什么吧！怎么能说你长得像猪呢？那是侮辱了猪。
6. How dare they call you a pig?! It’s outrageous! You can’t just call someone by what they look like! It’s insulting to say you look like a pig – that’s an insult to pigs!
7.靠，你TMD长得太好认了。
7. Damn, you’re so distinctive-looking.
8.长的很科幻，长的很抽象！
8. You look very sci-fi, very abstract!
9.见过丑的，没见过这么丑的。乍一看挺丑，仔细一看更丑！
9. I’ve seen ugly people, but I’ve never seen someone as ugly as you. At first glance, you’re quite ugly, but upon closer inspection, you’re even uglier!
10.你长的拖慢网速，你长的太耗内存。
10. Your appearance slows down internet speeds, and you consume too much memory.
11.任何人工智能都敌不过阁下这款天然傻瓜。
11. No artificial intelligence can compete with your natural foolishness.
12.天生就是属黄瓜的，欠拍！后天属核桃的，欠捶！终生属破摩托的，欠踹！找个媳妇属螺丝钉的，欠拧！
12. You were born to be a cucumber, waiting to be slapped! You became a walnut, waiting to be pounded! You’re a broken motorcycle, waiting to be kicked! You found a wife who is like a screw, waiting to be twisted!
13.二十一世纪很危险，快回到你的侏罗纪去吧。
13. The 21st century is dangerous; go back to your Jurassic period.
14.连如花都帅你倍以上。
14. Even Ru Hua is ten times more handsome than you.
15.你与生俱来的风骚气质，决定了你一生只能做贱人。
15. Your innate flirtatious temperament has determined that you can only be a despicable person in your life.
16.如果你觉得自己很牛B，那你一定是傻B。
16. If you think you’re very impressive, then you must be an idiot.
17.就你长那咸鱼样儿，还跟我提咸鱼，你能翻身吗，你翻给我看看。
17. With your salted fish appearance, how dare you mention salted fish? Can you turn your life around? Show me how you do it.
18.你小时候把那眼神清澈得犹如健康的小便，长大后那眼神浑浊得好似上火的浓痰。
18. When you were a child, your eyes were as clear as healthy urine, but now they’re as turbid as thick phlegm from a fever.
19.姐不是你的草船，不要把你那骚贱往我这里发。
19. I’m not your straw boat; don’t send your vulgarity my way.
20.你的头是被驴踢过还是被啃过啊？脑残到没药救。
20. Has your head been kicked by a donkey or chewed on? You’re hopelessly brain-dead.
21.经科学验证，你从外表到骨髓细胞及基因都散发出一个字“贱”。
21. Scientifically proven, from your appearance to your bone cells and genes, you exude the word “despicable.”
22.给你一点脸你就不知道自己是个什么东西了？
22. You don’t know what you are when I give you a little face?
23.你的那张脸真有威慑力，就连猪看到你都掉头就走。
23. Your face is really intimidating, even pigs turn around and walk away when they see you.
24.别嫌弃我现在对你不好，等你死了以后我一定在你的棺材里装个空调，而且还是变频的！
24. Don’t complain about me treating you poorly now, after you die, I will definitely install an air conditioner in your coffin, and it will be a variable frequency one!
25.我拜托你，不要再出来吓人了，要不然这世界就要被灭亡了。
25. I beg you, please don’t come out to scare people anymore, or the world will be doomed.
26.你找女朋友得去动物园甚至要离开地球。
26. You have to go to the zoo or even leave Earth to find a girlfriend.
27.只要你抬头臭氧层就会破洞。
27. Just by raising your head, you cause a hole in the ozone layer.
28.你长的很爱国，很敬业，很有骨气！
28. You look very patriotic, dedicated, and spirited!
29.听你说话，一种智商上的优越感油然而生！
29. Listening to you speak, a sense of intellectual superiority arises!
30.我觉得你挺适合做人妖的，不然真的是浪费人才啊！
30. I think you are quite suitable for being a transvestite; otherwise, it would be a waste of talent!
31.能把你的蠢气去掉那是一项科研成果，成功后我马上可以调到中科院去了！
31. Removing your stupidity would be a scientific achievement; once successful, I can immediately transfer to the Chinese Academy of Sciences!
32.至从见到你之后，我就终于彻底领悟到怪胎的样子了。
32. After meeting you, I finally understand what a monster looks like.
33.我没认识你之前，我真没发现原来我有以貌取人这毛病。
33. Before I met you, I didn’t realize that I had the problem of judging people by their appearance.
34.阁下长得真是天生励志！
34. You are naturally inspiring!
35.好久没有听到有人能把牛吹得这么清新脱俗了！
35. It’s been a while since I’ve heard someone brag so elegantly and unconventionally!
36.你出生时就丑的躲起来了，连你父母都不敢见你，你还怕有人举报你？
36. You were so ugly when you were born that you hid away, even your parents dared not see you. Are you still afraid of being reported?
37.你拉着一头猪逛街，很幸福的样子，我经过满怀同情的说：“看一个人的档次，就看他跟谁在一起。”话未说完，就看那猪很鄙夷的弃你而去！
37. You walked with a pig, looking very happy, and I said with sympathy, “To see a person’s level, just look at the company they keep.” Before I finished, the pig looked at you contemptuously and left!
38.知道你这种畜生嘴里吐不出象牙，来看你那猪插的样子，长得比尼玛凤姐还要雷人，你赶紧去死吧，死得越快越好，除了创造大粪，你还有什么追求？
38. I know you can’t say anything intelligent; looking at your pig-like appearance, you are even more shocking than Sister Feng. Just hurry up and die; the sooner, the better. What else do you pursue besides creating feces?
39.你长的挺有创意，活得挺有勇气。
39. You look quite creative and live with courage.
40.要不是老师说不让随地扔垃圾，我早就把你扔了。
40. If the teacher didn’t say not to litter, I would have thrown you away long ago.
41.丑不是你的本意，是上帝发的脾气。
41. Your ugliness is not your fault, it’s just God’s temper.
42.你靠山山倒，靠河河干，看鸡鸡死，看狗狗翻。
42. Whenever you rely on someone or something, it fails or disappears. You even cause trouble wherever you go.
43.如果没有你的存在怎么能衬托世界的美丽。
43. Without your existence, how could the world’s beauty be highlighted?
44.你说你，爷爷我教你练刀，你练剑，你还上剑不练，练下贱！金剑不练，练银剑！
44. I wanted to teach you swordplay, but you chose to practice a different sword technique. You didn’t even practice the proper way, just focusing on the lowly and despicable aspects! You didn’t learn the true art of the golden sword, but instead learned the silver sword!
45.给你剑仙你不当，赐你剑神你不做，非死皮赖脸哭着喊着要做剑人！真是的，何必呢？
45. You had the chance to be a sword immortal or a sword god, but you insisted on being a mere swordsman! Why bother?
46.你长的真tm后现代。
46. You look so incredibly postmodern.
47.你长的好象车祸现场。
47. You look like a car accident scene.
48.大哥，把你脸上的分辨率调低点好吗？
48. Could you please lower the resolution of your face, buddy?
49.你还没有进化完全，长的象人真的难为你了。
49. It must be really hard for you to look like a human, considering you haven’t fully evolved yet.
50.我从没见过长的这么有考古价值的。
50. I’ve never seen someone with such archaeological value.
51.我观察你很久了，终究还是觉得地球不适合你。我这有张去火星的票，给你吧！
51. I’ve been observing you for quite some time, and I’ve come to the conclusion that Earth is not the right place for you. Here’s a ticket to Mars, take it!
52.十八辈子都没干好事才会认识你，连丢进太阳都嫌不够环保。
52. It must have taken you eighteen lifetimes of doing bad deeds to end up knowing me. Even throwing you into the sun would be a waste of environmental resources.
53.还说你是中国的东方不败。
53. You claim to be the undefeated east in China.
54.想必一定是人渣中的极品，禽兽中的禽兽。看看啊，你这小脸瘦得，都没个猪样啦！
54. You must be the ultimate scum of humanity, the worst of all beasts. Look at your thin face, it’s not even worth comparing to a pig!
55.脸先着地，无力回天。
55. Your face hit the ground first, and there’s no turning back.
56.拿你当人的时候，你尽量装得像点好吗？
56. When I treat you like a human, could you please try to act like one?
57.我就奇怪了，像你这样的稀奇物种，应该列为国家一级保护动物，在去世博会展出。说不定，你还可以为我国的外星物种科研事业做出贡献呢。
57. I’m amazed that a rare species like you hasn’t been listed as a national protected animal in China. You should be displayed at the World Expo. Perhaps you could even contribute to our country’s research on extraterrestrial species.
58.你劈劈大胯练练双杠，不吃不喝也能尿炕，你跳河污染水资源，安乐死浪费时间，吃安眠药浪费国家的钱财，煤气中毒浪费煤气。
58. You can practice leg splits and parallel bars without eating or drinking, but you’ll just pollute the water if you jump into the river. Euthanasia would be a waste of time, taking sleeping pills would be a waste of the country’s money, and gas poisoning would be a waste of gas.
59.你是不是三鹿喝多了？
59. Have you been drinking too much Sanlu milk?
60.生你有多浪费啊？种地不出苗，坏种。
60. How much of a waste it must have been to give birth to you! You’re like a bad seed that won’t grow any crops.
61.你出生时是不是被扔上去过三次而只被接住过两次？
61. Were you thrown up three times and only caught twice when you were born?
62.你是个可爱的，迷人的辛勤的，白色的小小的总在为人民服务的新型杂交鱼种。
62. You are a cute, charming, hardworking, white, tiny, always serving the people’s new hybrid fish species.
63.长的很科幻，长的很抽象！
63. You look very sci-fi and abstract!
64.这年头，坐飞机有打滚的；做轮船有沉底的；做火车有出轨的；做汽车有亲嘴的；所以我劝你，没事还是在你的老鼠洞里呆着不要出来的好。
64. Nowadays, there are rolling airplanes; sinking ships; trains that derail; and kissing cars; so I advise you, it’s better to stay in your rat hole when you’re not needed.
65.都是农村狐狸，你带个墨镜涂个指甲油还想演城市聊斋啊。
65. You’re just a country fox, wearing sunglasses and applying nail polish, and you want to act like an urban Liaozhai?
66.长得帅有什么用啊！到银行用脸刷卡吗？
66. What’s the use of being handsome? Can you use your face to pay at the bank?
67.别以为你长的稀有样我们就应该物以稀为贵。
67. Don’t think that because you look rare, we should value you as a rarity.
68.一巴掌把你打到墙上扣都扣不下来。
68. I’ll slap you against the wall so hard that you won’t be able to be taken off.
69.你长得真是下不为例啊！快去整整容，以后不准再犯了啊！我也要去检查下，不知道有没有给你吓出心脏病。
69. You look so unforgettable! Go get a plastic surgery, and don’t commit this crime again! I also need to check if I’ve developed heart disease from being scared by you.
70.你不好好当人类的闲杂消遣，你出来装什么和平使者？
70. You’re not a good human’s idle amusement; what are you pretending to be a peacemaker for?
71.其实吧，你并不是一无是处，你的鼻子就象一枚荣誉勋章。
71. Actually, you’re not completely useless; your nose is like a medal of honor.
72.人贱一辈子，猪贱一刀子，活着浪费空气，死了浪费土地，在家浪费RMB。
72. You’re cheap for a lifetime, a pig is cheap for a knife, you’re a waste of air when alive, a waste of land when dead, and a waste of RMB at home.
73.上帝创造你是他的创意，你能继续活下去是你的勇气。
73. God’s creation of you was his creativity, and your continued survival is your courage.
74.你不是丑，只是美的不明显！
74. You’re not ugly, just not obviously beautiful!
75.这么多年谁一直照顾你啊？我很佩服他的胆量。
75. Who has been taking care of you for so many years? I really admire their courage.
76.瞧你这立秋的年纪了，还说要卖萌，直接就把卖萌这个词变成了贬义词。
76. Look at your age, you still want to act cute? You’ve turned the word “cute” into a derogatory term.
77.你的牙如同天上的繁星，色泽鲜艳，相距甚远。
77. Your teeth are like the stars in the sky, bright in color, and far apart.
78.这两片嘴唇，切切倒有一大碟子。
78. These two lips, if cut, would make a big plate.
79.地球真的不适合你，你应该去脑残王国，到了那里，说不定你还能当上国王呢！
79. Earth is really not suitable for you; you should go to the Kingdom of Brainlessness. When you get there, maybe you can become the king!
80.把你栽到花盆里让你也知道知道什么是植物人！
80. Plant you in a flowerpot so you know what it’s like to be a plant person!
81.是我不懂事还是把你当成人看了？
81. Is it that I don’t understand things, or have I been treating you like a human being?
82.我最胸闷的事情是认识你，最让我自责的事情还是认识你。
82. The most frustrating thing about me is getting to know you, and the thing that makes me feel most guilty is still getting to know you.
83.就你这跟你妈的胸围是一个指数的智商还说自己很聪明，真是笑掉大家的大牙。
83. With an IQ that’s on the same scale as your mother’s bust size, you still claim to be smart, which is really making everyone laugh.
84.想必你就是那传说中的一坨屎吧，长得那么猥琐不用比人介绍都已经一目了然了。
84. You must be the legendary piece of shit, looking so creepy that no introduction is needed; it’s already obvious.
85.甲：你当我白痴啊！乙：啊？原来你不是啊！
85. A: Do you think I’m an idiot? B: Ah? So you’re not!
86.单身女人叫小资，单身男人叫钻石王老五，丑女叫恐龙，帅哥叫青蛙，连你都叫小强了。
86. A single woman is called “yuppies,” a single man is called “Bachelor King,” an ugly woman is called “dinosaur,” a handsome man is called “frog,” and even you are called “Little Strong.”
87.你是长得帅，只不过是蟋蟀的蟀。
87. You may be handsome, but it’s just like a cricket’s handsomeness.
88.现在把你丢到厕所里，厕所都能吐了，把你扔进黑洞里，黑洞也能自我爆炸了！快过节了，送你一副对联：上联：树不要皮，必死无疑下联：人不要脸，天下无敌横批：人之贱无敌！
88. If I throw you into the toilet now, the toilet would vomit. If I throw you into a black hole, the black hole would self-explode! It’s almost a holiday, so here’s a couplet for you: Upper couplet: A tree without skin is doomed to die. Lower couplet: A person without shame is invincible. Horizontal scroll: The lower the贱, the more invincible!
89.你长得挺有创意，活得挺有勇气，丑不是你的本意，是上帝在发脾气。
89. You look quite creative and live with courage. Ugliness is not your intention; it’s just God having a tantrum.
90.孔子不能解决的问题，老子帮你解决！
90. Confucius cannot solve the problem, but I will help you!
91.虽然你身上喷了香水，但我还是隐约能闻到一股人渣味儿。
91. Although you have sprayed perfume on yourself, I can still vaguely smell the scent of scum.
92.你人又不聪明，还学人家绝顶！
92. You’re not smart, yet you try to imitate someone who is extremely intelligent!
93.你妈生你时是不是把人扔了把胎盘养大。
93. When your mother gave birth to you, did she throw the human away and raise the placenta instead?
94.别跟我说话，我有洁癖。
94. Don’t talk to me; I have a cleanliness obsession.
95.我忍屎忍尿也忍不下你呀。
95. I can endure feces and urine, but I can’t stand you.
96.天下之大，大不过你缺的那块心眼。
96. The world is vast, but it’s not as big as the piece of wit you lack.
97.把你丢进外太空都对得住你这个怂人了，要不然一定会让你去魔域里历练历练。
97. It would be fair to throw you into outer space, otherwise, you should definitely go to the demon realm for some experience.
98.你这种社会人渣，活的没意思，真的，连死了也是浪费土地，毒害青少年。
98. You, a social scum, have no meaning in life. Really, even death is a waste of land and a hazard to young people.
99.你原来是条狗啊，早知道就买条狗链套在你的脖子上了。
99. So you are a dog! I knew it, I should have bought a dog chain and put it around your neck.
100.你要是自己承认自己智商的话，你就滚一边去。
100. If you admit to having an IQ, then get out of my sight.
不带脏字的骂人的话
1. 你真是个让人头疼的家伙。 You’re such a headache-inducing person. 2. 我真希望你有时候能闭上你的嘴。 I really wish you could shut your mouth sometimes. 3. 你的行为真是让人难以忍受。 Your behavior is really hard to tolerate. 4. 你总是喜欢搞破坏，真让人讨厌。 You always like to cause trouble, it’s really annoying. 5. 你真是个不懈的烦人精。 You’re such an unrelenting nuisance. 6. 你的存在真是让人感到压力。 Your presence is really a source of stress for others. 7. 你真是个不懈的烦人精，总是喜欢找茬。 You’re such an unrelenting nuisance, always looking for trouble. 8. 你真是个让人无法理解的怪人。 You’re a really incomprehensible oddball. 9. 你真是个让人无法忍受的家伙。 You’re such an unbearable person. 10. 你真是个让人无法忍受的家伙，总是喜欢抱怨。 You’re such an unbearable person, always complaining.
1.你小时候被猪亲过吧？
1. Were you kissed by a pig when you were little?
2.你再有劲你能憋住尿吗？
2. No matter how strong you are, can you hold your urine?
3.你左看像白痴，右看像傻子，上看像头猪，下看像头驴。
3. You look like a fool on the left, an idiot on the right, a pig from above, and a donkey from below.
4.要移民火星，是为了要离开你。
4. Wanting to immigrate to Mars is just to get away from you.
5.如果你能主动让科学家研究，这样对世界了解外星生物的事业作出了很大的贡献！
5. If you could volunteer for scientists to study, you would make a great contribution to the world’s understanding of extraterrestrial life!
6.我就不明白绳子太长就会打结，而你的舌头却不能？
6. I just don’t get it: a long rope gets tangled, but your tongue doesn’t?
7.你别和我说话，因为我听不懂，在别人的眼中看来，我和一条猪在吵架是一件很愚蠢的事。
7. Don’t talk to me, because I don’t understand. In other people’s eyes, it’s foolish for me to argue with a pig.
8.你没有猪的形象，但是你有猪的气质。
8. You don’t have the appearance of a pig, but you do have the temperament of one.
9.把你的照片贴墙上，白天避邪，晚上避孕。
9. Put your picture on the wall, to ward off evil during the day and prevent pregnancy at night.
10.看你走个路都昂首挺胸的，怕别人不知道你是飞机场吗？
10. You walk with your head held high, afraid that others don’t know you have a flat chest?
11.你的长相很提神的说！
11. Your appearance is quite refreshing, isn’t it?
12.对你，我实在想不出有什么语言和不同人类的你沟通！
12. For you, I really can’t think of any language to communicate with someone who is different from humans!
13.我脸上的痘要是和你脑袋上的头发一样少，就心满意足了！
13. If only the pimples on my face were as few as the hairs on your head, I would be content!
14.这么多年谁一直照顾你啊？我很佩服他的胆量。
14. Who has been taking care of you all these years? I really admire their courage.
15.当你拿起镜子，看着自己…你以为是多余的，其实吧……你还真是多余的。
15. When you pick up a mirror and look at yourself… You think it’s unnecessary, but actually… you really are unnecessary.
16.你说，我青春期起痘痘，你更年期羡慕是吗？
16. You say, I have acne during my teenage years, and you envy it during menopause, right?
17.整天满身的劣质香水味还往男人身边凑，谁多看你一眼了吗？
17. Wearing cheap perfume all day and hanging around men, has anyone even given you a second glance?
18.长得真有创意，活得真有勇气！
18. You look really creative and live with great courage!
19.你活着浪费空气，死了浪费土地，半死不活浪费人民币！
19. You’re a waste of air when you’re alive, a waste of land when you’re dead, and a waste of money when you’re half-dead and half-alive!
20.你就像根苦瓜，穿得这么清凉，长得这么败火！
20. You’re like a bitter gourd: dressed so cool, but looking so disappointing!
21.骂人别人脸皮厚就说蚊子应该很难订到你吧蚊子奋斗了一晚上都没劲了。
21. If you say someone has a thick skin, you can say that mosquitoes must have a hard time biting you, as they struggled all night and still have no strength left.
22.你能讲文明，讲素质的时候，我想是我再次投胎做人的时候。
22. The day you can speak with civility and quality is probably the day I’m reborn as a human again.
23.我可没说你不要脸，我是说不要脸的都是你这样的。
23. I didn’t say you have no shame; I said that those who have no shame are like you.
24.嫉妒归嫉妒，做人不要做狗，在背后诋毁有意思？
24. Jealousy is one thing, but don’t act like a dog and slander others behind their backs, is it interesting?
25.你这个不要脸的东西，不对，你本来就没脸。
25. You are such a shameless person, no, you have no face at all.
26.你的咪咪一个大一个小，你的屁股一个圆一个扁。
26. One of your breasts is big and the other is small, and one of your buttocks is round and the other is flat.
27.你像一个傻子般的活着，你就是堕胎失败的最好例子。
27. You live like a fool; you are the best example of a failed abortion.
28.这种极端的方式，反而让我更加反感你，遇见你之前我还不以貌取人呢！
28. Such extreme behavior only makes me more disgusted with you. Before meeting you, I didn’t judge people by their appearance!
29.小样，你照照镜子看看你的有多大？有多长？脑袋里养鲸鱼了不是？孩子，长大点再来吧！
29. Look at yourself in the mirror and see how big or long you are. Do you have a whale in your head? Come back when you’ve grown up a bit, kid!
30.穿低胸装还拿手挡着，太没公德心了。
30. Wearing a low-cut dress and covering it with your hand is very inconsiderate.
31.请你不要用你的排泄器官对我说话，这是很不礼貌的，谢谢！
31. Please don’t speak to me with your excretory organ; it’s very impolite, thank you!
32.你长的外形不准，比例没打好。
32. Your appearance is not accurate, and the proportions are not well-balanced.
33.你的父母是做化学的吧，一看你长得就跟试验品似的。
33. Your parents must be in the chemical industry, because you look like a test subject.
34.别把自己抬那么高，小心掉下来摔死你。
34. Don’t raise yourself too high, or you might fall and kill yourself.
35.我要生孩子必须让你教他，还要教他历史，看一眼你的脸，中华五千年全记住了。
35. If I have a child, I must let you teach him, and also teach him history. Just by looking at your face, he will remember the 5,000 years of Chinese history.
36.给老子摆正位置不要乱放屁，不要太把自己当回事儿。
36. Straighten up and don’t fart around; don’t take yourself too seriously.
37.您是不是把敌敌畏当可乐，把您那八毛钱十二斤的脑袋喝秀逗了。
37. Did you drink parathion as cola, and did it make your 80-cent, 12-jin head go haywire?
38.你感觉神经末梢有点长。
38. Your nerve endings must be a bit too long.
39.你早上吃化肥了，说话咋内有劲！
39. Did you eat fertilizer this morning? Your words are so forceful!
40.你要是长的不丑还真的挺漂亮的。
40. If you weren’t ugly, you would actually be quite pretty.
41.骚是个性吗?那我承认你很个性。
41. Is being flirtatious a personality trait? Then I admit you have a unique personality.
42.别以为你会写素质俩字就是知识份子了。
42. Don’t think that just because you can write the word “quality,” you’re an intellectual.
43.真想把你插在花盆里，让你也知道什么是植物人。
43. I really want to plant you in a flowerpot so you can experience what it’s like to be a vegetable.
44.有的时候你乐观的像个屁，总以为自己能惊天动地。
44. Sometimes you’re so optimistic, like a fart, thinking you can shake the world.
45.嫌我说话粗，不粗那叫文雅，什么是文雅，文雅就是装孙子。
45. You think my words are coarse, but being gentle is called elegance. What is elegance? Elegance is just putting on airs.
46.既然知道生活很颓废，为什么还要继续这样颓废的生活呢？
46. Since you know life is decadent, why continue to live this way?
47.如果你的丑陋可以发电的话全世界的核电厂都可以停摆。
47. If your ugliness could generate electricity, all the nuclear power plants in the world could shut down.
48.天下之大，大不过你缺的那块心眼。
48. The world is vast, but not as vast as the piece of your mind that’s missing.
49.一脸兴冲冲的，跟喝了尿糖似的。
49. You look so excited, like you’ve just drunk a sugary urine.
50.我是不够完美，但是我坦白自然，你呢？
50. I’m not perfect, but at least I’m honest and natural. How about you?
51.啊，没事，就是清明上坟的时分，忽然想起您，为什么那么多人死，您还不死呢。
51. Oh, it’s nothing, just suddenly thought of you during the Qingming Festival when visiting graves. Why have so many people died, and you’re still alive?
52.又是一个整容后的败笔，毁容的成功。
52. Another botched plastic surgery, a successful disaster.
53.你是智障学校毕业的，还次次考试满分，年年拿最高奖学金的货。
53. You must have graduated from a school for the mentally challenged, and yet you score full marks in every exam, receiving the highest scholarship every year.
54.有头在空中飞得口吐白沫的牛，要我帮它下来，唯一的方法是让你闭上嘴。
54. There’s a cow flying in the sky, frothing at the mouth. If I want to help it down, the only way is to make you shut up.
55.你打扮成这样，是对这个世界有什么不满么？
55. Why do you dress like that? Are you dissatisfied with the world?
56.你光着身子追我两公里，我回一次头都算我是流氓！
56. If you chase me two kilometers naked, and I even look back once, I’m the scoundrel!
57.曾以为你是那崖畔的一枝花，后来才知道，不过是人海一粒渣。
57. I once thought you were a flower on the cliff, but later I found out you were just a piece of trash in the sea of people.
58.照个相还掘个嘴，鼓个腮帮子，要不就握个拳头弄脸旁边，你要打谁啊，还是你脑血栓啊，半身不遂啊。
58. You pout, puff your cheeks, or hold a fist beside your face when taking a photo. Who are you trying to hit, or do you have a stroke, hemiplegia, or something?
59.作为失败的典型，你真的是太成功了。
59. As a prime example of failure, you are incredibly successful.
60.我忘了世界还有一种人——火星人，你从那来的吧？
60. I forgot there was another kind of person in the world - a Martian. Are you from there?
61.、B形容你，人家铅笔不乐意！
61. B describes you, and even the pencil doesn’t like it!
62.自己的祖国不热爱，自己的祖先不祭拜，自己的宗教不信仰，我靠，你去哈日哈韩哈英哈美，你有资格么？
62. If you don’t love your own country, worship your ancestors, or believe in your own religion, damn it, how can you have the qualifications to be obsessed with Japan, Korea, England, or America?
63.东方不亮西方亮，二逼啥样儿你啥样儿。
63. If the East doesn’t shine, the West will, and you are just like the most foolish person there.
64.别人要开飞机去撞双子星才行，而你只要跳伞就有同样的威力。
64. Others have to fly a plane into the Twin Towers, but you only need to jump out of a parachute to have the same power.
65.你是我见过的容量最大的铅笔盒了，装那么多笔你不累吗？
65. You are the largest pencil case I’ve ever seen; aren’t you tired of carrying so many pencils?
66.老师让我们不要乱仍垃圾，不然我早把你丢了。
66. The teacher told us not to litter, or I would have thrown you away long ago.
67.当初你傲成那个样子，现在又是玩哪出呢？
67. You were so arrogant back then, what kind of game are you playing now?
68.白痴能够当你的老师，智障都能够教你说人话。
68. An idiot could be your teacher, and a mentally disabled person could teach you how to speak human language.
69.可能你出生的时候，被吓到过，到现在你还没回过神来。
69. Maybe when you were born, you were scared, and you haven’t recovered yet.
70.我也不想以貌取人，我也有努力看见你的灵魂呀，结果你的灵魂也没有比你的外表美啊。
70. I don’t want to judge people by their appearance; I’ve tried to see your soul, but it’s no more beautiful than your appearance.
71.你难道不知道你身上的味道就像是一条死了几天的的金鱼。
71. Don’t you know that the smell on you is like a dead goldfish that’s been dead for days?
72.你的肺活量是多少啊，能把牛B吹的这么大。
72. How much lung capacity do you have to blow such a big bull?
73.你饶了我吧！还我一个干净美好和谐的世界吧！不要再污染环境，影响市容了。
73. Please spare me! Give me back a clean, beautiful, and harmonious world! Stop polluting the environment and affecting the cityscape.
74.你是社会的人渣，是粪便的寄生虫，是人体内多余的肥肉，是低级生物中的最低级，是男人的败类。
74. You are the scum of society, a parasite of feces, extra fat in the human body, the lowest among lowly creatures, and a disgrace to men.
75.谁说猪的脑子最蠢？我说猪的脑子最聪明，吃包了就睡，什么也不用想，养得肥肥胖胖的，只能说猪的脑子保养的好，你的脑子也是保养的最好的。
75. Who says pigs have the dumbest brains? I say pigs have the smartest brains, they eat and sleep, without any worries, and grow fat and plump. It can only be said that pigs take good care of their brains, and your brain is also well-maintained.
76.一个女孩，好好穿个正规长度的裙子或者裤子上衣，合理的弄些首饰来修饰自己，说话办事文文气气的，淑女点不好么？
76. Why can’t a girl wear a proper length skirt or pants and top, reasonably accessorize herself, and speak and act gently like a lady?
77.你说我是猪，跟我交往根绝没有意思，那么我问你，既然你都能跟猪交往，可见你的境界很高。
77. You say I’m a pig and it’s meaningless to associate with me. Then I ask you, since you can associate with pigs, it shows that your realm is very high.
78.你的DNA是什么结构的？你个进化不完全的生命体，基因突变的外星人，你做人不精，做鬼不灵，投胎不济，来生定是个菠萝心，吃完就被人扔了。
78. What is the structure of your DNA? You are an incompletely evolved life form, a genetically mutated alien, not good at being human, not good at being a ghost, and you will be reborn as a pineapple heart in your next life, thrown away after being eaten.
79.说话都说不清楚，老跟嘴里含着粪似的。
79. You can’t even speak clearly, it’s like you have feces in your mouth.
80.现在才知道你的那张脸就是屁股，难怪你总是用那张嘴到处喷翔。
80. Now I know that your face is a butt, no wonder you always spray feces with that mouth.
81.别以为自己魅力无限，你的魅力只能在非生物界才是无价，而在人类你的魅力分文不值。
81. Don’t think you have infinite charm; your charm is priceless only in the non-living world, while in the human world, your charm is worthless.
82.过丑的，没见过这么丑的。乍一看挺丑，仔细一看更丑！
82. You are so ugly; I have never seen anyone as ugly as you. At first glance, you look ugly, but upon closer inspection, you look even uglier!
83.虽然你身上喷了古龙水，但我还是能隐约闻到一股人渣味儿。
83. Although you have sprayed cologne on yourself, I can still faintly smell the scent of a scumbag.
84.你妈生你的时候调成了随机状态了吧。
84. Your mom must have set the settings to random when she gave birth to you.
85.如果你的丑陋可以发电的话全世界的核电厂都可以停摆。
85. If your ugliness could generate electricity, all the nuclear power plants in the world could shut down.
86.像你这种的家伙，只能演电视剧里的一陀粪，比不上路边被狗洒过尿的口香糖。
86. A guy like you can only play a lump of feces in TV dramas, not even comparable to a piece of gum that has been peed on by a dog on the roadside.
87.现在男的长的越来越他妈祸国殃民了。
87. Nowadays, men are becoming more and more of a disaster for the country and its people.
88.心里有病是吧？一脑袋的浆糊，生活不能自理就找个人照顾下，不过你这样有谁敢照顾你啊！
88. You have a mental illness, don’t you? Your head is full of mush, and if you can’t take care of yourself, find someone to look after you. But with your appearance, who would dare to take care of you?
89.动物穿这衣服都变人了，你丫一穿上立马就变动物。
89. An animal would become human if it wore these clothes, but as soon as you put them on, you become an animal.
90.你以为你装可爱就回归童年了？
90. Do you think you can return to childhood by acting cute?
91.人妖要有人妖的样子，人不人，妖不妖，你去吓鬼啊！
91. A transvestite should have a transvestite’s appearance. You are neither human nor demon; go scare ghosts!
92.我感觉你像两头猪，因为一头猪已经不能形容你的蠢。
92. I think you resemble two pigs because one pig is not enough to describe your stupidity.
93.你去过的名胜全部变古迹，你去过的古迹会变成历史。
93. All the famous scenic spots you visit become historical sites, and all the historical sites you visit become history.
94.你长的外形不准，比例没打好。
94. Your appearance is not accurate; the proportions are not well-balanced.
95.虽然你身上喷了古龙水，但我还是能隐约闻到一股人渣味儿。
95. Although you have sprayed cologne on yourself, I can still faintly smell the scent of a scumbag.
96.一脚踹不出你屎来，算你拉的干净。
96. If I can’t kick your poop out, it means you have cleaned yourself well.
97.你脸上的痘真多，拖拉机开上去都会翻车！
97. There are so many pimples on your face that a tractor would flip over if it drove over them!
98.少在我面前拽的跟二五八万似的，摆好POSE，在装13。
98. Don’t act so arrogant in front of me, like you’re a big shot. Get your pose right and stop pretending to be cool.
99.你说你，爷爷我教你练刀，你练剑，你还上剑不练，练下贱！金剑不练，练银剑！
99. You, I taught you how to practice swordsmanship, but you chose to practice sword fighting. You didn’t practice the noble sword, but the despicable one! You should practice the Golden Sword, not the Silver Sword!
100.给你剑仙你不当，赐你剑神你不做，非死皮赖脸哭着喊着要做剑人！真是的，何必呢？
100. You don’t want to be a sword immortal, nor a sword god; you insist on being a sword person! Really, why bother?
损人的话
1.你卑微的表面，掩饰变态的内心。
1. Your humble appearance conceals a perverted heart.
2.你能不能把你的钛合金狗眼给闭上？
2. Can you close your titanium dog eyes?
3.如果对方要是骂你，你可以回，请别跟我说话吐口水，我没拿钱，买不起湿巾。
3. If someone insults you, you can reply, “Please don’t talk to me and spit, I’m not paid, and I can’t afford wet wipes.”
4.你就不应该来地球上浪费资源的，你看有谁欢迎你了？
4. You shouldn’t be on Earth wasting resources; who welcomes you here?
5.我最胸闷的事情是认识你，最让我自责的事情还是认识你。
5. The most frustrating thing in my life is knowing you, and the thing that makes me feel most guilty is still knowing you.
6.人生在世无非是让别人笑笑，偶尔笑笑别人。
6. Life is just about making others laugh and occasionally laughing at others.
7.看见你就好像看见市场上快下市的小青菜，毛钱一大把。
7. Seeing you is like seeing the cheap, almost-out-of-season vegetables in the market.
8.你就像根苦瓜，穿得这么清凉，长得这么败火。
8. You’re like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool, yet so disappointing.
9.别把我对你的忍耐当成你不要脸的姿态，撅屁股看天，有眼无珠。
9. Don’t take my patience for your shameless attitude; look up with your butt, you’re blind.
10.你的智商跟你妈的胸围是一个指数。
10. Your IQ is on the same scale as your mother’s bust size.
11.真佩服你妈，当初怎么让你生出来的呢？怎么不刚生个脑袋的时候俩腿一合，夹死你个B！
11. I really admire your mom; how did she let you be born? Why didn’t she just close her legs and crush you with her legs when you were just a head?
12.看你就知道你是驴和马的爱情结晶，要不你长的驴不驴，马不马的，让人一看你就知道你是头骡子，哈哈，一个天阉的货，骡子呀！
12. Just looking at you, I can tell you’re the love child of a donkey and a horse. Otherwise, why do you look neither like a donkey nor a horse? People can tell at a glance that you’re a mule, haha, a heavenly castrated creature, a mule!
13.你是我见过的容量最大的铅笔盒了，装那么多笔你不累吗。
13. You’re the largest-capacity pencil case I’ve ever seen; aren’t you tired of carrying so many pens?
14.你丫长的，这摸样，这身段，毕加索大师的画也没你抽象。
14. You look like this, with this figure; even Picasso’s paintings are not as abstract as you.
15.任何人工智能都敌不过阁下这款天然傻瓜。
15. No artificial intelligence can compete with your natural foolishness.
16.别这么说人家，人家也村头一朵花呢，不过自从她是花之后，牛粪都没有了。
16. Don’t say that about her; she’s also a flower in the village. But ever since she became a flower, there’s no more cow dung.
17.你这个半身不遂的东西，给你一点脸你就不知道自己是什么东西了？
17. You’re such a half-paralyzed thing; give you a little face, and you don’t know what you are.
18.你就像根苦瓜，穿得这么清凉，长得这么败火！
18. You’re like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool, yet so disappointing!
19.听说你最近又胖了，打电话时一笑，脸蛋就碰能到挂机键。
19. I heard you’ve gained weight recently. When you laugh on the phone, your face can touch the hang-up button.
20.狗就是狗，出了事了就来找主人，没事只管吃屎。
20. A dog is a dog; when something happens, it comes to find its owner, and when there’s nothing, it just eats shit.
21.美貌只能够用来骗男人，聪明可以用来骗世人。
21. Beauty can only be used to deceive men, while intelligence can be used to deceive the world.
22.我每次看到你，都有一种特别的感觉，这种感觉就像是我做噩梦时候的感觉一样。
22. Every time I see you, I have a special feeling, just like the feeling I have when I have a nightmare.
23.吹NB能带动经济建设吗？吹NB能促进事业发展吗？吹NB能引领共奔小康吗？
23. Can bragging drive economic construction? Can bragging promote career development? Can bragging lead us to a prosperous life together?
24.我是没有锅，有锅我早就把你炖了。
24. If I had a pot, I would have cooked you already.
25.一脚踹不出你屎来，算你拉的干净。
25. If I can’t kick any poop out of you, it means you’ve been clean.
26.曾以为你是那崖畔的一枝花，后来才知道，不过是人海一粒渣。
26. I once thought you were a flower on the cliff, but later I found out you were just a piece of trash in the crowd.
27.巴黎圣母院少个敲钟的，就你了。
27. Notre Dame in Paris is short of a bell-ringer, and it’s you.
28.你都成了侏罗纪的主人了，恐龙一族的老将现在倒好哪国都怕你，都是你的长相有功劳，国家多给你搬奖章了。
28. You have become the master of the Jurassic era. The dinosaurs are now feared by all countries, thanks to your appearance. You have contributed to your country, and they have awarded you many medals.
29.你也够蠢的啊！一眼被人就看出来屎傻子了啊！
29. You’re so stupid that people can see it at a glance!
30.你说你能干点啥，去打仗的话子弹飞弹会忍不住向你飞。
30. What can you do? If you go to war, bullets and missiles will fly towards you uncontrollably.
31.狗，滚回你的窝吧，哥不想看到你，看到你恶心，到时候别低着头弯着腰求哥哥接受你的道歉就行。
31. Dog, go back to your den. I don’t want to see you. It’s disgusting when I see you. Just don’t bow your head and bend your waist to beg for my forgiveness later.
32.遇到你之前，我的世界是黑白的，遇见你之后，哇靠，全黑了。
32. Before I met you, my world was in black and white. After meeting you, wow, it’s all black.
33.长得真有创意，活得真有勇气！
33. You look really creative and live with real courage!
34.给我一张你的靓照呗，回家辟邪用。
34. Give me a nice picture of you, I’ll use it to ward off evil at home.
35.你说，我青春期起痘痘，你更年期羡慕是吗。
35. You say, I have acne during my teenage years, and you envy it during your menopause, right?
36.你已经懒得理他，那你就一直不说话，等他问你怎么不说话，你说狗咬我一口，我不可能咬狗一口。
36. If you’re too lazy to talk to him, just don’t say a word. When he asks why you’re not talking, say, “A dog bit me, and I can’t bite a dog back.”
37.你打扮成这样，是对这个世界有什么不满么？
37. Why do you dress like this? Are you dissatisfied with the world?
38.我们好像进入了一个只有拿出钱才能证明爱心的时代。
38. It seems that we have entered an era where love can only be proven by spending money.
39.见过丑的，没见过这么丑的。乍一看挺丑，仔细一看更丑！
39. I’ve seen ugly people, but I’ve never seen someone as ugly as you. At first glance, you’re quite ugly, and upon closer inspection, you’re even uglier!
40.我就奇怪了，像你这样的稀奇物种，应该列为国家一级保护动物，在去世博会展出。说不定，你还可以为我国的外星物种科研事业做出贡献呢。
40. I find it strange that a rare species like you should be listed as a national first-class protected animal and displayed at the World Expo. Maybe you can contribute to our country’s extraterrestrial species research.
41.你家的洁厕剂和妇炎洁是一个用法的。
41. The toilet cleaner in your house and the feminine hygiene product are used in the same way.
42.脑子没事多装点东西，别连点水都没有。
42. Fill your mind with more things when it’s idle, don’t even have a drop of water in it.
43.照个相还掘个嘴，鼓个腮帮子，要不就握个拳头弄脸旁边，你要打谁啊，还是你脑血栓啊，半身不遂啊。
43. When taking a photo, you pout, puff your cheeks, or make a fist and place it beside your face. Are you trying to hit someone, or do you have a brain thrombosis and hemiplegia?
44.这位大姐，出门右转公里有个猪圈，你妈喊你回家吃泔水。
44. This lady, there is a pigsty a kilometer to the right when you go out. Your mother is calling you to go home and eat the swill.
45.做人不能这样，缺狗粮才知道来找我？
45. You shouldn’t be like this in life; you only come to find me when you lack dog food, right?
46.别急，你自己跑不到那地方，还得麻烦那环卫工人。
46. Don’t worry, you can’t run to that place by yourself, and you’ll still have to trouble the sanitation workers.
47.都说你像雾，像风，又像云的，就是不像人，女人要是贱到你那种程度，也算是修成正果了。
47. They say you are like fog, wind, and clouds, but not like a human being. If a woman is as cheap as you, it can be considered a great achievement.
48.就算一辆卡车在我面前撞倒你，我也不会送你去医院！你浪费氧。
48. Even if a truck crashes into you right in front of me, I won’t take you to the hospital! You’re wasting oxygen.
49.你说不要等你翻了身，可咸鱼翻身，还是咸鱼。
49. You said not to wait for you to turn over, but when a salted fish flips over, it’s still a salted fish.
50.地球真的不适合你，你应该去脑残王国，到了那里，说不定你还能当上国王呢！
50. Earth is really not suitable for you; you should go to the Kingdom of Brain Damage. When you get there, maybe you can become the king!
51.你出生时就丑的躲起来了，连你父母都不敢见你，你还怕有人举报你？
51. You were so ugly when you were born that you hid, and even your parents dared not see you. Are you afraid someone will report you?
52.前世，你已经在我身上烙上了专属于你的印记，从此我无法选择，无处可逃。前世，我的名字，叫做吕洞宾。
52. In a previous life, you have already branded me with a mark that belongs to you, so I have no choice and nowhere to escape. In that previous life, my name was Lu Dongbin.
53.你的智商和喜马拉雅山的氧气一样，稀薄。
53. Your IQ is as thin as the oxygen in the Himalayas.
54.不是我不小心，而是我故意的。
54. It’s not that I’m careless, but I did it on purpose.
55.毁灭友情的方式有许多，最彻底的一种是借钱。
55. There are many ways to destroy friendships, and the most thorough one is borrowing money.
56.你小时候给奥特曼用激光射多了长大基因突变了？长成这样，不会怪兽就是你演的吧？都不用化妆了吧！
56. Were you exposed to too much laser from Ultraman when you were a child, causing genetic mutation? You look like this; did you play the monster without makeup?
57.你长得真可爱，猪八戒是你老子吧！
57. You look so cute; is Pigsy your father?
58.脑残就脑残呗！还说的那么冠冕堂皇的，还说自己有的治。
58. You have brain damage, and you even say it so grandly, claiming that you can be cured.
59.孩子把玩具当朋友，成人把朋友当玩具。
59. Children treat toys as friends, while adults treat friends as toys.
60.你是我见过的容量最大的铅笔盒了，装那么多笔你不累吗？
60. You are the largest-capacity pencil case I have ever seen; aren’t you tired of carrying so many pens?
61.老子变天鹅的时候，你还是颗蛋呢。
61. When Laozi turned into a swan, you were still an egg.
62.看样子你是忘记注射狂犬疫苗了，见到一个人就咬住不放是吧？
62. It seems you’ve forgotten to get your rabies vaccine, huh? You just bite and hold on to anyone you see, don’t you?
63.别以为你说的和别人与众不同就能引起我的注意。
63. Don’t think that being different from others in what you say will get my attention.
64.你就是给我们国家丢脸，吓的老外都跑去用妇炎洁了。
64. You’re the one who’s making our country lose face, scaring foreigners to use feminine hygiene products.
65.昨日你家发大水，你妈变成水乌龟，你爸变成鸟，满天飞。
65. Yesterday your house flooded, your mom turned into a water turtle, and your dad turned into a bird, flying all over the sky.
66.你还美呢，长成那样还出来，你的目标就是能吓死一个是一个对不？
66. You’re still proud, looking like that and coming out? Your goal is to scare as many people as you can, right?
67.啊？原来这世上还有你的存在啊？对不起，你太渺小了，没有人会知道有你的存在！
67. Ah? So there is someone like you in this world? Sorry, you’re too insignificant for anyone to know about your existence!
68.就算世界上只剩你一个女人，我都宁愿去和别人搞基。
68. Even if you’re the last woman in the world, I’d rather have a gay relationship with someone else.
69.你的脸皮是你身体上最神奇的一部分，可大可小，可厚可薄，甚至可有可无。
69. Your face is the most magical part of your body, it can be big or small, thick or thin, and even non-existent.
70.你是金子我是煤，你会发光我会发热。别把我惹火了，小心把你融化了。
70. You’re gold, I’m coal; you shine, I heat up. Don’t make me angry, or I’ll melt you.
骂人顺口溜大全，骂人的话顺口溜
Insulting rhymes, offensive phrases
2.人之初性本善，不做作业是好汉，老师打你怎么办，拿起菜刀跟他干，干不过怎么办，楼下去找保安干，保安不管怎么办，拿起脉冲跟他干，老师跑了怎么办，拿起超级跟踪弹，没打中怎么办，再发一粒原子弹！
2. At the beginning, human nature is kind. Not doing homework makes you a hero. What if the teacher hits you? Grab a kitchen knife and fight back. If you can’t win, go downstairs and fight the security guard. What if the security guard doesn’t help? Grab a pulse weapon and fight. What if the teacher runs away? Use a super tracking missile. If you miss, launch a nuclear bomb!
3.一年级死，二年级抬，三年级挖坑四年级埋，五年级哭的起不来，六年级的兔崽子他来都不来。
3. First graders die, second graders carry, third graders dig, fourth graders bury, fifth graders cry so much they can’t get up, and sixth graders don’t even show up.
4.从前有座山，山上有座庙，庙里有个缸，缸里有个盆，盆里有个碗，碗里有个匙儿，匙儿里有两花生仁儿，我吃了，你馋了，我的故事讲完了。
4. Once upon a time, there was a mountain, on the mountain, there was a temple, in the temple, there was a vat, in the vat, there was a basin, in the basin, there was a bowl, in the bowl, there was a spoon, in the spoon, there were two peanut kernels. I ate them, you’re craving for them, and my story is finished.
5.把你的心，我的心，掰成瓣儿、剁成片儿、穿成串儿，再撒点儿胡椒面，拿去烤，羊肉串…(小虎队的《爱》)
5. Take your heart, my heart, break them into pieces, chop them into slices, string them up, sprinkle some pepper on them, and grill them. Lamb skewers… (From Little Tigers’ “Love”)
6.在我心中，你是一颗大葱，把你切吧切吧剁吧剁吧扔进茅坑……(《真心英雄》)
6. In my heart, you are a green onion. Cut you, chop you, and throw you into the latrine… (“True Hero”)
7.春来不是读书天，夏日炎炎正好眠，秋有蚊虫冬有雪，背起书包等明年。
7. Spring is not a time for studying, summer is perfect for napping, autumn has mosquitoes, and winter has snow. Pick up the school bag and wait for next year.
8.日照香炉生紫烟，遥看羊肉串挂前川，哈喇子留下三千尺，一摸口袋没带钱。
8. The sun shines on the incense burner, creating purple smoke. From afar, I see the lamb skewers hanging in front of the river. My drool is three thousand feet long, but I touch my pocket and find no money.
9.有了钱，你还是一样的肤浅；没了钱，能让你变的那么贱。
9. With money, you’re still shallow; without money, you become so cheap.
10.你爸好，你爸坏，你爸是我的裤腰带。
10. Your dad is good, your dad is bad, your dad is my belt.
11.臭美大辣椒，一走一弯腰，走到小卖部，穿着开裆裤。
11. Proud and showy chili pepper, bending with every step, walking to the convenience store, wearing crotch-opening pants.
12.下定决心去偷瓜，不怕牺牲地里爬，排除万难捡大个，争取胜利扛回家。
12. Make up your mind to steal melons, not afraid of sacrifice, crawling in the field, overcoming all difficulties to pick the biggest one, striving for victory and carrying it home.
13.你的头，像皮球，一踢踢到百货大楼，百货大楼，有风扇，一扇扇到火车站，火车站，有火车，给你轧个稀巴烂!
13. Your head, like a ball, I kick it to the department store, the department store, with a fan, fanning to the train station, the train station, with a train, it crushes you to pieces!
14.东边有头驴，没人骑，今天我高兴，我来骑。 嘚驾，沃于，崩我一身泥。回家让妈洗, 妈说扒我皮，烧香拜佛，我再也不骑驴!
14. There’s a donkey in the east, no one rides it, I’m happy today, I’ll ride it. Giddy up, woah, it splashes me with mud. I go home to have my mom wash it off, she says she’ll skin me alive, burn incense and worship Buddha, I’ll never ride a donkey again!
15.你到我身边，嘻皮又笑脸，偷走了我的二分钱，我的二分钱，存了八百年，哦~你真不要脸。
15. You come to me, grinning and smiling, stealing my two cents, my two cents, saved for eight hundred years, oh~you’re really shameless.
16.山西的山，山西的水，山西的XX爱臭美，金钩鼻子蛤蟆嘴，老虎眼睛猪屁股，外加一双罗圈腿，看你臭美不臭美。
16. The mountains of Shanxi, the water of Shanxi, the XX from Shanxi loves to show off, with a hook nose, toad mouth, tiger eyes, pig buttocks, and a pair of bowlegs, see if you still show off or not.
17.幼稚园程度的高中生，先天蒙古症的青蛙头。
17. A high school student with a kindergarten level, a frog head with congenital Down syndrome.
18.一不许哭，二不许笑，三不许露出小白牙，四不许放屁崩爆米花。
18. Don’t cry, don’t laugh, don’t show your white teeth, don’t fart and pop popcorn.
19.看你玉树临风，英俊潇洒，风流倜傥，人见人爱，花见花开，想必一定是人渣中的极品，禽兽中的禽兽.看看啊，你这小脸瘦得，都没个猪样啦!现在把你丢到厕所里，厕所都能吐了，把你扔进黑洞里，黑洞也能自我爆炸了!
19. Looking at you, elegant and handsome, romantic and charming, loved by everyone, admired by flowers, you must be the best of human scum, the beast among beasts. Look at your thin face, it’s not even like a pig! If I throw you into the toilet now, the toilet would vomit, and if I throw you into a black hole, the black hole would self-destruct!
20.快过节了，送你一副对联： 上联：树不要皮，必死无疑 下联：人不要脸，天下无敌 横批：人之贱无敌！
20. It’s almost a holiday, here’s a couplet for you: Upper couplet: A tree without skin, surely dead; Lower couplet: A person without shame, invincible in the world; Horizontal scroll: No one can match the lowliness of a person!
21.你长得挺有创意,活得挺有勇气,丑不是你的本意,是上帝在发脾气.你老说你男朋友长得帅,有钱,长得是有钱,长得跟前列线似的,尿尿都分叉了,赶快去治治吧！
21. You look quite creative, and you live with courage. Ugliness is not your fault, it’s God’s temper. You always say your boyfriend is handsome and rich, but he looks like he has money, with a face like a prostate gland, even his urine splits, hurry up and get it treated!
22.人贱一辈子 猪贱一刀子 活着浪费空气 死了浪费土地 在家浪费RMB
22. A despicable person for a lifetime, a despicable pig for a knife. Living is a waste of air, dead is a waste of land. At home, it’s a waste of RMB.
23.唐僧骑马咚呀个咚，后面跟着孙悟空，孙悟空，跑得快，后面跟着个猪八戒，猪八戒，鼻子长，后面跟着个沙和尚，沙和尚，挑着箩，后面跟着个老幺婆。。。
23. Tang Seng rides a horse, dong ya dong, followed by Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong runs fast, followed by a pig, the pig has a long nose, followed by a monk Sha, monk Sha carries a basket, followed by an old woman. . .
24.屁，是1种气，在人们肚里绕来绕去，一不小心放了出去，穿过铁丝网，来到意大利，意大利的国王正在看戏，国王闻到屁，很不满意，提出抗议。。。
24. Fart, is a kind of gas, swirling in people’s stomachs, accidentally released, passing through the barbed wire, arriving in Italy, the king of Italy is watching a play, the king smells the fart, very dissatisfied, protests. . .
25.飞流直下三千尺，顺手一摸没带纸。
25. Waterfalls plunge three thousand feet straight down, and when I touch my hand, I find I haven’t brought any paper.
26.看背影击退千军万马，一回头吓退各路诸侯，横批：我的妈呀！
26. Looking at the back, it defeats thousands of troops and horses; one turn of the head scares away all the lords. Horizontal scroll: My goodness!
27.花钱不多, 摸上一摸; 十块八块, 心情愉快; 百二八十, 没啥价值; 千二八百, 不知好歹; 万二八千, 心情悲惨; 十万八万, 必有大难; 百万千万, 马上完蛋。
27. Spend a little money, touch it; ten or eight yuan, in a good mood; twenty or thirty, not worth much; two or three hundred, ungrateful; two or three thousand, miserable; ten or twenty thousand,必有大难; a million or ten million, it’s all over.
28.你从小缺钙，长大缺爱，外祖母不疼，舅父不爱。左脸欠抽，右脸欠踹。驴见驴踢，猪见猪踩。天生就是属黄瓜的，欠拍!后天属核桃的，欠捶!终生属破摩托的，欠踹!找个媳妇属螺丝钉的，欠拧!
28. You were缺钙 when you were young,缺爱 when you grew up, your great-grandmother didn’t love you, and your uncle didn’t care. Your left face needs a slap, your right face needs a kick. A donkey would kick you, a pig would step on you. You were born to be like a cucumber,欠拍! You were born to be like a walnut,欠捶! You are born to be like a broken motorcycle,欠踹! Find a wife who is like a screw,欠拧!
29.你说你，祖父我教你练刀，你练剑，你还上剑不练，练下贱!金剑不练，练银剑!给你剑仙你不当，赐你剑神你不做，非死皮赖脸哭着喊着要做剑人!真是的，何必呢?!
29. You say, grandfather taught you to practice swordsmanship, but you practiced with a sword. You didn’t practice the upper sword, but the lower one! I gave you the title of sword immortal, but you didn’t want it, and I granted you the title of sword god, but you didn’t want that either. You insisted on being a sword person! Really, why bother?!
30.有些人，不知道是你素质低还是你家长素质低。
30. Some people, I don’t know if it’s because of your low quality or your parents’
31.呼喊无力把天求，一万自杀的理由，感怀身世愁白头，贪生怕死把泪流。
31. Crying weakly to the heavens, ten thousand reasons for suicide, feeling the sorrow of life and turning my hair white, yet fearing death and shedding tears.
32.山外青山楼外楼，你不爱我我不愁。世上美女到处有，她会比你更温柔！
32. There are mountains beyond the mountains and buildings beyond the buildings; if you don’t love me, I won’t be troubled. There are beautiful women everywhere, and she will be gentler than you!
33.中国那么多兵器你不学，偏学剑;上剑不学学下剑;下剑招式那么多，你学醉剑;剑铁剑你不学，去学银剑!终于，你练成了武林绝学：醉银剑! 最后达到人剑合一的境界—-剑人。
33. You didn’t learn any of the many weapons in China, but chose to learn swordsmanship; you didn’t learn the upper sword techniques but the lower ones; among the numerous lower sword moves, you learned the drunken sword; you didn’t learn the iron sword, but the silver sword! Finally, you mastered the martial arts secret skill: Drunken Silver Sword! In the end, you reached the state of unity with the sword - a sword person.
34.真威力，一屁崩掉银河系，土星光环变雪碧，地球变回朱罗纪，恐龙大喊SHE，世界末日要来临，弄坏我家的DVD，你陪，你陪，你赔不起，下次放屁要注意，不然打你小屁屁!
34. True power, a fart that destroys the Milky Way, Saturn’s rings turn into Sprite, Earth reverts to the Jurassic period, dinosaurs shout “SHE”, the end of the world is coming, and you broke my DVD. You compensate, you compensate, you can’t afford it. Next time, be careful when farting, or I’ll spank your little butt!
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