1、狐狸不是妖，性感不是骚。
1. Foxes are not demons, and sexiness is not vulgarity.

2、别拿你弹视频的速度，来挑战哥拉黑的技术。
2. Don’t challenge my blocking skills with your video-playing speed.

3、放眼过去全是货，老妹你想跟谁过。
3. Looking around, there are so many options; who do you want to be with, little sister?

4、又帅又车，那是象棋，有钱有房，那是银行。
4. Being handsome and having a car is just like playing chess; having money and a house is like going to the bank.

5、不要迷恋哥，嫂子才是传说。
5. Don’t be infatuated with me, my wife is the real legend.

6、哥只不过是个局，而你却入了迷。
6. I’m just a game, but you got lost in it.

7、不是哥迷恋传说，只是传说太美。
7. It’s not that I’m infatuated with the legend, it’s just that the legend is too beautiful.

8、小姐，对不起，我长得不帅。但不是每个女人都有机会。
8. Miss, I’m sorry, I’m not handsome. But not every woman has the chance to be with me.

9、你玩你的自定义、我玩我的格式化。
9. You play your custom game, and I’ll play my formatting game.

10、你知道我长短，我知道你深浅。
10. You know my strengths and weaknesses, and I know yours.

11、货有过期日，人有看腻时。你在我心里，能牛逼几时。
11. Goods have an expiration date, and people get tired of looking at things. How long can you be amazing in my heart?

12、都说姐漂亮，其实都是妆出来的。
12. They say I’m beautiful, but it’s all thanks to makeup.

13、人不可貌相，小三不可斗量。
13. One should not judge by appearances, and one should not underestimate the power of a mistress.

14、人生就像打电话，不是你先挂，就是我先挂!
14. Life is like making a phone call; either you hang up first, or I do.

15、每个女人总会为某一个男人而下贱。
15. Every woman will eventually lower herself for a certain man.

16、小三的威力，一般人貌似抵挡不住。
16. The power of a mistress seems to be unstoppable for most people.

17、距离产生的不是美，而是第三者。
17. Distance doesn’t create beauty, but rather a third party.

18、爱情不过是寂寞时，扯把美丽的犊子。
18. Love is just a beautiful lie when one is lonely.

19、黄瓜必须拍，人生必须嗨。
19. Cucumbers must be smashed, and life must be lively.

20、哥吸烟、是因为它伤肺，不伤心。
20. I smoke because it hurts my lungs, not my heart.

21、小鸟虽小，可它玩的确是整个天空。
21. Though a bird is small, it plays in the entire sky.

22、女人混的好、是嫂子，混不好，是婊子。
22. A woman who gets along well is a sister-in-law, but if not, she’s a slut.

23、喊疼的不一定是处女，但勾引男人的一定是婊子。
23. Those who cry out in pain are not necessarily virgins, but those who seduce men are definitely sluts.

24、低头靠勇气，抬头看实力。
24. To bow one’s head takes courage; to raise it depends on one’s abilities.

25、我命由我不由天、天欲灭我我灭天。
25. My fate is in my hands, not in heaven’s. If heaven wants to destroy me, I will destroy heaven.

26、人生没有彩排的机会，每时每刻都是在现场直播。
26. There are no rehearsals in life; every moment is a live broadcast.

27、分手后的思念不叫思念，叫犯贱，没有拆不散的夫妻，只有不努力的小三。
27. Missing someone after a breakup is not called missing, it’s called being cheap. There are no inseparable couples, only uncommitted mistresses.

28、我一定要出现你家户口本上，做不了你老公，也做你小爹。
28. I must appear on your household registration book, either as your husband or as your father-in-law.

29、不怕喝敌敌畏，就怕开盖有惊喜畅享多一瓶。
29. I’m not afraid of drinking敌敌畏 (a pesticide), but I am afraid of the surprise bonus bottle when I open the cap.

30、人家有的是背景，而咱有的是背影。
30. Some people have backgrounds, while we only have backgrounds (shadows).

31、长个包子样，就别怨狗跟着。
31. If you look like a bun, don’t blame the dogs for following you.

32、广告就是告诉别人，钱还可以这么花。
32. Advertising is about telling others that money can be spent in such a way.

33、我说过做人要低调。可你非要给我掌声和尖叫。
33. I said I should keep a low profile, but you insist on giving me applause and screams.

34、狗就是狗，可人有的时候不是人。
34. A dog is always a dog, but sometimes a person is not a person.

35、最低奋斗目标：农妇山泉有点田。
35. The lowest struggle goal: a farmer’s wife, mountain spring, and a little land.

36、开奥迪，穿迪奥，没事就吃奥利奥。
36. Drive an Audi, wear Dior, and eat Oreos when you’re bored.

37、男人被甩，金钱问题;女人被甩，面貌问题，我被甩，你的脑袋有问题。
37. If a man is dumped, it’s a money issue; if a woman is dumped, it’s a face issue. If I’m dumped, you have a problem with your head.

38、女人选一种姿态让自己活的无可取代。
38. Women should choose a posture that makes them irreplaceable.

39、用扯淡的态度，面对操蛋的人生。
39. Face a messed-up life with a扯淡 (nonsense) attitude.

40、花有百样红，人与狗不同。
40. Flowers come in a hundred shades of red, but people are different from dogs.

41、一般小伙一般傲一般小女一边靠。
41. The average guy is usually arrogant, and the average girl stands aside.

42、你又不是人民币，怎么能让人人喜欢你?
42. You are not the Chinese currency, how can everyone like you?

43、我坚信，一个人想念另一个人的时候，应该是安静的念想…爱，这一力量，往往可以瞬间抵达白发苍苍的彼岸。
43. I firmly believe that when one person misses another, it should be a quiet thought… Love, this power, can often instantly reach the other shore of white hair.

44、青春是打开了就合不上的书，人生是踏上了就回不了头的路，爱情是扔出了就收不回的赌注。
44. Youth is a book that cannot be closed once opened; life is a road that cannot be retraced once embarked; love is a bet that cannot be taken back once thrown.

45、我真的爱你，闭上眼，以为我能忘记，但流下的眼泪，却没有骗到自己。
45. I truly love you. I close my eyes, thinking I can forget, but the tears I shed have not deceived myself.

46、你说的开始，是我们结束的倒计时。
46. The beginning you mentioned is the countdown to our end.

47、下辈子做只考拉，每天睡觉个小时，吃个小时，发呆个小时，这就是完美人生啊。童鞋们，有木有啊!
47. In the next life, I want to be a koala, sleeping for 18 hours, eating for 2 hours, and daydreaming for 5 hours. This is the perfect life, my friends, don’t you agree?

48、一生只谈三次恋爱最好，一次懵懂，一次刻骨，一次一生。
48. It’s best to have three relationships in a lifetime: one naive, one unforgettable, and one for life.

49、水至清则无鱼，人至贱则无敌。
49. If the water is too clear, there will be no fish; if a person is too shameless, they will be invincible.

50、女人擅长的只是化妆，而男人擅长的却是伪装。
50. Women are good at makeup, while men are good at disguising.

51、捂好自己的裤裆，尊重别人的裤裆。
51. Protect your own crotch and respect others’ crotches.

52、喜欢的生活是婴儿一样的生活。吃东西，喝牛奶，被人抱着被人迁就。
52. The life I like is a life like a baby’s. Eating, drinking milk, being held, and being indulged by others.

53、哥发的不是寂寞，是春;姐叫的不是孤独，是床。
53. What I’m expressing is not loneliness, but spring; what she’s calling out is not solitude, but the bed.

54、当有人在装酷时，姐都会低下头。不是姐修养好，姐只是在找砖头。
54. When someone is acting cool, I lower my head. It’s not because I have good manners, but because I’m looking for a brick.

55、生活不是劲舞团，没有宠爱一生的版本。
55. Life is not a dance game, there is no version that spoils you for a lifetime.

56、天若赐我辉煌我必比天猖狂。
56. If heaven grants me glory, I will be more rampant than the sky.

57、人生没有彩排的机会，每时每刻都是在现场直播。
57. Life has no rehearsal opportunities, every moment is a live broadcast.

58、距离产生的不是美是小三。
58. Distance creates not beauty, but the other woman (小三).

59、一直被模仿，从未被超越。
59. Always being imitated, never surpassed.

60、机会就像处女一样，难得，并且只有一次。
60. Opportunities are like virginity, rare and only once.

61、多谢你的绝情，让我学会死心。
61. Thank you for your heartlessness, which taught me to give up.

62、盛装出席，你的爱情盛宴。
62. Dressed up to attend your love feast.

63、你要是鲜花，以后牛都不敢拉屎了。
63. If you were a flower, cows would be afraid to poop in the future.

64、金钱造就了女人、而你造就了我。
64. Money created women, and you created me.

65、在爱的世界里，没有谁对不起谁，只有谁不懂得珍惜谁。
65. In the world of love, there is no one who is sorry for whom, only those who don’t know how to cherish each other.

66、给我一刹那，对你的宠爱，唯美爱情句子给我一辈子，送你离开。
66. Give me a moment of your favor, and I’ll give you a lifetime to leave.

67、我还是会相信爱情，只是不会再相信爱情能永远。
67. I will still believe in love, but I won’t believe that love can last forever.

68、我赢了所有人，却输掉了你。
68. I won everyone, but I lost you.

69、我们放下尊严，放下个性，放下固执，都只是因为放不下一个人。
69. We let go of dignity, personality, and stubbornness, all just because we can’t let go of one person.

70、当一个人不爱你要离开你时，你要问自己还爱不爱他，千万别为了可怜的自尊而不肯离开，要知道他失去的是一个爱他的人，而你失去的是并不爱自己的人，爱他就应该让他快乐。
70. When someone doesn’t love you and wants to leave, ask yourself if you still love him. Don’t refuse to leave just for the sake of your pitiful self-esteem. Remember, he loses someone who loves him, and you lose someone who doesn’t love you. If you love him, you should let him be happy.

71、简单单的爱情二三事竟会如此让人着迷。
71. The simple things in love can be so fascinating.

72、青春就是疯狂的奔跑，然后华丽地跌倒。
72. Youth is about running wildly and then falling gracefully.

73、决定转身背对着你，寻找属于我自己的幸福。
73. I decide to turn my back on you and search for my own happiness.

74、愿你成为这样的女子：不炫耀，不争吵，做一个博学的女子;不空洞，不浮躁，做一个丰盈的女子;即便生命枯竭，亦在优雅中变老。
74. May you become such a woman: not showing off, not arguing, being a knowledgeable woman; not empty, not frivolous, being a fulfilling woman; even when life is exhausted, aging gracefully.

75、原来喜欢不可以伪装，原来快乐不可以假装，原来永远和瞬间一样。
75. It turns out that liking cannot be disguised, happiness cannot be pretended, and forever is just like an instant.

76、我以为蝴蝶飞不过沧海，是以为蝴蝶没有飞过沧海的勇气，十年以后我才发现，不是蝴蝶飞不过去，而是沧海的那一头，早已没有了等待。
76. I thought the butterfly couldn’t fly across the sea, because it lacked the courage. Ten years later, I realized it wasn’t the butterfly that couldn’t fly across, but the other side of the sea no longer had any waiting.

77、我多想一个不小心就与你白头到老。
77. How I wish I could accidentally grow old with you.

78、过去的一页，能不翻就不要翻，翻落了灰尘会迷了双眼。
78. Don’t flip through the past unless you have to, as the dust that falls can blind your eyes.

79、女人装比那叫资本，男人装比那叫变态。
79. When women pretend, it’s called capital; when men pretend, it’s called perversion.

80、是鬼别装人，是人别装神，是B别装紧，是货别装纯。
80. If you’re a ghost, don’t pretend to be human; if you’re human, don’t pretend to be a god; if you’re loose, don’t pretend to be tight; if you’re a product, don’t pretend to be pure.

81、你有你的背景.我有我的故事.不是很硬.但你别碰。
81. You have your background, I have my story. It’s not that hard, but don’t touch it.

82、一个新世纪d的女人，要做到抢钱，抢粮，抢男人。
82. A woman in the new century should be able to grab money, grab food, and grab men.

83、我就一颗心，你们看着伤吧。
83. I only have one heart; you can see the wound on it.

84、你能看到我留在屏幕上的字，你看不到我流在键盘上的眼泪。
84. You can see the words I leave on the screen, but you can’t see the tears I shed on the keyboard.

85、生活就像演戏，演来演去就忘了自己。
85. Life is like acting; after acting for so long, we forget ourselves.

86、穷耐克，富阿迪，流氓一身阿玛尼。
86. Poor people wear Nike, rich people wear Adidas, and gangsters wear Armani.

87、小三其实没有错，错在经不起诱惑。
87. The mistress is not actually at fault; the fault lies in the inability to resist temptation.

88、别跟我谈感情，谈感情伤钱。
88. Don’t talk to me about emotions; talking about emotions costs money.

89、唐僧再厉害，也不过是个耍猴的。
89. No matter how great Tang Seng is, he’s just a monkey tamer.

90、现实社会低调人，低调小伙最迷人。
90. In today’s society, low-key people are the most charming, especially low-key young men.

91、低调闷骚的高调，高调被打的征兆。
91. Low-key people who act high-profile are signs of being beaten.

92、过错，是短暂的遗憾;错过，是永久的遗憾。
92. A mistake is a short-term regret, while a missed opportunity is a lifelong regret.

93、如果你真的爱我，就对我说，不让我寂寞。
93. If you really love me, tell me so I won’t be lonely.

94、我们害怕岁月，却不知道活着是多么的可喜。我们认为生存已经没意思，许多人却正在生死之间挣扎。甚么时候，我们才肯为自己拥有的一切满怀感激?我们再也不会像以前那样，以彼此为不可替代;我们再也不会像以前那样，那样用力的爱，直到哭了出来。
94. We fear the passage of time, yet we don’t realize how wonderful it is to be alive. We think life has lost its meaning, yet many people are struggling between life and death. When will we be grateful for everything we have? We will never be as irreplaceable to each other as we were before; we will never love as hard as we did before, until we cried out.

95、对于、爱情有时候沉默，比面对更好。
95. Sometimes, silence is better than facing love.

96、咸鱼翻身，还是咸鱼。
96. Even if a salted fish turns over, it’s still a salted fish.

97、知识就像内裤，看不见但很重要。
97. Knowledge is like underwear; you can’t see it, but it’s important.

98、在哪里摔倒就在哪里躺下。
98. If you fall somewhere, just lie down there.

99、钻石恒久远，一颗就破产！
99. Diamonds are forever, but one can make you go bankrupt!

100、闭上眼睛，我看到了我的前途……
100. Close my eyes, and I see my future…