1.“昨晚睡得一点都不好”“怎么啦”“被子太轻 压不住想你的心”
1. “I didn’t sleep well last night.” “What’s wrong?” “The quilt was too light to suppress my thoughts of you.”

2.“其实我每天只想你一次”“那么少”“因为一想就是一整天”
2. “Actually, I only think of you once a day.” “So little?” “Because once I think of you, it lasts the whole day.”

3.“遇见你之后 我不再抱怨生活”“为什么呀”“因为我想抱你”
3. “After meeting you, I no longer complain about life.” “Why not?” “Because I want to hug you.”

4.“你知道你在我心里是什么嘛”“是什么”“我未来孩子妈”
4. “Do you know what you are in my heart?” “What is it?” “The mother of my future child.”

5.“我以前有很多爱好”“然后呢”“现在只剩下一个了，只剩下爱你”
5. “I used to have many hobbies.” “What then?” “Now there’s only one left, loving you.”

6.“你要是太阳的话，你猜我是什么”“不知道”“我是冰激凌啊”“为什么”“因为你融化了我的心”
6. “If you were the sun, what do you think I would be?” “I don’t know.” “I would be ice cream.” “Why?” “Because you melted my heart.”

7.“你一定是作弊了”“我作弊？我哪里作弊了？”“不作弊那你在我心里怎么是满分”
7. “You must have cheated.” “I cheated? Where did I cheat?” “If you didn’t cheat, how could you be perfect in my heart?”

8.“从认识你那天起我就瘦了”“为什么”“因为我把我的心交给你了”
8. “I’ve been losing weight since I met you.” “Why?” “Because I’ve given my heart to you.”

9.“你喜欢养什么宠物啊？”“小猫呗，乖乖的”“那你知道我想养什么吗？”“什么？”“养你”
9. “What kind of pet do you like to keep?” “A kitten, it’s so cute and obedient.” “Do you know what I want to keep?” “What?” “Keep you.”

10.“你知道为什么我比你重吗”“因为你胖”“因为你在我心里啊”
10. “Do you know why I’m heavier than you?” “Because you’re fat.” “It’s because you’re in my heart.”

11.“愿不愿意走这段路”“什么路啊？”“这段路叫余生”
11. “Are you willing to walk this path?” “What path?” “This path is called the rest of our lives.”

12.“我想把自己晒黑”“为什么”“这样就可以暗中保护你”
12. “I want to tan myself.” “Why?” “So I can secretly protect you.”

13.“昨晚做了一个美梦”“什么美梦”“有你的梦”
13. “I had a beautiful dream last night.” “What kind of dream?” “A dream with you in it.”

14.“北边在哪儿？”“那边啊，是不是傻”“我看到你之后，我就找不到北了”
14. “Where is the north?” “Over there, are you silly?” “I can’t find the north since I saw you.”

15.“你知道圣旨是什么吗？”“是什么？”“是你对我说的每一句话”
15. “Do you know what an imperial decree is?” “What is it?” “It’s every word you say to me.”

16.“你以后会孤独的”“为什么呀”“因为你一个人住在我心里，没有邻居。”
16. “You’ll be lonely in the future.” “Why?” “Because you live alone in my heart, with no neighbors.”

17.“你是不是有魔法”“没有啊”“那为什么我见到你就高兴”
17. “Do you have any magic?” “No.” “Then why am I so happy when I see you?”

18.“你想，上天吗”“想啊，哈哈”“那我把你宠上天吧”
18. “Do you want to go to heaven?” “Yes, haha.” “Then I’ll spoil you to the sky.”

19.“我挺羡慕你的”“羡慕我啥？”“羡慕有我喜欢你”
19. “I’m quite envious of you.” “What do you envy?” “Envy that I like you.”

20.“我发现你特别讨厌”“我哪里讨厌了？”“讨人喜欢，百看不厌”
20. “I find you particularly annoying.” “Where am I annoying?” “Annoyingly lovable, never tire of looking at you.”

21.“请记住喜欢不能当饭吃”“嗯，确实不能”“但被你喜欢，能好好吃饭。”
21. “Remember, liking someone can’t be eaten.” “Yeah, it can’t.” “But being liked by you makes me eat well.”

22.“我想当你的鞋”“为什么？”“因为我想陪你走完余生的路。”
22. “I want to be your shoes.” “Why?” “Because I want to accompany you for the rest of your life.”

23.“我想套一样东西但是我觉得很难套得到”“套娃娃吗？”“不是，套你的心”
23. “I want to catch something, but I think it’s hard to catch.” “Stuffed dolls?” “No, your heart.”

24.“我可以跟你撒个谎吗？”“？？？”“我不喜欢你”
24. “Can I lie to you?” “???” “I don’t like you.”

25.“你知道我最喜欢吃什么水果吗”“什么水果？”“是你这个开心果”
25. “Do you know what fruit I like the most?” “What fruit?” “You, the happy fruit.”

26.“以后出去我要一直牵着你”“干嘛，为什么？”“贵重物品要随身携带”
26. “I want to always hold your hand when we go out.” “Why?” “Valuable items should be carried with you.”

27.“我打算去一个很暖的地方”“什么地方啊”“你心里”
27. “I plan to go to a very warm place.” “What place?” “Your heart.”

28.“今天我的头晕了一天”“怎么了”“没事 就是想你想过头了”
28. “My head has been dizzy all day today.” “What’s wrong?” “Nothing, I just thought of you too much.”

29.“我好像当一只猫”“啊？”“这样就能喜欢你九辈子”
29. “I wish I could be a cat.” “Huh?” “So I could like you for nine lives.”

30.“我最近出了点意外”“什么意外”“意外的爱上你”
30. “I had an accident recently.” “What accident?” “Accidentally falling in love with you.”

31.“你知道老婆饼里为什么没有老婆吗？”“为什么啊？”“因为你的老婆就在这”
31. “Do you know why there’s no wife in a wife cake?” “Why?” “Because your wife is right here.”

32.“最近有一个愿望”“什么愿望”“睁眼是你，闭眼也是你”
32. “I have a wish recently.” “What wish?” “To see you when I open my eyes and when I close them.”

33.“你知道我和唐僧的区别吗？”“不知道”“唐僧取经，我娶你”
33. “Do you know the difference between me and Tang Seng?” “No.” “Tang Seng seeks scriptures, I marry you.”

34.“你三秒钟的语音”“怎么？”“我能反复听一个月”
34. “Your three-second voice message.” “What about it?” “I can listen to it over and over for a month.”

35.“我决定要做个小偷”“为什么”“因为要偷走你的心”
35. “I’ve decided to be a thief.” “Why?” “To steal your heart.”

36.“我身体很好”“扛风扛雨”“就是扛不住想你”
36. “I’m in good health.” “Resistant to wind and rain.” “Just can’t resist thinking of you.”

37.“我要告诉你一件事情噢，我要搬家了”“搬到哪里去啊？”“搬到.你心里”
37. “I want to tell you something, I’m moving.” “Where to?” “To your heart.”

38.“你最近是不是又胖了”“没有啊”“那你在我心里的分量怎么越来越重了呢？”
38. “Have you gained weight recently?” “No.” “Then why are you getting heavier in my heart?”

39.“你是哪里人？”“江西人”“你不是我的心上人吗？”
39. “Where are you from?” “Jiangxi.” “Aren’t you the one I love?”

40.“我最近真的有点忙”“忙什么？”“忙着喜欢你”
40. “I’ve been really busy lately.” “Busy with what?” “Busy liking you.”

41.“我给你讲个故事吧 故事有点长”“什么故事？”“我想你了”
41. “Let me tell you a story. It’s a bit long.” “What story?” “I miss you.”

42.“我觉得我上辈子是碳酸饮料”“为什么？”“因为我一见到你就开心得不停的冒泡”
42. “I think I was a carbonated drink in my previous life.” “Why?” “Because I’m bubbling with happiness whenever I see you.”

43.你晓得泰语 撒那嘿呦是甚么意义吗?我爱你。我也是。
43. “Do you know what ‘sanahayu’ means in Thai?” “I love you. So do I.”

44.“你累吗”“不累啊”“你已经在我脑子里跑了一天了，怎么会不累”
44. “Are you tired?” “No, I’m not.” “You’ve been running in my mind all day, how could you not be tired?”

45.“我忍你很长时间了”“嗯？那你要怎样”“当然是选择忍你一辈子咯”
45. “I’ve been tolerating you for a long time.” “Hmm? So what are you going to do?” “Of course, I choose to tolerate you for a lifetime.”

46.“你觉得世界上最干净最清澈的是什么东西”“水吗？”“不对，是我的眼睛”“为什么啊？”“因为我的眼里只有你”
46. “What do you think is the cleanest and clearest thing in the world?” “Water?” “No, it’s my eyes.” “Why?” “Because my eyes only have you.”

47.“我觉得你像一只猪”“哪里像了？”“我的掌上明珠”
47. “I think you’re like a pig.” “How am I like a pig?” “My precious in palm.”

48.“小时候的梦想是当个科学家”“现在呢？”“现在只想和你成家”
48. “My childhood dream was to be a scientist.” “What about now?” “Now I just want to start a family with you.”

49.“我给你变个魔术，看好了 biubiubiu 变完了”“啥？”“我变得更喜欢你了”
49. “I’ll show you a magic trick. Watch closely, biubiubiu, it’s done.” “What?” “I’ve become even more fond of you.”

50.“可以借你块钱吗？”（借了接收之后你还她元）“？？？”“借你一生，还你一世”
50. “Can I borrow some money from you?” (After borrowing and receiving it back, return her the amount.) “???” “Borrow your lifetime, and repay you for an eternity.”

51.“遇见你之后 我就觉得人生苦短啊。”“为什么”“因为甜的那部分很长。”
51. “After meeting you, I feel life is too short.” “Why?” “Because the sweet part is very long.”

52.“你知道我的缺点是什么吗？”“是什么呀？”“缺点啊。”
52. “Do you know what my flaw is?” “What is it?” “A flaw.”

53.“知道我手指之间为什么有缝隙吗？”“为什么？”“因为等你来填满啊”
53. “Do you know why there’s a gap between my fingers?” “Why?” “Because I’m waiting for you to fill it.”

54.“昨晚我做了噩梦了”“什么噩梦？”“没有你的梦都是噩梦”
54. “I had a nightmare last night.” “What nightmare?” “A nightmare without you.”

55.“你想什么时候结婚啊？”“不知道啊 没想过”“那等你什么时候想好了告诉我一声，我娶你”
55. “When do you want to get married?” “I don’t know, I’ve never thought about it.” “Let me know when you decide, and I’ll marry you.”

56.“我结婚你一定要来”？“为什么？”“因为没有新娘会很尴尬”
56. “You must come to my wedding.” “Why?” “Because it would be embarrassing without a bride.”

57.“你能帮我洗（喜）个东西吗？”“洗什么？”“喜（洗）欢我啊”
57. “Can you help me wash (like) something?” “Wash what?” “Like (wash) me.”

58.“我们友尽吧”“为什么”“因为要开始爱情了～”
58. “Let’s end our friendship.” “Why?” “Because we’re about to start a love story.”

59.“希望有一天。”“我爱你可以倒过来写。
59. “I hope one day.” “I love you” can be written in reverse.

60.“你稍微记一下”“我找你的时候”“就是爆炸想你”“没找你的时候”“就是憋着在想你”
60. “Please remember this.” “When I’m looking for you,” “it means I’m extremely missing you.” “When I’m not looking for you,” “it means I’m holding back my thoughts of you.”

61.“你想养狗吗？”“什么狗？”“单身的那种”
61. “Do you want a dog?” “What kind of dog?” “The single type.”

62.“我要偷你的体温”“说人话”“要抱抱”
62. “I want to steal your body heat.” “Speak human language.” “I want a hug.”

63.“你知道我最喜欢什么酒吗？”“什么酒”“和你的天长地久”
63. “Do you know what kind of wine I like the most?” “What wine?” “The one that lasts forever with you.”

64.“木做的门是什么门？”“木门”“铁做的门是什么门？”“铁门”“那通往幸福的门是什么门？”“福门”“福门？不是，是我们”
64. “What kind of door is made of wood?” “Wooden door.” “What kind of door is made of iron?” “Iron door.” “Then what kind of door leads to happiness?” “Fortune door.” “Fortune door? No, it’s us.”

65.“呃，你会喜欢我吗？”“不会”“没关系啊，我可以教你啊”
65. “Uh, would you like me?” “No.” “It’s okay, I can teach you.”

66.“你知道最幸福的数字是什么吗？”“”“为什么？”“因为，”
66. “Do you know the happiest number?” “Why?”

67.“ 你属什么？”“我属兔”“ 你不是属于我吗？”
67. “What’s your zodiac sign?” “I’m a rabbit.” “Aren’t you supposed to be with me?”

68.“你喜欢吃糖吗？”“不喜欢”“那你为什么这么甜？”
68. “Do you like candy?” “No.” “Then why are you so sweet?”

69.“呃，你知道我以前姓什么吗？”“姓什么”“没遇到你之前我姓王，遇到你之后我就姓福（幸福）了”
69. “Uh, do you know what my last name was before?” “What was it?” “Before meeting you, my last name was Wang. After meeting you, my last name is Fu (happiness).”

70.“天气这么冷，你知道怎么取暖吗？”“不知道。”“我也不知道，但我知道怎么娶你。”
70. “It’s so cold, do you know how to keep warm?” “No.” “I don’t know either, but I know how to marry you.”

71.”我们来玩一个游戏吧”“好啊”“谁要是在三秒内先动了谁就输了”“好啊”“我输了，我心动了”
71. “Let’s play a game.” “Okay.” “Whoever moves first in three seconds loses.” “Okay.” “I lost, I have a crush on you.”

72.“如果我长胖了你还爱我吗”“你知道 “重要”是什么意思吗？”“什么意思？”“重要就是 ：你再重，我都要”
72. “If I gain weight, will you still love me?” “Do you know what ‘important’ means?” “What does it mean?” “Important means: no matter how heavy you are, I still want you.”

73.“你喜欢你自己吗？”“特别喜欢”“那我要做你一辈子的情敌”
73. “Do you like yourself?” “I like myself very much.” “Then I will be your lifelong rival in love.”

74.“你是什么血型？”“O型”“不，你是我的理想型”
74. “What’s your blood type?” “Type O.” “No, you are my ideal type.”

75.“你知道我为什么最近吃素吗？”“不知道”“因为你是我的菜啊”
75. “Do you know why I’ve been vegetarian lately?” “No.” “Because you are my dish.”

76.问你个问题，老爸老妈老姐老哥老公哪个和你没有血缘关系?””老公啊””诶~老婆真聪明~
76. “Which one of these is not related to you by blood: dad, mom, sister, brother, or husband?” “Husband.” “Ah, my wife is so smart.”

77.“我做事向来十拿九稳。”“什么？”“差一吻，你的吻”
77. “I’m always 90% sure in what I do.” “What?” “Short of one kiss, your kiss.”

78.“我犹豫了好几天，最后决定扔个硬币，正面朝上就跟你表白。”“如果背面朝上呢?”“翻过来呗。”
78. “I hesitated for several days and finally decided to flip a coin. If it’s heads, I’ll confess to you.” “What if it’s tails?” “Flip it over.”

79.“你为什么要害我！”“我害你什么了？”“害我那么喜欢你！”
79. “Why did you hurt me?” “What did I do to hurt you?” “You made me like you so much!”

80.“请管好你的嘴。”“为什么？”“因为我随时会亲它。”
80. “Please watch your mouth.” “Why?” “Because I might kiss it at any time.”

81.“你知道圣旨是什么吗”“是什么啊？”“就是你对我说的每一句话～”
81. “Do you know what an imperial decree is?” “What is it?” “It’s every word you say to me.”

82.“你知道我为什么比你个高吗”“不知道”“因为天塌下来我帮你抗”
82. “Do you know why I’m taller than you?” “No idea.” “Because I’ll support you when the sky falls.”

83.“我的终极目标是把你骗到手”“然后养到老”
83. “My ultimate goal is to deceive you into my hands.” “And then raise you until we’re old.”

84.“你最近是不是又胖了？”“没有啊，为什么这么说？”“那你为什么在我心里的分量越来越重了呢？”
84. “Have you gained weight recently?” “No, why do you say that?” “Then why are you becoming heavier in my heart?”

85.“你脸上有东西”“没有啊，哪里？有什么？”“有我的目光”
85. “There’s something on your face.” “Where? What is it?” “It’s my gaze.”

86.“你肯定是近视吧？”“为什么这么说”“不近视的话怎么会看不出来我喜欢你呢～”
86. “You must be nearsighted, right?” “Why do you think so?” “If you weren’t, how could you not see that I like you?”

87.”你也太喜欢我了吧”“我怎么啦？””为了见我居然偷偷跑进我的梦里～”
87. “You must like me so much.” “What did I do?” “You even sneaked into my dreams just to see me.”

88.“遇到你之前，我对未来有很多很多要求。”“什么要求？”“遇到你以后，我只要求是你。”
88. “Before I met you, I had many requirements for the future.” “What requirements?” “After meeting you, I only want it to be you.”

89.“哇，你的眼睛真好看”“真的吗？”“不过没我的好看，因为我的眼睛里面全是你”
89. “Wow, your eyes are so beautiful.” “Really?” “But not as beautiful as mine, because my eyes are full of you.”

90.“真羡慕你。”“羡慕什么？”“拥有我这么可爱又有趣的人。”
90. “I’m so envious of you.” “What for?” “For having someone as lovely and interesting as me.”

91.“要是我和你生一个孩子你觉得他会是什么座？”“什么座？双子座？”“不，我们的杰作。”
91. “What do you think our child would be if we had one?” “What sign? Gemini?” “No, our masterpiece.”

92.“你是我的温带海洋性气候”“什么意思？”“每天都是暖暖的”
92. “You’re my temperate maritime climate.” “What does that mean?” “It’s warm every day.”

93.“你听说过养猪致富吗”“听说过”“那我养你怎么样”
93. “Have you heard of getting rich by raising pigs?” “Yes, I have.” “How about I raise you?”

94.“你知道你哪里好吗”“哪好”“做我女朋友刚刚好”
94. “Do you know what’s good about you?” “What is it?” “Being my girlfriend is just perfect.”

95.“自从认识你之后，我就经常牙疼。”“为什么？”“可能是因为你太甜了吧。”
95. “I’ve had toothaches often since I met you.” “Why?” “Probably because you’re so sweet.”

96.“我想成为十七世纪的英国”“为啥”“这样就可以殖民你的心了”
96. “I want to be the 17th-century British Empire.” “Why?” “So I can colonize your heart.”

97.“我脑子进水了，可是我不想把水抽出来”“为什么”“那样的话不就把你也抽出来了吗？”
97. “My brain is full of water, but I don’t want to pump it out.” “Why not?” “If I do, I’ll pump you out too, right?”

98.“-你手机有导航吗？帮我找个地方。”“去哪？”“你心里。”
98. “-Do you have a navigation app on your phone? Help me find a place.” “Where?” “In your heart.”

99.“你妈妈教过你礼尚往来吗”“教过啊”“其实我喜欢你，你往来一下”
99. “Did your mom teach you the concept of reciprocity?” “Yes, she did.” “Actually, I like you, so please reciprocate.”

100.“你今天看起来有点怪”“怎么怪？”“怪好看的”
100. “You look a bit strange today.” “How so?” “Strangely beautiful.”

100个撩妹套路
1. “I’m a little afraid of you.” “Am I scary?” “No, because I’m afraid of my wife.”

1.“我有点怕你”“我很凶吗？”“不，因为我怕老婆。”
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2.“有人追你吗？”“没有”“你好，我叫没有。”
2. “Is someone chasing you?” “No.” “Hello, my name is No.”

3.女：小哥哥，小哥哥，给你个东西你要吗?男：什么呀?女：你把手伸开，(男生伸开之后，女生把手放在上边)我、你要吗!
3. Girl: Little brother, little brother, do you want something I have? Boy: What is it? Girl: Open your hand (after the boy opens his hand, the girl puts her hand on top) me, do you want!

4.“一个人的时候想去很多地方，两个人的时候就不一样了”“怎么不一样了？”“两个人的时候只想呆在有你的地方。”
4. “When I’m alone, I want to go to many places; it’s different when I’m with someone.” “How is it different?” “When I’m with someone, I just want to stay wherever you are.”

5.“你想清楚再跟我说话”“我没有在想清楚我在想你”
5. “Think clearly before talking to me.” “I’m not thinking clearly; I’m thinking of you.”

6.“互换一下礼物行吗”“好呀”“好了，从这一刻开始，你是我的，我是你的。”
6. “Can we exchange gifts?” “Sure!” “Alright, from this moment on, you’re mine, and I’m yours.”

7.“同学打扰一下请问这道题怎么做”“不好意思我不会”“哦你不会啊那我给你讲讲吧”
7. “Excuse me, classmate, could you help me with this question?” “I’m sorry, I don’t know.” “Oh, you don’t know? Then let me explain it to you.”

8.“你先走吧，我怕我拖你后腿”“没事，我腿粗”
8. “You go ahead, I’m afraid I’ll hold you back.” “No worries, I have thick legs.”

9.男：“你可以借我你的杯子吗？”女：“干嘛？”男：“因为我想借你一辈子。”
9. Boy: “Can I borrow your cup?” Girl: “What for?” Boy: “Because I want to borrow you for a lifetime.”

10.男：我忍你很长时间了。女：切，那你要怎样。男：忍你一辈子。
10. Boy: I’ve been tolerating you for a long time. Girl: So what do you want? Boy: To tolerate you for a lifetime.

11.“我可以亲你吗”“不可以”“那我刚刚对你说了什么”“我可以亲你吗”“嗯，可以”
11. “Can I kiss you?” “No.” “What did I just say to you?” “Can I kiss you?” “Yes, you can.”

12.“我觉得你让我很感冒”“为什么”“因为我对你没有抵抗力”
12. “I think you give me a cold.” “Why?” “Because I have no resistance to you.”

13.我的每支笔都好甜啊，嗯？因为每支笔都知道你的名字。
13. My every pen is so sweet, huh? Because every pen knows your name.

14.你知道我最喜欢吃什么吗？不知道啊，痴痴地看着你啊。
14. Do you know what my favorite food is? I don’t know, gazing at you foolishly.

15.“从今天开始我要吃素“为什么啊？”“因为，你是我的菜。”
15. “I’m going to become a vegetarian from today.” “Why?” “Because you are my dish.”

16.“今天早上照了照镜子，然后就想到了找你”“为什么”“这么多日子来，你知道的，每次看到好的东西我都想给你”
16. “I looked in the mirror this morning, and then I thought of finding you.” “Why?” “You know, all these days, every time I see something good, I want to give it to you.”

17.我想你一定很忙，所以你只看前三个字就好。
17. I think you must be very busy, so just look at the first three words.

18.说起我男朋友的优点,总结起来就是五个字:”会挑女朋友”
18. Speaking of my boyfriend’s advantages, they can be summarized in five words: “good at choosing a girlfriend.”

19.”如果你不怕麻烦的话””那就麻烦你跟我在一起吧”
19. “If you don’t mind the trouble…” “Then trouble yourself by being with me.”

20.”我昨晚失眠了””意思就是想你想了一夜”
20. “I couldn’t sleep last night.” “Meaning I thought of you all night.”

21.“你知道为什么后羿射日他要留下一颗太阳吗？”“不知道”“因为要让我们晒恩爱”
21. “Do you know why Houyi shot down the sun but left one?” “I don’t know.” “Because we need to show our love in the sun.”

22.“你单身多久了？”“从出生到现在”“不好意思让你等这么久。”
22. “How long have you been single?” “Since birth until now.” “Sorry for making you wait for so long.”

23.“我觉得所有的门都应该让你敲？”“为什么这么说呢？”“因为你敲好看。”
23. “I think all doors should let you knock on them.” “Why do you say that?” “Because you look great when you knock.”

24.“你吃烧烤会先烤什么！”“先烤肉啊”“我会先考虑你……”
24. “What would you grill first at a barbecue?” “Meat, of course.” “But I’d think about you first…”

25.小时候我想当科学家，长大后我想当艺术家，现在，我只想去你家。
25. When I was young, I wanted to be a scientist. When I grew up, I wanted to be an artist. Now, I just want to go to your house.

26.“我今天考试考得很差”“为什么”“因为我不管遇到什么问题，我的答案都会是你”
26. “I did very poorly on my exam today.” “Why?” “Because no matter what problem I encountered, my answer would always be you.”

27.“人没有氧气就活不下去，但我可以，你知道为什么吗”“不知道”“因为我有你这个小淘气”
27. “Humans can’t live without oxygen, but I can. Do you know why?” “I don’t know.” “Because I have you, my little naughty one.”

28.“我有那么多支笔，你知道我最喜欢哪一支吗？”“不知道”“你这个北鼻”
28. “I have so many pens, do you know which one I like the most?” “I don’t know.” “You, my dear.”

29.“你知道昨天是什么日子吗？”“什么日子？”“是我爱了你一天的日子”
29. “Do you know what day it was yesterday?” “What day?” “It was the day I loved you for a whole day.”

30.今天我吃醋了，为什么？一想起昨天的我也喜欢你，我就吃醋了。
30. Today I’m jealous. Why? Just thinking about how much I liked you yesterday makes me jealous.

31.“你知道天涯海角子在哪里吗？”“在哪里”“我也不知道”“但我愿意带你一起去找”。
31. “Do you know where the ends of the earth are?” “Where?” “I don’t know either.” “But I’m willing to search for them together with you.”

32.“遇到你，我都没吃过糖了”“为什么”“你太甜”
32. “Since I met you, I haven’t eaten any candy.” “Why?” “Because you’re so sweet.”

33.“你可以帮我洗个东西吗？”“可以啊，洗什么？”“喜欢我”
33. “Can you help me wash something?” “Sure, what is it?” “My love for you.”

34.“我觉得我跟你玩捉迷藏的话我一定会输”“为什么”“因为爱一个人，藏也藏不住”
34. “I think I would lose if I played hide and seek with you.” “Why?” “Because when you love someone, you can’t hide it.”

35.“我缺了一样生活必需品”“缺了什么？”“你呀”
35. “I’m missing a daily necessity in my life.” “What’s missing?” “You.”

36.“我觉得我们的友情只能到今天为止”“为什么”“接下来我们只能谈爱情”
36. “I think our friendship can only last until today.” “Why?” “From now on, we can only talk about love.”

37.“你知道我的缺点是什么吗？”“你缺点那么多，我怎么知道”“不，有一个你肯定知道—那就是缺你。”
37. “Do you know what my flaw is?” “You have so many flaws, how would I know?” “No, there’s one you must know—it’s missing you.”

38.“我肯定是盐吃多了。”“啊？”“不然怎么总是闲的想你啊~！”
38. “I must have eaten too much salt.” “Huh?” “Otherwise, why would I always have time to think of you?!”

39.“你喜欢猫还是狗”“狗”“汪汪汪”“你喜欢猫还是狗”“猫”“喵喵喵”
39. “Do you like cats or dogs?” “Dogs.” “Woof woof woof.” “Do you like cats or dogs?” “Cats.” “Meow meow meow.”

40.“照的这张自拍真丑”“恩..”“还不及你本人十分之一好看”
40. “This selfie is really ugly.” “Hmm…” “It’s still not as beautiful as you in person.”

41.“你知道我为什么不上天嘛？”“为什么”“因为地上有你啊”
41. “Do you know why I don’t go to the sky?” “Why?” “Because you are on the ground.”

42.“我们来玩个游戏吧！”“好呀！”“一二三木头人不许动！“你动了！！”“因为我对你心动了啊。”
42. “Let’s play a game!” “Sure!” “One, two, three, freeze!” “You moved!” “Because my heart skips a beat for you.”

43.男：“能在愚人节骗我一次吗？”女：“好啊！”男：“你喜欢我吗？”
43. Man: “Can you trick me once on April Fool’s Day?” Woman: “Sure!” Man: “Do you like me?”

44.男：“我想成为一种人。”女：“什么人？”男：“你的人。”
44. Man: “I want to become a certain kind of person.” Woman: “What kind of person?” Man: “Your person.”

45.男：“人没有氧气就活不下去，但我可以，你知道为什么吗”女：“不知道”男：“因为我有你这个小淘气”
45. Man: “People can’t live without oxygen, but I can. Do you know why?” Woman: “I don’t know.” Man: “Because I have you, my little mischief.”

46.男：“我缺了一样生活必需品”女：“缺了什么？”男：“你呀”
46. Man: “I’m missing a daily necessity in my life.” Woman: “What’s missing?” Man: “You.”

47.男：“今天早上照了照镜子，然后就想到了找你”女：“为什么”男：“这么多日子来，你知道的，每次看到好的东西我都想给你”
47. Man: “I looked in the mirror this morning and thought of you.” Woman: “Why?” Man: “You know, all these days, every time I see something good, I want to give it to you.”

48.男：“记住你自己的身份”女：“我什么身份”男：“你是我的人！”
48. Man: “Remember your identity.” Woman: “What identity?” Man: “You are mine!”

49.男：“我昨晚的梦实现了”女：“梦还能实现？”男：“和喜欢的人聊天”。
49. Man: “My dream from last night came true.” Wo

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