1、做一个徘徊在牛A和牛C之间的人。
1. Be a person lingering between cow A and cow C.

2、生活二字二几十年来回味得我大小脑抽搐，脊髓痉挛。始终不得要领。
2. The word “life” has made my cerebrum and cerebellum convulse and my spinal cord spasm for decades, without ever grasping the essence.

3、我以神的姿态,闪耀在这美的瞬间.凡人勿扰…
3. I shine in this beautiful moment with a divine posture. Mortals, do not disturb…

4、年轻的时候，我们常常冲着镜子做鬼脸；年老的时候，镜子算是扯平了。
4. When we were young, we often made faces at the mirror; when we grow old, the mirror makes up for it.

5、为何我的眼中总饱含泪水？因为我装逼装得深沉。
5. Why are my eyes always filled with tears? Because I pretend to be deep.

6、别跟我谈感情，谈感情伤钱。
6. Don’t talk to me about emotions; talking about emotions hurts money.

7、关谷：巨龙巨龙你差2年，永永远远的差2年。
7. Guan Gu: Dragon, dragon, you’re always 2 years short, forever and ever.

8、不要相信女人，表面温柔的女人往往藏着一颗暴力的心。
8. Don’t trust women; gentle women on the surface often hide a violent heart.

9、恋这个字很神奇，上面取自变态的变，下面取自变态的态。
9. The word “love” is amazing; the top part comes from the word “pervert,” and the bottom part comes from “attitude.”

10、这是通往成功的道路，不过还在施工，记得戴好安全帽。
10. This is the path to success, but it’s still under construction. Remember to wear a safety helmet.

11、不要把话语权交给你的对手戏，是抢来的。
11. Don’t give your right to speak to your rival; it’s something to be snatched.

12、你解释就是掩饰，掩饰的就是事实，事实就是罪恶的开始
12. Your explanation is just a cover-up, the cover-up is the fact, and the fact is the beginning of sin.

13、不按常理出牌，柯南要是活着，也会被气成毛利小五郎的。
13. Don’t play by the rules; if Conan were alive, he would be angered into becoming Mouri Kogoro.

14、你丫是绵羊音呀，一开始跑偏了，再也跑不回来了是不是？
14. Are you a sheep’s voice? You started off course and can never get back on track, right?

15、我是小溪流，永远向前流，小溪流呀小溪流，永远不停留。
15. I am a stream, always flowing forward. Stream, stream, never stopping.

16、不以结婚为目的的恋爱就是耍流氓。
16. Dating without the intention of marriage is hooliganism.

17、你摔跤摔倒只剩一格血的时候，叫三声信曾哥，原地复活。
17. When you fall and have only one drop of blood left, call out to Brother Xin three times, and you will revive on the spot.

18、听别人的故事，流自己的泪。
18. Listen to other people’s stories and shed your own tears.

19、数羊是外国人弄的因为羊sheep和睡觉sleep谐音应该数水饺…
19. Counting sheep is for foreigners because “sheep” and “sleep” sound similar; we should count dumplings instead…

20、人的一生都会扮演很多角色，如果你不高兴，你可以把剧本扔了。不过记住，有一份剧本是真真属于你的，千万别丢错了。
20. In one’s life, many roles are played. If you’re unhappy, you can throw away the script. But remember, there’s one script that truly belongs to you; don’t throw it away.

21、如果我的感情失败的话，趴在地上的一定是对方。
21. If my relationship fails, the one lying on the ground will definitely be the other party.

22、常言道，不怕驴一样的领导，就怕猪一样的下属。
22. As the saying goes, it’s not the donkey-like leader that we should fear, but the pig-like subordinate.

23、踩到香蕉皮滑倒，就接着踩直到踩烂。
23. If you slip on a banana peel, just keep stepping on it until it’s crushed.

24、放心吧！师父，大师兄会来救我们的！
24. Don’t worry, Master! The eldest senior will come to save us!

25、不是人人都能活的低调，可以低调的基础是随时都能高调。
25. Not everyone can live a low-profile life; the foundation of being able to live low-key is the ability to be high-profile at any time.

26、我以为”隐身“别人就找不到我了，没用的，像我这样的人，无论在哪里都像漆黑夜里的萤火虫，够鲜明够出众。
26. I thought that by “going invisible,” people wouldn’t be able to find me. It’s useless. People like me are always distinct and outstanding, like a firefly in the dark night.

27、钻石恒久远，一颗就破产！
27. Diamonds are forever, but one is enough to go bankrupt!

28、让未来到来，让过去过去。
28. Let the future come, and let the past pass.

29、跌倒了，爬起来再哭。
29. If you fall, get up and cry again.

30、婚姻的杀手有时不是外遇，而是时间。
30. Sometimes the killer of marriage is not infidelity, but ti

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